Weekend Update Colin Jost and Michael Che *Darkest* JOKES 😂😂

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @echolot
    @echolot 11 месяцев назад +399

    their joke swaps are some of the funniest things ever on SNL

    • @douglasmcintyre3297
      @douglasmcintyre3297 10 месяцев назад +3

      echelot: Sometimes weekend updae the ONLY funny things on SNL. Satirical sketch after sketch, sandwiching Josh and Che, often on topics only 20 somethings understand, got pretty old, pretty pretty quick; at least for me.

    • @clamc2012
      @clamc2012 6 месяцев назад +3

      Such a low bar.

    • @billfurlong5954
      @billfurlong5954 3 месяца назад

      @@clamc2012 the mask burned for eight days jewish related joke ?

    • @PoliticsWithNoContext
      @PoliticsWithNoContext Месяц назад +1

      I agree.

    • @joojr2779
      @joojr2779 Месяц назад +1

      More like only

  • @kinggnarles
    @kinggnarles 5 месяцев назад +88

    I can never get enough. I would actually watch SNL if it was just an hour of this every week

    • @edwardzyglis6581
      @edwardzyglis6581 Месяц назад +2

      Co-sign

    • @Mikej1592
      @Mikej1592 Месяц назад +1

      The only way I'd watch the show would be if it was changed into a "spin off" and just became Saturday night Weekend Update Live!

    • @actuasco
      @actuasco 2 дня назад

      I just go to their youtube channel to just watch these each week

  • @coolwata105
    @coolwata105 27 дней назад +6

    I LOVE when they read each other's jokes 😂😂😂.
    They're the funniest bits.

  • @Drtbykr1
    @Drtbykr1 2 месяца назад +9

    Che is lethal. 😂😂

  • @ByronTexas
    @ByronTexas 10 месяцев назад +163

    Che’s reactions to his own punchlines is pretty funny!

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney 6 месяцев назад +9

      Che reads jokes that Colin wrote and vis versa. Suppossedly, they've never seen the jokes until air time.

    • @ByronTexas
      @ByronTexas 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@SuperChuckRaney that’s a great format then!

    • @tragic6197
      @tragic6197 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@SuperChuckRaneythat’s only when they do joke swap, at the end of each season :)

    • @thomasc1003
      @thomasc1003 2 месяца назад

      They are writing the jokes for the other one and haven't seen them before they are live on air. 😂

    • @angellopez5315
      @angellopez5315 Месяц назад

      @@thomasc1003 Thats only on special occasions, like season finale and Christmas special.

  • @ofskittlez
    @ofskittlez 11 месяцев назад +98

    Best Weekend Update duo ever.

    • @slake9727
      @slake9727 11 месяцев назад +3

      Dan Akroyd and Jane Curtain were pretty great.

    • @krislong9338
      @krislong9338 Месяц назад +2

      There is some stiff competition (Fey/Pohler, Akroyd/Curtain, but Che/Jost are absolutely with them.
      These guys and Keenan seem to carry the show. The rest is dumb skits illustrating political talkimg points usually.

  • @Robi2009
    @Robi2009 2 месяца назад +7

    0:21 - I love these "Thank you! Thank you!" smiles Che does :D

  • @93Jubilee
    @93Jubilee 3 дня назад +1

    Michael Che is adorable, and so funny -- the best!

  •  3 месяца назад +20

    The Tom Cruz joke one of the funniest lines.

  • @exudos22
    @exudos22 13 дней назад +2

    Jamaican nurse made me laugh out loud.

  • @honeymoonavenue97
    @honeymoonavenue97 8 дней назад +1

    6:28 “it’s not real” LMAO

  • @ckoegl
    @ckoegl 8 месяцев назад +8

    These guys deserve an Oscar and a specially made Nobel Prize.

  • @bobbytrevino2066
    @bobbytrevino2066 4 дня назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 ❤❤❤ jokes were amazing!!!

  • @summerdgaffney
    @summerdgaffney 12 дней назад +1

    Off color jokes are my favorite genre! 😂. I even loved the ones that made me a little uncomfortable ❤😂. Shared this with my 79 year old father who couldn’t stop laughing!

  • @marklagattuta7445
    @marklagattuta7445 2 месяца назад +2

    These guys are just so funny they’re delivery is excellent their smiles and laughter. Tell you it’s OK to laugh at this crazy shit.

  • @rickmclaughlin2519
    @rickmclaughlin2519 11 месяцев назад +75

    helen keller's legs were yellow because her dog was blind too

    • @hailholyqueen
      @hailholyqueen 7 месяцев назад

      Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman!

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 5 месяцев назад +3

      How did Hellen Keller know if she was touching the hair on her head?
      By smelling her fingers.

    • @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript
      @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 4 месяца назад

      @@zach11241😂Haven’t heard that one!

    • @billkitcher
      @billkitcher 2 месяца назад +3

      How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
      They re-arranged the furniture.

    • @emceeboogieboots1608
      @emceeboogieboots1608 Месяц назад

      How did Hellen Keller burn here ear? She answered the iron

  • @jimlongino8420
    @jimlongino8420 3 месяца назад +5

    Most truthful news on network TV.

  • @MaxHohenstaufen
    @MaxHohenstaufen 2 месяца назад +4

    Man I only discovered these guys last week but they're likely my favorite comedy already.

  • @randomlollol294
    @randomlollol294 4 месяца назад +3

    All of the jokes are YAAAAAA

  • @warrenwills3251
    @warrenwills3251 11 месяцев назад +391

    Stop putting text on the screen. If you put it under closed captions or subtitles we can turn it off.

    • @MrBerryK
      @MrBerryK 11 месяцев назад +47

      Especially if the text is WRONG!

    • @mikecox1974
      @mikecox1974 11 месяцев назад +9

      Right I can't think of anything more annoying.

    • @GenerallyGeneralLee
      @GenerallyGeneralLee 11 месяцев назад +5

      Drives me nuts. Some channels do it all the time, what's the point?

    • @gravitymediapro
      @gravitymediapro 11 месяцев назад +11

      It helps mask the copyright material scrubbing.

    • @moose.knuckle
      @moose.knuckle 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@mikecox1974
      Dingleberries are more annoying 😂😂😂

  • @xodiaq
    @xodiaq Месяц назад +2

    “Shortest interval of time recorded” *skips segment*
    Perfect 😂

  • @seantwentyfour471
    @seantwentyfour471 4 месяца назад +6

    Just found these, had me and my crew at work in tears!

  • @Tom-Morgan-Fun
    @Tom-Morgan-Fun 4 месяца назад +3

    Some of these jokes are dark man 🤣🤣 love it

  • @felinefinetessaslegacy
    @felinefinetessaslegacy 4 месяца назад +6

    The Dynamic Duo. 🤣

  • @prettypeggy98
    @prettypeggy98 10 месяцев назад +11

    Brutal...but hilarious 🤣

  • @erikmarmol1534
    @erikmarmol1534 5 месяцев назад +7

    Yay! Absolutely, we can be adults and understand these are jokes. It’s not that serious

  • @TellMeWhenImTellingLies
    @TellMeWhenImTellingLies 11 месяцев назад +23

    Helen Keller DOLL.. it has a string on the back and when you pull it.. You hear what Marlee Matlin sounds like

    • @daryllect6659
      @daryllect6659 11 месяцев назад +2

      The Helen Keller doll:
      Pull the string and it walks into walls.

    • @23Robusto
      @23Robusto 11 месяцев назад +2

      Helen Keller doll
      Pull the string and it plays piano with one hand and sings with the other.

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 5 месяцев назад +2

      The Helen Keller Doll
      If you pull the string and nothing happens it’s working as intended.

    • @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript
      @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 4 месяца назад

      @@zach11241That’s a good one! Simple.

  • @daryllect6659
    @daryllect6659 11 месяцев назад +23

    3:29 ~ Laughing hysterically! Oy!

  • @mikebartlett1963
    @mikebartlett1963 9 месяцев назад +3

    And this is the reason I watch!!

  • @daevydjae
    @daevydjae 7 месяцев назад +7

    2:53 Trump's autocorrect 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @flashfocusbruh5144
    @flashfocusbruh5144 2 месяца назад +2

    6:03 I’m so guilty of this 😂

  • @PizzboyGetsPizzas
    @PizzboyGetsPizzas 5 месяцев назад +3

    With old Mickey Che 😂😂

  • @DonnyHooterHoot
    @DonnyHooterHoot 2 месяца назад +2

    Yay! Fauxdemic era stuff is SO funny!

  • @smnio5619
    @smnio5619 13 дней назад +1

    I love how half of the jokes were filmed on a gameboy advance

  • @QuintenClabaugh-ij2oe
    @QuintenClabaugh-ij2oe 6 месяцев назад +4

    6:23 had me dying laughing

  • @MarkStults
    @MarkStults Месяц назад +2

    Yay love this humor

  • @enteranamehere1904
    @enteranamehere1904 11 месяцев назад +50

    I hope Norm Macdonald can watch this from heaven

    • @simplylethul
      @simplylethul 11 месяцев назад +11

      Heaven isn't a real place, so nope.

    • @sonandsanford4963
      @sonandsanford4963 11 месяцев назад +1


      I would not bet my death on it. 👹

    • @EuroGuy85
      @EuroGuy85 11 месяцев назад +4

      Norm isn’t impressed! They should read the jokes with a little more straight face, Norm style.

    • @simplylethul
      @simplylethul 11 месяцев назад

      @@EuroGuy85 he's dead, so he can't feel anything.

    • @JenniferMaglio-bn3wp
      @JenniferMaglio-bn3wp 8 месяцев назад

      Yay

  • @krayzeejojo
    @krayzeejojo 11 месяцев назад +8

    Lol at the Star Wars joke.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 5 месяцев назад +2

      The Star Worgy?

  • @RoNaturalHtx
    @RoNaturalHtx 3 месяца назад +2

    More like “BET, there needs to be some changes around here.” Yea, I said it.

  • @pkleo73
    @pkleo73 Месяц назад +1

    i love these. dark humor is my favorite. in fact, wtvr offends most people, im into....so 'YAY!' all day for me

  • @danmaddox2849
    @danmaddox2849 7 месяцев назад +2

    Lol the Tom Cruise joke. For some reason my Dad always brings up his height.

  • @kennylee5045
    @kennylee5045 4 месяца назад +2

    You will always get a yep them boys funny

  • @kevindupre4014
    @kevindupre4014 10 месяцев назад +11

    0:57 I wanted to hear about the one armed woman who was arrested. How did they handcuff her?

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 5 месяцев назад +3

      They didn’t. They just put her in the police car offhandedly.

    • @lqr824
      @lqr824 4 месяца назад +1

      Well, before cuffing her, they had to give her a hand.

    • @zachiswayposi1
      @zachiswayposi1 2 месяца назад

      Since there weren’t any female cops, she ended up getting manhandled.

  • @CarolynGagliarducci
    @CarolynGagliarducci 9 месяцев назад +2

    Absolutely ❤️ Weekend Update ❤

  • @jodymicheallee
    @jodymicheallee 5 месяцев назад +8

    Can you imagine Norm doing these jokes?

    • @frankstallone3864
      @frankstallone3864 5 месяцев назад +2

      No

    • @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript
      @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 4 месяца назад +1

      He’s dead. But yea.

    • @lqr824
      @lqr824 4 месяца назад +1

      He was different but could be just as brutal, or even worse: his crack about the My Lai massacre just got a shocked intake of breath from the rehearsal audience and was cut from the broadcast

    • @GetsumJ
      @GetsumJ 3 месяца назад +1

      Norm is a legend.

  • @Tom-Morgan-Fun
    @Tom-Morgan-Fun 4 месяца назад +1

    Darker the funnier 😂😂😂

  • @stevielewis6092
    @stevielewis6092 4 месяца назад +13

    Yay in my book nothing is taboo when it comes to laughter if you can't make fun of it then it isn't worth having to begin with😂

    • @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript
      @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 4 месяца назад +1

      I tend to agree. Unless it’s something that’s just truly atrocious or slanderous/libelous.
      Drawn Together is a great example. Just hysterically awful racist/bigoted jokes. But you can’t be offended because that’s the point of the show! One of my favorites!

  • @albertpringle4918
    @albertpringle4918 9 месяцев назад +4

    1:16
    UP! UP!
    AND I'M GAY

  • @MyBestPalJimbo
    @MyBestPalJimbo 2 месяца назад +1

    What happens on a playground near the Vatican, *stays* on a playground near the Vatican.

  • @barryfinley8140
    @barryfinley8140 День назад +1

    Yea always yea. These guys are funny. We need more humor these days!! 6:57

  • @benjaminstubblefield2637
    @benjaminstubblefield2637 7 месяцев назад +1

    Use Kentucky in a sentence. “She’s not a Barbie. She’s a Kentucky!”

  • @koryesslinger1226
    @koryesslinger1226 11 месяцев назад +3

    3:00-3:05 I’m not surprised 😂😂

  • @NoGoingBack2024
    @NoGoingBack2024 11 месяцев назад +6

    lmao at the bathroom doors.

  • @kevindaniel7333
    @kevindaniel7333 11 месяцев назад +18

    Always funny!! Good delivery of the "stories"!!

  • @noodengr3three825
    @noodengr3three825 11 месяцев назад +4

    Tying her to the tracks great line i did not see coming

  • @brucewood4652
    @brucewood4652 10 месяцев назад +13

    Keep up the good work I love them both!

  • @der_ginger9888
    @der_ginger9888 6 месяцев назад +12

    I'm from Germany. Can someone explain me the BET joke. I didn't understand it.

    • @michaellyons9640
      @michaellyons9640 5 месяцев назад +6

      Black Entertainment Television

    • @lqr824
      @lqr824 4 месяца назад +5

      BET is Black Entertainment Television. "Diversity" is short-hand for having a representative mix of race and sex. The joke assumes that most of the staff is black, and implies that they'd therefore be forced to hire more whites. Personally I'm not a fan of this elective segregation. We were all African just 5000 generations ago so not sure why it matters what our hair color or eye color is. The US definitely needs to work, however, in equalizing educational attainment in K-12.

    • @bradwinfield5672
      @bradwinfield5672 2 месяца назад

      🤣

    • @DeltaStormYT
      @DeltaStormYT 2 месяца назад +1

      @@lqr824*cricket noises*

  • @EuroGuy85
    @EuroGuy85 11 месяцев назад +2

    Wait, I think Deshaun signed with the wrong Ohio team!

  • @kevincha9358
    @kevincha9358 7 месяцев назад

    Pure gold :)

  • @badassbrian11
    @badassbrian11 11 месяцев назад +3

    YAY ALL DAY

  • @itmike23662
    @itmike23662 10 месяцев назад +9

    Comedy they way it should be!

  • @markyoung1622
    @markyoung1622 10 месяцев назад +1

    this has been the the best comedy since sliced bread

    • @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript
      @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 4 месяца назад

      Opie and Anthony
      Howard Stern
      Ron and Fez
      Chip Chipperson
      Comedy Bang Bang
      Always Sunny
      Drawn Together
      Anything with Matt Berry
      Cop Show
      Zach Hadel episodes of Oneyplays
      American Dad
      Early Family Guy
      Reno 911
      It’s good but let’s not exaggerate!

  • @ArizonaSquatch
    @ArizonaSquatch 8 месяцев назад

    As a kid in the 70s having the ability to get the Malibu Chicken from the Sizzler made you feel like a rock star not gonna lie lol

  • @massimosquecco8956
    @massimosquecco8956 8 месяцев назад +1

    Daring! as I need it!

  • @jacefaulk8792
    @jacefaulk8792 11 месяцев назад +2

    Hilarious.

  • @davidmccarty6445
    @davidmccarty6445 11 месяцев назад +13

    You guys are funny as fuck, hell yeah 🎉🎉🎉

  • @turdwranglers2517
    @turdwranglers2517 9 месяцев назад +6

    Love the Bruce Jenner / Kaitlain Jenner joke !! .... I hope it's real !!!!

  • @porshaz911
    @porshaz911 Месяц назад +1

    Jokes- Yay

  • @JJNow-gg9so
    @JJNow-gg9so 11 месяцев назад +2

    Sizzler joke....EPIC

  • @CatSamurai99
    @CatSamurai99 10 месяцев назад +2

    the star wars orgy joke...i havent laughed so hard...

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 5 месяцев назад

      *Star Worgy

  • @andrewj.karaffa7080
    @andrewj.karaffa7080 10 месяцев назад +16

    The catholic church jokes are always on point! 😂😂😂

    • @dougiesherwin9591
      @dougiesherwin9591 9 месяцев назад +2

      But so obvious.

    • @sneezabonk
      @sneezabonk 15 дней назад +1

      So are the priests when they see young boys.

  • @JosephKosowski
    @JosephKosowski 11 месяцев назад +9

    I missed the “men’s room door ‘Rob’” joke…someone help me out.

    • @krayzeejojo
      @krayzeejojo 11 месяцев назад +11

      He’s a typical Kardashian.

    • @jg-bf7ik
      @jg-bf7ik 2 месяца назад

      I don't get it either... (And I don't know, but I doubt that Rob is a Kardashian!)

  • @ThomasWLalor
    @ThomasWLalor 11 месяцев назад +2

    ddOK. Good humour, boys.

  • @timw8646
    @timw8646 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is saving snl

  • @NevaUndaPressure
    @NevaUndaPressure 10 месяцев назад +1

    2:36 - 2:50 😂🤣🤭

  • @Mahuoqy
    @Mahuoqy 2 дня назад

    5:39 😂😂

  • @victoriathorne8252
    @victoriathorne8252 11 месяцев назад +1

    Hilarious

  • @justinsmith8860
    @justinsmith8860 Месяц назад +1

    Yay Yay Yay!!!!

  • @frankinator7571
    @frankinator7571 7 месяцев назад

    comedy is finally back

    • @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript
      @NotALiberalSoSkipTheScript 4 месяца назад

      Let’s not exaggerate. Listen to old Stern, Opie and Anthony, and Ron and Fez. Comedy Bang Bang Show and podcast is good if that’s your thing. Oneyplays with Zach Hadel.
      There’s good stuff if you look. But when you make comedy a business you always have to be “on brand”. When it can be voted on it’s always bad because people always want to be offended.
      Even the “anti-woke” crowd whines about anything remotely contrary.

  • @The-Silence-of-the-Sheep
    @The-Silence-of-the-Sheep 7 месяцев назад +1

    I know SNL is liberal as hell but these two guys kill me. The Transient Anus Jellyfish slayed me! 😂😂😂

  • @marydavis6990
    @marydavis6990 8 месяцев назад

    Norm Macdonald I'd not in heaven

  • @kobechromerefractor7093
    @kobechromerefractor7093 8 месяцев назад +2

    I have to like every episode to ensure I didn't skip any

  • @BUSHY33GRANTHAM
    @BUSHY33GRANTHAM 9 дней назад

    Yeh from OZ here!! These 2 Clasic guys, really kick butt with their polite cynicism. NO one is safe an that's how it should be in this silly precious woke world. Col an Mike as Trumps two new Ministers of truth laced with satire!! 😂😂👌👍

  • @FiveKnuckleShufflah
    @FiveKnuckleShufflah 10 месяцев назад

    When did joe paterno start working for the buckeyes... I thought he loved the brown eyes

  • @JimmysMoooom94
    @JimmysMoooom94 23 дня назад

    Snl, especially in the 80's, has never been funny to me. But this shit has me crying 😂😂

  • @HeWhoKnows777
    @HeWhoKnows777 9 месяцев назад +1

    I worked at sizzler 20 yrs ago. It was bankrupt then!!!

  • @JenniferMaglio-bn3wp
    @JenniferMaglio-bn3wp 8 месяцев назад

    My boyfriend and his friends who are older watch with me we even make an evening out at friends.

  • @Da1Krysez
    @Da1Krysez 10 месяцев назад +2

    Che needs to stop paying attention to the audience. It's why Jost's delivery is always so much better...he doesn't care.

  • @bill-fk7tl
    @bill-fk7tl 2 месяца назад

    Actually none of them are particularly dark at all

  • @avileosalas7294
    @avileosalas7294 8 месяцев назад

    F'n yay!

  • @Kcconnor
    @Kcconnor 7 месяцев назад +1

    Yay. I guess I’m the only one who reads the headline above their head
    Oops I’m sorry, I didn’t read far enough down the comments.

  • @duanestrickler6814
    @duanestrickler6814 3 месяца назад

    Ok, for the record, boars are males and don't have babies. Sows are females and have babies. Just sayin'. Don't get your panties in a bunch, people.

    • @leaaugusta9924
      @leaaugusta9924 3 месяца назад +1

      For domesticated hogs, yes. This was about wild boar, which is a different animal.

  • @tomsherrer9360
    @tomsherrer9360 9 месяцев назад

    Yay!! Always

  • @learemington1700
    @learemington1700 8 месяцев назад

    Is it just me but does Colin Jost look like Donnie Osmond

  • @anonymousYTviewer69
    @anonymousYTviewer69 7 месяцев назад

    0:55 che liked that old nickelodeon show???

  • @edgarfigueiredo579
    @edgarfigueiredo579 3 месяца назад

    Cops in San Diego are crazy. Not even surprised that they assaulted a guy for going pp...it wouldn't matter if he was black,red,or purple.

  • @pq_az
    @pq_az Месяц назад

    3:29 🕎חזק ביותר😂🤣

  • @TheJrm1111
    @TheJrm1111 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is not two weeks old. This is a lot of mishmash older stuff.

  • @morningstar8651
    @morningstar8651 10 месяцев назад +1

    Yay!!!!

  • @TonilynnLombardo-mo7se
    @TonilynnLombardo-mo7se 2 месяца назад

    Get over YOURSELF lol