Weekend Update *BEST OFFENSIVE JOKES* 💀

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  • Опубликовано: 13 фев 2023
  • A compilation of my favourite jokes from 2022-23.
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  • @DrClawizdead
    @DrClawizdead Год назад +532

    Half of the comments on this video are telling people not to be offended, but there are NO comments by anyone that is offended. Fucking hilarious!

    • @TorchTaylor21
      @TorchTaylor21 Год назад +11

      it's wild really lol

    • @SceneWins
      @SceneWins Год назад +5

      I was just scrolling to find one. Hahahaha

    • @issorlol
      @issorlol Год назад +31

      @August they're at a comedy show absolutely no one is offended life gets so much better when we stop making up ghosts to fight

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 Год назад +4

      this discussion is offensive

    • @jj947
      @jj947 Год назад

      Honestly anti-PC people are on more of a hair trigger than PC people

  • @zenopsy0149
    @zenopsy0149 8 месяцев назад +103

    I love watching these two try to get each other in trouble. It's hysterical

  • @Baileemariiee
    @Baileemariiee Год назад +356

    The joke is on another level of good when Michael has to tell the audience it’s not real

  • @brandonthegoat1238
    @brandonthegoat1238 Год назад +498

    I love how when Che offends the crowd he knows the joke is good 😂😂😂

  • @darkknight7545
    @darkknight7545 Год назад +101

    3:11… it’s the “why” at the end that cracks me up every time!!!!!

  • @sadas3190
    @sadas3190 5 месяцев назад +51

    I like how Che doesn't just write absolute career enders for Jost, but then actively piles on with the crowd.

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 Год назад +41

    "thats pretty racist Colin". 😂

  • @eurovianmutt
    @eurovianmutt 11 месяцев назад +150

    Jost and Che are great at writing jokes for each other. Jost once said to Che about the jokes Che wrote for him “you are going to get me killed.”

    • @jordynstief3225
      @jordynstief3225 2 месяца назад +3

      No, he said, "You're going to get me murdered."

    • @bradleyb123
      @bradleyb123 2 месяца назад +2

      I loved it when Che said some pro-police jokes or something... Colin Jost said, "people know how to find you on Instagram, right?"

  • @TheCablife
    @TheCablife 4 месяца назад +23

    It’s peak comedy when Che writes a really racist joke for Colin to tell and then chastises him for telling a racist joke.

    • @Hadfield15
      @Hadfield15 2 месяца назад +5

      That’s some next level gaslighting lmfao

  • @kris4637
    @kris4637 Год назад +32

    I saw somebody's comment saying "these two writes jokes for each other that Norm used to write for himself"... Couldn't be more true 😂😂

  • @blake1896
    @blake1896 10 месяцев назад +17

    I died @1:32, When the picture said *”Woman Discovers She Had 2nd Vagina” 🤣😭🤣😭*

    • @edswope28
      @edswope28 Месяц назад

      Go google it. Its a real thing. Very rare, but still real.

  • @chrisflaherty8991
    @chrisflaherty8991 Год назад +136

    "Incidentally, chimpanzee culture is what my grandfather calls hip-hop." That's funny as hell.

    • @mark6302
      @mark6302 Год назад +10

      the "WHY?" at the end hahaha

    • @anti_fascist
      @anti_fascist Год назад +4

      Your profile pic tells you would have found that funny

    • @chrisflaherty8991
      @chrisflaherty8991 Год назад +5

      @@anti_fascist Indeed I do.

    • @blackeye3336
      @blackeye3336 10 месяцев назад

      ​@mark6302 the why made it way less funny like he was apologizing shoulda just laughed or said sum like I agree with him that woulda been funny af it's not offensive if ur bein too nice

    • @blackeye3336
      @blackeye3336 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@anti_fascistyour profile name tells u don't have many friends s

  • @tylerbushong3452
    @tylerbushong3452 Год назад +101

    That Lethal Weapon joke NEVER gets old!

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 Год назад +8

      Neither does watching Weekend Update

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 Год назад +30

    Impersonating a police officer joke was on point

  • @ryleeevans6211
    @ryleeevans6211 5 месяцев назад +12

    my fav is when Che says "Its not REAL!" to reassure them 😂

  • @ashleyboehm8538
    @ashleyboehm8538 5 месяцев назад +21

    These two are hilarious! If only SNL could regain it's comedy like these two.

    • @jayandree4361
      @jayandree4361 Месяц назад +1

      They are writers on the show too. They need to write more or have their own show

  • @Lori-lp6uc
    @Lori-lp6uc 5 месяцев назад +24

    "Cops like coffee black with a couple of shots in it" These guys are horrible!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Hadfield15
      @Hadfield15 2 месяца назад +2

      Hey, these guys clearly like their humour like how cops like their coffee. Dark
      No complaints tho, it was hilarious

  • @DesiS16
    @DesiS16 Год назад +36

    Who’s offended? Nobody on here lol. Why does everyone keep saying stop being offended? I think it’s ok guy’s lol. This was funny as Fck. 😂😂😂

    • @melrobertson2743
      @melrobertson2743 Год назад +1

      I think they're referring to the people in the audience

  • @BrettB.
    @BrettB. Год назад +98

    These 2 need their own show.

    • @ryanstocks4298
      @ryanstocks4298 Год назад +14

      They literally have one. It's called Weekend Update

    • @ca5611
      @ca5611 9 месяцев назад +3

      This is the only part of SNL that's funny anymore

  • @shellthomas3123
    @shellthomas3123 Год назад +18

    This is the best part of SNL

  • @crisespinoza1979
    @crisespinoza1979 Год назад +21

    I'm offended that this video wasn't longer!! Hilarious! 😂😂

  • @Spitfyre1011
    @Spitfyre1011 4 месяца назад +9

    I’ve never felt so proud to be a pumpkin-spice-scented trash bag 😂

  • @DigitalCrystalline
    @DigitalCrystalline Год назад +12

    The CIA podcast joke is fucking legendary

  • @bobbifreedman2435
    @bobbifreedman2435 Год назад +17

    Michael’s jokes for Colin slay me.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 Год назад +1

      And the fact that it goes past Weekend Update too, these 2 are hilarious

  • @fattybuccha72190
    @fattybuccha72190 5 месяцев назад +23

    We need more skits like these. We need to bring back humor no matter who complains.

  • @blackeye3336
    @blackeye3336 10 месяцев назад +5

    4:30 finally a good black joke 😂 best one ive heard recently

  • @og775
    @og775 5 месяцев назад +9

    I know I'm going to hell I laughed at every joke!

  • @badwolfhunter221b
    @badwolfhunter221b Год назад +19

    Will absolutely be using pumpkin spice scented trash bags forever now.

    • @Tubalcain422
      @Tubalcain422 Год назад +5

      the perfect comeback to that: “What?”
      Then say “What?” Each time they say it.

  • @junglemutt8022
    @junglemutt8022 Год назад +18

    Che’s dark humor is awesome xD

    • @paulleckner9148
      @paulleckner9148 4 месяца назад

      He comes off as rough and tough but we all know he is suave and smooth.

  • @Dorelaxen
    @Dorelaxen Год назад +8

    "I didn't do it!"

  • @hozephaabdoulaly3103
    @hozephaabdoulaly3103 Год назад +5

    You guys are killing me every single time 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 Год назад +36

    Love these two. They really do their best to offend and it's all done in the name of humour.

  • @Wrathlon
    @Wrathlon 11 месяцев назад +6

    "Also worried about women losing too much weight? Black guys"
    That fucking look he gives rofl

  • @Jdtv689
    @Jdtv689 9 месяцев назад +1

    That monkey joke is fire😊

  • @fuzzy121
    @fuzzy121 Год назад +12

    These guys are hilarious.

  • @christhecommentator3411
    @christhecommentator3411 Год назад +20

    The marrocco joke was so good lol 😂😂😂

    • @mr.meowgi9444
      @mr.meowgi9444 Год назад +1

      Except for the fact that the unpaid workers gig was handled by South Asians, not Africans
      Don’t know about you but I like my jokes when they are based on some semblance of reality

  • @Dk-kz1vy
    @Dk-kz1vy 4 месяца назад +3

    So basically its just Michael Che, and colin Jost reading jokes michael che wrote for him

  • @trevoradams8675
    @trevoradams8675 Год назад +13

    Thanks to Weekend update for keeping comedy alive.

  • @davidlillecrapp2960
    @davidlillecrapp2960 5 месяцев назад +1

    Am I watching SNL clips again?
    I love it!

  • @vortexathletic
    @vortexathletic 11 месяцев назад +14

    It’s mildly infuriating that I can see the next headline after the joke, and they skip to a different one 😂

  • @mowright6892
    @mowright6892 Год назад +31

    Sad part is the video ends before the MLK joke. That’s the most brutal joke these two have ever said

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Год назад +2

      There's another similar compilation I saw that got it in there. Truly a great

  • @muyagichigi_II
    @muyagichigi_II Год назад +2

    I'm in tears😂😂

  • @philzeredwards4842
    @philzeredwards4842 Месяц назад

    Che and Jost together are absolute genius! THEE BEST!

  • @TheKeenTribe
    @TheKeenTribe Год назад +8

    This is the funniest SNL has been in a long time!

    • @nicolasfeduccia3954
      @nicolasfeduccia3954 6 месяцев назад +1

      Its literally the only reason to watch just like the only reason to watch colbert is the monologue

  • @philipmartin3411
    @philipmartin3411 Год назад +5

    Gotta love this humour

  • @sergeymakarov3301
    @sergeymakarov3301 Год назад +572

    It's just jokes. Laugh and get over it

    • @HogEnjoyer
      @HogEnjoyer Год назад +35

      jeez why are you already offended😂

    • @namedoesntmatter4923
      @namedoesntmatter4923 Год назад +1

      @qasqer1004you are subbed to Idubbbz and pewdiepie and only now you are concerned about racism?

    • @makaiwise4609
      @makaiwise4609 Год назад +4

      NO, I AM THOROUGHLY OFFENDED FOR AT JOKES THAT HAVE FUCK ALL TO DO WITH ME

    • @coachtali5151
      @coachtali5151 Год назад +4

      Ok tough guy that's why I'm here...

    • @_will.i.am_
      @_will.i.am_ Год назад +15

      @Seriously? ❄️

  • @TheADzioba
    @TheADzioba 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Let me start off with two words: Made in America!" - President Joe Biden.

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras Год назад +6

    7:02~ Colin, it's pronounced nonce andrew

  • @Humuhumunukunukuapaa
    @Humuhumunukunukuapaa 5 месяцев назад +3

    You cut off the epstien joke it ends like this....
    "Rest in power king. I'll take it from here."

  • @HelgeStrichen
    @HelgeStrichen 4 месяца назад +4

    What the hell was that intermission

    • @ozzykrahn806
      @ozzykrahn806 Месяц назад

      trumpers pissed off biden is winning

  • @miguelbarrera8637
    @miguelbarrera8637 5 месяцев назад +3

    If an SNL actor has to tell the audience that is a joke, that shit is serious.

    • @pasques
      @pasques Месяц назад

      When an SNL comedian tells the audience that its a joke, they're doing an impression of every Republican.
      What? It's just a joke.

  • @mr.mcnerdo
    @mr.mcnerdo 5 месяцев назад +2

    1:33
    Did Colin just call himself a racist? LMFatAO

  • @ryanpulliam8987
    @ryanpulliam8987 10 месяцев назад +2

    Is every news anchor just required to hold a pencil?

  • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
    @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter Год назад +8

    “Something tells me that cops like their coffin black with a couple of shots in it”.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣TOO SOON!🤣🤣🤣

  • @teebed-stuy3819
    @teebed-stuy3819 10 месяцев назад +3

    These two are just Damm funny

  • @daniyell
    @daniyell Год назад +4

    I LOVE THIS CROWD

  • @error4v0r47
    @error4v0r47 4 месяца назад +3

    I can’t tell sometimes if Colin and Michael are trying not to laugh or just waiting for the audience to stop laughing.

  • @jennifermolina4396
    @jennifermolina4396 4 месяца назад +1

    I love that real jokes are still out there.

  • @bluebear9228
    @bluebear9228 6 месяцев назад +2

    Pumpkin spice trash bags 😂😂😂

  • @OnTheWaySoon
    @OnTheWaySoon 11 месяцев назад +1

    Absolutely hilarious.

  • @mark6302
    @mark6302 Год назад

    when he gestures with the pencil xD

  • @richardmartin2162
    @richardmartin2162 5 месяцев назад

    Not sure whats better. The jokes or them reacting to the joke, and the fact that they write for each other. Its almost like they're trying to get canceled, and its hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

  • @cspetronilho
    @cspetronilho Месяц назад

    1:29 the way Colin mocks the audience 😂

  • @victoriathorne8252
    @victoriathorne8252 Год назад

    They’re so hilarious

  • @boofington4260
    @boofington4260 10 месяцев назад +6

    Including a 20 second still image of a cringe facebook political meme was definitely a good idea

  • @KaterinUA5
    @KaterinUA5 5 месяцев назад +3

    The funniest thing about offensive jokes is that the most offended people actually are the ones outside the group. Example? Chris Rock made an offensive joke about Jada Pinkett Smith, but he got slapped by her husband instead...

  • @headred76
    @headred76 3 месяца назад

    These two are great!

  • @burrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
    @burrrrrrrrrrrrrrp Год назад +7

    Finally something actually funny on RUclips

  • @blackeye3336
    @blackeye3336 10 месяцев назад +1

    6:27 that was a good one

  • @RebelRebel420
    @RebelRebel420 5 месяцев назад +2

    Jost and Che are the male equivelant of Amy Poehler and Tina Fey

  • @carlhicksjr8401
    @carlhicksjr8401 Год назад +6

    Speaking as an old guy who grew up with Redd Fox and Richard Pryor and who's family mixed race, 'pumpkin spice trash bag' IS a pretty good hack on a lot of white girls I dated..... 😅

    • @nicolasfeduccia3954
      @nicolasfeduccia3954 6 месяцев назад +1

      Im white and it definitely goes for everyone ive ever dated or any Mediterranean women who tried to act white lol 😂

    • @johnfuller5145
      @johnfuller5145 4 месяца назад

      ❤8

  • @dbspears225
    @dbspears225 5 месяцев назад +2

    Great jokes

  • @blackeye3336
    @blackeye3336 10 месяцев назад

    5:42 def a dodge driver 😂

  • @johannesschutz1571
    @johannesschutz1571 5 месяцев назад +1

    I wish we had a show like this here in Germany 😂😂

  • @Travissmith-nc9ms
    @Travissmith-nc9ms Месяц назад

    Hope they never get rid of this.. its comedy in its purest form

  • @death5talker45
    @death5talker45 10 месяцев назад +2

    Comedy Gold

  • @Cynim
    @Cynim Месяц назад

    Offensive jokes (again: JOKES)? I’m in!!

  • @BoBnfishy
    @BoBnfishy Год назад +6

    "that was pretty racist Colin"

  • @hesayshesayhowboutmesay
    @hesayshesayhowboutmesay Год назад +2

    I love them😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisbetancourt7111
    @chrisbetancourt7111 10 месяцев назад +1

    5:27 oh come on you had the perfect opportunity to call it either a food truck or meal on wheels

  • @cspetronilho
    @cspetronilho Месяц назад

    6:26 Someone laughed like a tire break 😂😂😂

  • @daevydjae
    @daevydjae Месяц назад

    4:01 That was f*cking awesome! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wendymiles3454
    @wendymiles3454 Год назад +2

    A pointed stare ensues

  • @Dillinfraser-jz6if
    @Dillinfraser-jz6if 10 месяцев назад +1

    Oh my. Let me say two words.
    Made in America! Had me rollen

  • @Doc_Trancy
    @Doc_Trancy Год назад +4

    Well, I am trash and I had the nickname the Great Pumpkin in high school

  • @davidjohnstone7665
    @davidjohnstone7665 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @nonotthatoneguy
    @nonotthatoneguy Год назад +6

    IIRC, most of these jokes were written for each other.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 Год назад +1

      Most of them yeah, the Joke Swaps are amazing

  • @samfusaro2360
    @samfusaro2360 5 месяцев назад +1

    Well that makes him a very smart man

  • @apersonyakam969
    @apersonyakam969 28 дней назад

    3:49 was hilarious

  • @StephanieDiazcortez-jc2li
    @StephanieDiazcortez-jc2li Год назад +2

    And they all in keep coming back to me

  • @Hadfield15
    @Hadfield15 2 месяца назад

    These guys are hilarious. I find it insane how they write these jokes for each other, only for it to be something really messed up 😂
    And yes, I do have a sense of humour

  • @christinaFaith84
    @christinaFaith84 8 дней назад

    Soulds like jokes the 90s would love!

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 5 месяцев назад

    Friendly reminder that the two hosts here write jokes for each other!

  • @MiguellaGorilla
    @MiguellaGorilla 11 месяцев назад +5

    6:45 why is there a Facebook Boomer tier meme. That was literally never on update

  • @williamthomas4386
    @williamthomas4386 13 дней назад

    I love these jokes

  • @OGslays
    @OGslays 5 месяцев назад +3

    I miss when people could handle something this hilariously good. Instead this makes people cry now and that makes it so funny I cry too now

  • @Runeforged
    @Runeforged 5 месяцев назад +2

    These are great. It’s nice to see real comedy still exists.

  • @1Vampire35
    @1Vampire35 8 месяцев назад +1

    These guys are cool!!! ROFLMBO

  • @user-md2hh8fs6r
    @user-md2hh8fs6r 5 месяцев назад +1

    You guys are hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol 😂I

  • @rickdagrexican7351
    @rickdagrexican7351 4 месяца назад +2

    Man was the text for The Biden up on screen for a long time. Guess they had to make sure that republicans had enough time to finish reading it.😂