This is getting out of hand.. (fan mail unboxing)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
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    Take a look at storage room where Boris keep all the mail. This time got a package from as far as India. Watch Boris unbox the tons of mayonez and semechki. No marmite this time.
    PO BOX is now closed. Thanks everyone for sending.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @GopnikHardbass
    @GopnikHardbass 7 лет назад +3565

    I don't get the negative comments. I can't see any anger or dissapointment in this vid, its still entertaining. Maybe a little loss of patience at the end but you have to understand that it didn't took 26 minutes. Boris probably spent there about half of a day, who wouldn't be tired? The other thing is demonetization of the videos by youtube. Boris quit his job to do these vids an youtube fucked him up. Someone said in the comments that Boris is capitalist now... well you are probably young sir so let me tell you one important thing: living cost money. Especially when you dont have the normal job where you can get insurance etc. So this vid took 4 days of work and hours of editing for free just to get smashed by the mindless comments. Not the best deal i think.
    Stay cheeki breeki guys but remember that Boris is a human being too.

    • @jamestedjo3736
      @jamestedjo3736 7 лет назад +137

      Gopnik McBlyat Pure communism never works, we apply Commupitalism, we all share to Boris but only Slav Lord chooses whom is worthy of his blessing.

    • @0105dimas
      @0105dimas 7 лет назад +142

      boris is no capitalist
      youtube is

    • @doncehd6448
      @doncehd6448 7 лет назад +11

      Mc Blyat :ooo

    • @Zelousmarineinspace
      @Zelousmarineinspace 7 лет назад +40

      Gopnik McBlyat
      Commies can get a free helicopter ride.

    • @akunohana3278
      @akunohana3278 7 лет назад +3

      Mr. Meatballs 😔

  • @crackaby7075
    @crackaby7075 4 года назад +297

    I like how many youtubers just go with the fanmail saying "Awww, thanks!" But this guy is straight up honest.

    • @engineergaming5989
      @engineergaming5989 3 года назад +28

      "This is what it's come to, this is all the shi-"

  • @jollykirby2138
    @jollykirby2138 5 лет назад +2084

    "ever tried licking underside of car?"
    *this is worse*
    -boris

    • @EUROPAONTOP
      @EUROPAONTOP 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @swagmessiah919
      @swagmessiah919 5 лет назад +16

      Ио ьцт еуе шill мауву

    • @milkyJuman
      @milkyJuman 5 лет назад +6

      @@swagmessiah919 I see wat you did there

    • @corettaha7855
      @corettaha7855 5 лет назад +5

      I like that he assumes we responded in the affirmative

    • @Ricky911_
      @Ricky911_ 5 лет назад +2

      Not as bad as reading the dictionary LOL

  • @serapheid3669
    @serapheid3669 4 года назад +350

    Whatever negative comments there were, I'm glad they're buried now. Boris' fingers were red and almost bleeding halfway through the video.

    • @gunnarthefeisty
      @gunnarthefeisty 4 года назад +22

      they're hot red at 5 minutes, jesus

    • @minhnghiaduong
      @minhnghiaduong 4 года назад +9

      I need to DRIVE HOME FROM HOME

    • @RRJOfficial
      @RRJOfficial 4 года назад +1

      + you are not supposed to work hard to have a successful life or to be respected :)

    • @rafaelkesic
      @rafaelkesic 2 года назад +1

      fuck now I can't watch the video without feeling uneasy :(

    • @serapheid3669
      @serapheid3669 2 года назад +4

      @@rafaelkesic He didn't bleed, but the color they had made them look sore like sunburn, so no worries about anything disturbing in the video.

  • @Heneraluha
    @Heneraluha 5 лет назад +1828

    Boris: "Sergei, bread".
    Sergei: *SLAV BREAD DISPENSER 3000*

    • @UltravisionaryTAB
      @UltravisionaryTAB 5 лет назад +4

      Countryballs Random Publishes Da.

    • @decaffeinatedgaming9569
      @decaffeinatedgaming9569 5 лет назад +10

      Need a dispenSergei here

    • @stormyweather901
      @stormyweather901 5 лет назад +3

      I think it’s funny coming across random countryball peoples

    • @Kittyxoxo
      @Kittyxoxo 5 лет назад +12

      i like when he says "Bread me" and a slice flies at him

    • @serg_sel7526
      @serg_sel7526 5 лет назад +2

      Сергей это я, работаю на этой работе уже 18 лет

  • @LifeofBoris
    @LifeofBoris  7 лет назад +5960

    so I sound tired now? well who wouldnt be after hours of unboxing. also, I am wearing a balaclava that muffles my voice.

    • @goofonurface
      @goofonurface 7 лет назад +449

      One can only imagine the toll of unboxing for hours while still creating top quality videos. Remain strong boris you're the only big RUclipsr who has integrity and passion for their videos

    • @stompchunkman4248
      @stompchunkman4248 7 лет назад +75

      You're cool Boris, anyone can get tired. Keep up the great videos.

    • @ShahjahanMasood
      @ShahjahanMasood 7 лет назад +4

      yeah it sounds wierd.

    • @ItsRainingLemons
      @ItsRainingLemons 7 лет назад +17

      Greeting from Greece my friend.

    • @nathanielsmith2661
      @nathanielsmith2661 7 лет назад +35

      You do sound tired but it is to be expected good job keep it up comrade

  • @luciasodapops6089
    @luciasodapops6089 5 лет назад +2613

    I want a true friend who I can say “Bread me.” and they will give me a piece of bread. That is true friendship

    • @corettaha7855
      @corettaha7855 5 лет назад +9

      Lucia Ulven 🍞

    • @bread5493
      @bread5493 5 лет назад +12

      Give me your credit card and we will be friends I'll buy 🥪

    • @luciasodapops6089
      @luciasodapops6089 5 лет назад +3

      😂🤣
      And don't worry man your English is good it's perfectly fine

    • @shinkshonkers3787
      @shinkshonkers3787 5 лет назад +4

      *starts coating in egg, flour, and panko breadcrumbs* There, happy now? (Get it cause breading meat or something)

    • @xananymous431
      @xananymous431 5 лет назад

      I want a danders boy with shy voice calling my name..
      *no homo btw*

  • @digitalg3nocide
    @digitalg3nocide 5 лет назад +554

    To Boris..
    From.
    *silence*
    Mayonez

  • @martynas6ha4griefer
    @martynas6ha4griefer 7 лет назад +6107

    people keep saying that hes ungrateful and just throws the gifts away but 90% of stuff is always the same, a lot of it asking to be signed without even sending enough money for postage, also, just imagine opening your fridge and seeing 97 jars of mayonez and 60 tubes of other substances
    it is fine if you show your appreciation by sendind him stuff but in my oppinion a single letter saying "come visit here, keep up the good work" is enough, if you want to send food don't be repetitive, send some extravagnt food not another jar that he has a full fridge of.
    you have very nice fans Boris, but a lot them seem to think you're ungrateful, but me myself would be a little sick of opening packages 90% the same.
    that said, keep up the good work!

    • @moizsabbi1817
      @moizsabbi1817 7 лет назад +207

      Martynas4EverGamer64 underrated comment

    • @toby7641
      @toby7641 7 лет назад +134

      Plus the all the walls were covered in some guys trash that he sent

    • @Ms.Fowlbwahhh
      @Ms.Fowlbwahhh 7 лет назад +117

      The only repetitive food item should be mayonez just so he can try different mayonez from around the world. Whether he keeps it or not is up to him.

    • @DarkGamerLV
      @DarkGamerLV 7 лет назад +214

      And he is throwing stuff away for fun, to make videos funny. Not to disrespect someone. He has lots of random stuff that people send, he can't waste one video peer box to respect all the content that is inside the box.

    • @longvu8132
      @longvu8132 7 лет назад +64

      Martynas4EverGamer64 i think the mayonnaise joke are a bit too far now

  • @kierademuerte9694
    @kierademuerte9694 5 лет назад +1193

    I got the impression that Boris wants more cosmetic materials

  • @tybirous3417
    @tybirous3417 7 лет назад +223

    This is something people don't realize. People in warehouses, the ones that handle your mail, they don't give a shit. They're not paid enough to give a shit, they're going to throw your crap into the back of a trailer, then throw more crap on top of it. Wrap that shit well.

    • @RobloxViedosForYou
      @RobloxViedosForYou 7 лет назад +19

      Management tell you to throw the packages to save time

    • @SomeGuy0192
      @SomeGuy0192 7 лет назад +11

      calm down there, amazon ad department

    • @overcast2018
      @overcast2018 6 лет назад +2

      I agree.. I work at a warehouse and we dont give a fuck on packages.. We are have a quota of 1000 cases per person so we always find ways to be faster.. Like throwing and kicking stuffs..

    • @ReizungV
      @ReizungV 6 лет назад +4

      sad that you don't give a fuck about other people's property or stuff that they are mailing. I don't completely blame you. I blame your employer. If you had more people employed you could handle less packages per person.

    • @overcast2018
      @overcast2018 6 лет назад +1

      Joakim Carlsen and whats worse is this company is one of the biggest and well established logistics company around the world..

  • @probablylucky6671
    @probablylucky6671 5 лет назад +655

    "So next time you are considering sending me mayonez from Japan, umm... don't." 😂

    • @plomben
      @plomben 5 лет назад +28

      That last bottle of mayo is actually a very good Japanese one, best one ive ever tried in my life (im from Norway, living in Latvia). In Japan they use more egg yolks in the mayo, so it has more taste!

    • @straightpipediesel
      @straightpipediesel 5 лет назад +21

      Saw that coming a mile away. The Japanese always drastically change things to meet their tastes when they import them. See also curry, soy sauce, pork cutlets (tonkatsu), ketchup spaghetti, rice omelettes...

    • @laurawollner9353
      @laurawollner9353 5 лет назад +5

      I love QP mayonnaise ☺️

    • @romannasuti25
      @romannasuti25 4 года назад +13

      It’s fantastic, but somehow I imagine the oil in it has gone rancid in the time it took to get to him which is why he didn’t like it lol

    • @jacobmikel4981
      @jacobmikel4981 4 года назад

      * spit

  • @AmalijaDreality
    @AmalijaDreality 7 лет назад +479

    His fans are all babushkas deep inside that worry that he might get hungry. Just look at all the food that he got. Slav fans, well done

    • @tardigradelover4423
      @tardigradelover4423 7 лет назад +13

      agreed! if i wasnt dirt poor, id send hin everything i own blyat!

    • @maximkostenko9933
      @maximkostenko9933 7 лет назад +29

      Going to Babushka for Week: 67.2Kg. Going back: 70-90Kg

    • @maximkostenko9933
      @maximkostenko9933 7 лет назад +5

      Cheeki Ivan-HD that sounded like faschism, my comrade...

    • @WinkysWorldPsionicParallax
      @WinkysWorldPsionicParallax 7 лет назад +6

      Cheeki Ivan-HD They are slavs deep inside

    • @talltale9760
      @talltale9760 7 лет назад +2

      Cheeki Ivan-HD It ain’t 1978 anymore red dog

  • @reggiep75
    @reggiep75 7 лет назад +106

    I can't comprehend how some people send things with the weakest of packaging when something is likely to travel up to 5000 miles. Box, air packaging or packing foam balls, another box and further safe packaging for goodies to keep mayonaz safe!

  • @michaelsun6620
    @michaelsun6620 6 лет назад +824

    *Please do not send me biological waste.* I died after this

  • @Desmondisdumb
    @Desmondisdumb 5 лет назад +244

    "Here try these out. If it's poison let me know"
    -Boris

    • @XuSushi
      @XuSushi 2 года назад +2

      Bro I died when he found the condom and said "hmm"

  • @CricketTheHivewing
    @CricketTheHivewing 5 лет назад +970

    “To Boris, from... mayonez”

    • @igi1225
      @igi1225 5 лет назад +10

      Is it weird i found this commment when this part played?

    • @yulles225
      @yulles225 5 лет назад +6

      Igi122 Same tf

    • @igi1225
      @igi1225 5 лет назад +8

      Magic. Now we have to squat

    • @Groupser
      @Groupser 5 лет назад

      Откуда ты узнал?

    • @professionalretards255
      @professionalretards255 5 лет назад

      @Zambuni Bros Blitz fack off lettle western shit

  • @RAZ3RBLAD3
    @RAZ3RBLAD3 5 лет назад +500

    22:18 inside the box, right side, there is a bug running away on the bubble wrap

    • @Lightblinder
      @Lightblinder 5 лет назад +88

      I initially thought it was, but it's a chocolate chip sliding down, there's another one on the lid =P

    • @Aus10McNeal
      @Aus10McNeal 5 лет назад +15

      @@Lightblinder I went through this same thought process.

    • @snowfallv6931
      @snowfallv6931 5 лет назад +17

      Ok just ignore the condom

    • @TheRealBleach
      @TheRealBleach 5 лет назад +4

      Ew

    • @ImanolProd_
      @ImanolProd_ 5 лет назад +9

      I also thought at first that it was a bug, but I looked closer and yes, there was a chocolate chip sliding down

  • @idlehandsarizona
    @idlehandsarizona 5 лет назад +493

    States of United America...perfect Slav-lation...so great

  • @crabby4911
    @crabby4911 5 лет назад +346

    "My name is Andrew, and im 13 years old"
    *thank you for the letter*

    • @lowgradetriplea1620
      @lowgradetriplea1620 4 года назад +7

      Ya it's a bit akward

    • @nytrex_yt7417
      @nytrex_yt7417 4 года назад +5

      Hmm....

    • @chocchip4172
      @chocchip4172 4 года назад +22

      If he read everyone's letter out loud, this video would be like 3 hours long..

    • @bogi2557
      @bogi2557 4 года назад +8

      There is a reason, and a good one too.

    • @crabby4911
      @crabby4911 4 года назад +3

      @@bogi2557 what is the reason then

  • @lunokhod3937
    @lunokhod3937 7 лет назад +198

    You sound exhausted. Don't die of exhaustion, Boris. Actually, I don't think that's that possible, since you've got more food than a corner shop.
    Still, don't overwork yourself, and close the PO box if you have to.

  • @Chips2DipsAlt
    @Chips2DipsAlt 6 лет назад +447

    **slaps table*
    "This room can fit so much freaking mail in here."

    • @slickfire1579
      @slickfire1579 6 лет назад +4

      Chips2Dip *slaps roof of comment
      This comment couldve fit so much slavness in it

    • @helpme-7855
      @helpme-7855 6 лет назад

      GOPNIK

  • @d.c.f1953
    @d.c.f1953 5 лет назад +781

    Me: strawberry in a tube that sounds interesting
    Also me: *see's boris pour a white substance out of a tube*
    Thats not strawberry jam

    • @autumnpurpleyoutube
      @autumnpurpleyoutube 5 лет назад +18

      VIRUSLOLZ tube lube

    • @loot3647
      @loot3647 5 лет назад +13

      cum

    • @lorelo.
      @lorelo. 4 года назад +14

      @@loot3647 Not cum.But a chemical used in the creation of cum

    • @jacobmikel4981
      @jacobmikel4981 4 года назад +4

      Processed, *spit

    • @j0546
      @j0546 4 года назад +4

      Toothpaste

  • @Denza06
    @Denza06 5 лет назад +307

    There are many accents,, but your accent is called Boris

  • @ykgaming3613
    @ykgaming3613 5 лет назад +681

    2:21 Sergei, bread me...
    IAM DEAD

    • @Groupser
      @Groupser 5 лет назад +3

      Медицина то платная!

    • @sweetpea3770
      @sweetpea3770 5 лет назад +3

      MMM...

    • @neuzie
      @neuzie 5 лет назад +1

      The Guy That's Russian I don't know what he is saying

    • @nicholasread4977
      @nicholasread4977 5 лет назад +1

      don’t forget the MMMMM

    • @c10ud23
      @c10ud23 5 лет назад +1

      *MMM...*

  • @masterchiefyoutube2516
    @masterchiefyoutube2516 5 лет назад +288

    0:09 This is all the shi-
    -Boris,2017

  • @lisbeth135
    @lisbeth135 5 лет назад +217

    23:25 Ah, that tired-bordering-going-crazy laugh.

  • @ledurand
    @ledurand 5 лет назад +291

    Boris:”Many fans from Texas”
    Me:howdy boris

  • @powandwow750
    @powandwow750 6 лет назад +526

    4:35 “States of United America“ XD

    • @bryanotero123
      @bryanotero123 6 лет назад +30

      Sound better

    • @KynBleiddVI
      @KynBleiddVI 6 лет назад +24

      PowAndWow a gun magazine from a 13 year old, hmmm o.k that's normal right? With an *empty* casing?

    • @EternalEmpr3ss
      @EternalEmpr3ss 6 лет назад +5

      SUA

    • @trailerpark7170
      @trailerpark7170 6 лет назад +1

      STATS UV OONIGHTAD AMUROCU

    • @richardpowell4281
      @richardpowell4281 6 лет назад +1

      I also like when he thought the quarter was from Idaho. They've been putting different states and things on quarters for the past 2 decades, that was too funny.

  • @SolidSnnake
    @SolidSnnake 7 лет назад +215

    boris you sound tired my friend get some rest

    • @vm_duc
      @vm_duc 6 лет назад +10

      SolidSnnake that's the sound you make when you unpack 2 hours worth of stuffs.

  • @jessicacole8404
    @jessicacole8404 5 лет назад +689

    *I think he ate strawberry lube*

  • @sunflowerseedshell3687
    @sunflowerseedshell3687 3 года назад +21

    I love this video.
    Boris sounds so young and happy.. im Actually surprised and disappointed about the negative comments
    Boris puts a lot of work in his video and he had a hard time, it’s okay that he lot his patience
    This video probably took so many hours editing

  • @genericloner
    @genericloner 5 лет назад +153

    0:26
    The sound of a broken man.
    Good lord, what has happened to you Boris?

  • @qurbanabbas1448
    @qurbanabbas1448 7 лет назад +1012

    My favorite session of Boris

  • @unavaible7601
    @unavaible7601 7 лет назад +624

    I spend exactly 127 dollars in beer !

  • @cheshirekat8273
    @cheshirekat8273 5 лет назад +78

    "Sergeï, bread me!"
    - Boris, 2017

  • @olliesmith4235
    @olliesmith4235 6 лет назад +336

    This guy deserves way more subs like seriously

    • @antipro1079
      @antipro1079 6 лет назад +7

      Ultimate Dingo i agree, a true gopnik deserves millions of subs

    • @YelyahSaltessers
      @YelyahSaltessers 6 лет назад +1

      Guy? You don't know who you are talking about he will choke you with Japanese Mayonez

    • @j3in725
      @j3in725 6 лет назад

      10 million+ easily

  • @DBetz109
    @DBetz109 7 лет назад +84

    18:04 Boris that is Hibiki(or Верный whatever), Japanese ship handed over to the Soviets after the WWII surrender, but she is personified in a Japanese game called Kancolle.

    • @DBetz109
      @DBetz109 7 лет назад +7

      The second photo was Hibiki with Soviet ship Gangut.

    • @yoloson1187
      @yoloson1187 6 лет назад +4

      All i care is that they made anime slav pictures.......

    • @joddypranata1862
      @joddypranata1862 6 лет назад

      Best of KC

  • @michaelwesten4624
    @michaelwesten4624 7 лет назад +104

    no end of month this month for Boris. all that food will feed you a long time

  • @BluE68_
    @BluE68_ 5 лет назад +248

    “I wonder what this tastes like
    NO!
    Blyaaaaaaa”
    I’m dying lol

  • @magnus6091
    @magnus6091 6 лет назад +430

    Have you ever tried licking the underside of your car?
    *well this is WORSE*

    • @peterrubint1837
      @peterrubint1837 6 лет назад +8

      Magnus Cheese there is a story here

    • @magnus6091
      @magnus6091 6 лет назад

      @@peterrubint1837 yes chuvak

    • @yeetermceater1594
      @yeetermceater1594 5 лет назад

      Yes

    • @ashwen337
      @ashwen337 5 лет назад

      some people in Yukon actually tried to lick underside of they car most of them are idiots who haven't grad to collage or high school they also try breathing in the asots smoke from car and that stuff make your lungs black

    • @Sans-qk8nt
      @Sans-qk8nt 5 лет назад

      how does he know

  • @valentinmihalescu608
    @valentinmihalescu608 7 лет назад +446

    We are now 900k gopniks,very good. Hope we will soon be over 1mil. squating gopniks

  • @SeriousApache
    @SeriousApache 7 лет назад +348

    18:25 - It's like non-Slav version of Zvezda assembling kits.
    Zvevda sell models of tanks, jet fighters, helicopters etc. which you need to assemble.

    • @sadone4658
      @sadone4658 7 лет назад +4

      RUSapache which need to gift him next time either a tank, plane or ship :3

    • @SeriousApache
      @SeriousApache 7 лет назад +6

      I'm afraid, that assembled model will not survive shiping.
      And disassembled sets are not alowed anymore.

    • @StinkyBlack1
      @StinkyBlack1 6 лет назад

      RUSapache what do you mean not allowed

    • @SeriousApache
      @SeriousApache 6 лет назад +3

      Boris said "Can you please send this stuff already assembled next time?"

    • @sadone4658
      @sadone4658 6 лет назад

      RUSapache its doesn't really mean.. he said that coz her facial parts are already assembled of decals

  • @PC_Simo
    @PC_Simo 3 года назад +34

    Lesson learnt: Never send anything fragile to Boris. It is not optimized for the Slavic postal transportation, brought to you by the Borislavonian Post Office.

  • @stevanmilojevic6750
    @stevanmilojevic6750 6 лет назад +563

    *Sees condom*
    "Hmm"

  • @tkeynurse40
    @tkeynurse40 5 лет назад +226

    “Ah,sausage,”
    Now I know what to put in my package to Boris,
    Another package!

    • @jacket6213
      @jacket6213 5 лет назад +6

      And in that package is another package.

    • @tkeynurse40
      @tkeynurse40 5 лет назад +4

      DIO DA BEST JOJO and inside that package is another package

    • @sketchyperson1234
      @sketchyperson1234 5 лет назад +7

      And in a compartment of the slab of concrete is a huge firework with "BOSS SLAV" written on it

    • @templedoombryan3200
      @templedoombryan3200 4 года назад

      Sadly the PO box is closed

  • @SOUNDWAVE98
    @SOUNDWAVE98 7 лет назад +709

    22:17 Spider in box *BLYAT!*

    • @primoultra
      @primoultra 7 лет назад +33

      S O U N D W A V E I SAW THAT TOO 😂😂😂

    • @casual-goy8811
      @casual-goy8811 7 лет назад +29

      it's a smartie from the open smarties pack

    • @king-retard
      @king-retard 7 лет назад +8

      it looked more like an o-ring

    • @Markatronista
      @Markatronista 7 лет назад +19

      what do you expect its from czech republic

    • @jetspeedr
      @jetspeedr 7 лет назад

      Do you know what means blyat

  • @id10cyy
    @id10cyy 5 лет назад +287

    “I seem to have lots of fans in the Philippines!”
    Yes. I am one of those fans.

  • @oldrandomcomputing6247
    @oldrandomcomputing6247 5 лет назад +324

    I got to wonder...
    Has Adidas ever sponsored you yet?

    • @mariapatalau803
      @mariapatalau803 5 лет назад +1

      Never

    • @tasosg.9405
      @tasosg.9405 5 лет назад +6

      @Landor Silverblood there s also abibas and adipas

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 5 лет назад +4

      Weslav is their biggest competitor.

    • @dhybrfyty9219
      @dhybrfyty9219 5 лет назад

      нет, dalmibdas doesnt like weslav and boris блять

    • @seal1524
      @seal1524 5 лет назад

      "No, Never, never was, never will be)

  • @ichi-bann
    @ichi-bann 5 лет назад +40

    4:00 boris mayonez flip OH MY GOD!

  • @GundamReviver
    @GundamReviver 7 лет назад +40

    to whomever made tiny boris: tiny boris is awsome!

  • @trippa3553
    @trippa3553 5 лет назад +38

    “Because right now, I need to drive home from....home”

  • @jojjo113
    @jojjo113 5 лет назад +25

    Comment on the Danish stuff;
    In Scandinavia is very popular to put the dried onion on a hotdog with ketchup
    The "gammeldansk" is a spiced liquier, with 12 spices, really great for a bloated stomach
    The canned meatballs is just...no.
    Their beer is great

  • @el0senor0wino0
    @el0senor0wino0 7 лет назад +61

    That little Boris is really well made. Fucken awesome! You need to feature him in a future video.

    • @LifeofBoris
      @LifeofBoris  7 лет назад +19

      he is new sidekick along with kakadu

    • @petermclarine2215
      @petermclarine2215 7 лет назад +4

      @Life of Boris, you need to feature "little Boris " in your store preferably before the Christmas Holiday, I want to buy one so I can hang him on my tree or from my Christmas stocking. I bet you would sell out of them fast.

  • @nhm86
    @nhm86 7 лет назад +17

    Awesome man. In that package from Denmark, the big red cans and small blue cans is what we used to get our army rations. The cans is baked pork lever. kinda like pork-pate

  • @Bakostlegend
    @Bakostlegend 5 лет назад +35

    “If this is some freaky Japanese adult stuff then I will blame you if I get banned.”

  • @luucvinky2194
    @luucvinky2194 6 лет назад +332

    States of United America😂

  • @vorosgellert5606
    @vorosgellert5606 5 лет назад +107

    6:20 because he is a western spy

    • @Ivurri
      @Ivurri 5 лет назад

      *russian voice* i know how you know, you is a western spy

    • @tweet6403
      @tweet6403 5 лет назад +1

      EvilCZ idk man, he looks pretty Hungarian to me

    • @jackruddy1189
      @jackruddy1189 4 года назад

      no its because road side picnic is a russain book thats clearly the basis for stalker so tom sent him knowing that he played stalker

  • @minioreocow4644
    @minioreocow4644 7 лет назад +90

    *22:17* ...did anyone else notice a little black dot dash to the right side of the box?

  • @zenguin5933
    @zenguin5933 3 года назад +15

    I never thought I'd feel so bad for a guy having to open so many fan packages. Poor Boris, that had to be exhausting.

  • @enzothebaker780
    @enzothebaker780 7 лет назад +47

    Guys, give Boris a break. Boris, you should take a break too, it'll help your health.

  • @schprox
    @schprox 5 лет назад +595

    I'm a Japanese viewer, I'm thinking about sending you 20 kg of mayonnaise

    • @communism3687
      @communism3687 5 лет назад +6

      AKI D 7030 he closed P.O. Box

    • @kennethchou4384
      @kennethchou4384 5 лет назад +7

      +Communism For good reason.

    • @mayamuller9233
      @mayamuller9233 5 лет назад +2

      @@kennethchou4384 why!

    • @Hagashager
      @Hagashager 5 лет назад +17

      @@mayamuller9233 people kept sending leaking boxes which damaged other packages. His P.O. box complained.

    • @schprox
      @schprox 5 лет назад

      Noo.. He closed his P.O box..

  • @WackoMcGoose
    @WackoMcGoose 7 лет назад +24

    As an American postal carrier, this video makes me extremely glad that currently the only parcels I have to deliver at this point are ones Amazon sends out. Not looking forward to when the holidays begin and I have to deal with ones that look like these... Also I guess postal handling standards in Eastern Europe are pizdec, considering all the leaking packages. The shrink-wrapped leaking monstrocity at 19:40 would be going straight in the hazmat bin, for one thing... along with an "Извини!", aka "PS Form 3849", in their mailbox.

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose 7 лет назад +2

      ...I was always taught it was spelled with a C. Weird.

    • @karanpatran5421
      @karanpatran5421 7 лет назад

      Curtis Lenox true his subscribers are frm all over the wrld. But some people in the cmnts takes his jokes serious and start hating americans for real.

    • @therealcnado
      @therealcnado 7 лет назад

      Karan Patran True, true

    • @Cainus44
      @Cainus44 7 лет назад

      You have to understand that most Americans culture and identity is being replaced with non-white garbage cultures. When Americans see white people abroad with an actual culture, it reactivates the last bit of pride they have left in their people. A major reason why Boris's channel is so popular with Americans is that it gives some measure of white culture to latch on to in a country that increasingly hates them for being white.

  • @TrayTerra
    @TrayTerra 5 лет назад +22

    23:25 best moment **anticipating laughter** and boom, big box 😂

  • @ringsystemmusic
    @ringsystemmusic 7 лет назад +398

    Ahh, now I know what to send Boris. Fermented biological waste and five thousand model kits covered with my seme- I mean signature.

    • @lazypanda4921
      @lazypanda4921 7 лет назад +7

      Good joke. Sadly this got lost in the sea of comments...

    • @sadone4658
      @sadone4658 7 лет назад

      lol XD

    • @renzo00
      @renzo00 7 лет назад +17

      and make sure the box is leaked and the wraps are covered in expired green-ish mayonez

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj 7 лет назад +8

      Semechki?

    • @Muster_Muckee_II
      @Muster_Muckee_II 6 лет назад +7

      To be honest that would be *your* signature.

  • @samuelleskovar9084
    @samuelleskovar9084 6 лет назад +88

    does boris ever need to buy his own food or does he just live off all the food his fans send him?

    • @mcsquid6861
      @mcsquid6861 6 лет назад +15

      averageSam a true slav can live off small amounts of scavenged vodka, potatoes, and mayonez

    • @kurtov4895
      @kurtov4895 6 лет назад

      averageSam whell its comunisum so I tink its fans

  • @AetherCarl
    @AetherCarl 6 лет назад +160

    sTaTeS oF uNiTeD aMeRiCa

  • @botanicalyuuchan
    @botanicalyuuchan 5 лет назад +6

    Lol the mayonnaise from Japan is really different from the rest of the universe. There are strawberries on the condensed milk tube because we like to eat our strawberries with condensed milk. It's very nice. Just get a bunch of strawberries from Babushka's garden and dose that with the condensed milk.

  • @1riflemanray
    @1riflemanray 7 лет назад +41

    Only boris' channel is where an AD comes up I happily watch it fully in support of the slav superstar.

  • @goekce.a
    @goekce.a 6 лет назад +32

    I used to watch Boris's videos to have a laugh. Now whenever I watch him I just sigh because there is no real mean like Boris where I live. God I'm in love with this genius debil

  • @doon312
    @doon312 5 лет назад +82

    Boris: OOH SAUSAGE
    It was beef jerky

  • @texmarks7184
    @texmarks7184 5 лет назад +5

    You can tell that he is grateful for all the gifts but is just overwhelmed

  • @venstoma
    @venstoma 7 лет назад +49

    I was about to ask if you where feeling sick but then I remembered that you took a bath with your good mic

  • @ryanphaup5932
    @ryanphaup5932 6 лет назад +145

    Watching all the ads completely through, so you can afford postage. 😄

    • @eco4458
      @eco4458 6 лет назад

      Mmmmmmmmm
      Goood

  • @nadadealer4435
    @nadadealer4435 7 лет назад +32

    16:48
    That “Huckleberry Tea” is sold at every tourist shop in the United States.

  • @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe
    @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe 5 лет назад +47

    “Send back to mostly Denmark”
    Lmao

    • @bogi2557
      @bogi2557 4 года назад +2

      Just a little bit of Denmark.

  • @2sides108
    @2sides108 6 лет назад +31

    *except for that one guy who keeps sending cosmetics from Netherlands* LMAO

  • @fatcat2025
    @fatcat2025 6 лет назад +15

    Usually I don't like in boxing videos, for some reason I REALLY liked this one.

  • @jamestedjo3736
    @jamestedjo3736 7 лет назад +14

    Seeing Hresvelgr reminds me of that one event where the anime producer himself said "It's not panties, it's body armor/suit", ah how nostalgic.

    • @everlastingauraX
      @everlastingauraX 7 лет назад

      Kids next door you mean

    • @sadone4658
      @sadone4658 7 лет назад +1

      James Tedjo yup and she's one of good looking FA girl than other FA girls

  • @Gookinasnoop
    @Gookinasnoop 4 года назад +37

    "I have many Texas fans"
    Me who actully lives in Texas: hmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @janakiramr7631
    @janakiramr7631 7 лет назад +162

    What if someone sent a western spy on that package?

  • @submariner144
    @submariner144 6 лет назад +565

    hi Boris, how do you know if the foods are not poisoned?

    • @jacknoble6668
      @jacknoble6668 6 лет назад +383

      Boutros A Slav king is immune to poison.

    • @submariner144
      @submariner144 6 лет назад +70

      Oh of course, didn't think of that.

    • @antipro1079
      @antipro1079 6 лет назад +4

      John Izzo thats very true

    • @vasya507
      @vasya507 6 лет назад +100

      He feeds it to Sergei to make sure

    • @helarifam7937
      @helarifam7937 6 лет назад +5

      Boutros A he tests

  • @manzigabriel519
    @manzigabriel519 5 лет назад +125

    4:34 states of united america. LMAO

  • @corbinius.
    @corbinius. 5 лет назад +57

    "Sergei, Bread me."

  • @BradleyWhalley
    @BradleyWhalley 7 лет назад +27

    WE NEED A MINI BLYATMOBILE FOR MINI BORIS THE HUNT BEGINS!

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 7 лет назад +1

      Bradley Whalley Agreed, blin.

    • @bossboy191919
      @bossboy191919 7 лет назад +5

      Bradley Whalley Next 100 packages: CARS INCOMING

  • @lostphoenix.betaedition6965
    @lostphoenix.betaedition6965 5 лет назад +43

    Boris:*throws done road flare*
    Subscribers: care package inbound on you position

  • @Straw_Hat03
    @Straw_Hat03 5 лет назад +18

    1:02 who ever keep sending me empty shoeboxes u complete genius we will use this as inbox

  • @nitrodion2005
    @nitrodion2005 5 лет назад +61

    The package at time 22:17 had a bug in it

    • @sunnydrop_DCA
      @sunnydrop_DCA 4 года назад +3

      I thought I was crazy when I saw that too.

    • @ajaycaligari
      @ajaycaligari 4 года назад +7

      Not a bug fortunately, going frame by frame (press < and > on keybrd) It's a small cylindrical thing.

    • @Knele_p
      @Knele_p 4 года назад +4

      And condom

    • @jakep1099
      @jakep1099 4 года назад

      I noticed it 😂 went to comments to see if anyone else did

    • @KitsuneHB
      @KitsuneHB 3 года назад

      @@ajaycaligari Maybe some licorice?

  • @malikchristiansen
    @malikchristiansen 5 лет назад +74

    12:34 not random noises, hes actually pronouncing økologisk remulade lol

  • @sepiliothane3648
    @sepiliothane3648 7 лет назад +101

    I love how Boris’s voice is slowly becoming more angry/disappointed as the video goes on

  • @jaidenmead1239
    @jaidenmead1239 6 лет назад +346

    At 22:18did anyone else see bug.

    • @MarioHDG64
      @MarioHDG64 5 лет назад +2

      Yes I did

    • @07WiFi
      @07WiFi 5 лет назад +21

      its not a bug its one of those glitter things

    • @sawyerclark8216
      @sawyerclark8216 5 лет назад +19

      You can see the "bug" again at 22:26.

    • @MarioHDG64
      @MarioHDG64 5 лет назад

      @@sawyerclark8216 Yeah

    • @nachjani4087
      @nachjani4087 5 лет назад +33

      It western spy

  • @Z2inab
    @Z2inab 5 лет назад +7

    his laugh is so fucking cute. I didn't expect it to be cute. I imagined it to be very santa claus kind of laugh.

  • @justincft
    @justincft 5 лет назад +205

    "from Oregon, USA" ah yes USA pronounced the way it should be.

    • @riorii2816
      @riorii2816 5 лет назад +14

      “OOsah” is what heard XD

    • @TechyyGD
      @TechyyGD 5 лет назад +4

      Ooseh

    • @badasshuh69
      @badasshuh69 5 лет назад +6

      States of United America*🤣

  • @yungjballa
    @yungjballa 6 лет назад +372

    This one guy, keeps sending these cosmetic materials”
    *Blyat*
    Edit: I can actually speak Russian now
    сука л тебя

    • @MikeBenko
      @MikeBenko 6 лет назад +28

      Please...no more. And that's how the Dutch beat the Russians...flooded them with cosmetics.

    • @yungjballa
      @yungjballa 6 лет назад +1

      Mike Benko sir... я люблю тебя for saying that. A true hero

    • @ahmadz4zuli548
      @ahmadz4zuli548 5 лет назад +3

      Сука

    • @theonedood6345
      @theonedood6345 5 лет назад +1

      Wear adidas and do squats.

    • @nikitapoletaev905
      @nikitapoletaev905 5 лет назад +1

      Caden Lange what are you trying to say it is poloski

  • @sandeeprai5883
    @sandeeprai5883 5 лет назад +31

    His laugh is everything

  • @bestrafung2754
    @bestrafung2754 7 лет назад +272

    Boris' videos take hours if not days to edit and he puts a lot of work into them, not to mention that RUclips demonetises a lot of his videos, so cut him some slack. He does this shit FOR US. Okay, he seemed a bit off in this ONE VIDEO, but what do you expect? Also, to those people hating on him: just fuck off. If you don't like it, then go away. Believe it or not, Boris is just human like all of us, he feels stress and shit.
    Boris, ignore these idiots. I agree that you seemed a bit off, but i totally understand that and I also understand that the microphone and the balaclava effects your voice. If you want to take a break then by all means do it, us actual fans will understand.
    PS: tell Vadim to stop stealing my semechki

    • @janakiramr7631
      @janakiramr7631 7 лет назад +10

      Are you done?

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj 7 лет назад +7

      Herobrine677 What do you think, debil.

    • @jaythompson1870
      @jaythompson1870 7 лет назад +2

      Herobrine677 why are you asking if he is done he is saying he’s opinion

    • @jorgeheinz1194
      @jorgeheinz1194 7 лет назад +4

      Dude he got almost 30k likes and around 250 dislikes. So i see no big hate here. You should be more positive and dont react to every piece of shit 1 or 2 have written out of thousends of people. Peace

    • @marmar5285
      @marmar5285 7 лет назад

      Premier Stingy He seemed different to me, but he was laughing alot. Seemed like he was having a good time, which is good. But i guess it also could have been out of lack or sleep or overwork

  • @vincetravisangeles2852
    @vincetravisangeles2852 6 лет назад +95

    You do have a lot of fans from the Philippines. I'm one of them.

  • @PsychoSubSandwich
    @PsychoSubSandwich 6 лет назад +47

    Someone send him another fucking room lmao

  • @cadaverousRemains
    @cadaverousRemains 5 лет назад +23

    22:18 who seen the western spy in a box?