I Bought a Cheap V12 BMW 760Li, Because I Never Learn From My Mistakes

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Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @mikebussey7118
    @mikebussey7118 4 года назад +5484

    "My Mercedes 760li" Is that the RS version? Lmao

    • @shubhranshjamwal
      @shubhranshjamwal 4 года назад +24

      Mike Bussey 69 likes now
      Almost 70

    • @WillieJu
      @WillieJu 4 года назад +46

      Ha ha ha ja Mercedes 760... hilarious Tyler you moron !

    • @maniacdk1
      @maniacdk1 4 года назад +156

      Haha had to rewind, he really DID say that :D

    • @91Mrnate
      @91Mrnate 4 года назад +33

      Currently 1am, replayed this 3 times before I realised Tyler messed up 😂

    • @unscripted7553
      @unscripted7553 4 года назад +8

      More likes are needed on this.. Tyler!! PIN THE COMMENT..

  • @HooviesGarage
    @HooviesGarage  4 года назад +1156

    So clearly, it's not a Mercedes. Amazing I didn't catch the mistake. But I remember it taking me 15 minutes to film the 1 minute introduction. Kept messing up, got frustrated... Haha

    • @TheZmt325
      @TheZmt325 4 года назад +21

      Last pass passwords. Say that 10 times quickly..

    • @sethhornbecker5527
      @sethhornbecker5527 4 года назад +6

      Hoovies Garage try an e46 I had a all stock 323 wagon that was a 5 speed and even though it wasn’t the fastest car I’ve had it was the most fun by far

    • @ravisaleh
      @ravisaleh 4 года назад +12

      go home Hoovie, you're drunk.

    • @sunsetlights100
      @sunsetlights100 4 года назад +1

      One of ur best yet

    • @gertraba4484
      @gertraba4484 4 года назад +3

      U PLAN on keeping this one PERMANENTLY at the CAR WIZZZZ-ARDS ? Or at l;east financing his vacations the next 3 yrs or so?????

  • @UCBarkeeper
    @UCBarkeeper 4 года назад +895

    3k repairs on a car, that didn't receive any maintenance for years? sounds pretty good.

    • @basshead.
      @basshead. 4 года назад +81

      That's like 1k in a year ($83 in a month)
      And people say that BMWs are money pits.

    • @juppidisco
      @juppidisco 4 года назад +46

      I drove my 523 for 14 years. Repairs: Coolant pump, broken door handle, rubber damper rear axl. I changed the breaking pads one times..... that's it.But it was an e39.

    • @edgardonunez4434
      @edgardonunez4434 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @UCBarkeeper
      @UCBarkeeper 4 года назад +9

      @@juppidisco my old E60 545i tells a different story...

    • @benny8992
      @benny8992 4 года назад +8

      @@UCBarkeeper yeah but thats cus you bought a 545 tho.. shouldve just gotten a 535

  • @Bargainteers
    @Bargainteers 4 года назад +367

    Wizard: So what’s wrong with it?
    Hoovie: yes

    • @hddaproducer
      @hddaproducer 4 года назад +1

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor 4 года назад +5

      So what's wrong with it?
      It's a BMW.
      Aw shit, here we go again.

  • @lancairw867
    @lancairw867 4 года назад +1117

    St. Jude Children’s research hospital is the real deal. They saved my nephew when was 3.Had stage 4 cancer and now a healthy 19 years old 👍🏻

    • @TheJrummel
      @TheJrummel 4 года назад +38

      It's also a wonderful place to work here in Memphis

    • @2491kridge
      @2491kridge 4 года назад +55

      Hell yeh that’s my RUclips feel good comment of the day, great to hear

    • @benjamingale
      @benjamingale 4 года назад +14

      @@TheJrummel The best place to work with the most wonderful people in the world!

    • @hungryhungryhummer
      @hungryhungryhummer 4 года назад +5

      From what I’ve heard St Judes is good. However I’ve heard that donations go a lot to making money and not actual research.

    • @acertainshape
      @acertainshape 4 года назад +4

      Agreed. They are wonderful.

  • @hhcjms
    @hhcjms 4 года назад +507

    “My 2008 Mercedes 760Li” lol😂 he’s lost it.

    • @kidjeff4304
      @kidjeff4304 4 года назад +13

      Don't think he ever had it. 🤣😀

    • @pguth98
      @pguth98 4 года назад +20

      He just knows that we're all going to comment on it, and that will boost the engagement on the video, and make it more visible, get more views, more people will comment on it, and the cycle will continue. Big brain shit.

    • @meanvecktor1900
      @meanvecktor1900 4 года назад

      Hahahaha I was like wrong car

  • @KingNero4444
    @KingNero4444 4 года назад +369

    BMW: Making normal guys into mechanics since before I was born.

    • @humorss
      @humorss 4 года назад +47

      it was the german plan all alone, "we are not raising enough mechanics." "just force them to become one.“

    • @SuPeRsOnIcRO4
      @SuPeRsOnIcRO4 4 года назад +8

      Lol best comment .. so underrated

    • @Reculse
      @Reculse 4 года назад +2

      Amen LMAO

    • @loudisse9628
      @loudisse9628 4 года назад +26

      I had an old BMW 525 TDS wich had always problems... So i began to repair myself... So i began to study mechanic... So i pass my exam in 2002... So i've been a mechanic for 18 years now. Fu**** damn BMW.

    • @brucelee7283
      @brucelee7283 4 года назад +13

      Honda: making normal guys into wannabe mechanics that can barely change oil

  • @titojosh1396
    @titojosh1396 4 года назад +948

    Hoovie: "I'll be 7 grand into it when I'm done? That's not bad!"
    760Li: *(Laughs in German)*

    • @badopinion
      @badopinion 4 года назад +6

      titojosh That is hilarious! Oh I love watching Hoovie loose.

    • @driver3272
      @driver3272 4 года назад +9

      Drinks in beer

    • @09robinhood
      @09robinhood 4 года назад +1

      He could sell it and make a Couple Grand.

    • @gillesthibault429
      @gillesthibault429 4 года назад +2

      Including the LS engine

    • @demonzae3665
      @demonzae3665 4 года назад

      titojosh loo

  • @Rockport1911
    @Rockport1911 4 года назад +848

    " Man discovers cheapest way to get a spare engine for his Rolls Royce..." :)

    • @AndyK.1
      @AndyK.1 4 года назад +29

      Exactly. Purchased it for spares.

    • @dhalsim-1
      @dhalsim-1 4 года назад +5

      Spare donar parts for the roller

    • @AlienLivesMatter
      @AlienLivesMatter 4 года назад +1

      Parts car

    • @satsumagt5284
      @satsumagt5284 4 года назад +8

      Actually not. The BMW is 6.0, the rolls is 6.75

    • @TheMasterMief
      @TheMasterMief 4 года назад

      @john jay easy as that ;)

  • @brettvictory4606
    @brettvictory4606 4 года назад +43

    Beautiful car and $3k to fix after only paying $4,500 sounds like a great deal.

  • @bluecollarben9836
    @bluecollarben9836 4 года назад +86

    DMV workers when they see Hoovie get into the registration line: *Awww shit, here we go again.*

    • @Stanislaw365
      @Stanislaw365 4 года назад +9

      Ben Lucier he probably goes to the DMW so much that they gave him an express pass.

    • @ianchandley
      @ianchandley 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @flemmings5534
    @flemmings5534 4 года назад +271

    Almost Christmas, time to buy a Christmas tree
    Hoovie: BMW

    • @rileynewton17
      @rileynewton17 4 года назад +10

      You mean his Mercedes 760li

    • @samlinssen1140
      @samlinssen1140 4 года назад +2

      @@rileynewton17 yeah always loved them mercedes 760li

    • @dgurevich1
      @dgurevich1 4 года назад +2

      I doubt he would find an Citroen in the US

    • @elukok
      @elukok 4 года назад

      Almost christmas? WTF? It is two months away.

  • @shubhranshjamwal
    @shubhranshjamwal 4 года назад +782

    Do you guys remember when Tyler took a pledge not to buy a new car in 2019
    😂😅

    • @bliglum
      @bliglum 4 года назад +52

      I remember Jay releasing him from that pledge, and Jay is the car god. What he says is done.

    • @DaBaltimoron
      @DaBaltimoron 4 года назад +10

      That was before the wedding.

    • @shubhranshjamwal
      @shubhranshjamwal 4 года назад +7

      bliglum oh
      Actually I totally forgot bout that vid

    • @shubhranshjamwal
      @shubhranshjamwal 4 года назад +9

      bliglum
      We are talking about Jay Leno right?

    • @F6HemiCharger
      @F6HemiCharger 4 года назад +14

      Tyler forgot too...
      And yes Jay Leno freed him. But still.

  • @ahuman9864
    @ahuman9864 3 года назад +23

    Honestly, one of the best repair quotes I’ve ever heard on a 7 series

  • @danielgradinaru7061
    @danielgradinaru7061 3 года назад +72

    We have a saying in Europe that goes along like this “there’s nothing more expensive than a cheap bmw”

    • @ourtime-downhere6931
      @ourtime-downhere6931 3 года назад +4

      You're the first European I've heard admit that BMW's are shit. Good on you.

    • @rickwendling5735
      @rickwendling5735 3 года назад +2

      I have my own saying, Bring More Wallets.

    • @ourtime-downhere6931
      @ourtime-downhere6931 3 года назад

      @@rickwendling5735 I know first hand why people buy them, when everything is perfect they are such a nice car to drive. It's just that the honeymoon doesn't last long before your wallet hates you. I've had two three series and two five series. The fives are amazing when everything is happy.

    • @AlanClouse
      @AlanClouse 3 года назад

      @@ourtime-downhere6931 its also buying the right one. I bought a 2000 Bmw 740i for $2500 and I have had it for almost a year now with no problems in sight. My timing chains are going to be due in about 30k miles, but the car is pretty solid.

    • @georgehuser4711
      @georgehuser4711 3 года назад +1

      @@ourtime-downhere6931 Good news for you. A ton of Europeans know that bmw's are shit. Last bmw I'd get is e46. I'd rather shot myself than owning anything that is more complicated and newer than e46

  • @luukheerdink7274
    @luukheerdink7274 4 года назад +357

    Nobody:
    Tyler: my bad mercedes is gone! Lets buy a Bmw

    • @FrietjeOorlog
      @FrietjeOorlog 4 года назад +3

      The AMG is in the back of the shot of the BMW so when he filmed this he still had it.

    • @magnacars
      @magnacars 4 года назад +5

      Actually he bought a Mercedes 760li

    • @caleblastname6969
      @caleblastname6969 4 года назад

      @@magnacars No, It's a BMW. It's in the title.

    • @GamingMaster007
      @GamingMaster007 4 года назад +5

      @@caleblastname6969 you havnt watched the video then lol, he accidentaly called it a mercedes at the VERY start of the vid XD

    • @nissanpatrol8950
      @nissanpatrol8950 4 года назад +2

      BeepSheep4 you missed the joke

  • @OzarksWildman
    @OzarksWildman 4 года назад +148

    Johnny doesn’t strike me so much as a car ninja. More like Maximo the smooth Latin German car lover.

    • @sammolloy1
      @sammolloy1 4 года назад +8

      Yes he’s a fine man with a beautiful accent.

    • @TheYorkMan
      @TheYorkMan 4 года назад +8

      "Repairing a cheap BMW is like making love to a beautiful woman....."

    • @OzarksWildman
      @OzarksWildman 4 года назад +3

      TheYorkMan Maybe he’s the most interesting mechanic in the world? “I don’t always work on cars but, when I do...”

    • @SuperCR45
      @SuperCR45 4 года назад +3

      I like this guy better the car wizard

  • @Artificialintelligence-xd8pb
    @Artificialintelligence-xd8pb 3 года назад +127

    This is my favorite channel on RUclips, ever since I discovered it big up from Kenya 🇰🇪🇰🇪

  • @GamingAmbienceLive
    @GamingAmbienceLive 4 года назад +203

    *He bought a thermal camera, and as a gift they threw in an old BMW*

    • @---cr8nw
      @---cr8nw 4 года назад +6

      The gift that keeps on taking.

    • @sociopathicnarcissist8810
      @sociopathicnarcissist8810 4 года назад +1

      @@---cr8nw That's priceless, I am going to use that and claim it as my own, because who's going to believe that I stole from a bloke known as double dash...

    • @---cr8nw
      @---cr8nw 4 года назад +1

      @@sociopathicnarcissist8810, I approve.

    • @TheG60528XiJinPing
      @TheG60528XiJinPing 2 года назад

      And a v12

  • @charlesblack9748
    @charlesblack9748 4 года назад +127

    Love it when a car is so bad that the mechanic says "no thanks"

    • @alkalineph9446
      @alkalineph9446 4 года назад +7

      After watching hoovie I enrolled in a ASE certified auto tech course.
      I love these older BMWS but to own them and upkeep them I have to be able to do 90% of the work myself.
      The tools, experience, and software will pay for itself long term. From what I've learned with his costs it's one job will cover the cost of the program much less two or three

    • @FlyingStuff
      @FlyingStuff 4 года назад

      LOL

    • @PresidentCamacho2024
      @PresidentCamacho2024 4 года назад +1

      the mechanics have no problems with bmw's,. only wizards and sorcerers run away,.,..

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 4 года назад +1

      I took my 2004 F150 into a local mech shop who had a great reputation around my smallish town. I asked him about doing the spark plugs and the issue with them breaking.
      He said "in 15 years I've never broken one yet..." oh really? You have a special trick on how to get them out?
      Yeah, I refuse to work on them. I won't even let one in my front door and I'd like you to get it off my lot thank you lol

    • @PresidentCamacho2024
      @PresidentCamacho2024 4 года назад

      @@muskokamike127 well,. call the cops,. cause i ain't moving my 1976 Karmann Bmw 633CSi that i use as a daily driver,.
      better yet,. move the truck around the back,. cause you're ruining the view :D

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 4 года назад +280

    15:00
    Petition to rename car ninja to car saint

    • @rangerst_870
      @rangerst_870 4 года назад

      got my vote, along with 102 others so far!!

    • @salomonmarquess6560
      @salomonmarquess6560 4 года назад

      got my vote to!!

    • @sleeksilver
      @sleeksilver 4 года назад +3

      Tyler, do this.

    • @DwarFStrider
      @DwarFStrider 4 года назад

      @@ka3097 I'd say even more so. Of course it's all a show but at least this one isn't causing you one heart attack after another when he's looking over the car. :-)

  • @SP00TNIC
    @SP00TNIC 3 года назад +16

    Ninja looking like a real honest mechanic and as well a real good dude to me who really loves his trade solid genuine passionss, confidence and a smile always. Almost impossible to find a mechanic who smiles during his job that shows you a whole lot

  • @chrislouis7611
    @chrislouis7611 4 года назад +154

    I had to rewind.... did he call it a Mercedes??
    Hoovie: “Hey Wizard there’s I need to fix this car”
    Wizard: “What’s the issue?”
    Hoovie: “It has a BMW badge”

    • @wernerdanler2742
      @wernerdanler2742 4 года назад +5

      You noticed that to. I'm sure he puts himself to sleep at night counting his cars insted of sheep but then has nightmares all night.

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 3 года назад +1

      @@wernerdanler2742 that's hilarious, I'll never have night sweats over my 2001 Chevy Prizm.

    • @wernerdanler2742
      @wernerdanler2742 3 года назад +2

      @@nelzelpher2088 Good Andrew. I don't lose any sleep over my car even though it's a Mercedes with 150k miles.

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 3 года назад

      @@wernerdanler2742 My car has 209k miles. I'm surprised your not having trouble with your Mercedes. What's the model so I can buy it off you?

    • @wernerdanler2742
      @wernerdanler2742 3 года назад +1

      @@nelzelpher2088 I never said I wasn't having trouble with it. I bought it a little over 2 years ago and almost immediately had to have that controller plate inside the gear box replaced. That was almost 2 grand. Everything else has really been fairly minor. 3 of the window regulators, alternator, belt tensioner and other things. Luckily, I can still do these kinds of minor repairs. No other drive line problems so over all I am fairly happy with the car.
      I live in Vegas so the UV is pretty high here so paint does not hold up and the interior suffers. So it doesn't look the greatest but it actually drives great.
      Oh yeah, not for sale lol.

  • @wrandom4932
    @wrandom4932 4 года назад +198

    10 minutes after vid dropped and already 80% of comments are about the "Mercedes" 760li. 🙄

    • @aaryeshg.6526
      @aaryeshg.6526 4 года назад +4

      He called it Mercedes to hope that it would be as reliable as his S600 he once had.

    • @jamesmanning4346
      @jamesmanning4346 4 года назад +2

      I thought it was a 4 dr Supra

  • @postfaceliftsaxo3728
    @postfaceliftsaxo3728 4 года назад +259

    2:16 "mercedes 760li"😂😂

    • @erica8165
      @erica8165 4 года назад +4

      Freudian slip ;-)

    • @ovic.
      @ovic. 4 года назад +1

      moj tiho koje me idiote gledamo!

    • @kingjlinza
      @kingjlinza 4 года назад +1

      Tihomir Bacic BMW: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Christof708
      @Christof708 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @mo-hammadabunaser1367
    @mo-hammadabunaser1367 4 года назад +187

    "Hello would you sponsor my video?"
    LastPass: Nah fam we'll sponsor *a portion of it*

    • @maksn5751
      @maksn5751 4 года назад

      Yeah... I don't get that.

    • @kzhtin
      @kzhtin 4 года назад

      probably got paid just for the add at the beginning of the vid but not the end plug

  • @donconstantin
    @donconstantin 4 года назад +7

    This is really the most underrated BMW!
    I’m a very proud owner of an 760Li ,2007, and never had issues!
    Of course You have to treat the car with some care!
    It’s a dream car!
    C.K. from Germany

    • @YoungCarWiz
      @YoungCarWiz 3 года назад

      It looks like an amazing car. I have to own one before I die

    • @333sagg
      @333sagg Год назад

      I just got mine the other day brother any major tips you wanna tell me?🙏🏻🙏🏻😊

  • @salman-raza
    @salman-raza 4 года назад +309

    Hoovie just doesn't learn, does he?
    And that's why we love him!

    • @billrbca
      @billrbca 4 года назад +15

      He has learned what generates views

    • @iaxable
      @iaxable 4 года назад +2

      @@billrbca 802k subscribers, that's what puts bread on his table

    • @gertraba4484
      @gertraba4484 4 года назад +2

      MAN .....................TYLER needs some serious rehab not at BETTY FORD but the HENRY FORD Clinic for his OCD
      OBSESSIVE CAR DISORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @kevinshort3943
      @kevinshort3943 4 года назад +3

      He did say it was a win win situation.
      If the car was good he won, if the car was bad he won - because more people watched.

    • @gertraba4484
      @gertraba4484 4 года назад

      @@kevinshort3943 yup, more so a YT CONTENT $$ GENERATOR than a for profit buy to flip, seems he can make $$$$ with the vids and make bucks in the process.plus I saw him doing a cameo on MT TV with his deLorean on a BTTF refer

  • @trvr82
    @trvr82 4 года назад +91

    9:00 The Wizard finally giving a much-needed intervention.

    • @ahacres8871
      @ahacres8871 4 года назад +3

      Not much of a car wizard then! He should be able to work on any car regardless of brand!

    • @bmwwizard3207
      @bmwwizard3207 4 года назад +1

      He should be able to work on anything being a car wizard.

    • @himynameisbrianw
      @himynameisbrianw 4 года назад

      scotty kilmer would say the same lmao

    • @N1sm0NIC
      @N1sm0NIC 4 года назад +1

      @@ahacres8871 he has said he has too many cars in his shop. Y'know, since most are Hoovies

    • @bmwwizard3207
      @bmwwizard3207 4 года назад

      @@N1sm0NIC He needs to get his skates on then and get moving! Hoovies dipping into the college funds yet again?

  • @billyshattered2467
    @billyshattered2467 4 года назад +33

    5:14 "And of course so the peasants don't see you in your... $4,500 car."

  • @PMMM9
    @PMMM9 2 года назад +6

    Cool mechanic. We need more people like him in this world.

  • @matthewgrear3260
    @matthewgrear3260 4 года назад +49

    Thanks to the car ninja for donating to st Jude!!!! My wife was a patient and works there. They do amazing work

  • @bigsasquatch44
    @bigsasquatch44 4 года назад +304

    "If only there was an everything light for BMW's"
    *laughs in scotty kilmer*

    • @mrdomhare
      @mrdomhare 4 года назад +15

      Scotty needs to charge batteries overnight more often. Prob best not to let him on your bmw he might break something

    • @davidmargolis95
      @davidmargolis95 4 года назад +2

      Dillon Bess this comment is gold

    • @kashatnick
      @kashatnick 4 года назад +1

      @@mrdomhare they need to make giant wireless qi charge pads for cars :3

    • @SAvlogsyt
      @SAvlogsyt 4 года назад

      @@kashatnick Audi e Tron??

    • @johna3909
      @johna3909 4 года назад

      Just use a power bank or connect it to the usb port of your laptop xD

  • @Barobran92
    @Barobran92 4 года назад +7

    This generation of 7 Series in one of my all time favourite cars, and the wheels on this one are some of the best ones you could get.

  • @meanvecktor1900
    @meanvecktor1900 4 года назад +2

    I have a 2008 BMW 760li, I haven’t had any issues with it, I had to get the computer update but it was free!
    I also have a 2013 Mercedes S65 no problem with it either. Kia, Hyundai and a few others shouldn’t be mentioned and never compare to BMW or Mercedes these two companies been around over a hundred years so they must be doing something right!

  • @colechapman6976
    @colechapman6976 4 года назад +236

    Hoovie Buys another old expensive German car:
    Me: Here we go again

  • @valvetronic
    @valvetronic 4 года назад +146

    We would love to make an exhaust for this thing

    • @PresidentCamacho2024
      @PresidentCamacho2024 4 года назад +19

      4 stainless pipes please,... and no mufflers,..

    • @AhuCJ
      @AhuCJ 4 года назад +1

      Please do it!!

  • @SawShotShared
    @SawShotShared 4 года назад +23

    E38 is an amazing and a very reliable 7-series. E39, 36, 34, etc are also problem-free

    • @brianreilly4306
      @brianreilly4306 4 года назад +4

      E28 and e30s are also reliable as hell if even remotely cared for. My current e28 has 296,000 miles and runs beautifully

    • @patriks7
      @patriks7 4 года назад +4

      As long as you take care of it, most of them are pretty damn reliable. Sure, parts will wear out over time, but that happens with every brand. Of course, if you cheapen out on parts and skip maintenance, it won't last long.

    • @sebg1224
      @sebg1224 3 года назад +3

      @@brianreilly4306yupp '83 e21 with a little over 300k on the original m10 :)

    • @corwin881
      @corwin881 3 года назад +2

      It IS kind of cute to hear north americans bash german cars 😄

    • @redjar69
      @redjar69 3 года назад +1

      *Laughs in timing chain guide failure*

  • @TheRealSwiggity
    @TheRealSwiggity 4 года назад +474

    When dude said “you have a misfire in all your cylinders” i lost it

  • @operating
    @operating 3 года назад +1

    Got to be my favorite start of hoovies garage ever.

  • @Xandil
    @Xandil 4 года назад +7

    A friend bought one of these things despite me telling him the V12 was a guaranteed money pit and the rest of the car was no better. The response, "I love working on my own stuff." A year later he was leaving it in public parking garages with the key in the center console. Nobody would steal it...even thieves know they suck.

    • @philb707
      @philb707 4 года назад +1

      lmfao priceless!!

  • @JL-pq4rl
    @JL-pq4rl 4 года назад +132

    car ninja dude sounds like he has a lot of patience.

    • @ToneCabinet
      @ToneCabinet 4 года назад +27

      Of course; he works on BMW's!!

    • @chadhaire1711
      @chadhaire1711 4 года назад +2

      he must--he has been wearing those same nasty blue suede shoes for 2 years...gross...

    • @JiteshShahani
      @JiteshShahani 4 года назад

      Benjamin Stephens, Jr. 😂

    • @JL-pq4rl
      @JL-pq4rl 4 года назад

      @@ToneCabinet that's why I said my comment haha

  • @Tajsingh0007
    @Tajsingh0007 4 года назад +6

    Car ninja gives you so much respect lol always bring your germans to this guy 😁😁😁😁

  • @Aschmorr
    @Aschmorr 3 года назад +3

    I’ve got an 02 525i, and I absolutely love the way it runs and drives, but the random electrical issues have driven me nuts, I got extremely lucky to find the same year and model at a you-pull it, it was a body control module, the wipers, locks and interior lights stopped working . That said I love BMW’s

  • @chrismilton8792
    @chrismilton8792 4 года назад +129

    Everyone: I wish the seats in my car were more comfortable.
    Hoovie: me too, I like a bit of a gangster lean, so I bought a V12 BMW

    • @andytaylor1588
      @andytaylor1588 4 года назад +4

      More cylinders = more problems, in der Deutsches auto.

    • @awdadwadwad1723
      @awdadwadwad1723 4 года назад

      @@andytaylor1588 *in den deutschen Autos.

    • @philippk1125
      @philippk1125 4 года назад

      @@awdadwadwad1723 Oder in dem deutschen Auto.

  • @hayksamvelyan
    @hayksamvelyan 4 года назад +112

    Judging by how quiet the Car Ninja’s voice is I would call him the Car Whisperer.

  • @mrlaw711
    @mrlaw711 2 года назад +3

    Having owned a handful of German cars including three BMWs I very much enjoyed this video. Not bad for a vehicle that appears a tad neglected with the maintenance. The carcass of the tire coming through truly shocked me.

  • @ronclaros
    @ronclaros 4 года назад

    Hoovies - great guy! I wish I had that technician near me!!!! Keep up the great work: keeping these beauties on the road is magical!

  • @yungprototype
    @yungprototype 4 года назад +73

    I literally shook my head when I read the title then proceeded to watch the entire video

    • @mattb6001
      @mattb6001 4 года назад +5

      feeding everyone's addiction. atta boy

  • @ANDREWSAMY562
    @ANDREWSAMY562 4 года назад +102

    "It's a BMW it's always bad" _Wizard_
    Wise guy lol

    • @ProjectFairmont
      @ProjectFairmont 4 года назад +8

      Andrew Samy wise guy more like it. Wizard likes Mercedes and Cadillac neither of which are as good as BMW. Wizard is an old man at heart.

    • @Tang526
      @Tang526 4 года назад +1

      Big money waste

    • @ProjectFairmont
      @ProjectFairmont 4 года назад

      Tang526 one mans waste of money is another mans treasure.

    • @jensharbers6702
      @jensharbers6702 4 года назад

      Depends. E39 are, when fixed and maintained properly nice cars, even when surpassing 600k km.
      Also the 7series is a nice vehicle. But the engines are finnacy and the maintenance the last 5 Years was also bad at Tylers 760i. And when you stop maintaining a german car, the car get's mad, and then you have to pay. :D

  • @ramaseratic
    @ramaseratic 4 года назад

    Thank you for this awesome video!!! Love it

  • @mv8141
    @mv8141 7 месяцев назад +1

    Still the best first thirty seconds of any video on RUclips. I still laugh like a mad man when the music transitions!! Oh my!!

  • @dkpirie
    @dkpirie 4 года назад +26

    I like the Car Ninja, he seems like a really nice, decent guy and his workshop is so much cleaner & brighter than the Wizards.

  • @richardbutton1179
    @richardbutton1179 4 года назад +319

    Scotty: "Endless money pits"
    Hoovie: "But I love money pits, my garage is full of them"

    • @jonathanLara1989
      @jonathanLara1989 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂 very true

    • @joewell6435
      @joewell6435 4 года назад +16

      He needs to do another reality show, except this time Scotty is there to tell him how stupid he is.

    • @HrHaakon
      @HrHaakon 4 года назад +15

      To be honest, Hoovie is just showing everyone how right Scotty is.

    • @AmeerHamza-nv2ei
      @AmeerHamza-nv2ei 4 года назад

      Scotty is crying

    • @seanturner2478
      @seanturner2478 4 года назад

      Richard Button 😂

  • @niteninja0133
    @niteninja0133 4 года назад +1

    Lamo love the wizard. He knows when to cut his losses especially on a BMW 7 series

  • @EugVR6
    @EugVR6 4 года назад +2

    I saw a 650i at a show with the 760 V12 swapped in it, making something like 700hp...it sounded excellent.

  • @RED-pr5ok
    @RED-pr5ok 4 года назад +42

    "There is basically no difference between this seven series and a new Toyota Camry... except everything you get in a luxury car" -Tyler Hoover, 2019

  • @lindonzeqaj7154
    @lindonzeqaj7154 4 года назад +100

    “So the peasants don’t see you in your $4500 car”
    😂😂

  • @melindaonlinyuomelinda1997
    @melindaonlinyuomelinda1997 4 года назад

    Respect for you fix the bmw and not let die .big respect

  • @markholland1578
    @markholland1578 4 года назад +2

    Glad to see Tyler going German and sticking to his "Land Yacht" roots.....and this new mechanic seems like a pretty good guy!

  • @Saint_Vincent1735
    @Saint_Vincent1735 4 года назад +72

    Hooptie : I bought a 760 iL....
    Wizard: fetch me the sunseeker catalogue!

  • @Marshal_Dunnik
    @Marshal_Dunnik 4 года назад +64

    This is inevitably leading towards "I Bought the Cheapest Yugo in the United States"

    • @jacobpartin4553
      @jacobpartin4553 4 года назад +9

      3$ and an 8 ball lol

    • @protector326
      @protector326 4 года назад +5

      Marshal Dunnik
      Wouldn’t that mean he got it free?

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry 4 года назад +2

      @@protector326 that's assuming it's in good condition

  • @naptownsfinest2345
    @naptownsfinest2345 4 года назад

    ive always loved these didn't realize how cheap they got!

  • @hansschweikert9153
    @hansschweikert9153 4 года назад +31

    Here's the thing Hoovie: Whenever I call my mechanic about a car like this, he reminds me that, yes, you can buy a car like this for $4500, but you are STILL MAINTAINING A $130,000 CAR! And then he gives me a laundry list of how this particular car is known to fail and what each of those repair bills will look like. Stuff like "Engine needs to be dropped if the turbos fail". I love my mechanic because he talks me off of the BUT IT NOW button. He's probably saved not only my sanity but also my marriage. Disregard the Wizard at your own peril!

    • @jb678901
      @jb678901 3 года назад

      My mechanic is the same. He told me NOT to buy another Mini...stick to Honda or Toyota. Mini's are high maintenance so he really discouraged my purchasing a Mini Countryman JCW All 4 R60 to replace my Mini Clubman S R55. My only reply...Tom, you are in the car repair business...and I am a guaranteed customer!!!! Sorry, but I love driving my Mini's.

    • @ikson555
      @ikson555 3 года назад +1

      This engine has nö turbos,it's NA.

  • @Bharlos
    @Bharlos 4 года назад +130

    Hoovie : "My Mercedes 760LI"
    Comments : "He said Mercedes 760LI 😂😂😂"
    Me : "Well The Car Ninja is nice"

  • @snorkosaurus
    @snorkosaurus 4 года назад +120

    5 weeks later: car ninja starts a new youtube channel :D

  • @voicetube
    @voicetube 4 года назад

    I have to say, I loved my 2002 BMW 330 CI that I bought in 2010 (used with a little over 100,000 miles on it) and sold it about 50,000 miles later last year (When the transmission gave up the ghost at about 166,000 miles). Until the transmission started failing, other than needing a water pump once, it was pretty reliable. And boy did it drive beautifully (I remember thinking that the old slogan "The ultimate driving machine" has veracity, to be sure).

  • @adamblaknovski279
    @adamblaknovski279 4 года назад

    If you run some automatic transmission fluid through the fuel and oil before you change the oil it will clean everything and help seal some leaking seals, it worked on my cam cover seals on my Subaru, and they're on their sides..

  • @LUNCHMONEY4numbers
    @LUNCHMONEY4numbers 4 года назад +158

    Buys V12 7 series
    Also has Rolls Royce Phantom
    *L O G I C*

    • @tehgzizlauw1787
      @tehgzizlauw1787 4 года назад +4

      One for cruising, one for hooning

    • @Nordmarkproductions
      @Nordmarkproductions 4 года назад +4

      Logic7 ;)

    • @dr-ok3sn
      @dr-ok3sn 4 года назад +6

      they are not the same cars, thats the logic

    • @papaannefranku9693
      @papaannefranku9693 4 года назад +1

      Tehgziz Lauw it’s not like he has a gallardo or anything....

    • @Nordmarkproductions
      @Nordmarkproductions 4 года назад +4

      @@dr-ok3sn both the phantom and the 760 has the exact same sound system called Logic7 with a Logic7 DSP/amp that's notorious for breaking as soon as you look at it.
      Believe me I have one and it's sent away for repair right now.

  • @mercenex6329
    @mercenex6329 4 года назад +107

    Hoovie: Buys another BMW
    Car Wizard: Aight, Imma head out

    • @wvd07
      @wvd07 4 года назад +3

      Car Wizard: Aight, imma lay under

  • @christopherldavid
    @christopherldavid 4 года назад

    I love my e46 wagon - at 200k miles it doesn’t burn a drop of oil, easy to diy repairs - but I wouldn’t recommend for the faint of heart. You gotta love the design and drive feel of these cars. I also have a Honda Accord and a AAA tow gold membership, they complement the bmw well.

  • @marktaylor5113
    @marktaylor5113 4 года назад

    Yes good call,nice machine man

  • @makindeoye
    @makindeoye 4 года назад +37

    Who's OG enough to remember his 745i...

    • @HannibalACP82
      @HannibalACP82 4 года назад +3

      Makinde Oyewole those donuts sure worked out well...

    • @805NAVE
      @805NAVE 4 года назад +7

      I remember his ML55, ES300 manual, his old turquoise S Class from the 80s. And so many others 😂

    • @makindeoye
      @makindeoye 4 года назад +3

      @@805NAVE You're one of the real OGs

    • @druidGAMER
      @druidGAMER 4 года назад +3

      @@805NAVE I remember all those cars. His old blue diesel S Class was probably the most beautiful example of the W126 I had ever seen. Wish he didn't sell it

  • @Docdug
    @Docdug 4 года назад +155

    The Wizard “that car makes me throw up in my mouth”. ‘Nough said.

    • @Orcinus1967
      @Orcinus1967 4 года назад +10

      "Its going to continue to break".

    • @betterbeavailable
      @betterbeavailable 4 года назад

      Mine is pretty much everything GM does.

  • @jimmi3376
    @jimmi3376 4 года назад

    i just got lastpass thanks to you!

  • @linkinl979
    @linkinl979 4 года назад +71

    I can’t believe he actually said “I’m not working on that”. You’ve probably spent over $200K with him. I’d flip out lol

    • @rickylahef7302
      @rickylahef7302 4 года назад +16

      The reason for a mechanic to decline the work is because thry know its a pain in the butt to work on and they are going to loose their shirt if they take it

    • @mds2465
      @mds2465 4 года назад +6

      Ricky Lahef that is absolutely true. As a matter of fact I personally know a lot of mechanics that when they get a car like that which is way over their head they will send it off to another shop that specializes in that car and fixes them all the time.

    • @jacobbrashears
      @jacobbrashears 4 года назад +8

      I drive a 1988 750iL (also V12) and I would’ve been shocked if the Wizard said yes.
      I’ve called mechanics who specialize in BMW, they talk for minutes, then they ask model and year, and hang up without a word.

    • @mds2465
      @mds2465 4 года назад +1

      jacobbrashears yeah those V12 engines are not the easiest cars to work on that’s for sure. I’m surprised that the BMW specialists don’t wanna work on that one though. I’ve been told that a lot of Bimmers with the V12 engines share the same engine as a Rolls Royce Phantom and probably some other similar British made vehicles. Perhaps you might try somebody who specializes in British motors specifically the V12. That’s probably your best bet with that car. I wish you luck

    • @ianchandley
      @ianchandley 3 года назад

      @@jacobbrashears I nearly bought a professionally stored ‘92 750il with 4,000 miles last year. The friend that bought it, sold it in about 9 months...... Looks like I dodged a bullet!

  • @ddevil4980
    @ddevil4980 4 года назад +60

    "That car makes me throw up in my mouth" 🤣🤣🤦‍♂️ he said it all right there.

    • @ahacres8871
      @ahacres8871 4 года назад +2

      Working on many different brands of cars is what being a vehicle technician is all about! its all money on the table. Beggars can't be choosers.

  • @kipdrordy3334
    @kipdrordy3334 4 года назад +12

    This channel has an amazing fear factor appeal. Thank you Tyler for doing the things we would love to but fear.

  • @stef123992
    @stef123992 4 года назад +20

    ''We got misfire on all cylinders''
    ''Well, thats not good...''

    • @soundseeker63
      @soundseeker63 4 года назад +3

      Actually that IS "good"...means its almost certainly down to a vacuum leak somewhere and nothing mechanical.

  • @operating
    @operating 4 года назад +1

    I just put on this video and got on my bike for a ride when I had to pull over because I was laughing so hard!!! I knew what was going on and I was just dying. Sure enough when I replayed the beginning, I knew it. I just knew it. Total congrats for an overwhelming laugh fest you gave me!!!

    • @operating
      @operating 4 года назад

      From the anchors away segment.

  • @HarmanSagar
    @HarmanSagar 4 года назад +116

    Did I heard Mercedes?? I can tell he has found a cheapest brain in the USA

    • @loganthecarguy9109
      @loganthecarguy9109 4 года назад +6

      Harman Sagar bruh you are saying that in terrible English haha

  • @GhostSickness
    @GhostSickness 4 года назад +46

    Tyler, thanks again for reminding me why I own a Toyota Camry. I used to own a BMW and I learned my lesson.

    • @Progan666
      @Progan666 4 года назад +6

      footballcoreano toyota is anything but a shit car

    • @kooshkangaroo
      @kooshkangaroo 3 года назад +6

      @footballcoreano hahaha you care more about social opinion than your wallet. Fucking moron

    • @kooshkangaroo
      @kooshkangaroo 3 года назад

      @Chaminda Thushara Ruwan Kasturi and how exactly is leasing more financially stable than buying once? On average of $500/mo for every lease, you could buy a quality Toyota or honda in 6 months instead of having $500/mo for 2 year leases. Think smarter, not harder

    • @blanchbacker
      @blanchbacker 3 года назад +5

      @@kooshkangaroo if you think the only reason to own a bmw is “social opinion” you’re sorely misjudging a lot of car fans

    • @TheG60528XiJinPing
      @TheG60528XiJinPing 3 года назад +3

      @footballcoreano or learn to work on them yourself

  • @Adam_____________
    @Adam_____________ 4 года назад

    Hoopties subscribers have doubled since I joined keep it up

  • @DaltonTk423
    @DaltonTk423 4 года назад

    Ive owned quite a few older BMW's, Mercedes and other vehicles in the past few years and the one that has been the most reliable has been my 1998 BMW Z3 with the 1.9l naturally aspirated inline 4 and 5 speed manual transmission. manual soft top and pretty much base model other than leather interior. its BMW's version of a Miata. its been super reliable and has 199,500 miles about to hit that 200,000 mile mark next week! Hoovie you should consider getting one!

  • @malyck
    @malyck 4 года назад +77

    Tyler: "Mercedes 760Li" 2:16
    Me: HOL UP

  • @timothycoyne5874
    @timothycoyne5874 4 года назад +4

    Instead of being fascinated by shiny new objects, Tyler is fascinated by needy old objects. But we love him for it. Congrats on a great looking older BMW, Hoovie!

  • @garfixit
    @garfixit 3 года назад

    I love the wizard's honesty

  • @maggie1253
    @maggie1253 2 года назад

    Best intro EVER!!!

  • @rickosborne6521
    @rickosborne6521 4 года назад +41

    As a Navy vet, I truly appreciate the rendition of Anchors Aweigh with regards to that land yacht lol. Keep up the good work

    • @Jerram89
      @Jerram89 4 года назад +3

      You know the weird thing is when you Shazam to try and find the exact arrangement it comes up with this - which I can only assume is a royalty free compilation someone has done for youtube. Shame I still don't know what the actual arrangement it...
      ruclips.net/video/xILdwp1rkPk/видео.html

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 4 года назад +1

      I literally did not put that together the first time I saw it.

    • @rickosborne6521
      @rickosborne6521 4 года назад

      Deloached I bet you’re right. These days the RUclipsrs, especially well known ones, can’t get away with any music without paying big time royalties or using cheesy public domain stuff. You’d think the official Navy anthem would be royalty free regardless, but who knows

  • @wilforddsilva7250
    @wilforddsilva7250 4 года назад +29

    Tyler come on, really "MERCEDES 760 LI" 🤣😂

  • @radicalgreek99
    @radicalgreek99 4 года назад +1

    My friend bought the same car brand new back in 08. He sold it at 45 thousand miles and said he would never buy another BMW again. It was having problems at 30 thousand miles repaired it under warranty and then drove it for 4 months before selling it. He got stuck with the Limp home mode twice and again Factory warranty fixed it.

  • @garfixit
    @garfixit 3 года назад

    You are so amazing i can't get enough of your crazy videos that tap into to the souls of so many people and i love that you ❤ land yachts. Oh and i hate Tesla cars with a passion. Love your channel

  • @dyent
    @dyent 4 года назад +142

    There IS and "everything light"
    It's when the computer turns on and flashes "BMW"

  • @decomanjoel
    @decomanjoel 4 года назад +4

    Tyler, that’s one gorgeous auto! I can imagine how nice it’ll look once you have it detailed. You are the bomb!

  • @matthew6994
    @matthew6994 4 года назад

    I love it just for the interior and seats

  • @MDinhh
    @MDinhh 4 года назад

    Hey Tyler, the misfiring comes from a the vacuum valve cover.
    You can find it on amazon for like $12. Search PCV valve cover BMW. Takes about 20-30 minutes to fix both and the misfires will be fixed.
    I got myself the exact same car but 750li. Same color too! Cheap to repair if you do some research. It’s usually the diagnosis that could be costly because nobody knows which part needs fixing and they end up fixing the expensive parts.

    • @Arrozconchopsticks
      @Arrozconchopsticks 6 месяцев назад

      So would you recommend one of these to a diy person?

  • @kevinbarry71
    @kevinbarry71 4 года назад +146

    Hysterical that he thinks he'll be done after these repairs are finished

    • @SMGJohn
      @SMGJohn 4 года назад +10

      The only way to properly fix a BMW is to buy a non-BMW car.

    • @vladleonard86
      @vladleonard86 4 года назад +1

      After this, there's more to come :))

    • @Sprocketboy1956
      @Sprocketboy1956 4 года назад

      Yes, we are only at the beginning of another tragic story. Probably not M5 or Bentley Continental level but we will see.

    • @PedroTRamos1
      @PedroTRamos1 4 года назад +5

      Not if he sold it right away.. A 760LI with a V12 engine fully repaired for a bit over 7k would attract a few interested buyers.

    • @mcgyverb1664
      @mcgyverb1664 4 года назад +1

      Kevin Barry the longer you keep a bmw, is when you will eventually pay for it all over again, and again in terms of its maintenance requirements, they are endless money pits.

  • @DeadReckon
    @DeadReckon 4 года назад +51

    "It's a BMW, it's ALWAYS bad!"
    Truer words...

    • @santileonsteinberg1441
      @santileonsteinberg1441 4 года назад +3

      Dead Reckon **cries in 2008 550i**

    • @Julq4
      @Julq4 4 года назад

      **doesn't cry, has a good mechanic/teacher**

    • @PresidentCamacho2024
      @PresidentCamacho2024 4 года назад +3

      i love bmw's,. but i guess i'm the only one able to fix them,...

    • @DeadReckon
      @DeadReckon 4 года назад

      @@santileonsteinberg1441 Don't worry, I'll help tow it off the road. I keep a tow strap in my '74 GMC for wayward cars stuck on Interstate 81 (Death road) here in Virginia.

  • @toy200sx
    @toy200sx Год назад

    Great content!

  • @jb678901
    @jb678901 3 года назад

    USNA '89 here...love the background music!