Cats try 42 snacks - Artyom vs neighbour's cat
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- Cats try 42 snacks - Artyom vs neighbour's cat - Life of Artyom
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01:11 1. dog food
01:39 2. cat food
01:57 3. celery
02:22 4. pizza
02:39 5. radish
03:03 6. sushi
03:35 7. carrot
04:02 8. a rose
04:35 9. toilet paper
05:18 10. banana
05:39 11. raw beef
06:27 12. raw potato
06:53 13. processed potato
07:36 14. raw fish
07:55 15. doctor's sausage
08:22 16. honey
08:32 17. sour cream
08:45 18. cardboard
09:07 19. hair ties
09:36 20. holodets
09:54 21. kotlet
10:02 22. toothbrush
10:20 23. potato salad
10:40 24. milk
10:54 25. pashtet
11:19 26. q-tips
11:42 27. cotton pads
12:23 28. wood
13:03 29. kefir
13:34 30. tourist delight
13:54 31. charger cable
14:18 32. yarn
14:47 33. grapes
14:59 34. babushka jam
15:23 35. melon
16:02 36. onion
16:42 37. mayonez
16:58 38. grass
17:18 39. leaves
17:28 40. lemon
17:43 41. bay leaf
18:00 42. ice cubes
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Boris before artyom: shooting mutants in metro game
Boris after artyom: cats vs 42 snacks
The kat givs peace
While shooting mutants in metro
Да
Give da cats a little kitten to raise like boris Jr
@@ProjectSemeticsHwX NoNoNoNoNoNoNo. It is peas Blyat.
“Onion is very poisonous for cats, do not let them eat it”
“Artyom I have a snack for you”
So are grapes
In soviet Russia a cat is poisonous for onions
Good job commanding the defence of Moscow and Leningrad
Soviet onion
I must congratulate you on a very successful counterattack to the German offensive back in the 40s. Good job
Smart cats!
They don’t attack the Soviet Onion.
This comment deserves more likes.
The European Onion.
Rugby Onion.
The Onion Jack.
Soviet Onion
"Honey, the neighbor took the cat again"
😂
"Honey, why is the cat drunk again?"
Vadim BLYAT
"Honey, the cat keeps squatting, should we call the vet?"
vadim is to blame
Neighbour: Hey, can you take care of my cat while im gone?
Boris: Oh, yeah, no problem.
Neighbor: thanks!
Also boris: "2 CATS VS 42 SNACKS"
Could be Vadim's cat he stole
That cat will be coming back to his apartment every day onwards
Boris said no but debil vadim left it in his house and he got a nice video idea.
Neighbor: why is my cat acting unbalanced and smells like vodka
@@dr.quickfix3125
Because Kasha stood to close to Boris's PC exhaust fan.
Everyone: Raw potato
Boris, an intellectual: UNBOILED POTATO
_Raw vodka_
*hot poteita*
Syroy' kartoshka
Me, an intellectual: me, an intellectual
*HOT PATEITA*
18:56 Artyom is sleeping with open eyes. He protect motherland even he sleeps. Best cat I've ever seen.
Գ
pliz show me Artyom da kat squat
He's weird, but my cat eats as much string, yarn, and ever hair that he can find, we have to hide it from him.
Komrade Kat is best kat
I love how Artyom's immediate reaction to anything he doesn't like is to smack it
Like a good Slav child that he is 😸.
That’s what we tend to do in Scotland as well……..I think it’s linked to alcohol somehow.
@Acheron666 It always goes back to alcohol or hard drugs in Scotland 🤣
That's a typical cat's reaction to anything they don't like tbh
I love how the reactions are either
TASTY
or
Maybe game??
And then: Om nom nom nom om nom
Am diet
Boris be like:
Hello komrade ))), it's december 1941, today we eat toilet paper for dinner.
*T A S T Y G A M E*
666 likes
Neighbor : hey can you take care of my cat
Boris :let the testing beggin
the good thing is it's not Vadim's cat.
If it was vadims he would have made this video :
(how to make a russian stuffed cat with urine gravy)
Artyom: barely sniffs raw meat and fish
Also artyom: MMM charger cables, melon and ice cubes!
Artyom and kasha: Milk? Nah
I want *S T I C K*
Haha blyn cat
Neighbors: tank you boris for taking care of cat
Cat: *projectile vomits*
What is tank you
Is thank you
@@rayaneerrjali7846 it's a slavic pun
@@ajminadhimi8985 ok
@@rayaneerrjali7846 like tiger 1
@@rayaneerrjali7846 ok grammar police
Boris: *Puts shot of vodka*
All comrades: *Sweating intensely knowing vodka kills cats*
*cough*alinity
Alinity must've been the one who recommended that
I think Boris was a little drunk when he was thinking about giving Artyom Vodka :V
@@toxicsukahxz1341 nonsense! Slavs cant get drunk, its their super slav power
@@engineertechno5108 ooooh right right right i forgot this part!
I love Artyom, and I'm glad you mentioned onion is so dangerous to cats, and only gave them a few "inedible" treats to play with, rather than poisonous to cats. Kasha seems to be more food-motivated than Artyom.
vodka is also poisonous for cats...
@@lucidxeno8699 I bet it wasn't real vodka. Take water, put in bottle, put in something cat hates to smell. Boom. Look like vodka, but is not vodka
I guess vadim feeds his cat less
Artyom is well known to share with his comrades
@@danoelmucho2503 a true communist. Artyom is a good comrade
Just realized-
Is Kasha that cat that broke in while Boris was making Artyom’s ushanka?
She is, I think.
yes
yep, the markings dont lie :'3
@Ryan Cook except Komrad Boris' nationality
actually he might be Soviet so he would be from many Slav countries at once
yep
I love how you gave them Russian accents in the captions. "Maybe is game? Is no."
"IIIIS ARTYOM" cracked me up.
Yep. Are still praktisink their английский.
@@ZGryphon Same here 😸😻.
"I stopped chewing charging cables when I was... uh, last year"
Glad to see we've got something in common
Pepe Silvia same
Headphone wires................
I’ve stopped ok
Are we supposed to stop?
Pepe Silvia *there is another...*
Ronan Mahaffey no
Everybody: carrot
Boris: orange stick
Also Boris:Soviet Gold instead of potato
@KaiVideoSYT P I N K F O A M
Legend Gamer Nothing is different
Morkov'
C⃠H⃠E⃠E⃠S⃠Y⃠ B⃠R⃠E⃠A⃠D⃠ W⃠I⃠T⃠H⃠ T⃠O⃠P⃠P⃠I⃠N⃠G⃠
The neighbours cat knows the routine: Whenever there's free food, you eat everything, that is offered! :3
Like Vadim blyat
Is vadim's cat
@@hatmax1614 Vadim does not only eat what is offered it eats everything blyat.
Just like the Ukrainians during the Holodomor Famine in 1932
And, you didn't, need a, comma, there ;3 jk
Artyom recognized pizza as Western import. Also, Artyom knew that Russia and Japan are still technically at war with each other. 😸
Very smart Komrade Kat
@Jer Very smart, indeed 😺💡.
Really? When did this happen?
@@moguldamongrel3054 After the Soviet-Japanese -war, the two nations never signed a peace treaty. Kind of like with North and South Korea.
There's also an issue about a bunch of islands north of Hokkaido, to this day is still undecided which country they belong
0:02 definetly putting that as my wallpaper
I would say 00:03, but good idea
@Mc Muffin not funny didnt laugh
0:26
''Neigbour's cat''
Me: Vadim BLYAT
BORIS BLYAT!
Michael4201 IT IS VADIM
VADIM FEED YOUR CAT BLYN
No!
666 LIKES BLYAT IT IS CONFIRMED CYKA VADIM IS THE DEVIL HIMSELF!!,
Artyom was so little. Look at him now. All the Cheburek got him big and strong
Strong?
I think you mean stronk comerade😉
Artyom:I'm not gonna eat most of these things
Kasha: I'll eat everything except for some
boris: what about real vodka?
comrades: *flashback to alinity*
THAT WAS LITERALLY ME
Oi blin
Oml I spat out my kvass when i saw vodka
Oi
I was thinking of that
At least Boris let them choose if they wanna drink, twitch thot forced it
Bruh he literally called the neighbor's cat "oatmeal" lmao
Maybe it's their name
I thought it's groats
Cracked out when I translated it. It really is oatmeal blyat!
It not oatmeal Kasha just means porridge....there are a lot of kind oatmeal is ovsjankaja kasha,
@@3auka88 well porridge made out of wheat is just oatmeal blin
"Who's boris?"
I cried laughing
One of my cats didn't know the onion thing and I have to admit that neither did I. but even I did, I would have never guessed that it actually would eat raw onion voluntarily. I was making tortillas and I had bunch of different fillings waiting on the table, chopped raw onion among them. I dunno what came up but I had to turn my back for the table for couple of minutes and when I come back, my cat starts vomiting really bad on the kitchen floor and what do you know, out of all the possible things it chose to eat small bits of onion. Luckily it was fine because again, I didn't know onions were that dangerous for them so calling vet wouldn't have been my first instinct. But that ungodly amount of vomit sure taught me to keep everything even remotely edible out of their reach and I haven't slipped up even once after that.
You might want to take it to the vet...
@@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612 ah the blin is slav, is fine!
My Russian blue, Vlad, likes eating cheese and parsley for some reason.
@@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612 Slav cat strong he handle everything
They also can't handle garlic or grapes. It can cause anemia.
Something tells me the neighbor's cat is gonna be a chonk
You're damn right bud
I mean their name is oatmeal
*"42 is The answer to life, the universe and everything"*
Boris : *_42 Snacc_*
it all makes sense
Wasn't it like.. 42 sounds like death or something? I don't remember..
Cc memes died before polio.
@@sebathadah1559 Memes never die
tudi boi what about gabe
oh my gods
he holds Artyom like he’s his child
Cause he is.
@@Praxid Boris fucked the cat?
@@velispahic211 what the hell
@@velispahic211 _adoption_
I mean... thats every guy that has owned a cat ever,we have this tendency of holding them as if they were such.
Everyone: Pizza!
The smart superslav Boris: *c h e e s y b r e a d w i t h t o p p i n g*
True Slavness on full display.
Also, kind of reminds me of:
Everyone: ”Hamburger!”
Kim Jong-Il: *”Double-bread with meat (which I invented, btw).”*
Normal people when they see a stranger's cat: * pat pat * ok now get out of my house
Boris: ... I'll use you in a video
Why would you kick a kitty out of your house if it's friendly
Normal People when they see neighbors cat
pat pat now get out of my house
Boris:i can Milk you
@@alx54723 because it aint yours
@@friendofmara6298 yeah i guess maybe it's just that I like cats alot
@@alx54723 What if the owner of the cat doesn't want you to keep it for extended period? There are many owners like that.
Only boris would steal his neighbors cat for a video
vadim deserves it tho
The cat subtitles had me crying with laughter, pure genius comedy
My 3 cats absolutely love doctors sausage. They even try to steal it from the fridge!
are u sure your cats aren't vadim?
@@nope2942 omg he needs to sell his cat back to the pound
My cat like vodka I am not jocking
@@SaagnikDas cap
@@SaagnikDas vodka is poisonous for cats
I think you forgot the 43rd food item: Vadim
Darkened Shadow lol
What if that’s where the “raw beef” came from?
That beef was too lean
Is as bad as onion,no good
Vadim Blyat!
15:39
Kasha : "Ah yes boris's skin, best snacc"
LMFAO
Rich in Vitamin D!
best snack indeed
"Except for onion - That is poison for cats"
*Attempted to feed Komrade Kat with onion before*
I think our replies telling him that it was posion is why he knows now.
I remember then there were so many comments against onion
and vodka
@CoDGplays I think it's just pasturized cow milk. I may be wrong though
@@sorinvladu7021 cats are lactose intolerant^^
My two cats eat dead moles & mice, since we moved to our current house my neighbors have stopped complaining about moles & mice ruining their gardens, my cats will wait for hours outside their holes and wait to kill them and eat them.
I have never seen a domesticated cat eat live mice and moles
Mighty kitnz!
That sounds bad and unhealthy
@@doopboop8359 nah, cats have evolved to to this. It's ideal foid & good for them. Not so great for the voles & mice, but good for the garden.
@@helenahandkart1857 really? Wont the cats get some sort of disease
Boris: try’s to get artyom to eat plutonium control rod. Artyom: Hol up
ChrisHallett83 That’s just debris
Is not from reactor 4! AM OUTRAGED!
Everyone:banana
Boris:"yellow curved fruit"
*Y E L L O W C U R V E D F R U I T*
Me: Aw! Komrade Kat is so cute!
FBI Agent: Ah. Animals now?
KGB Agent: *Hearty laughter
Just Joking KGB Agent Spying on FBI Agent
KGB does not exist anymore...
@@edyslavico3761 That's what the capitalist want you to think, comrade ))))))
@Just Joking Thats a whole new meme format right there
I just gave you like number 420. You're welcome.
Fun fact: cat can't really focus anything closer than 30cm in front of their face and that's why they have whiskers
ok
@@pablothecat1405 it's informational...and interesting.😎👌😂
So you are saying that they always when something is closer than 30cm say "Focus, Cyka!" ? xD
FOCUS CYKA
69 likes ;)
I love the bend in your pronounciation of the Bay leaf: "The Baauyh leaf"
I bet you wear your underwear correctly.
@@civilservant9528 i bet you do too
@@civilservant9528 I wear my underwear backwards, inside out, upside down, and on my head.
lyif
Me: sees captions
My Brain: ArtNOM
NOMrade Cat
Artyom: Trying 42 different things.
Artyom half an hour later: Take me to hospital blyat
The subtitles for the cats are just pure gold
Probably the highlights of the video.
Is snacc?
16:22
when cat eat an onion it's red blood cell will break down and it will cause them to have Anemia....
except Artyom, he is a strong slav cat, his red blood cell can survive the onion he's just not in the mood for eating
In soviet Russia cat blood cells break onion
Vodka also poison
Sorry for fucking the joke up, but Artyom is just a normal cat, and onions would kill him. So would vodka
@@polyphonydigital its a joke and cats have the natural instinct to not eat onions
@@polyphonydigital it's not like he was fking forcing it down his gullet
I love cats so much holy shit I can never get tired of how cute the are oh my god Artyom and the neighbour's cat are so adorable I'm gonna die from the amount of adorableness of this video.
Good
"hudda hudda hudda!"
@@aiden-sy3ex No one heard what I said lol, they just heard mumbling
"Cats and Vodka do not mix"
Alinity: *Hold my Vodka*
Yep
Omgg xd
More like
Allinity: hold my idiocy
hahahaha
“cats and vodka do not mix”
alinity: hold my copystrike to pewdiepie
Those two are so adorable together. I love it!
I ship it
*Our KGB Agent: HE HAS NEVER CLICKED SO FAST IN HIS LIFE!
Our
@@firepower7017 xDD
@@ForkLefts OH NO
KGB?!? You Western SPY!!! - Its FSB now!
Prince Westerburg
But true Slavs know that the USSR will form again, along with the KGB
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He eat snacc
Yep
I enjoy that pfp
I love how the neighbor's cat apparently just comes over to chill and play with artyom on a regular basis
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
He eat Russian snacc
Slavic snacc
3:12 Artyom has Russo-Japanese War flashbacks
He was probably on the kamchatka
What if Boris did an entire episode of anything he wanted to record, but it’s all in Russian, just for the hell of it?
I would still watch it
I thought he was Estonian
@@JoeShmoe376
I don't know his country of origin but he said he grew up in four different countries and that is why he has the accent he has. It was in the video where he googled himself.
@@JoeShmoe376 He has lived in Estonia for a job, and has recently moved back in there (again, after a job, IIRC), but he’s ethnically Russian and was born in Russia, I believe. Even the Wiki article refers to him as ”Russian Estonian” (meaning ”a Russian living in Estonia”).
@@isaiahcampbell488 Yes, and he said they were all Slavic countries (which Estonia is not, it’s Finno-Ugric).
I just spent almost 20 minutes of my days contently watching a Russian man feed his cat and a random cat random foods and objects with a smile on my face
Artyom is so handsome and I love his girlfriend.
I ship.
Artyom x Kasha
please seek medical help.
Oh God the Fangirls are coming
@@namehere5243 wEll they're cute cats, we mean it as a wholesome ship.
@@kidyomu89 do you actually think i dont get it :DD
(i just dont want to whoosh you but ok)
Boris: "Dont feed your cat onion, it's poisonous!"
Also Boris: *proceeds to feed onion to cat*
He just wanted to see if they will eat it
@@covid-kc6oz It was a joke boomer
@@ocea3237 Lmao
Cats don't like strong odors so they will likely avoid thoes foods
Putting it in their face knowing they'd immediately reject it based on the smell is kinda different than trying to feed it to them.
glad to see Artyom playing with another cat, Kasha pretty much chomps on almost everything
Me: **sees vodka on list**
Alinity: "there is another"
At least Boris didn't force the cats into drinking the vodka
@@ryanhopf8324 damn straight comrade
"are you challenging me?"
@Comstar: Space AT&T yes comrade
@@ryanhopf8324 i don't think consent was the problem cheif
For all you westerners kasha means oatmeal/porridge
😂Boris named neighbors cat oatmeal
Mush her up, pour milk and water on her writhing flesh, add some butter, and boil for 3 minutes.
@@Cobbysalright what the fuck
Isnt it Porridge.. or is oatmeal and porridge the same?
@@Cobbysalright ok
I suspect this is Artyom’s sister 🤫
The other cat looks like he has part of stalins moustache, we shall give her the nickname Meowsef Stalin.
isp?
go to mew-lag
Its like genghis khar
But it is a her
I was expecting for russian language
I got russian accent and learned croatian
F
Lmfao
Hajde da vidimo?
Boris coming through with that wholesome content again.
Fan: I LOVE YOU BORIS!
Boris: Me too
VidcUn
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly,
*he finally get his snacc*
18:00 two cats studying new elements for the advancement of kitty science colorized
Omg Artyom is so big😭😭💀 i remember when he was just a little comrade kitten❤❤
Boris: End of month is every day blin
Also Boris: ARTYOM IS EATING NICE TODAY GENTLEBLYATS
Artyom!! My goodness, you grew up to be so handsome!!!
My cat used to eat honey cheerios. If you flicked it across the floor, she’d chase after it like it would be the only food she’d seen in days. She was a strange cat
When Boris bring out vodka, I actually thought some alinity shit was about to go down
How dare you think such things about our favorite slav?!?! Smh
I agree
Boris: Shot Of Vodka. For My Cat..?
Comrades: *Sweats Bullets*
*alinity intensifies*
So does the neighbors cat just...show up to get food or does Boris “borrow” it?
Yeah the "car" eats a lot of celery
@@takumifujiwara6414 This is what happens when you type on mobile. PC superior guys XD
@Apple Tek Support ew who uses autocorrect you boomer
Boris: "Don't feed your cats onions, it's poison for them"
Also Boris: 16:12
it’s water
Boris is a professional debil. Don’t try this at home.
Water bottle
-kanye
hed prolly have yoinked it immediately if the cat had tried eating it
"When someone is offering sushi, just walk out the door" I'm afraid I'll have to file divorce papers, Boris 😢
good.
Why dose your husband love sushi?
Maybe her husband is also female? I think this is only option
Wijkagent Wim Rietveldt
Sorry but
That would be a wife, then, wouldn’t it?
@@lambda2657 lmaooo
When does Artyom gets his own intro
He does. It's in "life of Artyom" playlist
Just watch life of Artyom and you will se almost at the beginning the intro,but it is a little mixed with the Boris's normal onr
I wanted to say *one"
Artyom: nah im on diet
Kasha: *F U D*
In russian Каша
@@artman2679 and Im Estonian comrade
Artman oatmeal
f u d
3:25
Artyom was like”Should I slap this cyka or spare their life...”
Artyom‘s face when Boris give him onions is like he have seen some shit at Stalingrad
Ah good to see Artyom all grown up. makes me happy :)
Remember, Grandmama always say : "Do not eat this cat unless it is from Vadim."
artyom is so big! he's a growing boy, i'm sure he's glad he's got such a great owner like you taking care of him
So when Artyom gets his own channel, talking about slav cat life, will he say "Kasha Bylat"?
Kasha means porridge, so yeah
Blyat, not bylat
If you watch his first artyom video you can see that Kasha is actually his Sister
"Smell good taste good" "pls give , no why you go"
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
15:39 Artyom: "yummy melon"
Kasha: "yummy hand"
These cat subtitles walked into my bedroom and shot me on the spot.
this is the quality content I subscribed for
For this randomness I subbed you: First games, the food and after that random thing again.
Artyom is such a handsome cat! He deserves all the pets and treats.
Boris: Dinner time!
Artyom: Didn't I already have dinner?
when he pulled out the vodka i deadass started sweating. dont need another alinity thing happening to slav supreme no sir
I was always confused about alinity because i thought boris said he died of an od but I have seen him in videos after that one, so are those older videos or is cousin alinity okay
@@agentbarron3945 ailinity is (was? hopefully she's not still active but idk) a twitch streamer who abused her cat. She made it drink vodka and once just threw it over her shoulder ON STREAM
agentbarron his cousin is Anatoli, not alinity.
Artyom is so cute! He reminds me of my cat. (If I drop any food while I cook, he'll play with it until he gets hungry and then he'll eat it)
“Floor spice”
These cats have learned much from Boris
When it's end of month and you need to feed your cat
This is cursed lmao
Blblblll Ahahaaa no it’s Boris
No no no, this is beginning of Month.
Boris: Makes cats eat questionable food
PETA: We have no jurisdiction here
Neighbor: hey how was your day my kitty?
Cat:"vomits"
Wow thank you so much for the likes ❤️
This deserves more likes 😆
Hopefully the neighbor's cat isn't allergic to anything and doesn't turn into a puking machine...😰😷😸😸😸
LMFAO
That cat was like a vacuum lol
Cat: comes home drunk from gopnik party