Weekend Update Colin Jost and Michael Che *LOW-KEY RACIST* 🤣🤣 Joke Swaps

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @daevydjae
    @daevydjae 8 месяцев назад +2518

    Colin's question of "why" after the Martin Luther King Jr joke never gets old no matter how many times I watch it.

    • @al145
      @al145 8 месяцев назад +78

      "you're gonna get me murdered!"

    • @siramoras
      @siramoras 8 месяцев назад +24

      4:09 If someone struggles to find it

    • @maskingtapee
      @maskingtapee 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@siramoras thank you!!

    • @yakirfrankoveig8094
      @yakirfrankoveig8094 Месяц назад

      I do kinda wish they could keep it together though

    • @minirth.maggie
      @minirth.maggie 12 дней назад

      My favorite!

  • @michaelnoel9998
    @michaelnoel9998 Год назад +7193

    I think the best part of the Jost/Che racist joke swap is Che acting surprised and offended by the jokes he wrote

    • @janefitch4254
      @janefitch4254 8 месяцев назад +231

      YES! “Whoa Colin. I don’t think I would’ve said THAT!”

    • @JohnSmith-mv4qz
      @JohnSmith-mv4qz 8 месяцев назад +19

      So if I go to work and tell that joke how will it go?

    • @w.t.1338
      @w.t.1338 8 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah that’s just great. Half the jokes Che put Jost thru was racist. What a guy

    • @Lastrit_JME
      @Lastrit_JME 8 месяцев назад +27

      @@JohnSmith-mv4qz well considering you wouldn’t be saying them in a way where the joke is “ah I, a black person, am having fun making my friend a little uncomfortable” and you’d just… be making racist jokes cause you wanna say something racist.

    • @JohnSmith-mv4qz
      @JohnSmith-mv4qz 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Lastrit_JME huh?

  • @drudle
    @drudle 9 месяцев назад +3455

    I love how Che gives no fucks and goes full force into this, while you can tell Jost is holding back just in case, lmao.

    • @chs9999
      @chs9999 8 месяцев назад +113

      To be fair he has to say WAY worse shit

    • @mwfmtnman
      @mwfmtnman 8 месяцев назад +27

      So you love the double standards of wokism, awesome

    • @drudle
      @drudle 8 месяцев назад +94

      @@mwfmtnman Nothing woke is happening here, nor is there any double standard.

    • @JGarcia-yr9fx
      @JGarcia-yr9fx 8 месяцев назад +40

      @@mwfmtnmanthat's doesn't even make sense here? its not like che is saying racist things abt white ppl most of the time

    • @user-tt7xi2oq2o
      @user-tt7xi2oq2o 7 месяцев назад +15

      Bullshit. I absolutely hate how hard he pulls his punch on the joke about Jeffrey Epstein's home being torn down. Get in the joke bro.

  • @Praharshk
    @Praharshk 5 месяцев назад +1340

    Colin: Tries to get Che to laugh
    Che: Tries to get Colin killed

    • @GospelReader23
      @GospelReader23 2 месяца назад +5

      311 likes and no comments? Lemme fix dat. 310 likes and 1 comment,

    • @WistfuII
      @WistfuII 2 месяца назад

      ​@@GospelReader23 Went down a like?

    • @GospelReader23
      @GospelReader23 2 месяца назад

      @@WistfuII typo.

    • @Drknsl0
      @Drknsl0 Месяц назад +4

      @@GospelReader23 1 and 0 are on opposite sides of the keyboard

  • @jma331982
    @jma331982 11 месяцев назад +4759

    I think Che has mastered the art of writing something Colin should absolutely not say

    • @mr.martinez6932
      @mr.martinez6932 8 месяцев назад +73

      Not to mention, Colin *keeps falling for it*. "Fool me once, shame on Che. Fool me twice, shame on me." By now they've done the Joke Exchange bit like, what, 10 times? 15 or 20?

    • @Jona-cn3le
      @Jona-cn3le 8 месяцев назад +6

      Indeed

    • @alexello1189
      @alexello1189 8 месяцев назад +14

      At this point it’s like spy vs spy

    • @danielkaiselgruber1750
      @danielkaiselgruber1750 8 месяцев назад

      It would be boring if they drew a line, it's much funnier when they just say the stuff rather than collin going "No I won't say it" ​@@mr.martinez6932

    • @Anon_y_mouse_the_only
      @Anon_y_mouse_the_only 8 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@mr.martinez6932 It's a running skit, he's not falling for it, he's required to for the show

  • @DVAcme
    @DVAcme 8 месяцев назад +764

    The nun answered prayer joke was absolute genius, lol.

  • @rowlinstoned3715
    @rowlinstoned3715 8 месяцев назад +470

    I LOVE these 2 together! Funny every time

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 8 месяцев назад +680

    “Kevin Spacey…hold for applause!”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @SpottedHares
    @SpottedHares Месяц назад +89

    I just love how Che has his “wow that was racist” face ready for the joke he wrote

  • @dustinzacharias8227
    @dustinzacharias8227 8 месяцев назад +413

    You know you’re making good jokes when the audience goes “Woahhhh”

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 8 месяцев назад +273

    ''I stand by that joke'' Priceless lol.

  • @rodx5571
    @rodx5571 8 месяцев назад +498

    The true humor of the scott stapp joke involving scarlett Johansen is,COLIN JOST IS MARRIED TO SCARLETT JOHANSEN.

    • @NexSkala
      @NexSkala 8 месяцев назад +38

      Oh, I didn't realize that. It makes it SO much better.

    • @eddmario
      @eddmario 8 месяцев назад +57

      @@NexSkalaYep. It's why Che always writes a joke about her every time they do this.

    • @Halozocker104
      @Halozocker104 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@NexSkalaexactly what im thinkin 😂 that just makes it gold

    • @JP-xd6fm
      @JP-xd6fm 8 месяцев назад

      How is that even possible to begin with!!!?? , I didn't know Who Colin Jost was until I google it. I found dissapointed and kind of rewarded to see that uglysh men can conquer hot women like SJ

    • @willemvandeursen3105
      @willemvandeursen3105 21 день назад

      @@NexSkala It's also a sneer at the woke trend of letting James Bond be played by an amputee from Upper Mongolia or Marilyn Monroe in the remake of Some Like It Hot by am albino woman who weighs 700 pounds. The re-make will come, anyway. If necessary, in a Teletubbies version.

  • @FreeFire-lx7kd
    @FreeFire-lx7kd 8 месяцев назад +430

    That child support one was crazy 😂😂😂

  • @TheGiraffe-ih2on
    @TheGiraffe-ih2on 8 месяцев назад +331

    “Emergency import of Nick Cannon” got me good😂😂😂

    • @derekswift8674
      @derekswift8674 8 месяцев назад +2

      🤣

    • @Madmaxgaming130
      @Madmaxgaming130 29 дней назад +1

      Why does it keep slipping my mind that nick cannon has...alot of children. Like, ALOT of children

  • @sunfl0weryy
    @sunfl0weryy 5 месяцев назад +142

    Be shoppin." is both a fantastic joke and delivery, especially Che's face after

    • @Can-x8k
      @Can-x8k 27 дней назад

      Do u think it’s fine for white people to make racist jokes? Colin doesn’t get a pass. If it’s ok for him to do it it’s ok for anyone to tell jokes like this

    • @sunfl0weryy
      @sunfl0weryy 27 дней назад

      @@Can-x8k well first, my comment had nothing to do with that. I just liked the frog joke. Second, you can't pretend Colin and Michael have absolutely 0 difference between them. Oppressed groups joking about an oppressive group is different than an oppressive group joking about an oppressed group.

    • @Can-x8k
      @Can-x8k 27 дней назад

      @@sunfl0weryy you are a hypocrite. Colin is literally saying the racist jokes. He literally is the oppressive group joking about the oppressed group. If Colin said the n word you’d probably be ok with it. Giving celebrities passes

    • @Can-x8k
      @Can-x8k 27 дней назад

      @@sunfl0weryy a white man is saying racist jokes in this video. Colin. Your logic is so messed up. Giving these celebrities passes

    • @beansoclock8748
      @beansoclock8748 14 дней назад

      did you even watch the video

  • @TheCreepyPastaMaster
    @TheCreepyPastaMaster 8 месяцев назад +643

    “Uppity bus passenger day” is fucking insane 😭😭

    • @markhowland7486
      @markhowland7486 5 месяцев назад +1

      Bro it’s a joke

    • @TheCreepyPastaMaster
      @TheCreepyPastaMaster 5 месяцев назад +38

      @@markhowland7486 no shit lmao

    • @Hazzo88
      @Hazzo88 4 месяца назад +7

      And to think she had to go to over 10 municipalities with a press crew following her to get the reaction they wanted lol olol

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 2 месяца назад

      @@Hazzo88 That is probably the stupidest thing anyone has ever said.

    • @Hazzo88
      @Hazzo88 2 месяца назад

      @@FakeSchrodingersCat but did I lie?

  • @CptPanda29
    @CptPanda29 4 месяца назад +81

    At 4:10 it's really dawning on Che (cause this is the first round of this) that Jost gave him some goofy frat boy jokes and Che had gone for the fucking throat lmao.

  • @rahl169
    @rahl169 10 месяцев назад +374

    Best part of the video was the look on Che’s face after Jost told the MLK joke, like he couldn’t believe he actually wrote it 😂

  • @GrayScoutEpsilon
    @GrayScoutEpsilon 6 месяцев назад +92

    Che’s giggles make this so much better.

    • @chromicapop4595
      @chromicapop4595 3 месяца назад +1

      Funnier when he knows his joke is socially dubious on camera but he can’t expressed in a torment

  • @1c0nic_player
    @1c0nic_player 8 месяцев назад +57

    “dinner ready on time” was the best one

  • @d.jmeezydadon55
    @d.jmeezydadon55 8 месяцев назад +114

    "well that's a fantastic idea" said the Gucci Store 😂😂😂😂

  • @sierralvx
    @sierralvx 8 месяцев назад +114

    I love the swap bit so much! Really shows how comedy pushes boundaries and shouldn't be constrained just because of politics. Also that Scarlett joke was unexpected!

    • @Romczy
      @Romczy 5 месяцев назад

      Now imagine if it really was not constrained

    • @Can-x8k
      @Can-x8k 27 дней назад

      Do u think it’s ok for any white person to make racist jokes. Colin doesn’t get a pass

  • @the_one_and_only_lillyg1966
    @the_one_and_only_lillyg1966 8 месяцев назад +172

    I'm glad that I've never seen them canceled. They have a hard job, and the utter terror that I see when they say jokes like this is a true testament to it. I'm glad that SNL lets them say these things. None of us have the balls to anyway

    • @Anon_y_mouse_the_only
      @Anon_y_mouse_the_only 8 месяцев назад +13

      The thing that makes it funny is that they both hate having to do this

    • @Mascabar
      @Mascabar 8 месяцев назад +16

      Because the jokes are funny and not just “look guys I’m so offensive”

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 7 месяцев назад +1

      Why would they be cancelled 😂

    • @traplover6357
      @traplover6357 5 месяцев назад +9

      Because the real joke is seeing them uncomfortable, not the actual jokes themselves.

    • @Dolphinboi
      @Dolphinboi 27 дней назад

      @@Mascabardo u think it’s ok for white people to make racist jokes?

  • @matthewdaub
    @matthewdaub 8 месяцев назад +176

    These are all jokes Norm McDonald would tell with a straight face.

    • @Dolphinboi
      @Dolphinboi 27 дней назад

      Do u think it’s ok for white people to make racist jokes?

    • @Can-x8k
      @Can-x8k 27 дней назад

      Do u think it’s fine for white people to make racist jokes? Colin doesn’t get a pass just cause he’s a celeb

    • @wall3747
      @wall3747 25 дней назад

      you’re slow asf

    • @braedenmclean5304
      @braedenmclean5304 6 дней назад +1

      @@Can-x8kI think you missed the part of the video where they said they wrote *each others* jokes Che was the one who wrote all the jokes that Colin said.

  • @Hadfield15
    @Hadfield15 8 месяцев назад +115

    I feel like Che is legit trying to get Colin killed 😂

    • @Can-x8k
      @Can-x8k 27 дней назад

      Do you think it’s fine for any white person to make racist jokes? Colin doesn’t get a pass. If it’s ok for him to tell jokes like this then it’s ok for anyone to

  • @vinsanity3510
    @vinsanity3510 11 месяцев назад +82

    “Answered prayers…” is fire

  • @johnvine3985
    @johnvine3985 5 месяцев назад +30

    I love comedy, it insults everyone, everything and we all can laugh at ourselves.

  • @zhenhuang536
    @zhenhuang536 11 месяцев назад +95

    Che was just aiming to get Colin stabbed in the streets

  • @McBlammy
    @McBlammy 5 месяцев назад +17

    This is the best regular comedic skit on TV right now 😀

  • @CaptinHavoc1
    @CaptinHavoc1 2 месяца назад +8

    Colin writing jokes for Michael: "Ooooh I'll make him say something that sounds creepy!"
    Michael writing jokes for Colin: "I'm just gonna make him say the n-word."

  • @EastTexasSports
    @EastTexasSports 8 месяцев назад +37

    These guys make me laugh every time ! 😂

  • @MuzzyBarker
    @MuzzyBarker Год назад +52

    That drone joke was the best one.

  • @nannerz1994
    @nannerz1994 4 месяца назад +15

    Joke swap is my favorite holiday

  • @jackboehm8408
    @jackboehm8408 8 месяцев назад +27

    That China one went hard though

  • @blkdrgn43val28
    @blkdrgn43val28 5 месяцев назад +17

    I think che is trying to get Collin beat up.. 😂😂😂😂

  • @EddieFonzarelli
    @EddieFonzarelli 5 месяцев назад +10

    This is the best SNL has been since Norm did the News. Fucking absolutely hilarious!

  • @VagrantMalice
    @VagrantMalice 3 месяца назад +11

    3:50 you can see the "HOL UP--" on his face after he finished. XD

  • @alternative7586
    @alternative7586 9 дней назад +1

    Che saying "Woah that was pretty racist, Colin" was the best part of this video

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest Год назад +91

    3:42 Why are you booing me? I'm right!!😅

  • @proletariatbourgeoisie9929
    @proletariatbourgeoisie9929 5 месяцев назад +22

    "Answered prayer" didn't get the love it deserved lol

  • @zylokun
    @zylokun 8 месяцев назад +10

    I always liked the "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED!"

  • @acbigal
    @acbigal 4 месяца назад +4

    These guys are the most informed people in the world and its not for defense of the US, or advertising, or even political reason, just damn good comedy!

  • @Savahax
    @Savahax 5 месяцев назад +2

    We need these two so much right now.

  • @PizzaWizard9001
    @PizzaWizard9001 Месяц назад +4

    Che definitely has life insurance out on Colin

  • @CT-1118
    @CT-1118 8 месяцев назад +4

    Real talk how did you match the laugh tracks so well from 2:52 to 2:56, it flows so well

  • @vijaykumarwali7509
    @vijaykumarwali7509 8 месяцев назад +22

    Every word out of their mouth is enough to get them cancelled🤣🤣🤣

  • @nightsgrow6575
    @nightsgrow6575 4 месяца назад +10

    Baby Jesus in a cage was too funny 😂

  • @The_Rhettster
    @The_Rhettster 8 месяцев назад +5

    These are always great 😂

  • @LSmallCatL
    @LSmallCatL 4 месяца назад +10

    Che’s Rosa Park and MLK jokes are on another level.

  • @austinrobertson1134
    @austinrobertson1134 4 месяца назад +7

    "Uppity bus passenger day" 😂😂😂😂

  • @guidoguido2245
    @guidoguido2245 Месяц назад +1

    The N95 joke killed me, and then back to back with "what happened to you, man?" 😂

  • @magnumbull
    @magnumbull 2 месяца назад +1

    I never get tired of watching these two!

  • @MrsBeasonBryant
    @MrsBeasonBryant Месяц назад +1

    I'm at work watching this on my lunch break. I wish this had a warning ⚠️ Will be laughing your azz off the entire video. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm lmao so hard. Thank God I have my earphones on.

  • @hostrauer
    @hostrauer 5 месяцев назад +3

    Michael Che does Colin so dirty on these jokes and it is always hilarious. It's the context that makes it so funny. These wouldn't be half as funny if you didn't know they were just trying to screw each other over. 🤣

  • @paradoxical247
    @paradoxical247 3 месяца назад +7

    The China protester joke was WILD 😂

    • @Dolphinboi
      @Dolphinboi 27 дней назад

      Are u ok with white people making racist jokes? Or do certain people get passes

  • @georgeh5075
    @georgeh5075 8 месяцев назад +13

    That hamster joke came out of nowhere

  • @bullbae02
    @bullbae02 8 месяцев назад +15

    The black host is very very creative and the white host is very funny at being uncomfortable... Best duo for this I think.

  • @lephtovermeet
    @lephtovermeet 8 месяцев назад +5

    Literally the best part of the show.

  • @afrog2666
    @afrog2666 5 месяцев назад +4

    😂 their reactions, I can`t 😂

  • @BubbleBFDI
    @BubbleBFDI 8 месяцев назад +42

    "That's kinda racist colin"

  • @MrAlohaWildMan
    @MrAlohaWildMan 2 месяца назад

    Havent had such a good laugh in such a long time! Love it.

  • @billyskittles1036
    @billyskittles1036 11 месяцев назад +32

    Who wrote the subtitles for this video? Hellen Keller? Good Lord.

    • @Aleebi
      @Aleebi 5 месяцев назад +1

      "kyle" and "shay" lmao

    • @bickennugget
      @bickennugget 2 месяца назад

      AI

  • @Rock-Child
    @Rock-Child 2 месяца назад +3

    5:03 It should’ve been “Another study finds female frogs not knowing how to shut the f- up!”

  • @Seraphine4
    @Seraphine4 26 дней назад

    It’s a one of a kind laidback smart honest and hilarious duo - it does send one clear msg “who t F cares” we can live in this planet together and mind our own business - just pls put humour in your life ❤love you guys 🌻

  • @johnraines4825
    @johnraines4825 8 месяцев назад +5

    This is so funny!

  • @Pierre-LucBeauregard
    @Pierre-LucBeauregard 2 месяца назад +2

    These two are fighting racism more than any militan ever 😅

  • @matthewshapiro4984
    @matthewshapiro4984 Месяц назад +1

    I think the best part is the pause and sense of dread Colin has every time he starts reading a Rosa Parks or MLK Jr joke

  • @gzs7483
    @gzs7483 8 месяцев назад +17

    The MLK one is insane

    • @akshaeee
      @akshaeee 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @coolwata105
    @coolwata105 4 месяца назад +1

    This was genius.
    They write the most horrible stuff knowing the other has to read it 😂😂😂😂
    I feel bad for Colin.
    THAT DAMN MICHAEL CHEY is brutal🤣

  • @TheImprovised
    @TheImprovised 4 месяца назад +2

    That last joke about FOX news was genius. 😂

  • @donnakay147
    @donnakay147 8 месяцев назад +11

    0:20
    His face when he realises what he's about to say
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 3 дня назад

    I love the way Colin reads like he’s being held at knifepoint

  • @askthepizzaguy
    @askthepizzaguy 8 месяцев назад +6

    Che forcing Jost to say racist shit against his will is my favorite form of comedy. Mainly because Che is getting such a kick out of it and I can see the cringe on Jost's face.

  • @brucehastings8825
    @brucehastings8825 4 месяца назад +2

    Love these 😂😂

  • @carolbuzelim
    @carolbuzelim 8 месяцев назад +4

    Ok the one of sammy being played by scarlett was just perfect hahahahah

  • @CinemageddonReviews
    @CinemageddonReviews 5 месяцев назад +2

    These videos should just be renamed “Colin Jost tries not getting cancelled Challenge IMPOSSIBLE”

  • @galenmarek4117
    @galenmarek4117 Месяц назад

    "This one was all me" was the first joke that actually got me

  • @sergi0YT
    @sergi0YT 8 месяцев назад +14

    I bet Colin writes half of those jokes himself :D

    • @OversoulGaming
      @OversoulGaming 8 месяцев назад +7

      Colin and Michael are writers for the show but the whole point of this bit is that they are reading jokes that the other one wrote. So no, Colin did not read any of the jokes that he wrote in this bit. They were all written by michael. That's the whole point of the bit

    • @InvertedFreeSolo
      @InvertedFreeSolo 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@OversoulGamingyea that would kind of defeat the entire purpose of the bit

  • @SabinFigaro
    @SabinFigaro 5 месяцев назад +1

    These two are the best thing that's happened to SNL in a while..😅

  • @mastermindhunter8955
    @mastermindhunter8955 3 месяца назад

    Micheal plays hardball in these swap jokes. I love that Collin sweats through all of it.

  • @Jevgein
    @Jevgein 5 месяцев назад +1

    nice work, good jokes.

  • @otter011
    @otter011 2 месяца назад +1

    This is one of the best ideas for telling offensive jokes 😂

  • @carsonhoover5767
    @carsonhoover5767 4 месяца назад +3

    That Rosa parks bit made me say “DAYUM”

  • @aliasiskey4434
    @aliasiskey4434 5 месяцев назад +15

    1:42 not many laughs as usual on that joke. He might be on to something 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jack-zz7bc
    @Jack-zz7bc 8 месяцев назад +2

    "I don't know, I just fly the drone" is priceless

  • @damoclescent69
    @damoclescent69 8 месяцев назад +6

    6:11 HE AINT WRONG THO HOLD ON IMMA GO GRAB A STICK

  • @soupermoviecritic8511
    @soupermoviecritic8511 20 дней назад

    If I was told to read these joke, I’d be smiling from ear to ear.

  • @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript
    @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 8 месяцев назад +1

    This was the most funny thing on SNL in decades!

  • @kajem575
    @kajem575 3 месяца назад +3

    My son Shane yelling,"Wooooo" at 5:58.

  • @NPassosiation
    @NPassosiation 2 месяца назад

    The "dinner ready on time" joke got me good somehow 😂

  • @lovahkyo
    @lovahkyo 2 месяца назад +3

    8:08 THE WAY HE PULLED OUT THE GUN LMAOO

  • @rainy589
    @rainy589 5 дней назад

    I’m in class right now taking a test and it’s taking all my being to not burst out laughing

  • @UmUs
    @UmUs 10 часов назад

    0:48 a two in one joke, that's a good one

  • @Ash-re2fe
    @Ash-re2fe 2 месяца назад +1

    The gaslighting is impeccable

  • @edgarfigueiredo579
    @edgarfigueiredo579 3 месяца назад

    These guy's always make me laugh.

  • @JohnSmith-mv4qz
    @JohnSmith-mv4qz Год назад +25

    Norm was never on a leash

    • @77Creation
      @77Creation Год назад +3

      🥱 Somebody gotta always bring up that so so comedian. And only because he’s a reich winger.

    • @DoodooSwaggy
      @DoodooSwaggy 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@77Creation I can’t figure which part of your comment is more embarrassing.

    • @oddguys178
      @oddguys178 8 месяцев назад

      ​@77Creation maybe implying the dude who graduated high school at 14 opposed your beliefs isn't a good idea

    • @JohnSmith-mv4qz
      @JohnSmith-mv4qz 8 месяцев назад

      Come on guys! This SNL is part of the DNC propaganda machine. They are absolutely controlled. They say “ Norm” is their inspiration so I responded

    • @uhh6148
      @uhh6148 8 месяцев назад

      This is stupid

  • @bjohnston3659
    @bjohnston3659 Месяц назад

    I sometimes wish I was a lefty. You can say ANYTHING your little heart desires as long as you smile and wink afterwards.

  • @davidsejan
    @davidsejan Месяц назад +1

    Brilliant

  • @NomahsSportsCards
    @NomahsSportsCards 8 месяцев назад +6

    Who wrote the subtitles for this? KYLE and SHAY???

  • @N0sV0sEl3s
    @N0sV0sEl3s Месяц назад

    The Frank Sinatra joke is comedy gold