Weekend Update: Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with on Christmas - SNL

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  • Seth Meyers chats with the Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation With at a Party (Cecily Strong) about holiday commercialism, secret Santa being openly gay and all the other things that irritate her during the holidays. [Season 38, 2012]
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  • @chiara3336
    @chiara3336 5 лет назад +2116

    "This is a origami. That's Spanish for goose"

    • @thevoidlookspretty7079
      @thevoidlookspretty7079 5 лет назад +7

      valia No it isn’t.

    • @madeleine1042
      @madeleine1042 4 года назад +13

      The Void Looks Pretty yeah, thats the joke

    • @thevoidlookspretty7079
      @thevoidlookspretty7079 4 года назад +10

      Kshaun Naidu I was- *sigh* I was trying to continue the quote.

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban 4 года назад

      Chiara "An end to genocide ruclips.net/video/jtuZ_y-j5VI/видео.html&authuser=0 ruclips.net/video/6D0f-ltvcB4/видео.html&authuser=0

    • @BxCortez2050
      @BxCortez2050 4 года назад

      Phucken hilarious

  • @culturedcrazygirl
    @culturedcrazygirl 3 года назад +49

    Cecily better play trumps star witness if there’s a sketch about it.
    Edit: They did it!

  • @himensen7326
    @himensen7326 8 лет назад +550

    I'm really wondering now though: Why can't Santa be openly gay?

    • @AshrafAnam
      @AshrafAnam 8 лет назад +2

      +hi mensen do you have proof of it?

    • @samuelancer6649
      @samuelancer6649 8 лет назад +9

      She has a point...

    • @RedBravo216
      @RedBravo216 8 лет назад +39

      secret* santa

    • @omiorahman6283
      @omiorahman6283 7 лет назад +3

      hi mensen kids sit on his lap that's why

    • @konye618
      @konye618 6 лет назад +3

      She said why can't secret Santa just be openly gay

  • @sonakshimishra5878
    @sonakshimishra5878 5 лет назад +28

    "It's origami...spanish for goose" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ttoby89
      @Ttoby89 4 года назад

      ...you can have it. INGRIDD?!

  • @glowmilk7948
    @glowmilk7948 7 лет назад +60

    It's Spanish for 'goose'.

  • @matthintz9468
    @matthintz9468 4 года назад +1

    Cecily is brilliant. Pulling out the phone for a beat, and putting it back without saying anything was a nice, subtle touch.

  • @bullobca
    @bullobca 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant. Cecily is one of the most underrated people on SNL.

  • @sellmav
    @sellmav 5 лет назад +7

    Wow How did you get Alexandra occasio Cortez to come on SNL?

  • @jessefulton8841
    @jessefulton8841 5 лет назад

    I love Seth Meyers and Cecily!

  • @halpinmatthew
    @halpinmatthew 3 года назад +4

    Is she from Michigan?

  • @s.a.7627
    @s.a.7627 8 лет назад +5

    Welcome to 'merica, Seth

  • @Dreamerx47
    @Dreamerx47 9 лет назад +205

    If tumblur was a woman.

    • @tsundere62
      @tsundere62 9 лет назад +5

      pfft. More like if Instagram was a woman.

    • @keni8109
      @keni8109 8 лет назад +7

      +Jan Viator
      Tumblr was defo the better one....

    • @jadeshepherd8627
      @jadeshepherd8627 8 лет назад +1

      +Donz if the social justice warriors weren't on Tumblr 😂😂 I'm on Tumblr but I don't talk to that side

  • @jjc1102
    @jjc1102 5 лет назад +10

    Is that the woke Congresswoman from New York?

  • @shanemiller2046
    @shanemiller2046 6 лет назад +7

    There are homeless people out there that can't even pay their mortgages....Lol

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 5 лет назад +3417

    I'm African and I can confirm that it's just like, no.

    • @craigcorson3036
      @craigcorson3036 5 лет назад +82

      If you've ever been to the US, then you know that here it's like, HELL no.

    • @ninapenske1415
      @ninapenske1415 5 лет назад +9

      Craig Corson then leave tf?

    • @craigcorson3036
      @craigcorson3036 5 лет назад +65

      @@ninapenske1415 That's not how love of country works, trumpette. When things start to go bad, we need to STAY and do our patriotic duty to FIX IT. I guess you wouldn't understand, though.

    • @ninapenske1415
      @ninapenske1415 5 лет назад +4

      Craig Corson being in the best country in the world vs starving in Africa. it’s mathematics luv. how do you love a country but say it’s terrible unless you’re saying Make America Great Again then i understand babe

    • @craigcorson3036
      @craigcorson3036 5 лет назад +43

      @@ninapenske1415 The US? Best country in the world? You have a LOT to learn about other countries, AND about this one. Starting with the cold hard fact that people are starving right here, too - and probably in greater numbers than in Africa. Things have improved over there; here, they just keep getting worse.

  • @wahn10
    @wahn10 5 лет назад +3295

    This skit made me fully realize that Cecily is a genius.

    • @whalesong999
      @whalesong999 5 лет назад +9

      She is super, for sure. I wonder if they purposely made that dress bodice to make her breasts look deformed?

    • @wms1650
      @wms1650 4 года назад +23

      @@whalesong999 I think her breast looked just fine.
      But......I think Cecilia is beautiful.

    • @whalesong999
      @whalesong999 4 года назад +9

      @@wms1650 She's a doll to me too. Just didn't like the wardrobe.

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 4 года назад +17

      She is so smart, funny, and hot. Way out of my league sadly.

    • @wms1650
      @wms1650 4 года назад +12

      @@mloftin6472 Out of mine too M Loftin.
      I am an old, 65, man but I can still see and appreciate beauty plus Cecilia is very talented.

  • @Kiinell
    @Kiinell 10 лет назад +2597

    Read something Seth. Learn a book.

  • @JC.2049xlr
    @JC.2049xlr 3 года назад +366

    Here because of crazed "whistleblower" Melissa Carone.

    • @stevenponte6655
      @stevenponte6655 3 года назад +7

      ditto. And they weren't wrong!

    • @stevenponte6655
      @stevenponte6655 3 года назад +6

      She's a cross between this and the Drunkest Contestant on the Bachelor.

    • @bohemianwriter1
      @bohemianwriter1 3 года назад +1

      same

    • @jme2816
      @jme2816 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lornawest47
      @lornawest47 3 года назад

      That's her name I thought it was Karen lol

  • @salemkitschtrials791
    @salemkitschtrials791 4 года назад +901

    cecily strong is a powerhouse. i say trajesty to this day

    • @mariaquiet6211
      @mariaquiet6211 4 года назад +10

      I feel like this character and The Guy Who Just Bought a Boat must have the most difficult dialogue of anyone I've seen on SNL. Anyone who can write or deliver lines like them is amazing.

    • @Doctor-Stoppage
      @Doctor-Stoppage 3 года назад +1

      That's because you're justinfication didn't defibrillate you. #WOKE 😁

    • @ryananchors1967
      @ryananchors1967 3 года назад

      dev null I pray that you’re being sarcastic lol

    • @air2091
      @air2091 2 года назад +1

      @@Doctor-Stoppage what

  • @balasubramanianpr2273
    @balasubramanianpr2273 9 лет назад +3415

    A really smart girl pretending to be a girl pretending to be smart.. I love the women in SNL..
    Wow. Thanks for all those likes.

    • @1911Zoey
      @1911Zoey 5 лет назад +6

      Bruh

    • @stevemitz4740
      @stevemitz4740 5 лет назад +18

      A really smart girl pretending to be stupid AOC. would be more accurate!

    • @AdamRhein
      @AdamRhein 5 лет назад +3

      If only they were still funny :(

    • @maryc8552
      @maryc8552 5 лет назад +10

      Reminds me of AOC!

    • @marydeherrera8757
      @marydeherrera8757 5 лет назад

      Exactly pretenting to be smart , homely look like a old maid

  • @LegalVampire
    @LegalVampire 9 лет назад +3610

    It's amazing that she never breaks doing this role :o

    • @jaimiehex9420
      @jaimiehex9420 8 лет назад +87

      +bunny i'm going crazy watching the Cecily playlist on this channel, i'm 170 videos deep and she did not break even once!

    • @ralphp
      @ralphp 8 лет назад +53

      +bunny Cecily is the only cast I know that hardly cracks in each skit she's in. Jimmy Fallon however cracks almost all the time.

    • @whereismohit
      @whereismohit 8 лет назад +9

      +ralph p taran never breaks too

    • @miamiller4236
      @miamiller4236 8 лет назад +7

      +Mohit Verma never saw Vanessa break either

    • @710Lih
      @710Lih 8 лет назад +47

      I only remember seeing her crack once and it was very subtle, she only broke because everyone around her was breaking. Watch the sketch with Kate, Aidy, Bobby and Ryan Gosling where they were reporting being kidnapped by aliens. Kate McKinnon was breaking everyone, one by one. Ryan couldn't keep it together and Cecily broke a little bit trying to justify Ryan's laughter.

  • @eclectica1
    @eclectica1 4 года назад +1282

    Cecily Strong really needs to bring her back. Even if just for one episode.

    • @coltontorres4099
      @coltontorres4099 4 года назад +20

      eclectica1 she needs to be AOC🤣🤣

    • @Quartzquiz333
      @Quartzquiz333 4 года назад +4

      @@coltontorres4099 Melissa Villaseñor has already done her.

    • @origin1407
      @origin1407 4 года назад +1

      Sorta did last night! Yeay!!!

    • @johnnyr9157
      @johnnyr9157 4 года назад +1

      Last night!!!!

    • @TheAdrift
      @TheAdrift 4 года назад

      Ask and ye shall receive 😁

  • @ashleywyatt7114
    @ashleywyatt7114 3 года назад +821

    Whose here after watching Melissa Carone? Lol 🙃

    • @reymondlopez7468
      @reymondlopez7468 3 года назад +24

      I was saying that carone chick was ripping off this bit.

    • @peterinbrat
      @peterinbrat 3 года назад +3

      Yup...

    • @EsotericTherapy
      @EsotericTherapy 3 года назад +16

      I'm not American so I didn't know this character: had to look it up after all the references in the comments of the testimony video. So I got two good laughs tonight.

    • @MarciGellerMusic
      @MarciGellerMusic 3 года назад +5

      Omg!!!!! Soooooo much!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @NN-bs8qd
      @NN-bs8qd 3 года назад +2

      Lol I am!!

  • @pinaylife4242
    @pinaylife4242 8 лет назад +2040

    homeless people who cant pay their mortgages

  • @manwithoutfriends
    @manwithoutfriends 8 лет назад +1888

    This is everyone on my facebook feed

    • @rickrose5377
      @rickrose5377 6 лет назад +22

      Andrew Spence
      Um,...you need to get off that thing.

    • @heyhuda56
      @heyhuda56 6 лет назад +8

      Andrew Spence 😂😂😂

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 6 лет назад +15

      You need to wake up and smell the music, Andrew.

    • @lindseyw5023
      @lindseyw5023 6 лет назад +2

      SAAME

    • @ElTurbinado
      @ElTurbinado 6 лет назад

      😂😂

  • @mrdavidlajko
    @mrdavidlajko 10 лет назад +920

    'it's orgami - that's spanish for goose' XD

  • @martyk1156
    @martyk1156 3 года назад +530

    In 2020 this person exists and sits next to the president's lawyer testifying.

    • @amandaskywalker7331
      @amandaskywalker7331 3 года назад +20

      and her affidavids

    • @Scruffy818
      @Scruffy818 3 года назад +15

      This is literally the person that the trump legal team thought.. now she would be a great witness !!

    • @justajumpingypsygirl
      @justajumpingypsygirl 3 года назад +4

      yep that's why I'm back here

    • @suphx
      @suphx 3 года назад +13

      Sounds and looks like AOC. Oops I mean aoc, I forgot she doesn’t like capitalism.

    • @Scruffy818
      @Scruffy818 3 года назад +12

      Rory Mitchell nope... looks like a trumper... u lost.. go home son.. go home!

  • @rachaelteresitajohnson6751
    @rachaelteresitajohnson6751 9 лет назад +1520

    How can she not break character? She's so hilarious

  • @xeroterragoth1866
    @xeroterragoth1866 5 лет назад +544

    Best line:
    "It's origami...that's spanish for goose."
    Almost fell off my chair laughing. This bit is easily one of my favorites by Cecily.

  • @jackster1212
    @jackster1212 5 лет назад +360

    That was actually way more brilliant than I imagined it would be. That kind of humor is hard to write, let alone deliver. "Wake up, Seth. There are people in Africa that are like... 'no.'"

  • @lanerussell7958
    @lanerussell7958 5 лет назад +682

    "'Cause there's some people in Africa right now, where it's like...no!"🤣

    • @aikido7
      @aikido7 5 лет назад +3

      In Africa, Christian militias are slaughtering innocent families for decades.

    • @steeojabb1
      @steeojabb1 4 года назад +1

      Lane Russell Aferca.

  • @meteorrejector
    @meteorrejector 4 года назад +565

    “why cant secret santa be openly gay” is so genius

  • @darthstryk7169
    @darthstryk7169 3 года назад +472

    I think I saw this woman testifying in Michigan.

    • @Bfdidc
      @Bfdidc 3 года назад +4

      I know the one.

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 3 года назад +3

      Don't blame us. Its not our fault

  • @misled1982
    @misled1982 9 лет назад +599

    "origami is spanish for goose" hhahahahah

    • @710Lih
      @710Lih 8 лет назад +6

      that one was the best

    • @rickrose5377
      @rickrose5377 6 лет назад +2

      misled1982
      You mean it isn't?

    • @nomnomnomuron
      @nomnomnomuron 6 лет назад +1

      No matter how many times I hear that Line I always laugh 🤣

    • @ballin4life2902
      @ballin4life2902 6 лет назад +1

      lol it's ganso

    • @HAGSOLO
      @HAGSOLO 6 лет назад +1

      Even funny in print. Love this

  • @kevinmatthews5429
    @kevinmatthews5429 3 года назад +390

    Just saw a blonde version of this as the Trump Team's star witness 😂😂😂

    • @josh0g
      @josh0g 3 года назад +12

      finding all of these segments now.

    • @jamesfield1674
      @jamesfield1674 3 года назад +2

      Ha yeah so 🥴 frazzled

    • @joesdi
      @joesdi 3 года назад +4

      Lol me too and I needed to see Cecily do I'm here. #threa ened

    • @ilovesparky13
      @ilovesparky13 3 года назад +7

      She even spoke the same 🥴

    • @donsurlylyte
      @donsurlylyte 3 года назад +3

      LOL

  • @zombies9077
    @zombies9077 Год назад +52

    Who is here after they found out she is leaving Saturday Night Live?

    • @akankshasharma7498
      @akankshasharma7498 Год назад +1

      +1

    • @k.laflair
      @k.laflair Год назад

      I am so upset about that T_T

    • @TitoRigatoni
      @TitoRigatoni Год назад

      I haven't watched the show in like 25 years. I've been watching her clips for the past few weeks, and now I'm a little sad - I had no idea how talented she is.

  • @jackkaczmarski
    @jackkaczmarski 4 года назад +437

    Quotes I use daily:
    “It’s a trajesty”
    “You worship HALLMARK”
    “Smell the music”
    “There are homeless people who can’t even pay their mortgages”
    “Learn a book”
    “Switch stomachs”
    “We need bipartisan ships”
    “Why can’t Secret Santa just be openly gay?”
    “I asked for an end to genocide.”
    “It’s origami. That’s Spanish for goose.”
    “Welcome to ‘Merica, Seth.”

    • @jvanvynck
      @jvanvynck 4 года назад +10

      Jack Kaczmarski “dont kick pigeons”

    • @patrickc.mcevoy2065
      @patrickc.mcevoy2065 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ✌️😎

    • @mariaquiet6211
      @mariaquiet6211 4 года назад +5

      "For every four men there are two women" does not check out

    • @mariaquiet6211
      @mariaquiet6211 4 года назад +6

      "This is not my phone"

    • @mariaquiet6211
      @mariaquiet6211 4 года назад +5

      "Ingrid! I hate her" checks out

  • @Stephengirty
    @Stephengirty 3 года назад +90

    Is anyone who else here because of the Michigan drunk witness?!

  • @thatbenjguy4370
    @thatbenjguy4370 3 года назад +106

    Thumbs up if Melissa Carone brought you here!

  • @Centrinario
    @Centrinario 7 лет назад +405

    1:42 "Cause there are some people in Africa right now, where it's like... no."

  • @ve110cet
    @ve110cet 3 года назад +199

    Let's play a game: Cecily Strong or Trump's Witness?
    "This lection is a misgrace. It's a colostomy." :D

    • @kenvarga4454
      @kenvarga4454 3 года назад +2

      This SNL character looks and sounds like AOC

    • @OldieBones
      @OldieBones 3 года назад +14

      @@kenvarga4454 If you really think that, you're even dumber than the character.

    • @hitthegoat
      @hitthegoat 3 года назад +2

      @@kenvarga4454 maybe if you’re incredibly stupid it does

    • @joelonzello4189
      @joelonzello4189 2 года назад

      @@kenvarga4454 AOC is a dog show....woof

  • @soul1380
    @soul1380 5 лет назад +1280

    "Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs."
    🤣

  • @JakeLovesSteak
    @JakeLovesSteak 5 лет назад +370

    "He's, like, gay, but he only hooks up with chicks." That killed me.

    • @godgod156
      @godgod156 5 лет назад

      Mandella effect? She said secret santa be open, hmmmmm.

    • @Paul-yj4ml
      @Paul-yj4ml 5 лет назад +1

      That's the definition of a male feminist

    • @josephwatson8448
      @josephwatson8448 5 лет назад

      lt's AOC !

  • @Gredran
    @Gredran 3 года назад +116

    We need her back as this character regarding the election lmao.

    • @tywood2022
      @tywood2022 3 года назад +5

      Monkey paw curls

    • @alexthelizardking
      @alexthelizardking 3 года назад +1

      Too late. The republicans already did. Melissa carone😂

  • @superzwife1
    @superzwife1 5 лет назад +567

    “Ingrid! Ingrid! I hate her”. My favorite

  • @sophiesergeant3158
    @sophiesergeant3158 8 лет назад +838

    I love Cecily Strong

    • @lastnamefirst60
      @lastnamefirst60 6 лет назад +7

      Sophie Sergeant she was awesome so perfect!

    • @russellwilbur6753
      @russellwilbur6753 6 лет назад +4

      Me too love her

    • @TheDLitch
      @TheDLitch 6 лет назад +6

      She’s hot!!

    • @christinec.2372
      @christinec.2372 6 лет назад +3

      She is hot & so funny.

    • @YTistooannoying
      @YTistooannoying 6 лет назад +3

      She is my all time fave SNL cast member and I have been watching since the Gilda Radner, Jane Curtain, Dan Ackroid days.

  • @bonster101
    @bonster101 3 года назад +115

    This was giuliani's prime witness...

  • @elsiewilson1689
    @elsiewilson1689 5 лет назад +470

    *We. Need. Bipartisan. Ships.*

  • @slateflash
    @slateflash 9 лет назад +230

    TRAJESTY lmfao

  • @liambrooks8696
    @liambrooks8696 4 года назад +309

    "Wake up and smell the music seth"
    Under rated lol

    • @TempoDrift1480
      @TempoDrift1480 4 года назад

      Who the fuck are you? Are you the national rater guy or something where you go around asking peoples opinions and determine if they are up to your standards and then post it in the comments section like you are doing a good deed to society? I'm pretty sure that this woman is held in pretty high regard so you and all the other fucking people need to stop posting shit about who and what is over or under rated. You people are fucking basic.

    • @liambrooks8696
      @liambrooks8696 4 года назад +3

      @@TempoDrift1480 hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha you are way underrated 🤘😉🤘

    • @bohemianwriter1
      @bohemianwriter1 3 года назад

      It's a cofefe

    • @jeremyfrost2636
      @jeremyfrost2636 3 года назад

      @@TempoDrift1480 Hey! What do you mean, you people?

    • @Nrvr
      @Nrvr 2 года назад

      @@TempoDrift1480 wtf? :D

  • @prajjwaljaiswal4448
    @prajjwaljaiswal4448 5 лет назад +184

    How does she not break her character 😂😂😂 ?
    2:33 she legit got him

    • @josephwatson8448
      @josephwatson8448 5 лет назад +4

      How does AOC?

    • @BernardProfitendieu
      @BernardProfitendieu 5 лет назад +1

      @@josephwatson8448 wtf? are you an imbecile or merely a moron?

    • @jerkchickenblog
      @jerkchickenblog 4 года назад

      not breaking character is what actors do. breaking character is a such a thing on snl because they got to a place where the skits weren't even funny, so 'breaking character' was the only thing they could do to make it novel

  • @loekesakkers7581
    @loekesakkers7581 4 года назад +148

    I seriously just peed myself a little when she said “origami, that’s Spanish for goose” 😂

    • @PLAKIPLAKI14
      @PLAKIPLAKI14 4 года назад +2

      Definitely not the fact we'd like to be aware of

    • @BxCortez2050
      @BxCortez2050 4 года назад

      Im still laffin

  • @Dilligaf_Josh
    @Dilligaf_Josh 10 лет назад +42

    "He's like gay; but only hooks up with women"
    …. call me Gay then.

  • @big_boy_bobo
    @big_boy_bobo 8 лет назад +330

    she is a great actress.

  • @elmirseyfullayev93
    @elmirseyfullayev93 3 года назад +77

    Trump's star witness brought me here

    • @Tweeder3550
      @Tweeder3550 3 года назад +6

      I was coming here to say this LOL

    • @keisi1574
      @keisi1574 3 года назад +4

      @@Tweeder3550 Me, too! 🙂

  • @ShankarSivarajan
    @ShankarSivarajan 5 лет назад +257

    She's precisely, factually, and semantically incorrect, but morally right.

  • @annilovesu
    @annilovesu 9 лет назад +292

    she reminds me of britta from community in a weird way

  • @rockandrollfantasy86
    @rockandrollfantasy86 3 года назад +42

    I wonder if Melissa Carone watched this before deciding on her Trump witness "character".

    • @angelamartinez1972
      @angelamartinez1972 3 года назад

      I think that with this video Giuliani train his star witness for her testimony🤣🤣🤣

    • @grantm6514
      @grantm6514 3 года назад

      Melissa Carone just decided to add a few drinks and a whole lot more 'vocal fry' to her character.

  • @samimotag
    @samimotag 6 лет назад +912

    Yes, I've met these people😂

    • @ballin4life2902
      @ballin4life2902 6 лет назад +1

      Right

    • @TrenchMan93
      @TrenchMan93 6 лет назад +1

      Sami Motaghedi i don’t doubt that.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 6 лет назад +9

      i just got blocked by one on FB.
      I made the mistake of quoting the dictionary.

    • @georgeparkins777
      @georgeparkins777 6 лет назад +1

      I dated a girl with this problem a while back. Those were some long dates. Some LOOONG dates.

    • @jareddemarzo8196
      @jareddemarzo8196 6 лет назад +4

      You still dated her though, for some reason. You deserve what you get.

  • @swatithakur8869
    @swatithakur8869 5 лет назад +207

    And by August 2019 I have watched this sketch like enormous times. Is that even succepable?

    • @mohithooda5750
      @mohithooda5750 5 лет назад +1

      Enormous times! There r people who don't even watch RUclips and taj Mahal is soo white that white think that Mexican r stealing their jobs.

    • @fat_old_sun
      @fat_old_sun 4 года назад

      Jesus Chrysler, learn a book already...

    • @mohithooda5750
      @mohithooda5750 4 года назад

      Well , Eiffel tower is so old that ur mamma still ask for the green button on mobiles because when we see green salad ,we thought trump isn't orange

    • @dawnrobbins5877
      @dawnrobbins5877 3 года назад

      Definitely idling until fuel pressure increases. And YOU thought I was dumb 🤣😂

  • @CreationsByRachel
    @CreationsByRachel 3 года назад +40

    Yep she is, just like trumps election witness

  • @johnbillings4947
    @johnbillings4947 5 лет назад +5

    Alexandria Acasio Cortez in the flesh folks!!

  • @PurpleElephant808
    @PurpleElephant808 8 лет назад +148

    "don't kick pigeons" 3:04 I cracked up

    • @Sean-ll5cm
      @Sean-ll5cm 7 лет назад +2

      it's my favorite line of this sketch

  • @crimsonstar108
    @crimsonstar108 3 года назад +103

    It's nice to remember a time when we could spend our time laughing at make believe stupid people instead of listening to them tell you why reality is a lie..

    • @cnj67
      @cnj67 Год назад +1

      Yeah, it was unimaginable that someone who like, never finished a sentence but just went off and half-started another sentence before not finishing that would be ... elected president of the US!
      These are indeed times you wish you hadn't spoke to at a party.

    • @erneststephaneatangana2570
      @erneststephaneatangana2570 11 месяцев назад

      I always said, if you want to be funny, just tell the truth

  • @kaarlimakela3413
    @kaarlimakela3413 5 лет назад +160

    Amazing character ... in the familiar 'how can people be so dumb' category ... but she is absolutely mesmerizing doing it ...

    • @jadujen
      @jadujen 5 лет назад +2

      Yes!! Phenomenal execution, I can't get over how funny she is doing this

  • @yusha5728
    @yusha5728 6 лет назад +192

    BRING HER CHARACTER BACK

    • @rikkiisrael6686
      @rikkiisrael6686 5 лет назад +7

      Yousha Zaidi she’s back. And we Calle her Alexandria Ocasio Cortez 😂

  • @larryn2682
    @larryn2682 3 года назад +28

    Look, it's Melissa Carone!

  • @andrewreilly6428
    @andrewreilly6428 5 лет назад +158

    Bring her back! Brilliant performance and character.

  • @ahsansiddiqui4263
    @ahsansiddiqui4263 10 лет назад +87

    cecily strong is awesome it takes great skill and self security to do this routine

  • @dianasayson2846
    @dianasayson2846 3 года назад +33

    Tragesty. Ceptable. Bipartisanships.
    Feels a bit like Trump, the POTUS you wished you hadn't started a conversation with at a party.

    • @liz-c39
      @liz-c39 3 года назад

      Underrated

    • @pierssegal5910
      @pierssegal5910 3 года назад +1

      Turns out it's even more like Trump's star witness for election fraud. ruclips.net/video/ofZOWzd4YjE/видео.html

    • @billydeatherage7438
      @billydeatherage7438 3 года назад +3

      Sounds more like aoc.or Biden than trump

  • @human_qubit
    @human_qubit 5 лет назад +112

    They really need to bring her character back. She is frekkin hilarious!!

    • @shrinebox
      @shrinebox 5 лет назад +7

      Saiyanprince: they *did* bring her back....as AOC.

    • @human_qubit
      @human_qubit 5 лет назад

      @@shrinebox AOC?

    • @shrinebox
      @shrinebox 5 лет назад +2

      @@human_qubit AOC = Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AKA Occasional-Cortex)

    • @HypotheticalHypocrite
      @HypotheticalHypocrite 5 лет назад

      @@darylchance9324 WRONG! Always on crack AOC is a demonrat. This character would benefit the Republican party as AOC is now lol

    • @AmandaFromWisconsin
      @AmandaFromWisconsin 5 лет назад

      @@darylchance9324 Based on what I see the left doing, they're the ones who seem increasingly desperate. Just look at their weak line-up of candidates. I don't even consider myself a conservative and I'm getting sick of them.

  • @sanjayahlawat2826
    @sanjayahlawat2826 7 лет назад +178

    Ok, this girl has talent!!

  • @ouruncle1804
    @ouruncle1804 4 года назад +47

    Cecily's best performance. So talented and hilarious. All this merchilism is a tragesty. The uptalk - so good.

  • @hbomb189
    @hbomb189 5 лет назад +8

    It is AOC!

  • @JonathanMillerMusic
    @JonathanMillerMusic 5 лет назад +68

    Ive seen this sketch a million times and it still is one of my all-time favorite sketches ever. It will never not be funny. Hahaah

  • @bg6b7bft
    @bg6b7bft 3 года назад +18

    Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with During an Election Hearing.

  • @XeninaCalifornia
    @XeninaCalifornia 5 лет назад +5

    AOC. I knew she sounded familiar.

  • @rigso321
    @rigso321 3 года назад +46

    Anyone else here in 2020 after watching Trump’s train-wreck “fraud” “witness”?

  • @Ryan-rz1dp
    @Ryan-rz1dp 5 лет назад +8

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

  • @malkamusik
    @malkamusik 5 лет назад +635

    This is amazing. Too bad no one will be here in 12 years to enjoy this.

  • @Maxumized
    @Maxumized 5 лет назад +5

    And...she got elected in New York

  • @8535eddie
    @8535eddie 5 лет назад +8

    Ocasio-Cortez!

  • @emma_em_11
    @emma_em_11 2 года назад +3

    “And, FACT.. for every 4 men there are 2 women. And, that’s just SPOSED to be SEPTABLE?! NO!” 😂😂😂

  • @vardanmalkhasyan2195
    @vardanmalkhasyan2195 5 лет назад +10

    Ocasio Cortez

  • @LloydBraun11
    @LloydBraun11 10 лет назад +206

    Welcome to Merica, Seth!

  • @danielshea9869
    @danielshea9869 5 лет назад +164

    The problem is that Cecily is so attractive, I would start a conversation with her. Dang.

    • @wms1650
      @wms1650 4 года назад +13

      Makes me want to learn a book.
      Learn about partisan ships too.
      The goose is cute too.

    • @lydiazap7243
      @lydiazap7243 4 года назад +16

      You sound like you're a gay guy who only hooks up with women.

    • @monsterjambrony
      @monsterjambrony 4 года назад +1

      Daniel Shea Oh yeah.

    • @notthefirstchild
      @notthefirstchild 4 года назад +1

      And then wish you hadn't cos now you have to learn a book

    • @johns783
      @johns783 3 года назад

      you're missing the joke in the post, Etta. her character is the 'girl you wish you handn't started a converation with'.

  • @lmilli8124
    @lmilli8124 5 лет назад +524

    I'm only here because it got cut out of Ben Shapiro's show.

    • @zamachy_teba6518
      @zamachy_teba6518 5 лет назад +35

      Same, had to see it tho...and it’s DEAD ON!!! Hahaha!
      Oh man I was dying, and then stopped when realized this person is actually serving in Congress right now...that got me really depressed.

    • @davidgallego1652
      @davidgallego1652 5 лет назад +14

      Same here

    • @ilovebassethounds
      @ilovebassethounds 5 лет назад +9

      lol me too

    • @shaoronmd
      @shaoronmd 5 лет назад +9

      Same here

    • @davidstranz438
      @davidstranz438 5 лет назад +9

      Me too.

  • @electropentatonic
    @electropentatonic 5 лет назад +167

    Welcome to every university in California

  • @jamesbizs
    @jamesbizs 5 лет назад +8

    This is Ocasio Cortez

  • @AyoShawty10
    @AyoShawty10 10 лет назад +53

    my favourite bit is the last 10 seconds WELCOME TO AMERICA/HAPPY KWANSA ITS FOR YOU

  • @techwhiz527
    @techwhiz527 4 года назад +36

    "There are homeless people out there who can't even pay their mortgages."

  • @nymsands
    @nymsands 5 лет назад +50

    G: "Would you relax I just asked you what you want for Christmas"
    S: "Okay well, I was hoping to get the new iPad"
    G: "I asked for an end to genocide"
    I feel like this skit is partly based on me circa 2009

  • @joesarfi6796
    @joesarfi6796 3 года назад +25

    When fiction starts bleeding into reality...

  • @SamanthaYoung
    @SamanthaYoung 5 лет назад +5

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez....

  • @tanman12
    @tanman12 6 лет назад +6

    It's Alexandria Ocasio Cortez!

  • @SteveMKoch
    @SteveMKoch 3 года назад +13

    Yup i came back here because of the crazy lady from Michigan. Its hilarious how accurate this is! 😆 🤣 😂

  • @reign.of.giselle
    @reign.of.giselle 5 лет назад +55

    It would've been amazing to have her & stefon in one sketch.

  • @Glitchfaction
    @Glitchfaction 5 лет назад +132

    “We need to invent technology that’s never been invented.”

    • @josephwatson8448
      @josephwatson8448 5 лет назад +6

      AOC.

    • @annecinturati2794
      @annecinturati2794 5 лет назад +2

      .
      Maybe invent a way to grow black caluiflour because its racists to grow white califloura. Acording to AOC califlours is white and repesents recism in America by her calling it a racists white vetetable is not fair to the black and white people of this country.

    • @wahn10
      @wahn10 4 года назад +1

      It's a weirdly (and inadvertently) wise thing she said.

    • @clubsnatcher
      @clubsnatcher 4 года назад

      That might be the one right thing she said. All this upgrading. Where's the new shit?

  • @dublinjazz1
    @dublinjazz1 3 года назад +10

    Anyone come here after watching the real life "girl you wish you hadn't started a conversation with at a party", from the
    "Trump’s star voter fraud witness goes viral HUMILIATING herself at “hearing”? LOL The similarities are startling!

    • @73dems
      @73dems 3 года назад +3

      Me! I watched that idiots "testimony" and had that "where do I know her from?" feeling.
      It's her!! Holy shit!

  • @sekurity730
    @sekurity730 5 лет назад +5

    The Democratic Party's spokes person Ladies and Gentlemen.