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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @carontauro902
    @carontauro902 5 лет назад +2281

    'You are a human dandruff on the scalp of society. I shampoo you from my life!' GOLD!

    • @otmoto5306
      @otmoto5306 4 года назад +26

      I'm gonna start saying that

    • @jadeshabaron4661
      @jadeshabaron4661 4 года назад +14

      Damn that's so funny. HAHAHAHAHA

    • @MrSexydivas
      @MrSexydivas 4 года назад +6

      It never gets old😂😂😂

    • @pattersonjonsena4637
      @pattersonjonsena4637 3 года назад +1

      When he walked in front of Queen Elizabeth II, which no diplomat has ever done before, he has made every Brit his enemy.

    • @hongmokhiam5683
      @hongmokhiam5683 2 года назад

      🤣

  • @musiqa-workshops
    @musiqa-workshops 4 года назад +2966

    "It turns out every joke about Trump is just a headline that hasn't happened yet" - what a dark and accurate prophecy...

    • @felixk.3873
      @felixk.3873 4 года назад +75

      Just like every time we joke about 2020 getting worse, it does

    • @enthusiast5297
      @enthusiast5297 4 года назад +4

      Adrian M. what do you mean?

    • @sunder739
      @sunder739 4 года назад +18

      @GraphicsOn the best to see the world burn into ashes, you mean

    • @Goor-ql8wi
      @Goor-ql8wi 4 года назад +4

      @GraphicsOn you got your wish some schools wont open up in august teachers don't want to risk there life schools are getting threaten by mr trump that they will cut fund even tho schools receive 9% help from the government lmao

    • @Goor-ql8wi
      @Goor-ql8wi 4 года назад +2

      @GraphicsOn they earn money but classes are online just that teachers don't want to teach in person because the corona virus still hasn't settled

  • @morganstaker4928
    @morganstaker4928 4 года назад +840

    “is that a wall? because someone else is gonna pay for it.” im crying

  • @BrothaMarOfficial
    @BrothaMarOfficial 4 года назад +4315

    I dont care about politics but Trevor makes this entertaining 😂

    • @dreamerboy3146
      @dreamerboy3146 4 года назад +25

      True

    • @rootpt
      @rootpt 4 года назад +39

      True, but in 2016 everyone laughed too... then he was elected..

    • @user-tv9zb9th8o
      @user-tv9zb9th8o 4 года назад +7

      I really love this guy 😂😂😂

    • @jessicawilson2772
      @jessicawilson2772 4 года назад +1

      @@rootpt anj Hong yang cficlw34 is a c

    • @rootpt
      @rootpt 4 года назад +4

      @@jessicawilson2772 love you too

  • @Buckzcloset
    @Buckzcloset 5 лет назад +3160

    In real life...TREVOR HAS THE BEST TRUMP ACCENT ON EARTH

    • @rocky5152
      @rocky5152 5 лет назад +28

      Buckzcloset sorry Stephen Colbert is best in my opinion but Trevor's is pretty good too.

    • @Reese493
      @Reese493 5 лет назад +22

      I love Jimmy Fallon's one too

    • @Aimhigh819
      @Aimhigh819 5 лет назад +1

      That is only part I like from his show, when he speaks like him.

    • @Kimmmgihk9440
      @Kimmmgihk9440 5 лет назад

      Buckzcloset true

    • @xcofcd
      @xcofcd 5 лет назад +11

      Colbert is more on point but trevors is funnier...

  • @davelee2876
    @davelee2876 4 года назад +197

    Those Chinese delegates were like “Uh! Give me a f***ing break!” 😹

  • @sumaiyasultanausmi763
    @sumaiyasultanausmi763 5 лет назад +1012

    “ if the smart people can’t do it, why not try Trump” i m dead 😂

    • @madnirab2341
      @madnirab2341 4 года назад +2

      But the Orange face did try to United them though,
      The North and the South Korea.
      I hate him but you gotta give him some points for it.
      Makes me Think, how did Obama Score that Nobel Prize is a true mystery.

    • @aighty7216
      @aighty7216 4 года назад +10

      @@madnirab2341 They arent United

    • @petermiles6538
      @petermiles6538 3 года назад +5

      @@madnirab2341 did you really say he united north and south korea? Wtf

    • @rosenbaum75
      @rosenbaum75 2 года назад +1

      @@madnirab2341 he didn't "unite" anyone. What are you talking about?

  • @quebec__12
    @quebec__12 4 года назад +5666

    Trump doesn't want Macron's wife
    He wants Macron himself

  • @WhatEvenIsAGoodName
    @WhatEvenIsAGoodName 4 года назад +176

    I absolutely love how the Nigerian president laughs when Trump says 'we didn't discuss it'

    • @ButeraMelina
      @ButeraMelina 2 года назад +1

      I read this after that clip played in the video

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 5 лет назад +596

    *Lmao ngl the Queen is a savage; checking her watch to openly show disdain for Trump's lack of punctuality*

  • @shelbytaylor4881
    @shelbytaylor4881 5 лет назад +737

    swear to god i learn more about politics in these videos than I do when watching the news.

    • @joopreebiden6336
      @joopreebiden6336 4 года назад +6

      You should learn to read both liberal and conservative news and find the common denominator. Not good being sheep.

    • @shelbytaylor4881
      @shelbytaylor4881 4 года назад +14

      @@joopreebiden6336wouldn't this be the common denominator?

    • @kiwikiwi2483
      @kiwikiwi2483 4 года назад +2

      Jeffrey Fernand I feel like this would be the common denominator. Humor

    • @watcherenjoyer123
      @watcherenjoyer123 4 года назад

      @Kiwi Kiwi That was some months ago. He won’t reply.

  • @johnson6099
    @johnson6099 4 года назад +228

    "You are the flakes on the scalp of society! I shampoo you from my life!"
    😂😂😂x100

  • @canyuewang7096
    @canyuewang7096 5 лет назад +626

    Trump: I'm winning the trade war.
    Chinese ambassador: my translator doesnt work secretary plz fix

  • @joelmathia6174
    @joelmathia6174 4 года назад +210

    "is that drink a wall coz someone else is about to pay for it" Trevor is a genius. hehheeeee

  • @goldlevel5160
    @goldlevel5160 4 года назад +127

    "get a nice picture so you look nice and handsome and thin" Kim Jong-un face is awesome

  • @cnj67
    @cnj67 6 лет назад +768

    Don't tell Trump, but Macron is *definitely* not his bromance. He is just really, really, diplomatic. You can rest assured that he thinks Trump is the most ridiculous person imaginable. But climate agreements and trade is more important than getting one's knickers in a twist over Trumps presumptuousness.

    • @nathanielclaw2841
      @nathanielclaw2841 6 лет назад +57

      I think trump gives such a child like behavior that macron feels like letting his own inner child go out and play before he returns to the real world in his office

    • @tashey1203
      @tashey1203 5 лет назад +19

      Good to know, our president is an embarrassment and a huge gaping asshole

    • @65TossTrap
      @65TossTrap 5 лет назад

      CNJ you liberals say the cutest things. Too bad none of you had a clue.

    • @paigewashington6018
      @paigewashington6018 5 лет назад +3

      I can so hear Macrons thoughts as he laughed after that dandruff thing

    • @ravenn2631
      @ravenn2631 5 лет назад +3

      I learn so much from his patience.

  • @debjoy12
    @debjoy12 4 года назад +157

    18:58 "nobody wins here, Trevor. His balls get crushed, and we waste a perfectly good crumpet." 😂😂😂

  • @skyler8460
    @skyler8460 4 года назад +602

    Trump in 2018 - "Starting a war on Twitter"
    Trump in 2020 - "Starting a war on Twitter"
    Same words two totally different things

    • @matthewmoore9067
      @matthewmoore9067 4 года назад +14

      had to think about it for a second, but I got it..... I think

    • @iSkyler1
      @iSkyler1 4 года назад +30

      For those who don't get it, in this video he almost starts a war with a country on Twitter, and in 2020 he's starting a "war" against Twitter cuz their stopping his "free speech" he has on there private platform

    • @skyler8460
      @skyler8460 3 года назад

      @Tania Crowe trever is just so funny!

    • @niasaraeeee
      @niasaraeeee 3 года назад

      @@iSkyler1 i thought it was the other way around 💀

    • @gorl5098
      @gorl5098 3 года назад +8

      2021: banned on twitter

  • @Just_a_passer_by
    @Just_a_passer_by 4 года назад +346

    Never knew about this show until Trevor took over.

  • @marias7599
    @marias7599 5 лет назад +731

    When trump visited France, I was so afraid he would say to Macron's wife: "Believe me, you look great for your age, you could be a 7 easily" 😟😟. Terrifying situation.
    I have been in France in the Obama era and everywhere I went, they would compliment me about what a charismatic president we had. I felt proud.

    • @theskyisthelimit292
      @theskyisthelimit292 4 года назад +1

      I feel after meeting with them you would have been got a lot happiness.

    • @SCYN0
      @SCYN0 4 года назад +14

      @Jay Smith all of Europes population hates Trump. And we are ur allies. Even though I wish we became the united states of Europe or just hope for Trump to lose

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 4 года назад +6

      Jay Smith
      I disagree, we don’t need for Russia to like us. We just need to have good diplomacy with the entire world; you know? For peace.

    • @christopherdiaz7938
      @christopherdiaz7938 4 года назад +4

      @Jay Smith It's not weird. France is our ally. It makes perfect sense.

    • @timgreen2426
      @timgreen2426 4 года назад

      The devil is the most beguiling and cunning

  • @akitaxx
    @akitaxx 4 года назад +602

    Trevor makes politics actually interesting.

  • @jaxb95
    @jaxb95 6 лет назад +751

    Whoever writes the puns deserves a raise, honestly.

    • @lauren64
      @lauren64 5 лет назад +3

      Jacqueline F. Truth

    • @tsvetozarvasilev6232
      @tsvetozarvasilev6232 5 лет назад +18

      yes, puns are just perfect, give the writer a raise

    • @65TossTrap
      @65TossTrap 5 лет назад

      Jacqueline these pun writers are just misinformed snowflakes

    • @sparklight0964
      @sparklight0964 5 лет назад +25

      Trevor Noah is a stand up comedian so he does write some of his jokes

    • @lilros3851
      @lilros3851 5 лет назад +1

      65 TossPowerTrap yeah but funny misinformed snowflakes

  • @abdallahmohamed8716
    @abdallahmohamed8716 5 лет назад +174

    Lets get this straight. Trevor is one of the best and funnist character impersonator of all talk show. 💯💯👏👏😁

  • @OceanExplorer25
    @OceanExplorer25 4 года назад +31

    Meanwhile Trevor smiling after saying, "this is so cute" literally made my day. Seeing him smile, is so cute

  • @mahdealasady8060
    @mahdealasady8060 5 лет назад +2595

    Trump is jealous from China great wall😂😂

    • @LibeliumDragonfly
      @LibeliumDragonfly 5 лет назад +67

      Well if anything is to go by Trump is jealous of China's EVERYTHING. Think about it, everything he says he like about North Korea could be true about China, only in much bigger scale, yet he keeps on targeting China for everything, if that's not jealousy working at its best I don't know what is.

    • @uzi6497
      @uzi6497 5 лет назад +12

      despairedboy yeah he hates china

    • @吴亦凡-h5d
      @吴亦凡-h5d 5 лет назад +14

      This talk show has been on fire in China for some time

    • @idodo9597
      @idodo9597 4 года назад +10

      I admit that we Chinese steal the technology from US and build the Great Wall against the illegal immigrants from Huns and Mongolian. But they still managed to destroyed the Song Empire. So...... you guys should spend more money to build a better wall or you will ruled by the Mexican and Canadian. God bless America! God bless Mr. Trump! China wish you healthy and rule US for millennium 👍

    • @ranoella
      @ranoella 4 года назад +1

      I tried to like it but it was at 420 likes so I couldn't

  • @mohanzalmar1928
    @mohanzalmar1928 5 лет назад +4211

    USA became a joke since trump was elected😂😂😂

    • @carolynegeng9675
      @carolynegeng9675 5 лет назад +185

      We apologize.

    • @Virgomorty
      @Virgomorty 5 лет назад +24

      mohanzal mar HONESTLYYYYYYYYYY

    • @tigertnk2376
      @tigertnk2376 5 лет назад +32

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 from IRAQ YES 😎🌷

    • @rustinstardust2094
      @rustinstardust2094 5 лет назад +49

      He represents a little over half the country. That's still almost half a country who should not be judged by his actions.

    • @Bundalaba
      @Bundalaba 5 лет назад +21

      US is strong to condemn other countries and cultures but even their presidents since Clinton is seriously messed up save for OBAMA .

  • @unlimited3489
    @unlimited3489 4 года назад +196

    does trump ever listen to himself when he talks

  • @xandermurdock6131
    @xandermurdock6131 5 лет назад +564

    I like how Trump still thinks Spain owns the entire sahara. That was a long time ago.
    Spanish military: "Ah shit, here we go again."

    • @foxt.5043
      @foxt.5043 5 лет назад +21

      Spain never owned the entireSahara, not even the majority. That was France lol

    • @AlexK-oh2se
      @AlexK-oh2se 4 года назад +2

      Actually, Spain owns territories on the south bank of Gibraltar, and they already built the wall around it. So, Trump's advice was late. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceuta_border_fence

    • @MegaFister69
      @MegaFister69 4 года назад +8

      It didn't even make sense, because the majority of immigrants to europe come from northern africa (maghreb states) and the middle east (Syria, Iraq, Lebenon etc.) and not from central and southern africa.

    • @hidan4098
      @hidan4098 4 года назад +5

      @@MegaFister69 one question tho, have u ever hear trump saying anything making sense?

  • @lyl3645
    @lyl3645 4 года назад +175

    Trevor is so damn talented! Genius

  • @taylorswiftharrystyles
    @taylorswiftharrystyles 3 года назад +23

    My whole family is sleeping and I can't hold in my laugher

  • @nishchaysrivastava6251
    @nishchaysrivastava6251 6 лет назад +207

    Trevor laughing is the best thing

    • @josea0121
      @josea0121 5 лет назад

      No. Trump laughing after the election is the best thing. 😂

    • @65TossTrap
      @65TossTrap 5 лет назад +1

      Trump 2020!! USA Number 1 baby!!!!

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 лет назад +3

      @@65TossTrap no.

    • @bluebay1031
      @bluebay1031 5 лет назад +3

      It is! Trevor just dying on camera was hilarious

  • @daviddoughton5938
    @daviddoughton5938 6 лет назад +260

    I remember seeing that one, and that one, and that one. ..
    Awww, the memories

  • @LaasyaSidhaye
    @LaasyaSidhaye 4 года назад +45

    “It’s like if you had a world disease that the top doctors couldn’t cure.”
    Trevor knew...

  • @ScholarlyAmbitions
    @ScholarlyAmbitions 6 лет назад +537

    melania won't hold his hand, but he's practically skipping together with the french president!

    • @MateriaHunter
      @MateriaHunter 6 лет назад +11

      They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way I'd like to hear it.

    • @fatherplatypus2316
      @fatherplatypus2316 6 лет назад +2

      This kind of relationship deserves a spot on a romance novel

    • @smartymcfly5387
      @smartymcfly5387 6 лет назад +1

      Amanda, if he was giving Macron head why would that bother you? Homophobic Much. Why yes you are. Check your privilege.

    • @HungryLoki
      @HungryLoki 6 лет назад +2

      Because mocking a man for his wife not touching him is such a definitive sign of homophobia.

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 6 лет назад +1

      Smarty Mcfly It’s as homophobic as the Gorbachev’s kiss painting on Berlin Wall, i.e. not at all. It’s a political commentary on “friendships” between world leaders.

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 6 лет назад +406

    Macron's eyes are screaming "HELP ME".

  • @richardthomas5
    @richardthomas5 4 года назад +12

    me on the floor not caring about anything at all just dying of laughter because of the bromance

  • @ichifish
    @ichifish 6 лет назад +1962

    These mashups of old shows should be titled appropriately. I like them, but not the experience of expecting new content only to find old stuff.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 6 лет назад +29

      Why are our favorite late night comedians takes these abrupt vacations?
      Seth and Stephen aren't posting either.

    • @epiphilosophy
      @epiphilosophy 6 лет назад +6

      Oh, hush...

    • @dinabernal3076
      @dinabernal3076 6 лет назад +5

      @@kimberlys8422 Stephen is posting.

    • @tonycharles9418
      @tonycharles9418 6 лет назад +12

      Obviously we need to remind people of the shit show this guy is leading into the mid terms. This clip is excellent, we need to stop Trump

    • @tonycharles9418
      @tonycharles9418 6 лет назад +29

      I live in New Zealand - PLEASE PLEASE citizens of USA - turn out and vote!! The world is watching and hoping that the leader of the free world - Donald Trump - a narcissist, corrupt, pathalogical lier - is going to be stopped by your democracy!!

  • @GenuineJess
    @GenuineJess 6 лет назад +180

    Trump is a total sitcom character. He's like Kramer from Seinfeld. LOL

    • @MateriaHunter
      @MateriaHunter 6 лет назад +17

      Except the racism... Oh, wait. I guess they really are pretty similar.

    • @hackedNPCPIN
      @hackedNPCPIN 6 лет назад +2

      Are you sitcom character shaming?

    • @GenuineJess
      @GenuineJess 6 лет назад

      @@hackedNPCPIN LOL, I'm sorry, I try to be better about that.

    • @two-face1041
      @two-face1041 6 лет назад +2

      Genuine Jess it’s a conservative troll

    • @Chaechaos
      @Chaechaos 6 лет назад +4

      Kramer is far more sophisticated then Trump will EVER be😂

  • @radwanahmedrahat5561
    @radwanahmedrahat5561 4 года назад +19

    1:52 I would be like, "Listen Donald, it happens sometimes..you know.. when you have real hair"

  • @Alsira98
    @Alsira98 6 лет назад +132

    I love Trevor Noah. He’s one of the few comedians I actually enjoy. Him and Brandon Rogers.

    • @tushargowda8634
      @tushargowda8634 5 лет назад +1

      John Oliver, Hasan Minhaj, Colin Jost, Michael Che. No?

    • @tushargowda8634
      @tushargowda8634 5 лет назад +1

      But yeah, Trevor is awesome!

    • @helenavargas7637
      @helenavargas7637 5 лет назад +2

      Tushar Gowda John Oliver... he’s hilarious asf like I watch him all the time

  • @sidneyboo9704
    @sidneyboo9704 5 лет назад +84

    "His balls get crushed, and we waste a perfectly good crumpet" Lmfao!!!!

  • @69LOLIN
    @69LOLIN 6 лет назад +109

    Walking infront of the Queen! 😂😂😂 lol
    He is so unpolished! Omg! 😨😨😨

    • @hackedNPCPIN
      @hackedNPCPIN 6 лет назад +3

      Oh nooo he walked in front of the queen, let's have a nuclear fallout

    • @wayneblack990
      @wayneblack990 6 лет назад +6

      Come on granny, pick up the pace.
      I'm late for golf.

  • @ritawalker5188
    @ritawalker5188 4 года назад +85

    Trevor makes it hard to turn away I learn so much in what seems like a short time.

  • @chipezholungu3588
    @chipezholungu3588 Год назад +4

    The look on king jong face 😂😂

  • @bilisumajunglegirl2261
    @bilisumajunglegirl2261 6 лет назад +55

    Kim looking shook always gets me.

  • @lilianflower3017
    @lilianflower3017 5 лет назад +271

    Remember Berlin Wall??? How proud and sentimental. The world Chanted ‘
    Bring down the Wall’

    • @timgreen2426
      @timgreen2426 5 лет назад +1

      That is completely different. I is shocking you don't know that.

    • @Nxtgravy
      @Nxtgravy 4 года назад +5

      Berlin Wall, Hadrians Wall, The Great Wall, and the Walls of Benin all have one thing in common.
      Can you guess what that is?

    • @randomlad1319
      @randomlad1319 4 года назад +1

      hachimon77 they are all *walls*

  • @chickenflower4829
    @chickenflower4829 4 года назад +79

    Trump: “ I don’t know, I’ll find some kinda of excuse”
    American crowd: [Cheers] LETS GO MY PRESIDENT!!!

  • @The.minimalist_indian
    @The.minimalist_indian 6 лет назад +434

    these days you don't even have to make jokes. everything is a joke

    • @angeliparraguirre7329
      @angeliparraguirre7329 6 лет назад +4

      Life is a joke

    • @kiwiclover9486
      @kiwiclover9486 5 лет назад

      My will to live is also a joke.

    • @65TossTrap
      @65TossTrap 5 лет назад +1

      Nancy Pelosi is the biggest joke

    • @65TossTrap
      @65TossTrap 5 лет назад

      This from guy who takes pride in the name, “bougher man”

    • @trendgil
      @trendgil 5 лет назад

      God is no joke, it is the time.

  • @SinusPrimus
    @SinusPrimus 6 лет назад +333

    „...a border wall across the entire Sahara Desert.“ A what across what? 🤔🤣 Next step is building a border wall around the solar system and the Aliens gonna pay? Spaceforce! 👽😆 Greetz from Switzerland 🇨🇭

    • @cascorick8253
      @cascorick8253 6 лет назад +16

      SinusPrimus they don't need a wall around the solar system, if there's anybody out there they just ignore us, do you blame them? I don't!

    • @65TossTrap
      @65TossTrap 5 лет назад

      Sinus drip if we do not get a wall we go Third World in a couple of decades. Do you understand now?

    • @sparklight0964
      @sparklight0964 5 лет назад +1

      For real a wall across the Sahara Desert no one owns that thing it’s huge

    • @savathunsthirdball1922
      @savathunsthirdball1922 5 лет назад +3

      @@65TossTrap lol. You are an idiot. Seriously. Moron

    • @blueearth3313
      @blueearth3313 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your comment is priceless..loved it

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 3 года назад +16

    The US-Mexico border alone is enormous, but, setting aside the fact that Spain doesn't have African Sahara territory, does Trump have any way of comprehending how enormous the Sahara desert is? For reference, it stretches from the Red Sea bordering Egypt to the Atlantic Ocean in west Africa.

    • @leahryan5560
      @leahryan5560 2 года назад +2

      He can’t comprehend anything from emotions to geography.

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 6 лет назад +115

    We finally understand why the president is how he is; he was forced to bury his bisexuality by his parents & is emotionally stunted by them.

    • @nwatson2773
      @nwatson2773 4 года назад

      o0Avalon0o oh gosh, so we all suffer now!

  • @halfmoonplakat2391
    @halfmoonplakat2391 5 лет назад +209

    2:24 I cant believe Trump doesn't know how to act, giving the dude a kiss then walking him holding hands, WTF. LMAO OMFG

  • @abdullahamir4899
    @abdullahamir4899 3 года назад +2

    I am Pakistani and not interested in American politician but I love to watch Trevor Noah.

  • @BEYONDComfort
    @BEYONDComfort 6 лет назад +116

    2 leaders with tiny hands. lol

  • @vegetarianzombie82
    @vegetarianzombie82 6 лет назад +2067

    Am I the only one tired of watching our "president" embarrass himself on live television?

    • @Deredeo
      @Deredeo 5 лет назад +28

      sadly, no my friend....you are not.

    • @cranezilla1016
      @cranezilla1016 5 лет назад +16

      You got at least 2 more years what a heart warming thought.

    • @vegetarianzombie82
      @vegetarianzombie82 5 лет назад +23

      @@jameslinmd did you say the same thing about the last President?

    • @cranezilla1016
      @cranezilla1016 5 лет назад +21

      @@jameslinmd Then go stick your head back into the sand.

    • @vegetarianzombie82
      @vegetarianzombie82 5 лет назад +14

      @@jameslinmd how many shootings we by leftists? How many racially motivated attacks? How many bombings?

  • @shishirmani2157
    @shishirmani2157 4 года назад +73

    Wow man, I never actually said this before but you Americans have messed up big with your president.
    He's a damn good joker though.

    • @mollyconnelly5309
      @mollyconnelly5309 4 года назад +4

      Yeah well he didn’t win honestly so... not most of us’s fault

    • @mahfoudseraf5995
      @mahfoudseraf5995 4 года назад

      @@mollyconnelly5309 he did, that's why he's president you idiot

    • @mollyconnelly5309
      @mollyconnelly5309 4 года назад +8

      mahfoud seraf wtf I’m not an idiot he didn’t win the popular vote so most Americans don’t support him, and Russia interfered in the election, so he didn’t win honestly

    • @mahfoudseraf5995
      @mahfoudseraf5995 4 года назад

      @@mollyconnelly5309 he did win the election thus he's president, do you understand or do i have to make it even more simple for an idiot like you?

    • @afrahalawadi2165
      @afrahalawadi2165 4 года назад +9

      mahfoud seraf well not every single American in the US is with him. He’s won and became a president but he isn’t loved by every American citizen. There are a lot of states that are against him. Lmao and stop being rude to people.

  • @Cc-yw4hc
    @Cc-yw4hc 5 лет назад +24

    The look on Kim Jong Un face...got me like🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @heiwiik8744
    @heiwiik8744 5 лет назад +11

    "Excuse me miss, is that a wall? Because somebody else is about to pay for it."
    *9000 IQ PICKUP LINES (INTENSIFIES)*

  • @maverickphoenix5011
    @maverickphoenix5011 3 года назад +2

    The fat joke is definitely my favorite part. 😂😂😂 Kim was like: O Donny! Back stabber!😒

  • @daddyreeeco
    @daddyreeeco 5 лет назад +40

    Thank you for being a stress reliever noah hahaha

    • @69GayLordBallSucker69
      @69GayLordBallSucker69 4 года назад +1

      Trump: let’s start a new war in Iran
      Trevor: Iran war 2 this time it’s personal

  • @modruliner245
    @modruliner245 5 лет назад +35

    See Noah has me dying laughing, but also shittin’ my pants at the same time 😅

  • @efisgpr
    @efisgpr 4 года назад +32

    3:30
    He could've just said "Africa is 54 countries. Nigeria is one. Next question."

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 6 лет назад +203

    Someone needs to tweet this to Trump.
    His name is mentioned often, so he'll pay attention

    • @lauren64
      @lauren64 5 лет назад

      Yeah they have to do that to actually inform him about things

  • @radhasen2604
    @radhasen2604 2 года назад +3

    Im lying bedridden after a foot amputation and watching Trevor and laughing my guts out!😂😂
    And laughter is the best medicine!!

  • @sallychienwang3396
    @sallychienwang3396 5 лет назад +73

    The interpreter didn't translate "thin" LOL

    • @jadediaz9918
      @jadediaz9918 4 года назад +4

      If ever he translate that to Kim . I don't know what will happenend to Donald 😂😂

    • @lydiat5819
      @lydiat5819 4 года назад +1

      @@jadediaz9918 Don will become thin, very very thin until we can hardly see him 😅

    • @DufresnePlank
      @DufresnePlank 4 года назад

      Kim used to study in America, he dose not need translation. I don’t think any national leaders have trouble understanding Trump’s vocabulary.

    • @thegamelabgaming7556
      @thegamelabgaming7556 4 года назад +4

      Hendricks D oh please even Americans don’t understand Trumps vocabulary

    • @asterlawaster
      @asterlawaster 4 года назад

      He was scared that he may be decapitated

  • @shamrock141
    @shamrock141 6 лет назад +166

    Daaaaaaaaaammnn, Trevor is a monumentally great comedian

    • @smartymcfly5387
      @smartymcfly5387 6 лет назад +4

      I may be wrong with this new comedy and all. But don't you have to make people laugh to be even an average comedian? I didn't even chuckle at his worn out, lame, sad "Comedy"

    • @APsupportsTerrorism
      @APsupportsTerrorism 6 лет назад +7

      ^ triggered rightwing snowflake detected

    • @shamrock141
      @shamrock141 6 лет назад +2

      @@smartymcfly5387 your just offended cause your right wing

    • @ms.keyshawineglass7590
      @ms.keyshawineglass7590 6 лет назад +1

      Yes he is...I absolutely love him.

    • @StoicContrarian
      @StoicContrarian 6 лет назад +3

      Smarty Mcfly it isn’t that you “may” be wrong it is that you “are” wrong. Did you happen to hear laughter from the audience that’s usually an indication of humor.

  • @urbanaislambarsha1277
    @urbanaislambarsha1277 3 года назад +3

    Trevor is literally the best roster against Donald Trump

  • @GraViTyAboVe
    @GraViTyAboVe 6 лет назад +346

    How are we not all dead yet?

    • @Jay-mt6nu
      @Jay-mt6nu 5 лет назад +10

      I wonder that everyday....WW3 maybe imminent

    • @BlandSpagetti
      @BlandSpagetti 5 лет назад +9

      Luck?

    • @yongchenseng4739
      @yongchenseng4739 5 лет назад +7

      Because god is looking out for us.

    • @Stormtype25
      @Stormtype25 4 года назад +2

      @@yongchenseng4739 hopefully he still around when the nukes start flying

    • @gillianfleischer5620
      @gillianfleischer5620 4 года назад +2

      At this point it’s a fucking miracle

  • @LuisGarcia-ks2lt
    @LuisGarcia-ks2lt 6 лет назад +16

    11:33 ... Like a scene from the office lol... 😂😂😂

  • @tistakhatun4489
    @tistakhatun4489 3 года назад +1

    Man, I laughed so hard on Trump's thin comment on Kim...and Kim's face..😂😂😂

  • @larrylong9059
    @larrylong9059 6 лет назад +121

    Trump is the sequel to Clueless. It's called Totally Clueless. Totally.

    • @bk7064
      @bk7064 5 лет назад +1

      It's sad how many get their news from these night shows

    • @sarahobrien9213
      @sarahobrien9213 5 лет назад +2

      Backup Khan It’s comedy show and we’re just not all brainwashed by seun Hannity and his Fox News cronies

  • @stazang
    @stazang 6 лет назад +446

    Macron is bringing out the gay in trump

    • @nous1056
      @nous1056 6 лет назад +4

      Brigitte, his wife was his teacher (in private catholic school) when he was 17, and he was a classmate of the youngest daughter of brigitte...
      Do you think she is bringing out the pedophilia of rich and catholic people?

    • @josea0121
      @josea0121 6 лет назад +1

      You mean like bathroom B.ooker?

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 6 лет назад +6

      @@nous1056 Pedophilia is basically imbedded in catholic beliefs, just look at how the pope won't do anything about it.

    • @rutht9667
      @rutht9667 6 лет назад +1

      what a coincidence he;s french

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 6 лет назад

      @@johan.ohgren that's like asking why the US government won't do anything about corruption. Where exactly do you start? What steps are really going to put out a pure grease fire of such horrific scope and scale without taking your entire house with it?

  • @Cookiesandcreamss
    @Cookiesandcreamss 4 года назад +18

    I need some trump x Macorn fanfic making sure it’s hella cursed

    • @SakusaAteThat
      @SakusaAteThat 3 года назад +1

      There probably is one on Wattpad, I just don't wanna know about it💀🖐️

  • @sahilgadoo9264
    @sahilgadoo9264 5 лет назад +4

    Trevor is awesome and these 20 mins were worth watching. I'm from India and we have a huge living/dead collection of people like him, wish some day we have someone like you here. These 20 mins of awesomeness just ended my day on a happy note. Thank you.

  • @j.t.7671
    @j.t.7671 5 лет назад +4

    “Like he’s trying to beat her to the early bird special.” LMAOOOO

  • @tzimisanastasiou9556
    @tzimisanastasiou9556 4 года назад +7

    That CNN anchor telling the news about a wall in Sahara desert really cracked me up. She is like what the hell i even saying xD

  • @JonasR001
    @JonasR001 5 лет назад +25

    Also, the threat tweet against Iran sounds like something Daenarys Targaryen would say...

  • @DaTSaVaGeLuV
    @DaTSaVaGeLuV 6 лет назад +634

    I cant wait until this (trump era) is over...

    • @angelafisher5726
      @angelafisher5726 6 лет назад +71

      I actually miss boring politics...

    • @nicholassrivas
      @nicholassrivas 6 лет назад +24

      It just started. I hate this orange idiot, but he changed everything.

    • @matsujonen
      @matsujonen 6 лет назад +7

      You misspelled error

    • @jasoncougar194
      @jasoncougar194 6 лет назад +6

      Na it's just the start. Soon the divide Obama and the Leftitst World Order will be restored and we will heal. And get back to living life like we used to. Without all the B'S racisit shit.

    • @josea0121
      @josea0121 6 лет назад +1

      Are you still waiting on dinosaurs with red capes? 🤣🤣

  • @fredrickomondi2734
    @fredrickomondi2734 2 года назад +4

    Trump built Trevor's career

  • @livin1140
    @livin1140 6 лет назад +425

    I am Nigerian and honestly ashamed of the comment made by Buhari

    • @LLawrah
      @LLawrah 6 лет назад +17

      Livin' I swear! My mouth dropped

    • @snnadede001
      @snnadede001 6 лет назад +21

      Same here, awful

    • @antoinekoory4756
      @antoinekoory4756 6 лет назад +51

      I'm from Senegal but I wanted to slap the shit out of him. He got humiliated by Trump who didn't even bother being polite in front of him

    • @austineeze5491
      @austineeze5491 6 лет назад +10

      I'm so so so ashamed ☹️😒

    • @emmattedo1617
      @emmattedo1617 6 лет назад +8

      @@austineeze5491 well Buhari came to beg! Beg not have diplomatic trade discussions but beg. The power difference is clear. Beggars can't be choosers!!

  • @jeanli3271
    @jeanli3271 5 лет назад +24

    王毅的表情真的笑死我啦

  • @SaHeut
    @SaHeut 3 года назад +2

    Trevor is world class in imitating Donnie...😂

  • @tonyrundstrom9574
    @tonyrundstrom9574 6 лет назад +79

    I am starting to think that I need to start following Trump on twitter. Not because I am interested in what he says but to find out if he will declare war on my country or not. As I understand it, that's how he handles all of his affairs.
    Oh and, Lex Luthor is basically the president of the United States, where's superman?

    • @odile8701
      @odile8701 5 лет назад +15

      I appreciate what you’re saying, but....Lex Luthor is supposed to be smart.

    • @bk7064
      @bk7064 5 лет назад

      The Toxicness in outrages in this comment section

    • @sarahobrien9213
      @sarahobrien9213 5 лет назад +1

      Backup Khan You’re the only toxic one

    • @p0ush
      @p0ush 5 лет назад +1

      - but millions of people will die!
      - BILLIONS! Once again the press underestimates me.
      😅🤣

    • @Nozzred
      @Nozzred 5 лет назад

      Prepare a response that point at Denmark as Sweden :-)

  • @RahulRavi-cr9in
    @RahulRavi-cr9in Год назад +1

    "Truth Trump... My Favorite Trump.." 😂😂

  • @ebe6545
    @ebe6545 5 лет назад +66

    I love u Trevor noah, ur hilarious personality is making me get over my depression and asylum displacemt process. Keep putting smile on people's faces as Ellen degeneres says, be kind to one another, she is my favourite person in the world. Still love u trevor😘❤️

  • @acciousername6776
    @acciousername6776 6 лет назад +298

    I read the title as Bigly Allies 😔

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 6 лет назад +4

      OH NO TRUMP GOT YOU

    • @haustierone
      @haustierone 6 лет назад +5

      way better than big tittie aliens ......

    • @trentmorris1823
      @trentmorris1823 5 лет назад +1

      I love you and I hate you.

    • @retard4675
      @retard4675 5 лет назад

      What’s wrong with that? Whether you dislike Trump or not it’s still a word...

    • @dia4s
      @dia4s 5 лет назад

      l-lisa

  • @sympathyncube9640
    @sympathyncube9640 4 года назад +3

    When he said fortune cookie I was eating fortune cookies 🤣🤣🤗

  • @oliviabrown3211
    @oliviabrown3211 5 лет назад +60

    They should have Gina on more often! I almost choked on my lungs!! 😂😂😂

  • @rudrapratapsingh6859
    @rudrapratapsingh6859 4 года назад +10

    17:20 that's how you perfectly mix british and South African accent

  • @lily.hahjinkim2615
    @lily.hahjinkim2615 4 года назад +4

    evidence
    holding hands
    digging with shovels
    The best bromance day ever

  • @spitfireking2188
    @spitfireking2188 5 лет назад +76

    16:40 his wife looks soo unhappy like he's going to get us all killed dear God help us

  • @usamazahid3882
    @usamazahid3882 5 лет назад +4

    11:55 That look on the face of Kim Jong Un and the hilarious laugh from Trevor Noah says it all. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YSO992
    @YSO992 4 года назад +2

    Nigerian President literally gave him an out. He said he doesn't know if Trump actually said it so he's not gonna comment. That was a diplomatic way of avoiding the question, giving Trump a kind way out, but nope. Trump has no shame. He immediately basically went: that's right, I said it.

  • @nonnalovepriceless
    @nonnalovepriceless 5 лет назад +58

    Never seen him hugging his wife like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🌹

  • @gratemusic3008
    @gratemusic3008 5 лет назад +25

    I can't believe this stuff is real. Then, there's more everyday

  • @sachinsingh5100
    @sachinsingh5100 Год назад +3

    Donald trum becoming the us president has got to be the biggest joke of this century

  • @Dinini
    @Dinini 6 лет назад +34

    Can we have a 24 hour long video of all clips of trumps insanity

    • @Dinini
      @Dinini 6 лет назад

      jpc1918 so you believe trump deserves no criticism or less criticism because he’s... doing a good job? And u think he’s Jesus incarnate? What was the point of ur response? I’m sorry you care about the way people treat ur cult leader but why don’t u take a step away from you emotional attachments look at the facts and maybe come back with a response worth any ones time. Thanks.

    •  6 лет назад

      @@Dinini
      No I give little of a fuck about him I'm just sick of the disingenuous far left wackjobs that make the rest of us look bad. The level of disrespect open hostility and calls for revolts are insane the media and you nuts claiming he's literally Hitler
      I think he's anything but a goddamn idiot he isn't q bush and people like you wouldn't admit he's doing anything good. You'd rather see the world annihilated by nuclear fire then admit being wrong because that's what you people do. Try to bully others into silence and now that it's losing its effect you're screeching your heads off. If you want to see cult behavior look at your own damn side you dishonest fucks Christ you're making bush look good now

    • @lucyjackson9215
      @lucyjackson9215 5 лет назад

      David Trout you mean a live stream

    • @femwil3322
      @femwil3322 5 лет назад

      That Video will be everGreen!
      Caligula of our time...

    • @Tastyduckling5
      @Tastyduckling5 5 лет назад

      Yes but only if we get one of Hillary

  • @alchemicpunk1509
    @alchemicpunk1509 5 лет назад +9

    19:50 While I hate her party, Merkel is a *saint* for not slapping the shit out of Donnie Dingo for that.

  • @dinosaur7115
    @dinosaur7115 4 года назад +8

    Oh my goodness I still remember seeing in the news when Donald trump say to the camera men “ make sure everybody is looking handsome. Everybody nice and slim” something along the lines of that. Then Kim Jong Un from happy face changes to what the hell did he say !!?? Are you calling me fat? face 😂 Imao
    Edit: I was laugh my face off when he talked about it 😂 I was literally anticipating for it

  • @joyce604
    @joyce604 5 лет назад +6

    I'm literally laughing while watching this video. Bravo, Trevor and the team behind it. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻