Jokes Seth Can't Tell with Hillary Rodham Clinton
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- Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2017
- There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, so Hillary Rodham Clinton stops by to help him out.
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When Amber said "I'm being followed right now!" And it panned over to the man,
Did they use one of Hillary's secret service members for that joke?
Of course they did.
gilf
no, that's one of the staff security! I think his name is mike
I would've!!!
@@pinkace But they probably wouldn't have as it would have cast the SS in a both a negative light (racial profiling) and a non-serious light (participating in a comedy show).
The most hilarious part is that Hillary can’t stop laughing at Seth’s joke
The one about Fox News was spot on lol
Nah, it's all Obama's fault.
Omg HIlary's power suit is on point
Parveen Kaur She has the new Stark Industries model
Parveen Kaur She looks stunning.
Serving up some Cersei Lannister realness. I wish she had taken a page out of Cersei’s playbook and defeated Littlehands Trumpish.
If the point was to look like an awkward golden robot, then yes, on point.
Parveen Kaur, for her ordering of the death of Seth Rich, the MURDER of the man delivering the documents to the DNC class action lawsuit, for the murder of the ATTORNEY in Florida who was shot in the head and found dead at a Florida beach....Mrs. Clinton belongs in a slightly brighter, more Orange colored suit....IN PRISON.
We came, we saw, she was in bright orange.
‘Because it’s easier to move out when you already have a truck’ SO TRUE. One problem with being a democrat in Texas is that although everyone seemingly has a truck, your friends do not.
Hillary delivers the punch lines so well.
The only problem with Hillary these days is seeing her makes me so profoundly sad for what could have been.
Thank God she didn't win. Would have been suicidal for America!
I agree, seeing Hillary reminds me of how Bernie would've been President had her and her media pals played fair
yes. but she still SHATTERED THAT GLASS CEILING and I hope she knows that! So many more people are now a part of politics because of 'HER'👏👏👏
Tom ...bringing a whole new meaning to the term "dumb sheep."
Hillary would have been 20 times better than Trump. People like you are the problem that cant support her.
I think this was the best one I've seen! The guy following Amber bit was spot on, Hilary was perfect (usually the guests are so awkward it's hard to watch), and the jokes hit well. Also, Amber breaking was adorable. And both Amber's and Jenny's hair slayed. As a non-straight woman, this is my favorite talk show skit.
Just knowing Hilary is happier and having more fun than Trump gives me a slight sense of peace.
Nope....no peace here. Had she won, I would still have hair.
Choo Choo MotherTrucker agreed she would have never been able to even handle presidents duty's it's for the best so she can sit on garbage late night tv n make crap jokes about race
Vincent - Even if she does nothing, she would still be better than Trump bc she would have saved the taxpayers millions by not golfing every weekend.
+vincent visconi and yet you are here on the comment section of the garbage late night show, acting like a butthurt snowflake, that's winning....for democrats! LOL
It gives her satisfaction destroying the party and making sure it stays divided.
"Discrimination suit, or as black people call it: a hoodie" I'M DONE I LAUGHED SO HARD
Yep, a hoodie will get you profiled. I'm a white woman, but when I was wearing a black hoodie one chilly evening, just walking down the sidewalk, a cop car pulled up beside me and the cop in the passenger seat asked where I was going...but when I turned my face to him, he got all friendly and they drove away. (They couldn't see my face at first because it was just after sunset.)
Innocent or not, if I'd been Black, those cops would have been playing Twenty Questions with me right on the street.
that jcp shit's so true. i once failed the electronic test to work at a jcp because i refused to answer their questions about following 'suspicious looking people' around the store. if you don't fit the image that jcp thinks you should fit, you can be damn sure they have someone following you like you're a criminal.
One time me and my friends (we were annoying diverse like a tech ad) were asked to leave because "they" were "obviously stealing", so i was like can i finish looking while they wait? And they got indignant but where like what are you doing and the staff was like sure, so i decided to walk out with nearly 300 bucks of stuff
Shows them right for being racist
First off, @Constant Chaos- other than you were shopping with friends, your story makes no sense.
@GwendolynnBY- years ago, late 80's, I worked in a dept. store, Ivey's, now called Dillards. One time I was talking to one of the security guys, 20's, white, and he got a call over his radio to tail a customer. He says sarcastically, oh, great, guess there's a black person in the store again. I asked what do you mean (I was around 18, naive), and he said every time a black person comes in the store, security gets a call to tail them, then he rolled his eyes and walked away. I recall him not being happy with it, but unfortunately it was part of his job.
@@stevejackson2986 how? Do you mean the blatant racism? Cuz if that surprises you you're obviously not from the midwest lol
@@ConstantChaos1 No, it was a run on sentence, so it was tricky to follow the flow of the story. Basically you, a white person in a diverse group of friends, stole $300 worth of stuff from JCP to teach them a lesson when they asked your friends who weren't white to leave because they "were obviously stealing", right?
@@21700r the sentence was actually rather well broken up with punctuation but yes
“And popular vote winners” lmaoooo
Why do Trump supporters even watch Seth Meyers? He tells the truth, so why not stick to your Fox News bubble?
But Seth just helped Hillary lie about rigging the primary against Bernie Sanders in his interview with her. If there was ever a bad time to say Seth tells the truth, it'd be now.
What truth? Is he your source of information???? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! 😂😂😂
Intelligent Horse Is Fox News yours? LOL
They're not the crispiest chips in the bag, the brightest colors in the crayon box. They all say how they stopped watching [insert late night host here] WHILE COMMENTING ON THE SEGMENT OF THE LATE NIGHT HOST ON RUclips. I just can't in the year 2017. It is actually absurd how stupid some people are.
Bruce Alrighty I don't get it either. What are they even doing here?
Great use of the Secret Service agent as a prop!
I love it that Seth gave her his chair!
Seeing her hold her head up and keep on keeping on... yeah. You go girl !
It's great that she still has a sense of humor.
+Spice Arrakis wrong
Spice Arrakis you know that the recent mass extinction event Is humans..
Spice Arrakis not to mention 💯 other things. She Is the reason we have drumft .... Spice A. Good comment 👍
Some people just can't take the responsibility of their own mistakes.....people are now starting blaming hillary for trump....no bitches...you voted for trump....that's why you got trump you pathetic morons!
Spice Arrakis- Lol. You could, as it were, fulfill your own prophecy, for all intents and purposes, by becoming extinct yourself, for if your existence ceased, the rest of us would cease to exist en masse, as far as you could tell. JK
Seth's laugh after the LEGO figure joke was so good.
"It's easier to move out when you already have a truck" omg thats great
I really love it when Seth has Amber and Jenny do segments. They are both hilarious, very talented and beautiful.
Amber is such a cutie
yes!! ♥
Didn't expect to see you here my dude but yeah you right
A Cappella Trudbol I️ thought I️ was the only one thinking that!! Man she’s hot
Billy Wintergreen She's adorable and you comment this everywhere you hideous troll.
A Cappella Trudbol i
Her comedic timing was actually pretty good.
2:30 is probably the cutest laugh that has ever been laughed. Amber is just so adorable
The Chardonnay joke was great! :D
Unless that's because I'm drunk...
Could you explain that joke to me? I didn’t get it
I think the idea is that Hillary has been drinking so much wine she's reinvigorated the market for Chardonnay.
I love seeing her so relaxed and enjoying herself! And well deserved!!
The comments on this are gonna be wild
Regular Teller you are not wrong lol
I'm so happy every time HRC comes around one of these talkshows (:
Edit: And you can tell just how happy Jenny is about it too. She practically never smiles that much :D
....and back to my hourly dose of Franzia and Xanax now that I’m done laughing for the week.
she looks like she's having fun XD
Every Femme I know LOVES Sephora more than anything. I spend all my money on books, cat toys, and handbags so I can't judge
*sees Hillary Rodham Clinton*
Me: It’s gold
I love how Seth said “black women, lesbians and popular vote winners” 😊
At least that ceiling's broken, wow. #well done
plz explain :-/ Word play Referencing atlanta Police vs football?
I assume it's a reference to "breaking the glass ceiling", the glass ceiling being a metaphor for the fact that there are very few women in leadership positions
Yeah, if only women could run for president or even the prime minister of UK or own a huge multi media corporation and be one of the wealthiest persons in entertainment or even an astronaut. But of course they’re all being held back forced into domestic servitude.
You're right, I guess women just don't *want* to be rich and/or powerful. Must be genetic. * facepalm *
losing the presidential election and appearing on a late night show breaks the glass ceiling?
are you from the 40s?
I've always loved this segment, and with HRC added to the mix I tried to imagine Trump doing it. Not possible.
"and popular vote winners" GOTTA GET THAT IN
I'd always thought Jenny looks like Chelsea Clinton
Omg “popular vote winners” 😂😂😂👌❤️
Amber's little crack-up at 2:30 is the best thing that's ever happened.
And Amber's little cracker hosts the show.
She's looking pretty upbeat these days. good for her.
Hillary reading the punchline and laughing ahead of time 4:26 😂
Ok the koala thing was pretty funny 🤣👏👏👏
Hate her love her but the statement... *_"According to Fox-News that's my fault"_* was a pretty accurate line.
I spit my drink at that one... so true.
Sidd Joshi: Yeah because God knows she can't blame herself aka "What Happened".... smh
It's funny because she's blamed for everything except what is actually her fault. lol.
Josh Price: It's more funny reading her book where she literally blames EVERYONE but HERSELF for her failures! Now that is funny....
The African-American Soldier have you read the book? Because one of the first lines is blaming herself.
Do not wear a discrimination suit to JC Penney had me dead 😂
i haven't smiled this hard in months omg i love this!!!! ♥♥♥
I don’t know much about Hillary, but at least she can do one thing that Trump can’t - take a joke.
Yep. Jokes like killing her political enemies
i love this so much
That was delightful! Thank you for that 😆👍
:D This was awesome! :D!
Hillary!!!! Our country had the chance to be brilliant but we blew it again, with a little help from russia this time.
"popular vote winners are liars" lol so much more applicable to people who don't win popular votes.... I'm looking at u... tiny hands. but not at your hands, they're too tiny to see.....
Chocolate Telephone92, don't look at me, I'm shy
Guess he will have to have Gore on to check.
Chocolate Telephone92 except she didn't win the popular vote.
miller time420 That is objectively false. She did win the popular vote by over 3 million. No illegals or corpses voted. Dozens of investigations in every state has proven that over and over again.
Show me a presidential candidate and I’ll show you a liar.
Miss that lady 😢❤️
That's my favorite segment 😂❤️ always hilarious
Hillary I miss you.❤❤❤❤❤
It felt like she was laughing at DJT, his life is miserable and every former person to be in office is having the time of their lives.
Loved it. I love when she plays along
Jenny & Hillary laughing together, with Amber on the other end of the desk also laughing, made me forgot for a second abt agent orange
apocalarious Love your profile pic btw. Kamala!
Maybe you should get a hobby if all you do is sit around and think about Trump...
apocalarious Hillary's laugh is creepy. I'm convinced that she's a robot. A very corrupt robot.
Bankruptjojo but that is my hobby
Anthony L. thank you! YES!
the retractable roof one was great
"And popular vote winners" hahahaha 😂
This segment always makes me so happy!
I want to know what Jenny does to her hair because those curls are flawless.
Wow! The RussiaBots were triggered bigly by this vid.
This is so great. This should be a recurring weekly segment. 😆
THAT ENDING WAS PERFECT!!!!
But the musical The Prom is actually really good and I'm really excited for it to come to Broadway
That aside, this made me very happy to see ❤️
💗💚💜H. Clinton💛💙💖
I'm dying!! 😂😂😂
So much fun to watch this!
I really, really, really would like to see tRump guesting Late Night with Seth....lol Seth and tRump that would be fun to watch
According to what fox news said that was my fault.
Hillary was really good at this! :D
According to Hillary's book, it was all Bernie's fault...
Destructicon Jenkins you’ve read the book?
HILLARY IS KILLING KOALAS! WAKE UP PEOPLE. how do I now this? Fox ''news'' told me, so it must be true.
ULGROTHA, trying, but we can't fix global warming on our own!
We can leave water out for them, because this animal that has NEVER in all of evolution drunk any water now requires water because climate change means the eucalyptus leaves no longer have enough moisture in them for their survival
& we can TRY to burn off the bush when we have a month or 2 of winter & rain where it's possible to burn without the fires getting out of control, but again it's dam hard! Used to be 6 months a year where controlled burns could occur to reduce the fuel load & bushfires when they happened years ago, used to be of an intensity that koalas simply climbed to the top of the trees to escape (and instinct still tells them to do this), but now the fires "crown" & reach the top & the highly flammable eucalyptus oil vapours ignite creating more energy than the nuclear bombs dropped on Japan & send the temperature high enough to melt metal, glass etc, flattening EVERYTHING in it's path & then the embers cause spotfires over 30kms (20miles) from the original fire source & are at full Hiroshima strength flames & ready to jump again well before we can get resourses to the new firefront, so it's pretty dam hard to protect a species (that is territorial & incredibly fussy about what leaves it will eat) when you're dealing with that!
How are you able to sit next to Hillary without being scared for your life? I applaud Seth.
Her and Obama have the best sense of humor, 😂😂
and popular vote winners! I can't!
I probably shouldn't be surprised, but Hillary's delivery was fantastic!
You could tell Seth was genuinely surprised and delighted that she did so well.
well, i was surprised, because usually politicians suck big-time at being funny. but she did really great!
Have you seen between two ferns with Hillary? She really is pretty funny..
Shes a fucking criminal that protects rapist ....you libtwats are pathetic.
Even with proof you morons protect her
Well, what do you expect? Judging by all the emails and leaks she has to be a great actor!
This was adorable :)! ❤️
I so love this segment!
Hilary looks rested and confident. ????
and she lost weight? SHOOK
I'm sure she's ready to rig another nomination and cheat the person more likely to win the general election out of it.
It's Hillary's fault that Trump now is president.
albert ardis cohn instead see should be arrested an confined
El John great play on words. It would be ironic if she and #45 shared a cell.together.!!!
it probably hurt a little at first being beat up by a gang of rich guys who used to get beat up in all of their school years for their lunch money
And a sense of humor. She's on the right track.
I expected to cringe at her jokes, but they were actually very funny.
Yeah, her fake laugh and all.
Yes. Like Obama, and the Bushes, and anyone with a brain, and even Sean Spicer, she'll go along with comedians and satirists even after they take shots at her, and sometimes even go along with the joke, because she understands satire and is not a thin-skinned narcissist who thinks the first amendment should be scrapped because he can't handle any sort of criticism.
Valerie Rodger No, its because it’ll get them more votes and support. It’s exactly what “the internetz is broken” said most of them have them but I imagine especially her. Shes incredibly fake just like most politicians. She admitted it herself saying she has a private opinion and a public one. Also are you referring to Trump? I don’t believe I’ve ever heard him talk about repealing the 1st amendment. It would have made more sense if you referenced Hillary considering she’s proposed repealing it.
albert ardis cohn ya on the way to jail
'I'm being followed right now!' lol
I laughed so hard at that hoodie joke. Omfg
AMBER ALWAYS HAS THE PRETTIEST DRESSES AND SHIRTS! WHAT AMAZING TASTE! GREAT JOKES TOO... HA!
Mason Darling Great jokes what video did you watch
oh boy, here come the comments!
And here we go...
Strangely the Trumpettes are silent... one year too late.
Rix Thorsell She rigged the Democratic primaries. She literally ran the DNC as just an extension of her campaign.
Destructicon Jenkins It's funny, I don't even know what the hell to call myself. Am I a democrat, a moderate? There are so many political groups, I don't call myself anything, I just vote for who is not a corporate schill.
King Axolotl so you don't vote then?
It is so awesome and funny! What a great idea.
This segment it's the most creative and funny way to be prig there is and I love it
Lol I don’t really like her but at least she’s kinda humble, trump would never go on a show to make jokes because he is literally the joke.
Hailey Railey you should watch comedy central's roast of donald trump.
Ayush Aryal
Trump was not humble there. He didn't talk! He just put on that fake ass smile and stared. In that context even Justin Bieber was humble.
Hailey Railey he had a comedy central roast and he took it great...
Harry that was early 2016. He’s definitely gotten a lot worse since then. I noticed there were quite a few scenes they didn’t show his reaction. He did the same eyebrow raise and smile every time. Do you not remember when Obama made fun of him? Or like now whenever he even gets asked a question?
Destructicon Jenkins I remember seeing that when it was on tv, I’m not even sure trump knew what was going on
Love the Hillary part!!!!!!
Thanks for trump....
Hillary-ous ?
Anti Trumpster the first two were okay but the last joke was great
See how she can make a joke about herself and not go on a rampage at the tiniest slight? LOVE HER!
Motivational Michael Yawn. Are you children done yet? The grown ups are talking.
Ohh, this is so heartwarming haha
I love this segment
Honestly the fact my first thought when seeing Hillary is "Here come the Bernies/Trump supporters!" is incredibly depressing. Like here she is literally making fun of herself (again), the fact FOX is still trying to blame her for things and the stupid sexism still thrown about and people are still mad.
How dare a public figure who has been trashed and attacked for everything for decades, still go out and speak and have fun.
It would also be great if Bernie supporters would decide if they want her to go away or not, they keep flipping depending on what allows them to hate her.
WiseWordsbyWiki frankly, I just want nobody to forget that she's a corrupt plutocrat that stole the primary from Bernie and delivered the presidency to Trump. People act like she's a saint just for not being Trump.
It doesn't blow mine. I honestly don't like Bernie much, don't hate I just don't think he is a good at what he does.
His way of running was very Trump-like, promising whatever his supporters wanted to hear(even if rep would just block him for the next 4 years), acting like they were a god damn revolution, more for reactions for content and having a few catch phrases.
When you count how he wasn't great with coming up with plans to deal with bigotry and a lot of his white straight supporters focus more on his "Free stuff" platform, its not hard to see why they would go to Trump.
She's a politician who has been investigated numerous time and found to not be guilty numerous times and the primary thing was pulled out of someone ass with a few half lines from emails as proof for support.
She's not perfect, but she not as bad as you think she is.
WiseWordsbyWiki You're not as smart or even half as perceptive as you think you are
Neat, want to tell me why? Or do you just want to try to discredit me without even trying?
💛Hill💙
trump
Long Live Cult Hillary! We don't know why we love her, but boy do we love her. Even after incompetently losing to the worst candidate in history because she didn't bother trying, then blaming everything and everyone else but herself for her own failures. Woohoo! Hill 2020!
I love this segment.
Say what u want but that Fox news punchline was a amazing 😂😂
She looks younger then she did during the election campaign
Yeah I have to agree
she was finally able to filter out the money she funneled through her foundation so she was able to get some work done on her face
Its the blood of sacrificed children she drinks at night
she should be president
Bernie.
The ones with Hillary were actually Hilarious!!
Amber reminds me of Marion Ramsey from Police Academy. 😍😍 Such a cutie, but the humour. 😂😂
The Fox joke was Funny!
T Russo really? Hillary or no hillary None of the jokes were funny.
Yes, really. Comedy has many styles and is in the eye of the beholder... for example, go stand in the mirror till you start laughing. If you never start laughing it's likely a Reflection (Pun-this is a form of comedy using words) of what others think of your sense of humor. Now run along, Fox is missing one of it's Friends (this one's called sarcasm-the great thing about this form of comedy is when guys like you don't get it, we find it the most funny)! 🖕🏾
Hilary is a joke :) that's why she is funny.
Touché BIG r, touché. 🙌🏽
I liked the Chardonnay one
Lolololololololol Hillary has a sense of humor. Cool
She always has had a sense of humor!
Being able to read a punchline does not equal a sense of humor.
Have you seen her in SNL gags? She was Hillary-ous!
Due to the spread of misinformation people thought she was a robot
Now that most of the bots have been stopped
People are seeing real information about her
DEAD! !! 😂😂😂😂😂
love this
Jokes only Hillary can tell:
"Pokémon Go to the polls!"
"I call it 'Trumped up... Trickle down'"
"I am not the worst presidential candidate that has ever existed"
Andreas
Dont forget....
"Trump is the presumed candidate..... or as I like to call him the presumptuous candidate"
"I'm aware I may not be the youngest candidate but I have a big advantage: I've been coloring my hair for years!"
"Donald ducks his taxes"