I Bought the Most Unreliable BMW Ever Made (2007 M5)

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  • @samanslow9021
    @samanslow9021 5 лет назад +1879

    Hoovie is no longer addicted to cars, hes addicted to losing money

    • @E_tiBEAMERBOY
      @E_tiBEAMERBOY 5 лет назад +8

      Sam Anslow He might just go homeless @ this rate😞

    • @jospi2
      @jospi2 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, but these highs he gets when there's a new car in the garage, there's no better feeling.

    • @josem6929
      @josem6929 5 лет назад +18

      Don't forget that content makes him money. I.E. Autovlog has make 35k + on just one video of a 500 dollar. I want to believe there is method to his car buying madness.

    • @Trevonious95
      @Trevonious95 5 лет назад

      Fkn tard you don't even understand

    • @samanslow9021
      @samanslow9021 5 лет назад +2

      @@Trevonious95 oof

  • @nehalmathew7510
    @nehalmathew7510 5 лет назад +282

    It’s so high tech that it cools the brake using oil

    • @vdochev
      @vdochev 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah, oil will increase the stopping power, lol!

    • @ivanoffw
      @ivanoffw 5 лет назад

      LOL

    • @iloveg25
      @iloveg25 5 лет назад +1

      @@vdochev Not outside the loop XD

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 4 года назад +218

    He traded it for a Honda because he wants a car that works, lol.

  • @Altavilla22Mike
    @Altavilla22Mike 5 лет назад +1283

    I can sum up your entire channel .. Making thousands of dollars complaining about losing thousands of dollars

    • @MoHawk_1970
      @MoHawk_1970 5 лет назад +2

      LeadBlastin22 Great point!

    • @phaedrusbjb
      @phaedrusbjb 5 лет назад +3

      or... Throwing $ at it and learning next to nothing.

    • @user-os8sq3uh4n
      @user-os8sq3uh4n 5 лет назад +22

      Somebody's gotta do it

    • @lapamful
      @lapamful 5 лет назад +20

      It's not really about that for me. Buying a used V12 Merc for five grand and spending another ten or twenty in repairs still means he's getting an S Class less than 10% of what it originally cost. It let's you know what you're in for if you actually want to buy one of these once amazing cars.
      If you're a total petrolhead and not a dealer it makes sense.

    • @MrFryfish
      @MrFryfish 5 лет назад +1

      It's sad that nobody is able to censor these channels based on click-bait, on the back of car makers, mobile phone companies..

  • @car_pal
    @car_pal 5 лет назад +1183

    Hoovieboi doesn't learn from his previous BMWs, and I love it

    • @Anonymous-yy9ut
      @Anonymous-yy9ut 5 лет назад +5

      Car pal?????

    • @simons4474
      @simons4474 5 лет назад +8

      But this one will be a touch more expensive to fix. Nice colour though.

    • @Will-fr5du
      @Will-fr5du 5 лет назад +5

      Yea, youd think that he would learn after $15000+ dollars down the drain later. But i guess thats why we keep coming back isnt it?

    • @eugene4950
      @eugene4950 5 лет назад +10

      made a comment few days ago on the McLaren video how he should stop buying unreliable cars like BMW 7, boom this week he gets old m5 ...

    • @MrMohammed420
      @MrMohammed420 5 лет назад +1

      just BMWs, more like every/any car he buys lol

  • @jwardTLS
    @jwardTLS 5 лет назад +377

    I have a 33k mile SMG trans for sale from a running/driving 2008 M5 that will be getting pulled out in a month if you need it. I bought the car to steal the engine and swap it into my E46, so everything else is getting parted out/sold.

    • @rkan2
      @rkan2 5 лет назад +8

      Somehow I feel your transmission is going to cost more than what Hoovie paid for this car. :D (doesn’t hurt trying to sell it, especially to Hoovie, though.

    • @jwardTLS
      @jwardTLS 5 лет назад +51

      @@rkan2 nah, the going rate for a decent mileage DCT is like 3k and i only paid 7k for my donor car for this swap, so my plan was to firesale the diff/rear end, EDC suspension, remaining good panels/hood, the SMG, brakes, etc. That should pay for the 7k that I fronted for the donor car and make it a break even. Probably gonna try to get like 2k for the SMG which is a stellar price i think for a functioning complete trans with 33k miles.

    • @NoShaDow36
      @NoShaDow36 5 лет назад +2

      You are aware of the process you're putting yourself into right? It's been done before, but there is a TON of editing required to make it happen

    • @midnightcs1482
      @midnightcs1482 5 лет назад +8

      @@NoShaDow36 Pretty sure he is if he already has a donor car.

    • @jwardTLS
      @jwardTLS 5 лет назад +21

      @@NoShaDow36 for sure. I'm working with a shop with a fabricator, good wiring guy, etc., I've talked to Epic Motorsports at length as they have done a couple S85 swaps into E46 M3 before. Stock headers fit, minor modification to the subframe and with a 2008 M5 the CAS isn't in the steering column so you can do the swap while retaining the stock E46 rack which makes it immensely easier. Custom power steering lines, custom oil cooler, custom radiator, making a dipstick - yea there are some things there to deal with but we are planning it all out. I'm bolting up an E90 6mt and already have a driveshaft which my fabricator can cut and use to hook it up to the E46 diff. You do this swap by bringing along the E60 ECU for the ride so it isn't some standalone setup which makes it a hell of a lot easier to wire things. Epic Motorsports provides the flash for it already you just ship them the ECU and as long as the wiring guy does his job of making it work with the CEL in the dash, etc. it will work.
      I haven't haphazardly jumped into it and at 7k for the car which runs and drives, if we lay everything out in a month and decide it will actually be too much, well I can sell a used 33k mile S85 for 10k all day just by itself so I'm not losing anything. This is also my 4th car so time isn't really a factor. I've got a supercharged E92 m3 to tool around with in the meantime.

  • @jmhellison
    @jmhellison 5 лет назад +1749

    This car would make Scottie kilmer's brain explode 🤣💀💀💀

    • @starsaber2002
      @starsaber2002 5 лет назад +115

      Nobody cares what that old hack has to say about it

    • @JDValles
      @JDValles 5 лет назад +186

      starsaberfan39 about 2.2 million people do actually

    • @nolancampbell6139
      @nolancampbell6139 5 лет назад +51

      starsaberfan39 Ummm... wrong. Over 2M people subscribe to ‘the old hack’. Because he knows what he’s talking about, and tells it like it is. This rich child-douche, not so much. And now that I realize he’s linked to Doug. Now I get it. Douche bros!

    • @HighDefinitionVideo
      @HighDefinitionVideo 5 лет назад +2

      I'd pay $6500 to see that :)

    • @optionalcoast7478
      @optionalcoast7478 5 лет назад +37

      @@starsaber2002 definitely that guy is the anti car enthusiast but i will say he is right about car companies making cars too difficult to fix

  • @whoeverwhoever400
    @whoeverwhoever400 5 лет назад +433

    THe one who sold you his BMW probably laughed so hard

    • @spiritualmike9589
      @spiritualmike9589 4 года назад +8

      FR HE GOT RIPPED OFF

    • @bluescale8626
      @bluescale8626 4 года назад +25

      Working ones with the same mileage can still go for 11,000 and up. Seeing as he got this for 6,500 really isnt too bad.

    • @alexpupov5581
      @alexpupov5581 4 года назад +3

      you can sell this a part and you will get much more money

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt 4 года назад +2

      Lol the engine alone is worth $6k

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt 4 года назад +12

      @Midousuji Akira check eBay have fun. It's a racing derived v10 not just some engine.... apply your logic to a 13 year old or collector's car doesn't work lmao

  • @Chris-cy3uq
    @Chris-cy3uq 5 лет назад +162

    OMG when I turned the video on and saw Doug I thought I clicked the wrong vid xD

  • @matthewbeale1853
    @matthewbeale1853 5 лет назад +85

    You can tell he’s worried with these double ads all the way through

  • @ashprada2311
    @ashprada2311 5 лет назад +226

    Trading in a v10 BMW for a Honda. The end really is near.

    • @amero3577
      @amero3577 5 лет назад +35

      For some funny reason I’m picturing a 15 year old Pakistani or Indian kid who watches to many car videos and plays a lot of forza on his school laptop who really wants to buy a car

    • @ashprada2311
      @ashprada2311 5 лет назад +14

      Amero if you think that’s funny, your life must really suck

    • @arbenasatourian9491
      @arbenasatourian9491 4 года назад +14

      ash prada its not funny but it is accurate

    • @ItzTruthHurts
      @ItzTruthHurts 4 года назад +10

      ash prada
      Truth Hurts?

    • @cal4676
      @cal4676 4 года назад +2

      My guess is he is from Kerala India judging by his profile pic

  • @3800TURBO
    @3800TURBO 5 лет назад +10

    I would fix the oil cooler. Change the front tyres, then a fresh battery, check the grounds and then clear all the codes. Then take it for a decent drive and then re-check the codes. More than half will most likely be gone as many are just triggered by other issues. It helps narrow things down.

  • @Minoltalphafan
    @Minoltalphafan 5 лет назад +898

    I would bet the owner got a quote, pooped himself then went straight to the car dealer to trade it in.

    • @thesunflowchannel1995
      @thesunflowchannel1995 5 лет назад +70

      yeah I did

    • @user-nj2wk2ec2b
      @user-nj2wk2ec2b 5 лет назад +23

      Been there, done that. And I thought I was clever.

    • @dukenudibranch6414
      @dukenudibranch6414 5 лет назад +63

      Straight to a Honda dealership is what he said. He had enough.

    • @FalconXE302
      @FalconXE302 5 лет назад +12

      Yes... I think a fair bit of "pooping" has been caused by this car... and you can now add Hoovie to that list of poopers... LoL...

    • @alpaljl
      @alpaljl 5 лет назад +2

      @@dukenudibranch6414 Without a doubt.

  • @trvr82
    @trvr82 5 лет назад +248

    Running that scanner looked like a spyware scan from Windows 98.

    • @HeliHaych
      @HeliHaych 5 лет назад +1

      Eh my mechanic has some old ass small display code reader, at least Wizard's has touch screen 😭

    • @ecidemon5672
      @ecidemon5672 5 лет назад

      @@HeliHaych I have one of those... does the job .. but won't read some of the advanced things that a 5 thousand dollar snapon will but works, it's an old Actron

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 5 лет назад

      The Wizard can afford a touchscreen.

    • @jfantis
      @jfantis 5 лет назад

      @@ecidemon5672 LOL the SO scanner doesn't offer 1/10 the euro coverage that the Autel does.

    • @Kristoph109
      @Kristoph109 5 лет назад

      Haha what!? That is very modern in the mechanic world

  • @RandallFlaggNY
    @RandallFlaggNY 4 года назад +46

    Wizard: "...eleven thousand dollars." Hoovie: "Does that include the Vaseline?"

  • @psimac
    @psimac 5 лет назад +5

    The service that Hoovie provides the general public, y’know where we get to live vicariously through his videos, is incredibly valuable. Please like and share the videos and tap on the ads because he’s doing all of is with oil-in-the-veins a tremendous solid. Just last week I was exploring M5 ownership. I’m all cured now.

  • @Bicketybam68
    @Bicketybam68 5 лет назад +445

    At this stage, it would be cheaper to Adopt the wizard...

  • @Karmy.
    @Karmy. 5 лет назад +532

    The last time Hoovie ignored Doug's warning was when he got his Ferrari F355 and we all know how that turned out...

    • @jdmr1c3ing
      @jdmr1c3ing 5 лет назад +11

      At least this one wont be in flames

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 5 лет назад +24

      @@jdmr1c3ing it's Hoovie so it's still possible.

    • @jdmr1c3ing
      @jdmr1c3ing 5 лет назад +24

      @@pmvaldez1 it'll only catch fire if he lets porker drive it.

    • @MatrixDiscovery
      @MatrixDiscovery 5 лет назад +24

      I think Hoovie is a secret millionaire, it would explain how he can take so many losses on high end cars.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 лет назад +2

      @@MatrixDiscovery true

  • @sqmotorsports9230
    @sqmotorsports9230 5 лет назад +105

    If my insurer saw me let a customer climb a hydraulic lift to rev a running car...

    • @Asserti
      @Asserti 4 года назад

      SQ Motorsports land of the “”free””

    • @dussemccussay3995
      @dussemccussay3995 4 года назад +3

      Insurance rates up 200% 😂

    • @aslmx1918
      @aslmx1918 3 года назад +3

      This is so true. Shouldn’t ever allow a camera in the shop. They will stalk your Facebook accounts too.

  • @DavidSumnerHTX
    @DavidSumnerHTX 5 лет назад +2

    You, Doug, and Ed B are my guardian angels. Every time that I get a head full of steam to go out and buy a used high-end car, you post a video like this. The numbers you quote for repairs quickly bring my thinking back to reality. Thanks!!!

  • @atozy
    @atozy 5 лет назад +529

    why do you keep doing this to yourself

    • @gettsyy
      @gettsyy 5 лет назад +8

      What are you doing here?

    • @octavian3287
      @octavian3287 5 лет назад +31

      Because it gets views and pays for itself and then some with the money it makes. He does this because it's making him money

    • @datsoon9236
      @datsoon9236 5 лет назад

      Heeey, what's up buddy?

    • @edclips
      @edclips 5 лет назад +4

      @@octavian3287 So true! It really pulls back the curtain, but educational none the less. I was curious to know what I'd be in for on a lot of these once "dream" cars if I bought as cheap as possible.

    • @greekc4
      @greekc4 5 лет назад +3

      Are you a car guy

  • @Fir-jp3jt
    @Fir-jp3jt 5 лет назад +771

    Tyler: *buys a cheap obviously broken sports car*
    Wizard: It's gonna cost you a lot of money to fix it
    Tyler: :O

    • @williammalamas8367
      @williammalamas8367 5 лет назад +13

      i get it.

    • @MrVegiroth
      @MrVegiroth 5 лет назад +42

      More than half a million subscribers later and this plan is still working.

    • @jamesfraley2715
      @jamesfraley2715 5 лет назад +4

      @@MrVegiroth Is it though?

    • @MrVegiroth
      @MrVegiroth 5 лет назад +8

      @@jamesfraley2715 I feel as though it is. As much as my brain hurts over it, even I keep coming back for more. Almost like turning a bad situation into a good one with repairs.

    • @cccjsw
      @cccjsw 5 лет назад +4

      Pikachu!!!!!

  • @lateapex9420
    @lateapex9420 5 лет назад +235

    Classic modern mechanic... Plugs in a diagnostic computer. Doesn't really know what any of it means and then owner googles the solutions. I see this in every single UK garage nowadays.

    • @piterparker88
      @piterparker88 5 лет назад +6

      the problem in uk is that the garages are very small, not longer that 4,7meters, garages don't have such things like canal and you can't fit car lift in there so there is no way to work on your car yourself. I've had to work in the open air to fix some stuff, sometimes in rain.

    • @bobbyrobbyn1838
      @bobbyrobbyn1838 4 года назад +4

      I'm pretty sure anyone can have their own size garage lol

    • @wrestle259
      @wrestle259 4 года назад +5

      Piter Parker what planet are you on mate?😂

    • @startingtech3900
      @startingtech3900 3 года назад

      wizard knows his shit but hoovie doesnt lol

    • @orderofmagnitude-TPATP
      @orderofmagnitude-TPATP 3 года назад

      @@wrestle259 as someone from the uk.... i can confirm - yup...yup....just is.

  • @04Wenban
    @04Wenban 5 лет назад +9

    “Just because it’s all red and sparkly, I think we should do it” 😂

  • @kennethchia4194
    @kennethchia4194 5 лет назад +1521

    At what point does the Wizard become the richest man in Kansas, or is he already?

    • @jplandscaping5069
      @jplandscaping5069 5 лет назад +95

      Its true He has a new office and shop, hes starting to ball outta control

    • @Spastblast
      @Spastblast 5 лет назад +163

      Hopefully he’ll soon be in a position to buy his own microphone! ;)

    • @M_773
      @M_773 5 лет назад +7

      @@Spastblast LOL

    • @DJSolitone
      @DJSolitone 5 лет назад +54

      You've successfully managed to totally disgust me from ever buying a BMW. Thank you sir !

    • @chriscars3224
      @chriscars3224 5 лет назад +1

      @@DJSolitone right

  • @kavirahman
    @kavirahman 5 лет назад +218

    Hoovie is gonna buy every car Doug told people not to.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 лет назад +11

      Yep
      Next time it's going to be "I bought the cheapest Hummer H3 in the USA"

    • @bebopman5
      @bebopman5 5 лет назад

      You beat me to it.

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 5 лет назад +9

      Hoovie buys a Trabant.

    • @sofiejones7270
      @sofiejones7270 5 лет назад

      I was gonna say that

    • @danger450
      @danger450 5 лет назад

      It's called marketing....and a tax deductible business expense.

  • @saimk4239
    @saimk4239 4 года назад +108

    Tyler: These BMWs are so bad and unreliable
    Also Tyler: *Buys a car that none of the owners took care of for a shit price and then complains about them being bad"

    • @ernestaszutautas5712
      @ernestaszutautas5712 4 года назад +4

      have 4 years BMW like this,and not problem.

    • @jeremytucker8853
      @jeremytucker8853 4 года назад +13

      BMW cars are crap cars these days. Garbage electronics and transmission. I don't care how well you "maintain" it. Just junk.

    • @Neil542
      @Neil542 4 года назад

      It’s like he tries to buy the worst example of his cars

    • @dirkvanviersen671
      @dirkvanviersen671 4 года назад

      Jeremy Tucker which brand isn’t these days?

    • @UPxYOURs2
      @UPxYOURs2 3 года назад +7

      Everybody sayin BMW are bad cars but y’all can’t even afford one 🤡

  • @ZxRx7
    @ZxRx7 5 лет назад +6

    Taking a BMW to the wizard??? you have bigger balls than I thought!

  • @MrMaxyield
    @MrMaxyield 5 лет назад +232

    As soon as I start feeling bad for wizard with your
    McLaren purchase you go and acquire this gem...
    Wizards children will now have ivy league education...

    • @lpkombi6685
      @lpkombi6685 5 лет назад +4

      And no dad as he's always at the repair shop being enslaved to hoovie.

    • @archibaldvonfookface7364
      @archibaldvonfookface7364 5 лет назад +5

      Wizards house and collection of cars are probably bigger than Hoovies by now.

    • @mr.wonkastyle2558
      @mr.wonkastyle2558 5 лет назад +6

      I dont think the car wizard is working on the McLaren since it's under warranty it probably has to b serviced by the dealership

    • @M_773
      @M_773 5 лет назад

      Haha in Canada my high school has free ivy league education as long as you get half decent marks

    • @morganlingsweiler9813
      @morganlingsweiler9813 5 лет назад

      His labor rate sounds low for hoovie. An example of why I think that... $400 for a 5 labor hour job to do the thermostat. The part looks to be $40 to $55 online not including shop tax.

  • @WelcomeToTheMadness
    @WelcomeToTheMadness 5 лет назад +1211

    Engine is leaking massive amount of oil....goes to rev engine. I love this channel. 😂😂😂

    • @deangelojackson6952
      @deangelojackson6952 5 лет назад +16

      Welcome To The Madness 😂 that’s what I was thinking

    • @Leofred2000
      @Leofred2000 5 лет назад +10

      They probably checked and refilled, if needed, it before they did it

    • @makveldz
      @makveldz 5 лет назад +72

      next video:
      ls swapped my M5

    • @blackericdenice
      @blackericdenice 5 лет назад +5

      @@Leofred2000 We hope they did.

    • @southjerseysound7340
      @southjerseysound7340 5 лет назад +26

      On a car known to cook rod bearings for no reason nonetheless..... Lol

  • @TheDinkster08
    @TheDinkster08 5 лет назад +44

    I wish I had the money to put $11,000 worth of maintenance into a car just because “it’s red and sparkly”

    • @vedanttaneja4428
      @vedanttaneja4428 4 года назад

      Carson Tadevich the new one still costs 100k so not the worst thing ever lol

  • @ViperKeeper2070
    @ViperKeeper2070 4 года назад +3

    "We have to pull the transmission to change that.." "Of course you do." XD

  • @neovenom9833
    @neovenom9833 5 лет назад +487

    "My history with BMW's isn't very good"
    Honestly, your history with cars in general isn't very good.

    • @imoogi59
      @imoogi59 5 лет назад +18

      Seriously Who has a good history with the automobile industry other than those working in it !

    • @matthiasbretonnier4015
      @matthiasbretonnier4015 5 лет назад

      Daniel Kremer people that a buying good cars ?🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @imoogi59
      @imoogi59 5 лет назад

      @@matthiasbretonnier4015 theres no such thing ! as a '' good car '' there all a money pit

  • @ncpalafox
    @ncpalafox 5 лет назад +93

    Dislikes are from OSHA compliance watching him climb up the lift post LOL

  • @NickV321
    @NickV321 5 лет назад +1

    I used to own one of these and loved it. Can’t wait to see it finished!

  • @TA-wk2ds
    @TA-wk2ds 4 года назад +5

    “Doug is my car daddy” lmaoo

  • @rjolly87
    @rjolly87 5 лет назад +389

    Doug DeMuro: "This is a BMW you NEVER want to own".
    Hoovies Garage: "Hold my beer...."

    • @terrabiker
      @terrabiker 5 лет назад +2

      Hoovies Garage after visit to wizard : "Confirmed... ( while holding his bleeding wallet in his hands )"

    • @sirgeorgioalastrata4104
      @sirgeorgioalastrata4104 5 лет назад +1

      Drinking and driving is illegal

    • @rjolly87
      @rjolly87 5 лет назад +3

      @@sirgeorgioalastrata4104 Correct! This is one of the reasons you hand your beer to someone else for safe keeping when you are about to do something silly.

    • @gernhartreinholzen4330
      @gernhartreinholzen4330 5 лет назад

      Hahahahaaha

    • @thephao4327
      @thephao4327 5 лет назад

      A Mercedes Benz is holding the beer.

  • @billnalder1017
    @billnalder1017 5 лет назад +201

    Tylers bank statement is just a visual representation of a months worth of bad decisions~

    • @billnalder1017
      @billnalder1017 5 лет назад +5

      @Morey Cabrera gimme a break and get a sense of humor

    • @automisery484
      @automisery484 5 лет назад

      On the car side. The RUclips ledger overrides it all.

    • @neroxen_
      @neroxen_ 5 лет назад +1

      @Morey Cabrera But with video evidence we can certainly speculate with fairly good facts.

  • @setnok2106
    @setnok2106 4 года назад +2

    9:06
    Wizard is like: "What are you doing with your life Tyler?"

  • @Ghost-my1tr
    @Ghost-my1tr 5 лет назад +6

    This video makes me love my reliable car even more 😂

  • @toptanupat
    @toptanupat 5 лет назад +691

    Next up : I bought the cheapest Koenigsegg Agera ever made

    • @caleamus
      @caleamus 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao I’d be #082 😂

    • @SENYELI
      @SENYELI 5 лет назад

      Agera rs

    • @anayg5415
      @anayg5415 5 лет назад

      A hotwheels car

    • @PaulTC777
      @PaulTC777 5 лет назад +1

      parker the type of guy that would say "at the age of 24"

    • @RegularJohn53
      @RegularJohn53 5 лет назад +3

      A replica built on a Pontiac Fiero

  • @WelcomeToTheMadness
    @WelcomeToTheMadness 5 лет назад +1594

    Doug is laughing at the $10,000 you’re about to spend....

    • @thefreeman8791
      @thefreeman8791 5 лет назад +48

      LOL. And that is just in tow truck costs. :D

    • @zamarok266
      @zamarok266 5 лет назад +62

      still 20k$ for M5 is cheap

    • @kayaritvards9200
      @kayaritvards9200 5 лет назад +41

      Totally worth it for that Sweet V10 N/A S85

    • @ForTehNguyen
      @ForTehNguyen 5 лет назад +67

      i laugh because you think its only $10k hes going to spend

    • @WelcomeToTheMadness
      @WelcomeToTheMadness 5 лет назад +1

      zerocool I’m building it, with a more reliable engine. Check it out if you’re into that sort of thing.

  • @diemnguyen7335
    @diemnguyen7335 5 лет назад +4

    Lol😂😂 who else got thrown off at the beginning and had to check the video title again to make sure it was HOOVIES cuz I know I had to

  • @ijt540
    @ijt540 5 лет назад

    The stockpiles of memes I have for when the tech pulled up the codes 😂😂

  • @scoe5908
    @scoe5908 5 лет назад +305

    'Tyler, don't buy an F355. It'll catch fire'
    'I just bought an F355'
    *F355 catches fire*
    'Tyler, don't buy a E60 M5'
    'I just bought the cheapest E60 M5 in the USA'

    • @dbman992
      @dbman992 5 лет назад +10

      'they cost a fortune to fix and sort out'
      'so it's gonna be $7500 and that's if we don't need a transmission'

    • @rickslick730
      @rickslick730 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @stsbanga
      @stsbanga 5 лет назад +4

      Next video my E60 just spontaneously combusted

    • @8draco8
      @8draco8 5 лет назад +3

      How about his recent gem, the McLaren which already got fixed 120k worth of things and god knows how many more will blow up in his first year of ownership.

  • @kgdenton13
    @kgdenton13 5 лет назад +89

    I looked at this thumbnail and the transmission broke

  • @hallquiche
    @hallquiche 4 года назад +2

    I think this is one of the best looking modern BMW's. It has aged insanely well in 15 years. That colour is also beautiful.

  • @umaxen0048
    @umaxen0048 4 года назад +6

    Kilmer wouldn't touch your M5 with the removable, partially rusted, am/fm antenna off his 1980 Toyoda Celica...

  • @Leon-vp3vb
    @Leon-vp3vb 5 лет назад +214

    Previous owner traded in his M5 for a Honda, all you need to know.

    • @GlobalEnemy4ever
      @GlobalEnemy4ever 5 лет назад +6

      Leon made a wise choice

    • @MrRandomcommentguy
      @MrRandomcommentguy 5 лет назад +3

      Hope it was at least a nice Honda, like an Integra or a Civic Type R or something....

    • @logan_kes
      @logan_kes 5 лет назад +23

      Simon Coles you misspelled “rice” as “nice”

    • @russianrick8403
      @russianrick8403 5 лет назад +5

      I traded in a Honda (Acura) for a BMW and will never look back.

    • @davebk1031
      @davebk1031 5 лет назад +6

      I traded a VW Golf for a Camry...
      (edit: a VR6 for a 4cyl Camry wagon, Mrs wasn't sad to see it go)

  • @roskinc
    @roskinc 5 лет назад +345

    Hoovies the type of guy who will touch something that has a big sign that says “HOT do not touch!”

    • @johntyson
      @johntyson 5 лет назад +15

      roskinc Hoovie...he’s never passed a “WET PAINT” sign with clean hands.

  • @nosch43
    @nosch43 4 года назад

    hoovie out here with the osha violations, climbing a raised car lift with a car on it lmao.

  • @carsonkirkconnell1979
    @carsonkirkconnell1979 5 лет назад

    Hi! I enjoy your videos a lot. Have you considered a hypermiling cross country trip on one of these specimens?💪

  • @akr2060
    @akr2060 5 лет назад +105

    Record some exhaust notes before the engine blows

    • @chefcc90
      @chefcc90 5 лет назад +2

      So 2 miles in its current condition?

    • @2006gtobob
      @2006gtobob 5 лет назад +1

      It may already be too late!

  • @linus2877
    @linus2877 5 лет назад +532

    Straight pipes or we riot

  • @davidnguyen5028
    @davidnguyen5028 5 лет назад +2

    Just sold my 2007 M5 two weeks ago, I kinda missed it already. I put about $3000 in parts on it, I did most of the work myself including two OEM throttle actuators. Drove it for 25,000 Miles (3years), I sold it for $500 more than what I paid. It didn’t have a clean title, but the miles are actual, it was never been in an accident, do you think I should have kept it? I loved the car.

  • @stantonlee2266
    @stantonlee2266 5 лет назад

    That was an awesome opening! Had me rolling! 👍🏼

  • @JUST_ONE_ID10T
    @JUST_ONE_ID10T 5 лет назад +372

    Remember to watch all advertisements so Hoovy can afford to repair this one!

    • @TheMilenkata
      @TheMilenkata 5 лет назад +13

      hahaha no way, let him suffer !

    • @jaimesilva2351
      @jaimesilva2351 5 лет назад +5

      The more he suffers, the more we get entertained!!

    • @skill28oy44
      @skill28oy44 5 лет назад +3

      This is painfully true both for us and for him.

    • @heinzkitzvelvet
      @heinzkitzvelvet 5 лет назад

      BLISSFUL FAPPER I use RUclips Vanced. Absolutely zero commercials for me.
      I had actually forgotten that most videos have commercials until you mentioned it.

    • @jeeps005
      @jeeps005 5 лет назад +1

      Its like a massive trainwreck. There is nothing you can do but watch and cringe. @@jaimesilva2351

  • @howardlevy4345
    @howardlevy4345 5 лет назад +173

    Tyler is the Wizards personal 401k fund.

  • @c.m.7489
    @c.m.7489 3 года назад +2

    „I can only afford one broken BMW“
    *laughs in M539 restaurations*

  • @No-turbo
    @No-turbo 5 лет назад +2

    The negativity surrounding this car is the greatest example of internet hive-mind panic I’ve ever seen. I have an 08 M6 manual and it is worth putting up with the fear mongering the internet kids write millions of words about. It’s so worth it, especially at these prices.

    • @BreezyHD
      @BreezyHD 5 лет назад +1

      S. T exactly if you’ve ever driven a bmw you would know they are some of the most fun cars to drive

  • @YOUNGNGRATEFUL
    @YOUNGNGRATEFUL 5 лет назад +286

    This exact car was going for $20k 4.5 years ago in Brooklyn and had loads of issues. I almost bought. Lmao now I see you with it.

    • @ruemonbhattacharyya7730
      @ruemonbhattacharyya7730 5 лет назад

      YOUNG 'N GRATEFUL actually! That’s pretty cool.

    • @Exekutioncro
      @Exekutioncro 5 лет назад +1

      YOUNG 'N GRATEFUL not 4.6 ?

    • @BorisHooiBoef
      @BorisHooiBoef 5 лет назад +5

      @@Exekutioncro 4.52 to be precise.

    • @ordinaryJeff
      @ordinaryJeff 5 лет назад +6

      At least now you know who the bullet hit that you dodged.

    • @YOUNGNGRATEFUL
      @YOUNGNGRATEFUL 5 лет назад +9

      ExeKuTioN Cro 4.5 is a measuring system conversion for half....4.5 = 4 years, 6 months.

  • @koningkont
    @koningkont 5 лет назад +546

    Buying cars no one has the balls to buy. Hoovie is truly a hero

    • @DPNY-qm4ix
      @DPNY-qm4ix 5 лет назад +6

      Balls??? U mean the extra ca$h to buy...There is a difference. If I had it, I would get the same, as ell as the sweet 928 that was in the mechanic shop next to the M5, I would also get the 850i,SL55, ALL the old luxury cars of the 80's 90's... I like this guy

    • @TheMrzucker21
      @TheMrzucker21 5 лет назад +5

      @@DPNY-qm4ix Shut up asshole

    • @MrAhmedalfares
      @MrAhmedalfares 5 лет назад +2

      koningkont
      He’s a hero because he buys shitty cars? Dude, You’re gay for hoovie

    • @victorshane4134
      @victorshane4134 5 лет назад +7

      @@MrAhmedalfares lel?! With a big smile on my face purchase one older Audi, BMW or Volkswagen rather than American sht cars which made of plastic. Lots of power, floor it, and you fly off the road immediately... the majority of problems with BMW M line comes from the owners itself. Flooring it while engine is just started, I mean starts engine and go, not waiting to warm up a little bit or oil hit the cylinder walls correctly...

    • @alphatrion100
      @alphatrion100 4 года назад

      Rich you mean. He talks like 6500 dollars is grocery money.
      Im finally starting to dislike him

  • @tysoncowan5192
    @tysoncowan5192 3 года назад +1

    Even though I was along for the ride, it's still Crazy seeing the Car Wizard with hair!

  • @elcasho
    @elcasho 5 лет назад

    Can't wait for the rest of this series!

  • @crackdown0425
    @crackdown0425 5 лет назад +108

    Who else had to make sure they clicked the right video at first?

    • @jeep2003
      @jeep2003 5 лет назад +1

      I clicked off of it. Then came back later and the same thing happend

    • @benjamin7114
      @benjamin7114 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah , thought i went into an alternative timeline where Hoovies garage is actually Doug Demuro !

    • @BiscuitsnTea
      @BiscuitsnTea 5 лет назад

      Dan Shancy dougs vid was right under this in my watch later😹

  • @TrevorAngell
    @TrevorAngell 5 лет назад +112

    I'm looking forward to buying this from you for $13k when it's sorted. Godspeed.

    • @Clesarie
      @Clesarie 5 лет назад

      Thats exactly what I was thinking

  • @Rufus77
    @Rufus77 5 лет назад +8

    I have an BMW E60 2004 (no M) and it's running as a dream! No problems!

    • @dtrainm14
      @dtrainm14 4 года назад

      Rufus LV give it’s few more thousand miles I bet your 5 series will go into limp mode, because mine did

    • @jayson657
      @jayson657 26 дней назад

      Yet…

  • @charleshyde6461
    @charleshyde6461 5 лет назад

    Subbed as soon as you climed the rack!

  • @Anders_HeymSR30
    @Anders_HeymSR30 5 лет назад +32

    It will be the clutch release bearing, there is an updated part. You will also need a new guide bushing, and an SMG adaptation. But fixable, especially with the Wizard behind you

    • @johnyp2967
      @johnyp2967 5 лет назад +3

      It would probably best to check out the clutch and Flywheel whilst he's changing the thrust bearing. I brought a BMW with a worn thrust bearing and the dual mass flywheel was knackered aswell

  • @_baller
    @_baller 5 лет назад +112

    Well he's a wizard... A financial wizard

  • @philliplawson9724
    @philliplawson9724 5 лет назад +10

    Also please get a second opinion, "That Mechanic screwed you , i am a German car mechanic and will tell you what is going on on that car , only two things
    thermostat jammed
    sequential gear box hydraulic pump need to add some hydraulic fluid to reservoir ,
    now because the over heat of jammed thermostat the 20w50 oil expend and blow up the oil cooler the engine oil started to decrease which followed by camshaft sensor magnetic signal" Garage TUBE!!!!!!

  • @GRfourfun
    @GRfourfun 5 лет назад +2

    Thank you, thank you for making me appreciate how reliable my 10 year old Lexus ISF is.

  • @68camaro86
    @68camaro86 5 лет назад +123

    Oil leak = "accidental" fire = insurance payment= great success...

    • @EMichaelBall
      @EMichaelBall 5 лет назад +11

      Yeah, if you survive the fire.

    • @cozza819
      @cozza819 5 лет назад +29

      Im not the only one who read that in Borat voice

    • @68camaro86
      @68camaro86 5 лет назад +19

      Very nice! High five!

    • @RelaxAndSmokeMeth
      @RelaxAndSmokeMeth 5 лет назад +1

      Very nice. I like a you.

  • @davidbest1
    @davidbest1 5 лет назад +170

    McLaren 12C and now this, he’s officially gone mad

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 5 лет назад +23

      He reminds me of a friend who had 8 cars and only one ran.

    • @jospi2
      @jospi2 5 лет назад +16

      Makes sense, you can only drive one car at a time.

    • @RifiFeooo
      @RifiFeooo 5 лет назад +3

      the 12C is still on warranty for another year so he will sell it in 6 months or somethin

    • @8draco8
      @8draco8 5 лет назад

      @@pmvaldez1 how he reminds you of Hoovie? I bet he forgot about at least 8 cars that he owns and they don't run.

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 5 лет назад

      @@8draco8 um I think you answered your own question.

  • @williamr3840
    @williamr3840 5 лет назад

    I like how honest you are about all your failures.

  • @yeety1208
    @yeety1208 4 года назад +2

    When Doug popped up at the start,I was like w

  • @AvidSurvivalist
    @AvidSurvivalist 5 лет назад +65

    Doug: Don't buy it!
    Tyler: *Hold my McLaren Keys

  • @abelucious
    @abelucious 5 лет назад +78

    SMG = Shake My Gallbladder .

  • @losh330
    @losh330 5 лет назад

    I KNEW he would buy one. It was just a matter of time. I left a comment on Doug's M5 video that Hoovie would buy one.

  • @lukestagg2603
    @lukestagg2603 5 лет назад

    I hit the like button as soon as i saw the Doug to Hoovie bait and switch. Hoovie has more balls than me to buy this car.

  • @dtacrew561
    @dtacrew561 5 лет назад +28

    Good move honestly the e60 m5 has a pure Motorsport engine none of the turbo crap out today once it's fixed you will have a v10 land missile that's cost as much as a brand new Kia Forte and you will love it trust me, As for the SMG transmission it was designed around track use and can be jerky around town or city driving but with a little bit of practice you can get it to behave rather nicely once functioning properly.
    Current BMW M engineer , and thanks for the awesome content

    • @dougie8010
      @dougie8010 5 лет назад +2

      Agreed. Also, the smg is fine if you modulate the throttle when shifting. Like a motorbike without using the clutch.

    • @dtacrew561
      @dtacrew561 5 лет назад +2

      lmao we do its just the people who buy them don't ever maintain them properly i have 180k on my 03 ///M3 and its fine as long as i continue to maintain it.

    • @phillylumberjak
      @phillylumberjak 5 лет назад

      @@dtacrew561 , I totally agree. I once had a 1985 bmw 325, when I purchased in the mid 90's it was well over 243k mi, I added 60k mi before Hurricane Andrew wipe her out :-( She ( my car/ my baby) died with 303k plus mi DUE to natural disaster.

  • @johnulrich5572
    @johnulrich5572 5 лет назад +187

    If I had a dollar for every dollar Hoover spent on cars I"d be rich.

    • @stephenplays560
      @stephenplays560 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh you would only have like 59 dollars🤣🖐

    • @TheRzarectah
      @TheRzarectah 5 лет назад

      C

    • @christianmaschka
      @christianmaschka 5 лет назад +2

      That's how the car wizard makes a living

    • @phenomanII
      @phenomanII 5 лет назад +2

      Shit if I had a dollar for every 5 dollars Hoovie wasted on repairs I'd be happy.

    • @iosdeals
      @iosdeals 5 лет назад

      I'd rather have a dollar for every dollar Hoovie got from his dad working as a "manager"

  • @YouTubeHandlesAreStupid
    @YouTubeHandlesAreStupid 3 года назад

    That was honestly the best intro ever for a Hoovie vid

  • @JulianKapa
    @JulianKapa 5 лет назад +4

    Tyler's quirk: How he gets into an M5 (4:16)

  • @twinkmaster2
    @twinkmaster2 5 лет назад +322

    DONT buy parts for those codes yet. e60's are notorious for throwing bullshit codes over time, you have to delete all codes, take it for a quick drive. Then you have your real codes. (Maybe you already did this, but didnt seem like it)

    • @runningman2198
      @runningman2198 5 лет назад +11

      twinkmaster2 yep exactly correct

    • @zlord1199
      @zlord1199 5 лет назад +16

      Exactly lol that guy ripping him off he is definitely not a master BMW mechanic

    • @probablywrong8538
      @probablywrong8538 5 лет назад +3

      Or don’t buy it period. If you already dealing with bullshit codes and have to take it for a quick drive to get real codes what’s the fucken point

    • @makemoneyonline8793
      @makemoneyonline8793 5 лет назад

      Yup...Throwing bullshit codes is true.

    • @zlord1199
      @zlord1199 5 лет назад +5

      @@probablywrong8538 old German cars always throw BS codes even Mercedes does it alot. The technology just fails in these high tech cars of the 2000s but they were still damn good cars

  • @AutoAgitator
    @AutoAgitator 5 лет назад +131

    A race between Wizzards V10 and this V10 I say!

    • @firefist8511
      @firefist8511 5 лет назад +1

      Wizards*

    • @yjhuoh
      @yjhuoh 5 лет назад +1

      they did this when the car was new: www.caranddriver.com/reviews/2007-audi-s6-vs-bmw-m5-m-b-e63-amg-comparison-test
      the real irony is the bmw came in last back then, before they even knew how much more unreliable it was than the cars that beat it.

    • @Gr0t0tter
      @Gr0t0tter 5 лет назад

      yjhuoh The Audi beat the M5 overall in test, but was so slow that they didn’t even both publishing its straight line 0-60 and quarter mile figures... the Audi’s motor is down on power, suffers higher drivetrain losses, and shifts through a slower box.
      A well-sorted E60 M5 SMG will walk a V10 S6 by quite some margin in a straight line race.

    • @Gr0t0tter
      @Gr0t0tter 5 лет назад

      www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/road-tests/reviews/a13037/2007-audi-s6-1/
      Here we go... R&T clocked a V10 S6 at a 5.1 0-60 and 13.5 @ 106.5 quarter mile - that’s waaaaay off the pace of an E60 M5

    • @MarkVinewood
      @MarkVinewood 5 лет назад

      @@Gr0t0tter And so it should since the M5's true opponent from Audi is the C6 RS6. You may be right that the SMG is a bit faster but in the end of the day, I would still put my money on the ZF6 in the Audi since these transmissions usually last longer than the cars themselves.

  • @malikj6926
    @malikj6926 5 лет назад

    Thanks you make me feel so much better after buying a used 2008 cls 550 with 150k miles and a few minimum problems not 7k worth for sure. Merry Christmas 🎁🎄

  • @DJSHaKa
    @DJSHaKa 4 года назад +2

    8:10 - The computer is basically saying "Dont ever ever - ever ever ever - Everrrrr ever .... buy a BMW"

  • @theodor12
    @theodor12 5 лет назад +57

    Daddy Doug is disappointed.

    • @vdochev
      @vdochev 5 лет назад

      Daddy Doug can complain about his Ford GT doors all day, LOL!

  • @johntyson
    @johntyson 5 лет назад +295

    An additional 7 to 11 grand and you’ll have yourself a kickass car for at least a week or two until something else breaks again. Sounds like a deal.

    • @rogerl7533
      @rogerl7533 5 лет назад +1

      So true...

    • @ManOfAttitudeLP1998
      @ManOfAttitudeLP1998 5 лет назад +12

      Best Engine Sound but shittiest reliability

    • @keith3025
      @keith3025 5 лет назад +2

      But what a nice color, hey I own a five series,
      with less than 8 miles a day for work
      & having it's ass kissed at the dealer ship
      my ASS hurts and i"m not in to that stuff
      IF they want to build these things , quit out
      sourcing them to the lowest bidder and build
      a car that everyone hopes they could have.
      Build it and they will Come !

    • @tskk_NMSL
      @tskk_NMSL 5 лет назад +2

      but it 'll be the best two weeks of your life tho

    • @johntyson
      @johntyson 5 лет назад +5

      I ain’t hating. We traded my wife’s 528i for a Hyundai Sonata hybrid. That bimmer threw codes like my kids throw fits. Nicest piece of garbage we’ve ever owned. Wife has racked up 60k miles in 2 years on the Hyundai. Gas and oil changes every once in a while if we remember. No problems

  • @WarriorsPhoto
    @WarriorsPhoto 4 года назад +2

    I never really want to own one as a daily driver. As a weekend fun toy though, I am all over it!

  • @MickdeRaad
    @MickdeRaad 5 лет назад +1

    Jeez. we had a '97 Volvo s70 for TEN years and the only not-normal-service part we had to switch in those ten years was a timing belt sensor for 60 bucks, plug and play..

  • @user-vz8kk6eo9v
    @user-vz8kk6eo9v 5 лет назад +140

    As an M5 E60 fan I subscribed and liked just to help you out with some youtube money.

    • @gchsbus
      @gchsbus 5 лет назад +4

      LOL so you get it

  • @Doty6String
    @Doty6String 5 лет назад +116

    BMW = Bring. My. Wallet

  • @Q.Lawrence
    @Q.Lawrence 5 лет назад

    Are some of these fixes (rod bearings) permanent or will you have to do it again later on?

  • @MisterBrownJack
    @MisterBrownJack 4 года назад +1

    At first by the looks of it the engine mounts are shot because when you shift their is a bang or a big thump

  • @Anonymous-yy9ut
    @Anonymous-yy9ut 5 лет назад +301

    Press F for a prayer for his bank account.

    • @Anonymous-yy9ut
      @Anonymous-yy9ut 5 лет назад +1

      F

    • @rahuli6847
      @rahuli6847 5 лет назад

      F

    • @Pherdburfell
      @Pherdburfell 5 лет назад

      F

    • @MP-Fin
      @MP-Fin 5 лет назад

      F

    • @HooviesGarage
      @HooviesGarage  5 лет назад +63

      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

  • @jackwood8307
    @jackwood8307 5 лет назад +154

    So the lesson here is if you want a BMW you need to lease it and dump it after a few years.

    • @shakarussanders9911
      @shakarussanders9911 5 лет назад +9

      I don't know why people even bother with these cars my aunt has a 2013 m3 and she none stop has that thing in the shop! It's just not worth it

    • @MrCarGuy
      @MrCarGuy 5 лет назад +2

      @@shakarussanders9911 Oh, yeah. They don't bother to fix the issues with their products over time. Even with late model years like that.

    • @archibaldvonfookface7364
      @archibaldvonfookface7364 5 лет назад +4

      The same goes for any German car.

    • @motorman857
      @motorman857 5 лет назад +5

      Never keep a German, English, Italian car beyond it's bumper to bumper warranty. And, always have a dealer agree to a loaner car for when the cars in the shop.

    • @gyuck
      @gyuck 5 лет назад +3

      @@archibaldvonfookface7364 besides mercedes and porsche haha

  • @BillyDhaK1d
    @BillyDhaK1d 5 лет назад

    I used to own a E39 M5, and owning a E60 M5 is surprisingly something I would like to own one day even with all the issues, but the V10 sounds so good. I think when i’m ready to own one i’ll try to find one for cheap and have the whole engine rebuilt, including Vanos and common rod bearing issues.

  • @HardCoreMore
    @HardCoreMore 5 лет назад +3

    If I were taking this to a dealer to repair it wold be basically be totalled :D hahaahhaahhaha