Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Black History Month, Lesbian Penguins
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2019
- There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
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Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Black History Month, Lesbian Penguins- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Is it just me or was it forever since this perfect segment?
I wouldn't mind the lengthy wait if the segment was at least 10 minutes. I can't get enough!
White klans man is attorney general made burst in laughs! Thanks
Nodoko713 Me too, if only it weren't true.
I snorted 😂😂😂
XD ...yea we're really fucked
The penguin joke was under-appreciated.
Stereotypes? In this segment? How very dare you!
It quacked me up!
I appreciated it.
Yeah...it didn't fly.
@@181cameron that pun was bisexual level of terrible/amazing at the same time
Amber just kept hitting the truth! These three are hilarious together. Wish they could have a comedy podcast together sometimes.
Oh, but the facial expressions are more than half the fun - especially Amber's!
Omgosh Amber, she might be wearing hearts but she's spitting fire! Love this joyous trinity of truth to power.
Take a look at those hearts, they are not red.
Amber's face after the "200 more years of racism" had me cracking up - so glad this segment is back. They need to do this on the regular!
"Number of UK lesbians have gone -UP- *DOWN* in the last few years"
Edit: White Klansmen was nominated for -attorney general- *Virginia Governor*
Gone down on each other?
@@randomlineofletters
Ideally......
But if you're telling me that they're going down on themselves then i'm obviously using the internet all wrong.
Said lesbians ... dont disturb me while im eating.
Heyoooooooooooo
This thread 👏🏾👍🏾👌🏾
Love Amber's celebrations as the audience members cringe at their own whiteness
SilchasR I love Amber, I could watch her all day
Hahahaha!! They're like "Am I allowed to laugh?"
I'm white-ish and I came here to write the same thing :-)
❤️😀🇬🇧 i believe its called, self deprecation, rather than cringing.
That last joke was funnier than it had any right to be.
I didn't get it...
@@Cruxador The joke plays on the stereotype that lesbians have no fashion sense, like straight males and unlike gays.
Don't you EVER keep us waiting this long for this segment again!!!!
They're both spectacular! So glad this segment is part of the show from time to time.
I'm in tears. This segment needs to happen more often! I love you, Seth, but those jokes are the absolute funniest.
Amber Ruffin has just been on Drunk History, she is great as usual.
Some real deep burns tonight. Please keep them coming!
Damn amber bringing the heat
Rowan Quinn she is on FIRE
(I'm mining old ones in 2020) Amber's lava-hot punchlines and the happy dances she does afterwards make this one the best I've found so far.
Dude, I'm going to Have to remember Crumpet Munchers later! When I visit my sister and her wife.
the actual term is carpet muncher its a word play on that
It seems like 'crumpet-munchers' would just refer to English people in general, since so many English people munch on actual crumpets.
original term was/is "rug muncher" in the north
All of this is true however it strikes me that they have accidentally hit on something as "having a bit of crumpet" was a euphemism for getting frisky (a bit of slap 'n tickle) with a girl back in the 60's/70's. So crumpet muncher kinda works.
Amber's face at 1:29 😂🤣😂
2:25 when the joke doesn't land and that's even funnier 🤣#LoveIt
I wish they did this segment at least twice a week. It's so great, and I swear it gets better every single time.
More of this, it's literally the best segment.
I just changed my wife's ringtone to that 'Black women and lesbians are liars!" clip. Tomorrow's gonna be fuuuuuuuun.
If this is true...I need updates.
She's most likely cool enough to still keep ya.
Oh New Message. Always where i am.
This is my favorite thing of the week! lol
Hope this is true😂👏 updates please.😜
This segment is of the best things on RUclips.
Jenny is my hair muse
I also covet her lips and eyes.
This segment brings me great joy
The only suggestion I can make for this segment is have the jokes be read live or changed at the last minute. Like Stefon or when Che and Jost do their joke swap 😂
The ending gets me every time!
Give these magnificent comic goddesses their own show!!!
I love Jenny's little smirks and winks... Ugh, I'm so gay...
I never tire of this segment.
One of the best recurring bits on television
White klansman was attorney general. Too soon Amber.
1:57 Oh God I haven't laughed that hard in ages! That was an excellent one :))
Amber is fucking adorable. every time she does the "and we're both women" it makes me smile.
also, That Black Panther joke went a totally different direction than i was expecting, kudos!
Ambers jokes just killin it in this one
they finally got through the end without laughing omg
Damn hilarious. They should use these jokes more often.
The BlacKkKlansman joke was one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life.
this is by far the best segment of the show
I love these segments so much. Amber / Jenny 2020, pls.
EVERY WEEK! We need a new one of these EVERY WEEK!
I hope when Ambers new show takes off, she still finds time to come in and do this once in a while. Next to A Closer Look, this is probably my favorite bit on the show.
Also, congrats to Amber... hope the show does great.
What new show? Is there a name yet? So they read the "Amber should have her own show" comments. That is so cool!
@@wordzmyth Its a sitcom for NBC called "Village Gazette", probably to be shot this summer, and premiering in the fall.
Better Ending for the Last Joke
It was the first time there were more than 3 black people in a group and cops didn’t shoot anyone.
That last one was fuckin' FANTASTIC. Right up there with cardboard cutouts of cops shooting black people. XD
Thank you for those. 😆
I wish this segment was there everyday!
Gold! Must watch more of these
This is my favourite segment! 😂
Ok but the joke seth told was the funniest of tonight's segment lmao
I love so much this segment!! Jenny's so pretty and funny, it makes me sad but also happy????
Love the trio.
love the bantering
Always like these. I hope they get shows.
Easily my favorite segment!
Hahah I Love Amber!
This is always so much fun.
I love this bit. Thanks Late Night
Best segment!!! 😍
Best late night com segment ever designed. I die.
Damn gotta check out these ladies stand up. The got solid jokes and timing. I’m dying lol.
Love this bit. Amber is so much fun.
These segments are always too short!!!
that was a good one, they deserved more laughs. LOL
Amber is a national treasure. International treasure.
Is Seth's voice like that because of Hot One's???? He was awesome in that interview
aww, i'm gonna miss this!!!
It's amazing they use the same catchphrase at the end. Bold move.
Watching Seth's Hair Grey as you make your way through the JSCT playlist.
FINALLY!!!
best segment
Good jokes 😂😂😂
Why is this my everything, 😂😂😂
It might be my lesbian showing ,but omg 2:22 that wink from Jenny FUCKED ME UP
100% favorite segment
Okay, the police cardboard cutout joke was got-tier :D
That ish was hella funny
For me, the MLK joke was where I totally lost it.
--Dave, ... ... too soon?
Where have these been? I love these two!
This was a GOOD bit
Congratulations to Amber for getting her own show.
Amber is just everything! I see amber I click play without hesitation
give these ladys a show
Why cant i "like" this twice!!!
I always wait for this segment. Amber is fuckin' hilarious! But i don't want her to leave
Seth and Amber 😂😂😂
Ooooo... This is goood😁😄😄😄
Can anybody explain to me last jokes about "Ensembles"?
yeah didn't get that one either.
Fashion joke. Lesbians have no taste in fashion as they all wear flannels and boots.
Good god. I'm a Male lesbian.
"Ensemble" can refer to the cast of a movie, play, tv show, etc, and it can also refer to a harmoniously coordinated outfit.
@@AisuruMirai oh ok i didn't know about the outfit part. Now it makes sense :) thanks captain.
It's about fashion and lesbians "not having it"
i like the last one and the groundhog one
Amber and Jenny should have taken more of the applause that was clearly meant for them at the beginning of the segment.
Yo Seth is always sick
GREETINGS FROM MISSISSIPPI!!! Mom says there's a lot of black people in Mississippi.
😄😄😄
Damn, Amber’s killing it!!
He saw his shadow!
I dunno how many times I can laugh at "Black women and lesbians are liars!" but here I am, still giggling away
1:58 - 2:04 I spit out my vodka.
Amber got jokes AND moves!!!
Hilarious segment, even though the basic premise is totally bonkers. Any of these jokes would be perfectly fine from Seth, just as well as anyone else. That's the essence of comedy and humor.
I love how they can never keep it together for this segment.
amber has the best shirts!
Always look forward to Amber and Jenny!
😂😂😂😂