The Star Citizen Iceberg
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- Star Citizen is blowing up, and this time it's not just the servers. There has been a lot of new content, preview content, and upcoming content contenting its way to our eyes, ears, and hearts over the past month and I smashed it all into a weird paste and packed it into this video. Is it a good idea? You tell me, you're the one in the description.
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Star Citizen is making the type of progress we've all been waiting for and I'm going to have to try harder to find things to complain about.
If you want to help me find things to complain about, there's a free fly happening and here's a referral code for a useless amount of extra credits: robertsspaceindustries.com/enlist?referral=STAR-J5RN-JXT7
I love all your videos, hence my monthly money converted to your monthly money, but the hot cakes, warm satire, and tepid commentary of your SC videos is just *chef's kiss*.
@@AdamWutke Statistically, I think it's safe to assume you're not a chef.
@@AbbreviatedReviews why is "Bone" at the bottom of your iceberg? 😂
@@Uncanny_Mountain Bone is at the bottom of everything in Star Citizen.
@@AbbreviatedReviews in my best George Takei: _ohhh mhyyyy_
I love your humor in these reviews. You really have much higher production quality than most larger YTbers.
The trick is to have several years of practice being totally irrelevant.
I'm at 29 so far. @@AbbreviatedReviews
This one line is so quintessentially star citizen: "they added a rifle sized tractor beam tool so you can right your flipped vehicle right after they fixed flipping vehicles"
"For reasons that gameplay may one day justify" is the best tagline for so many things in Star Citizen
The tone of this review is the perfect mix of good writing and understated sarcasm. This is really great.
Alien shitter-shower implies that Chris has designed the alien digestive tract and defecation process. Excited to hear how this is simulated in-engine and how it affects gameplay!
Everybody poops.
And showers.
It's reputation based, if you befriend a Xian they will regurgitate into your mouth so you can digest alien fruit 🍑
the star map update alone will be a godsend
Ah yes, 10 minutes of refined humor in yet another great video. Cheers!
Abbreviated Reviews: Humor Refinery.
Across the galaxy? I think you were thinking of Elite Dangerous 😂
Excellent video. I genuinely laughed out loud at the remark about the scanning of the Cutter Scout lol.
Love how you mix in humor, with a straight to the point style, and actually decent camera work. I subscribed immediately, well done.
I don't know that I'm ever going to play Star Citizen but I do find these videos funny and/or almost informative, so thanks!
Who knows... if the game is in development forever, it may eventually wear you down.
If all your videos are as sarcastically funny as this one, you have yourself a subscriber for life. Thanks for the giggles bud.
I can't guarantee the consistency, but I've got the numbers.
fucking love how this guy gets this game and it's shortcomings so well!
Orbituary is kind of a great name. I'm kinda hopeful to see Star Citizen get usable, informative maps before Starfield does, mostly to laugh at Bethesda about it.
They are cool names. Not entirely descriptive, but they will remind you that you can die at any time.
I have no words. Except to say you are fucking funny please keep doing this.
You have some words. I'll can't stop at least until Squadron 42 comes out.
@@AbbreviatedReviews Excellent! Then you shall never stop! Math works!!!
I so need a colab video with you and @VoidyVids !
your voice now lives in my head rent free for all thoughts and internal reviews of anything I do hence forth.
Glad I get to be a part of it.
Just gold!
All i watch for SC/SQ42 is your channel and SaltEmike... Before Derek Smart 😂
(and yes, i backed this game from the start)
I didn't even know Derek Smart was still around. I just assumed he imploded into a singularity under the mass of his own hatred.
Good video
I subscribe
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MORE please!!!
There's a video for noteworthy Star Citizen update since 2019. It's not as many videos as you'd imagine from that statement.
My irony-and-sarcasm meter is blinking a lot, but I'm not sure why because I've heard only truths. Well, anyway, take a like and a subscription.
Watch the progress bar fill at the speed of Star Citizen progress..
You gonna be there a while & it's gonna cost you some real life money lol.
Found this channel for the first time and your comments about Pyro had me rolling! 🤣subbed!
Hepatetanusaids you say. Yep, that sounds like Pyro.
Thank you for this. it gave me a good laugh!
Lol this video is hilarious and so true!
🤣 Epic vid!
I prefer Steam.
Man you cracked me up loved it!
Hilarious. Well job.
lol
Had to share this with my org for the laughs. Good stuff as always. I was really hoping you'd pull a med gun or multi-tool in the beginning. I'm not sure why all the denizens of New Babbage are afraid of offers of free healthcare.
These NPCs have a lot of trauma in their lives.
What is Maelstrom?
Maelstrom is the name of the the system that in includes physicalized weapons and damage.
Nice. Deleting comments. JUST like CIG!
I haven't deleted any comments and don't have any comments from you. I don't even see any that were auto filtered to be approved.
It's RUclips ya tit
so it's been 12 years, what's the excuse this year?
That it hasn't been 13 years yet.
@@AbbreviatedReviews EXACTLY. Anyways there have never really been excuses just progress, slow but progressy progress. The game isnt perfect, it never will be, but it will always be fun
It's been 8, and who are you that anyone needs your approval, did you make a better game, or are you just another keyboard warrior pretending the topic is your feelings?
Hepatiti-Tetanus-Aids 🤔 Okay then pre pyro vaccinations it is 🤪 Thank you for sharing. Your satirical almost helpful point of views 😋🪐
Too bad you can't vaccinate against the hangar campers.
To bad I still cant fly my ships effectively sense turrets or NPC crew are the last damn thing they ever want to work on....so lame..
This is literally second life 20 years later
IAE knocking at our wallets 😀