Cooking goulash for whole crew
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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2018
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Goulash is a dish originating from medieval Hungary. It is a soup made of meat and vegetables, seasoned with paprika and many other spices. Goulash is a popular meat eaten in Central and Eastern Europe.
Ingredients:
1kg good beef
some cooking oil for cooking
1 big onion
2tbsp sugar
2 cloves garlic
1tbsp garlic powder
2tsp cumin seeds
Some water (to cover the meat)
Salt
2 bouillon cubes
2tbsp paprika powder
black pepper
bay leaf (or maybe two)
some wheat flour
1tbsp marjoram
Bread and butter for buterbrod
Cooking takes 3-5h depending on your hunger
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Intro music:
Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
Outro music:
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem 
Хобби
"No pan can hold my ambition" this will be my motivational phrase of the week.
Richard Powell =))))
Richard Powell Mine too but forever
Oh goulash
Ahhhh bloodsucker goulash...
Smells like Home...
also "tears are not part of today's recipe"
Ahhhhh just like my mother told me “safety is number four priority “
And Vodka is number 1
edit: Saturday, February 13 2021
I never knew this comment existed
@@laksamanasuhendra5868 you are everywhere
@@ej-1030 ofc im everywhere, IM THE FBI!
Your mother's name is Mike?
I may have some bad news....
@Trash Series :l
I’m Hungarian, and my family’s tradition is to cook the potatoes to the point where they fall apart in the soup and it makes it thick like a stew. We also use carrots which add flavor.
I’m not Hungarian. And I have never had goulash. So there.
@@foxkenji gey avek
@@icy_bit7306 Coca Cola
@@illescsaba2997 I clearly said “my family’s tradition” I never said traditional goulash, also how is that stealing a recipe if I was born there lolz
idk the name but theres also a damn tasty soup that has beef in it, carrots and patatoes that fall apart like you said, its also our tradition xD
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's time for the bay leaf
Or maybe two
VADIM BYLAT
@@fatgingercunt8336 DAMN YOU VADIM BLYAT!
Use legendary curled up bay leaf for maximum flavor... Maybe 2.
OR MAYBE TEN
@@blaketheflake2737 or maybe OUR
Others: torpedo
Boris: underwater sausage
Doctor's torpedo
Some people also say fish
*Sosig
@@handlesarecringe957 *LIVE FISH OFF TO STARBOARD!!! RUDDER HARD TO PORT*
How I describe myself swimming
And now we wait for entire country of Hungary coming to tell Boris in nine million different ways how wrong he is doing it.
no
nah
he really is doing it wrong :D this is too simple... goulash is life. and those meat pieces are just horrific. love Boris, but this is a very bizarre goulash recipe... sugar on onions? no brother, please no. no carrots, no potatos, no goulash. stuffing meat in water with paprika, salt and onions is not goulash. xD
I know the recipe with carrot and potato too. This recipe with less water is almost a stew. But I like how Boris is interprating everything. It's just fun! Thanks! :)
@@Z4J3B4NT i only know goulash from the packages
“I could cook this pan with my big pan, HAH” ~Boris
This should be merch
Thanks we have ears
where is the funny in this comment
“No pan can hold my ambition”
"Now what did I teach you before?!"
Do not use the sam-
"YES EXACTLY!... heels to ground :) "
That one killed me 😂😂😂
Mitochondria is the-
Triple six acquired
"The pan may be big, but not as big as your ambition"
-Boris 2018
*_USSR ANTHEM PLAYS_*
Boris: NOW the mayonnaise.
Me: *dumps two jars of mayonnaise in
Boris: No not yet
Me: B L Y A T
Yes blyat
mayoranna?
@@gaming4K 💀
I find it funny that he never added the mayonez.
"No pan can hold my ambition"
These are words to live by!
boris is the type of person who have one pan and 50 cutting board
He has two pan
@@thijsweijters1065 then he has 100 cutting boards
Roses are red, violets are blue, cooking goulash for the whole crew.
Stickman how in the FRIK DO YOU HAVE 171 LIKES AND 0 COMMENTS (1 NOW)
haahaahaa tat fuby
Lmao
Roses are red, violets are blue, this meat is too lean and that is the truth.
Oh yeah yeah
"We are all civilized people here" *Takes bite of onion*
That’s the joke fuckhead
@@shivjethwa4439 damn man chill
@@shivjethwa4439 calm ur tits
Abepakz. Yah so that is uncommon for you??????
@@shivjethwa4439 he knows, fuckhead
Instructions Unclear. There is a group of angry slav sailors in my living room
Your are wrong.
Instructiones was very Nuclear.
Иван Иванов just like Chernobyl.
@@stunnum2 tuck you
"The pan may be big, but not as big as yout ambition."
I left this video a changed man
And of course you are not making Goulash just for yourself....
It is O U R Goulash
*insert soviet russia national anthem*
This is not a real goulash... Only a Hungarian can make real Gulyás! :)
Helmanns mayonnaise... boris has been replaced with western spy
There was a spy in the crew all along.
@Damian Dube Da, Tovarisch....but no worries! NKVD has recovered the Slav King and has begun transporting him home....
@@Azure_Razgriz what kinf of mayo is non wester ? cause in czech republic we have hellmans as well and we are using it cause its one of the proper ones
Martin Kroupa Tommy is the best
@@95kvetak russian Maheev i think is the best, but i was in poland and there they have also one as Hellmans
"I wear short sleeve in every weather!"
"...Actually this might explain my pneumonia."
Hungarians: **cries in the corner after watching this**
jaja
Boris wants to add mayonnaise to goulash
*hungarian folk music stops*
@@HungaryMatee The only correct part was adding paprika to the onion, but I bet he burnt that paprika to out of this world level bitter. That folk music only came up for 1-2 seconds there :D
@@laszlofekete9245 You probably have the most Hungarian name, I've ever seen.
@@slouberiee My last name could surely be crazier with our double character letters such as ty, gy, or even their “long” versions, tty, ggy, and a few crazy vowels like ű, ő, but I will take this as a compliment, and will eat my lángos with my karikás ostor on the back of a turul bird!
Instead flour we use potatoes boiled up to the point they fall apart and make soup thick. Great recipe, video.
We use a 1:1 meat:onion ratio and add barely any liquid to it to make an extra t h i c c c c and flavorful sauce. No need for flour or potatoes. This soupy stuff looks weak :D
Nice. I gonna do it. Onion is life.
@@tiarkrezar Potatoes are essential, no potatoes, no goulash.
Yep, we also add carrots too! :)
This. Finely grated potato, MUCH better than flour for this purpose.
Boris forearm reveal
Shoulder reveal
Foreskin reveal
@@user-oh3ei7ub3z Dr. Sausage
R/cursed comments also I know I'll have to deal with this so I do it instead r/iownreddit
lewd
This has to be the most entertaining cooking channel I’ve ever encountered
Boris, my son loves your channel and recipes. He has been following you for a few years now. We have made several and love them! He even tried the "fish in fur coat", lol. (Not my favorite but however all tried it) Thank you for inspiring his cooking. Now at 18 he does more and comes up with great ideas and recipes.
I have only three words :
You
forgot
*THE POTATO*
That's four
@@jamespulford3892 r/wooosh
james pulford
Gulag for you
W...*cris HE DID!
@@jamespulford3892 r/wooosh
Boris is rich now, look at all that bread
It provides, but not enough
"if you have made this recipe correctly...and i know you will not..." my favorite part :D
I really appreciate Boris talking about cross contamination
I adore how you instruct us to use different boards when chopping meat and vegetables. Thank you, love from Slovakia🖤
thank god you didn't die from pneumonia
Boris: we are civilized people her
Also Boris: takes a bite straight out of an onion
is civilized. i eat garlic for breakfast
Can we take a moment to appreciate Boris's actual cooking skillz?
My house burned because my clock dont say Do:ne
Take a Russian made quality clock
The little "pop" when he comes out of the bathtub at the start just kills me for some reason
Might sound weird but I found the most convenient way to prevent onion tears is wearing swimming goggles while cutting
My dad just uses a gas mask. I guess that works to.
@@jakob7d6 💀
just don´t blink, if you don´t blink you dont feel it. and to stop your eyes from watering from not blinking, just zone out
Chewing gum helps
ahh its so good to see you doing good stuff again :D
*gulash receives approval from Professional Gopnik*
A very reliable gopnik indeed
A very reliable gopnik indeed
Yeah... :D
Gulag*
Professional Gopnik 💚
Boris should teach Gordon Ramsay How to make food
Boris makes me feel safe.
Following the recept drop in views on your videos, I decided to look at some old to see what might be missing. What I like about this video is the mixture of chaotic carelessness and actual experience, and I find it very inspiring when it still ends so beautifully. Same with the mayo cooled PC and the only axe challenge. I think videos outside could bring a lot of views as everyone is so tired of the quarantine. I wish you luck!
Are you gonna share that?
Or is it for one boris?
If its for one boris
Damn you're getting too capitalist my friend.
HELL SPOON you western spy blyat, slav never say damn cyka
Hes gonna share it to all his hungry comrades on the ship, dont you remember?
lul
But there are American communists, comrade
Davor Najev dude... lul means dick in Dutch
Holy shit your avatar, yes i hoped i wasnt the only enthusiast of skeletons im wacky glasses and hoodies
Glad to see not sick anymore komrade, your voice sound so good now you could be lead singer of new Slav band, call yourself *Blin* 182
Oh god damn it, if Blink 182 was a slavic band XD
TheMawsJawz TM
You mean blyat 182?
TheMawsJawz TM lol xD
I'm watching all of your cooking videos one after another and I gotta say I don't think I've genuinely laughed this hard and deep in a very long time. So thank you for that! Lol! Also I'm definitely gonna try a lot of these recipes in the near future. My eastern European DNA is tingling watching these lmao!
Why is making buterbrod not olympic sport yet?
I'll add it to the list along with Beyblades and Dog Crushing.
@@IndigoGollum dog what now?
I think i heard fucking
If my calculation is right this goulash will feed one boris for about 14,7 minutes
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Introduce the bay leaf....
Or maybe two.
I've made this recipe several times now for my family, and they love it.
but its not the actual proper good hungarian recipe.
2:40
Boris, the ADHD gopnik
Making goulash for the crew
Sending spies to gulag.
We here not use FBI we use KGB
@@sheraxz3Or FSB
We use Kasperspy.
FBI nananananananannananananNnNna annanananananananannannanananah
@@Jade-hc1dl NKVD
Boris tells you how to stay safe while cooking, but food goes flying everywhere.
Thought he would chop off his thumb with that butchers knife.
Every time I make this for my family they love it. This and your solyanka video have been great new dishes on my family's table! Can't wait to try out more recipes!
Marj Mah Maryu Marger Majaram Machu whatever it is
- Boris slav king 2018
Old intro is back blin!!
Sgt. Wintermelon Is not the rock intro blyat
It is gud tho
armorhide406
I'm not searching for life mate * exhales sadly *
But who cares when Boris gives you idea what to cook tomorow :)
Ps thanks for motivational phrase , i will try to fry a frying pan in a frying pan
my god Comrad, you sound amazing in surround sound!!! I'm using my pc more often to watch your videos on repeat.
Boris! You should make/get a website with the recipes of all your cooking videos. Of course, the recipes should contain both ingredients and instructions, and maybe a picture?
I read that as gulag,
“Cooking gulag for whole crew”
Did someone say Gulag?
@@braxtonbarfriquaorme8703 Fits like Ushanka
"SEND THEM TO THE GOULASH"
weeb
@@braxtonbarfriquaorme8703 who would win
many hungri spies vs one big mostache boi
I cant believe I saw an ad before a boris video, but what's more unbelievable is.... THE INTRO IS BACK.
I showed this to my grandmother and now we eat this for dinner sometimes.
He made 20 butterbrod because one fell off the table
I know it's like a year old but you forgot to put Paprika in the description Boris.
'cause he's a gopnik
It's a test to see if you're paying attention.
oh thanks
@@LifeofBoris cow juice
Life of Boris loooool
Holy cyka the old intro is back
lol i didn't even notice
but yeah, i like it
COMMUNIST DALEK i notice too. I thought I stumble on old video. but is new upload. Then I thought I had drank too much Kvass, but remembered there is no such thing as "too much kvass"
Its сука, Блядь capitalistism
Ludicruss 5 (v2) my bad
you cant cry if you dont get emotionally attached to the onion Boris!
When I make goulash, I put Onions and cow meat with a lot of fat in a big pot and cook it for 6 hours. Nothing easier.
Finally a kitchen on RUclips, that looks like mine!
Right?
Vadim?
András Földi anatoli
i want boris to cook for my wedding! 200 people.not big deal
Antonia 200 people? that not slav wedding!
Satanic Gaming hope I didn't blow your cover
Satanic Gaming 800 people.
He could do that for 15€
ARGON GAMING from 600 to 1000 usual slav wedding
Just made this recipe, turned out great. Thanks Boris!
"Major Ram reporting for duty!" I will think of this every time I use marjoram (which is actually surprisingly often.)
Only Boris is capable of putting sponsor ads and Slavic cooking together without making it awkward
technically it is a uralic cooking video
As a Hungarian, I feel offended, because you used more sponsor blocks than paprika! In Hungary, this is basically mean that you will be executed. (3-liter water = 3-kilo paprika)
But I still love you.
Boris: Throws buterbrod on ground.
Artyom: U gonna eat that?
The way he throws the first buterbrod off the table
Finally some hungarian cooking. I'm proud of you.
hungary is not slavic
Kākāpō yea? What are they? Mongols?
(I see you are a bit Romanian, or at least have some ancestry) SO Lesson 1. Hungarians are from the Urals, more specifically the Finno-Ugric Group, We are more closely related to Finns and Estonians than Mongols. Lesson 2. Mongols are not even from the region we came from, they come from Mongolia which is not really close to the urals.
Kākāpō Mongols reached even Russia back then.... you really sure there's no way mongols messing with your original lineage? Or maybe Turkish. Depends on where do you think Attila came from
Turkish is more than sure since the 150 years of Ottoman invasion, But Mongol... is not possible, when they started invading Europe we were long here.
10/10 Would Hungary again
Fülöp Nikó true stuff
Lost it when he cooked the little frying pan in the big pan....😂
goulash my friend I'm Hungarian I love that food I hope Artyom gets some too
Garlic and onions are poisonous to cats, so hopefully Artyom didn't get any. Lol
And now the Bay leaf
or 2
Bay leaf is life!
Baguette The bread or 4
No mayonez though D:
or maybe 46
Or Bay Leaf soup
I remember those summer eavnings on our cottage when the goulash was made by my great grandfather and his son (my grandfather) and I was preparing the ingredients with my grandma (she is from Ukraine) and then they threw them into this massive pot where I could fit. I want this childhood memories back blyat.
I have been seeing your videos recommended more and more, comrade. I hope this means something good for your channel.
This is the greatest cooking show I have ever seen.
The bay leaf always gets me
OR MAYBE TWO
Or maybe three
Or maybe four
or maybe 5?
Or maybe 6
Please don't forget the Gopnik Workout Part 2!
That looks like some amazing goulash. Thanks Boris!
one of my favorite memories of my Opa was eating goulash with him in a slav restaurant in St. Louis, Missouri.
Thank you, a true goulash recipe! I love goulash, Hungarian food is delicious!
AAAAHh .. actually this is not realy a gulash ..
Trassel242 yea bcz all hungarian food is made at hunger, ba doom tss! got it? Hungary, hungry? No, ok i will go away now
Verry funny ...😂
You need Bojler?
mennyibe kerül
GOULAS ?
You mean GULAG
Boris, I found the best recipe for tonight’s gulasch thanks to you. I pumped mine with potatoe cubes and used a pressure cooker to only use half time! Nastrovje
I have great respect for one who bites the onion back.
You can only make gulyás from beef.
Because the gulyás is the guy who watches over the gulya (A group of cows).
If you make it out of lamb, then it should be a juhász.
Or if you make it out of pork, then it should be a kanász.
What if I use a mix?
@@Halinspark Then you are a disgusting human being
We make it with chicken liver, is one of the best things in this world.
Magyarok
Magyarok mindenhol
Opa, a fellow hungarian! Greetings, my friend!
"We're all civilized people here."
*Proceeds to take a fairly massive bite out of an equally large onion. That crunch is scary, too.*
Bylat, not exactly civilized, however respected.
He's not using Pork, he using the neighbor after the argument.
Always thought BPM stands for beats per minute, now I'm smarter. Its' Butterbrot per minute. Thank you Boris
It is the ma-marj- mmaa ma- ja
Marijuana, yes.
Majaram
Raja Ram
Major Ram
Majoranna
Basszam ki a gyomrod xD
pepper approved by a professional goulash eater hungarian.
The cool thing is that boris's recipes matches all my tastes
When he bit into the onion I screamed! 🤣🤣🤣 I f-ing LOVE Boris!
Boris: (sees Gordon Ramsay cook)
Boris: *HOLD MAH VODKA*
*our
*kvass
"We're all civilized people here..."
*eats an onion like an apple*
I used to have гулаш all the time when I was younger, it is amazing.
"We are all civilised people here"
**Proceeds to bite onion**
Boris vs Gordon Ramsay
Spoilers: Boris wins