Monkey News: London to Brighton bike ride

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
  • Xfm Ricky Gervais show, Monkey news

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  • @Tom-bn6pr
    @Tom-bn6pr 5 лет назад +294

    I love that it always turns out worse than what Ricky's anticipating. "The owner wants to enter it in the Tour de France"

  • @Deathball9999
    @Deathball9999 4 года назад +372

    I love Karl's contorted idea of animal rights is that it means you cant deny an animal entry into competitive sporting events.

    • @PedloProductions
      @PedloProductions 4 года назад +16

      Maybe we have it all wrong and he’s the right one? Lol

    • @newdawnfades5725
      @newdawnfades5725 3 года назад +22

      It’s actually really sweet hahaha

    • @steveweller7240
      @steveweller7240 3 года назад +23

      Is it because I is hairy?

    • @jodu626
      @jodu626 2 года назад +1

      ha so true

    • @jodu626
      @jodu626 2 года назад +1

      @@steveweller7240 😂

  • @stringdog911
    @stringdog911 9 лет назад +201

    A tricycle comes whizzing past. That is where i lost it!

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 года назад +6

      I don't literally laugh out loud too much, but that definitely got me the first time I heard it.

    • @steveweller7240
      @steveweller7240 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 4 года назад +94

    Hearing Steve collapse in hysterical laughter is rare but always hilarious

  • @jimmyburtles3553
    @jimmyburtles3553 3 года назад +108

    ''Ahhh...you bald, manc git' that bit always gets me😂

  • @ValkyrieDaisy95
    @ValkyrieDaisy95 9 лет назад +168

    "OOOOHHH YEAH.. Couldn't quite see THE CYCLIST?! HAHAHAA!!"
    xD!! haha!

  • @redmondo42
    @redmondo42 Год назад +19

    "Ehhh ... suddenly-"
    "Right ok, I'm gonna stop you now"
    😂😂

  • @TrekCycling
    @TrekCycling 6 лет назад +98

    I’m addicted to this clip.

    • @karlpickleton8708
      @karlpickleton8708 2 года назад +2

      Same perfect isn’t it Ricky is so funny

    • @LeeCaithness
      @LeeCaithness Год назад +2

      Me too watched it probably 50 times and still laugh at the Tour de France line

  • @jackkendall6420
    @jackkendall6420 Год назад +21

    This clip is one of the few things that have ever made me literally short of breath from laughing so hard

    • @Martin-dn9lo
      @Martin-dn9lo Год назад +6

      Agreed . Every fucking time it gets me even tho I know it's coming

  • @JF-sb5mo
    @JF-sb5mo Год назад +12

    4:43 "not if it wants to" 😂 never caught that before

  • @JesusIzAPunkRocker
    @JesusIzAPunkRocker 10 лет назад +62

    "YOU'RE JOKING! Well Christ all ff mighty" Lmao might be my favorite bit in the series.

  • @busydad4858
    @busydad4858 11 лет назад +79

    'wants to enter it...into...the tour de france' LOL

  • @MrBladeFilms
    @MrBladeFilms 7 лет назад +65

    "Did you see that little thing on a tricycle?"

  • @OneManArmy578
    @OneManArmy578 11 лет назад +125

    Karl's build-ups to absolute rubbish are amazing... :)

    • @bonjour2098
      @bonjour2098 Год назад +6

      Everything was normal, he had a good life

  • @lessevdoolbretsim
    @lessevdoolbretsim 3 года назад +14

    The icing on the cake is Steve, "Have you got a tricycle?"

  • @shaunweston2310
    @shaunweston2310 5 лет назад +14

    Always come back to this, incredible.

  • @dantribe3935
    @dantribe3935 3 года назад +19

    "not if it wants to" lmao I'm dead

  • @00bikeboy
    @00bikeboy 7 месяцев назад +2

    Haven't listened to these in years. Just as funny now as then.

  • @xellestar
    @xellestar 10 лет назад +54

    research scientist karl pilkington

  • @TurtleShellProductions
    @TurtleShellProductions Год назад +3

    Makes me happy to see how popular this stuff is taking off

  • @RyanJSamson
    @RyanJSamson 11 лет назад +16

    I can stop playing this clip too.

  • @KruserMK
    @KruserMK 3 года назад +20

    I still don't know if it is Karl's news of Ricky's reactions to them that makes me laugh.

  • @123456789bradley
    @123456789bradley 11 лет назад +39

    absoulte twoddle

  • @DarkAutumn3D
    @DarkAutumn3D 2 года назад +11

    ".....More Monkey News next week..?" 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 2 года назад +1

      Only way it could be better would be if Ricky said “damn right, wouldn’t miss it for the world!”

  • @eazytheog158
    @eazytheog158 2 года назад +4

    “YOU BALD MANK GIT”

  • @erurevir
    @erurevir 11 лет назад +19

    I love the name of the guy who uploaded this' name

  • @jandcgaming1515
    @jandcgaming1515 3 года назад +10

    This tricycle...

  • @Iain1983
    @Iain1983 4 года назад +11

    Wants to enter the Tour de France 😂

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 2 года назад

      Let the monkeys compete, if a bunch of trained shaven cyclists lose to a monkey on a tricycle then they deserve the loss.

  • @LeeCaithness
    @LeeCaithness Год назад +1

    When he says ‘tour de France’ I can hardly breathe.

  • @ethankiA1917
    @ethankiA1917 3 года назад +2

    This, the monkey tv presenter and the monkey laboratory breakout are the best

  • @pizzagateisreal
    @pizzagateisreal Год назад +2

    Its Ricky's sighs that get me 😂

    • @SuperflyGaming
      @SuperflyGaming Год назад +2

      its about a formula 1 driver... err.....
      *SIGHS*

  • @tomsellers7136
    @tomsellers7136 6 лет назад +4

    My favourite one

  • @rhyschall
    @rhyschall 17 дней назад

    “Just following the crowd Steve, what’s the matter with ya”

  • @babyshambler
    @babyshambler 3 года назад +5

    Ricky @ 2:09 LOL

  • @jacob4690
    @jacob4690 2 года назад +3

    Not sure tricycles are allowed in the Tour de France!

  • @trickshotsri
    @trickshotsri 3 года назад +6

    This will always be my favourite, closely followed by "bog standard old women".

    • @k5k11k23
      @k5k11k23 Год назад

      HILDA... wa$ your bog $tandard old woman

  • @MisterWrench
    @MisterWrench 2 года назад +2

    My favourite monkey news

  • @L_Martin
    @L_Martin 3 месяца назад

    My favourite Monkey News

  • @29ICU
    @29ICU 11 лет назад +6

    must be popular hes number 12

  • @davet2825
    @davet2825 5 лет назад +4

    Suddenly...

  • @rextyrannos4517
    @rextyrannos4517 2 года назад

    good every time

  • @jadamsfhuhs9
    @jadamsfhuhs9 3 года назад +3

    That’s not how the TDF works.....not since like the early 30s

  • @happyclappyslappy
    @happyclappyslappy Год назад +1

    Like most true stories there are some gaps 😂

  • @jowillow427
    @jowillow427 2 года назад

    Which episode is this from

  • @sidneyjenkngs1422
    @sidneyjenkngs1422 6 лет назад +4

    There's too much fruit in the world!

  • @ronniehotdogs130
    @ronniehotdogs130 Год назад

    Think my favourite is the monkey rally driver

  • @steveweller7240
    @steveweller7240 3 года назад +1

    Classic monkey news!

  • @Phoenix-pl6ys
    @Phoenix-pl6ys 3 года назад

    I don’t know!

  • @anthonyward6805
    @anthonyward6805 3 года назад +4

    Absolute twoddle

  • @DumboSanchez
    @DumboSanchez 6 лет назад +1

    Puncture outfit ??

  • @emanuellandeholm5657
    @emanuellandeholm5657 4 года назад +6

    Ricky mispronounced Bowie. Unacceptable.

    • @philhammond3299
      @philhammond3299 4 года назад +9

      He pronounced it correctly.
      That's how we say it in Britain

    • @JamesHoffa42069
      @JamesHoffa42069 Месяц назад

      @@philhammond3299 So the singer was pronouncing his own name wrong? Weird. Liar.

  • @monkeynews1320
    @monkeynews1320 5 лет назад +8

    Wish Ricky would shut up sometimes

    • @karlpickleton8708
      @karlpickleton8708 2 года назад +11

      Whattt he makes this so much funnier

    • @yhmanyhman840
      @yhmanyhman840 2 года назад +2

      Remember it is his radio show

    • @dapaintbrush6965
      @dapaintbrush6965 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@karlpickleton8708I understand Ricky can get annoying sometimes because he has stopped Karl from saying something even more funny. But Ricky does make me laugh when he keeps saying how tall is he and stuff like that 😅

  • @JamesHoffa1
    @JamesHoffa1 3 месяца назад

    Damn this is 20 years old

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 2 месяца назад

      Just had that same realization. I remember listening to these around 2010. Crazy.