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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2016
  • There is so much shit i have to get through...im honestly just considering doing one big mega episode at the dump.
    currently no PO box
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    This is a video series where I unbox an item and review it. I unbox all sorts of cool stuff. Some examples include: food, toys, and subscription boxes. The gimmick is, I do a bad job. This isn’t an unboxing therapy channel, and I don’t unbox the latest tech gadgets. If I need a graphics card, I might unbox that.

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @johannthemoose6040
    @johannthemoose6040 8 лет назад +4924

    the dude with the aderal, razor blades, and I shouldn't be alive. we should talk. that was gold.

    • @redasymalla4606
      @redasymalla4606 8 лет назад +345

      Ik, what a fucking legend

    • @nutmaster652
      @nutmaster652 8 лет назад +68

      Did you really just reference the gold standard!?

    • @sc00byp00h
      @sc00byp00h 7 лет назад +160

      I wish people would send me that

    • @redasymalla4606
      @redasymalla4606 7 лет назад +49

      Cassie Griffin I can send you some

    • @FourAlexia
      @FourAlexia 7 лет назад +57

      obviously been meme'ing for years

  • @Zenniverse
    @Zenniverse 8 лет назад +3999

    I was really surprised that he ate the bugs... But then I remembered Hair Cake.

    • @jmisrad4976
      @jmisrad4976 8 лет назад +53

      I've eaten the bugs. What's so bad about them?

    • @Salamander10
      @Salamander10 8 лет назад +3

      +Vamp are they any good?

    • @jmisrad4976
      @jmisrad4976 8 лет назад +61

      The larvae are good. The crickets are shit

    • @amysel
      @amysel 8 лет назад +4

      +Zenn it taste pretty great tho
      I'd eat some right now

    • @FrameShy
      @FrameShy 8 лет назад +5

      +Zenn Here in my garage i just saw this person here trying to promote his youtube channel

  • @wafflesjames1242
    @wafflesjames1242 3 года назад +659

    3 years later and I still can't believe someone sent him perfectly good adderall

    • @aurelienlux
      @aurelienlux 3 года назад +13

      They may have snorted the content and sent empty pills lol or they're just retarded

    • @bryonfrye7282
      @bryonfrye7282 Год назад +9

      Thats a huge win honestly...

    • @tesstickles4621
      @tesstickles4621 10 месяцев назад +2

      Worth so much money

  • @liam81900
    @liam81900 6 лет назад +1488

    4:40 Black Panther (2018)

  • @patrickkline5818
    @patrickkline5818 8 лет назад +1203

    When his alarm went off and he flipped shit like someone had a gun to his head lmao

  • @dattebayo8258
    @dattebayo8258 6 лет назад +4676

    “ I hope you won’t get offended, but I won’t eat food off this, it’s covered in paint”
    Meanwhile, in a different video..
    *Sprays metallic silver spray paint in mouth*

    • @just.justice111
      @just.justice111 6 лет назад +12

      HOKagE DATTebayO ikr

    • @thatsugs
      @thatsugs 6 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @indiscreetbeat
      @indiscreetbeat 6 лет назад +4

      What video was that again?

    • @emma-wq4qi
      @emma-wq4qi 6 лет назад +22

      angryartichokes21 the diamind play button bad unboxing

    • @coldhart9726
      @coldhart9726 6 лет назад +26

      WHAT A DAY WHAT A LOVELY DAY EHE EHE

  • @TheToribash99
    @TheToribash99 4 года назад +816

    Imagine smuggling a controlled substance to some youtuber you've never met as a meme....

    • @larrylikesdairy3140
      @larrylikesdairy3140 4 года назад +10

      Jawa Gang did you send it lol?

    • @bigchungus4328
      @bigchungus4328 4 года назад +25

      The behavior of a legend

    • @wumbology3109
      @wumbology3109 3 года назад +7

      Meh, I bet it's a joke, I'm sure that is not actual aderole pills

    • @aurelienlux
      @aurelienlux 3 года назад +9

      @@wumbology3109 They could have been empty but they were definitely Adderall XR pills

    • @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641
      @ananthropomorphictalkinggo6641 2 года назад +1

      If dogs can't smell it, you can mail it just fine. They don't open your packages.

  • @DJWarwing
    @DJWarwing 6 лет назад +246

    _"Suicide is badass."_
    - Dr. Mantis Toboggan

  • @yourpalray9922
    @yourpalray9922 8 лет назад +2007

    The comment section is getting as bad as filthyfranks. I've seen at least 30 variations of "what are you gay"

  • @TheMightofDab
    @TheMightofDab 8 лет назад +821

    "I won't eat from this plate because it is covered in paint"
    -ebups 2016 aka the guy that spray painted his teeth, spray painted his table, ate a cake made of his own hair, and ate dead bugs covered in chocolate coating.
    aka the love of my life

    • @TheMightofDab
      @TheMightofDab 8 лет назад +2

      Jehn Seena Flip off, Jew. my papi

    • @user-vw4tc1pq8y
      @user-vw4tc1pq8y 8 лет назад +27

      what r u fuckin gay

    • @nickhighland799
      @nickhighland799 7 лет назад

      also took a big bite out of the inside of an ice pack, and gargled and spat out creepy crawly goo. lol

    • @Am82Grace
      @Am82Grace 7 лет назад +14

      x2dylan when I painted the plate I put a protective spray on it so he technically could've eaten off of it.

    • @sangresolida
      @sangresolida 7 лет назад

      Amanda Stewart Did you actually paint the plate?

  • @travisstewart182
    @travisstewart182 4 года назад +200

    "Someone spent $8 to send me a picture of Danny DeVito"

    • @cumguzzler8537
      @cumguzzler8537 4 года назад

      Cock

    • @augisr1877
      @augisr1877 4 года назад

      And he went "somewhere" after looking at it...

    • @Abby._.379
      @Abby._.379 3 года назад

      And I’ll do it again 👏

  • @asav301
    @asav301 6 лет назад +675

    Wont eat off plate
    Eats maggots and crickets 3 hours later

    • @dr.baiter9813
      @dr.baiter9813 6 лет назад +15

      HotColossalSausage they’re edible tho

    • @austinlodell4515
      @austinlodell4515 6 лет назад +26

      They are mealworms you piece of shit

    • @jamesmccarthy9056
      @jamesmccarthy9056 5 лет назад +18

      @@austinlodell4515 who are you even mad at here, lol

    • @terroristpickle5187
      @terroristpickle5187 5 лет назад +2

      Then sprays silver paint in mouth in another video

    • @axlerrose4773
      @axlerrose4773 4 года назад +2

      And eats a cake with actual human urin in it

  • @whorebagsss
    @whorebagsss 7 лет назад +156

    You won't eat off a painted plate, yet you'll use cancerous spray paints indoors.
    Genius.

    • @rogainegaming6924
      @rogainegaming6924 7 лет назад +2

      it was spray on food coloring

    • @sparksthedaytrader9606
      @sparksthedaytrader9606 7 лет назад +7

      and he put spray paint in his mouth once

    • @CalamityM
      @CalamityM 7 лет назад +5

      +1800 No it wasn't, I googled the can he used: it was enamel paint. The man is a beast. He cannot be killed.

    • @whorebagsss
      @whorebagsss 7 лет назад +3

      Damn, he truly is a savage. Perhaps stupidly savage.

    • @whorebagsss
      @whorebagsss 7 лет назад +7

      Uh, how is proving a point something bad? Are you telling me you just run off your mouth without having any idea of what you're speaking about?

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 8 лет назад +226

    came directly into my boxers when i got the notification, keeping me warm.

    • @adrielle088
      @adrielle088 8 лет назад

      +Mr Not That Famous me too!

    • @GrimZombiex
      @GrimZombiex 8 лет назад +1

      +Petting Guy "Heh, being random is still funny....r-right guys?....Guys?..."

    • @jordand5555
      @jordand5555 8 лет назад

      +Grim Gram "I'm nudging my elbow but no one is there with me..." this guy is proselytizing himself everywhere....

    • @FilthyFred
      @FilthyFred 8 лет назад

      +Mr Not That Famous 11k can get you a verified sticker?

  • @josephgeneral3420
    @josephgeneral3420 8 месяцев назад +18

    God i miss this idubbz.....

  • @Ryker_One
    @Ryker_One 5 лет назад +48

    Ill never get over the lethal amount of adderal with the I shouldn’t be alive dvd. Best gift ever

  • @abrahamblackmore3115
    @abrahamblackmore3115 7 лет назад +151

    "Okay so in here we have a nearly lethal amount of adderal and an i shouldn't be alive dvd"
    ah the fans. they do care.

  • @eastonf7469
    @eastonf7469 8 лет назад +556

    Was that mantis fuckin alive?

    • @fayeenoki7429
      @fayeenoki7429 8 лет назад +144

      "Oh shit the fuckin' praying mantis! Oh geezu-"

    • @brendonmajzik4402
      @brendonmajzik4402 8 лет назад +170

      +Anthony S. you know ya boi snackdubbs don't fuck with no mantises

    • @thegamerthatplays9609
      @thegamerthatplays9609 8 лет назад +34

      if it was fuckin alive that would've sucked

  • @chubbypapaya
    @chubbypapaya 6 лет назад +67

    "My greatest gift for the greatest man. Sic semper tyrannis."
    - Dayron Arias

  • @dirkthedaring5131
    @dirkthedaring5131 6 лет назад +188

    5:00 mmbeh.....m.....mbeh...

  • @Shaymin00000
    @Shaymin00000 8 лет назад +372

    That alarm even scared me.

  • @michaelcorcoran6353
    @michaelcorcoran6353 8 лет назад +349

    I wasn't going to watch anymore RUclips for a while, but then I saw the words "Mantis Toboggan" and a picture of Frank.

  • @yeeboi9292
    @yeeboi9292 5 лет назад +53

    2:42 Now that’s just something straight out of a horror movie

    • @Mayo_enjoyer
      @Mayo_enjoyer 4 года назад

      That’s me on a daily basis wdym? 🤔

    • @whosthetank777
      @whosthetank777 3 года назад

      yeah came here just to find this lol

  • @ronanrobinson5422
    @ronanrobinson5422 4 года назад +27

    1:19 “laow faow!”

    • @ronanmg
      @ronanmg 3 года назад +1

      We have the same name

  • @KickTheBabyKAF
    @KickTheBabyKAF 8 лет назад +530

    When ur phone on 2 percent but a new idubbbz video comes out

  • @nurjzap
    @nurjzap 8 лет назад +588

    YO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MANTIS WE GOTTA KNOW

    • @PapakatsuTom
      @PapakatsuTom 8 лет назад

      Me too

    • @sasaki8765
      @sasaki8765 8 лет назад +60

      +Spownach I wish he'd have kept it, but judging by his reaction probably not. I used to keep Mantis as pets all the time as a child, they're inquisitive and not actually aggressive at all usually. Only towards stuff they can eat or that moves really fast. You can usually hold them and they'll just chill.

    • @vithral8834
      @vithral8834 8 лет назад +215

      No kung fu panda 3 spoilers pls.

    • @LimeDoe
      @LimeDoe 8 лет назад +43

      +Vithral jack Black gets a paycheck at the end

    • @wolfyd.knottinghamthecuteb9505
      @wolfyd.knottinghamthecuteb9505 8 лет назад +1

      +Tom Nguyen
      mouth full of nuts I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @jamesofhoenn4790
    @jamesofhoenn4790 Год назад +21

    “My videos indoctrinated a lot of people”
    His videos;

  • @jaydonblackburn5950
    @jaydonblackburn5950 3 года назад +8

    Who else watching these over again in 2021

  • @PolarCatsAttack
    @PolarCatsAttack 8 лет назад +1801

    This channel is:
    Creative
    Awesome
    Nice
    Cool
    Entertaining
    Resplendent

    • @Austrianaut42
      @Austrianaut42 8 лет назад +64

      lol
      c
      a
      n
      c
      e
      r

    • @horrennei2970
      @horrennei2970 8 лет назад

      +Frankly Franklyn u
      s

    • @theperfectmagicianofdoom102
      @theperfectmagicianofdoom102 8 лет назад +13

      Sorry, I don't understand. Did you mean: "What are you fucking gay?"

    • @PolarCatsAttack
      @PolarCatsAttack 8 лет назад +4

      sweg boii Stop recycling the same two words over and over. It's fucking stupid. Even Ian stopped. Surely you'll still aspire to be just like him, right?

    • @bubbyboy5944
      @bubbyboy5944 8 лет назад

      +Zero Word Life, this is Basic Thuganomics.

  • @nathangarcia5737
    @nathangarcia5737 7 лет назад +823

    The dude can eat meal worms but can't smell ketchup?!?

    • @ink1929
      @ink1929 7 лет назад +20

      Nathan Garcia does d he realise that crickets often have parasitic zombie worms in their intestines?

    • @abolo717
      @abolo717 7 лет назад +41

      Ink what are you fucking gay?

    • @ink1929
      @ink1929 7 лет назад +1

      Abolo 7 I wonder how many people say that to him

    • @AnimePropaganda
      @AnimePropaganda 7 лет назад +7

      I rather eat meal worms

    • @brownsugar5279
      @brownsugar5279 7 лет назад

      .

  • @markkirk8939
    @markkirk8939 2 года назад +12

    5 years later I just find out you opened my letter I sent when I was 16 I was the saltine crackers and you’re welcome for that

    • @beastmanreview009
      @beastmanreview009 2 года назад +1

      I like that.

    • @beastmanreview009
      @beastmanreview009 2 года назад

      I actually just uploaded my iDubbbz Transformers reference video haha!

    • @markkirk8939
      @markkirk8939 2 года назад +2

      @@beastmanreview009 I’ve been making bad unboxings on a separate channel called CircleKirk Productions

    • @beastmanreview009
      @beastmanreview009 2 года назад

      @@markkirk8939 I'll check yours out man! I'll even sub!

    • @beastmanreview009
      @beastmanreview009 2 года назад +1

      @@markkirk8939 Hopefully you'll like my vids mate!🤙

  • @dogshltsniffer9933
    @dogshltsniffer9933 Год назад +4

    I’m a drunk 37 year old man giggling his ass off at this again.

  • @royalgaming519
    @royalgaming519 7 лет назад +838

    he won't eat of the plate because it had paint on it but he spay painted his mouth

    • @tdr1750
      @tdr1750 7 лет назад +8

      Royal Gaming exactly

    • @thorhagen295
      @thorhagen295 7 лет назад +1

      Royal Gaming

    • @Glassee
      @Glassee 7 лет назад +13

      Yet he'll eat a rotten strawberry. And glue

    • @imhigj9191
      @imhigj9191 6 лет назад +1

      Royal Gaming what a lovely day!!

    • @saxo2346
      @saxo2346 6 лет назад

      Royal Gamin

  • @ChickenChipz
    @ChickenChipz 7 лет назад +273

    It's what looks like a lethal amount of adderal with a DVD that says "I Shouldn't be Alive". LMAO

    • @bloom36922
      @bloom36922 6 лет назад +4

      I always thought that part was so underrated

  • @samcampola4932
    @samcampola4932 6 лет назад +16

    “Maybe a nearly lethal amount of adderall “ 😂😂😂

  • @teacherbunbun9082
    @teacherbunbun9082 6 лет назад +11

    "THE ALARM CLOCK GIVES YOU NEGATIVE ASMR" That is actually the most true thing in this video.

  • @birdhouse000
    @birdhouse000 8 лет назад +488

    Reading these comments gets me one step closer to finishing it all

    • @yolodaswagg
      @yolodaswagg 8 лет назад +18

      it's like they're all written by the same 2 year old

    • @birdhouse000
      @birdhouse000 8 лет назад +31

      DrYes what are you fuckin gay xDDDDD MEME KING'd

    • @vithral8834
      @vithral8834 8 лет назад

      The same ORIGINAL 2 year old.

    • @somedumbass9762
      @somedumbass9762 8 лет назад +1

      Take me with you

    • @refineries147
      @refineries147 8 лет назад +1

      +DrYes
      There's no way a 2 year old could have that much cancer

  • @GothicCitrus
    @GothicCitrus 8 лет назад +469

    That alarm shit was #relatable af

    • @PeterOwenReal
      @PeterOwenReal 8 лет назад

      +Potatoeing #truuuuuuuuu

    • @vithral8834
      @vithral8834 8 лет назад +1

      ikr! Gotta get up and ready for school! xD #Same

    • @autoporridge
      @autoporridge 8 лет назад

      When your alarm gives you a real heart attack just so the alarm can contact help.

    • @artythekot
      @artythekot 8 лет назад +6

      +Potatoeing Oh god the hashtags and "Relatable, Same! XDDDD" shit

    • @voidinheritant
      @voidinheritant 8 лет назад +4

      +Potatoeing That comment was #FuckingCringe asf.

  • @Swagmittens
    @Swagmittens 6 лет назад +5

    I really love it when he keeps the gifts like those candles and the plate. It warms my heart

  • @jacklyle8208
    @jacklyle8208 4 года назад +32

    Who else saw a cricket moving in his mouth

  • @DolanDark
    @DolanDark 8 лет назад +978

    Nice Marc M memes

    • @wolfyd.knottinghamthecuteb9505
      @wolfyd.knottinghamthecuteb9505 8 лет назад +10

      hey gooseboy want any breadcrumbs

    • @1324Potato
      @1324Potato 8 лет назад +8

      Marc m isn't a meme. he's the realest nigga in the game since 05

    • @Tartiv
      @Tartiv 8 лет назад +1

      +Dolan Dark i freakin love shark week

    • @MrSpyro1994
      @MrSpyro1994 8 лет назад +1

      +Wolfy D. Knottingham The naughty wolf I don't even know what to say about this name.

    • @neonmangoz
      @neonmangoz 8 лет назад

      +Chris The Wolf if you read into it even more,it gets dirtier,If you know canines.

  • @mryetiman6302
    @mryetiman6302 7 лет назад +242

    You tubers be like "I love you guys"
    Iddubz be like "fuck off"

    • @evantambolang3052
      @evantambolang3052 2 года назад

      Especially if they like those dumbasses who have the nerve to promote their shitty channel

  • @kevinjennerproductions2024
    @kevinjennerproductions2024 4 года назад +11

    3:31 But he does have this candle, damn this scene is satisfying

  • @hannahpaine9379
    @hannahpaine9379 6 лет назад +73

    I was looking up some information about mental illneses for school and idubbzs came on my recommended.

  • @angie28641745
    @angie28641745 7 лет назад +526

    It's 4 a.m schoolnight, can't sleep so I have Idubbbz maraton. I also have crippling depression

  • @xmotoxseasonx1059
    @xmotoxseasonx1059 8 лет назад +46

    "ok i dont have a hammer but i have this candle" 👌

    • @papagrande7191
      @papagrande7191 8 лет назад +1

      I almost choked I laughed too much

    • @camokiller4252
      @camokiller4252 7 лет назад

      xMoToXsEaSoN x right before he said that i saw your comment lol

  • @Whovian1029
    @Whovian1029 6 лет назад +5

    I sympathize so much with Ian's thing about the alarm. My math professor used that alarm once in class and it freaked me out when it went off.

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 6 лет назад +1

    A nearly lethal amount of adderal and a DVD of "I shouldn't be alive".Genuinely had to pause the video from laughing, fucking hell!

  • @brookem659
    @brookem659 6 лет назад +1736

    Danny devito pic was in the Jake Paul Content Cop

    • @jd_alofa
      @jd_alofa 6 лет назад +7

      can you link the timestamp pls

    • @brookem659
      @brookem659 6 лет назад +8

      Mr. Popo Watches You In Your Sleep 3:12 :)

    • @MisterDayDream
      @MisterDayDream 6 лет назад +31

      I'm just surprised he still had it this whole time, glad to see it make a cameo.

    • @jd_alofa
      @jd_alofa 6 лет назад

      Thanks m man but i meant the timestamp in the content cop 😊

    • @brookem659
      @brookem659 6 лет назад +5

      Mr. Popo Watches You In Your Sleep 15:41 sorry!!

  • @hayleyruddofficial
    @hayleyruddofficial 7 лет назад +79

    *gets a bunch of candy and some edible bugs*
    *eats edible bugs*

  • @samgomez9942
    @samgomez9942 4 года назад +5

    Why tf does he flinch and get all freaked out when he sees the Praying Mantis container but then casually eats crickets and meal worms.

  • @heavy_chevy.0194
    @heavy_chevy.0194 Год назад +3

    Idubbbz, Max, and Frank are gonna make future generations gonna wonder how low humanity sinks to make people laugh.

  • @Geegs
    @Geegs 8 лет назад +68

    "I don't have a hammer, but I do have this candle" *smash* HOLY MOTHERLOAD OF KEKS I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

    • @condiegov
      @condiegov 8 лет назад +2

      +Autism Incarnate holy motherload of cringe here we go

    • @Geegs
      @Geegs 8 лет назад +27

      +condiegov [dogepictalksabootcringe.png]

    • @hypochondriac1
      @hypochondriac1 8 лет назад

      +condiegov *doge*

    • @osamabinswaggin7761
      @osamabinswaggin7761 8 лет назад +3

      Kenetic Kups ty i love being an autist

    • @identikit5441
      @identikit5441 8 лет назад

      everyone here is a hypocrite you are all FUCK

  • @madseason5614
    @madseason5614 7 лет назад +223

    I wouldn't have put that flute in my mouth.

  • @dennisalvarado5134
    @dennisalvarado5134 4 года назад +6

    "someone spent $8 to send me a picture of Danny Devito " You're welcome...

  • @alan4f30
    @alan4f30 6 лет назад +1

    I love the adderal and DVD one. Haha this video was hilarious. Keep up the good work!

  • @Ebwite
    @Ebwite 7 лет назад +192

    Hey Ian that plate you can eat off of it. It was cooked in a kiln that coats it in a clear ceramic layer that makes it shiny. The paint won't wear off.

    • @bortsampson6301
      @bortsampson6301 6 лет назад +33

      Not all paints and glazes are foodsafe after being put in the kiln. I took a terrible ceramics class in college and there were separate lists of coatings that could be used on items that would be touching food, and ones that couldn't. Plus the plate could have just been coated in fucking varnish for all we know. I definitely wouldn't eat off of a random painted plate mailed to me by my shitty fans if I were him

    • @nameless-bx8qu
      @nameless-bx8qu 6 лет назад +3

      e Did you make it?

  • @BRAVENEWORDERFILMS
    @BRAVENEWORDERFILMS 8 лет назад +248

    With all that Adderall, I expect at least 15 new videos in the next 4 days...

    • @vithral8834
      @vithral8834 8 лет назад +12

      Ben A I love when people take my YouToop comments seriously.

    • @BRAVENEWORDERFILMS
      @BRAVENEWORDERFILMS 8 лет назад

      ***** Just remember what I told you...

    • @BRAVENEWORDERFILMS
      @BRAVENEWORDERFILMS 8 лет назад

      ***** Just remember what I told you. We know where you live😉

    • @UCe1fEzyELt3iPfJMjSE8Qg
      @UCe1fEzyELt3iPfJMjSE8Qg 8 лет назад +1

      +Ben A the winner of the most triggered man on the internet goes to you

    • @doctorcum
      @doctorcum 8 лет назад

      +Ben A That is not that much adderall. What you really want is amphetamine salts, essentially it's prescription meth. Even better is desoxyn which is exactly prescription meth.

  • @AA2004
    @AA2004 5 лет назад +7

    4:59 me eating my stranger aunt's food without hurting her feelings.

  • @cloroxbeach647
    @cloroxbeach647 6 лет назад +91

    4:56 I swear I saw one move

  • @SlenderSmurf
    @SlenderSmurf 8 лет назад +288

    i was only 16 years old
    i loved chef so much
    i had all the merchandise and movies
    "chef is love" i say
    "chef is life"
    my dad hears me and calls me a sous chef
    i know he was just jealous of my devotion for chef
    i called him a cunt
    He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep i'm crying now
    my face hurts
    i lay in the kitchen, its really cold
    a warmth is moving towards me
    a feel a something touch me
    its chef
    i'm so happy
    he whispers in to my ear, "my name is chef"
    he grabs me with his powerful chef hands
    and puts me on my hands and knees
    i'm ready
    i open my oven for chef
    he puts his soufflé in my oven
    it burns but i do it for chef
    i can feel my oven melting as my eyes start water from the smoke
    i turn the heat up against his powerful soufflé
    i want to please chef
    he prepares a might meal and fills my oven with his spices
    my dad walks in
    chef looks him straight in the eye and says
    "have you seen chef"
    chef is love, chef is life

  • @chase_h.01
    @chase_h.01 8 лет назад +704

    Hey that fucking inflatable fucking crown looks kinda familiar...

  • @muggedinmadrid
    @muggedinmadrid 5 лет назад

    idubbbz: the youtuber who does youtube like he's above it. what an OG and a fiesty little thang. love him!

  • @carsonmcneice9560
    @carsonmcneice9560 4 года назад +3

    "Hey guys, welcome back to another fan mail..."
    *Picks paint off his table*
    "Bad Unboxing"

  • @couplemonkeys1429
    @couplemonkeys1429 7 лет назад +443

    someone actually sent you drugs lmao

    • @DerpyForza
      @DerpyForza 6 лет назад +5

      Gary Laudermilk jaja, that's funny, you're funny jaja

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 6 лет назад +5

      Derpy Forza that profile pic is on point, my dude!

    • @frowlinian8175
      @frowlinian8175 6 лет назад

      NoVeD thanks, but no...

    • @kamphet1987
      @kamphet1987 6 лет назад

      Ahahaha wow drugs so epic lmao it's not like they exist ajajajaj

    • @peggyraymond2460
      @peggyraymond2460 6 лет назад

      Gary Laudermilk i need some of those drugs my mail is P.Obox 882 Altaville ,95221 CA

  • @fishymemes8986
    @fishymemes8986 6 лет назад +269

    That’s why I always change my alarm sound every couple months

  • @tripptaglieri9398
    @tripptaglieri9398 5 лет назад +7

    1:19 the question I ask myself every day

  • @josephegan2004
    @josephegan2004 3 года назад +2

    Gen z wouldn't lazy a day watching these videos 😂😂

  • @theopiemonster
    @theopiemonster 8 лет назад +87

    This is starting to hurt. When the fan base just tries too hard, pls guys move on... we need new memes.

  • @DarknessViper99
    @DarknessViper99 8 лет назад +71

    Hey, it's Danny DeVito, time to officially rename this segment GAH-BAGE Mail.

    • @snek0488
      @snek0488 8 лет назад +48

      IM DU TRAESH MAYN, IYE EAT GAHBAGE!!

    • @mr.dancefloor
      @mr.dancefloor 8 лет назад

      +mu Brennan JOEL GET OFF THE COMPUTER JOEL RIGHT NOW JOEL "I EAT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBADGE DAD"JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

  • @RoarTheRapper
    @RoarTheRapper 5 лет назад +1

    I agree with your cellphone rant, that's why I don't set an alarm. My internal clock wakes me up fine enough, cause otherwise it freaks me the hell out.

  • @jarkat
    @jarkat 4 года назад +17

    It’s 2019. You know what that means. It’s almost time for a sweet sweet “thank you” from the hoarder behind the cyber matrix console.

  • @datboiwaddup3468
    @datboiwaddup3468 7 лет назад +120

    idubbz: I want to die
    half his fans: same

  • @cassierusyn3446
    @cassierusyn3446 7 лет назад +83

    Damn even iDubbbz can put on false lashes better than me

  • @garretonio5541
    @garretonio5541 5 лет назад +1

    i cant smoke weed while watching these i just exhale all the time from laughing

  • @OOoo-tg4cn
    @OOoo-tg4cn 6 лет назад +14

    "Im the king," said idubbz
    "Nah n***a im the king"

  • @larrydavis6556
    @larrydavis6556 8 лет назад +594

    I'm probably not the first person to say this but......
    iSubbbd

  • @shadowdoomdread
    @shadowdoomdread 7 лет назад +504

    stop breaking my shit

    • @stabledesk4389
      @stabledesk4389 7 лет назад +4

      shadowdoomdread wreath no

    • @alinelaura7714
      @alinelaura7714 7 лет назад +75

      shadowdoomdread wreath You gave it. It is no longer yours.

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 7 лет назад +17

      Aline Laura Yeah, but its kinda fucked to ruin stuff people give you. Although a lot of the stuff he gets is crap.

    • @ontan7287
      @ontan7287 6 лет назад +6

      @ everyone who replied
      he was being sarcastic

  • @dannyboi5887
    @dannyboi5887 11 месяцев назад +2

    7 years later and the screen shake burp still fucking sends me every time

  • @DATRATMANZ
    @DATRATMANZ 3 года назад +14

    When his content was actually good

  • @talia6429
    @talia6429 8 лет назад +114

    Man I wish people would sent me Adderal :(

  • @Frankenbutt99
    @Frankenbutt99 7 лет назад +14

    Edongs will eat moldy strawberries and cake full of hair and piss, but he refuses to eat off a plate covered in paint. Ok.

  • @justinford9427
    @justinford9427 5 лет назад +2

    The alarm scared the shit out of me too😅💀

  • @dylanhaslayers
    @dylanhaslayers 5 лет назад

    Gets a box full of candy, he eats the worms and crickets lmao

  • @SgtFunBun
    @SgtFunBun 8 лет назад +42

    "Someone spent $8 to send me a picture of Danny Devito."
    IM FUCKING DEAD

    • @vithral8834
      @vithral8834 8 лет назад +3

      Oh, you saw the video too? Nice! Same! Thanks for contributing that comment for the world to see.

    • @SgtFunBun
      @SgtFunBun 8 лет назад +10

      yea cause my comment is something to give a shit about among like 10,000 others yeah
      2/10 bad meme

    • @simonfrances4907
      @simonfrances4907 8 лет назад

      dude I love your profile pic. I actually learned how to play all of Sons of Winter and Stars on guitar. it took me like 2 months

    • @SgtFunBun
      @SgtFunBun 8 лет назад

      beta
      what are you
      gay

    • @SgtFunBun
      @SgtFunBun 8 лет назад

      Black Metal King
      thanks i can't play very well but im learning

  • @MegaLexin
    @MegaLexin 8 лет назад +59

    That moment one of your clan memebers shows papa how to tie a noose

    • @MegaLexin
      @MegaLexin 8 лет назад +1

      Yes
      I ment memebers

    • @Blackmetaljulian
      @Blackmetaljulian 8 лет назад +11

      +Buzz Catty good i hate when people men other things

    • @grbqn
      @grbqn 8 лет назад

      fuck off faze wannabe

  • @Wixle_
    @Wixle_ 3 года назад

    When your bored so you go back and watch all the bad unboxings again

  • @DoggoNutty
    @DoggoNutty 3 года назад +3

    I will forever return to this video simply to hear his potato wrapping remark.

  • @MeLikeBigBoom
    @MeLikeBigBoom 8 лет назад +73

    2:41 help

    • @goodchannelhahayes3462
      @goodchannelhahayes3462 8 лет назад +2

      +MeLikeBigBoom I didn't know you watch this sort of disease ridden content :^)

    • @WiezAnims
      @WiezAnims 8 лет назад +1

      +Maniacal Spontaneous Adding to my "youtube commentator collection", here we have one of the most common type of youtuber, "The Cynical". These creatures can be identified usually by some type of anime profile picture (usually using it ironically) and leaving the most sarcastic and blunt comments. Most hated by the rest of the youtube habitat, they thrive on the anger and pain of others, but are most common on youtubers channel such as FilthyFrank, Idubbbz, Pyrocynical, etc.
      Always remember to watch out for these creatures, and beware.
      This has been Dazh with "RUclips commentator collection", signing off.

    • @goodchannelhahayes3462
      @goodchannelhahayes3462 8 лет назад +3

      DazhAnims Adding to my "idiots I meet on the internet" collection, here we have one of the most common types of people on the internet, "The Wants To Be That Funny Guy By Knowing It All And Showing It In An Annoying Way, But Really Isn't Funny Or Smart In The Slightest". These _things_ can be identified by when they write some long annoying comment to reply to someone, with a bad profile picture (because they have no taste) and leaving the most annoying and wannabe know-it-all comments. Most hated by the rest of the RUclips habitat, they thrive on being idiots due to the sarcastic, ironic, or completely pointless comments of others, to make themselves noticed. They're common on pretty much any RUclips channel, and people like Papa Franku, Edoops, Pyrokinky don't like them either. Always remember to watch out for these, and beware.
      This has been Maniacal Spontaneous/Lewd Butt/Impulses with "Idiots I meet on the internet", going to dryhump my body pillow. (It's coming to life).

    • @WiezAnims
      @WiezAnims 8 лет назад

      +Maniacal Spontaneous Thanks for proving my point even further friend

    • @goodchannelhahayes3462
      @goodchannelhahayes3462 8 лет назад

      DazhAnims Thanks for making my day with your stupidity :^)

  • @walkerscarboro8287
    @walkerscarboro8287 8 лет назад +70

    What are you flipping homosexual?

    • @Medders
      @Medders 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @ItsThatSheep
      @ItsThatSheep 8 лет назад

      +Dawid Koscielny no fucking way, I literally just listened to that song for the first time about an hour ago

    • @SSelkie3
      @SSelkie3 8 лет назад

      +Dawid Koscielny DAMN SON! i bi-curious

  • @SuperSans64YT
    @SuperSans64YT 5 лет назад +7

    1:49 oh gawd it's James Charles kill it with fire!!

  • @c-dawgmusic7033
    @c-dawgmusic7033 5 лет назад +4

    3:30 he did it so smoothly

  • @BrutusBongo
    @BrutusBongo 8 лет назад +30

    If you don't get the "I'm the king" "nah nigga I'm the king" joke, look up "Nord in the 9th Ward"

    • @BrutusBongo
      @BrutusBongo 8 лет назад +1

      And the smash and grab joke was also from Sick Animation

    • @llortaton2834
      @llortaton2834 8 лет назад +3

      +Brutus Bongo actually it was from maxmoefoe, which he took from that sickanimation cartoon

    • @OJANproject
      @OJANproject 8 лет назад +3

      +llorTA toN So how was it from maxmoefoe then?

    • @llortaton2834
      @llortaton2834 8 лет назад

      just because

  • @fair_sophia409
    @fair_sophia409 7 лет назад +12

    he won't eat off of a painted plate, but he'll eat the inside of an icepack

  • @YoureSoCreezy
    @YoureSoCreezy 4 года назад +2

    Those alarm feels are so relatable

  • @_goblinspit_
    @_goblinspit_ 5 лет назад

    The it's always sunny in Philadelphia reference in the title. This is art.

  • @BolFelix
    @BolFelix 8 лет назад +58

    Why the fuck do I even watch this?
    Oh yeah, so fucking bored, procrastinating and alone

    • @vithral8834
      @vithral8834 8 лет назад +4

      How can this video be real if our eyes are not real?!

    • @MeatyArts
      @MeatyArts 8 лет назад

      +Duckslappin Joe eat Arbys.

    • @ytvidarchiveteam7727
      @ytvidarchiveteam7727 8 лет назад

      +Duckslappin Joe consider the humble mass shooting

  • @jacobomonello9327
    @jacobomonello9327 6 лет назад +40

    So thats where the picture of Danny Devito in the jake paul content cop came from

  • @crystaltorres3466
    @crystaltorres3466 3 года назад

    "Oh, So you like iDubbbz?"
    "Name everything in every package he got"

  • @nojustno.5846
    @nojustno.5846 5 лет назад +4

    0:18 the idubbbz roar