Dave Rubin And Russell Brand Have An Idiot Contest
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The truth is the entire thing never happened. Three tables of normal people who recognized Dave Rubin? I'm not buying it.
Me neither. As a server, I once had at least 3 of my tables point out that adult film star Buck Angel was sitting at the counter, and he's pretty niche. But Dave Rubin? No way.
P.S. Buck Angel was incredibly charming and kind, btw. He was in town all that weekend for a local Humane Society fundraiser, and I ended up waiting on him a couple more times since his hotel was across the street. He tips well, too.
@@warriorwaitress7690he's also become a TERF-ally, so eff him, and not in the way that makes him money.
😂
Exactly. Nobody knows who this dork is
EXACTLY
At the restaurant like
"Is that Dave Rubin?!"
"No honey, that's a wounded antelope with a victim complex."
More probably "who's this dude looking around with a smirk like he expects to be recognised at any time?"
@@leparfumdugrosboss4216 "honey, the wounded antelope is miming injecting something into his vein while vigorously shaking his head 'no'... "
Yes honey, it’s that idiot Dave Rubin.
Wounded antelopes are much smarter than Dave Rubin.
@@JohnDough-yr2zt dead antelopes, too
1 He's definitely vaccinated
2 No one recognized him in the restaurant. Only us weird online people would recognize him.
yep
I don't.
Dude it’s 2024, everyone is online
That being said, you’re right. No one recognised him in that restaurant
Who’s Dave Rubin anyway? And who the hell cares?
I think Emma is 100% right, I think he's not only lying about getting a "fake" document, but he's lying about being noticed and telling those people he's unvaxed.
Yeah I’m pretty sure that he shared evidence of getting vaxed back in 2021, and he’s already been trying to retcon his vaccine status cause of how big of a deal it is to his new audience.
I don’t think he had a fake document at all. I think he’s vaxed. He’s worried he would be recognized by someone at the restaurant and owned online, so he made up the rest of the story so that if it gets out his followers will be like, “no, that was fake. He’s really unvaxed”. It’s why the story is so poorly thought out through. It’s just about giving a little plausible deniability
Emma’s right. Because the only other explanation is that Dave thought to himself, “Oh hey. People know I’m not vaccinated. So, I should walk up to three tables & assure them I’m unvaxxed while spit-talking all over them and their food. That’ll put them at ease.”
Dave is dumb. But he can’t possibly be that dumb.
He has a baby now, too. No way he didn't get vaxxed.
I also think what the guys were saying with Rubin not being a true believer. I do think he does believe vaccines and masks work. As well as other things like that global warming is real and the politics of the right is terrible for minority rights, wealth inequality and systems are unjust etc.
He just doesn’t care. He wants the big bucks and perhaps he wants to be seen as a intellectual even when the people he’s pandering to mostly think his love of another man and raising a child together is an abomination.
Tim Pool to a lesser extent I think is probably similar in some ways. You can’t know but I do think some folks deep down know they aren’t very talented to make a career out of doing this type of content on politics broadly or on the left and know that the right is a much easier job that requires zero effort except for keeping up with the culture war talking points. They don’t need to worry about fact checking, reading and researching or even developing a likeable personality. The right is simple in many ways and I think that’s the main reason they sell themselves out so hard. Maybe there’s also a lot of bitter resentment that helps drive them and keeps them from self reflecting on the despicable choices they’ve made. 🤷♂️
yes, he can
I wouldn't underestimate Dave Rubin's level of stupidity.
How dare Emma question the integrity of DaveRubin. Complete lack of professionality /s
I think the bigger lie is people recognized him in a restaurant , and then he just went up to peoples tables?
"...and they came to me with tears in their eyes and said 'Sir, who the hell are you?' " - Rave Delusion
More likely, they were looking at a table behind him and he thought it was about him. Happens to him all the time, like when Ben Shapiro raises his hand to fix his kippa and Dave thinks he finally accepts to shake hands with him.
It’s be hilarious if he actually did go up to tables like that. How delusional do you have to be to think that multiple tables not only recognized you but watch your content enough to know that you’re unvaccinated lol
Exactly.. lol
I signaled him for more freshly ground pepper
The audacity and hilarity of an english grifter selling “1775” brand coffee to right wingers lol
😂😂😂💯🤣🤣🤣
Almost the polar opposite of what The Black Rifle Coffee Company has been doing.
He spends a lot of time promoting trump for an English person.
Goes to show how notions of patriotism really just mean a collective sense of whiteness for many of these right wingers.
Perfect gift for the Loyalists in your family.
Russell Brand, Jordan Peterson, Andrew Tate, all new religious grifters.
Penitent Sinners.
Gotta get a leg up on fellow grifters before we officially enter the post-Trump era
@@rustyk4645 I would use “unrepentant” but that is my opinion.
Believers are JUST too easy to scam.
@@toshir0m1 exactly
I think Emma is correct, my read is that Dave is too much of a coward to not have been vaccinated.
Dude is also a conformist. He didn't find his place on the left anymore so he changed his entire persona to conform to the right. This is a sheepish little boy, and he definitely does what he's told and then act like a "rebel" online.
@@JimmyNuisance imagine him being your dad?
So you think it's brave not to be vaccinated?
@@Paul....... Damn… why'd you have to threaten someone with such a thing.
@@michellescholz3016 No, the point flew right over your head.
If Dave Rubin held his views on vaccination authentically, he'd at least have the cajones to practice what he preaches. But he probably didn't, because he's a lying grifter. His "friends" openly state they don't endorse his way of life, and he just parrots their talking points like a coward.
Look at Fox "News". They preached endlessly that the virus was a hoax and the vaccines don't do anything, and yet it was later found that most of them got vaccinated.
Dave Rubin is what every suburban mom who neglects to take their antipsychotics turns into
😂😂😂
Emma’s Razor. Rubin is too scared to be sick that he got the vaccine on the back end. No pun intended.
Ol Tony H. My closest RUclips comments friend whom I don't actually know. Haven't seen you in a while but glad you're still around.
Don't take my boys soul!!
I'm with Emma: I think he's vaxxed and is lying about having a fake vaccine card made.
Dave rubin admitting he had a fake vaccine card .... a crime ... is absolutely bonkers
It's probably real, and he's just fibbing about not being vaxxed. Y'know, for street cred.
Just for posturing.
He's vaccinated
Hilarious though. An obvious lie, but the idea that someone would fake a vaccine card is just too funny.
@KarmaKahn People actually did get fake vaccine cards.
I remember Dave being asked in interviews if he's vaxxed and instead of saying "no", he would act like that's an extremely personal, inappropriate question. Dude was totally vaxxed on day 1 and then had to backtrack because his fanbase is firmly against it
They’re all vaxxed. I would even put money on people like MTG and j jones are vaccinated
Yuuuuuppp
Absolutely
Before day 1 in his eligibility group. Probably got it early (even though it was noted that before everyone was eligible, most locations always had extras that would go bad)
Im with Emma I'm sure him and his husband are vaccinated because of their young kids.
Emma has nailed it. Every time these "fake" anti vax people were asked if they were vaccinated, they couldn't answer yes, for fear of losing their viewers/voters and always replied with that's confidential medical information or they lied and said no.
They're vaxxed.
This assumes a level of basic reasoning ability and decency that I am not ready to attribute to him.
As soon as he started telling the story I knew this was it also. It's a story you tell if you're trying to cover your ass.. otherwise why even tell that fucking story???
@@chrisbradley3224 I don't really think so. It's incredibly obvious when people do this shit because they'll tell a story that has no other purpose. They think it's sneaky but it's actually really dumb and obvious. It's like sneaking around with a blanket over your head believing nobody can see you.
Agreed, but I will add this.
Emma's sort of wrong, because Dave Rubin actually is a true believer.
He's a true believer *IN HIMSELF* and his own intellectual capacity.
Kyle Kulinski pointed something out recently about Dave Rubin. He encountered Dave Rubin while at the Justice Democrats and he observed that Dave Rubin was only ever interested in Dave Rubin and promoting Dave Rubin. That was what people got tired of.
Dave Rubin is a classic underachieving attention seeker.
Dave Rubin pretending people in expensive restaurants actually know or care who he is 🤣🤡🤡
people recognised dave rubin in a restaurant, and KNEW his medical history, and cared?? yeah ok david i’m sure
He clearly made this entire scenario up 😂😂😂😂
Why tell that story? He says he told it to demonstrate how "hard he tried".. if that's true, why add all the stuff about the people who saw him, why not just say "I had to make a fake vaccine card to go to a restaurant etc" and leave it at that. Someone definitely saw him or took a pic of him and this is him covering his ass. He's lying about being vaccinated
There's probably a tiny bit of truth to it.
Went to the restaurant which asked for vax card.
Got paranoid when he saw people looked at him.
Made up this dumb story and finally told it.
“don’t worry, I AM still risking your life”
Me: Hello I’d like to buy some capri pants.
Clothing store associate: I’m sorry sir, Dave Rubin and Russel Brand bought out our entire stock.
Me: Ugh! Thanks Obama!!!
I think Emma nailed it. Remember when that woman asked Dave, during an interview, if he was vaxxxed and he threw a hissy fit and refused to answer?
Religious grifting knows no bounds
Just ask netanyahu.
in capris!
@@duhduhduhdiesel1436How so?
@@duhduhduhdiesel1436 Why would you single out jews when evangelicals have megachurches? Or prosperity ghospel freaks?
Your sentence should actually be: "Especially amongst christians, but also to an extent amongst other religions."
Christianity is BY FAR the worst greed-based grifter religion. There's so much grifting that the whole faith is fractured into many different branches, all with their own grifts and horrific practices of brainwashing and child abuse. Any flavor you want, there's a branch of christianity ready to take your money in any number of ways.
Jews are probably the least religious people of all religious minorities. They are also the least grifty. You don't see prosperity rabbis or megatemples with sermons that are watched by millions of fanatics on Jew-TV....
Tell me the mechanism for operating a jewish grift. How do they get their hands on those sweet dollar bills? In essence, what is the grift there?
well, it mostly follows the american border, so those bounds. Can't grift on people anywhere else anywhere near as well. Other countries educated their people.
I think Emma’s right. He isn’t a true believer and he’s trying to cover it up
My vote: He never went to the restaurant. He overheard someone else telling this story about a different place, and he assumed it for his own podcast storytelling purposes.
Oh yeah, none of that story ever happened
That's highly possible. I think he went, a person literally looked at him and then he made up this story.
Emma: "Rubin has said that he would debate anyone on this"
Sam: "...GET OVER HERE!"
Scorpion Sam is now in my head. Thank you so much X'D
Sam making fun of Rubin is a joy to watch
it's almost cruel........almost
I just don't understand how Rubin has an audience outside the people who watch to laugh at him. I can't imagine how any viewer would feel they get any value from watching his show.
Sam distracts you with these random videos, while convincing you to *vote for Biden* so that Biden can keep sending weapons & money to destroy Gaza 😉
not as much fun as making fun of sam and emma trying to rationalize the khiara bridges josh hawley debacle even on his own channel 98 percent of the comments were saying what idiots they were people with the capacity to give birth lol
This was an explosion of so many high level ideas.
It blew their socks off!
@@billyouka448 the lack of socks is the weirdest thing to me
Many brains were sent into recovery mode.
"And then everybody clapped"
Imagine making up a whole fake scenario in your head to implicate yourself of a crime, just so you look cool to your new idiot friend. I think Rubin won this round of the contest, but no doubt Brand will be coming back strong.
My sympathies for the person who had to sit through that talk to get the snippets. Hope they're getting paid very well.
Emma’s right. Dave is vaccinated for sure. He wouldn’t risk his life for a principle, even a stupid one.
Dave Rubin is as needy as a newborn.
But newborns are innocent and adorable.
I’m sure these imaginary people Dave made up not only recognized him but also knew his vaccine status. Like what are you talking about, Dave?
For 'charlatan', see Russell Brand.
huckster!
Hyuk Hyukster
First off... We all knew Dave was lying when he said someone recognized him...
the whole point of the story was that three people recognized dave in a restaurant
but for some strange reason, everyone is focusing on the vaccine part, which was just thrown in by dave as an afterthought
Holy shit, your a whole ass youtuber with a channel that I watch, it's like there's an IRLverse and you and MR exist in the same reality.
I recognized you so u r literally flexing on Dave Ruben already by accident lol
It turns out the only clip of Russel Brand that I can stand is one where he doesn't speak.
Yeah, I'm also thrown by people speaking stupid who don't explicitly sound american, weird.
You like him as a listener... 😂😂😂
I’m just waiting for Russel Brand to force his followers to drink Kool-aid
Every time I try to talk about this with someone, I get interrupted right away with “who’s Dave Rubin?”.
Nobody “recognizes “ him in restaurants or anywhere!
Imagine the Shockwave of stupidity that wiped out common sense in a 4 mile area during and after this meeting
if you want to check out stupidity check out the comments on the khiara bridges josh hawley debacle that sam seder and emma tried to tell us was a win for khiara lol even the comments on his own channel the emperor's new clothes
check out the stupidity of sam and emma's reaction to hawley vs bridges debate they actually tried to make excuses for khiara bridges the capacity for giving birth lady lol
@tomharrison6607 do you understand that a trans person isn't a female but still has the parts to give birth even though they technically aren't of the female gender.
You probably have the ability to classify something you agree with into sub categories but what you disagree with is indefinable?
Socks are out this year in the alpha-male wardrobe.
Apparently shirt buttons too
Oh I thought it was flooding in the area.
And bad hair color 😂
Apparently, taking it in the butt is too.
We know what they're doing to their socks
Without MJ, I wouldn’t know who Dave Rubin was.
Michael Jackson?
who’s MJ? spider-man’s girlfriend?
Weed?
Easiest explanation: He made the whole story up..
It's tough when you start a lie and have to include realistic details. And then remember it for the indefinite future.
I was laughing to hard watching Sam and Emma get so heated when they were essentially on the same page 😂🤣
genuinely had me laughing my ass off, like whoa, Emma is coming *HARD* at them about this lmao
@@spanqueluv9er Nobody cares.
@@KTL-351I'd love to see Emma coming hard
How much you wanna bet No One Noticed Him.😅😂
Noticed who? Umm.
@@josephreilly6328 exactly
Russel Brand is either a genius and grifting and laughing with his friends behind the scenes, or hes insane. Only two options.
The thing about these grifts is that often, even the people who started out with the dedicated purpose to make a fortune by knowingly BS-ing others get high on their own farts and start to believe the crap they're peddling. You have to identify with the product you're selling, and then the lines blur.
Brand is a very specific type of Brit that has studied the classics and thinks his knowledge of Latin and some big words makes him clever. Its just good education, there' not as much behind it as he pretends but if you keep pushing it and never back down many people will believe the hype and think you are an intellectual. Contrast it with Stephen Fry who could also use all the fancy words but doesn't for the most part because the general audience won't understand it. That's the fake vs real intellectual test right there.
He's also a sex predator
"Dave Rubin And Russel Brand Have An Idiot Contest"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:22 emma nailed it
I’ve actually had that same theory lol Emma did nail it indeed
Emma is correct. He did get vaxxed and lied about making a fake card. He is lying about pretending to do the right thing. He's so weak.
Bingo
I think Emma’s right.
And she's cute doing it.
Its like a perpetual idiot machine.
Clearly his brain remains stuck in recovery mode.
I think Rubin and Steven Crowder have the image of Sam popping up from under a desk in their nightmares.
Katy Perry dodged a bullet! Sheesh... 💯😂
He asked her for a divorce over text message right before he knew she was about to go on stage! I don’t know how they were still fans up until recently.
Katy Perry?
Katy Perry is a toxic narcissist too. Don't get it twisted. She's not a victim. Both narcs.
She's a narcissist too. Don't get it twisted.
@@slowerhaighter who asked her?
He is totally BSing about not being vaccinated.
Sam and Emma are having way too much...ok too much...no never mind the right amount of fun with this. XD
After watching sam stare menacingly into the camera with thunder background you'd think he could not frighten me again easily, but no. The "like and subscribe" jumpscare made me spill coffee, this is what Ruben meant Sam, this is how you are destroying the internet!
Emma is right.
Shouldn't Russel be in jail?
Yes.
The wheels of British justice turn incredibly slowly. Look up their post office scandal.
Absofuckinglutely.
Correct, we'll have to "create crimes" for it as Dems.
At the very least he should be facing criminal charges.
I am impressed. Emma definitely is the Velma of this Scooby-Doo group. She neatly and completely solved the mystery before the rest of the gang ripped the mask off the ghost.
Wait... Brand went from no religion, to friggin CATHOLIC?!?!
because your sins are forgiven, jesus died for them..........
atheist sins sit in their soul forever, torturing them...........
Don't worry, he won't be catholic very long. He's on the road to radical islam.
He heard that they are cool with sexual assault.
@@AsifKhan-hf9zylol
@@AsifKhan-hf9zyjesus is just a dead bisexual Arab jew
1. Dave is lying about everything. 2. Dave acts like California did something personal to him 🤷🏽♀️
It did... it rejected him by not even realizing he was there in the first place 😂
I guess he should move to Arkansas or Missouri if California is so terrible. I'm sure folks there would welcome him and his two-dads-family with open arms there.
"Ah, jeez - the vibe was dead in there."
The guy was bummed that the vibe was dead in that restaurant while there were many who *actually perished* due to COVID. What a buffoon....
Nobody:...
Rubin: don't worry guys it's a fake 😉
Idiot contest exactly. Only missing Jordan Peterson and we would have a trifecta of stupid.
Wounded antelope rubin continues to have daymares of Seder jumpscaring him
What a try-hard, man. "Heh heh, I'm famous too, Russell Brand! Let me tell you a totally true story where I had to do famous-person stuff and explain myself to strangers who totally knew who I was, honest!"
There's one more lie you haven't considered: that people were staring because they confused Dave Rubin with someone who is actually famous.
I'm distracted by the fact that neither of them is wearing socks.
where are their socks!!! their sweaty feet must be stinking!
Down their trousers to boost their self esteem
SOCKS ARE MASKS FOR YOUR FEET! LET THE TOES BREATHE, YOU HEATHEN!
1:42 “you remember? When you were famous and mattered” 😂
I don't think Brand blinked even once. He was eyeing Rubin like a carnivore. I despise both of them.
Bashing Rubin is such low hanging fruit... but it's so entertaining.
In normal times Brand would be in a padded cell in a asylum but we live in strange times where crazy is celebrated
And criminal and lying. Wondering how long this game will continue.
There’s no way three groups of ppl had any idea who Dave Rubin is
Nobody would recognize Dave at a taco truck, much less a fancy steakhouse.
My brain is in recovery mode.
As someone who used to like Russell, I stopped listening to him years ago because he made me feel like I was listening to a cult leader. 🥴😳
The wound of not getting a copy of Dave Rubin's book.
Are Brand and Rubin having a jeggings competition? 😂
Businesses absolutely allowed people to endanger their staff by not checking cards or enforcing the mask mandate. I experienced it first-hand. I literally quit because another employee tested positive, was not vaccinated, did not wear a mask, and we did not use sterilizing cleaning supplies… and when I was hired I specifically asked about COVID precautions and I was outright lied to. I disclosed my autoimmune illness after I was hired and still not changes were made. They told me everyone was vaxxed and they wore masks. Oh and we did not notify anyone. Nor did we close or clean surfaces.. I did. Voluntarily. It was probably the first time ever the phones were wiped down. I surely did spend $200 for a rapid.
Its so funny watch dave do the most because so many people on the right absolutely hate him and he has to overcompensate.
"See? I'm one of the good ones!"
These longer segments aee great.
Dave Rubin is one of those dudes that thinks he’s way more popular than he actually is
Breaking: we've obtained the transcript of an actual conversation at the restaurant on the date in question:
"Is that Dave Rubin?"
"Who the f#@k is Dave Rubin?"
Too bad RM Brown is at NY and isn’t doing the show because this sounds like something he’d be endlessly into lolb
And it makes me cry
God bless you
Actually, I think RM covered this at some point? Dave has told this same story in the past and I'm almost positive I saw it in an RM Brown segment
Haven't seen RM Brown in a while.
Got your ass, WOO!
"There's pandering and then there's pandering."
Might as well call it "Holy Roasted in 1775" 😂
Rubin and Brand are professsional non professionals.
1775 was the birth of several branches of the armed forces. June or July the Continental Army was formed, October 13 the Continental Navy was established, and November 10th the Continental Marines was formed.
Yeah, was going to say ... The fighting had started in Apr of 1775, and Britain had declared the American colonies to be in a state of rebellion by Aug of 1775. 1776 was the Declaration of Independence.
Hehe the ominous sam seder expression with his "destroyer of the internet" thunderclap! 🤣🤣 too funny.
I'm making 1774 coffee now. I'm gonna be rich 😂
I'm hitting 1777 coffee, get those gambler dolts as well.
I got a good laugh when Dave Rubin described himself as a “fighter.” Then I pictured how fast Dave would crumble into a ball if Emma debated him. (Or Sam.)
That's why he is refusing to debate Sam. He knows he would get his clock cleaned and he's scared.
I'd much rather see russel brand on chris hansen's show where he belongs.
There is no way people recognized dave rubin.
Dave Rubin walks into his own traps so many times I can't stop laughing.
Remember when Dave Rubin said he would quit his program if Joe Biden survived his first term? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
You're not surprised a grifter lied, are you😅. I know you're not, just asking for a friend 😂.
@@DavidHudgins-pi9nt I don't buy that you have friends.
Emma's theory is right ❤
Can Dave Rubin come up with an idea so idiotic that Dave Rubin can't misunderstand that idea later?
Dave Rubin: "Covid was such a tragedy; everywhere you looked were dead... vibes."
Dave rubin is starting to look ad sound like Donald Trump Jr.
"Who is that weirdo and why is he acting all weird?!"
"I hope our vaccinations cover whatever that wretched being has."
Where was he eating at? “Twitter, the restaurant “?
Rubin absolutely saw Brand walking around before the show, thought "that looks very cool!" and quickly took his own socks off.
As someone with a depressive disorder, I can say I seem to project my exaggeratted self-loathing onto others, often believing others think way less of me than they actually do.
I usually take solace in realizing that no one cares. But at other times I'm a little jealous of narcissists like Dave and Brand who think everyone does. You're alright friend.
I don't think I have a depressive disorder but I'm always of thinking of why people don't like me. Usually based off of actual reasons but, I'm probably doing the same kind of things at other times with people that have given me no reason to do so.
Haven't even watched this yet, but that title caught me off guard and made me do a spit take.
In the case of Rubin bold-face lying, the jury is allowed a 4-4-4 split between the 3 scumbag methods to decide guilt 😂😂😂