Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Black Brexit, Moonlight

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  • There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth.
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  • @griiseknoen
    @griiseknoen 7 лет назад +586

    Amber's super-cheerful "...and we're BOTH women" just warms my heart. Everytime.

    • @puniwong3478
      @puniwong3478 5 лет назад

      i always find Amber super sexy and hot when she says that

  • @nailazahinana8204
    @nailazahinana8204 7 лет назад +311

    Amber is such a precious little treasure. Never let her go Seth.

  • @gayanykandasamy4837
    @gayanykandasamy4837 6 лет назад +84

    "what do you use baby powder for?
    To put on my face when the cops pull me over"
    LOLLLL

  • @tinaloye2014
    @tinaloye2014 7 лет назад +493

    My fav line every time is 'black women and lesbians are liars!' It's just so funny!!! 😂😂😂 love this show!

    • @ferallemur
      @ferallemur 7 лет назад +19

      The first one of these clips I saw, it got to the end, and my reaction was, "What the hell was that? That was so ham-fisted and terrible! That's the corniest segment ending I've ever seen." Then, after watching a second clip, I went, "Oh, okay... This is just how they always end this segment, and that's why it seemed so fake and staged... That's actually pretty funny." And now that I've seen a bunch more, I'm with you... I absolutely howl with laughter every time I hear "black women and lesbians are liars!"

    • @tinaloye2014
      @tinaloye2014 7 лет назад +4

      ferallemur it's amazing right? Whoever came up with it should get a raise!! 😍

    • @dave5194
      @dave5194 7 лет назад +3

      Tina Loye Trump will quote that when he tries to diss Late Night on twitter, guaranteed.

    • @vernonferrer9424
      @vernonferrer9424 7 лет назад

      Tina Loye a

    • @drgleisner
      @drgleisner 7 лет назад +1

      Tina Loye mine too

  • @demonix321
    @demonix321 7 лет назад +778

    this should be a regular thing

  • @abteentajdin8877
    @abteentajdin8877 7 лет назад +262

    best segment in this show especially amber and Jenny

  • @NiGHTSaturn
    @NiGHTSaturn 4 года назад +15

    I mean, binge watching Jokes Seth Can’t Tell is probably my new favourite activity. Also Amber Says What. 😂

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 Год назад

      Every now and then, they are great for a cheery laugh!

  • @framspl33n
    @framspl33n 7 лет назад +25

    "strong jawline" (w voice crack)" i'll take it"

  • @nataliedenton1299
    @nataliedenton1299 7 лет назад +368

    I'm a lesbian and I'm dying at the ugly shoe one, my shoes are ugly today lmao

    • @TheSwamper
      @TheSwamper 7 лет назад +4

      I'm not, and didn't get the Guitar shop joke. Could you explain?

    • @nataliedenton1299
      @nataliedenton1299 7 лет назад +12

      TheSwamper it's just lesbian stereotypes haha

    • @jsquirrel9523
      @jsquirrel9523 7 лет назад +4

      hm I like my sneakers :D

    • @pprriyam
      @pprriyam 7 лет назад +10

      why were those shoes ugly? they looked functional!

    • @jsquirrel9523
      @jsquirrel9523 7 лет назад +10

      Priyam Srivastav Yes, functional + ugly - it's the lesbian way :D

  • @icesk8rgrrl
    @icesk8rgrrl 7 лет назад +256

    I love this segment! (P.S. Jenny's hair looks great!)

    • @Luda3x
      @Luda3x 7 лет назад +9

      carlemagne i wonder if this counts as a lesbian pick up line 😂

    • @mouseypublishings
      @mouseypublishings 7 лет назад +3

      carlemagne if u dont like ambers hair ur racist.

    • @carolteater9456
      @carolteater9456 7 лет назад +14

      Jenny and Amber are both awesome! And toooo cute! :)

    • @MusicMyBeloved
      @MusicMyBeloved 7 лет назад +5

      Her hair looks fantastic!

    • @ahcahnobok3782
      @ahcahnobok3782 7 лет назад +4

      Christina D
      at this point i regret not knowing lines from Rapunzel

  • @hotdave20
    @hotdave20 7 лет назад +509

    Seriously, there is a department of Justice? :)

    • @XXC0Y
      @XXC0Y 7 лет назад +1

      Nope. But we would not be surprised, would we?

    • @ArtGirl82
      @ArtGirl82 7 лет назад +2

      So no then...

    • @OrionoftheStar
      @OrionoftheStar 7 лет назад +21

      Department of _Justine_*. She just writes her 'n's a little bit sideways. Don't worry, it's a common mistake.

    • @steffindoder2796
      @steffindoder2796 7 лет назад +3

      It's called "Justine Beaver". :)

    • @Ou8y2k2
      @Ou8y2k2 7 лет назад +8

      Dump signed an executive order to nominate Batman as Secretary of Justice. Priebus had to tell him that he wasn't real.

  • @Mokona127
    @Mokona127 7 лет назад +63

    I love that segment so badly! It's awesome, the jokes are great and I'm glad you don't simply have to cut them out. And the ladies are amazing. Finally a bit of mixup in the regular late night cast.

    • @AlanHope2013
      @AlanHope2013 7 лет назад +6

      I don't think these are really jokes that had to be cut, do you? It's a subversive little segment that allows them an excuse to do some not-PC jokes just for the lulz. If you think about it, it would be pretty horrifying if a show really brought out some minorities to tell jokes the star couldn't get away with. In fact it's a parody of that.

  • @bekiroseberliner3374
    @bekiroseberliner3374 7 лет назад +35

    Amber's DOJ delivery slayed me!

  • @reko3103
    @reko3103 7 лет назад +79

    Who else got the punchline the moment Seth said "Australia"?

  • @empoleonmaster6709
    @empoleonmaster6709 7 лет назад +16

    PLEASE KEEP DOING THESE! These segments have to be some of the funniest videos I've seen.

  • @marim0y
    @marim0y 6 лет назад +4

    I've been watching "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" clips for about two hours and I'm not mad. My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard!

  • @Sticklemako
    @Sticklemako 7 лет назад +7

    That was phenomenal, the jokes and the delivery were awesome. Couldnt stop laughing

  • @felixvelariusbos
    @felixvelariusbos 7 лет назад +12

    Audience was sleeping on the "fingers free for other stuff" joke because that one made me laugh out loud.

  • @Theadambshapiro
    @Theadambshapiro 4 года назад +1

    Amber's shocked face at the end is always my favorite. :-)

  • @JohnnyRoseofVersailles
    @JohnnyRoseofVersailles 7 лет назад +24

    This is my favorite segment, and the girls are super

  • @cvgurau
    @cvgurau 7 лет назад +186

    "A new lesbian dating app called 'a click'..." you could see jenny repress a giggle. she probably heard something else...

    • @izendale
      @izendale 7 лет назад +5

      considering how easy it is to confuse cl and d at a distance, i'm assuming she read it wrong thus the giggle

    • @Ou8y2k2
      @Ou8y2k2 7 лет назад +2

      +cLitcori Yep

    • @tomripsin730
      @tomripsin730 7 лет назад +18

      I'm assuming the commenter meant that she had misheard the end of the word (She did say heard & not read).

  • @EjNappe
    @EjNappe 7 лет назад +76

    I wonder how hungover he was after drinking earlier in the day.

    • @OrionoftheStar
      @OrionoftheStar 7 лет назад +20

      Pretty hungover if he fell for that again.

  • @LOL1626
    @LOL1626 7 лет назад +2

    i really like the way this is structured, it's an appropriate way to tell jokes about a touchy subject

  • @megmo05
    @megmo05 7 лет назад +104

    I love this segment. Especially since there is literally only white men on late night TV.

    • @kennybrightwell1877
      @kennybrightwell1877 7 лет назад +12

      Megan M and one white woman (Samantha Bee) and a black guy (Trevor Noah).

    • @SuperKoopaguy
      @SuperKoopaguy 6 лет назад +2

      Trevor Noah is a half black South African. There is a pretty big difference between a black American And a black or only half black South African.

  • @Leishafan1985
    @Leishafan1985 7 лет назад +5

    Favourite segment of the show!!!!!!

  • @amalzuhair4495
    @amalzuhair4495 7 лет назад +7

    I love this segment makes my day

  • @EronVirson
    @EronVirson 7 лет назад +2

    That was suprisingly heartwarming.....

  • @buckaroobilliam
    @buckaroobilliam 7 лет назад +1

    The end of that bit may have been the funniest thing I've seen in years.

  • @KappaBooks
    @KappaBooks 7 лет назад +1

    Ive been waiting for this segment again!!

  • @brooke8642
    @brooke8642 7 лет назад +1

    This is my favourite sketch! Please do more of them!!!!!!

  • @connermcintosh4322
    @connermcintosh4322 7 лет назад

    This is my FAVORITE segment. Agh.
    Please do this more often!!!!!!

  • @jessasampson1259
    @jessasampson1259 7 лет назад +22

    Jenny is so cute! :)

  • @csabajuhasz6516
    @csabajuhasz6516 7 лет назад +10

    actually with the title 'Broke Black Mountain' it woud have made way more at the box office

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 7 лет назад

    Those smiles just force you to laugh for them

  • @userisnamed2190
    @userisnamed2190 7 лет назад +21

    Don't mind me, just here for Amber's hair, Amber's lips, Amber's smile, Amber's black girl magic, Amber's Amber-ness.

    • @userisnamed2190
      @userisnamed2190 7 лет назад +2

      Having watched the segment now, I'd just like to amend this comment to say those black jokes were the best yet 😂

  • @starsapphire2013
    @starsapphire2013 7 лет назад +1

    Just love this bit! Gets me everytime!

  • @laurafrakinroslin
    @laurafrakinroslin 7 лет назад

    Utterly delightful

  • @dalicloud9
    @dalicloud9 7 лет назад

    i just fell in love with these two. Amber particularly. That smirk she gives after telling a joke is devilishly angelic and charming.

  • @Akheloios
    @Akheloios 7 лет назад +5

    Whooo, my favourite segment!

  • @ladyoctober
    @ladyoctober 7 лет назад +1

    I really love this segment.

  • @spencersshenanigans
    @spencersshenanigans 7 лет назад +1

    They called out Guitar Center!!! Omg the woman on the right is amazing!!!

  • @oobazee
    @oobazee 7 лет назад +2

    Great segment

  • @fivedollarhooker
    @fivedollarhooker 6 лет назад +2

    "BrokeBlack Mountain" is a GEM

  • @OrionoftheStar
    @OrionoftheStar 7 лет назад +36

    Brokeblack Mountain wasn't that bad, tho'...

    • @Chemeleon15
      @Chemeleon15 7 лет назад

      OrionoftheStar it would be worse if he said "broke and black mountain"

  • @wnose
    @wnose 7 лет назад +1

    Just killing it Seth! Love the team action!

  • @Kemigon
    @Kemigon 7 лет назад +2

    this was GOLD lmao

  • @GrotrianSeiler
    @GrotrianSeiler 7 лет назад

    This show is a gem.

  • @unidancer15
    @unidancer15 7 лет назад

    this is the best yet.

  • @rachelmusick8511
    @rachelmusick8511 7 лет назад +1

    this is my new favorite thing

  • @29jgirl92
    @29jgirl92 7 лет назад +2

    I love this segment, and also shoutout to Amber's awesome jacket!!

  • @DroopyBDawg
    @DroopyBDawg 7 лет назад

    This is my favorite segment.

  • @NeroStrasse
    @NeroStrasse 7 лет назад

    Best "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" to date. Oh man, those were great!

  • @joshbobst1629
    @joshbobst1629 7 лет назад +157

    The jokes were terrible this time, but that somehow doesn't stop this segment from being great.

    • @s.ljones6824
      @s.ljones6824 7 лет назад

      Josh Bobst I thought so too, this wasn't as good As the ones before it

    • @jamesburgess2k
      @jamesburgess2k 7 лет назад +2

      Josh Bobst the premise just makes you more comfortable to laughing even if you don't want to

    • @darartuadem3733
      @darartuadem3733 7 лет назад +12

      Really? I thought they were the best 🙂

    • @nwilliams5883
      @nwilliams5883 7 лет назад +9

      Maybe I'm not used to watching this, because I thought they were better.

  • @tygrahof9268
    @tygrahof9268 7 лет назад +1

    Amber and Jenny have the most wonderful smiles and facial expressions.

  • @jackieweisenfelder172
    @jackieweisenfelder172 6 лет назад

    By far my favorite segment on the show!

  • @ajayr.531
    @ajayr.531 7 лет назад

    THIS WAS THE BEST ONE YET!

  • @sconnyjoe5262
    @sconnyjoe5262 7 лет назад

    Please keep this skit! Awesome and thank you.

  • @mikethole2877
    @mikethole2877 7 лет назад

    It seems like a safe way out, but I really enjoy this! It's only the 2nd "Jokes Seth can't tell' segment I've seen but, yeah, I love the chemistry all three of them seem to share!

  • @keeKeeConnolly
    @keeKeeConnolly 7 лет назад

    I loved this.

  • @mariavictoriaoliveiraespin1749
    @mariavictoriaoliveiraespin1749 7 лет назад +1

    This is hilarious! Loved it

  • @emmak4062
    @emmak4062 7 лет назад

    I love this

  • @kates4911
    @kates4911 7 лет назад

    this is my favourite segment by far

  • @alwayslearning3671
    @alwayslearning3671 7 лет назад +1

    what a great concept! The best jokes are about ourselves.

  • @krazyriti
    @krazyriti 7 лет назад

    i live for these segments...

  • @charlieobservestheworld6622
    @charlieobservestheworld6622 7 лет назад

    this is a great bit

  • @willh8682
    @willh8682 7 лет назад

    LMFAO! This Needs to be a recurring segment😂

  • @melissalim6312
    @melissalim6312 7 лет назад +1

    do more of this omg its so funny

  • @spencersshenanigans
    @spencersshenanigans 7 лет назад

    This is great

  • @AAngelus28
    @AAngelus28 7 лет назад +2

    IM MARATHONING THIS SEGMENT! Holy AWESOMENESS!

  • @rossradtke
    @rossradtke 7 лет назад

    as always, great bit

  • @gaymergoose
    @gaymergoose 7 лет назад

    ive never watched this show before but honestly im considering it now because from everything ive seen seth seems like a really cool and funny guy. this segment especially is a really great idea.

  • @digdipper09
    @digdipper09 7 лет назад

    oh man this made me laugh like nothing else. I would love to see it become a regular thing.

  • @TheSteelGuy
    @TheSteelGuy 7 лет назад

    Oh Seth. Falls for it every single time. :)

  • @carolteater9456
    @carolteater9456 7 лет назад

    Love this bit! :)

  • @catindawall
    @catindawall 3 года назад

    Lol I just love this

  • @JakeWithTheJeep
    @JakeWithTheJeep 7 лет назад

    That's was awesome!

  • @annieemalina
    @annieemalina 7 лет назад

    I think the funniest part of this segment is how they crack each other up.

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 7 лет назад +1

    Broke Black Mountain. That is hilarious!!!!!

  • @elisalukasik6334
    @elisalukasik6334 7 лет назад +1

    Omg I love how both of them always chuckle when the lesbian tells jokes xD

  • @annalisasteinnes
    @annalisasteinnes 7 лет назад

    Whenever he agrees to tell a joke, it reminds me of Charlie Brown trying to kick the football that Lucy promises to hold.

  • @isaacthek
    @isaacthek 7 лет назад +3

    Is it just me, or was this one WAY funnier than previous versions?

  • @ricardocabralterrazas6784
    @ricardocabralterrazas6784 7 лет назад +1

    Make this segment into its own stand alone show

  • @morganboutwell8231
    @morganboutwell8231 6 лет назад

    That WINK!

  • @johnlowe1476
    @johnlowe1476 7 лет назад

    Seth's best Will Forte impression

  • @yojon4905
    @yojon4905 7 лет назад

    My man!

  • @paigel9534
    @paigel9534 7 лет назад +2

    i fucking love this segment oh my god

  • @agutierrez20
    @agutierrez20 7 лет назад

    Guitar Center LOL

  • @ashfuller3480
    @ashfuller3480 7 лет назад

    I'm from the UK and nobody is calling it a black brexit, hard brexit but not black brexit. I do love this segment

  • @emilsn91
    @emilsn91 7 лет назад

    And the oscar for best segment in a late night host television program goes to!!!
    Jokes Seth Can't Tell from The Late Night Show with Seth Meyers!

  • @danielsaan1976
    @danielsaan1976 7 лет назад +1

    Best sketch so far! And I'm british :)

  • @victoriaholden3578
    @victoriaholden3578 7 лет назад +1

    I LOVE JENNY'S JACKET. I neeeeeeeed it. someone halp.

  • @naryavardariannalps
    @naryavardariannalps 7 лет назад +8

    laughed a lot about the lesbian jokes! :D

  • @rvanhees89
    @rvanhees89 6 лет назад

    3:12 I thought she said baking soda XD
    I thought it was a reference to crack lol

  • @poedameron446
    @poedameron446 7 лет назад +1

    as a biracial lesbian, this is by far my favorite bit.

  • @vaughngainey9716
    @vaughngainey9716 6 лет назад

    "Said Black people huh there's a Department of Justice." "To put on my face in case the cops pull me over" 😂😂😂.

  • @playlist4637
    @playlist4637 7 лет назад

    Nice one Seth! You got a subscriber! =)

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus 6 лет назад

    the theme from Broke Black Mountain "we're broken people now..."

  • @LOVE..Sherelle
    @LOVE..Sherelle 7 лет назад

    The one with Ellen and Portia buying a house in Australia should've been about Finding Dory..

  • @trevor-stanton
    @trevor-stanton 7 лет назад

    This is so cute.

  • @baafilm
    @baafilm 7 лет назад +4

    Down under
    Happy Australia Day