Chicken kotlet of Kiev - Cooking with Boris

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @breakfast3006
    @breakfast3006 4 года назад +8021

    “Ahh that’s strong”
    If Boris say is strong, it’s probably gasoline.

    • @scanbbb
      @scanbbb 4 года назад +114

      True

    • @thefricking5407
      @thefricking5407 4 года назад +133

      Gasoline is strong tbh

    • @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise
      @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise 4 года назад +214

      The Fricking gasoline is the skunk spray of the tastebuds, except instead of the cure being tomato sauce, the cure is laying down and excepting your death, if you’re a western spy, anyway.

    • @blacck0ut177
      @blacck0ut177 4 года назад +26

      Dungeons And Dumb Stupid Idiots I think even gas wouldn’t be strong to him

    • @breakfast3006
      @breakfast3006 4 года назад +57

      Blacck0ut17 he drinks the pure essence of creation and asks for another shot.

  • @floo1465
    @floo1465 4 года назад +3986

    when you said “add black powder for taste,” i added gunpowder and now i am a dragon, thank you boris

    • @xushandong9734
      @xushandong9734 3 года назад +111

      No blayt that was for Artyom to protect motherland.

    • @DragonguyA
      @DragonguyA 3 года назад +74

      The transformation pain is worth it, you get used to it anyway

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 3 года назад +20

      @@DragonguyA You guys need to go trough a transformation?

    • @astroyeast6220
      @astroyeast6220 3 года назад +13

      heh, the fools always mix the powders up.

    • @braydonrekart3265
      @braydonrekart3265 3 года назад +7

      helo dragon!!

  • @nicolairosenlund7286
    @nicolairosenlund7286 5 лет назад +3151

    "Artyom is looking around like is predators in house"
    *Vadim?*

    • @bertalanpollak6548
      @bertalanpollak6548 5 лет назад +35

      *OH NO BLYAD*

    • @ilosttehlegs4517
      @ilosttehlegs4517 5 лет назад +43

      *OI OI NOT VADIM BLYAT WHERE BABUSHKA’S PELMINATOR*

    • @vaporsouls6752
      @vaporsouls6752 5 лет назад +33

      *grabs kalash from closet*

    • @skope9066
      @skope9066 5 лет назад +25

      DAY 5:we are low on food,but still have lots of vodka and kvas,we havent found Vadyom but we can hear him.Artyom and me are waiting with kalash for predators.
      Boris out

    • @HorizonSniper__
      @HorizonSniper__ 5 лет назад +2

      Ой,сука,это Вадим! АРТЕМ, БЛЯДЬ ТАЩИ РПГ - 7 !!!
      *Выхватывает калаш из кармана и надевает на него штык - нож

  • @juliandavis1696
    @juliandavis1696 2 года назад +292

    I know no-one will see this, but I've watched this many times since it came out, but never made it. I filed it away with all the recipes I thought I wasnt skilled enough to make. Its been 3 or so years since this video came out, and for dinner tonight I made chicken kiev for my family.
    I can't describe how proud I was when they said it was delicious. Everyone had seconds. I used to fuck up making ramen noodles and had to ask my mom to do it for me. Now I'm making gourmet food and work at a restaurant.
    Thank you Boris. For teaching me nothing is impossible.

    • @engineergaming3
      @engineergaming3 2 года назад +15

      engineer gaming

    • @thermalkermit5864
      @thermalkermit5864 Год назад +8

      wholesome

    • @Vynirian
      @Vynirian Год назад +11

      You love to see it. Good shit, gamer.

    • @josephbotswana
      @josephbotswana Год назад +9

      Hey man, I’m proud of ya for improving your cooking so much! It always feel so good when you can make something from scratch, and I’m glad you can do it now. Good luck in your future cooking!

    • @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent
      @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent Год назад +1

      nicaragua gaming

  • @TheDeath0fDucks
    @TheDeath0fDucks 4 года назад +2727

    "Artyom looking around like is predators in house..."
    "V a d i m?"

    • @bilasmaharana2080
      @bilasmaharana2080 4 года назад +15

      why do you have liek 200 likes but no coomments blyat

    • @Zanxiguess
      @Zanxiguess 4 года назад +30

      A Y B L I N

    • @kami-kun_va
      @kami-kun_va 4 года назад +13

      VADIM BLYAD

    • @Ranzord95
      @Ranzord95 3 года назад +8

      _CAT ACCELERATING_

    • @mtwight9436
      @mtwight9436 3 года назад +7

      Vadim: Ay blyat! *jumps out of the window

  • @blueshell292
    @blueshell292 5 лет назад +3064

    "Svetlana has been waiting.
    Oy, what a nice bush you have.“
    *BORIS*

    • @serbiamp4
      @serbiamp4 5 лет назад +181

      *Lenny face* "Svetlana why you so dirty?"

    • @tonim4a197
      @tonim4a197 5 лет назад +12

      @@serbiamp4
      °°

    • @serbiamp4
      @serbiamp4 5 лет назад +94

      we might get some r34 of boris and svetlana

    • @catmintmoon
      @catmintmoon 5 лет назад +15

      @@serbiamp4 wAit

    • @serbiamp4
      @serbiamp4 5 лет назад +7

      @@catmintmoon jeje boi

  • @xymare1748
    @xymare1748 5 лет назад +5733

    "There is nothing better than having a breast in your hand"
    -Boris 2019

    • @datshotgun5795
      @datshotgun5795 5 лет назад +244

      There really isnt anything better blin

    • @dc1939
      @dc1939 5 лет назад +449

      'or maybe two!'

    • @GECKOZFTW
      @GECKOZFTW 5 лет назад +90

      I mean you can't argue with that

    • @Paper7144
      @Paper7144 5 лет назад +61

      N O T T H A T K I N D O F H E N T A I

    • @blacknote6945
      @blacknote6945 5 лет назад +13

      MHMM

  • @AdikTheOne
    @AdikTheOne 3 года назад +2665

    Still to this day, i can't find any "Butter Hah" in any grocery store that i visit.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +6926

    You better watch out Gordon Ramsay, there’s a new sheriff in town.

  • @placebo4815
    @placebo4815 5 лет назад +3198

    Boris: hahaha Artyom looking around like is predators in house.
    *Boris thinks heavily*
    Boris: *Vadim?*

    • @skylark306
      @skylark306 5 лет назад +51

      8:25
      All the Vladimirs in the chat:
      *Heavy sweatin*

    • @Penibecool
      @Penibecool 4 года назад +27

      @@skylark306 he said Vadim not Vladimir . VADIM BLYAT

    • @laksamanasuhendra5868
      @laksamanasuhendra5868 4 года назад +4

      Vadim?

    • @luna_belle5029
      @luna_belle5029 4 года назад +9

      I love that Boris finds Artyom's every action revolutionary. This is the proper way to regard our four- legged friends.

    • @MistaE
      @MistaE 4 года назад +5

      MY FAVORITE PART OF THE VIDEO😂😂

  • @iiSmexyMattX
    @iiSmexyMattX 5 лет назад +1593

    Dear Boris, I lost my babushka years ago and I do not have one to teach me recipes. Teach me to make more recipes to make babushka proud.

    • @millbrick
      @millbrick 5 лет назад +82

      this is so sad ivan play red rouble

    • @violetrose415
      @violetrose415 5 лет назад +20

      How can a milk store have a babushka?

    • @Seytrobeats
      @Seytrobeats 5 лет назад +18

      Poor comrade

    • @maggot9572
      @maggot9572 5 лет назад +26

      @@violetrose415 babushka is dairy farm of course!

    • @wyom2838
      @wyom2838 5 лет назад +20

      Boris is the only babushka we need

  • @giancarlo1822
    @giancarlo1822 3 года назад +1266

    There is such a stark difference between Boris’s and Babish’s cooking styles for the same dish

    • @KyunChan93
      @KyunChan93 3 года назад +170

      Boris has such chaotic energy while he’s cooking that I live for

    • @Legallyblindart
      @Legallyblindart 3 года назад +80

      So I’m not the only one here after watching Babish...

    • @tonyfournier1950
      @tonyfournier1950 2 года назад +7

      looks the same to me

    • @NetRolller3D
      @NetRolller3D 2 года назад +45

      Binging with Babushka

    • @sarahmellinger3335
      @sarahmellinger3335 2 года назад +5

      @@nesamdoom how to basic is predictable they always cook with egg

  • @Ranpo9810
    @Ranpo9810 5 лет назад +358

    He protec
    He atacc
    But most importantly
    He comrade kat

  • @akiyamach
    @akiyamach 5 лет назад +296

    I'm a simple man. I see a Boris video, I click the like button.
    *And insides, green as reactor 4.*

    • @sniperely7915
      @sniperely7915 5 лет назад +11

      Svetlana beeting his meat xD inside joke too
      Or the gopnik swiss knife (a big axe)

    • @Bruce516
      @Bruce516 5 лет назад

      Gopnik Butterknife comrade.

    • @sniperely7915
      @sniperely7915 5 лет назад

      @@Bruce516 right... bayonet is the multi tool

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 5 лет назад +706

    5:35 *Cat Accelerating
    I'm still laughing at that. Cats on wood floors is always a funny noise.

    • @haileyh243
      @haileyh243 4 года назад +9

      I'm laughing really hard at just the words, and the noise.

    • @steinsschrodinger8688
      @steinsschrodinger8688 4 года назад +4

      Haha i can imagine that
      Its really funny 🤣

    • @kingcp0878
      @kingcp0878 4 года назад +1

      Acura TL GTLM my new house was renovated and covered with wooden floors lol

    • @ryang1591
      @ryang1591 4 года назад +1

      I got wooden and tile in my house. 4 cats when they freakout randomly I laugh my ass off just burnouts everywhere.

    • @jimmyzante2836
      @jimmyzante2836 4 года назад +1

      "I don't know what fuel he's running on,but I sure want some!"

  • @argonian9440
    @argonian9440 3 года назад +590

    Everyone: butter
    Boris: Compressed cow juice.

    • @alejandroangulo327
      @alejandroangulo327 3 года назад +5

      Cocina Bruta
      Thus channel makes up these names or like such for simple ingredients...
      Like olive juice or pork asscheek processed
      Tho is spanish... argentinian tho

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 года назад +1

      @@alejandroangulo327 Hm, ok. That sounds pretty neat; I may have to check that out sometime despite not knowing Portuguese

  • @dividale2821
    @dividale2821 4 года назад +890

    Alternative title: Cooking chicken kotlet but Boris gets progressively drunker

    • @yourfriend8052
      @yourfriend8052 4 года назад +37

      Kvass contain very little alcohol, only about 1.5%. You have drink 2 bottle to get “tipsy”.

    • @bababooey1215
      @bababooey1215 4 года назад +37

      @@yourfriend8052 yeah but he did like 4 shots of vodka throughout the video too lol

    • @blockofcheese3606
      @blockofcheese3606 4 года назад +9

      Leia Organa nah he Made itself and let it sit a long time now it have around 8% lots of yeast

    • @blockofcheese3606
      @blockofcheese3606 4 года назад +8

      Finn Gilmartin and a huge shot after forming chicken bell

    • @EJDoesEverythingBetter
      @EJDoesEverythingBetter 4 года назад +13

      He makes his kvass extra strong, meaning he lets it ferment a long time. Those shots were upwards of wine percentage

  • @oldrando4674
    @oldrando4674 5 лет назад +86

    Ah chicken Kiev, I remember when I was a child and sitting down with my family to eat this wonderful dish and it was the perfect cure for my bad days, brings back memories.

  • @neat4373
    @neat4373 5 лет назад +1483

    His cooking videos always go as follows:
    Okay he's just meming
    wait...
    Is this actually a recipe?
    Oh my god this is actually a recipe!
    Oh that looks amazing....

    • @patrickpakpahan
      @patrickpakpahan 5 лет назад +85

      Its like how to basic but actually make something good

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 5 лет назад +6

      Patrick Pakpahan How to basic also made chicken Kiev and was very similar till about 2:32

    • @dankovac1609
      @dankovac1609 5 лет назад +16

      I don't know if you're a slav, and if you're not maybe that's why you don't understand lol
      Im from Croatia and all these slavic memes he does are actually relatable to me
      Idk just wanna say im a proud slav

    • @stevenbotwin
      @stevenbotwin 5 лет назад +2

      Brenden Scheuble this is a cooking channel, duh. Ordinary Slav cooking channel.
      I was trying to pick an emoji for my messages, but I didn’t. Cuz Slavs doesn’t do emotions.

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 5 лет назад +1

      You forgot:
      Oh wow, this actually tastes good.

  • @Sirbacon98
    @Sirbacon98 2 года назад +55

    So I have watched this video a dozen times since it came out, but never had the nerves to do any of your recipes because I never trusted myself enough to do it, will probably taste like Chernobyl rainwater, I thought.
    But then I recently met this lithuanian guy in a random night in Team Fortress 2, he was drinking while playing and invited me to do the same, he's an awesome guy.
    For Christmas I was thinking on cooking something, and asked him for Slav recipes, and he sent your video.
    It took me a random drunk lithuanian guy to encourage me to cook this, and I just did. And it tastes LIKE HEAVEN! It actually is the best stuff I have ever cooked!
    So thank you, Boris, for this recipe, and thank you Lithuanian buddy for making me do it. Love from Brazil.

  • @adityatiwari306
    @adityatiwari306 5 лет назад +953

    Others: deep fried chicken wrapped in butter
    Boris: deep fried butter wrapped in chicken

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 5 лет назад +31

      That's... What? How would you even wrap something in butter...

    • @itsMelonPVP
      @itsMelonPVP 5 лет назад +24

      ccggenius12 spread butter around it?

    • @verychristianboi3584
      @verychristianboi3584 5 лет назад +34

      In russia you dont wrap butter the butter wraps you

    • @ninjacell2999
      @ninjacell2999 5 лет назад +2

      to be fair the butter is on the inside

  • @EnbyKing666
    @EnbyKing666 5 лет назад +1970

    Boris: “Hmm The black and white aren’t mixing. Strange.”
    Me: *coughs and chokes on Canadian coffee*

    • @deathsoul2059
      @deathsoul2059 5 лет назад +82

      _Strange_

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 5 лет назад +45

      Don’t choke on the Timbits.

    • @NecAngelus
      @NecAngelus 5 лет назад +38

      He said its not racist, he doesnt joke about that shit

    • @skooter21108
      @skooter21108 5 лет назад +54

      @Irish Potato Its called a joke, ya know because the black and white crumbs didn't mix in a similar way black and white people don't always mix. Are you really so dense you couldn't pick up on that and thought he was serious? ffs... smh

    • @drinkwater247
      @drinkwater247 5 лет назад +36

      black or white, it doesn't matter *SLAV ALWAYS COMES OUT ON TOP*

  • @peachblossom1313
    @peachblossom1313 5 лет назад +467

    "But AHA! guest ingredient!"
    *YEETS GARLIC INTO FRAME*

    • @magithesoysauce1567
      @magithesoysauce1567 5 лет назад +3

      *_Y E E T U S D E L E T U S_*

    • @nikolai4874
      @nikolai4874 4 года назад +2

      @James Barela T H A T O N E C L O V E T H A T D I S S A P E A R E D

    • @Balintiguess
      @Balintiguess 4 года назад +2

      *F U C K I N G Y E E T*

  • @EmptyCheetosBag
    @EmptyCheetosBag 2 года назад +273

    How ironic of youtube to recommend me this now. Hope youre doing well Boris, stay safe.

    • @dmenor11ification
      @dmenor11ification 2 года назад +19

      Thankfully he's neither in Russia nor Ukraine now.

    • @EmptyCheetosBag
      @EmptyCheetosBag 2 года назад +5

      @@dmenor11ification 🙏🗿

    • @toilet_cleaner_man
      @toilet_cleaner_man 2 года назад +17

      @@dmenor11ification he is sitting in limbo within Estonia, safe for now, but that could change if Ukraine falls.

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 2 года назад +7

      @@toilet_cleaner_man Isn't that just where he lives? He doesn't really talk about it but I looked it up wayyy before the war started and it said Estonia. I think that's just his home.

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 2 года назад +1

      @@toilet_cleaner_man Hey I used to go by that name, it's Brayden backwards. What are the odds?

  • @iridiumSerpent
    @iridiumSerpent 4 года назад +2106

    "the white and black aren't mixing, strange"
    tHAT SENT ME

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 4 года назад +220

      “The black and white are not mixing,strange.”
      -America before 1920-ish

    • @malwarev
      @malwarev 4 года назад +101

      @@pandoratheclay america before 2069*

    • @johanmikkael6903
      @johanmikkael6903 4 года назад +113

      Based and Redpilled.

    • @shereehi5539
      @shereehi5539 4 года назад +13

      Racists

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 4 года назад +61

      @@shereehi5539 are we tho

  • @remidickinson2498
    @remidickinson2498 5 лет назад +259

    Eh Boris, when you teach us how to dance hardbass?

  • @chad6700
    @chad6700 5 лет назад +628

    start selling butter with a sticker that says "Butter, Hah!"

  • @LuminaryCursorem
    @LuminaryCursorem 3 года назад +21

    I literally just made and ate this recipe. I dont have words except how divine it truly taste. Probably the most fattening thing I've ever made as well.
    I implore everyone to make this dish!

  • @brunobucciarati1932
    @brunobucciarati1932 5 лет назад +258

    This man never fails to bring the A+ content

  • @polecat3959
    @polecat3959 5 лет назад +238

    *casually downs 12+ hard kvass shots*
    *Pulls out sledgehammer*
    *Slavic-ly*
    "Let's cook"

  • @Penibecool
    @Penibecool 4 года назад +293

    "What have I done... ah yes chicken Kiev"
    I'm dead

  • @twentytwo138
    @twentytwo138 4 года назад +42

    One trick i learned while working in the kitchen.. Instead of using the 'flour - eggs - bread crumbs' technique, combine the flour and eggs together and add some milk, mix until the consistency is like yogurt. Then you can dip the meat in the mixture, drain the excess and transfer directly into bread crumbs, submerge completely and press from all sides.
    Not the original recipe but the result is the same, only better. The milk doesn't change the taste, the crust doesn't become soggy and doesn't crumble apart, it stays compact, crispy from outside and soft from inside. It's much faster and easier to prepare this way, less bowls and less mess... And you can easily double dip and repeat the process if you like a fat crust, although 1 layer should be already enough.

  • @3mar00ss6
    @3mar00ss6 5 лет назад +278

    America: puts oil and grease in every thing
    Russia: *HOLD MY KVASS*

    • @illarebro2953
      @illarebro2953 5 лет назад +17

      Russia? Kotleta of *Kiev*

    • @julian23561
      @julian23561 5 лет назад +15

      you said oil in comment.
      SECURE THE AREA, LIBERATE THE PEOPLE, GRANT THEM *FREEDOM*

    • @julian23561
      @julian23561 5 лет назад +5

      @Gaming Dude what did you say?
      GAMING DUDE HAS OIL, SEND IN THE TANKS!

    • @Tstahl962
      @Tstahl962 5 лет назад +4

      @@julian23561 I diagnose your country with terror

    • @ГригорийШумков-ш9з
      @ГригорийШумков-ш9з 5 лет назад

      @@illarebro2953 when they came up with a recipe - Kiev was Russian

  • @blazen7
    @blazen7 5 лет назад +584

    Instruction unclear. Ends up with vodka filled with chicken.
    Edit : Blin, Thanks for all the Cheeki Breeki.

    • @90maducc
      @90maducc 5 лет назад +25

      That is as Slav as you can get you blin. Be proud.

    • @ilickyourtoesatnight9535
      @ilickyourtoesatnight9535 5 лет назад +8

      Blazen 7 I ended up getting my dick stuck in a mayonnaise jar full of vodka and chicken

    • @sergeyarkhipov781
      @sergeyarkhipov781 5 лет назад +2

      @@90maducc That's desired result ;-)

    • @vanillaicecream2385
      @vanillaicecream2385 5 лет назад +6

      he forgot bay leaf im very sad

    • @akiyamach
      @akiyamach 5 лет назад +5

      I think you mean instructions nuclear.

  • @ferdo5947
    @ferdo5947 5 лет назад +255

    Other Slavs: HARD BASS
    Boris: *HARD KVASS*

  • @mynaemsophie
    @mynaemsophie 4 года назад +146

    "What have i done..."
    "Oh yes, Chicken Kiev."
    nice one, boris.
    nice one.

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 3 года назад

      I don't get it?

    • @mynaemsophie
      @mynaemsophie 3 года назад +1

      @@hajidle i dont get it either but its an anti-joke
      so funny haha

  • @doctorgaming8791
    @doctorgaming8791 5 лет назад +123

    Komrad cat was enjoying his food so much he thought he teleported into the metro.

  • @Aegorn
    @Aegorn 5 лет назад +116

    "To kotlet or not to kotlet ist that slavic"- Comrade Boris

  • @AyyHotDogS
    @AyyHotDogS 5 лет назад +410

    But Boris , where can we get "Butter Hah!" ?

  • @Superbouncybubble
    @Superbouncybubble 4 месяца назад +2

    Greetings from the american south! I made this tonight guided by my slav ancestry. Im drunk as a skunk but my guests were suitably impressed by the meal so I will call it another boris success :)

  • @thexpert7378
    @thexpert7378 5 лет назад +711

    No, I didn't kidnap Anatoli. I don't know what he does tied up in my basement.

    • @sergeyarkhipov781
      @sergeyarkhipov781 5 лет назад +15

      Как это могло произойти блядь!?

    • @XamiNaxamis
      @XamiNaxamis 5 лет назад +34

      Hes looking for some kinky shit from you

    • @rafaelcompassi
      @rafaelcompassi 5 лет назад +12

      "Cooking sausage western way". Is Vadim a western spy, Boris?

    • @basrengangetch.2042
      @basrengangetch.2042 5 лет назад +11

      Absolute debil

    • @datshotgun5795
      @datshotgun5795 5 лет назад +11

      Ay blyat I will call the gopnik army, rescue division

  • @metalgoby6390
    @metalgoby6390 5 лет назад +204

    This is going to be the hardest part
    *sips vodka*
    AND HERE IS THE EASY PART
    xD

  • @ohhellno7437
    @ohhellno7437 4 года назад +661

    "There is no better feeling than the breast in your hand." "Oy, what a nice bush you have.“ LOL

    • @RRJOfficial
      @RRJOfficial 4 года назад +10

      Had to watch the video multiple times to find that nice bush part, so sneaky joke:D

    • @8.4_litre_V10
      @8.4_litre_V10 4 года назад +2

      That fact ur comment is 9 months old just fits the bill.

    • @miyojewoltsnasonth2159
      @miyojewoltsnasonth2159 4 года назад +1

      6:08

  • @juggliuk_3195
    @juggliuk_3195 4 года назад +45

    despite the funny russian meme and constant use of sense of humor, this is actually a good cooking channel, some of the recipes are something i want to try

    • @thatsalt1560
      @thatsalt1560 3 года назад +3

      I have tried them. They're real and they're good.

  • @suspostor1257
    @suspostor1257 5 лет назад +508

    5:35 **cat accelerating** 😂

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 5 лет назад +8

      That further extended my laugh fit from the large breast part

    • @mateuszodrzywoek8658
      @mateuszodrzywoek8658 5 лет назад

      @@johngancarcik5682 what about the mixing the egg produce

    • @kittyfox2o441
      @kittyfox2o441 5 лет назад

      *69 likes*

    • @probablylucky6671
      @probablylucky6671 5 лет назад +2

      @@johngancarcik5682 "I have to admit, there is nothing like *feeling the breast in your h-"*

  • @bromisovalum8417
    @bromisovalum8417 4 года назад +39

    I love this channel. Normally I'm sick and tired of cooking channels and TV shows, but I can't get enough of this one.

  • @wingsty6262
    @wingsty6262 5 лет назад +128

    Ha Ha my babushka made this back when i was a little kid. Such good memories.

    • @pekion6588
      @pekion6588 5 лет назад

      We now have proof Boris is western spy

    • @latvia1
      @latvia1 5 лет назад +4

      *our babushka

  • @fonty2222
    @fonty2222 3 года назад +19

    I am admittedly smugly pleased that this video has three times the views of Binging with Babish's Chicken Kiev video. It takes a true Slav to make true Kotlet.

  • @pablochicome9010
    @pablochicome9010 5 лет назад +157

    I would watch the Boris even if he was just boiling potatoes

  • @williamli0722
    @williamli0722 5 лет назад +94

    “Why so much onion Mister Boris?”
    Boris: “western spy”
    Lol

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm 5 лет назад +94

    5:52 That is the most fatherly wholesome laugh I ever heard! I love it :D

  • @jsrdvt
    @jsrdvt 3 года назад +7

    BORIS BLYAT YOU'RE MY SAVIOR
    I have to cook for family dinner and I said "oy me make chicken kiev" now I have found this video so thanking so much you beautiful slav.

  • @candypop217
    @candypop217 4 года назад +547

    Boris to Svetlana: *What a nice bush you have!*
    DEMONETISED

    • @user-np9nx3fc1k
      @user-np9nx3fc1k 4 года назад +12

      😂😂 isee what you talking about

    • @cheemsdog7662
      @cheemsdog7662 4 года назад +40

      7:11 svetlana why you so dirty
      youtube: AAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @PexiTheBuilder
      @PexiTheBuilder 4 года назад +28

      In Finnish TV-news after some news about bushes
      Man anchor: "So, is your bush trimmed?"
      Woman anchor: *looks down, say nothing*

    • @jimmyzante2836
      @jimmyzante2836 4 года назад +10

      @@cheemsdog7662 *OOF SIZE LARGE*

    • @PexiTheBuilder
      @PexiTheBuilder 4 года назад +5

      @patrick howard clip doesn't include news part, but probably trimming bushes to sculptures.

  • @benvierrisidu8248
    @benvierrisidu8248 5 лет назад +129

    *First time in the history of RUclips Channel , Boris used chicken instead of pork and beef !*

  • @NurseAkali
    @NurseAkali 5 лет назад +214

    Boris, the only human on Earth that has a flip phone in 2019.
    That's a slav level us mortals cannot imagine.

    • @entorid6902
      @entorid6902 5 лет назад +1

      my friend bought same phone couple of months ago :D
      Later he regretted SOO bad that he just gave away his old smartphone :DD

    • @krysler1490
      @krysler1490 5 лет назад +1

      My dad has one

    • @lakshmisubhash462
      @lakshmisubhash462 5 лет назад

      I have one..

    • @kaiseranthony842
      @kaiseranthony842 5 лет назад

      My 60 year old dad has one

    • @MangoJam420
      @MangoJam420 5 лет назад +3

      Hey, don't be making fun of flip phones. Maybe in year 2020 every cool kid will have a slick Motorola flip. I read online that all the popular smartphone companies are cooking up their new flip phones. I don't know why would they make them in this day in age though. I guess there is nothing else that can be done to a phone anymore so they just wanna make something nostalgic. People love nostalgic even if it's not good so it'll sell well. Nintendo cough, switch cough...

  • @RoxYgen03
    @RoxYgen03 2 года назад +16

    Today I make chicken Kiev. I hope you and yours are staying safe. I love you Boris. 💜

  • @stalker4474
    @stalker4474 5 лет назад +312

    Soviet chef preparing meals for Stalin's breakfast
    (Circa, 1945, colorized)

    • @xr-nm4nb
      @xr-nm4nb 5 лет назад +10

      Sniper Stalker he was later executed for treason Stalin does not like kotlet

  • @NatilCort
    @NatilCort 4 года назад +213

    Boris: drinks every 2 minutes
    (11 minutes later)
    Boris: And finally we did it commrades! Mm tastes good, so good, EvEryTHiNg *GooD*

    • @yldmeme5500
      @yldmeme5500 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 4 года назад +1

      EVERYTHING IS GORGEOUS
      YEA VODKAAAHH!!!!

    • @egonieser
      @egonieser 3 года назад +2

      Kvass is not alcoholic, but the "extra strong" one with added vodka is, however xD
      I miss Kvass, it's the traditional drink of my home country aswell. It's made basically the same as beer minus the alcohol long before non-alcoholic beers were a thing. It tastes so damn nice. Malty. Sweet. Like a mixture of mead and beer.

  • @Ratih1945
    @Ratih1945 5 лет назад +214

    Wait, that WeSlav Cutting Board is legit?
    Boi now i have reason to get my own credit card right now

    • @pjele5248
      @pjele5248 5 лет назад

      Yep

    • @matheff71
      @matheff71 5 лет назад +6

      Eh, it's too small for real cooking. Better get something heavier and twice the size.

    • @Woodrow512
      @Woodrow512 5 лет назад

      @@matheff71 depends on how many people youre cooking for, in my case it wouldnt do, I cook for a family of 6, but if youre cooking for only you and maybe someone else, its pretty legit

    • @akistee
      @akistee 5 лет назад

      @@matheff71 But does it have shot glass holders though?

    • @mudsludge
      @mudsludge 5 лет назад

      Mateusz Piotrowski ikr, should've made bigger cutting board with more shot glass holders

  • @acecadet2587
    @acecadet2587 3 года назад +213

    "'Why too much onion into soup Mr. Boris.' *SNORT* Western spy."
    The only appropriate response to any complaints about the amount of garlic in anything

    • @trentlindsey7401
      @trentlindsey7401 3 года назад +3

      What about if people say there isnt enough?

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 3 года назад +5

      @@trentlindsey7401 Be wary - they may be particularly well-trained Western spies.

    • @nasuegaming1255
      @nasuegaming1255 3 года назад

      @@trentlindsey7401 wait are you a western spy. What's the capital of the USA? (To prove your not)

    • @fredmedrano6584
      @fredmedrano6584 3 года назад

      @@nasuegaming1255 new york

    • @nasuegaming1255
      @nasuegaming1255 3 года назад

      @@fredmedrano6584 western spy!

  • @natsuhappy999
    @natsuhappy999 5 лет назад +68

    Took me a second, but that "Deep fried butter, wrapped in chicken" simultaneously made me choke on my
    food and blow my mind at the same time.

  • @mod.ts76
    @mod.ts76 5 лет назад +161

    But Boris, where is the bay leaf?

    • @bigjoesrestaurantofmacachi4053
      @bigjoesrestaurantofmacachi4053 5 лет назад

      Takeshi Nakazato he flicked it off when he started to eat it

    • @nicolasaeilkema1349
      @nicolasaeilkema1349 5 лет назад +4

      That was parsley, not bay leaf...
      Traitor of motherland reported to НКВД.

    • @ksi3822
      @ksi3822 5 лет назад

      Only true slavs could see it

    • @bigjoesrestaurantofmacachi4053
      @bigjoesrestaurantofmacachi4053 5 лет назад

      nicolasaeilkema 05 ты дурак, как ты не увидел лавровый лист, и как ты смеешь сообщать о своем командире! Вас отправят в ГУЛАГ немедленно! ty durak, kak ty ne uvidel lavrovyy list, i kak ty smeyesh' soobshchat' o svoyem komandire! Vas otpravyat v GULAG nemedlenno!

  • @xm1193
    @xm1193 5 лет назад +37

    Look at Artyom!! He got so big!! Like big Slav panther!!

  • @pawsofbalance1824
    @pawsofbalance1824 2 года назад +7

    Looks so delicious, just like every other dish cooked by Boris. We are lucky to have these useful and funny videos. Greetings from Finland.

  • @chibichan7969
    @chibichan7969 5 лет назад +2519

    Top 10 cooks Gordon Ramsay is to afraid to battle
    edit: thank you all guys these are the most likes i have gotton on a comment ever int just 2 days

    • @dnk6505
      @dnk6505 5 лет назад +16

      Why would gordan Ramsey feel convenient going agansed boris bylat

    • @antonioussykas4140
      @antonioussykas4140 5 лет назад +37

      THIS MAYONNAISE IS RAW!

    • @bcrandomxson5974
      @bcrandomxson5974 5 лет назад

      280

    • @Hmfuck
      @Hmfuck 5 лет назад +5

      Or Svetlava @BLIN

    • @nicholasromanov4447
      @nicholasromanov4447 5 лет назад +13

      Gordon Ramsay would turn into Гордон after getting tips from Boris.

  • @Robb1977
    @Robb1977 5 лет назад +97

    6:42 eggs reward you for breaking open with one hand by smiling back at you.

  • @Kingofgondor34634
    @Kingofgondor34634 5 лет назад +256

    I can't stop laughing
    These videos are educational and funny

  • @gabrielmedeiros4916
    @gabrielmedeiros4916 4 года назад +69

    Meanwhile, Artyom is searching for predators inside Boris' house...
    Boris: "Vadim?"
    For the all mighty Artyom, Vadim isn't a predator, he's PREY!

  • @annemarie8493
    @annemarie8493 5 лет назад +223

    4:25 Now I understand why you don't have time to upload more often! 😘

    • @jamesramirez85
      @jamesramirez85 5 лет назад +41

      So we are not the only 2 milion lovers of boris?!!? Blyat......

    • @dunrossb
      @dunrossb 5 лет назад +58

      Boris getting some cheeki breeki

    • @alexbanu5621
      @alexbanu5621 5 лет назад +7

      @@dunrossb lol

    • @ceiling771
      @ceiling771 5 лет назад +14

      ikr yummy pickles

    • @annemarie8493
      @annemarie8493 5 лет назад +21

      LOL Boris proudly presents:
      Miss Oksana PickleHand!
      I'm happy for him! Only hoping she wants to share. OUR slav king 😍

  • @vietbongsoulja
    @vietbongsoulja 5 лет назад +1110

    "The black and white arent mixing, S T R A N G E."
    Shoutout to the 50's man.

  • @itsHanibee
    @itsHanibee 2 года назад +24

    stay safe boris, we miss you already ❤️

  • @GeoSebastians
    @GeoSebastians 3 года назад +2

    This is the kinda content I've grown to appreciate from Boris! Thank you very much for giving us this for practically free.
    And I really think I should try this at home. Really inspired by your cooking.

  • @ceoofbaseddepartment5670
    @ceoofbaseddepartment5670 5 лет назад +347

    I watched in 144p for the full slav experience😁

    • @NazwaBricksZajeta
      @NazwaBricksZajeta 5 лет назад +28

      depends on which slav country you're talking here my dear gopnik, Poles have access to fiber internet for like a 10 years now

    • @cekpi7
      @cekpi7 5 лет назад +18

      @@NazwaBricksZajeta But fiber internet won't make my pentium 4 play HD video :D

    • @aleksander3873
      @aleksander3873 5 лет назад +3

      Spoderman4 ey kamrad poland it pathetic not slav

    • @xdango2799
      @xdango2799 5 лет назад +9

      Poland not slav? You're kidding me comerade. We have everything a true slav needs.

    • @stephmaccormick3195
      @stephmaccormick3195 5 лет назад +5

      @@NazwaBricksZajeta you have 0% sense of humor.

  • @user-zy4kp9xp5s
    @user-zy4kp9xp5s 5 лет назад +47

    2 days later komrade kat is going to be eating burnt chicken off the ceiling, calling it now

  • @jakecarroll9500
    @jakecarroll9500 5 лет назад +26

    "IS BUTTER HAH!!!"
    Oh Boris, I love your humor.

  • @demilung
    @demilung 2 года назад +6

    Chicken Kiev is one of my favorite dishes to order at a restaurant. Not only do I love it, but you can really judge the quality of the restaurant by it, since there are several steps which they can do poorly by being lazy - using minced meat instead of fillet, simply adding herbs and butter instead of making and re-freezing the mixture, not bothering with shaping the butter mixture, etc.
    Also I really recommend using white breadcrumbs for your first time and not using any strong sause, like mayonnaise. Also the perfect side for the Chicken Kiev is mashed potatoes, since you can mix mash with the melted butter.

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification 5 лет назад +71

    Deep fried butter wrapped in chicken.
    American spy, take note.

  • @lyohi8807
    @lyohi8807 5 лет назад +179

    "Svetelana is dirty"
    This night will be freaking cheeki breeki.

    • @nikk1021
      @nikk1021 5 лет назад +8

      I think you mean Freeki Cheeki Breeki

    • @omegaonthefly1977
      @omegaonthefly1977 4 года назад +3

      Considering an implied cameo by his devochka, that night was very likely some very freeki cheeki breeki

    • @emperorcyber509
      @emperorcyber509 4 года назад

      what does that term mean?

    • @omegaonthefly1977
      @omegaonthefly1977 4 года назад

      @@emperorcyber509 His "girl"

    • @chelXoposh1
      @chelXoposh1 4 года назад

      Svetlana*

  • @richarddelahaye7031
    @richarddelahaye7031 5 лет назад +11

    Hello Boris thank you for brining out more amazing content keep up the brilliant work and stay cheeki breeki

  • @Dondlo46
    @Dondlo46 2 года назад +43

    7:40 that's a.. that's... a bit relatable isn't it?

    • @Taalul
      @Taalul 2 года назад +3

      r/agedlikemilk

    • @Taalul
      @Taalul 2 года назад +1

      It really aged badly that sentence

  • @tom1038
    @tom1038 5 лет назад +109

    I want a gif with "but no, it's butter HAH" and Boris that slams butter on cutting board

    • @theonewhocheekibreeki8963
      @theonewhocheekibreeki8963 4 года назад

      Here go on computer put on this video. 1go to url and type gif in front of the words youtube 2press enter and use the editor to clip that part of the video. 3download the mp4

  • @MonocledTree997
    @MonocledTree997 5 лет назад +25

    Boris sounds so cute when he says Mama

  • @Weeboslav
    @Weeboslav 4 года назад +43

    I'm getting the feeling that hardest part of this video was staying sober...

  • @afm571
    @afm571 2 года назад +12

    Love you from Texas buddy. Hope you are doing well, I know this has been hard on you,

  • @ProfGop
    @ProfGop 5 лет назад +238

    ahh cant wait to go to Kiev again
    *approved by Professional Gopnik*

    • @silyima
      @silyima 5 лет назад +10

      When a professional gopnik comment has no replies and likes
      Everone: wait that's illegal cyka

    • @youette7002
      @youette7002 5 лет назад +2

      Ooooh my gopnik friend just commented

    • @4ejlobek913
      @4ejlobek913 5 лет назад

      Kiev is a blyatiful city.

    • @idontevenknow8024
      @idontevenknow8024 5 лет назад

      Is Boris from Київ?

    • @4ejlobek913
      @4ejlobek913 5 лет назад

      @@idontevenknow8024 from Moscow

  • @jaredmichaels1263
    @jaredmichaels1263 5 лет назад +5

    Boris has taught how to cook better than my “Foods and Nutrition” teacher can ever hope to

  • @buttonsmasher1072
    @buttonsmasher1072 5 лет назад +20

    That chernobyle' river and perfect crust actually looks pretty tasty...

  • @laurencecrisostomo9451
    @laurencecrisostomo9451 4 года назад +2

    I love it that even how messy the preparation was, the final productturned out to be fantastic.

  • @swine13
    @swine13 5 лет назад +8

    Cheeki breeki I'm so glad you kept making cooking videos. I love your gaming stuff but davai this is the true magic.
    Babushka would be proud

  • @payutphanudom
    @payutphanudom 5 лет назад +22

    Finally a cooking show

  • @comradechris7975
    @comradechris7975 5 лет назад +307

    Soon Artyom will be big and strong enough to take on debil Vadim and western spies

  • @alexmassimo9131
    @alexmassimo9131 2 года назад +1

    I appreciate the quality and the knowledge that went into it. Of course you can keep doing whatever you want, no need to satisfy anyone. Have good day!

  • @masteryoda6827
    @masteryoda6827 5 лет назад +1022

    Instructions are not clear enough
    Accidentally re-united the USSR

  • @paprikaboi8398
    @paprikaboi8398 3 года назад +6

    Made it. Propably the best thing i have ever eaten, i almost cried from happiness after the first bite.
    Also, i no longer feel cold.

  • @darrelarno9151
    @darrelarno9151 3 года назад +27

    I revisited this video because Babish made a video of how to made chicken kiev, it's missing all of the slavicness that should be there

  • @notbeingusedatm
    @notbeingusedatm 3 года назад +1

    honestly my favorite RUclipsr
    sorry, *our* favorite RUclipsr

  • @communistpoland5962
    @communistpoland5962 5 лет назад +497

    Me before i met this channel:this guy has a mayonnaise fetish...
    Me after:EAT THE MAYONEZ FOR SLAVIC POWER

  • @walkwithyourtomorrow5027
    @walkwithyourtomorrow5027 3 года назад +95

    (coming here after watching Babish make it) We now know where Vadim sells Boris' "borrowed" things. Babish is the western spy confirmed!

  • @alexanderkurokawa8834
    @alexanderkurokawa8834 5 лет назад +44

    Ah yes, another superslav recipe by the gopnik master himself

  • @trevorcarlin5566
    @trevorcarlin5566 4 года назад

    Cooking with Boris has given me a really fun way to spend quarantine. Thank you for these videos, the cooking and comedy has really lifted my spirits during these hard times.