Herschel Walker’s Wild Plan to Build Trump’s Wall & Twitter’s New COVID Policy | The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2022
- Herschel Walker struggles to make a coherent point about walls, Spotify Wrapped has dropped, Twitter ends its COVID misinformation policy, the French baguette is added to the UNESCO World Heritage List, President Biden’s Secret Service rents five SUVs that burst into flames, and San Francisco will allow robots to use lethal force. #DailyShow #Comedy
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You just can’t make this stuff up! It’s still unbelievable that Senator Warnock in any kind of race with Hershel Walker let alone a runoff. He makes zero sense whenever he opens his mouth. Just ridiculous 🤦🏽♀️
And Sen. Warnick is such a great candidate (I meant this, I think he is fabulous)
@@cynthiaevery2801 way better than walker, but then again all of these politicians are useless crooks
And yet someone like that is president!
@@nighthawk244 or was president until Jan 2021
@@nighthawk244 WAS president - Trump.
Roy Woods, Jr was totally PERFECT tonight, LOL! These skits are just a joy to behold!
"Mr. Walker, if you are elected senator and an abortion bill is presented, what would you do?"
"Pay it, I guess."
Classic 😂😂
Badump bump chzzz
LOL. snap!
😂
But you guys love abortion! Now you don't like it? Wait ... What?!??
"Some people out there, some people at home- they ain't out there."
- Very succinct! Gets to the heart of what drives traffic. 🙂
At least a robocop would give you 20 seconds to comply. Human cops aren't _even_ that generous!
Drones would make e officers feel less threatened, and cause them not to be so trigger happy.
Officers would also not be in so much danger.
Everyone wins
They can't count that high.
Rs!!
bots
@@gabeflame7803 the majority of them that died last year was from Covid. And as long as their are Black folks officers will say they feel threatened.
Someone should totally do a bit where they read Herschel and Trump quotes and people guess which is which
They should also do with with Biden and random Alzheimer's patients.
👍👍👍👍
I love it!!
internet, do your thing
Wouldn’t work, trump talks in too special of a way, he says things bigger and greater than ever before, more tremendous than even China
I love the traffic and weather segments- just letting Roy and Desi go off on events is awesome!
It’s hard to believe Herschel is smart enough to figure out how to register to vote, much less run for office.
It's hard to believe that President Biden, the man you voted for, knows that today is Thursday and that he is, in fact, President....
@@bruisersdilemma354 You have no idea who I voted for.
@@bruisersdilemma354 Surely, HW doesn’t represent either of our major parties. We can do so much better.
@@merp9211 He's not representing the Democratic Party.
@@merp9211 Herschel Walker obviously represents the Republican Party, otherwise he wouldn't be flanked by Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham while speaking at events and it was Republican Voters in Georgia who voted for him to get this far in the first place.
Hershel Walker is every old, rich, white guy’s stereotypes about black people rolled into one. We now live in one continuous SNL skit.
You an old rich white guy? Lol
Since 2016
Conservative, poorly educated, corrupt, and attacks his own and the middle and lower classes and gives them the "black friend" excuse so they can be racist.
@@lynsthoughts3576 That's nice
@@DPowered2 Poor Black communities keep voting democrat and nothing gets better but let's not talk about that.
The robocop segment killed me. Made my day 😂
I live in Georgia and please don't hold me responsible for Walker. I'm so embarrassed by him and can't wait until this is over.
Don't worry; he actually lives in Texas.
Understood. I live in Texas and please don't hold me responsible for Trump's bestie Abbott.
Understand this man out performing 17 other candidates is a scam, and a shot at black people. They did that to make fun of black people. They knew he wasn’t qualified
Roy Wood Jr. doing his best Hershel Walker impression. Bravo.
I love Roy’s ramblings!
Walker, Texas Ranger. Has the Badges to Prove it.
Hahaha, that's genius!
Just because they're plastic doesn't mean anything, right?
If any of you have Photoshop, put his face over the actor in the TV series poster. THAT would be a Hilarious meme!
Yoooooo
Way to go Georgia. Walker is the best you can offer? The world is impressed.
When the U.S.'s best is Biden, what do you expect? XD
Arturo Ochoa: Sadly peaches cannot run for a Senate seat, so why not choose the 87th best instead?.
Tommy Tuberville and Kennedy of Louisiana need interpreters too.
@@8bitprogramming216 Biden is certainly the best when compared to the Orange Stain, at least according to the American voters. After all Biden made Trump a one term President, who actually lost the popular vote twice, 2016 & 2020! BTW, the election wasn’t stolen, Trump lost!
@@8bitprogramming216 when the U.S.'s best was lumpy, what did you expect?
Herschel Walker is the gift that keeps on giving.
That’s what we all said about Dumty, look what happened there.
@@Seasidecc95437 "Herschel Walker will not be a US Senator."
The only way I can rationalize this is a scientific study to see how many concussions an ex-NFL player can have before they are eligible to represent the Senate. I can just image, Rome back in the gladiator days... Hey that guy's a great gladiator; lets put him in the Senate to share his thoughts and votes on nothing to do with being a gladiator.
I need Hershel to continue to do public speeches. He's entertaining asf. Just not cut out to govern anything.
Man I would love the opportunity to see what goes on in Hershel Walker’s brain. I’m picturing 2 brain cells playing Pong with an idea, but with every hit the idea gets crazier
I'm imagining more like the duck season/rabbit season scene from Bugs Bunny, and his mouth is Elmer Fudd.
Not paying child support is his number one brain function.
It’s like hungry hungry hippos with his 4 brain cells all trying to chomp on the idea…and none of us wins
Walkers brain is a hollow mass
@@Tonyhouse1168and we all end with a terrible headache about it
"Herschel Walker, the reason you pulled your kids out of football." Lots of funny lines in this, but that one put a big grin on my face...
i didnt get this joke
@@Keylevitation But you get it now, don't you?
@@j.calvert3361 still no
@@Keylevitation The reason is that all the hits to the head you take in football can damage your brain....
@@j.calvert3361 Arches played football in school.
If Herschel Walker builds a border wall, let’s hope he’s on the wrong side of it! 😂
Lololol
Haaaaaaaa
This!, 😄
😂
Herschel still watching Fright Night in 2022 and even made a speech about the movie.
"Like how are you that old and you didn't know a werewolf could beat a vampire, lol." 🐺🦇
Dogs maybe Humans best friends. But Cats never show where the drugs are hidden....LOL
Funny.. they also aren't needy like dogs...loving yes needy nope. You can leave a cat home for the weekend not a dog
Than they aren't loving, but they are needy. They have no need for you personally, that's why you can leave them alone. The dog needs you because he needs you for more than food and water, because he loves you
Cats just roll around in it.🤣
I love it when Roy goes back to traffic for a second or two in between his revision of the other issues...
The fact that they can waste money building a robot only to blow it up and have to rebuild it again from the ground up just shows how much money the police department has to waste
Scientist: "How about some kind of tube that propels a projectile in one very specific direction?"
Police Dept.: "No, no. That's sounds dangerous. Just make it A SPLODE"
No one says the robot would blow itself up. Maybe it delivers a bomb, leaves, and then it is detonated.
Haven't spent much time in the real world, huh? Guns and things make you wet your pants?
Herschel Walker is the poster child for anyone advocating for better head protection for football players.
🤪🤪🤪
Loved Trevor's "I was surprised that Herschel knows the names of at least two states.
🤣😂
I'm just saddened that this is where we are in this country that people would actually cast their vote for a person like HW to be a leader. Smfh.
And the Kari Lakes, and Boeberts, and Margerie Greenes. Be careful what you find at the bottom of the swamp when it gets drained.
That's the power of woke. It's so repugnant to people they are actually willing to vote for a brain damaged half wit in order to appose it.
The gop definitely has something up their sleeve with this ridiculous choice of a senate candidate. I am curious and terrified to find out what it is. 😐
@@curtiswhiteheadjr1322 Nah, they don't. This is just the culmination of 40-odd years of extremist buildup finally bubbling to the surface, like a pimple ready to pop. Not a lot of people really pay attention to politics, especially on the local level. It took Jan. 6th for enough laypeople to start questioning their party affiliation to finally make a difference. That pivotal moment in combination with the pro-infection movement tying into core Republican circles tipped the scales in favor of Democrats. The Republican party is in shambles. With any luck, they'll split completely, with the Trumpists forging their own party and the remnants of the GOP trying to lean a little further left in the hopes of garnering enough support to win even a single federal-stage election. That's ultimately what they have in store- change or die out.
They are flailing away like a drowning victim reaching for life preserver. Younger people aren’t going to put up with this mess.
"A wall doesn't stop; a wall delays." A wall around your house buys law-enforcement an extra 5-10 minutes to catch a burglar, assuming they got the address right. A wall 2,000 miles long can't be policed the same way a 20 yard wall can.
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That traffic guy had me rolling! 🤣
"DEAD OR ALIVE.... YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN PIECES"...💀💀💀💀
Plus Roy's depiction of Alex Murphy's Journey was spot on🧐
I'm just trying to imagine this guy speaking on the floor of the Senate. Georgia - - aren't you better than this?
Fer realz!
Uhhhh, looks like no.
did you see the last gaslighting sack-o-crap they sent?
No, no we aren't
NO
Gosh, Roy's traffic is always my favorite correspondent segment of the week.
I hope I'll never hear a senator say " a wall do work"
Roy's segment was awesome
All my family and friends already voted for Warnock!!💙💙💙 Georgia we got this!!✌🏾✌🏻🙌🏾🙌
The rest of the nation thanks you all!!! ❤️
No we don’t
are your friends and family alive?
Will miss the way Trevor says “controversies”😢❤
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Who builds walls around their houses? And who has a Bad dog that won't bite? Poor Hershel 😥
The dog thing, well I don’t believe I would have told that. He may have an unannounced visitor the next he comes home. A bad dog that doesn’t bite? Seriously?
@@meta37 😂
What an insult to voters Hershel is.
What an insult voters are to democracy who vote for him.
What an insult to decency and integrity and morals it is just to have hershel on the ballot.
Look at who Pennsylvania voted for
What an insult to democracy it is that Americans insist on claiming they have democracy.......
2016: the man who lost by 3 million votes won the Presidency 🤦
Your describing the Democrats in Washington 100 percent.
1000% true.
@@charlottebarnes6761 Sorry Smarty, but Dems won''t vote for him like you and your panzy Republicans🇺🇸
I never used Twitter, never will, but it's fun watching it go down the drain.
Me too from Germany
Me too from Ireland
Me too from San Francisco, headquarters.
Same here. Never used but it's taking Musk down the drain and I Love it. A fool and his money.
Same here
Trevor be going in on Herschel😂😂😂
You have always be hilarious. We will miss you hosting the Daily Show. Will enjoy your stand up shows. :)
At this point that man just needs a doctor and an evaluation. Instead of being on a campaign trail, he needs a hospital stay.
No doubt.
He would probably abort it though.
He needs to be in an insane asylum.
He needs to enroll in a class for English as a second language. I have no idea what language he speaks.
5150
Definitely difficult to afford going to a doctor AND getting all the tests they order to properly diagnose and treat people!
Health insurance for all could be a solution.
And no, that's got nothing to do with socialism.
Every time Walker speaks it just reiterates the IMPORTANCE OF HIGHER EDUCATION, not to mention the danger of getting sacked too many times in football. 🏈
Higher ed.? It reiterates the importance of elementary education.
Higher education? He should still be in remedial kindergarten.
That’s why he never completed his degree program. Reading wasnt his best suite???
While I agree with your broader point, it should be noted that Hershel Walker has been sacked zero times his entire life.
@@carmennurse8641 best suite?
To be fair, Walker does know the name of a few states. Idaho confuses him easily however, since he's only used youdaho in his everyday conversations.
When you leave dont leave social media stay with us Trevor. As yourself, whatever you find interesting and wanna talk about.
He is planning a series of deep dive news specials, along with other things; I think he wants to do some stand-up again, too.
@@MaryAnnNytowl he’s got a tour coming up too!
@@MaryAnnNytowl Establishment bootlicking isn't his thing. His stand up I've seen is pretty funny.
'Just put regular dogs in the airport' 🤣
I needed a laugh today. Thanks Trevor!
If you are looking for very funny, brainy, sophisticated, and absurdist-insane humor, you've found your channel right here. Trevor and his team of writers and "specialists (weather, traffic, politics etc.) are always superb, and frankly, can be justly compared only to their previous segments. The competition, with all due respect, is far behind. Thanks, You Guys.
This show makes my heart happy 🥰❤️🍾🥂
That bump on my D joke went over the audience’s heads 😂😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂
I love the weatherman!! Constant laughing!!😂 I was thinking the same thing if you don't have enough bomb sniffing dogs, you don't go out and tell people!!! 🤣
Haha. "Weatherman" is Desi. This was Roywood Junior, best traffic updater! 😉
Hershel Walker should be an example to us all, teaching us,. that playing football leads to brain injury
I could literally watch this man all day
I 💜 the daily show. Please don’t leave Trevor.
I imagine he's exhausted. That show is a ton of work, plus he's doing other projects as well! I think he deserves a break.
Leave while you’re at the Top and everyone is happy .
I have always said that what was needed on the border was a dog but one that doesn't bite. I am glad to see Hershell is doing something with my idea.
I’ve always enjoyed Roy! Absolutely Hilarious ❤
Trevor and Roy are killing it tonight!!!
Grateful someone famous finally told this story about robocops in SF! I'm a SF'er and mentioned it on Twitter. NO ONE COMMENTED. This is weird folks! Terminator come true.
Or...RoboCop coming trye
Trevor is in top form. It will be sad to see him go.
Herschel Walker - the answer to the question "But what if Donald Trump was dumber?"
Don’t be making these jokes when Biden is struggling to mutter out a few words that kind of make a sentence. The vocabulary proves it!
@@tjdurand5165 O yeah? It's still a free country, so we'll make the jokes we want about Maga-Lardo, Document John Dumb, Walker: Texas Familiy Evader, The Greene Goblin, Bang-Bang Boebert, No-I'm-the-governor-Lake and all the other dumb arrogant crazies who think they can turn the USA into a fascist country while turning it into a joke.
BTW, what you said about PRESIDENT Biden is not true.
Never have I laughed harder at Roy Wood Jr's jokes than tonight. He's gotta be Trevor's replacement!
As much as we would like that, they are probably going to try very hard to go with a woman of color. I vote for Robin Thede.
he was on fire.
I really hope it’s Hasan Minhaj 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
I think that Roy Wood Jr is incredibly funny. The problem is that while the host should be a comedian, in most cases, he's the straight man, especially on The Daily Show. I'm not sure that Roy Wood Jr. can do "straight man," and even if he could, it would almost certainly be a waste of his talents.
@@AlexisAKAHoneyP hard same, he would be fantastic 🙌
I think if I were in a store and a robot started chasing me, I would have a full meltdown.
🤣
I finally figured it out, Herschel Walker has different people talking to him in his head.
Roy sir you are hilarious. I hope you get the next hosting gig and keep your coworkers. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾😘😘😘
08:58 you just activated half a million Siri around the world Trevor, thanks a lot!!
Herschel Walker as a politician "he's a clown" 😂😂😂
How many of them are already politicians?
That’s what I said about Trump! 🤨
@@pamelageorge8275 I said the same thing about Trump from beginning to end
Never thought French bread would get a cheer in the United States
As a native San Francisco and I am appalled that we're not spending this money on more housing. People are getting so sick stuck outside and yet we keep building apartments for Twitter employees but refuse to fund critical life-saving services. There are currently dozens of people locked in acute and Subacute mental health facilities simply because we don't have the beds to release them to a safe place with support. I can confirm this because I directly do that work. How about you fund General Hospital? How about you start paying social workers a wage where they're not still living in poverty? Shameful
Roy is the voice of reason about homeland security.
It definitely is security theater.
He speaking facts tho🤣 we dead did that when i did security
He's like a word salad buffet! But his salad has rocks and sand mixed in.
Thank you for consistently providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!
Herschel Walker: I’ve lived in Texas my whole life
Also Herschel Walker: I’ve lived in Georgia my whole life
What is really sad is that the Republicans
would put up a candidate who they knew would be a subject of such ridicule and they don't even care. How sadistic they are. (Note. "who" is correct in this sentence.)
@@shirleyrombough8173 Indeed. Temporarily removing "they knew" from the sentence makes it easier to see that's correct.
Why would a woman want to have kids with this idiot???
He said it himself. He's got a dual personality.!
My Apple HomePod started playing 21 Savage when Trevor said, “Hey Siri! Play 21 Savage”😅
Same lol
Herschel Walker might think the "give us your huddled masses" thing was a stick-up...
We are going to miss you man‼️📌
Those dogs are the best thing to ever happen to airports
I'm starting to think Herschel is angling for the VP nod.
He and Kari lake will duct tape themselves together and be Chester Chester’s ideal (🤮🤮🤮) running mate
Know wonder this country in the shape it is look at all these replys about Herschal.
Be better than what we gave now he might go to the bordet
Imagine the rallies. 🤯🤯🤯
Not a word would be understood
Thank you for putting subtitles on Walker, I can not understand him. He serious needs speech lessons.
Roy Rocks. 😂
Trevor snapped😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣its been 3 years fam 7:02
I want to laugh at all things Herschel Walker,....but it is hard to do because it is possibly the future of Americans.
This ☝️
Walker has $20mil so he can run for office and resonate with whites who are foolish enough to hate everything govt can do for them. People who can benefit from govt vote against those who can help them in favor of a rich buffoon who could careless about them.
I'm so embarrassed for the USA.... again!
Let's not forget about hershel wanting to be in twilight and true blood with his vampire and werewolf comments
Are you serious !? 🤣😂
Walker can build the entire border wall out of his children he refused to claim
That’s just hands across America
Incumbent vs Incompetent
They need subtitles for Herschel because his English is so awful that most people can’t understand him. How can a man like that become a senator? Our country is in horrible decline.
Trump wanted Walker because back when Trump owned a football team (that was before he drove the USFL into the ground), Herschel Walker was his star player, so each owes the other a favor. The rest of the Republican establishment went along with it because Incitatus had a prior commitment.
@@balok63a40 Don't forget Walker's appearance on Celebrity Apprentice.
Honestly, Walkers vampire/werewolf rant was the most coherent, Ive heard him. Kinda says it all.
America has been on top so long that the pendulum is swinging back the opposite direction and America is going to hit rock bottom with these ridiculous republican candidates. I left republicans years ago when the theatrical performances became noticeable and an embarrassment. The rest of the world is laughing at all the republican candidates. They think America has gone crazy. They are right.
Along with all the other election deniers the finger points to 45 for nominating these slobs (Lake, Oz, etc.) to run in the mid-terms. Yup, the 'stable-genius' nominated Herschel! The 'Lord of Chaos, Lies & Insurrection', what a tool, and a criminal-at-large!
Poor Hershel, he opens his mouth and the words fall out.
Extremely well put.
Least he’s not as bad as Biden, he can’t even follow a teleprompter
@@imperialwhovian3461 'cause Walker couldn't read one, anyway!
Well yhey tried peanut butter.
Buy he just kept talking through that.
and another bone falls out of his closet too
I really enjoy Ronny and Roy's segments. I just see Roy Wood Jr's face looking annoyed and I'm in stitches.
I thought Roy was going to say he found out on Twitter that Robocop is a true story.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a diehard Robocop and Robocop 2 fan, this is one of my new favorite late night comedy bits.
Prayers for this world
Tinder Wrapped is an absolutely terrifying idea. # of swipes, hours spent using Tinder etc. 😬
Not only does Herschel not know his residence he does not know what state of mind he is in at any time.
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Add him to Biden, Harris, AOC, Pelosi, and Fetterman XD
At the very least, Trump and Obama knew how to speak XD
Roy telling the plot of Robocop 🤣🤣🤣
After hearing Roy talk about Robocop 1 & 2. Make you wanna to watch those movies.
Roy, man. Always a pleasure 😂
here's why i'm worried about robot cops.
"DC security robot quits job by drowning itself in a fountain"
"Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime - then sang a song"
Everyone in the crowd laughed along. 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aw,Trevor - how can you leave when there is SO VERY MUCH fodder for your comedy? We need you!
We'll, there are 321.7 million people who might disagree with you on that one...
@@bruisersdilemma354 elaborate?
and he hasn't even tapped Biden -Harris yet!!!!!
@@lesliechow6866 wdym? There’s usually a few Biden jokes per video
Yeah so imagine how EASY it is to poke fun at Americans. It’s boring how easy it is. It’s just interesting to you because you decide to stay but Trevor can and will leave and travel and be done with this ridiculous and destructive country who EVERYONE laughs at now.
This is so funny, as soon as Trevor said 'hey siri, play 21 savage", Siri at my end, announced 'now playing 21 savage'
. lol
Somebody please give Roy Wood Jr. a show! He's hilarious!
As Noah gets closer to his retirement date, it sure seems like he's pulling a "I got no ducks to give".
He’s not retiring, just leaving TDS. He’s going on tour next year. Stand up is calling his name
Quack