Monkey News: Bank Robbery

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  • Опубликовано: 19 фев 2012
  • Xfm Ricky Gervais show, Monkey news

Комментарии • 103

  • @thomazziguitar
    @thomazziguitar 7 лет назад +254

    "Normal day, everything's going normal..."

  • @Choonzord
    @Choonzord 4 года назад +196

    Karl's pretty quick and sharp sometimes. "Lemme cue it up." 0:10

    • @fls128
      @fls128 3 года назад +38

      Mate he's a comedic genius.

    • @adambritain5774
      @adambritain5774 2 года назад +16

      SOMETIMES!? He's sharp as a tack.

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 6 лет назад +248

    It's a story that 'appened.

    • @cahillp3
      @cahillp3 3 года назад +21

      NOOOOOOOOOO

  • @nicolassilva9236
    @nicolassilva9236 11 лет назад +273

    "starts backing out with the gun and the money" haha

    • @twat9954
      @twat9954 3 года назад +6

      are you still alive nicolas??

    • @nicolassilva9236
      @nicolassilva9236 3 года назад +32

      @@twat9954 still here , thanks to your comment I am listening to the k-man after a long time

    • @twat9954
      @twat9954 3 года назад +6

      @@nicolassilva9236 oh wow i didn’t expect a response lol

    • @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek
      @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek Год назад

      @@twat9954 Nice to meet you.

    • @bluecheese4877
      @bluecheese4877 10 месяцев назад

      Never seen it since

  • @robcranston6030
    @robcranston6030 5 лет назад +72

    “It’s worse!” 😂

  • @paranoidandroid447
    @paranoidandroid447 4 года назад +139

    genuinely the best 6 minutes 50 seconds of radio ever created

    • @craigbather6316
      @craigbather6316 3 года назад +8

      I agree, the hardest I've ever laughed at something

    • @EwanHibs
      @EwanHibs Год назад +5

      Pork chop lady comes close

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@EwanHibs Men in Black/there's this thing in it for me.

  • @assman6574
    @assman6574 6 лет назад +167

    'Steve', the most credible of sources

  • @redmondo42
    @redmondo42 Год назад +36

    I love how in Karl's mind the people's reaction to a bank robber is "Awwww god, wish I didn't come in here, it's not gonna be a good day" 😂

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Месяц назад +3

    That fella who emailed about Donald McIntyre could not have hoped for a better outcome lol, Karl completely believed it for ages 😂

  • @hithere9377
    @hithere9377 Год назад +35

    I’m convinced that the original robber was going to be a monkey until Rick questioned it and then Karl changed it on the fly.

    • @matthewryan9991
      @matthewryan9991 11 месяцев назад +7

      Great point. And I've listened to this 100s of time

    • @FutureAbe
      @FutureAbe 10 месяцев назад

      Nope

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 7 месяцев назад +3

      Nah. At the start of the story he says "there's a bit before the Monkey". Before Ricky questioned it.

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 4 года назад +42

    When he said the monkey started backing up with the gun and the monkey I fucking lost it

  • @hereticNick
    @hereticNick 8 лет назад +121

    "There's been a lot going on....."

  • @ActionJackshn
    @ActionJackshn 8 лет назад +75

    im absolutely crying

  • @cozm0859
    @cozm0859 7 лет назад +60

    "It doesn't say if he went off to Spain" fucking killed me!

  • @robdzi5509
    @robdzi5509 4 года назад +28

    "Is it from Reuters?"
    "Listen it's from Steve!"

  • @moRULEZ18981
    @moRULEZ18981 6 лет назад +56

    "Shut up Rick"

  • @EwanHibs
    @EwanHibs 3 года назад +30

    If I ever feel down I watch this

  • @masonallen3961
    @masonallen3961 4 года назад +87

    Technically Karl didn’t break the rules. That fella was not simian. So Ricky can’t end Monkey News.

    • @andrewgalea5012
      @andrewgalea5012 3 года назад +21

      That's what makes this one the best monkey news... because every other time ricky guesses who the simian character is before the reveal, but karl got one over him thus time:)

    • @Dilkingt0nne
      @Dilkingt0nne 2 года назад +7

      @@andrewgalea5012 like when he guesses it’s a cyclist and it’s a tricyclist…my all time fav

  • @josephl447
    @josephl447 2 года назад +14

    'Not sure whether it was for withdrawal or deposit'

    • @Newoaf
      @Newoaf Год назад

      What a great line!

  • @GlitzPixie
    @GlitzPixie 4 года назад +16

    Karl's quiet "okay" at the end ahahahahaha

  • @williamjohn314
    @williamjohn314 2 года назад +13

    It's a story that happened

  • @ShookOnesTO
    @ShookOnesTO 6 лет назад +24

    Right, We're never doing this again!

  • @adgreyx
    @adgreyx 8 лет назад +160

    " it's a story that happened " LMFAO stop just stop it

  • @SupahLinkio
    @SupahLinkio Год назад +12

    "Story that 'appened" is a phrase I use because of this

  • @JortheReason
    @JortheReason 10 лет назад +39

    Best thing ever.

  • @mrbenoit5018
    @mrbenoit5018 3 года назад +17

    5:30 NOO-

  • @sonny7194
    @sonny7194 6 лет назад +23

    "Think karl think"

  • @urbanpkrider31
    @urbanpkrider31 7 лет назад +41

    "Did he swing his way to freedom?!" Hahaha

  • @cory4429
    @cory4429 Год назад +4

    “Does a runner with the money” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikeb3018
    @mikeb3018 2 года назад +6

    steve LOVES the jingle haha

  • @areteees
    @areteees 5 лет назад +15

    "did he swing his way to freedom" hahahahahahahahaha

  • @ohoto3896
    @ohoto3896 2 года назад +8

    Early Karl was not a work, which is incredible. Ricky spent too much time with him and was completely baffled by this wonderful Manc. It's his curiosity that was the key. After he got a bit older he became more self aware, and would call this a load of old rubbish.
    He was a shooting star

  • @mikeydoc11
    @mikeydoc11 3 года назад +12

    No one’s seen it since

  • @BadWilf
    @BadWilf 9 месяцев назад +1

    This was the first of their radio shows I ever heard

  • @GeorgeG4895
    @GeorgeG4895 3 года назад +11

    Fella comes in

  • @craigroaring
    @craigroaring 7 лет назад +55

    Up to no good.

  • @meyerlanksy1561
    @meyerlanksy1561 4 года назад +27

    Stephen is right. Ricky should let Karl finish it.

    • @KurtMCox
      @KurtMCox 3 года назад +15

      Rick's constant sniping and mockery makes it all the more funny for me.

  • @colintwomey7554
    @colintwomey7554 7 месяцев назад +2

    Busy asking for coffee.

  • @riley5722
    @riley5722 5 лет назад +30

    The way Ricky tells Karl he's an idiot is hilarious.

  • @bowmaj8666
    @bowmaj8666 3 года назад +7

    5:46 "BUT..."

  • @SuperflyGaming
    @SuperflyGaming 3 года назад +11

    💰🔫🐒🚗🐵

  • @thepontiacbandit7329
    @thepontiacbandit7329 10 месяцев назад +2

    Karl's unsure if the monkey came to the bank for a deposit or a withdrawal.
    Guess we'll never know.

  • @123reletive123
    @123reletive123 10 лет назад +31

    2:00 am, got school tomorrow lol

    • @yesp9248
      @yesp9248 7 лет назад +3

      123reletive123 memories

  • @DerpyDosh
    @DerpyDosh Год назад +1

    5:38 When you casually reference a scene from an adult superhero cartoon 20 years before it came out.

    • @ElStink4K
      @ElStink4K Год назад +1

      That show didn't coin that phrase

    • @DerpyDosh
      @DerpyDosh Год назад

      @@ElStink4K I know but it sure as shit popularised it.

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 Год назад

      Which cartoon?

    • @DerpyDosh
      @DerpyDosh Год назад

      @@krystiankowalski7335 Invincible

    • @Sh23-hv7sn
      @Sh23-hv7sn 4 месяца назад

      ​@@DerpyDoshnot it didn't kid it existed LONG before that silly superhero show. Lmao perspective mark perspective

  • @stevenaitcheson6938
    @stevenaitcheson6938 Год назад +3

    Come on!!!!!!!

  • @86sVideoDump
    @86sVideoDump 11 месяцев назад +1

    "Oh God it's worse"

  • @PG-to3yp
    @PG-to3yp 3 года назад +1

    whats goin on ea

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 Год назад +3

    This actually did happen..Go Karl

  • @miguelsilva9118
    @miguelsilva9118 3 года назад +5

    Manc-y news.

  • @puertoriconnect4611
    @puertoriconnect4611 10 месяцев назад

    This is my favorite monkey news segment. Did they use this on the animated show?

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 7 месяцев назад +1

      Nah cos it's from the XFM shows. Animated show was only from the Podcasts.

    • @rise_of_the_footsoldier
      @rise_of_the_footsoldier Месяц назад

      ​@@Scallion_Dthey could do a whole other 13 episodes based off the xfm podcasts 🙏🙏

  • @k5k11k23
    @k5k11k23 Год назад +2

    I$ it a man 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikeydoc11
    @mikeydoc11 6 лет назад +39

    I love Ricky but I feel Steve's pain a lot of the time, you know the story is gonna be outlandish and hilarious but you need to let Karl just talk, cutting him off with logic ruins the humour in it.

    • @twod0ves
      @twod0ves 6 лет назад +87

      i totally disagree. i think ricky being genuinely offended about how stupid the stories are adds to the tension and comedic timing

    • @mikeydoc11
      @mikeydoc11 6 лет назад +2

      stcrude I love Ricky's reactions 90% of the time but Ricky knows what Karl is like and that's why he had him on the radio, you have to let him speak to get what we want to hear, react to the punchline not the opening line. My favourite moment is when they are talking about the infinite monkeys writing the works of Shakespeare, given an infinite amount of time and Ricky threatens to knock Karl out because of his stupidity, he reacted at the perfect times, sometimes I think he's very premature is all.

    • @tailuigi
      @tailuigi 5 лет назад +26

      I also disagree. I find that Ricky's early interjections and dissection of illogical and impossible aspects of the stories often prompt Karl to add more detail or to blend in possible explanations, almost always increasing the absurdity.

    • @Tom-bn6pr
      @Tom-bn6pr 5 лет назад +12

      I disagree I think Ricky getting so pissed off with how stupid it is makes it funnier. And Steve trying to calm him down adds to the humour as well

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 5 лет назад +8

      Nope, without the exasperated/angry interjections it wouldn’t be anywhere near as funny.

  • @thebeatles240
    @thebeatles240 11 лет назад +8

    THEY PLAYED SEVEN SEAS OF RHYE BY QUEEN AT THE END, WOOOOOOOO

    • @alfiemitchell3026
      @alfiemitchell3026 4 года назад +4

      It’s not like, an obscure song

    • @GamerCall
      @GamerCall Год назад

      @@alfiemitchell3026 no but it's pretty rare to hear someone play one of the three-four good songs Queen made.

  • @jackayer2849
    @jackayer2849 11 лет назад +6

    ah shoot me

  • @MrSinfold
    @MrSinfold 5 лет назад +31

    It's a story that 'appened.