Russian holiday feast - Cooking Kulebyaka with Boris
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- Опубликовано: 12 дек 2019
- Russian salmon log, the Kulebyaka (Кулебяка/Coulibiac) - Cooking with Boris
A coulibiac (from Russian: кулебя́ка, kulebyáka) is a type of Russian pirog usually filled with salmon or sturgeon, rice or buckwheat, hard-boiled eggs, mushrooms, onions, and dill. The pie is baked in a pastry shell, usually of brioche or puff pastry.
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INGREDIENTS
Dough:
400g flour
5g dry yeast
half teaspoon salt
2 teaspoon sugar
some cooking oil
250ml milk
1 egg
Blins:
200ml milk
90g flour
1 egg
half teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon sugar
some cooking oil
The filling:
2 boiled eggs (1 use one)
100g rice
500g salmon
green onion and dill
6-9 mushrooms
1 medium onion
50g butter
salt, pepper
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uamee - HARDBASS I HIDE UNDER MY BED
• uamee - HARDBASS I HID...
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Intro music:
Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
Outro music:
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem 
Хобби
i love how russian cousine ranges from "toss shit in a pot and boil it" to "follow step exactly or you will create a nuclear device" with no inbetween
Cuisine
But yes that's about it
@@jtk5458 Cousins are too, tho
That's how all cooking is lol
SnottyToe69 what do you think happened in Chernobyl vadim didn’t follow the recipe properly
Blacck0ut17 VADIM BLYAT
"But I just pronounce it......
Correctly"
One of the funniest things I've ever heard
Aluminuminum.
@@Demon_Umbreon0666 as he said, correctly
Fun story, he's actually from Uruguay and the accent is fake
Nah jk, he's the slav king, AN'U, CHEEKI BRREKI' IV DAMKE
he even pronounced aluminimuminum
Chris Readman People from Uruguay are Slavs (sarcasm).
8:19 I can't believe after all these years. Boris still loves the fan-art I made of him so much that he is using it on a water bottle. That's the best feeling in the world omg.
You made that? Blin it is good!
Thats no water bottle :D
@@hanaboskova to a true eastern slav it is.
@@lordazn That is Slovakian alcohol drink
can u just stfu ? all of u idiots sayis the same thing in comments ur not the first to say this and u know this ,i made that i made that...nothing real
The kid deserves every damn penny. He's busted his ass for years making us laugh, and knocking down international walls to bring us all together. Bravo, sir. Keep up the great work, and thank you for the laughs. Peace be with you.
Who you calling kid blyat!?!
@@Prismate tsar* also russian words dont make you sound russian, you sound like s moron
Alan Xiao bro let the boy make his joke
Alan Xiao LMAO you know Boris isn't Russian either
Cyblat kid?
"Not worry about this overflowing. This is... This is art."
The way he said "art" broke me. XD
Sounded almost distressed.
I wonder if he was mocking modern "art" when he said """ART""" lol
@@NODnuke45 "Modern art" is just a money laundering scheme. That's why a banana taped to a wall can sell for over 7,500,000 Rubles. It has nothing to do with the "art" itself.
It was cut perfectly aswell
@Daniel Lim this nearly killed me lmaoo
Boris is the first person I've heard pronounce aluminuminiuminumuminumunum correctly
I just say foil.
He perfected both American (Aluminum) and British (Aluminium) in 1 form :))
As a chemist i can confirm
I've got 2 lesson from this video:
1. "Aluminuminum"
2. "Alumininuminum"
*it hurts*
im having a stroke reading this
It took me like ten tries to be able to say the second one
I had a fucking seizure reading this
My younger brother say aluminiminijum until he was 9 yrs old 😂😂😂 I gues its simple on Slavic languages
I want a crossover episode between Gordon Ramsay and Comrade Boris.
IDK if he could handle being destroyed like an absolutle professional like that, I think Gordon will just keep to himself for his own sake.
@@RedChaosScrungle Most of the anger Gordon shows is usually just for show or in a fast paced kitchen floor. He's a pretty chill guy ngl.
Besides, one usually caters to the rich debils, the other deigns to show wisdom to financially impaired gopniks and college students.
@@inciacci549 You seem to have misunderstood the joke, the joke wasn't that Gordon would be angry and destroy Boris, the joke was that Boris is the professional and Gordon's dignity would be destroyed by even crossing over with Boris.
Still waiting on the Aloona x Boris cooking video
@@chainsawpanda2 a love story?
The warmest place in siberia also known the refrigerator- boris 2019
FajaRathalos in fact, it is true
lool
In Antarctica bases they need to heat up the food storage
the back part of the fridge right?? you know because it heats up that's why its warm :^/
@Watchmasterofkrieg So your food doesn't *freeze* (true fact!)
People: Milk
Boris an intellectual: Cow Juice
AlessandrexITA
Bovine mammary fluids
Moo water
Moo juice
Lmaooo
Egg: “chicken device”
Skaistė Korytė Someone already said that. You need to be more original.
Boris: "I doubt anyone is going to follow this recipe."
Me: 3rd time doing it.
did you successfully make it?
@@rxzxqx6982 Yes. One time with meat filling and twice with salmon. It tastes amazing.
@@nedasskerys2111 ooo nice :)
time to practice then :)
@@rxzxqx6982 good luck. It's not that hard. :)
@@nedasskerys2111 thanks! :)
I'm very concerned that he didnt put three stripes of adidas as the decoration
He was panicking and press for time
Of course he did, they're in the cross section.
Dw I did on mine
XD
People: how do you spend your money?
Boris: Vadim drilled holes in the wall.
People:.........
Oy cyka VADIM BLYAT
this is because they are kgb spies and Vadim was bugging the house
Vadim was drilling holes in Boris
Sounds like corruption in the eastern block 101
Others: Aluminium
Boris an intellectual: Alumininuminum
Virgins: Aluminum
Chad Boris: Aluminuminum
@@aderik4m.245 heey our name is same man
Assert dominance by mispronouncing the the same word in different ways
That's exactly what I heard
Thats the slav's way
England: beef Wellington
Soviet Russia: Kulebyaka
I don't know why I am replying but HA
Well, this is Prince Phillip's favourite food according to his former chef.
@@billylauwda9178 Darren Mcgravy
Kulebyaka isn't Soviet, is an old recipe
blin with salmon and mushroom and rice
blyat beef wellington ain't got shit
I love how when it come to cooking you’re basically just Slavic HowToBasic, except less eggs and the recipes actually turn out to be a success.
Ravesti except the cheese lol
Do NOT compare the slavking with anyone else....
All hail the Slav King boris
Except some mayonese
@@anuvav9524 Slavaboo detected. And besides, idolizing is bad.
HowToBasic is such trash, wasting all kinds of food for likes. Its not even funny, just sad and disappointing.
"Now add mysterious amount...
...also known as *SOME* "
Gold
which translates to 7/5ths of a dash and an indederminate number of drops.
@@MrAranton basically just smoked the whole imperial system.
Me: **adds a bit of pepper to rice**
Babushka: *So, you have chosen death*
😂😂😂
Vibe check.
Русский
This is punishable by "bludgeoning via rolling pin."
W E S T E R N S P Y
explaining to your friends the kitchen mess like:
*don't worry about this overflowing, this is art*
Out of all the goddanm recipes that could have drawn my interest it was this one. It took me like 4 hours to make it just for me to forget to flour my counter and for the dough to rip while rolling it at the last step before cooking.
somebody may call this pizdec but this is experience for you)i believe that every person has this underfloured counter situation at least once in their life. just keep going with all that cooking sorcery and you will succeed ;)
"maybe it just my soothing voice everybody enjoys so much"
Me, actually here for his voice: :D!!!
Heck waffle same
Same :D
I’m 69 like
It makes me forget how boring my voice is
Same
Gordon Ramsay: Beef Wellington is the best Holiday dish.
Boris: hold my vodka.
kvass *
@@CruciFer19 Kompot*
This is literally the slavic Wellington and its beautiful
teleporting tea*
"I guess I like snakes now."
Well, "Snakes in Tracksuits" IS your intro music...
Or snakesuit
The end where Boris yells "cousin!!" is so wholesome ahhhhhhh
“If you live in Siberia, just leave in the warmest place you have. Also known as refrigerator.”
*o o f*
Этот урод в Сибири н**** не нужен никому. голос у него как у гомосексуалиста. у нас таких нет
Урьдчилан бэлтгэсэн морины үтрээнд хоол дулаацуулах хамгийн тохиромжтой газар бөгөөд энэ нь дотор нь маш их татагддаг тул гарыг илүү дулаан хэлбэрээр ашиглах боломжтой
Wait really xd
@@JKRoss-or3uz Н:%уя ты негативщик. Такой голос с акцентом у каждого второго русского которого я вижу за границей. Сожалею об твоей лишней хромосоме.
@@JKRoss-or3uz Хотя нет, у 80%
"Look at that! More integrity than RUclips Rewind!"
Tfw a huge corporation just got smoked by one Slavic boi
Yes, well said overused class of TF2
@@Frappuccinoo that's either scout or soldier
@@reasonxaphn1x spy top tbh
@@Frappuccinoo spy shit, pyro main
@@reasonxaphn1x I cuncur, snipers that are atleast decent at hitting headshots will be able to stop them
"You look once is fine, you look twice -BOOM- there is surprise."
Boris, you got me 🤣🤣🤣
He pulled out the parchment paper and i was like, "yo thats some funky lookin dough"
you will know when the salmon is done when the salmon doesn't say : "IDI NAHUI"
"Boris cooking is best"
His babushka: *Press X to doubt*
Babushka: well да, but actually нет
sorry бабушка, is only бизнес
669th like
indeed
"Sorry Babushka... It's Only business. "
this video precisely captures that christmas excitement that is so often neglected in modern christmas stories.
Boris: ""Because everybody know, Boris' cooking is the best"
Babushka: *doubt*
Americans: _"Aluminum"_
Rest of the world: _"Alluminium"_
Boris: *_"A L L U M I N U M I N U M"_*
EDIT: Time stamp 5:54
Borislovania should be a country
I see u have took my comment cyka
I was literally in tears. I had to rewind it a few times to try to figure out how he pronounced it.
*** А Л Ю М И Н И М И Н И М И Н Ю М ***
In spanish: Aluminio
Teacher: whats the longest word you can spell
8 yr old me: *Aluminuminum*
Western Spy
Mayn is "son"
@@slavicgopnik7916 More like chinese spy
@Slavic Gopnik that’s a western spy name
Missisipisipisipi
Y'know, I'd buy the Basic Manual for Living written by Boris. I think it'd give me a lot of laughs. I was kinda sad to see it wasn't in your merch store.
After the babushka's secret Christmas pork recipe video a few years ago, I started caring very deeply about boris's happiness for some reason.
When I'm really sad, seeing boris so happy in this video, excited to see his family... It really warms my heart. I hope you have a nice Christmas again this year my friend. You deserve it very much.
9:47 “More integrity than RUclips rewind”
I think Boris deserves the roast of the year
I hope they don't put him on there, as that would be bad.
RUclips rewind is a big Cyka
No the best part was when he was afraid to complain because they would put him in it
Salmon: "we're safe this year". Boris: *patreon money*. Salmon: "blyat".
islanddoc90 lol
Samon: N O W T H I S I S A N A V E N G E R S L E V E L T H R E A T
😂
"maybe its just my soothing voice that everybody enjoy so much"
well your not wrong, if I want to watch comething but cant find something to watch i go to life of boris cooking
I've never cooked a meal in my life and I just tried this recipe and my family loved it. I'm fkg proud thank you Boris! (Followed your video precisely)
*"More integrity than RUclips Rewind"*
Boris 2019
an Estonian faking being Russian and talking in English. OK...
@@Francois_Dupont who cares where is he from? He is original and funny. No need to be salty about it
@@Francois_Dupont He just lives in Estonia... 25% of Estonians are Russian. And I don't see how speaking in English would mean he has no integrity lol
Oof Indo slav people here lmao
@@LmaoItsDead sayang ga bisa minum vodka
"If seeing flames, you have gone too far."
The calm, matter-of-fact delivery was so good.
Usually he tells us to start over again when there are flames. My kitchen is burning and I don't know what to do. At least I know not to worry.
4:47 Actually Boris, Your voice is actually quite soothing and has gotten me through so much during the past few months I've been watching your videos. Never change
somthing about boris during the holidays is so wholesome, watching these vids really makes you forget about the shitshow that is 2020
Boris: *Cooks to the work of Tchaikovsky.*
Me: "Of course, if any classical composer is truly Slav, it is the man who used heavy artillery as a musical instrument."
Truly
What version of the dance is this? The original is in G major
Used Artillery as a musical instrument....
Is this like using a Chainsaw for the DOOM soundtrack?
@@MURFGAMING1228 More like demonic screams of terror or meaty crunches.
Perhaps a BFG blast or 6.
And nutcracker actually sounds like a weapon
“Aluminuminum”
- Boris
5:55
Matcha_RB new element
Don't forget it's cousin, Alumininuminum.
Aluminuminium
If you say this continuously like a tongue twister it sounds like a motor idling
Power socket: bu-but the flou-
Boris: shush. art.
When I hear “chicken device,” I think of a whole machine existing inside of an egg...lol
This dude is so wholesome
Itteldop he is not wholesome. He is...boris
Some random guy he is not Boris. He is BOOM
@@somerandomguy2316 TODODO TODODO PTITPTOTOT
Johnathan FiddleurPants lmao
Ionica Podaru can he not be both..?
Nobody:
Boris: This has More integrity than RUclips rewind.
actually.. everybody ..
Thats true
What the heck is RUclips rewind? Or just trying to rewind on a RUclips video?
@@alisont5335 yes
He's right, you know.
“More integrity than RUclips Rewind. I should not complain about it, otherwise they might put me in.”
What makes me happiest is he was alone before, and now he has family over and can afford to treat them.
8:43
I saw you spread that paper and thought "Holy shit, did he spread that dough thin!"
I also thought that lol
Lol
lol n the color's like exactly the same
I think that xD
Me too
"More integrity then youtube rewind"
Do they even have any anymore?
But hey no congratulations
I love this recipe so much! I've been making it for Christmas meals every year since 2019. And it's a hit with everyone, even my vegan relatives!
This is what I call Chaotic evil
Just tried making it for a family dinner. And BLIN IS IT GOOD! I have close to no cooking experience whatsoever, but Boris recipes never disappoint!
Boris: "Warmest place in Siberia, also known as the refrigerator"
Me sitting in Minnesota: "MY PEOPLE!"
It’s actually very warm inside most houses in Siberia, now I’m wearing only my boxers looking out of the window with about minus 30 Celsius outside :-) On the other hand we do have a lot of jokes about fridge being a warmest place available :-)
Alex Mashkin How warm is it inside?
America If it’s a joke, sorry I don’t get it. Must be a language barrier. If it’s a genuine question - in most houses it’s plus 25 Celsius in the winter, depends on wether there are controls, how the central heating units are working, the type of house and so on. It gets cooler for a short time in spring and autumn when nights are still rather cold and central heating is off already
Alex Mashkin Okay
Finland laughs at both
Everyone : milk
Boris : *COW JUICE*
@Eni Gjinaj Chicken Device
@@azazel9412 We need to change it from "Egg" to "Chiken potato."
Only sensible thing to call a liquid you squeeze out of a cow, obviously
@@Demon_Umbreon0666 And potato being raw vodka
issou r/technicallythetruth
It makes me so happy to hear how he's always excited to greet his cousin! haha
I made this last week and it was very nice. Very different from what I am used to but everyone said it was tasty!
"Mysterious amount, also known as SOME"
Damn, so accurate
The best Christmas present we could ever ask for from our favorite Slav
Boris deserves every dollar, after all the time and effort he spent making videos for us. We love you!
As an American chef, your cooking vids give me great joy.
Blyat last time I was this early Chernobyl wildlife still had an even number of legs.
this is too good
They still do now, its 8
Blyatiful.
Last time I was this early Boris was sitting down to his Christmas dinner alone making everyone weep in sympathy.
Music: On point
Decorations: Festive
Cooking: Delicious
Voice: Soothing
Must be a Boris holiday special! Happy holidays Slav King!
hotel: trivago
@@kakkakikkare1839 this meme: dead
Why is his voice so soothing?
we need 3 more likes lol
@@kakkakikkare1839 hotel:idi nahui
I made this for my family and my best friend tonight. Only took a solid 4-5 hours but sooooo worth it. Thank you Master Chef Boris!
Crazy (or sad) how Boris at the time had more than 2 mil subs and only 1.3k ppl donated to his channel.
Do not worry about this overflowing this is art
-Boris 2019
He should have said modern art
overflowing? boris who happens to be a programmer should know overflow is generally a bad idea
I love how he got glued the ornaments on the tree instead of hanging them
Its so they dont fall and break. He is big brain
Also he has a cat
How else can you decorate a tree to withstand being used in gestures?
Boris, your videos always bring a smile to my face when I have trouble understanding the world. Not only that, I've learned quite a few useful tips along the way! Thank you!
There's a reason we love you and you channel Boris. We love everything.
“Everyone knows Boris’ cooking is best”
Incorrect; BABUSHKA’s cooking is best 😎👍🏼
Ah ha, but of course Boris learn cooking from babushka. Sorry Babushka, is only business
Babushka give Techniques to Boris! Boris Improvise, Блядь!
Boris learns from the best
Обожаю пирожки своей бабушки.
Boris is his own Grandma!
Ok I clicked because it looked interesting and I like salmon, the beginning weirded me out a little but I continued watching because I was intrigued. And now I’m laughing my ass off because it’s so funny and happy. Then I subscribed.
I was searching for Medovik (Russian honey cake) recipe that is actually Russian, because by that time I'd only seen recipe videos from Japanese and Koreans (and they're a lot!), and I wanted to check the real thing. The 1st video of the searching video list was the Medovik Boris video. Been a subscriber ever since!
P.S. Boris has really great cooking videos, and some of them are really easy to make! Check them out! 😉
@@gkalenaki was the food actually good
welcome to the russian family fellow drook
@@jonathan.t. we've tried some as well, like cheburek. Really delicious, only a little too much onion. :) tried that again and again... yummy for autumn, winter and in the cold spring. :)
@@nightelfland1778 damn, seems like his cooking videos are actually real.
Liking and commenting every single video to support the Boris
I'm certainly here for your soothing voice that everybody enjoys so much.
"Now take one of chicken device. You know that it is a chicken device because [. . .] it has pointy tip on top. If is other way around it is a moose egg" -Boris, 2019
Gordan Ramsey, ornithologists, and all Canadians just had a stroke
"Sodium Chloride is no joke, half of the ingredients literally explode in water"
Boris is not дебил confirmed.
This. Just this.
Thank you Boris, keep up the awesome videos. :)
When its midnight, and im feeling low, boris alwase makes my day with his cooking videos. Ill love to drink with this guy one day.
Boris: "Everybody knows Boris cooking is the best"
Babushka: "Tzevo Boris?"
Is not western spy, is babushka. She does not watch RUclips
What does "цево" mean?
Sorry babushka, is only business
Chevo*
*Чево
Binging with babyish: teaches how to make food in calm soothing voice
Boris: *TEACHES TRUE SLAVS HOW TO SURVIVE WITH THE VOICE OF A SLAVIC KING*
Now I want a crossover episode.
BORIS WITH BABISH BLYAT
@@SimoLInk1698 YES
LegSimo I second that
Let the Nutmeg, Kosher Salt, Bay leaf and chicken produce madness begin!!!
I followed the plow tutorial, very nice food! Thanks Boris
0:52 "To help this... Blyat..."
It makes me chuckle so much
When the Berlin Wall falls
Soviet Communist Party: 0:10
*was still standing strong
This is amazing
Yes blyat
posholte
0:09
Masterchef Canada : This is your Challenge
Boris: That’s not a challenge. That’s Christmas
This guy here is the guy that saved my life just by cooking and swearing in other languages.
Happy early new year, thanks for all the content this decade!
I was watching this video with somebody, and they asked me "Why is the Nutcracker playing in the background? Isn't that some German musical?" I laughed and replied, "Does Пётр Ильи́ч Чайко́вский sound German to you??"
I'm an American Spy, and even I know better than that!
I was an orchestra kid, so my class attempted soooo many times to play the Nutcracker...
Just.
Never worked out the way we wanted it too. LOL
This Song is composed by tchaikovsky, completely Russian hahaha
3:21 - Slavic babble attempting to describe how to identify an egg 10/10
Also
People really complain about the Patreon thing? I mean blyat...if I give you money labelled "for gas," but you don't need gas you need food instead, I'm not gonna shoot you for using the gas money for food...too many Vadims in the world cyka
Amen and amen. If you give a tithe unto the Slav King, it is his to do with as he sees fit!
This is my all-time favorite Russian RUclipsr. For real
love Boris' chuckle so much
Boris, before the year is out I just want to say thank you. You're to this day one of the most diverse, interesting, and genuinely funny/entertaining RUclipsrs still active on the platform. Everything you do is done with a dash of humor, honest instructions, and a solid dose of genuine slavic culture. I love this channel and hope to see it prosper for many more years, assuming YT doesn't burn down before then. You even went so far as to show me how to make Doctor's Sausage so I don't have to languish in capitalist ignorance anymore and can make true slav recipes.
As a quiet fan of your slav ways, thanks again for what you do. It keeps a smile on my face when you upload. Stay cheeki-breeki comrade.
Me: okay it's finals week I need to study
Four hours later: *IIISSS BORIS!*
Yes I do enjoy his soothing voice.
You're the best!
Thanx Boris aka "Slav King" 👑
Respect from the States of United America 🤙🏼
"Aluminuminum" the great Boris 2019 (love this quote)
"Half the ingredients literally explode in water."
Me: *science*
Well, he's not wrong.
GaldirEonai
Yeah, raw sodium explodes in water. My chem teacher set his tie on fire that way. True story
@@comradeacerbus6397 One day we got into our chemistry classroom and saw that a water tank had been set up along with a plexiglass shield between it and us.
We quietly looked up what was coming up in the textbook, saw it was alkali metals and decided to take some precautions.
Our teacher dropped a pretty sizeable chunk of sodium into the tank. Liquid sodium droplets ended up all over the first row of desks (which we'd all evacuated, knowing that teacher). Fun times.
GaldirEonai
Pfft. Nice.
This guy didn’t have a shield for us, so sparks and debris from the sodium went flying at us
Bitch
"Opa Cousin!!", always my favorite part of a Boris video
Thank u Boris.... ur best! Keep it up!