Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Billy Graham, International Women's Day

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  • Опубликовано: 8 мар 2018
  • There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about a vacation resort where no men are allowed.
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  • @PKSparkxxDH
    @PKSparkxxDH 6 лет назад +306

    I wouldn't mind if these were once a week. I love the boundaries this series pushes. At the same time, I think it allows different groups of people to come together and just laugh.

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 6 лет назад +471

    Amber should just introduce herself by saying, "I'm adorable!"
    Love this segment.

  • @DanGolag
    @DanGolag 6 лет назад +85

    Segments like these are why Seth is at the very top of my very short list of men of whom allegations of sexual misconduct would still surprise me.

  • @djdexterb
    @djdexterb 6 лет назад +603

    Ambers laugh kills me

    • @SilkyC
      @SilkyC 6 лет назад +5

      Same!

    • @Dlo2018
      @Dlo2018 6 лет назад +1

      plies? no.

    • @pgc4sean
      @pgc4sean 6 лет назад +2

      Dexter B
      I hope Amber gets her own show.

    • @billyjoeidel2
      @billyjoeidel2 6 лет назад

      Like literally. It’s terrible

    • @JV-cn7ie
      @JV-cn7ie 6 лет назад

      She's the best!

  • @pandecoco2245
    @pandecoco2245 6 лет назад +427

    This should be more frequent.

    • @kofikoranteng1447
      @kofikoranteng1447 6 лет назад +5

      Pan de Coco 100%

    • @tracer740
      @tracer740 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah. ... and they should do it more often, too.

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 6 лет назад

      Agreed lol

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 5 лет назад +1

      It should be its own show, almost. I'd watch it. Times are changing, slowly.

  • @ashmitanandy
    @ashmitanandy 6 лет назад +652

    *HOW. DARE. YOU. SETH* 😂😂

    • @josephsiar
      @josephsiar 6 лет назад +6

      Gets me every time, too ;)

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 6 лет назад +10

      You'd think he'd have learned by now.

    • @lemuelbach
      @lemuelbach 6 лет назад +2

      I totally busted up.

    • @TheSteelGuy
      @TheSteelGuy 6 лет назад +8

      It's like Charlie Brown and the Football. Falls for it every time.

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 6 лет назад +2

      Ro G
      He's a guy. He'll never learn...

  • @emmatarditi5316
    @emmatarditi5316 4 года назад +12

    jenny’s little smirk and eyebrow raises get me every time😂💖

  • @surrealcereal603
    @surrealcereal603 6 лет назад +51

    God I love those three together so much.

  • @rjonboy7608
    @rjonboy7608 6 лет назад +66

    I always love the fake outrage at the end. That's kinda my fave part: a reminder that sometimes people will say something and I don't always have to take it personally.

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 6 лет назад

      R Jonboy agreed 💯💯

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +597

    'Snorkeling, and finishing their own sentences'.. and smiling when they damn well want to.

    • @stopstalkingmegoogl
      @stopstalkingmegoogl 6 лет назад +13

      New Message I love you

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 5 лет назад +3

      Oh, yeah. Women's response to being told to fucking smile should be a raised fist. Unless you can come up with something funnier and more dismissive. WTF eh?

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 года назад +2

      @@marshwetland3808 How about a spiteful frown?

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 3 года назад +2

      Well, if some dude tells me to smile, I usually show my teeth...

  • @Room142
    @Room142 6 лет назад +326

    Finishing their own sentences😂 Jenny always slaying

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 6 лет назад +2

      I don't get it, when did it become a thing where men cut off women mid-sentence? I grew up with the opposite experience.

    • @elyca6329
      @elyca6329 6 лет назад +14

      You must have grown up in a alternate timeline!

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 6 лет назад +8

      I guess. In all fairness, i am from Holland.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 6 лет назад

      Yeonhee Ahn Right!? I love her.

  • @issaosama4937
    @issaosama4937 6 лет назад +148

    I really like this segment. It's just makes fun of everyone equally and in a decent comedic manner.

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 6 лет назад +1

      issa osama agreed

  • @hemmingwayfan
    @hemmingwayfan 6 лет назад +18

    Best part of this is listening to the audience trying to figure out if they should laugh or not.

  • @ayaan56
    @ayaan56 6 лет назад +133

    No matter how many times I see that last part, I still end up laughing like an idiot.

    • @mattjohnston2
      @mattjohnston2 6 лет назад +4

      Ayaan Mohammed you're not alone

    • @flaneur5560
      @flaneur5560 6 лет назад +6

      love Seth's impersonation of a muppet at 3:05

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 6 лет назад +5

      I still think they need to break it up a bit to improve the payout. It's never good to keep a bit going too long without some kind of change or shift, even if it's only temporary. My thought is that one time, have Seth end up with a joke that sounds like it should be sexist, but isn't. The girls nod and say, hey that's pretty funny! High fives! Then the NEXT time they do it, the girls are back to yelling at him again, which gives Seth even MORE fuel for his outrage, and the bit becomes even funnier because now he feels betrayed - and they can play up the "how's it FEEL?" aspect.

  • @varenyapasumarthi8549
    @varenyapasumarthi8549 5 лет назад +3

    This is the cutest segment in the whole of late night and by late night i mean including all late night talk shows.

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 6 лет назад +97

    Oh, that Billy Graham burn was DAMN. The Stacey Dash one killed, too. OUCH

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 6 лет назад

      Serai3 yep 😂😂

    • @spencerhudson3966
      @spencerhudson3966 5 лет назад +3

      The Billy Graham one was to far

    • @sarahannepeck2109
      @sarahannepeck2109 5 лет назад

      Who's Stacey Dash?

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 5 лет назад +6

      @@spencerhudson3966 REally? I'd say not far enough. They shoulda sent him to hell before he died.

  • @kelliewilliams2895
    @kelliewilliams2895 6 лет назад +30

    The not enough sugar in the watermelon water killed me! Brought back childhood memories of makin koolaid with so much sugar it wouldn't disolve!!

    • @Doomthinkingman
      @Doomthinkingman 6 лет назад +3

      Kellie Williams This is the blackest thing I've heard all year😂

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 6 лет назад +1

      Yep 😂😂😂 Haha too funny

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 5 лет назад

      Something you apparently share with East Indians. If you ever go to India, try their soda pop. It's like fuckin' syrup. Undrinkable. I tried two brands, then stuck with water after that.

  • @LILaw-db9yr
    @LILaw-db9yr 6 лет назад +320

    These just get better and better... BTW, Stacey who?

    • @marzellholbrook6130
      @marzellholbrook6130 6 лет назад +11

      I wish I could give you an answer. She might've been that one chick we traded for, but I don't think so

    • @SanskarWagley
      @SanskarWagley 6 лет назад +19

      The joke is Stacey Dash is a Republican, which is seen as hypocritical for a black person

    • @marzellholbrook6130
      @marzellholbrook6130 6 лет назад +19

      Sanskar Wagley the real issue is that if it wasn't for the black carveouts that have been made in the media and America in general, she would barely have a career. Now that she supports Trump, she wants to do away with things like BHM and BET when there's still a blatant need for it in 2018. She basically sold out her people for Trumpian gains

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 6 лет назад +10

      Marzell Holbrook, i agree, she sold out longer ago, but she shows she can do worse by trying to cash in right at this moment. Another dumbass Barbie, she should team with Tomi.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 лет назад +4

      Ellei Law the shaaaade lol
      I see you

  • @jaimebluesq
    @jaimebluesq 6 лет назад +14

    This is my FAVOURITE bit on Seth's show! Just love Amber and Jenny (who is adorable and could snorkle with me anytime). Keep it going, and thanks for giving the awesome girls airtime :D

  • @kofikoranteng1447
    @kofikoranteng1447 6 лет назад +125

    I love this segment!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SheisB515
    @SheisB515 6 лет назад +16

    😂😂😂 "Stacey who?"

    • @Hermititis
      @Hermititis 4 года назад

      I know who she is (had a former boss who kept the TV on Fox News during the work day), so I clapped and snapped for that one, even though I am watching on my phone and alone with no one to see my reaction.

  • @15writergirl
    @15writergirl 6 лет назад +26

    Ambers laugh could cure cancer

  • @SilkyC
    @SilkyC 6 лет назад +125

    Took you guys long enough to do another one of these - I was getting impatient!!

    • @EricaGamet
      @EricaGamet 6 лет назад +3

      Same! I got so excited when I realized it was a new one! Love, love, LOVE Amber and Jenny!!

    • @MrZaborskii
      @MrZaborskii 6 лет назад

      Another? Hate to ask people to do my research for me, but could someone please find a link to the first?
      Update: ruclips.net/video/hbgTPnN8_oI/видео.html

  • @A.Fort.
    @A.Fort. 6 лет назад +122

    I like Amber's hairstyle. It looks really cute on her.

  • @mohammadbashammakh
    @mohammadbashammakh 6 лет назад +202

    i love seth , but Amber and Jenny are the best

    • @warnerww83
      @warnerww83 6 лет назад +8

      I love how aware Seth is of that.

    • @carolteater9456
      @carolteater9456 6 лет назад

      Late Night with Amber and Jenny, FTW!!!! :)

    • @allnamesaretakenful
      @allnamesaretakenful 6 лет назад

      Jenny is good but Amber is so fucking awesome. Ruffin Around the Edges needs to be a show.

  • @sahirygnobehi6448
    @sahirygnobehi6448 6 лет назад +11

    Shade shade shade😄😄😄.. Living for this.

  • @haitileblanc3075
    @haitileblanc3075 6 лет назад +21

    “Black women and lesbians are liars” always makes me laugh 🤭

  • @fuckoffannoyingutube
    @fuckoffannoyingutube 6 лет назад +65

    can we get ten minutes of Amber laughing?

  • @carolteater9456
    @carolteater9456 6 лет назад +7

    Love this bit! Definitely need more Amber and Jenny on the show!

  • @JustinCoasters
    @JustinCoasters 6 лет назад +338

    Better ending to the last:
    It's like a regular day, Except 27% less.

    • @JustinCoasters
      @JustinCoasters 6 лет назад +2

      No offense ladies

    • @FeyTheBin
      @FeyTheBin 6 лет назад +19

      It's horrible and beautiful at the same time. Thank you for that

    • @dotapark
      @dotapark 6 лет назад +7

      It’s 36% here if I get the joke :D

    • @ian12346
      @ian12346 6 лет назад +1

      Lol, wait.... I don’t get it.

    • @robertz768
      @robertz768 6 лет назад +8

      they are making a joke about the fake pay gap (which is actually about 8% and is explained by women not negotiating their salaries).

  • @ethansears2490
    @ethansears2490 5 лет назад +1

    Can we all please just take a moment to appreciate how mercilessly, hysterically, savage these brilliant women are at what they do.

  • @nomimalone7520
    @nomimalone7520 6 лет назад +4

    Janny's hair is incredible!

  • @nikkim7012
    @nikkim7012 6 лет назад +29

    :) this brightened my awful morning. thanks!

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 лет назад +2

      Nikki M sorry to hear that.
      Hope your day improved

  • @tiffany02020
    @tiffany02020 6 лет назад +12

    This segment is so amazing

  • @nichdo01
    @nichdo01 6 лет назад +6

    ...when you realize the ‘window’ in the background is actually painted pallets hung on the wall...😲

  • @tarik_4528
    @tarik_4528 6 лет назад +11

    ❤️ from Germany, This show is 1000 Times bettet then the Shows we have 😢

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 6 лет назад

      Maxim Supreme oh wow

  • @justalurkr
    @justalurkr 6 лет назад +8

    One of my favorite segments

  • @Beygent
    @Beygent 6 лет назад +53

    i'm laughing, and it's only been 30 seconds

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 6 лет назад +43

    Jenny could turn anything into euphinism

  • @ilovemusic7272
    @ilovemusic7272 6 лет назад +53

    This was beyond fantastic!

  • @tsw9824
    @tsw9824 4 года назад +2

    "I got news for that school, you replaced her with a lesbian softball coach." - Jenny was hilarious on that one.

  • @erikamartintaylor8818
    @erikamartintaylor8818 6 лет назад +3

    Jenny's jokes this week had me dying 😂

  • @ZOMBIEZAHNpakuto
    @ZOMBIEZAHNpakuto 6 лет назад +4

    Jenny's got the most gorgeous hair 😍😍😍

  • @AnActualDinosaur
    @AnActualDinosaur 6 лет назад +30

    Amber is so cute

  • @LifewithMJvlog
    @LifewithMJvlog 6 лет назад +8

    I love love love Thai segment ...3 of them are soooooooo adorable together :D How Dare You Seth :D

  • @bitca13
    @bitca13 6 лет назад +1

    This is absolutely one of my favorite bits they do on Late Night.

  • @that1guy335
    @that1guy335 6 лет назад +5

    Jenny's little head shake :)

  • @GrahamCStrouse
    @GrahamCStrouse 6 лет назад +27

    I can totally see Amber as a gymnast. :-)

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 6 лет назад +1

      Graham Strouse me too

  • @yapdog
    @yapdog 6 лет назад +6

    best segment on the show.

  • @cookiecaroline1355
    @cookiecaroline1355 6 лет назад +1

    jokes seth can't tell might be my favorite segment they do

  • @nab-rk4ob
    @nab-rk4ob 6 лет назад +1

    I love Jokes Seth Can't Tell!

  • @Sharon-zu7oq
    @Sharon-zu7oq 6 лет назад +1

    love this eegment..one of my favorites!!

  • @spock7945
    @spock7945 6 лет назад +29

    Alone. with candles #LonelyGirl

  • @pandoraisme
    @pandoraisme 6 лет назад +15

    Not their first black tire changer your forgetting Wendell Scott’s children were his pit crew and sometimes he had to change his own tires

    • @brittney3469
      @brittney3469 6 лет назад +3

      He meant first black FEMALE tire changer.
      ftw.usatoday.com/2018/02/nascar-drive-for-diversity-brehanna-daniels-african-american-female-tire-changer-history

    • @mastermonarch
      @mastermonarch 6 лет назад

      a successful joke should be""""" FUNNY""""

  • @mrmanx2
    @mrmanx2 6 лет назад +4

    i wish this would be in the show more it is great.

  • @neilh184
    @neilh184 6 лет назад +1

    I LOVE this bit. It's one of my favorites.

  • @geekygecko1849
    @geekygecko1849 6 лет назад +1

    BEST SEGMENT ON THIS SHOW

  • @AthenaGoddess
    @AthenaGoddess 6 лет назад +1

    I love this segment. Always cracks me up.

  • @rogerlockwood6260
    @rogerlockwood6260 6 лет назад +1

    My favourite segment of the show. Hilarious.

  • @dparks3784
    @dparks3784 6 лет назад +1

    I love Seth Meyers. Seth and Colbert are my favorite late night shows. Seth has fewer viewers because he comes on so late at night. I try to keep my aging baby boomer self up late to see him live, or I watch him on Hulu.

  • @jameswray2000
    @jameswray2000 6 лет назад +1

    Billy Graham looking up at us from Hell. Two thumbs up!!!

  • @LambieSamba
    @LambieSamba 6 лет назад +1

    I was laughing out loud! Love this segment of the show

  • @katieg2604
    @katieg2604 6 лет назад

    Thanks Jenny for the bit about watching women’s hockey alone with candles... it’s nice to feel represented on tv!

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 6 лет назад +3

    In case you missed the point of this segment, yes, people treat jokes differently depending on who tells it. There are haters out there who flock to comment 'not funny' for female comedians who mention a few jokes about their vagina, but hypocritically say 'hilarious' for men who tell nothing but dick jokes.

  • @lindaoday7248
    @lindaoday7248 6 лет назад +1

    ❤️😂😂😂Amber has the best laugh!

  • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
    @Rainy-In-The-Desert 6 лет назад

    Another great bit, love it!

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay 6 лет назад

    i love amber's laugh. filled to brimming with good honest mischief.

  • @19stalkern
    @19stalkern 5 лет назад +1

    I LOVE when Amber starts laughing.... makes me crack up every time

  • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
    @ireallyreallyhategoogle Год назад

    This segment should be part of every show.

  • @jdez10
    @jdez10 6 лет назад

    These are the funniest and creative skits...well done Seth and staff.

  • @sarfaraz.hosseini
    @sarfaraz.hosseini 6 лет назад

    Oh such Joy! I love you Seth and the team.

  • @debrabelz
    @debrabelz 4 года назад

    Love these guys

  • @nessa-marks
    @nessa-marks 6 лет назад +9

    I love how Seth doesn’t know that Women’s hockey is V gay.

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 6 лет назад +1

      NessaMarks 😂😂

  • @theevilascotcompany9255
    @theevilascotcompany9255 6 лет назад +5

    Amber kind of looks like Yvonne Craig (Batgirl from the 1960s) in this video.

  • @jennybugsification13
    @jennybugsification13 6 лет назад +1

    LMFAO! Thanks guys, that was great ;)

  • @Gfriend_Buddy99
    @Gfriend_Buddy99 4 года назад

    "and i like to think, he's looking up at us right now " ... Took me a year to understand that punchline... 😂😂

  • @susanstrawderman9994
    @susanstrawderman9994 6 лет назад

    I love this segment.

  • @JonBlondell
    @JonBlondell 6 лет назад

    What a Great bit! One of my favorites!

  • @PatBarPREP
    @PatBarPREP 6 лет назад

    Best bit on TV. Period.

  • @Anzy.99
    @Anzy.99 6 лет назад

    I love this bit so much

  • @KVandendriessche
    @KVandendriessche 6 лет назад +1

    I love this bit

  • @globalwarmhugs7741
    @globalwarmhugs7741 6 лет назад

    Fave segment. So good

  • @niazahmad350
    @niazahmad350 6 лет назад

    The Last line was the best punch line ever :-D

  • @cwsohio
    @cwsohio 6 лет назад

    Seth- you fall for this every time! At some point we have to wonder how many times frisbee tricks you into giving her a treat because you just won't catch on that she will *never* go get the ball.

  • @shofisstar
    @shofisstar 6 лет назад

    This is a concep based on humor and respect and I am living for it

  • @AtrumDelorox
    @AtrumDelorox 6 лет назад

    The ending of this segment is always the best

  • @abhishekbisoi3794
    @abhishekbisoi3794 5 лет назад

    I love this

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 6 лет назад

    How the hell does this get better and better every time.

  • @Mr59Kenzo
    @Mr59Kenzo 6 лет назад

    Killing it feels as good as an SNL episode love it

  • @danlordanlor6913
    @danlordanlor6913 6 лет назад +5

    GOOD ONES!!!

  • @BlueGlow26
    @BlueGlow26 6 лет назад

    Second clip of the segment, gonna watch then all now

  • @harlemdeni
    @harlemdeni 6 лет назад

    The best segment of this show bar none.

  • @matthewmcneany
    @matthewmcneany 6 лет назад

    One of the best bits of Seth Meyers show.

  • @PhDTony_original
    @PhDTony_original 6 лет назад

    Brightened my day.

  • @thefinalflower
    @thefinalflower 5 лет назад

    The “looking up at us” punchline was 👌🏻

  • @JustXavier
    @JustXavier 6 лет назад

    😂😂😂😂. My God. This group keeps me in tears. And to think I doubted him when he first got the show. Shame on ME!

  • @krim7
    @krim7 6 лет назад

    These are always so funny.

  • @Footjones
    @Footjones 6 лет назад

    Loooove these women!!

  • @philrobichaud3063
    @philrobichaud3063 6 лет назад

    this is one of my favorite segments on the show, this and "Seth Explains Teen Slang" :)

    • @MBoykin1982
      @MBoykin1982 6 лет назад

      Phil Robichaud I gotta look that up

  • @scottweiss9618
    @scottweiss9618 6 лет назад +9

    Amber looks great!