Twitter Blue Goes Off the Rails & Colorado Legalizes Shrooms | The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2022
- Colorado is likely to decriminalize shrooms, Sean Penn loans Volodymyr Zelenskyy his Oscar, Twitter faces a blue check fiasco, and Vogue sues Drake and 21 Savage for creating a fake magazine cover to promote their new album. #DailyShow #Comedy
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The tweet declaring insulin is now free deserves its own segment. Genius
Thank you.
@@twigcapra. Absolute genius man, you're awesome!
Best $8 spent, for sure. Props to that guy
The Sean Penn thing is the most 'thoughts and prayers' move I've ever seen...
This is the exactly the right phrase for what just happened - Tysm!!
@@rhymeswiththirsty19
And GUESS who speaks-out against US VS THEM Mindset and also silly Criticism like the 'Biden being bad at climbing Stairs' and criticizing 'Trump having small hands'?
RUclipsr Some More News!
@@slevinchannel7589 can't u say Cody Jontson lol
I'd argue saying "Thoughts and Prayers" is the most 'thoughts and prayers' move. At least Penn was actually there. Look at the GOP doing thoughts and prayers after more school sh....tings. You know, their policies allowing it to happen more and more.
Totally useless..
Zelensky deserves to keep that Oscar for keeping a straight face in that interaction.
Sean Penn giving Zelinski his Oscar for the war effort reminds me of children “helping” their parents do anything.
Much worse, sooo much, much worse…
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HAHAHAHA best comment
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Not sure how to process the Sean Penn thing but I hope he’s right
"I don't even know how to process this information, Am I on mushrooms"
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He was trying to be logical, I don't blame him 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That Hershel Walker absentee joke is gold.
Just proves the media only backs black Americans when they tow the democrat party line. A sad state of affairs.
I can definitely see Zelensky is trying hard to make sense of what is happening. 🤣
Mitch flying his face at half mast had me man 😢😂
Trevor being flabbergasted at 3:40 is literally how I felt. I just sat there thinking, that whole thing was weird as f. Okkk, Sean….
@@slevinchannel7589 Stop spamming.
Trevor has been killing it lately. Every episode since he announced his departure has been a banger.
It's the exit rush
The freedom of no fear from ratings etc. That’s why we ought to live fearless
I noticed that too. His energy is different, he's looser 🙂
Don't go out with a bang, go out with a string of 'em. 💜
Seems like hes genuinely excited to have a live crowd back. As a standup its probably hard doing jokes to an empty silent room
I need guidance I can do 400-500 ugs of Lucy and 3-5 of shrooms and don’t get visuals a higher dose just makes me more disoriented and voices in my head non stop.
Right _trips is the best at what he sells
On I.G
I also got a legit mushrooms and psychedelic from him last week.
How can I contact him?
@@edersonglee4774 @right_trips
Since Trevor knows his time is limited until his choice to leave arrives- he has became so much more animated and livelier than he usually is. I love it. He’s giving it all he’s got so as to not disappoint all the fans who wishes he were not leaving.
Portugal decriminalized drugs decades ago, and put money and staff twd treatment centres, therapists, shelters, etc, instead of incarceration.
I did mushrooms 20 years ago and bought them in a regular smart shop (That's how we call them here). I am from the Netherlands we regulated drugs centuries ago. But to be honest it is a bit out dated though.
He could have slid that in as a joke tbh "Colorado is so progressive, It's almost as progressive as Portugal...20 years ago!"
America makes big bucks from incarceration
maybe…but how many Americans keep track of what countries have what drug laws unless they have a vested interest in doing so? I don’t even know what the drug laws are in the next state.
That is if they realize other countries exist to begin with. -.-
@@johnniewaiker6203 outdated? What do you mean? I've heard the policy have some problems....
He got the Italian sign for “F-you” perfectly ✨😂
probably the only tv show host in the US who can pull that off correctly
I haven't seen someone do that in decades, since I was last around my (Italian American) family. I didn't know it was still a thing lol
In South America, we do a combined hybrid of the one-finger salute and the chopped-arm blast but have to do it at your own risk of being killed by the receiver.
I'm going to miss you Trevor. you have been a real treat during some pretty hard times here in America.
No words for Sean Penn's oscar presented to Zelensky...temporarily. Trevor's reaction to the story ...hilarious.
Sean Penn giving his Oscar...I have never hit 'skip' so fast in my life. It was too unbearable to watch. I got secondhand embarrassment.
Lending his oscar.
Exactly! I don't even know what I just watched 🤦🏾♀️
I couldn’t believe what I was watching 😭😭😭
AWK-ward 🫠
Trevor's reaction was exactly the same as mine..... like....what? Speechless. Confused. 2nd hand embarrassment cringe. 😳
That Herschel Walker joke was brutal 😂
I screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very. Absentee. 😂
Truth hurts 😬
They all should be as brutal as he is.
Because it’s accurate
Psychedelic’s definitely have potential to deal with mental health symptoms like anxiety and depression, I would like to try them again but it’s just so hard to source here
[_James_tray]
Got psychs
@@sarahh321 Where to search?? Is it IG?
@@Jerryberger9235 Yes
@@sarahh321 Thank you, I’ll check him out now
They were used during the Hippie era and caused MORE mental health problems, don't be duped
Trevor brought an international perspective to talk shows that will be sorely missed after December.
Zelensky has practice dealing with individuals with an inflated sense of importance starting with Trump.
More likely starting with putin’s evil personality, with Tfg tagging along later as putty’s “useful idiot.”
Putin as well
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I really thought you were going to type Putin lol
Okay but Trevor recommending Enya is hilarious because I had a crisis counselor say the same to me when I was having a breakdown and it actually worked
What's Enya
@@victorsirkoi3588 "Enya Patricia Brennan is an Irish singer, songwriter, and musician known for modern Celtic music. She is the best-selling Irish solo artist in history"
Except that one song on the 90’s album
😂😂😂😂 this is actually really funny
Zolinski must have been laughing so hard after Sean left, like “what was he smoking? Mushrooms?’
Trevor's shade to Vogue was gold, man! Lol
Hit up 👆 the handle. He ships safely 💊🍫 🍄......
Sean Penn loaning his Oscar for the war effort has to be the most unhinged thing I've seen this week. And it's been a wild week.
WTH?!?!
Yeah, fundraise money for relief, Sean, don't loan a freaking statue.
maybe sean penn thinking Zelenskyy is doing a great job acting as president in the times of war 😂
@Kelly Lingro
I’d say more cringe rather than unhinged, imho. Made my flesh crawl…
Maybe it has super powers. 😂😂
Zelensky's face while sean penn is talking though 🤭
Penn is arrogant to the point of being delusional.
@@pthesmith Or delusional to the point of being arrogant. It's hard to tell, tbh
And the look on the guy's face sitting across from Penn. Looks like he's trying
hard not to laugh. This was just weird.
Trevor's reaction with Sean Penn priceless can't make that up
Zelensky deserves to keep that Oscar for acting like he cared about this
FR. You hit it on the head
Yep, you beat us to it. I loved the look on that other guy's face. I could hear his brain thinking, "f****** seriously, dude?"
This post deserve to be pinned
I hope he changes his mind :’( but he has to do what he has to do :-)
Sean Penn trying to remain on TV lol
Trevor, the Sean Penn piece was brilliant. I haven’t laughed that loud in a while. Thank you!
Trevor's spot on reaction to Oscar Penn move 😂😂 😂
You had me in tears laughing at that oscar part..
I love that americans are dealing with problems the brazilian way: making memes until someone address the situation. Elon silenced my twitter for 12 hrs because i posted a picture of him bald and changed the user to Melon Usk. He's not that into free speech i think...
Alright that's awesome. Made me chuckle
😂 😂 🤣
Thanks for a laugh. You are one funny person! 👌🤣👌
Funny how people confuse free speech with literal memes and trolling. Fake accounts have happened on every social platform forever. It has nothing to do with the speech of your authentic thoughts.
That said, your fake account does sound funny. 😂
Elon Musk is the perfect argument against capitalism being a meritocracy
I thought Trump was. But then again Musk is Trump 2.0
@@PaperMario64 he's basically trump with actual money. Everything else is the same know it all attitude desperate desire to be noticed insulting everybody who ever disagreed with you
If there was an explanation for your position it would be pure gold.
@@mhm35 It's certainly expressable in pure gold.
if meritocracy was a legit thing, then every sociopaths like him and his friends would be locked up in a padded cell hacked up on shrooms thinking they're kings of their own little universe while the rest of us make Star Trek a reality once and for all.
The Herschel Walker joke is one I have been waiting for. I just didn't know who was going to tell it lol!
Yo Trevor is on fire! My man out here dragging folks left, right, and center.... and I'm here for it🤣🤣
Also his Obama impression is so spot on!
Perhaps if Elon Musk hadn't fired half of Twitter's employees, SOMEONE could have alerted him to the obvious fact that it would be a bad idea to allow EVERYONE blue Twitter checkmarks without vetting them, but instead for the low, low price of $8.
They had too much staff anyways. 7,500 employees for a social media product that does literally one thing.
Did it make him money? I think that's as far as his measure of "success" went with this deal.
Never underestimate Elon Musk. He is clever, this is just a fundraising. He is generating more revenue because think about all the people who will buy the check. Later on down the line the blue tick will become useless and he will come up with a new type of authentic verification system different from the blue tick.
@@tioswift3676 7500 for an app that houses millions of accounts? seems reasonable to me
@@whalefall413 but the app is making no money twitter has been losing money for years cutting half of the employees is going to save them over half a billion a year on payrolls only, and now it’s a private company musk needs to make money from and pay all those 13 billion he borrowed to close the deal
It's over for Russia... No leader with an Oscar has been defeated in history...
lol
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Ah ha! So THAT was Penn's intent! Makes sense now. 🥴
“He needs it back!!..He needs it back!!..” killed me 😂😂😂
Super fun 😄 especially Penn's Oscar debacle 🤣
We thought Cage was the nutty one. It’s been Penn the whole time.
He married Madonna!!
Por que no los dos?
Uh really, we’ve got more than just 2 lurking about in S. Cal.
The look on President Zelensky’s face… said it all… 🤦♀️
And the guy sitting next to Zelensky can barely keep a straight face. The look in his eyes gives away his true feelings.
Trevor's response to Penn was perfect.
Thanks for bringing laughter into my day ❤
I was laughing hysterically on the oscar news and then when Trevor's reaction came my word the best part by far🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
"where were you guys $44 billion ago?" 😂. No s#@*
Great closing bit 😅😅😅
This show was so funny and sharp! 🙏
WTAF is Sean Penn thinking? What a useless token move.
I noticed that he said "*I* will feel better if you have this"... like dude, seriously, who gives a fork what *your* emotional state is about the war, from your highly privileged safe American psuedo-reality place? Zelenski is *living* the war, and now he has to worry what Penn is feeling about it?
Edit: typo
Anything to stay "relevant" in the media, all-in for a headline.
@@bossyboots5000 that irked me too!
At best, Zelenskyy could still use that overly polished paperweight as a melee weapon.
I love how Republicans just can't fathom why young people - ya know, the people they gleefully forced to go through active shooter scenarios - won't vote for them. "Why won't these people whose lives have been made worse by our horrible policies vote for us?"
Exactly!
"am i so out of touch? ... no, it's the children who are wrong."
Yep, exactly. For two generations kids have been victims of common mass shootings, and they grew up expecting, kinda hoping for people to protect them. One group said they would. The other responded "Haha, whoops! Whoopsie. These things just kind of happen, I decided!" Now they're voting.
They couldn't conceive that these kids would eventually be able to set actual boundaries.
Horrible policies as in the the 2nd amendment?😂 I take it your not a gun guy, or as I like to say, a “beta”
Sean Penn 😂…..words just can’t express it 🤣
In and out these courtrooms my lawyer's like 'Objection'!
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I recommend microdosing mushrooms, it has really helped me on anxiety , panic attack, bipolar disorder, insomnia , depression PTSD and ADHD schizophrenia.....
Uhg. Sean Penn is like that guy who proposes in public so you feel too awkward to say no and risk making a sceen.
But it’s your own fault for dating him in the first place.
@@Rubylove48 I honestly don't know what you are referring too. These visits appear to be unsolicited on Ukraine's end. Unless you know something I don't.
@@Rubylove48 😂😂😂
@@Thehouseoffail Come on dude @Laughing Lucy was piggy backing off your comment and it was funny! 😂
In order to get to the proposal the couple had to be dating at least. So she was saying that the person being proposed to be the awkward guy should have known what they had in store for them already for dating him. So true!!!
Proposing in public is one of the most egotistical and narcissistic things people do. You're literally making it difficult for the other person to say no if they want to.
No wonder there are many people who divorced so early 😅😅
Looks like Sean Pen had a jump start on the psychedelics. 🤣
"Am I on mushrooms"😂😂😂
Man, you can’t quite your show. Stay focused 😅. Love this show!
Just when I started to think Sean Penn was of sound mind, he goes and proves he’s actually Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgmont High. He actually gave a President of another country a gold plated doorstop to lug around. I don’t know if my eyes will ever stop rolling 🙄
So weird!
There has been zero evidence for penn being of sound mind.
lol
It seemed like an Andy Kaufman move.
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Trevor's Mario accent is already better then Chris Pratts
1:50
"Hey hey relax..." Panickings how you have a bad trip XD
not “bring it back to Malibu” i cannotttttt😂😂😂😂😂
Elon Muskrat is single-handedly destroying Twitter, and I'm here for it
Me too! 😂
oh you so funny you should take over Trevors spot
Amen
@@cryptoram4203 well, I don't spell it that way to be clever, I do it to mess with his SEO
You could now get around using the f word by saying "musking or musked it up", because folks, isn't that what Elon's doing to Twitter.
I feel so sorry for Zelensky. His country is burning and Penn gives him an Oscar?????
And wants him to return it after the war.
Worse, he didn't give it. He loaned it to him ...
No need to feel sorry for elensky, he is pocketing all the money sent to him and sacrificing Ukrainians for a money laundering racket.
Penn cannot gift the Oscar to anyone to keep. The Academy has right of first refusal. I'm guessing the point is he's showing trust in Ukraine surviving the war because he's leaving it there. He also knows Zelenskyy wouldn't accept it.
did penn give zelenski an oscar for playing president or being president?
Too funny 😂 Noah, I got time for this! 🖤😹😎👏👏👏
"No way you can drink all that milk" 😂😂😂
I'm going to be so sad to see Trevor leave, but I'm also interested to see which direction the show goes in
Me to, and at first, I didn't think I'd watch after Jon Stewart left but I love Trevor.
I don't know how true this is, but I have heard rumblings that Shane Gillis might have the gig. He's a huge political history geek.
Up. And up, and up...
Nope, he out we out
@@TheDwightMamba Never heard of him, but I'm going look him up.
Enya on shrooms is an inexplicably euphoric experience
Haha. Zelensky talking about the movie Milk. Trevor killed it. Hahaha
The Twitter debacle is hilarious xD
It is. 11000 loony lefties fired🤣
@@blazn0 it's Musk trying to recoop 44 billion he foolishly spent all cause he was trying to meme he was gonna buy them so they called him on it and thus a legal case almost came about.
@@usosaito.namahage firing useless workers and making an subscriptions is only going to pay off in the long run.
And literally nothing has changed with Twitter.
For 99% of the user base it will stay the same.
So firing 11000 workers is only for the best 👌🏾
Colorado is the new Amsterdam.
They have decent public transportation too?
@@Najolve Portland has legal drugs AND decent public transport! Don't tell the Californians.
If Musk fails at Twitter, causing Twitter to disappear, wouldn't that be a win for society?
Yeah probably
Shut the door! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
In a nutshell, yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ABSOLUTELY
He should do Facebook next 😈
Yes!
Just "think" you're on shrooms ... lol
I honestly do wish you had the time to talk about the research on therapeutic uses on mushrooms because it’s genuinely interesting stuff. I’m personally hoping that psychedelic therapy will be available as a practice in the next decade or so
Much love Trev from Rwanda, East Africa
Same here in Kenya, East Africa 👍🏾
"Will Lauren Boebert squeak one out?" OH GODS THE MENTAL PICTURE I JUST GOT
Man she’s hot!
Ewww thanks for that - no mushrooms for me, I'll never be able to get rid of THAT mental picture 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
"...flying his jowls at half mast..."
Bruh that was masterful.
0:03 The Best Part.
Sean Penn needs to go away already.
We totally did legalize mushrooms. Can't wait to hit the store and get some!
WA state needs to go next.
Massachusetts next please!🍄
Texas really needs to do this to make people get back in touch with kindness and knowing we are all one
@@riceexperiment Maaaan....idk. We just got beat to the the 1930s. Next they'll pass a law to wear uniforms 5 days outta the week
For real
Twitter is coded in ruby ....😂😂was that description intentional
Oh you've done this before lol.... love it
I saw Zelensky's eyes roll to the back of his head rotflmaooooo
Trevor, you are killing it. You will be missed!
Trevor as Obama will never get old ♥︎
I didn’t know I needed Trevor’s commentary on Vogue until now, and now I need more
The idea they think they can curb Trump’s ego to their own benefit is laughable after all this time. It’s like using a forest fire to try to light the candles of a birthday cake.
Girl, I swear we watch all the same channels. I see you everywhere... Love from Michigan.💙
That's the thing, Miss Leo (can I call you that?): these people never cared about consequences until it appeared right in front of them. Like a certain fictional killer clown said, they're just dogs chasing cars and wouldn't know what to do with them when they actually caught them.
They now get to be devoured by the monster they created, and serves them right!
For some reason I see you in alot of channels I follow.... you stalking me? 🤣😂...
Hey that was one time and i didn't start the fire.
Hearing that Musk is loosing money... is my xmas. 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
This was one of the best bro
Zelenskyy needs to raffle it!
When Sean Penn visited El Chapo it didn’t work out for him. Let’s hope this goes differently.
Ikr! That's when I first realized how unhinged he was....after reading the article he wrote about his meeting with El Chapo🤦🏾♀️
Trevor's impersonations are spot on!
Hit up 👆 the handle. He ships safely 💊🍫 🍄......
I used to drive on the sidewalks. During winter to plow snow off. LoL Worked for a D.P.W. for ten years.
So if they lose what happens to the Oscar
Ebay.
Vladimir Putin will keep it
Blown to bits, along with the building it's in.
I'm a Licensed Professional Counselor in VA and I can take psychological trainings for credits to keep my license on administering psychedelics as a form of therapy. Psychedelic Mushrooms have varying potency and effects. But all dissolve the ego and can help us process trauma and heal. Ayahuasca is another known example. Shamans have been using these substances worl wide for thousands of years. We are finally waking up. Bright times are on the horizon!
I can use meditation to see who is the next president 2024
I just look into my freezer, look into the eyes of Jane (severed head) for several minutes, and then my ego is dissolved and I am back at peace again.
@@omi_god that was my thought as well
Thank you.. I’ll look into it again 🙌🏽👁
Can you explain the biochemistry of how psychedelics dissolve ego along with why it triggers schizophrenia in some people?
I still say that Trevor Noah has the best Russian accent. even better than actual Russians. but then all of his impersonations are spot on. totally AWESOME!!!!
That's SOO random of Sean Penn to do that!! What was he thinking?!?
I'm happy to hear that shrooms are being normalized. I've been following studies in regards to depression and itll be nice to not have to worry about idiot politicians and cops when it starts becoming mainstream.
Elon has done Twitter like he did the “bulletproof” windows on Tesla suv that he threw a metal ball through proving the quality of his products!
The most cheerful gift would have been a bucket of snow and Sean's favorite mostly-finished Jenga tower, no matter how much it cost to ship.
The tweet that made my day was Jesus Christ is on Tweeter 😂😅🤣 someone outsmart the rocket man
Mushrooms and Boebert are such a bad combination. Talk about a bad trip.
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Awesome job, the delivery and story telling is on point tonight. Per usual