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I tried making Baklava.. accidentally made THICCLAVA
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- Опубликовано: 20 июн 2019
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I tried making Baklava.. accidentally made THICCLAVA instead.
This is my own little tasty mistake that I made and it tastes like a stack of blins. Oy it is blyatiful!
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INGREDIENTS:
200grams crushed pistachios
for half the dough:
400ml all-purpose flour
half glass of warm water
half teaspoon of salt
2 tablespoon vegetable oil
for syrup:
1 glass of water
120g of sugar
2 tablespoons of lemon juice
50-100grams of melted butter for spreading between layers
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Intro music:
Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
Outro music:
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem
"Happy little accidents like this, are always welcome"
Literally the Bob Ross of cooking
I wonder what he could be referencing
More dunk Russian and kind of
I don't know if I'd say that, like, the style is the same energy, but Boris screams a lot
Bob Ris?
slav bob ross of cooking
I wish I could see "Life of Boris" and "Binging with Babish" try to cook in a sitcom-style cooking show. Just Boris squatting on the kitchen counter, drinking copious amounts of kvass/vodka, playing hardbass loudly, using weapons as utensils/cooking tools, and generally being a madlad, all while Babish (Andrew) tries to calmly explains how to prepare the recipe, with Anatoli occasionally interrupting and eating ingredients.
I would watch that
What would the name of the show be though?
@@drautomaton6010 Binging with Babish & Boris. B.W.B.B.
@@nataliebrooks9165 A little wordy, but it could work.
@@drautomaton6010 Борис & Babish show.
"leave it at room temperature, unless you live in Siberia, then just put it in the fridge"
frogstair Siberia and Antarctica are the only places where fridge warm food
Fuckin ow
@@blaketheflake2737 I still wonder how people survive in those weathers.... I mean come on I need at least 10 heaters to make my room have 25+ Degree Celsius in Siberia.
So that it stays hot.
Seeing the avarage temperature we hear about, quite plausible. 👍
Sooo... BakSlava?
"how hard can it be?"
*hours later*
...
*"what the blyat have i done"*
Boris, thank you, you have saved my life from a boredom overdose.
Yes, I nearly died because of boredom xd, my life without boris's videos is shit
**dumps an immense amount of flour into the mix**
"Cake almost ready by now."
Reapstion after reading this I got that part 😂😂😂
Boris: "I don't make balkan recipes anymore because there is sneaky lemon inside that is hard to put in the recipe"
Also Boris: Cutting lemons with scissors.
"try not to burn house down, if you do then start over"
Sound accurate 😂
*"But Boris, you can cook!"*
* *measures exactly 0.016 bushels of flour and a finger of salt* *
Boom SLAV perfection Blin
0.01135 bunshels
0.016 is also the value of a ruble compared to the us dollar
@@phoenixantis6994 Hmm Interesting
BLIN! I should know that from start of video
BTW thanks
Slavs use their own measuring system
I'm still not sure if he's making that with water or vodka.
Doesn't matter. It is the same thing in soviet russia
A true Slav's babushka would be ashamed of her son asking such an obvious question.
it's with vodka
Why not both?
@@siperp2228 Thanks. Yeah I remembered later that using alcohol in pastry make it flakier because it reduces the formation of gluten networks.
Someday he's gonna drink so much vodka that he speaks in russian for an entire video
that was almost the case for the pork rind and potato video
@@OctoBirb8Claws Да
Professional chiefs: never make filo pastry from scratch. its not worth it
Boris: B A K L A V A
It is and it's really easy too.
No, T H I C C L A V A
tran
Welcome back Boris.
I was missing your voice over hardbass already
Same
Agree
Ikr
Ah, yes!
salt, that i have is older.
So old, in fact it is now rock, not grain.
Dam right blet
When life gives Boris lemons.
*he uses them to do a thicclava*
*What the blyat*
My profile picture is un aligned.
@memer ingot ye s i kno w th at
BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH THE LEMONS!!!
that is what cave johnson said
The legend says that one Thicclava is enough calories for the whole siberian winter. :)
Or for one Boris
10:57
"Task failed successfully"
"We just make more"
At that moment, I knew it was downhill from there.
Eventually he messes up and makes a balaclava for the WeSlav store instead
It would sell pretty good
I'd buy it. I'd probably buy 2...
Never doubt
Just think about... If he wanted to do thicclava he would've made baklava
id buy em
I think my grandma's would have a stroke if they saw this
But I like it
Some say when it comes oit the only car he will drive is the togg sedan. And if he was the first communist mayor in south east turkey he would keep his stupid whiney mouth shut. All we know is. Hes called the stig!
@@px1_ but he is not the stig it is stigs turkish cousin
@@mertekren8027 ok ill give that one to you
same
Lol
*Butter goes flying on to the floor*
*Picks it back up and scraps off the outside*
"It's really not different from cleaning your soap"
I can't, I can't keep watching this with a straight face anymore
You went *_CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH_* with the intro, Boris.
Noooice.
like LinusTechTips going *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH* Transisions to sponsors...
That is really ironic for me to see rn
Hey Boris - thanks again for taking the time to subtitle your videos! I am one of the people with hearing issues who needs them and I personally super appreciate it. :)
You are also probably one of the nicest people on the internet-
Shid man people with normal hearing needs translations half the time, that is the way we like it
Wtf man, not even people with normal hearing could understand most of what he said lol
@@skylible clearly you've never seen the video where he explains why he subtitles his videos.
@@amberlee4536 Yeah I haven't. And even tho my hearing is great I can't seem to understand what he's saying because of the accent and I'm not really native english speaker. So I guess there are 2 benefits of the subs. ;)
4:10 “Happy little accidents”,he watches Bob Ross🙃
5:32 I can't stop laughing
Same I have no idea why it's so funny to me
/Time: near midnight/
Boris: "Let's make some baklava, blyat!"
Neighbours: "Nooooooooooooo!!!"
Vadim : BORIS BLYAT !
@@stardust_sonic hahahha yes
True Slav have no neighborz
“I have idea”
“I have solution”
*Slavic problems require Slavic solutions*
DisRandom Dudeyeah
Yea
Baklava is Turkish tho
lithuanian warlord it’s greekkk
@@ghostofathens6600 it both
7:30 Breaking News: Gopnik discovers light speed with butter.
actually the Thicclava looks great, great job :) love and respect from Bahrain
Boris*adds flour*
Boris:congratulations cake is almost done.
Blyatiful
Me: Don’t do it, don’t give me hope
blatiful
Mama, bring in the semechki and the halva...Boris is starting!
You forgot the Kvass
@@azzlackguhnter5635 CLEAR Kvass
@@azzlackguhnter5635 blyat...bring in the mead too
did everybody forget the KOMPOT
Boris: accidentally makes thicclava
Dani: wow that was really cool.
WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL
WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL
WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL
WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL
WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL
WOW THAT WAS REALLY COOL
@@lukastojanovic8551 jes ti normalan
@@kristiankonev5190 ne
Yeet
“Because in Soviet Russia, cake make *_YOU.”_* (9:16)
9:17 his voice is just so funny
You can tell he’s heard that joke a million times XD
“Children’s glass”
(Fills glass with Ruski standard)
If you are a Russian child, you drink from these glasses at age of a month.
@@supersonictv8916 true comrades drink from birth!
True
Lucas Galloway 😂😂😂
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"Because In Soviet Russia, Cake Make You!" - Boris's Quote.
Kind of correct, though.
In Soviet Russia you are the cake
In Soviet Russia, Cake makes us!
*plays USSR anthem*
In Yugoslavia, you make cake while eating yesterday's cake
@Belagerungsmörser the Sheep Hey, you are what you eat.
Boris when he goes to Vadim's apartment : "whats that questionable white liquid in the sink?"
"oh boris please make some dolma"
"oh yes no problem let me just go into my backyard and pick some leaves off my grape tree that does not fucking exist"
topkek
"Hm, 3000 rubles sounds like a lot..."
Checks exchange rate
"$48! Jesus Christ!"
Thank you for your sacrifice, Boris.
Its about 30 gbp that's mad!!!
Still better, than Hungarian Forint. :'D
@@SufferPinkehh its works out about the same in the exchange
So as much as a bag of pistachios normally costs? You know its true dont lie
Arch Marshall if you think that’s bad you should check out the Vietnamese Dong
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
Make a Life of Boris cookbook!
This deserves more likes. BORIS NOTICE THIS!
Yes we must get boris cook book
I agree
Yes!!!
i would absolutely buy it
*Looks at the title of the video*
*Starts sweating as a Turkish guy*
ME: Aight boris you better not call it a Greek dessert, every man of culture knows baklava was made in the imperial kitchens of the Topkapı Palace.
Boris: 0:51
ME: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
All he said at 0:51 is that it is "a very popular south slav dish", which is true because the balkan countries traditionally make it. And Istambul is really close to the south slavs.
I have never seen Boris put this much effort in cooking, Boris, are you alright?
*turks and greeks fighting over baklava*
Southern Russia: *grabs popcorn*
No blyat! Semechki!
*Indonesian and Malaysian fighting over rendang*
Brunei Darussalam: *grabs popcorn*
Albania:* Barges in and RKO's Turkey* you son of a bitch
No, not detonated pieces of corn
Slav sunflower semechki
It belongs Turks actually
"it cost 3000 roubles!"
Me: So what, I bet thats like 10 bucks
*quick google*
Me: Cyka blyat!
damn, that's over €40, i looked up raw peeled pistachios and for that money i could buy 2kg in western europe... oof
@@SordoBjorn jep thats what i was thinking , wth o.o
$62 Canadian for THAT MUCH? Outrageous!
@@DizzyTipsy 62.70***
$47 USD for that. Yikes
12 minutes ago i had absolutely no idea who this dude was, 30 seconds in and im subbed now
I was about to comment same but then I realised this comment was from a year ago
RECENTLY!...
Some random American: Baklava
This random Slav: THICCLAVA
Boris is not on the same level of Gordon Ramsay.... HE IS BEYOND
Boris is on the level of Gods personal chef
Gordon seeks advice from Boris.
Boris is Gordon Ramsay’s personal mentor
He doesn't need some lamb sauce blyat, HE HAS VODKA!
Gunzales :D
:D :D WHERE ZE VODKA?!??!!!!!!!! :D :D
*Slavic* problem require *Slavic* solution.
- Designers of the RBMK reactor.
the reactor exploded, comrade
RBMK reactors do not explode, they use the forces of communism to work, comrade
Commander Shepard: We'll bang, OK?
*Special* Eyes require *Special* Brand
@@MrTony1995 they collapse, not explode
@@Plank-cn1we nice gatekeeping
Binge watching Boris and this is the video where I finally lost my sanity at the very start. "No, no, no" said so perfectly xD
Nobody seems to appreciate how good the intro timing was... love it.
"...but blin, it is good!"
*Snakes in Tracksuits Intensifies*
0:52 a very popular south slav dish
Turkey : visible confusion
nah
Turkey is just middle-eastern Russia
Turkey is russia and USA mixed
@@demdemz8245 russia is northern turkey and USA is world mixed
@@mainparkbaby sorma yav
Your videos have been so helpful to me Boris, they lend me the motivation to finish my tasks for the day!
The best twelve minutes of 2020. Thank you, Boris.
Gordon Ramsay: I am one of the best chefs in the world
Boris: hold my kvass
@российские военные , Ruski Standard*
@российские военные , *r u s k i s t a n d a r d
Hold me vodka piwo rakia slivovitz Pálinka Borovička e.g.
@российские военные , r u s k i s t a n d a r d
gordon ramsay is one of the best chefs in the world so he can insult people
For those who were wondering and did not want to google:
3000 ruble is around 41€ or $47
my hero
That 1 month of Boris food money.
Wow thats so expensive we in bosnia make baklava for 20KM or 10eour
@@cakijanoris9423 Explain this preference that baklava has for your people, blyat...
@@usec-voice-1 we bosniaks are slavs if you didnt know that and when Ottoman empire came to Bosnia,Serbia,Croatia they bring wit them a new religion and new culture and new food like baklava,halva,hurmašice,sarma, yo can google this food and tradicion in Bosna is when muslims have muslim holiday Eid we make a lot of this tradicional foods and cakes
Just discovered this channel. Boris is charming AF. Subscribed.
The fact that he has a Russian Blue is amazing-
Boris: happy little accidents.
Me: Hardbass Slav painting when?
Boross
Boris Blyatross
*We
Holy blyat! @ArkySaw You are rigbt!
The Joy of Cyka
A Life of Boris video that's monetized...
*Impossible*
Not for long!
Me: *Ah shit, here we go again*
A Boris video montized
Gone reduced to atoms
Sorry comrad
How do you even find out if a video is monetized or not?
I appreciate how you have original content for over loads of years
Came here right after a certain bald New Yorker with a glorious beard made one
Heh. The two Big B's are quite the chefs! :D
Artyom is like: what the blyat is he doing up this late again
Boris: *THICCLAVA BLYAT*
"As hard as to find original youtube content creator after 4 years" RIP
Watching this video reminded my wife to add baking soda to the grocery list. Love your videos.
I cant explain how much i like this channel
No wonder comrade Boris is thicc boi, he always eat thicc food
lmao 😂😂😂
"Happy little accidents are always welcome"
Worker at Chernobyl:comrade what are you talking about
You are a freaking genius blyat
Bylat cyka
Blyat
I doubt the worker would be talking
Because this words owner is western spy, named is Bob Ross.
"and here i show you me tapping the glass so i look like i know what i'm talking about." mood
As someone with Bulgarian family I appreciate this attempt at Baklava, it isn't easy to make. My grandpa loves to make it for when me my family come and visit my grandparents.
'I have idea'
'I have solution'
Me: Svetlana?
*Boris brings Svetlana*
Me: YUP SVETLANA
f off
@@manarshammat3727 no you fuck off you fucking western spy
manar shammat
You don’t say “f off” to our Svetlana, spy!!!
Directly after he said I have no solution I knew that he was going to bring out svetlana
TheVoicelessGamer Glad to see I’m not the only one, Comrade
9:16
I love and appreciate Boris mocking the "BECAUSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA" meme
Lol yessss
Surprisingly you are still making original content and I love it.
This is the funniest baklava pronunciation I've ever heard.
Loved it!
American: Cuts lemon with knife.
Russian: *CUTS LEMON WITH SCISSORS.*
Disappointed Godzilla honestly I was expecting his axe, not dainty scissors lol.
Not just Russians. Bosnians too he heee ....aj jebem ti i cut myself
"I have solution, I HAVE RESOLUTION"
*brings Svetlanna*
NOT SVETLANNA, ITS *СВЕТЛАНА*
XanderX5
*”Boris approve!”*
This is why i love this Channel i was going around the internet looking for a baklava recipe and there was some Special cosmos dough but with Boris it's Just flour blin
You know it good recipe when.
Dough falls over spilled vodka*
"not intentional but happy little accident"
Bob Ross reference
3000 roubles is about $48
In other words, I must double Patreon support.
Again.
dude he said 3000 rubles and i asked my amazon echo to convert it to USD, and i fucking spit out my drink when it said 48$ US. Pistachios here in the US are still fuckin expensive, but goddamn, not that expensive. thats fucking insane
@@donovancook5350 Putinchik has 200 billion dollars and his henchmen are rich too,because they stole money and don't give anything to common people. Therefore,wages and salaries are so low and amount of taxes is crazy.Bribery is everywhere. Japan has no natural resources, but Japanese people live better than people of Russia.There were protests against oligarchs and violation of human rights in Moscow , you can google about them.
@Idero Shipper 48$ US for Pistachios is to much for any country, that's just insane
@@kuykasamjoktar6191 People in Japan don't care much about pistachos, they rather have sushi
63 cad
Heels on the ground : comrade found
Heels in the sky: Western spy
@Arootin Avakmian if I ever become a teacher I'll teach my students this
they no real friends, blyat, watch out, bratan.
@Big Boss vrod why are you friends with the spies?
Lichenstein
Greeks: baklava is ours
Turks who invented modern baklava before 1473: *peace was never an option*
Regardless of who made it, I think we can all agree...
...that “Baklava” is a more appetizing name for it than “Placenta Cake”.
@@IamBlackToast what???🤣
@@krh6239 Ancient Romans had a similar dish to baklava that they called Placenta Cake. Amusingly, the organ was actually named after the dish because of their similar shapes.
@@IamBlackToast baklava is turkish food.
@@Ana-mx8uv its ottoman not turkish or greek
it's always satisfying to hear "but blin it is good" from him
Boris, I'm not going to lie, as a single childless adult man, I was deathly afraid of the oven, but I think you've single handedly changed that.
*"I have idea."*
*"I HAVE SOLUTION."*
Where there's a Slav there's a way. 😅
Edit: спосибо Борис за лайк. 😅
Multitool
If you dont have an idea but a solution
Grab a sledgehammer
Sho us da wey
*We have solution*
Solution:
CYKA BLYAT
"That was easy"
It was at that moment he knew, he fucked up.
Love the start lol
This is kitchen of BORIS!!
2 liters of honey and 10k calories missing from the recipe.
*slow-mo on the butter fall*
I literally yelled " BLIN"
him: "...3 in the morning, at least it was not 4 in the morning"
me: *nervously glances at clock nearing 5*
its nice to see people enjoy the foods my country, turkey created ^^
The result:
*Baklava in a balaclava playing a balalaika on black lava.*
Indeed
Flowing into Lake Baikal
Black lada no lava
@@Plank-cn1we
Что-то не так в этом комментарии, товарищ.
Something wrong about your comment Comrade.
With Benny Lava
*sees Boris new upload*
me: *light clicking noises and a slouching back*
We Greeks enjoy baklava too and I think you did a great job for the first time! 😂👍
Hadi be ordan
I love how Boris cooks like a Neanderthal but all the food he makes looks good
"What the blyat have I done?"
Boris, 2019
WTB
Cousin Anatoli was thinking the same thing in 1986.
I MADE SOMETHING TOO BLYATIFULL
-Boris de SLAV king
if you think about it, hearing boris say that is kinda scary
I actually love this channel! Hope you are doing well and stay healthy so we can all enjoy your videos! :)
I LOVE THIS Channel CYKA
These videos make me soo calm and chill
I'm so glad I found this channel! ❤👌
"There is always some sneaky lemon hiding inside" True.
I mess up the like count 🙃
"Breathe on the Butter until it melts"
OMG,Im Dying 😂
Same😂
А ну, чики-брики и в дамки
please don't
KMS Prinz Eugen I love your name
@@andrewf6711 Thank you sir
6:30, there is no better sound in the world than a happy gopnik
way past bedtime and binge watching boris...