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  • Опубликовано: 10 окт 2015
  • Amy Schumer talks about wanting better role models for young girls than the Kardashians and the time she thought she was dating Bradley Cooper.
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  • @Shadow-yq8wg
    @Shadow-yq8wg 2 года назад +1541

    i was laughing so hard and then i closed the comments

    • @ttm1795
      @ttm1795 2 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @manmeetsodhi9257
      @manmeetsodhi9257 2 года назад +19

      YOOO BRO IS SAVAGE, I ACTUALLY DIED BRO DANG, VIOLATION

    • @wellofcire
      @wellofcire 2 года назад +5

      still funnier than the main show at least

    • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 2 года назад +7

      The funniest thing amy schumer ever said "I am a comedian!"

    • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 2 года назад +2

      Luckily she had the SNL writers to write this for her! Even then they had to put recorded laufter over the audiences silence! 🤦‍♂🤣

  • @TiagoFerreira-zp9gi
    @TiagoFerreira-zp9gi 3 года назад +1773

    The f in Amy Schumer stands for "funny".

    • @samuelbarrett5648
      @samuelbarrett5648 3 года назад +14

      Dang

    • @TiagoFerreira-zp9gi
      @TiagoFerreira-zp9gi 3 года назад +63

      @Syrus Salinas Oh no, I know it. I'm a bit of an Amy Schumer myself.

    • @nihilist6008
      @nihilist6008 3 года назад

      @David Assefa Tofu SO??????

    • @nihilist6008
      @nihilist6008 3 года назад +1

      @David Assefa Tofu yawnnnnnn....???

    • @Alex-qj3wp
      @Alex-qj3wp 3 года назад +15

      @David Assefa Tofu Honestly, I don't get why people are so invested in hating famous people. like, if you don't find her funny then just watch other comics, obviously many people find her funny because her stand ups are successful and her views are good.

  • @l1585
    @l1585 2 года назад +1229

    8:37 This had me dying 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 💀

    • @NutoriusTwizz
      @NutoriusTwizz 2 года назад +62

      On god 😭

    • @ToeGripper9988
      @ToeGripper9988 2 года назад +12

      Same

    • @rakanalmugbel
      @rakanalmugbel 2 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @sabbeyroad
      @sabbeyroad 2 года назад +35

      I saw your comment before I started watching and I was just waiting for the funny part. Had to scroll down towards the end to check your timestamp, because the funny part clearly hadn't happened yet. You were on the nose lmao

    • @cynalic
      @cynalic 2 года назад +7

      bro me too 💀 im cryying lmfao

  • @earthcakestudiosvanilla3073
    @earthcakestudiosvanilla3073 Год назад +479

    8:37 was the funniest of all jokes

    • @YOMAMAXXL
      @YOMAMAXXL Год назад +20

      The funniest of all jokes at in the comments when people insult her

    • @jimmydaphrog1550
      @jimmydaphrog1550 Год назад +8

      Calling these jokes is an insult to all jokes

    • @ScornedScallopes
      @ScornedScallopes Год назад +8

      Ok I cackled when I clicked on it 😂

    • @clovis-
      @clovis- Год назад +3

      everyone rightfully hates her for stealing jokes, but you just did the same thing. this is the top comment from months ago lmao

    • @earthcakestudiosvanilla3073
      @earthcakestudiosvanilla3073 Год назад +2

      I had nothing else to do

  • @hannahwieler4455
    @hannahwieler4455 7 лет назад +3394

    "take the faces they were born with as a light suggestion" im dying LOL

    • @avery.s7681
      @avery.s7681 6 лет назад +30

      I don't get it? light suggestion whatt?

    • @Brittany853
      @Brittany853 6 лет назад +60

      A light suggestion of what they should look like the rest of their life

    • @bugofcake
      @bugofcake 5 лет назад +20

      Hannah Wieler how is that funny?

    • @amazing_bastard
      @amazing_bastard 5 лет назад +69

      @@bugofcake it's funny and sad at the same time. she's talking about how the role models for young girls today are women who do a lot of plastic surgeries and stuff, which imposes twisted ideas of what beauty is upon the young generation of women and teaches them to not love the natural faces they were born with

    • @bugofcake
      @bugofcake 5 лет назад +6

      Polina Turik it’s just tragic

  • @shellw1276
    @shellw1276 7 лет назад +1461

    I liked how the band members are cracking up in the background!

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 4 года назад +18

      They mostly do.

    • @richardweider9875
      @richardweider9875 4 года назад +6

      Thanks what's up dude

    • @stanleyshady9465
      @stanleyshady9465 4 года назад +222

      they're paid and told to laugh

    • @vitaminmc6086
      @vitaminmc6086 4 года назад +61

      In fac, it seems many people have been paid to praise and accept this talentless woman in their circles... Something very weird is going on

    • @laurahall2710
      @laurahall2710 3 года назад +3

      Hate to have to clean the furniture after

  • @pyro7602
    @pyro7602 3 года назад +68

    So two cannibals were eating Amy Schumer.
    Cannibal one: does this taste funny to you ?
    Cannibal 2: no.

  • @felltem8296
    @felltem8296 3 года назад +548

    the most funny part about this is the laughable chance of me laughing.

    • @JustoonsYes
      @JustoonsYes 2 года назад +6

      0% chance of laughing

    • @calebgillett6091
      @calebgillett6091 2 года назад +3

      Fr I looked up Amy Schumer to see if she was funny but ig not women are unable to be funny

    • @kunchenliang8772
      @kunchenliang8772 2 года назад

      is this a paradox

    • @s_.777
      @s_.777 2 года назад +1

      Y’all just like to dislike her, she’s not awful.

    • @darkseeker1112
      @darkseeker1112 2 года назад

      @@s_.777 She’s fucking abysmal. Iliza Shlesinger is up-arrow notation magnitudes funnier than Amy Shumer.

  • @FlaccidSunday
    @FlaccidSunday 2 года назад +10

    I searched for this monologue just to piss myself off

  • @hooks36
    @hooks36 3 года назад +206

    The wall next to me has better stand up

  • @shaun7002
    @shaun7002 3 года назад +832

    I just listen to her jokes to fall asleep

  • @slickfinisher123
    @slickfinisher123 3 года назад +159

    Oh man. I'm dying of laughter over here. Funniest person ever. Soooooo funny.

    • @Hellcat1320
      @Hellcat1320 3 года назад +53

      Ikr it’s sooooo funny like it’s the most funny thing I’ve eveeeer seeeen 😐

    • @suspumpkin5229
      @suspumpkin5229 Год назад +28

      Bro got the whole squad laughing 🤠🔫

  • @leosanalien9904
    @leosanalien9904 8 лет назад +126

    Anybody leaving rude comments about her look is just another Emmy nominated Paul Giamatti performance.

  • @Mbnbb
    @Mbnbb 7 лет назад +205

    ''TAKE THE SHOT YOU BIIIIIIIIIITCH.'' 4:54

  • @R.Ale09
    @R.Ale09 2 года назад +193

    The day she’ll be funny is the day when a day doesn’t even exist anymore

    • @isaac7116
      @isaac7116 2 года назад +9

      Ironically this comment isn’t funny

    • @hannahwelch5199
      @hannahwelch5199 2 года назад

      Wow ok

    • @MarcosIsABaritone
      @MarcosIsABaritone 2 года назад

      Why is she successful then? We should be wary of speaking and writing in sweeping statements and hyperbole. Our arguments would greatly benefit.

    • @Mac-dt3iz
      @Mac-dt3iz 2 года назад +2

      how weird that you came to this 6 years after it was posted... the entire audience is laughing it's a super good opening monologue

  • @youtubedude3422
    @youtubedude3422 3 года назад +180

    90% of this comment section are Amy Schumer NPC

    • @drsipp407
      @drsipp407 3 года назад +45

      There are so many comments like “this is so funny wow!!!” God this genuinely isn’t funny

    • @atomiplex8956
      @atomiplex8956 3 года назад +17

      @@drsipp407 I mean, comedy is relative and heavily dependent on relatability. I doubt you and I are the intended audience. You are coming into to this wanting to hate it. There were some jokes I did not get. They were some I actually found quite funny.

    • @Samuelprit
      @Samuelprit 3 года назад +12

      @@atomiplex8956 stfu there is subjective comedy then this is Amy schumer the woman is like listening to a brick wall

    • @jaredhummel9687
      @jaredhummel9687 3 года назад +3

      notice how it’s only women laughing

    • @drsipp407
      @drsipp407 3 года назад

      @@atomiplex8956 yeahhhh you’re right actually

  • @shubhamgopal2077
    @shubhamgopal2077 7 лет назад +548

    the kaidashians and malala were on point in her monologue.

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 4 года назад

      I'm ignorant who is malala?

    • @ammanusman7485
      @ammanusman7485 4 года назад +16

      @@danp1471 A nobel peace prize winner from Pakistan. I believe she is the youngest prize winner. She fought for girl's education as a teenager.

    • @breannaheron7404
      @breannaheron7404 4 года назад +6

      Dan P she was also shot in the head by isis and survived, look into her story it’s amazing

    • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-ss4ff
      @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-ss4ff 4 года назад +4

      breanna heron not isis lol. it was the taliban

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@breannaheron7404 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE.
      (Watch the Time Traveler set first)
      ruclips.net/user/JeffWarren47

  • @ToraydoBull
    @ToraydoBull 8 лет назад +1567

    This was one of the few rare moments on SNL that I lol-ed so hard until I was crying. Only Amy can do that.

    • @ratso69ful81
      @ratso69ful81 8 лет назад +11

      +ToraydoBull I agree, she's hilarious, her movie Trainwreck was a pleasant surpirse too!!

    • @latch360
      @latch360 8 лет назад +95

      I don't see anything funny about her. I'm easy to please too.

    • @irisheyes0620
      @irisheyes0620 8 лет назад +24

      +Dwight Swaney I agree. I think she could be really funny, but she veers into crude too often. The bit about bathing her niece was horrible. We turned it off at that point.

    • @jr85marvel
      @jr85marvel 8 лет назад +12

      +Dwight Swaney then your a snob who cant get over himself and just laugh at the dumb silly shit and use your brain to analyze the high brow stuff because this woman is killing it!

    • @supermilkguy
      @supermilkguy 8 лет назад +7

      +Catheryn English is that the royal "we"?

  • @nicknick493
    @nicknick493 Год назад +143

    I think we can all agree that Amy Schumer is definitely one of the comedians of all time

    • @BigOuchies
      @BigOuchies Год назад +8

      "Comedian" is a bold claim.

    • @Gyh373
      @Gyh373 Год назад +3

      You must be kidding

  • @Isaac_646
    @Isaac_646 Год назад +148

    Drinking game: every time Amy Schumer is funny take a shot.

    • @supykun
      @supykun Год назад +103

      ... dude I beg you, my dad runs a rehab centre and I don't want him to go out of business

    • @truebrothas9020
      @truebrothas9020 Год назад +53

      You would stay sober rest of your life

    • @the_roach_king.
      @the_roach_king. Год назад +12

      I don’t think alcohol would even exist anymore

    • @mrcheesecracker2258
      @mrcheesecracker2258 Год назад +11

      Ohh hell yeah I’m getting drunk to- wait did you say Amy Schumer?

    • @DigitalAndInnovation
      @DigitalAndInnovation Год назад +16

      Are you trying to have people die from withdrawl??

  • @drakeklashbeyonce5206
    @drakeklashbeyonce5206 7 лет назад +648

    am i the only one who's watching the guys in the back

    • @Svenesteban
      @Svenesteban 5 лет назад +7

      Holy shit they're dying of laughter.

    • @danisa2011d
      @danisa2011d 5 лет назад +17

      I always take as a reference the gret hair guy at the right! He is honest about his laughs ! Check the rest of the monologues

    • @utkarshprajapati5053
      @utkarshprajapati5053 4 года назад +4

      So you are basically watching a reaction video

    • @Anton680x
      @Anton680x 4 года назад

      nope

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 года назад

      yes

  • @deeperedges3100
    @deeperedges3100 7 лет назад +646

    "She lost a Kendall" 😂😂😂😂

    • @copbabycombo1311
      @copbabycombo1311 2 года назад +33

      I'm laughing at you because you think that's funny. LMAO. To each their own.

    • @gabrieleporru4443
      @gabrieleporru4443 2 года назад +2

      @UCBdA5NKc5rlMKNxF5XXoi5Q Just go fuck off😂😂It made him/her/whatever laugh, now someone can't even laugh at a stupid joke if it genuinely made them to because you all have to bring on your crusade against a joke thief. "To EaCH thEiR oWN" yeah okay superior being
      "I lAuGh aT YOu" toxic as shit

  • @Johnconagher
    @Johnconagher Год назад +160

    Fun fact: the only reason she’s this big is because she’s from a rich family which actually makes a ton of sense

    • @zachbartlett2829
      @zachbartlett2829 Год назад +31

      Probably also cause she eats alot

    • @Aquardis
      @Aquardis Год назад +4

      @@zachbartlett2829 underrated comment

    • @weaponsmith
      @weaponsmith Год назад

      Also because all she talks about is sex and people instantly get turned on

    • @zachbartlett2829
      @zachbartlett2829 Год назад +1

      @@weaponsmith people get turned on by her? Doubt it

    • @audreyf9092
      @audreyf9092 Год назад +1

      @@zachbartlett2829 I don’t understand how that’s funny. Even if she is an insufferable person to watch I don’t see how making fun of her body is funny.

  • @sirfishe9949
    @sirfishe9949 Год назад +58

    Im so happy they had actual people laughing in the background. You can tell they really enjoyed this!

  • @michaelandrew6639
    @michaelandrew6639 6 лет назад +278

    " well what does that mean devon?" dying dead

  • @CoachingHigher
    @CoachingHigher 6 лет назад +557

    "Khloe was ours" LMAO

  • @Mopark25
    @Mopark25 Год назад +5

    You people are sad. You don't even know why you hate Amy Schumer, you just brainlessly follow the horde. This was a perfectly fine monologue.

  • @samu.bionda728
    @samu.bionda728 3 года назад +55

    This is actually very good content for "When I Laugh The Video Ends" type of video, so that it lasts for 10 minutes at least, for the extra ad. You gotta stick in a 2 minutes long intro tho.

    • @orange123yoshi
      @orange123yoshi 3 года назад +2

      Damn that was better than the monologue

  • @Olhado256
    @Olhado256 8 лет назад +640

    I like to judge the quality of SNL monologues by what the guitarist on the left is doing. Like, he's always grinning (probably because he has one of the best jobs in the world) but when he loses it, that's when you know it's really working.

    • @grottphd9090
      @grottphd9090 7 лет назад +33

      You know, they are paid to laugh.

    • @grottphd9090
      @grottphd9090 7 лет назад +16

      +daebaksone they are employed by snl. It benefits snl if the musicians seem to find the material funny. If these musicians didn't laugh, but sat there stone faced, how long do you think they would be employed?

    • @bootsieragansings
      @bootsieragansings 7 лет назад +45

      Cole Blackman , nope, I know the sax player and he is NOT paid to laugh, but to play. Go figure.

    • @haulishet
      @haulishet 6 лет назад +7

      That's a bass player, you ignorant vajaynah

    • @raynixxx8261
      @raynixxx8261 6 лет назад +2

      Ropsana Khanom : EXACTLY 🤩✌🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @itsthebats
    @itsthebats 7 лет назад +205

    Grab your ankles lmao

    • @josephepps7805
      @josephepps7805 4 года назад +1

      B....bend
      O.....over
      H.....here
      I......it
      C....cums
      A.....again

  • @regrettablelifechoices5494
    @regrettablelifechoices5494 3 года назад +153

    This was so hilariously unfunny that i had to watch the flowers behind her to keep me interested

    • @mrbombastic5644
      @mrbombastic5644 3 года назад +3

      Watching the flowers wilt under the shitty jokes was pretty entertaining to be fair

    • @deviantmoore9744
      @deviantmoore9744 3 года назад

      Wow, so quirky🤭

    • @s.stapes4040
      @s.stapes4040 2 года назад +5

      men love to dislike her lmao like your entire personality is disliking amy schumer lol yikes

    • @regrettablelifechoices5494
      @regrettablelifechoices5494 2 года назад +1

      @@s.stapes4040 just like yours is acting like you make a difference

    • @NAConen
      @NAConen 2 года назад

      @@regrettablelifechoices5494 Are you 13? Get therapy.

  • @neilsamarripa4098
    @neilsamarripa4098 4 года назад +63

    "Who's hazing Hillary Clinton?" Hilarious.

  • @mrraisbeck
    @mrraisbeck 6 лет назад +160

    " WHAT DOES THAT MEAN DEVON, MY CHEEKS ARE FINE DEVON "

    • @bigfatbear943
      @bigfatbear943 2 года назад +11

      Dang this was so funny 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

    • @gabrieleporru4443
      @gabrieleporru4443 2 года назад

      @@bigfatbear943 how childish is it to bother other people finding something funny because YOU think a comedian that stole jokes shouldn't get ANY laugh?
      They found it funny, can't they? They need *your* permit?

  • @tdogtheartist
    @tdogtheartist 8 лет назад +10

    Her last line was BRILLIANT. I think it was so good it made you think then laugh hilariously vs. knee jerk laugh. Amy, you are the voice of the people. Like Pryor, like Bruce, like Louie Ck... you are authentic and pure... fucking funny. love you.

  • @sergiocruz162
    @sergiocruz162 3 года назад +43

    Welp... that’s 8 minutes I’m never getting back...

    • @Samuelprit
      @Samuelprit 3 года назад +3

      why are most of the comments positive, she's not funny

  • @joshuahignight3076
    @joshuahignight3076 2 года назад +43

    Amy Schumer is the greatest comedian of all time
    -Norm Macdonald

    • @bigfatbear943
      @bigfatbear943 2 года назад +1

      Well he's an idiot😐

    • @Lu1kang187XD
      @Lu1kang187XD 2 года назад +1

      @@bigfatbear943 lmao the late great norm mcdonald was considerate enough to give that amy schumer that title. Man what a great guy he was, ill also support norm by saying amy schumer is "THE GREATEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME"..............

    • @joeyperez7432
      @joeyperez7432 2 года назад +6

      @@bigfatbear943 He was being sarcastic. You obviously dont know Norms comedy

    • @bigfatbear943
      @bigfatbear943 2 года назад +1

      @@joeyperez7432 Nah I just don't know him but I'm saying that to anyone who praises Amy for her terrible humor

    • @gwenlyda4958
      @gwenlyda4958 2 года назад

      Not counting him, of course

  • @abbybarron8328
    @abbybarron8328 7 лет назад +592

    I thought it was funny, she was funny and made a point, why are so many people offended?

    • @quit9701
      @quit9701 7 лет назад +21

      shes flat out racist lmao
      check out the articles

    • @poorme5576
      @poorme5576 7 лет назад +19

      euphonykid She's a comedian

    • @iworshipgaysandsatan6822
      @iworshipgaysandsatan6822 7 лет назад +19

      Because people think she stole jokes once or twice, which has now caused people to discredit her entire career, and that none of her jokes are funny and she's an annoying bitch.

    • @poorme5576
      @poorme5576 7 лет назад +72

      You mean to tell me Americans like to build up a woman then convince themselves she's evil and unlikable then start bringing her down? What a shock

    • @NBACoDGaming
      @NBACoDGaming 7 лет назад +8

      +I Worship Gays And Satan Well, she is an annoying bitch.

  • @stellatocca
    @stellatocca 8 лет назад +365

    I love how the musicians in the background are trying their best to hold in their laughter.

    • @wanettarenay8215
      @wanettarenay8215 5 лет назад +92

      AND THEIR VOMIT

    • @courtneyc238
      @courtneyc238 4 года назад +6

      wanetta renay why are u watching her snl monologue if u dislike her so much. Wouldn’t u rather spend your time watching someone u like?

    • @binitshrestha3122
      @binitshrestha3122 3 года назад +37

      @@courtneyc238 maybe she thought this would be good and then she quickly changed her mind

    • @courtneyc238
      @courtneyc238 3 года назад +7

      any thing no, people know amy schumers Comedy. People clicked on this video to hate on her

    •  3 года назад

      @@wanettarenay8215 bro that was hilarious. I feel sorry for them man.

  • @heyyhellohannah
    @heyyhellohannah 5 лет назад +35

    So I put Jessica Alba's soap on my hand😭😭

  • @killallfurriesstaysigma
    @killallfurriesstaysigma 2 года назад +5

    My imaginary pet fucking rock makes better jokes

    • @NAConen
      @NAConen 2 года назад

      I find it so bizarre that every one of you incels doesn’t see the irony in telling shitty jokes as you explain how Schumer is unfunny.

    • @killallfurriesstaysigma
      @killallfurriesstaysigma 2 года назад +3

      @@NAConen your mom made you..I still see the irony in it.

  • @autumnhenderson-brazie7581
    @autumnhenderson-brazie7581 8 лет назад +139

    "but it's pretty good soap as it turns out" lol

  • @IRISistibleMakeup
    @IRISistibleMakeup 7 лет назад +42

    "you would grab your ankles" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @Bamburfix
      @Bamburfix 2 года назад +4

      What... *whats wrong with you*

  • @johngravesyt
    @johngravesyt 2 года назад +20

    Honest: H is silent
    Knife: K is silent
    Amy Schumer: Crowd is silent

  • @UNKNOWN-cs5rr
    @UNKNOWN-cs5rr Год назад +5

    the laugh tracks every second 💀

  • @mariafoteini
    @mariafoteini 7 лет назад +122

    is this considered funny by People? really?

    • @jakescourage
      @jakescourage 7 лет назад +11

      This is what passes for comedy now. Didn't even chuckle

    • @TheInvisibleCheshire
      @TheInvisibleCheshire 7 лет назад +32

      Well yeah. Comedy is subjective. Everyone has different tastes. That's kind of the point. That's what makes it fun.

    • @quinnrollen
      @quinnrollen 7 лет назад +7

      Didn't laugh once.

    • @foulme
      @foulme 7 лет назад +4

      no..real comedians are people who are following the kardashians

    • @_Ikelos
      @_Ikelos 7 лет назад +5

      idk it's really mediocre.
      Some of the jokes are ok, but the general vibe is very cheap and sad.

  • @voyance4elle
    @voyance4elle 7 лет назад +49

    the lava lamp made me laough out loud :D i love these silly jokes xD

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @Marylee Macpherson
      😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE.
      (Watch the Time Traveler set first)
      ruclips.net/user/JeffWarren47

  • @ironrevenger9386
    @ironrevenger9386 2 года назад +33

    Anyone who makes it past 2:30 deserves a medal

    • @imadawg2833
      @imadawg2833 Год назад +2

      I did by reading the comments

    • @ironrevenger9386
      @ironrevenger9386 Год назад +2

      @@imadawg2833 Clever strategy 🥇

    • @yodaddy7091
      @yodaddy7091 Год назад +1

      I watched the whole thing and never laughed so I better get my medal

    • @ironrevenger9386
      @ironrevenger9386 Год назад +1

      @@yodaddy7091 Here ya go champ 🥇

    • @d.b.1176
      @d.b.1176 Год назад

      I made it to 4:44, but also by reading comments and commenting on how terrible and annoying she is.

  • @MrRacecourser
    @MrRacecourser 6 лет назад +9

    5:19 6:56 (when you finish the punchline you started with). 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AlainBruno
    @AlainBruno 8 лет назад +298

    She is hilarious!

    • @merdesh2402
      @merdesh2402 8 лет назад +2

      +Alain Bruno my favorite comedian ever

    • @16annia
      @16annia 8 лет назад +5

      +Alain Bruno she's fat

    • @ender003
      @ender003 8 лет назад +7

      +andreeaabro So don't have sex with her. Doesn't make her jokes and delivery any less funny.

    • @gelu4in
      @gelu4in 8 лет назад

      +Alain Bruno i can watch her all day long

    • @dwifteeboy
      @dwifteeboy 8 лет назад +3

      +andreeaabro She's hot, it's nice to a see a women with a hot body for once, what are you 15 or something, get some experience bro.

  • @akshayde
    @akshayde 7 лет назад +658

    I'm still mixed about her. But this was bloody funny

    • @christinadobbs6877
      @christinadobbs6877 5 лет назад +37

      Her stand up comedy is definitely better than her movies.....

    • @saifsattani2424
      @saifsattani2424 4 года назад +5

      Who asked

    • @vitaminmc6086
      @vitaminmc6086 4 года назад +29

      She's crap and fake. There's a good documentary about her on RUclips

    • @reng935
      @reng935 4 года назад +13

      Of course. These jokes are probably written for her lol

    • @vitaminmc6086
      @vitaminmc6086 4 года назад +12

      @@reng935 Look for "The Elephant 🐘 in the Room - An Amy Schumer Documentary".
      She steals so much stuff.

  • @muhammadhafizuddin1265
    @muhammadhafizuddin1265 3 года назад +14

    The comment on this video are so weird, and i dont find her funny, but maybe that just me

    • @ILikeBirds
      @ILikeBirds 3 года назад

      Wdym? No one finds her funny

  • @SireWolfman
    @SireWolfman Год назад +34

    I could make funnier jokes at my worst than she can at her best

    • @lennypayne4241
      @lennypayne4241 Год назад

      And you’re a very unfunny hack at your best, so that’s saying a _lot_. 😮

    • @SireWolfman
      @SireWolfman Год назад +1

      @@ReelNW says you who commented, acting like you're on her side isn't gonna work bro, she's not gonna date you

    • @SireWolfman
      @SireWolfman Год назад +1

      @@ReelNW brotha no need to get salty about it, I really think anyone can be funnier than this woman, even a 3 year old

    • @JewishJeff839
      @JewishJeff839 Год назад

      @@SireWolfman Do it, sissy...

  • @kristie737
    @kristie737 8 лет назад +341

    Schumer and Lawrence need to co host SNL

    • @dongrahamburg9050
      @dongrahamburg9050 8 лет назад +7

      Holy Yes!

    • @Mikekramercomedy
      @Mikekramercomedy 8 лет назад +6

      Yes...that would be great...then I wouldn't mind having missed another SNL episode.....

    • @jeanineshelby3307
      @jeanineshelby3307 8 лет назад +1

      +kristie737 yes!

    • @Yuval012
      @Yuval012 6 лет назад

      LiberalssuckdickYEAHUGOOGLE hey keep jews out of it, i'm jew and i find her disgusting and funny as a baby's corpse

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 3 года назад

      @@Yuval012 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE.
      (Watch the Time Traveler set first)
      ruclips.net/user/JeffWarren47

  • @IDontPostPorn
    @IDontPostPorn 8 лет назад +540

    I want to see Amy Schumer and Louis C.K. do a duel SNL host!

    • @aresef
      @aresef 8 лет назад +17

      Dual like the DS screens, not duel like Aaron Burr.

    • @BornofaJackal
      @BornofaJackal 8 лет назад +7

      +IDontPostPorn I want to see Amy Schumer and Louis C.K. hook up and make a child.

    • @KerryLuckett
      @KerryLuckett 8 лет назад

      +IDontPostPorn YES! Who can be dirtier! LOL!

    • @movingforward9555
      @movingforward9555 8 лет назад +6

      Or a movie where they go to war on each other. Like neighbors fighting and they are married to different people that way no romantic awkwardness to mess it up.

    • @xandermcn
      @xandermcn 8 лет назад +1

      +IDontPostPorn my two favorites

  • @TietCanhVit
    @TietCanhVit 4 года назад +314

    It is really difficult what she's doing. I can't even make 3 separate ideas without stumbling. She's able to pause her thoughts for applause. Her timing is exceptional.

    • @LGJdirjdkfo
      @LGJdirjdkfo 4 года назад +9

      Sao Cungduoc shut up Conan!

    • @imacomedian980
      @imacomedian980 4 года назад +7

      You're a idiot lol

    • @FMRA46
      @FMRA46 3 года назад +9

      @@imacomedian980 it's AN idiot. That says a lot you idiot 🤣

    • @peter96844
      @peter96844 3 года назад +3

      Fikry Reza You sir, are a grammer correcting dick please get out of the comments section.

    • @calmand29
      @calmand29 3 года назад +3

      Her delivery and timing is spot on. It's so important, if not more so than the actual joke itself. Screw the haters.

  • @yvonney1684
    @yvonney1684 4 года назад +14

    “...But I’m trash from Long Island” LMAOO love her humour!

  • @deergutz8162
    @deergutz8162 8 лет назад +6

    She told the bradley Cooper thing already

  • @embem104
    @embem104 8 лет назад +40

    I fucking love her, I think she's HILARIOUS. She knows she's not petite and over the top gorgeous or gods gift to the world and she laughs it off by making jokes about herself which is great 😂 She says things that everyone is thinking but too afraid to say

    • @Mikekramercomedy
      @Mikekramercomedy 8 лет назад +2

      +embem104 --yeah right --I'm thinking how I'd like to wash my nieces vagina? ---what the hell kind of ignorance are you smoking? I don't think of anything this woman says. "Making jokes about one's self---I think Rodney had been doing that for as long as I can remember and most other comics do the same. Nothing new. She sucks.

    • @embem104
      @embem104 8 лет назад +2

      Mike Kramer It's ok thats your opinion, you just have a different sense of humor than those who enjoy her. I think thats why people think she's funny because she's so out there and vulgar. I agree, not everything she says is relatable but still humerus.

    • @Mikekramercomedy
      @Mikekramercomedy 8 лет назад

      embem104 Yes embem -- I appreciate that you like her ---you are right -- we all have different tastes --I don't like people saying that she is saying what I am thinking but too afraid to say. George Carlin said what I am thinking and may not want to say. Amy Shumer --not so much.

  • @johnjohnson3709
    @johnjohnson3709 4 года назад +64

    I would grab my ankles if Bradley Cooper showed up at my house.

    • @johnjohnson3709
      @johnjohnson3709 3 года назад +1

      Jon Davis if he was Bradley

    • @johnjohnson3709
      @johnjohnson3709 3 года назад

      And you would also even though you’re probably a straight male but when would you get the chance to let Bradley knock the bottom out of it.

    • @tayolenson2268
      @tayolenson2268 3 года назад

      You gay

    • @johnjohnson3709
      @johnjohnson3709 3 года назад

      Tayo Lenson yep

    • @fishpickles7316
      @fishpickles7316 2 года назад +1

      Do you have schizophrenia

  • @deeznutznutz6524
    @deeznutznutz6524 2 года назад +19

    My favorite part 8:37

  • @eugenheide9275
    @eugenheide9275 7 лет назад +423

    Women are smart and funny, get over it. >_

    • @alchemic85
      @alchemic85 7 лет назад +30

      lol dumbass

    • @mikew5570
      @mikew5570 7 лет назад +7

      Name one funny woman.

    • @MrTopodoko
      @MrTopodoko 7 лет назад +4

      South park reference even more dumbass

    • @eugenheide9275
      @eugenheide9275 7 лет назад +6

      To me because it was a south park reference.

    • @MrTopodoko
      @MrTopodoko 7 лет назад +1

      ***** ***** No to Alchemic Overdrive who seemed to disagree a lot with that statement without realizing it was a joke (the southwark reference).
      But i admit i wasn't very clear.

  • @jordan_gold
    @jordan_gold 8 лет назад +156

    Wow, I finally decided I needed to watch Amy Schumer, and holy shit I can't stop laughing I love this lady.

  • @JustJory
    @JustJory Год назад +28

    I was laughing so hard until my paint fully dried. Then my laughter went away

  • @slobbernuckle
    @slobbernuckle 4 года назад +15

    "I don't want to be named after rights"

  • @smilingdog4067
    @smilingdog4067 8 лет назад +414

    I hope she doesn't lose her weight. To me she's not heavy and so what if she is to others. I don't like stick figure women, just my preference.

    • @dwifteeboy
      @dwifteeboy 8 лет назад +14

      +Sam Clemmons It's because you are man with taste and experience, most of the comments saying she's not sexy are from inexperienced male teenagers and stick thin bitches.

    • @smilingdog4067
      @smilingdog4067 8 лет назад +9

      Kai Campbell Agree. Most kids don't see past media pushed definitions of what a girl should look like. As I got older I was able to appreciate all womens bodies.

    • @dwifteeboy
      @dwifteeboy 8 лет назад +3

      Sam Clemmons
      Exactly, couldn't of said it better.

    • @milanosrp
      @milanosrp 8 лет назад +31

      +Sam Clemmons Except for stick figure women, apparently.

    • @smilingdog4067
      @smilingdog4067 8 лет назад +1

      milanosrp I appreciate them, I'm just not usually physically attracted to them.

  • @goodthings1468
    @goodthings1468 7 лет назад +123

    "All they have is the kardashians" haahah I love her.

  • @xxpurplexxrosexx
    @xxpurplexxrosexx 2 года назад +17

    I loved the joke at 8:37.

  • @newspaperbin6763
    @newspaperbin6763 3 года назад +23

    Stop adding laugh tracks.

  • @itsamebrinyoh7038
    @itsamebrinyoh7038 6 лет назад +24

    "You remember my thit-ther?" -- I'm crying!!!!!

  • @eme.261
    @eme.261 8 лет назад +67

    I stood in front of Bradley Cooper in the SNL studio-- and yeah, I was a second away from grabbing my ankles. I was shocked at how magnetic he was. At the time, he was in the process of filming American Sniper, so he was BUILT. It looked damn good on him.

    • @BattleBladeWarrior
      @BattleBladeWarrior 2 года назад +1

      I bet you were probably think you'd look damn good on him too ;D lol, that must been awesome

  • @fancyfoxuploads2447
    @fancyfoxuploads2447 3 года назад +5

    8:37 was funny

  • @jasminehouston-burns1691
    @jasminehouston-burns1691 4 года назад +100

    I disliked Amy at first, mostly because everyone else said she is this terrible unfunny joke thief but then I never found anything that I thought really rose to justifying that claim. Sometimes .....I even laughed. I've made jokes, people make jokes. Sometimes people make very similar observations, but if even the comedians aren't saying she stole their jokes, isn't it like time to let that shit go?
    This is one of the funniest monologues I've ever seen on SNL front to back and it is almost impossible to say she stole these jokes, but I'm sure someone will try.

    • @antotheja251
      @antotheja251 4 года назад +20

      I agree. It is men telling us what to like. And a confident woman is often seen as a bitch especially if funny and successful.
      Almost all male comics steal but nobody makes a fuzz about that.
      She has been in comedy for over 15 yrs which means her material has been stolen by some male comics and yet men want us to believe she stole their shit. As if female comediens have it easier.
      It is BS! She is hilarious and all of the stuff I have seen of her is def not stolen bc it is very personal, if she makes that funny- she is funny. And those complaining are hypocrits. Let us not give them space and time

    • @magicalsodacan7066
      @magicalsodacan7066 4 года назад +8

      There are compilations of her stealing jokes from other shows, search it up

    • @shoomert
      @shoomert 4 года назад +2

      Anto theja Way to make a comic issue into a gender issue. Jesus

    • @c1o2o3l4z5b6o7y8z9
      @c1o2o3l4z5b6o7y8z9 4 года назад

      Pre 2016 schumer was great. Everything past that is just sad and forgetable

    • @iluvbooty
      @iluvbooty 4 года назад

      I like Amy but yeah you didn’t look hard enough for those videos

  • @davidreyna4330
    @davidreyna4330 6 лет назад +173

    She is one of the funniest ladies in comedy today. As for any haters, y'all should get yourselves some business, or a hobby...or at least a cucumber.

    • @Vessynikol
      @Vessynikol 4 года назад +3

      Haha. So bloody right!

    • @mystuff6477
      @mystuff6477 4 года назад +4

      david reyna well your hobby is drinking because you
      Got divorced and you’re now a single mother. YOUR HOBBY SHOULD BE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUFKING KIDS

    • @noahmining72
      @noahmining72 4 года назад +6

      david reyna she sucks she is not funny can’t consider her a comedian

    • @trinityjay8893
      @trinityjay8893 3 года назад +11

      i wish there was better female comics..... Amy gives women in comedy a bad name

    • @bart7738
      @bart7738 Год назад

      um sure

  • @thatguywithamustache9455
    @thatguywithamustache9455 Год назад +4

    Stand up sadness

  • @patatafrita9857
    @patatafrita9857 4 года назад +92

    She told the Bradley Cooper story in at least 2 other interviews, she must be proud of it

    • @turbojon8117
      @turbojon8117 4 года назад +15

      Do you think she's the first comedian to use the same bit more than once?

    • @ericmanget4280
      @ericmanget4280 4 года назад +20

      @@turbojon8117 She's one of the first comedians to use someone else's bit more than once lol

    • @shashavengesayi6055
      @shashavengesayi6055 4 года назад

      Eric Manget yeah but she does them better than the original comedians

    • @ericmanget4280
      @ericmanget4280 4 года назад +7

      @@shashavengesayi6055 She stole from Patrice. She's not better than Patrice. Also even if it were true it'd be a bad excuse lol, that's how Carlos Mencia was trying to defend himself.

    • @shashavengesayi6055
      @shashavengesayi6055 4 года назад

      Eric Manget i think by stealing someone else’s bit she’s also in a way paying tribute to the original comedian.

  • @arvinkun660
    @arvinkun660 Год назад +5

    Reddit was right

  • @tordyclark
    @tordyclark 6 лет назад +64

    I love how the saxaphonist behind her laughs each time.

    • @bigfatbear943
      @bigfatbear943 2 года назад +10

      Yeah cause he's getting paid😐

    • @timkelly6985
      @timkelly6985 2 года назад +5

      He is high and would laugh at silence.

  • @TrentAndLuke
    @TrentAndLuke 8 лет назад +514

    Now THIS is an Opening Monologue!

    • @randomrock3677
      @randomrock3677 6 лет назад +53

      TrentAndLuke Yeah it is, not a good one though.

    • @gameonnessie4189
      @gameonnessie4189 6 лет назад +21

      RandomRock 36 Now THIS made me laugh!

    • @hollyward4739
      @hollyward4739 6 лет назад +4

      TrentAndLuke no

    • @jayess3848
      @jayess3848 6 лет назад +3

      TrentAndLuke and this is a retarted persons comment

    • @ryandonald6926
      @ryandonald6926 5 лет назад +1

      Are you seriously not trolling? This was complete trash.

  • @lurch5376
    @lurch5376 2 года назад +9

    The title of this video should be: Amy Schumer but all the funny parts are cut out

  • @FilmSimply
    @FilmSimply 3 года назад +21

    i laughed once then I closed the window

    • @josephcoon5809
      @josephcoon5809 2 года назад +1

      Did I jump out the window too early?

  • @brigland3726
    @brigland3726 6 лет назад +5

    Ove you sooooon much Amy Schumer!! Much love from Austin TX,,, Plzz keep it up girl!

  • @viralbuthow000
    @viralbuthow000 6 лет назад +21

    "I have an 18 month old niece and we have the exact same body. Thank you." LOLLL

  • @shawnv123
    @shawnv123 3 года назад +5

    damn bro i’m laughing 😐

  • @michalhrdy577
    @michalhrdy577 4 года назад +225

    4 years and i'm still coming back to it, such a great, hilarious monologue, absolutely love amy

    • @muunhead
      @muunhead 4 года назад

      Me too! Haha

    • @Samuelprit
      @Samuelprit 3 года назад +76

      we watching the same video this is the most unfunny shit ever ?

    • @houtan4238
      @houtan4238 3 года назад +11

      @@Samuelprit yep

    • @nimermartinez5261
      @nimermartinez5261 3 года назад

      @@Samuelprit Amy is so sad because of your comment.

    • @cameronalvarez6983
      @cameronalvarez6983 3 года назад +4

      @@nimermartinez5261 chebz is a goat

  • @MrMossMan7272
    @MrMossMan7272 7 лет назад +147

    I do not like her but I will at least admit that the "what the fuck does that mean devin" was actually funny

    • @7625e
      @7625e 6 лет назад +1

      Thatoneguy7272 no but the Khloe joke was okay

    • @job5236
      @job5236 6 лет назад +2

      I get it. She's the kind of person I really want to dislike: over-the-top humour and lame attitude. A bit too loud and annoying. Yet I can't help but respect her for being so damn authentic. A what you see is what you get, no-bullshit approach.

    • @samshsaikh8676
      @samshsaikh8676 3 года назад

      Y
      R
      E
      R
      R

  • @paleobc65
    @paleobc65 8 лет назад +65

    FINALLY SOME NEW MATERIAL

    • @ryanhomcy7759
      @ryanhomcy7759 8 лет назад +19

      +paleobc65 Actually the whole Bradley Cooper bit isn't new. She used it on Jimmy Fallon's show. Was a bit disappointed with that.

    • @mege3332
      @mege3332 8 лет назад +5

      +Tom Helms she is actually known for repeating the same jokes over and over. The Bradley Cooper bit and the UTI joke were told on her standup and her appearance on Ellen. Almost verbatim :(

    • @steventurner5785
      @steventurner5785 8 лет назад +1

      +Meg it's like a musician on tour for a album they have cycles use the jokes during one press circuit then they do new stuff for the next and most of this was new and she kinda changed the Bradley a little bit

    • @paleobc65
      @paleobc65 8 лет назад +1

      +Ryan Homcy she modified it though

    • @mege3332
      @mege3332 8 лет назад

      Tom Helms Steven Turner I get that. Trust me, I'm a huge fan of comedy and stand up. I'm just used to my favorites, Chapelle and Louis CK, who don't repeatedly tell the same jokes during public appearances. I love Amy though.

  • @uncle5486
    @uncle5486 3 года назад +10

    I wonder how much of this was hers and how much was stolen.

  • @luisferr2001
    @luisferr2001 4 года назад +27

    "A tinder swipe"!! Almost fell off my seat!

  • @InYudeBaybee
    @InYudeBaybee 8 лет назад +8

    That butthole joke like I was dying she is so hilarious!

  • @ash-fm5qo
    @ash-fm5qo 7 лет назад +398

    all the amy schumer haters make me just like her more lmao. i bet 99.9 percent of the people that hate her because she's "fat" or "not funny" couldnt make half as many people laugh as she did in the audience with this monologue.

    • @grottphd9090
      @grottphd9090 7 лет назад +86

      I just don't find her funny, and I don't understand how anybody would.

    • @ash-fm5qo
      @ash-fm5qo 7 лет назад +7

      ...ok? and?

    • @Patryyyyck
      @Patryyyyck 7 лет назад +7

      >american humor standards + can laughter

    • @MrJgreenwell2000
      @MrJgreenwell2000 7 лет назад +37

      Why does it matter if someone can't "make half as many people laugh as she did?" And how does that revoke our basic right to criticize? Can you make a high-budget movie? No? Well then with your logic you shouldn't be allowed to shit-talk any movies you find bad; cause you can't make them.

    • @Michael-ur5qb
      @Michael-ur5qb 7 лет назад +19

      ash ! I could careless if she makes me laugh she is an annoying person. Attacking teenagers and sending her twitter followers after him is not funny nor is her stealing her jokes.

  • @dustincrum1
    @dustincrum1 Год назад +3

    8:37 had me ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

  • @EleCticCOokie
    @EleCticCOokie 2 года назад +24

    To everyone making jokes about amy schumer in the comments, you better stop it cause we know shes gonna try to steal them.

  • @bakhtiyarguseinov9402
    @bakhtiyarguseinov9402 2 года назад +35

    If she’s funny, then Biden is a good president

    • @meeckamc
      @meeckamc 2 года назад

      LMFAOOOO

    • @jenniestan2145
      @jenniestan2145 2 года назад +3

      ''if u ain't supporting me , u ain't black''😂😂

  • @cquilty1
    @cquilty1 3 года назад +18

    1:32 - that soul crushingly unfunny American shouting/screaming.

    • @anthonywiththew
      @anthonywiththew 2 года назад

      Wait why is it American

    • @bhansen9468
      @bhansen9468 2 года назад

      Like rogan

    • @cquilty1
      @cquilty1 2 года назад

      @@anthonywiththew
      Ask little sam kinison or robin willliams. Never mind - they're both dead. Maybe try gilbert gottfried then...

    • @cquilty1
      @cquilty1 2 года назад

      @@bhansen9468
      Good point.

    • @anthonywiththew
      @anthonywiththew 2 года назад

      @@cquilty1 what's ur country? I'll bet I can find some annoying people too. Not hard when there are 300 million people in a country. I guess one bad apple ruins the bunch

  • @spoodiana6278
    @spoodiana6278 2 года назад +2

    humor was invented in 1877:
    people in 1876:

  • @lmcc8798
    @lmcc8798 2 года назад +1

    Who's hear because of Norm? He's right, she's comedic gold. Funniest human in history of humans.

    • @joeyperez7432
      @joeyperez7432 2 года назад

      You know he was being sarcastic right?

  • @joebenson528
    @joebenson528 2 года назад +41

    "This was so funny I forgot to laugh" is more original than any Amy Schumer set.

    • @davidbak6984
      @davidbak6984 2 года назад +2

      Ok. We got it. You guys hate her, that‘s ok.
      All these trolls in the comments are annoying and really laughable.
      You guys don‘t like her? Fine, humor is subjective, just watch something else.

    • @gwenlyda4958
      @gwenlyda4958 2 года назад +2

      @@davidbak6984 well, I guess you could say that the comments are more laughable than her jokes

  • @BedlamsBluff
    @BedlamsBluff 8 лет назад +29

    She seems to have assumed many of Louis C.K.'s mannerisms.

    • @TheDancelover4ever
      @TheDancelover4ever 6 лет назад +2

      Orion Black she's also stolen a couple of his jokes.

  • @Talkswithmargarita
    @Talkswithmargarita 2 года назад +1

    omg hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 "What does that mean DEVIN!"

  • @AndreeaDiana
    @AndreeaDiana 4 года назад +3

    I always look at the two musicians in the back and if they laugh when there is a funny host hehehe.