Soviet style piroshki (пирожки) with Komrade Kat - Christmas special

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    Piroshki are small pies. This time filled with meat or jam. Always remember to cook salty ones before sweet ones. Sweet ones like to fall apart in the oil and spill contents.
    Soviet style piroshki (пирожки) with Komrade Kat
    Ingredients:
    For dough:
    50g yeast block
    50ml warm water (30-60°C)
    100g unsalted butter
    85g sugar
    half teaspoon salt
    300ml milk
    600g flour
    For filling:
    400g beef minced meat
    salt and pepper for taste
    1 boiled egg
    some boiled rice
    For cooking:
    1 liter sunflower seed oil. Can use some other oil if needed.
    Serve salty ones with mayonez and sweet ones with milk.
    Good luck!
    Hardbass music in yeast clip:
    uamee - The Sausage
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @LifeofBoris
    @LifeofBoris  5 лет назад +6895

    16:16 That is typo. You actually CAN now pay with card. Go check it out. And happy shopping!

  • @zehelzess
    @zehelzess 5 лет назад +4361

    Artyom looking all cute being a good comrade helping Boris

    • @lrd.suckme4513
      @lrd.suckme4513 5 лет назад +144

      Artyom didn't help with shit. He just sat around. *SCARING AWAY THE CAPITALIST SPIES*

    • @juliusseizure6699
      @juliusseizure6699 5 лет назад +19

      *komrade

    • @airsoftghost
      @airsoftghost 5 лет назад +28

      @@lrd.suckme4513 Yeah but that's his job!

    • @auxobl4025
      @auxobl4025 5 лет назад +37

      all he did was purr in the background and I love that

    • @shpee8594
      @shpee8594 5 лет назад +18

      True Gopnik Comrade Cat

  • @sepiasweetheart
    @sepiasweetheart 4 года назад +2211

    I love how gentle he is with Artyom

    • @McSnezzly
      @McSnezzly 3 года назад +150

      I saw a meme that said Russians are the biggest cat owners in Europe lol

    • @Rain_Zx
      @Rain_Zx 3 года назад +61

      Friendly forces

    • @LeviForWaifu
      @LeviForWaifu 3 года назад +108

      @@McSnezzly Russian Federation is actually the biggest cat owners in the world. Number two is Ukraine which is 35-55% ethnically russian.
      3rd is the US.
      I have never gotten an answer as to why this is.
      One Uzbek I'm friend with said it's because of commie block high rises making dogs less practical if you don't want to go up 18 flights of stairs twice a day to take it on a walk.

    • @brrrrrtenjoyer
      @brrrrrtenjoyer 3 года назад +20

      @@LeviForWaifu Doesn't Turkey also have a ton of cats?

    • @actualgarbage8549
      @actualgarbage8549 3 года назад +22

      @@brrrrrtenjoyer they have only a lot of neighbourhood and stray cats I think instead of owners

  • @stationionionionion
    @stationionionionion 4 года назад +2050

    I love how Artyom is purring up a storm every time he's in frame. That kitty loves you so much :D

    • @spookyleviathanboi3499
      @spookyleviathanboi3499 4 года назад +134

      Artyom knows hes safe with boris

    • @Ealsante
      @Ealsante 3 года назад +81

      @@spookyleviathanboi3499 Boris is good comrade, all is khorosho

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 3 года назад +22

      Artyom is good cat

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 3 года назад +16

      5:16 purrs

    • @guardsmanlars6797
      @guardsmanlars6797 3 года назад +16

      @@spookyleviathanboi3499 and boris knows hes safe with artyom

  • @isaacadriansandoval2567
    @isaacadriansandoval2567 4 года назад +607

    Boris: "Everything you buy does mean a little bit of food on artyom's plate"
    Me: *I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

  • @tannerd9798
    @tannerd9798 5 лет назад +3469

    He Protec
    He Attac
    But most importantly
    He get Boris ad revenue bacc

    • @Xturnia
      @Xturnia 5 лет назад +9

      😂

    • @Armin2012
      @Armin2012 5 лет назад +110

      Artyom. Loyal companion, and strategic advantage. True komrade

    • @yazi7790
      @yazi7790 5 лет назад +5

      I didn't saw any ads .

    • @humppi.2304
      @humppi.2304 5 лет назад +2

      @@yazi7790 i saw one

    • @marta-liisasaar7579
      @marta-liisasaar7579 5 лет назад

      Someone also made a similar text about Life With Mak! 👌

  • @jamesdong8179
    @jamesdong8179 5 лет назад +2013

    note to self:
    don't watch Boris videos while hungry and fridge is empty

    • @raymondhamill270
      @raymondhamill270 5 лет назад +113

      End of month comrade? Don't worry Boris has video on what to do!

    • @hoopthornseaweed
      @hoopthornseaweed 4 года назад +27

      Honestly though. I just had a mini feast with my cousin because why not and this still made me hungry.

    • @juliassugar
      @juliassugar 4 года назад +18

      I am watching this hungry & crying because i miss my babushka’s piroshki

    • @weskerposting
      @weskerposting 4 года назад +2

      Julia aw

    • @juliassugar
      @juliassugar 4 года назад +3

      doctor bright ITS REALLY SAD I miss her so much she lives in Poland but I’m in France and I don’t visit her often ...

  • @shrunker684
    @shrunker684 5 лет назад +2577

    Boris made a 10+ minute video and only put one ad, truly a slav king to be respected

    • @marianneagu1312
      @marianneagu1312 5 лет назад +56

      I think the video is demony.... demion.... demino... CYKA, BLYAT!!!!!!

    • @juliano89
      @juliano89 5 лет назад +32

      He won’t be a true Slav if he has any money

    • @marianneagu1312
      @marianneagu1312 5 лет назад +9

      @Crescendo CrossFire, come on, Who doesnt want some kopeiki, cyka

    • @andreidudceac
      @andreidudceac 5 лет назад +3

      I had no ads

    • @federicoferraro7080
      @federicoferraro7080 5 лет назад +5

      I got no ads (because of komrade kat 🐈)

  • @CT-1902
    @CT-1902 4 года назад +620

    One thing I can appreciate is the fact that Boris seems to respect artyom's Independence. He's very calm with the cat and I like that.

    • @kilianfirebolt
      @kilianfirebolt 3 года назад +57

      Hes also not forcing him into stuff for the video, when he realises kat dont like he stop. some dont

  • @kapiskan
    @kapiskan 5 лет назад +273

    I am simple man, I see komrade kat, I click...

  • @BartixShieldsmen
    @BartixShieldsmen 5 лет назад +2262

    Atryom still doing good job defending motherland

    • @trx90vito29
      @trx90vito29 5 лет назад +34

      Bartix he’s a good Slav cat

    • @Yes_Fantasy_419
      @Yes_Fantasy_419 5 лет назад +58

      As an American spy i must admit artyom makes it difficult for us and our western allies to infiltrate mother Russia. That's why we work with vadim since he has access to Boris living gulag.

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 года назад +5

      @Tachanka The Communist nyet urod it is Artyom

    • @twandepan
      @twandepan 4 года назад

      Tachanka The Communist have you never played Metro chuvak?

    • @halcyon940
      @halcyon940 4 года назад +4

      And looking adorable while at it.

  • @moneymandate
    @moneymandate 4 года назад +2420

    You: "An egg"
    Boris, an intellectual: "Chicken Device"

  • @lysandriah8290
    @lysandriah8290 4 года назад +164

    One of my favorite things about Artyom is that he's almost always purring whenever he shows up in Boris's videos.

  • @quinnlee-miller9792
    @quinnlee-miller9792 5 лет назад +2523

    Idk why this made me emotional
    You seem so...genuine, about wanting to share this recipe during Christmas of all times. It’s sweet, like you’re trying to spend time with us the only way you can.

  • @NoahHerman
    @NoahHerman 5 лет назад +534

    ARTYOM IS SO ADORABLE BLIN

  • @tmemeteam
    @tmemeteam 4 года назад +1971

    "Dont worry Artyom, they are friendly forces"

    • @va960
      @va960 4 года назад +50

      Then catty rustling ensues

    • @nottsoserious
      @nottsoserious 4 года назад +90

      Artyom couldn't see the pilot doing a full heel squat so he assumed it was a western spy.
      Boris has better ears so he could hear the hardbass though

    • @Vinguandur
      @Vinguandur 4 года назад +21

      Rakatakatakatakataka BE GONE WESTERN SPY

    • @LaundryFaerie
      @LaundryFaerie 4 года назад +14

      Artyom knows about friendly fire

    • @drawman1511
      @drawman1511 4 года назад +7

      @@nottsoserious понимаю... (Understand)

  • @milkyJuman
    @milkyJuman 5 лет назад +4540

    Others: Milk
    Boris: Cow juice

  • @zenoox9073
    @zenoox9073 5 лет назад +337

    Artyom is making my slav heart melt. Damn it Boris

    • @buranagel7827
      @buranagel7827 5 лет назад +1

      And everything mkes me more depressed

    • @miskahn
      @miskahn Год назад

      @@buranagel7827are you ok

  • @jimbynewchron2901
    @jimbynewchron2901 5 лет назад +255

    Seeing Boris interact with Artyom is adorable.

  • @AndroidNoir-L06k
    @AndroidNoir-L06k 4 года назад +2376

    media:"russian is full of dangerous people"
    boris:"now add some flour..."

    • @akaioyano8023
      @akaioyano8023 4 года назад +132

      and let's not forget about cow juice

    • @L_back
      @L_back 4 года назад +85

      Nick Dusto The media are absolute SH*T!!!

    • @akaioyano8023
      @akaioyano8023 4 года назад +30

      @@L_back I absolutely agree with you

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 4 года назад +49

      @@akaioyano8023 The media is made up of foolish mortals in many places

    • @AllanLaal
      @AllanLaal 4 года назад +17

      he lives in Estonia, EU and I'm proud he's estonian =)

  • @darius2640
    @darius2640 5 лет назад +2682

    Boris the single cat lady

  • @darklegion3693
    @darklegion3693 4 года назад +328

    When he said "Focus cyka" i thought he was talking to me for a second because i looked away from the phone at that time.

    • @TsarinaJacksontore
      @TsarinaJacksontore 3 года назад +34

      Coincidence i think not

    • @skelkankaos
      @skelkankaos 3 года назад +24

      Cursed Boris video that climbs through your phone and calls you a bitch

    • @lin31932
      @lin31932 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @Moth._.Dragons777
      @Moth._.Dragons777 5 дней назад

      Help that happened to me too- 😭

  • @rhetthart9311
    @rhetthart9311 5 лет назад +1491

    Daily boris Diet:
    10% Mayonnaise
    20%vodka and assorted slav liquids
    70% Butter

  • @Angel-ph4yw
    @Angel-ph4yw 4 года назад +126

    “It actually looks like Artyom sleeping” underrated quote

  • @konrads3996
    @konrads3996 5 лет назад +713

    Who the bylat dislikes a wholesome Slavic cooking video with a cat.

  • @shepard267
    @shepard267 5 лет назад +2907

    sorry boris, at this point you are no longer the main star
    it's artyom now

    • @comradechris7975
      @comradechris7975 5 лет назад +80

      Changes channel name to Life Of Artyom

    • @artman40
      @artman40 5 лет назад +24

      That happens with so many RUclips channels that bring out a cat.

    • @sugoruyo
      @sugoruyo 5 лет назад +58

      @@artman40 Of course it does. You see cats used to be worshipped as gods in ancient times. They never forgot that but their following waned so they hatched a master plan: they invented the Internet were people all over the world could worship them again.

    • @ExsukiOnYT
      @ExsukiOnYT 5 лет назад +4

      Ok

    • @ExsukiOnYT
      @ExsukiOnYT 5 лет назад +4

      We both got tachanka profile

  • @CandiRabbit
    @CandiRabbit 5 лет назад +562

    "Small Purchase Feeds Artyom"
    **BUYS ENTIRE STORE THREE TIMES OVER**

    • @t_y8274
      @t_y8274 5 лет назад +24

      "I'll buy your entire stock!"

    • @aidenh1790
      @aidenh1790 5 лет назад +9

      **I L L B U Y Y O U R W H O L E S T O C K**

    • @bleachablemoments4618
      @bleachablemoments4618 5 лет назад +15

      *_I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!_*

    • @epsilon6516
      @epsilon6516 5 лет назад +8

      It even works underwater

    • @StellarCrackhead42
      @StellarCrackhead42 5 лет назад +2

      *I'LL BUY THREE OF 'EM FOR LITTLE KOMRADE KAT ARTYOM*

  • @DanPlimmer
    @DanPlimmer 4 года назад +68

    I can't believe Boris made me want to cook more than anyone else has in my life.

    • @maxiona714
      @maxiona714 2 года назад +9

      Same. A random Russian RUclipsr has taught me more about cooking than my mother ever did. She isn't a bad mother, but she is just pretty old (40 years older than me) and overwhelmed by a lot of other issues. And Boris' Chebureki are now one of my new favourite dishes.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt Год назад +2

      Boris makes cooking look fun and easy. Trying to learn it from my mom always resulting in so much bogging down with measurements and things I didn't even know existed and constantly having to stop to clean, but doing things the Boris way makes it enjoyable and accessible.

    • @miskahn
      @miskahn Год назад

      Me: Someone that has no idea how to fucking cook and doesnt want to even curl my toes
      Me while watching ANY COOKING VIDEO EVER: “man I wish I was him”

  • @repapeti98
    @repapeti98 5 лет назад +356

    2:30 -You set aside and bring out...
    - *THE IRON CHEBUREK*
    -the yeast.
    -aww

    • @yasyadefen1135
      @yasyadefen1135 5 лет назад +3

      Goddamit, I thought I was the only one who expected that

  • @alteito
    @alteito 5 лет назад +560

    Artyom did you eat all the
    *шашлык?*

  • @karmathegolden
    @karmathegolden 5 лет назад +538

    The cat is building new Soviet missiles in the background

  • @icephysics9571
    @icephysics9571 4 года назад +56

    Love that every time Boris holds a fist full of cat up to the camera Artyom purrs like he’s just happy to be there.

  • @that1connor583
    @that1connor583 5 лет назад +549

    I am a simple man. When a Boris video goes up, it makes me happy, and I click. When a Boris video goes up with Komrade Kat, then I click, because Boris is good comedy, but cats are just the best pets in the world, and Komrade Kat Artyom is just so cute.
    Happy holidays Boris (And friends) and Komrade Kat Artyom!

    • @manuxalunx6522
      @manuxalunx6522 5 лет назад +2

      Artyom is the most beautiful creature in the universe

    • @that1connor583
      @that1connor583 5 лет назад

      Indeed my good sir, indeed

    • @spidohman6723
      @spidohman6723 5 лет назад +5

      Dogs are better than cats.

    • @yiftach8961
      @yiftach8961 5 лет назад +1

      true @@spidohman6723

    • @that1connor583
      @that1connor583 5 лет назад +1

      @@spidohman6723 I personally love cats, as they've been, essentially, my pets sense I was a baby. I understand that people like dogs more than cats, and I also like dogs, but cats hold a special place in my heart. But this is Komrade Kat Artyom. Boris' cat. that is what I will say, and that is what I view. *Also, I was just agreeing with MANUXAL UNX with his comment.*

  • @szymon2109
    @szymon2109 5 лет назад +429

    All Komrade Kat (Artyom) moments:
    - 1:34
    - 4:20
    - 5:13 (~ n o)
    - 15:06

  • @dieseldog5431
    @dieseldog5431 5 лет назад +331

    Wheres the mini ushanka and tracksuit for the Artyom?

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 лет назад +19

      Don't worry, Father Frost is bringing it

    • @Palinghufter
      @Palinghufter 5 лет назад +3

      @@weldonwin You mean Stalin?

  • @that_acidic_psych_ward
    @that_acidic_psych_ward 4 года назад +171

    Normal people: it's beautiful!
    Boris, an intellectual: 𝙉𝙤, 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙡𝙮𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡.

    • @jacobwinland7435
      @jacobwinland7435 3 года назад

      I Was Looking For This

    • @ithefy5830
      @ithefy5830 3 года назад

      I found this comment right when he said it

  • @llaser1433
    @llaser1433 5 лет назад +160

    You know it’s gonna be lit when boris takes out the pink towel

  • @ProfGop
    @ProfGop 5 лет назад +227

    will have something to do on my winter break.
    *Approved by Professional Gopnik*

    • @zilproject7908
      @zilproject7908 5 лет назад

      Oh hello there PG

    • @smllcs
      @smllcs 5 лет назад

      Professional Gopnik I saw you somewhere in a Russian video

  • @panduadikara9078
    @panduadikara9078 5 лет назад +889

    boris we need more videos of artyom purring

    • @_loechness_
      @_loechness_ 5 лет назад +14

      2:06 that little squeak 😍😭😍

    • @nonchalantce0720
      @nonchalantce0720 5 лет назад +9

      Да! Да! Да! Да!

    • @jaffa2139
      @jaffa2139 5 лет назад +3

      I cant like this comment it has 420 likes

    • @яФутбольныймячик-м6у
      @яФутбольныймячик-м6у 5 лет назад

      @@nonchalantce0720 ура хоть кто-то говорит по русски

    • @maxiona714
      @maxiona714 2 года назад +1

      A multi-minute ASMR of just him rubbing Artyom and Artyom purring, that would be such a great video.

  • @mikebravo891
    @mikebravo891 3 года назад +31

    "Don't worry Artyom, these are friendly forces" - that was the laugh I needed today. Thank you Boris

  • @nevaehanglique5168
    @nevaehanglique5168 5 лет назад +168

    You know, if Boris' babushka is still around, I would love to see her

  • @naskhwaja
    @naskhwaja 5 лет назад +134

    Thank you for adding scenes of Artyom

  • @theprojectproject01
    @theprojectproject01 2 года назад +20

    This is still one of Boris' best videos. Truly Peak Slav.

  • @iqramfitrishah8102
    @iqramfitrishah8102 5 лет назад +241

    Boris, I've been a huge fan of you for years now. It seems like just yesterday that I watched you play games and cook blins. This year's Christmas video is a huge step up from last year's with Babushka's secret recipe. What with you having RUclips as your main income and only using your phone to record videos, I have to say I'm extremely happy and proud at what you and your crew have accomplished since then. Keep on doing what you do best comrade.

    • @zwekkerboy716
      @zwekkerboy716 5 лет назад +11

      Comrade, Boris is filming with real professional camera he showed some time ago, but yes most of the things are filmed with phone.
      Boris, thank you for making videos bratan. You are Slavic superstar.

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 5 лет назад +466

    Forget Piroshki... Now we need a video on how to make Holdiay Kvass. Does it involve peppermint or nutmeg?

    • @ivalest
      @ivalest 5 лет назад +9

      Kvass is like non-alcohol guinness

    • @thetrico
      @thetrico 5 лет назад +4

      Industrial Kvass tastes like Cocacola with coffee...kinda ;)
      I buy It in a Romanian food store on my country.

    • @Jeesus353
      @Jeesus353 5 лет назад

      Kvass is like bitter shandy. The closest stuff you can buy in the UK anyway

    • @blackskeletor
      @blackskeletor 5 лет назад +2

      Thats american stuff tho

    • @thatguy7208
      @thatguy7208 5 лет назад +5

      @@blackskeletor like pizza, huh?

  • @Bmoney902
    @Bmoney902 4 года назад +270

    I love how much Boris loves Artyom 😭

    • @DeeMolition
      @DeeMolition 3 года назад +22

      Don't you know Russians are very sentimental? They are called "quiet Italians," although it's clear from the problems with the neighbors that Boris and Anatoly aren't very quiet!

    • @nonamez9293
      @nonamez9293 3 года назад +2

      @@DeeMolition wow now i know and now , i see that i'm like Russians

    • @DeeMolition
      @DeeMolition 3 года назад +5

      @@nonamez9293 then you're really awesome!

    • @maxiona714
      @maxiona714 2 года назад +3

      @@DeeMolition really? Damn, and here are western movies depicting them as brutes. They sure didn't have it easy and needed to adapt, but I never lost faith in the good spirit of many Russians.

  • @lewdpolice8583
    @lewdpolice8583 5 лет назад +2975

    Imagine Artyom in a tiny yellow tracksuit...
    *_SNIFF!_*
    *_b-blyat..._*

  • @kumafused3140
    @kumafused3140 3 года назад +17

    I would just like to say, I've been looking for good piroshki recipes ever since I heard of them and yours is the most legit and yummy-looking recipe I've seen so far. Thank you Boris.

  • @FolkoMagipaw
    @FolkoMagipaw 5 лет назад +936

    I think Boris is just Gordon Ramsay's lost russian brother.

  • @UrbanNoyade
    @UrbanNoyade 5 лет назад +129

    "These are friendly forces" they prolly heard that Boris was cooking again

  • @tbxfgaming4137
    @tbxfgaming4137 5 лет назад +161

    You see Komrade boris is a better cook than Gordon Ramsay .

    • @michaelfilimon8510
      @michaelfilimon8510 5 лет назад

      Toxicboss gaming Da eta mozhne!!! (Yes that’s it!)

    • @anon8206
      @anon8206 5 лет назад +3

      WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE??!
      ITS FUCKIN RAW!!!!!

    • @johnnybadboy3475
      @johnnybadboy3475 5 лет назад

      British Might against Slavic Power

    • @tonyajackson5376
      @tonyajackson5376 5 лет назад

      Gordon Ramsay would be saying so many cuss words that they'll here at the international space station

    • @tonyajackson5376
      @tonyajackson5376 5 лет назад

      @Anonymous Anonymous sorry typo

  • @neatpolygons8500
    @neatpolygons8500 5 лет назад +151

    I'm a simple gopnik... I see Kat I squat
    I mean press like button

  • @enzizizi5167
    @enzizizi5167 5 лет назад +1395

    "Migs flying across the house this is normal"
    *confused cat cries*
    "Oy not worry artyom, those are friendly forces"
    That is just... adorable XD ♡w♡

  • @nothingxs
    @nothingxs 5 лет назад +286

    komrade kat is too goddamn cute holy smokes

    • @mattj.7756
      @mattj.7756 5 лет назад +4

      nothingxs Merry Christmas Komrade Cat

  • @brose2323
    @brose2323 2 года назад +8

    I got to visit a Russian deli in Tacoma last weekend. I got piroshki , kvas and pickles. It rocked my inner gopnik to life.

  • @huntergant2878
    @huntergant2878 5 лет назад +235

    Komrade Artyom was fighting away capitalist spies when he was making all that noise. *FOR MOTHERLAND*

    • @Unhuman143
      @Unhuman143 5 лет назад +6

      Yes cause those dirty western spy wanted to steal *Our* Slav food

    • @sugoruyo
      @sugoruyo 5 лет назад +8

      @@Unhuman143 That was neighbour Vadim.

    • @soupmayor-themayorofsoup
      @soupmayor-themayorofsoup 5 лет назад +3

      Cristöpher Schneider Maybe it was me, the Slav in America trying to learn how to make good food

    • @dr.quickfix3125
      @dr.quickfix3125 5 лет назад

      Hunter Gant28 your at 69 likes

  • @jonahoshana1407
    @jonahoshana1407 5 лет назад +59

    Ahhh, a new Boris video, a most wonderful Christmas present!

  • @laytonkortman7641
    @laytonkortman7641 5 лет назад +287

    If you don't have access to yeast blocks, 20g (about 2 tablespoons) of active dry yeast will work similarly.

    • @AN-ed3of
      @AN-ed3of 5 лет назад +16

      thank you!! I wanted to try this out but the yeast block really threw me off haha

    • @AyeNeNAy
      @AyeNeNAy 5 лет назад +2

      That's still a lot of yeast-- most of my recipes only call for a teaspoon or two

    • @laytonkortman7641
      @laytonkortman7641 5 лет назад +11

      @@AyeNeNAy I agree, it seems excessive but Boris' word is my bond.

    • @ld2048
      @ld2048 5 лет назад +5

      Yes, in the states, cube yeast is like $50 a pound, this is very useful.

    • @remcovanvliet3018
      @remcovanvliet3018 5 лет назад +1

      @@ld2048 50 bucks a pound sounds like a lot, but keep in mind you only need 2/3 of an ounce. That amount should be for sale at any bakery for 50 cents, a buck maybe... It's not going to break the bank

  • @reijnianastarkov4108
    @reijnianastarkov4108 4 года назад +13

    So, I didn't see a comment with the full recipe. I've made this before with slight alterations and really enjoyed it! Here's the recipe from Boris.
    SOVIET STYLE PIROSHKI with Ground Beef
    Life of Boris Recipe
    Serves 10 - 12
    Dough:
    3 tbsp yeast
    4 tbsp warm water (86-140°F)
    7 tbsp unsalted butter
    6 tbsp sugar
    ½ teaspoon salt
    1 ¼ C milk
    4 ½ C flour
    Filling:
    ~ 14 oz ground beef
    1 large white onion
    salt and pepper for taste
    2 boiled eggs
    ½ C boiled rice
    (Add other ingredients as desired: Corn, Carrot, Peas, Potato, etc.)
    Melt butter and set aside to cool. Mix warm water and yeast together. Allow the yeast to grow. Combine melted butter and milk. Add salt for taste as well as the sugar. Then, gradually add in the flour while slowly mixing the butter-yeast mixture. Allow the dough to proof for 1 hour.
    While the dough is proofing, coat a pan with oil. Mince and brown the onion. Add the ground beef to the onions and season with salt and pepper.Brown and season the ground beef with pepper and salt. Boil carrots and potatoes, cook rice, etc. Make sure everything in the filling is cooked and soft. Mix all ingredients of the filling together.
    Next, flour a cutting board and take out proofed dough. Cut in half and roll it into a log. Cut out even sections. Flatten the dough to your preference and put filling in the middle. Make sure each piroshki is flat and blocky, not circular. Having a longer, flatter piroshki will make for even cooking.
    Fill a pot with oil of choice (though sunflower seed oil in preferred). Heat oil. Use a spar piece of dough to drop into the oil and, once the dough ball rises to the top, then the oil is hot enough. Cook 1 - 2 piroshki at a time, though reminder that each time you add another one in, the temperature of the oil drops, so I suggest you do 1 at a time. Make sure each side is cooked to a medium brown color before removing from the oil and placing onto a paper towel lined plate. Allow to cool before serving. Optional; serve savory piroshki with mayonnaise and sweet ones with powdered sugar and honey (or condensed milk).

  • @halfling49
    @halfling49 4 года назад +467

    "You cannot possibly expect me to mix hard butter into dough by hand. This is babushka's superpower not mine!"

    • @greyfood
      @greyfood 4 года назад +18

      Yes, I heard this in the video too.

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 4 года назад +15

      Oof tried doing that once with cookies... I did it... But it took SOOOOOOO long

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 4 года назад +5

      @@whatTFisThis that's why you let it go soft first or use a mixer lol

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 4 года назад +3

      @@gunfuego xD

    • @LaundryFaerie
      @LaundryFaerie 4 года назад +7

      It's a side effect of wielding the Rolling Pin of Doom

  • @butomo3031
    @butomo3031 5 лет назад +164

    Comrade kat is the true hero of the motherland 🐱 🐱

  • @LukeTheRager
    @LukeTheRager 5 лет назад +573

    "Don't worry Artyom, these are allied forces" *me as a Czech citizen* *21. 8. 1968 flashbacks*

    • @G0TT_
      @G0TT_ 4 года назад +8

      Lol 😂😂😂 kaaaamo

    • @tabitermen
      @tabitermen 4 года назад +3

      rIGHT

    • @JackdawWatcher
      @JackdawWatcher 4 года назад

      ikr :D

    • @a_rakk6802
      @a_rakk6802 3 года назад +1

      Hello fellow czech comrade

    • @a_rakk6802
      @a_rakk6802 3 года назад +2

      Nejhorší je že 21.8. mám narozeniny xD

  • @benk2226
    @benk2226 3 года назад +5

    I love how Boris is so kind to all of us. Definitely true Slav

  • @cokil
    @cokil 5 лет назад +68

    Man, seeing your slavmas cooking video today and your last year ones, feels like you're getting happier now with a little help from komrade kat and I'm very very happy for you too! Merry Slavmas Komrades!

    • @teslashark
      @teslashark 5 лет назад

      That pork stew one is still depressing

  • @youngjaden99
    @youngjaden99 5 лет назад +410

    The Komrade Kat is at it again fighting capitalist dogs!

  • @simbadg13
    @simbadg13 5 лет назад +169

    1:36
    Artyom: I'm getting to used to this dark one. He feeds me and pats my head. I sense no hostility. I need to report back to Khan cat on my findings on this dark one called "boris".

  • @asliceofcheese7152
    @asliceofcheese7152 4 года назад +171

    Western spies: egg
    Boris: circular chicken device

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 4 года назад +4

      Is moose egg if pointy side down

  • @maninthemask6275
    @maninthemask6275 5 лет назад +137

    It sounds like Artyom is having a fight with the Christmas tree in the back ground.... must have been one of those western spy Christmas trees..

    • @chandranapier2259
      @chandranapier2259 5 лет назад +8

      Man in the Mask he is removing the eastern spy cameras from the branches.

    • @HyperzonMusicalies
      @HyperzonMusicalies 5 лет назад +2

      @@chandranapier2259 you mean Japan,China & Korea right?

    • @gabrielxd2161
      @gabrielxd2161 5 лет назад +1

      He is fighting against the Big Mutant Dogs :D

    • @dagothur76839
      @dagothur76839 5 лет назад +1

      You slav you lose subscribe to pewdiepie T gay lol

  • @yamcosoundproduction4651
    @yamcosoundproduction4651 5 лет назад +84

    *Komerad Cat* is *GETTING* *BIGGER* slav for everyday, They grow ud so *SLAV*

  • @GillesYT
    @GillesYT 4 года назад +390

    Friend: *fails the recipe*
    Me: Did u remember to dip cat in flour?

  • @Cats-TM
    @Cats-TM Год назад +1

    You make me realise how much I miss my cats. Thank you, Boris, for really everything you have done over the years, it helped through the not great times.

  • @justanobody8033
    @justanobody8033 5 лет назад +149

    Man, I used to have a cat that loved mayonnaise. Went to make a sandwich one day, turned around for a minute to grab the cheese, and boom, cat with its head all the way in a mayonnaise jar

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 лет назад +7

      Imperialis Administratum a true slav

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 5 лет назад

      @@oz_jones I had a cat who ate potato chips. How's that on the slav scale?

    • @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251
      @irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 5 лет назад +10

      Did he get stuck?
      If he did, how loud did he scream "BLYAT"?

    • @lunamoonfang2
      @lunamoonfang2 5 лет назад +3

      @@BJGvideos from 1-10? 1. True Slav only eat potato salat, not potato chips.

    • @iDUMB
      @iDUMB 5 лет назад

      *M A Y O N E Z*

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +2012

    In Soviet Union, you don’t make food for cat, cat makes food for you.

  • @checkmyplaylist6879
    @checkmyplaylist6879 5 лет назад +399

    *gopnik found the Russian cat known as Rasputin*

    • @Mcg-fx9rb
      @Mcg-fx9rb 5 лет назад +4

      Check My Playlist his name is artyom

    • @Ryan-ti4qu
      @Ryan-ti4qu 5 лет назад +5

      Raskittin

    • @SmilingJack626
      @SmilingJack626 5 лет назад +3

      my cat is nicknamed Rasputin because he survived my dad's cooking (it is damn near toxic)

    • @sapnupuas1990
      @sapnupuas1990 5 лет назад +2

      Check My Playlist
      Catsputin

    • @deanthebakedbean5159
      @deanthebakedbean5159 5 лет назад +5

      *_RA RA RASPUTIN_*
      *_LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN_*

  • @NothingButGiggles
    @NothingButGiggles 3 года назад +10

    Artyom’s little squeaky noise T^T
    What a precious boy!!!

  • @xriotingpacifist
    @xriotingpacifist 5 лет назад +27

    8:50 "okay, little bit extra for Boris" a classic line from one of my top 5 boris cooking videos. holiday boris makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside even in summer.

  • @varenje2
    @varenje2 5 лет назад +60

    Comrade Boris, you don't need that amount of oil to fry the pirozhki. You may just take wide and deep frying pan, fill it with water to approximately 1/3 of pirozhok's height and then put as many pirozhki as possible into the pan. The oil will gently cover the bottom half of each pirozhok and oil's level will rise, of course. If cook this way, pirozhki will be less crunchy (which is good: you're not cooking fries) and you can make full pan of them at once! Soviet cooking. Economical. Effective. Delicious.

    • @faizfrez2729
      @faizfrez2729 5 лет назад

      Water? Oil you mean?

    • @varenje2
      @varenje2 5 лет назад +1

      @@faizfrez2729 Oh, oil, of course. Thanks.

  • @reagan1316
    @reagan1316 5 лет назад +610

    I’m still waiting for dill to rain from the heavens

    • @stenjoemaa2582
      @stenjoemaa2582 5 лет назад +14

      It only happens in estonia and russia

    • @alexig1840
      @alexig1840 5 лет назад +18

      @@stenjoemaa2582 legend has it that once every 200 years dill falls around the world one day straight it is rummored to occur in 2030. My great great grandfather said before he died.....
      "It was blyataful"

    • @stenjoemaa2582
      @stenjoemaa2582 5 лет назад +4

      @@alexig1840 i will be waiting

    • @Ivana9910
      @Ivana9910 5 лет назад +1

      a true slav grows their own dill. It grows easily anyhow in a very sunny spot

    • @srtazer3180
      @srtazer3180 5 лет назад +1

      Are you still waiting?

  • @vonBelfry
    @vonBelfry 3 года назад +16

    Hah, you might be able to train Artyom like Jun did his cats! Artyom was genuinely curious as to what you were creating! He wasn't hungry, he was just enamoured by what you created!

    • @heidibruun6074
      @heidibruun6074 2 года назад +1

      Jun who trained his kitty? 🐈😌

  • @ReformedSooner24
    @ReformedSooner24 5 лет назад +64

    2:04 can relate Boris. I live near an Airbase too. Lots of F-16s. You hear them once or twice a day.

    • @colin4276
      @colin4276 5 лет назад +6

      Capitalist pig spy!

    • @itsrookietactical6765
      @itsrookietactical6765 5 лет назад +3

      Ayy nice ONI

    • @krimome8933
      @krimome8933 5 лет назад

      Dont worry Artyom will shoot them down once he learn how To fly MiGs

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 5 лет назад

      krimo me
      He can certainly try :D

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 5 лет назад

      Jotipalo
      What is there to spy on? A slav and his cat making -interesting- food?

  • @TryHardCentral
    @TryHardCentral 5 лет назад +191

    *who ready for slav christmas?*
    *Slavmas**

  • @fizia_mizia
    @fizia_mizia 5 лет назад +98

    Komrade Kat ready for duty to protect precious mayonez.

  • @paulinerey
    @paulinerey 4 года назад

    i love listening to your videos without the subtitles and not get a crap of what you're saying then watch again reading subtitles and not understand how i could not understand the first time. Love Boris.

  • @skogennarkoman
    @skogennarkoman 5 лет назад +120

    I actually made this, they turned out ok I’m not best gopnik chef. Boris is Slavic Gordon Ramsey

    • @exquisitecorpse__
      @exquisitecorpse__ 4 года назад +4

      *Gordon Ramsey is Scottish Boris!*

    • @chatter_bones1762
      @chatter_bones1762 4 года назад

      @@exquisitecorpse__ hmmmm o_o

    • @spleenlicker6714
      @spleenlicker6714 4 года назад +1

      I also tried this and burned my arm and made only 1 good one

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 4 года назад

      @@spleenlicker6714 worth it.

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis 4 года назад

      Lol gotta use that on Jun's Kitchen's channel! If you wouldn't mind, of course!

  • @Whammytap
    @Whammytap 5 лет назад +18

    I love your videos, Boris! I am an American made with Slav parts and I have always cooked this way and loved these kinds of dishes, and now I know it must be in my blood. Of course your videos are funny and entertaining but I think you are also teaching me something about myself. I hope to visit your part of the world someday, where my ancestors came from. Thank you so much for all your hard work!

  • @Bitmap90
    @Bitmap90 5 лет назад +120

    4:23 Artyom purrs really loudly for such a little guy!

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 3 года назад +22

      He is being held by his Boris, making loud noise of happy and content is natural.

  • @SurvivalInFlames
    @SurvivalInFlames 4 года назад +13

    “And wait for dill to rain from heavens”
    That earned a sub from me.
    I dated a Russian girl when I was just a young buck, she taught me all about piroshki and dill:)

    • @maxiona714
      @maxiona714 2 года назад +1

      Man, Russian girls are truly amazing. Recently I got a bit attached to a Russian girl, a Ukrainian girl, and a very slav looking German girl (probably part polish or her family is from the lost lands). And damn. I always liked Russia and Eastern Europe in general, but i swear, if I would have gotten into a relationship with any of them, I would have become a full-on slavaboo. But seriously, now I couldn't decide anymore between a model in the making (Russian), a perfectionist artist who reminds me so much of my own flaws, which I am strangely quite into (Ukrainian) and a cute beer lover (perfect for parties and just quiet, love-filled tipsy evenings) (German and Polish/far East German).

    • @purplebruh947
      @purplebruh947 6 месяцев назад

      I hope you didn't choose Russian one, because russian "model in the making", certainly mean she is a gold-digger​@@maxiona714

  • @glatteraal1163
    @glatteraal1163 5 лет назад +66

    2:04 yes Boris definitely loves his komrade Kat.

  • @pokekoski6844
    @pokekoski6844 5 лет назад +1122

    I waiting for: How to slav your *CAT*

  • @Sprud_
    @Sprud_ 5 лет назад +216

    Hey Boris, it is getting very cold and Christmas is almost here. Sadly, your ushankas are sold out and my friend is freezing. Can you make a tutorial on how to make a Ushanka by yourself pls. With the pure slavness of course!!

    • @brycehagen1501
      @brycehagen1501 5 лет назад +3

      I know how. Dont buy it. Go on Ebay and buy a real one instead of a western spy shit cyka

    • @zaraxy
      @zaraxy 5 лет назад +23

      @@brycehagen1501 Calling something from ebay "real", mate, practically EVERYTHING is made in china. Boris' ushankas are realer than any other garbagio you can buy on ebay.

    • @DM-qm5sc
      @DM-qm5sc 5 лет назад +7

      @@zaraxy so true

    • @josephstalin9294
      @josephstalin9294 5 лет назад +1

      OPA! Think like true Slav!

    • @fuzionxm4514
      @fuzionxm4514 5 лет назад

      Same prpvlem

  • @chadliu5005
    @chadliu5005 4 года назад +3

    Tbh this actually looks pretty good, kinda like how we make dumplings, and I really appreciate how its not a troll like some of his others, this actually is a possibly (probably) genuine way of how to make it
    So thank you boris :)

  • @romeodavis1052
    @romeodavis1052 5 лет назад +47

    I doubt anyone will ever see this comment, but you could stop them from unrolling by using an egg wash on the edges of the dough. an egg wash is an egg mixed up with water. it helps things stick together.

  • @YourCitizen
    @YourCitizen 5 лет назад +630

    Come for the cat, stay for the cat :)

    • @jimch.9961
      @jimch.9961 5 лет назад +19

      @@mimigottfried8604 Hey, stop being a dick

    • @bostion518
      @bostion518 5 лет назад +14

      @@mimigottfried8604 What is wrong with you?

    • @itsjohndell
      @itsjohndell 5 лет назад +3

      it was a troll account, reported the comment and it was removed.@@blandgreen4135

    • @itsjohndell
      @itsjohndell 5 лет назад +6

      Somebody made a very rude and nasty reply to you and I apologize to you on behalf of decent members of the community. I reported the comment and it was removed as it is a troll account. I liked your comment!

    • @YourCitizen
      @YourCitizen 5 лет назад +6

      Mir, that was rude and I do not appreciate it. Please keep your comments to yourself if they are negative.

  • @justfred1121
    @justfred1121 5 лет назад +151

    Man Boris for a second I thought you were gonna cook Komrade Kat.

  • @skelkankaos
    @skelkankaos 3 года назад +1

    It's almost summer but I'm still feeling the holiday spirit just watching this

  • @javimoreno2224
    @javimoreno2224 5 лет назад +107

    Ey boris can we have a video about how to celebrate Christmas like a slav

    • @naskhwaja
      @naskhwaja 5 лет назад +2

      This comment needs more likes

    • @javimoreno2224
      @javimoreno2224 5 лет назад

      Anas A. Ali Khwaja thank you

    • @peblox2430
      @peblox2430 5 лет назад +2

      Celebrate at 6/7 of January instead of 24/25 December

    • @Asathon
      @Asathon 5 лет назад +1

      He has done it already a long time ago, I think.... Or at least something similiar...

  • @christianwatts2874
    @christianwatts2874 5 лет назад +194

    you actually dipped artyom's tail into the flour xD

    • @anu771
      @anu771 4 года назад +23

      @vXAcromatics YT finally some good fucking food

    • @Olivershamoo
      @Olivershamoo 4 года назад +8

      @Bethani Walker welcome to the internet

    • @zeroomega3781
      @zeroomega3781 4 года назад

      @Bethani Walker It's Gordon Ramsay meme, idiot

    • @zeroomega3781
      @zeroomega3781 4 года назад +1

      @Bethani Walker search wewli's line on google and you will have your answer

    • @chatter_bones1762
      @chatter_bones1762 4 года назад

      @Bethani Walker irony

  • @comradechris7975
    @comradechris7975 5 лет назад +165

    I see Artyom, I like.
    i'm a simple person, don't judge.

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +3

      Sanguinius Prime 68th like
      *i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess*

    • @annelisemeier283
      @annelisemeier283 5 лет назад +1

      Brother, bolt everything down, the blood angels are coming

    • @comradechris7975
      @comradechris7975 5 лет назад

      @@annelisemeier283 Mephiston is pissed with his nerf

  • @Sickle.Pickle
    @Sickle.Pickle 4 года назад +49

    "here we have one cat, and here we have the best toy in the world (plastic)"
    if that isn't my cat Maxim 😂😔

  • @vvolfz3931
    @vvolfz3931 5 лет назад +268

    I'm a simple man, I see a cat and klick the video!

    • @jettdiff5788
      @jettdiff5788 5 лет назад +6

      I cant help but notice you spelt kat as cat
      Blyat correct your mistake or be titles a s a spy