Yes, "superman was abandoned by his parents as a victim, not as a baby... :D A bit hard to hear, but thinking about the joke it's pretty easy to understand
It's a bit weird. You can tell from the images behind them that quite a lot of these jokes are being told one after the other, effectively part of the same sequence... except for some reason the editor has reshuffled them into a different order. Why bother reordering if you were going to include them anyway?
I crossed the border from Nuevo Laredo to Laredo, Texas in 1983, and the customs official in Laredo tried to confiscate a dildo that I had in my luggage, saying that it was illegal in Texas, and he placed it on the table erect so that everyone could see it. I told him that I had bought it in San Francisco and that it was supposed to be a gift for a friend in Mexico City, who happened to be out of town when I was visiting, and this is true. He then let me keep it but warned me not to carry it with me when crossing the border. I had bought it for my friend because supposedly dildos are actually illegal in Mexico, but I now know that you can have 6 dildos in Texas.
Gun registry? Yeah, you're definitely Hollywood and very clearly married to Scarlett Johansson (which is hilarious because of how many guns she uses in movies... "rules for thee but not for me").
@@sue7734 lol that wasn't a joke, that was a commentary that Hollywood likes to repeat over and over again with false statistics. Your comment really shows who is dense.
@@AlexG-kp1ss Oh please do! When you get to the “real life” part, make sure to really emphasize about how he’s been a script writer for SNL for almost 2 decades and writes his own jokes.
One of the greatest comedy duos of all time.
Congratulations to the person writing the subtitles, those English lessons are really paying off
Yes, "superman was abandoned by his parents as a victim, not as a baby... :D A bit hard to hear, but thinking about the joke it's pretty easy to understand
Free the slaves a Gedden?
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for most of colin's jokes, you can hear Michael start laughing before the punchline comes
Because he sees Colin's face as he reads it before saying it.
'Whats wrong w/ U man?' - my deth ❤
That "Goodbye" is a dialup throwback
So damned funny!! Thank you SNL
Yes! Nice to have humor for pure laughters sake.
38 states will have dinner ready on time. 😂😂😂
It's a bit weird. You can tell from the images behind them that quite a lot of these jokes are being told one after the other, effectively part of the same sequence... except for some reason the editor has reshuffled them into a different order. Why bother reordering if you were going to include them anyway?
Must be for getting around copyright issues
@@suliwa670 I hadn't thought of that. You might well be right.
You sound fun
You're not exactly a paragon of excitement yourself. @@russcontact
It actually is copy write issues. Either shuffle them or break them up into 4 minute segments.
This is the only thing funny on SNL. They should have to write each other's jokes for every Weekend Update. Hilarious 😂
Dr. King and Rosa Parks jokes were the best.
This is beyond funny.
Collin knew his wife was going to get even for that😂
These guys are SO funny, I ache from laughing.
Fox News would never use the word "Undocumented."
The clip on gets me every time
It's funny how a black guy writes the best racist jokes.
I crossed the border from Nuevo Laredo to Laredo, Texas in 1983, and the customs official in Laredo tried to confiscate a dildo that I had in my luggage, saying that it was illegal in Texas, and he placed it on the table erect so that everyone could see it. I told him that I had bought it in San Francisco and that it was supposed to be a gift for a friend in Mexico City, who happened to be out of town when I was visiting, and this is true. He then let me keep it but warned me not to carry it with me when crossing the border. I had bought it for my friend because supposedly dildos are actually illegal in Mexico, but I now know that you can have 6 dildos in Texas.
Wait - Elmo is at Times Square? I didn't see him when I was there thankfully. He scares me lol
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7:45 ...I am sceptical that Google Earth can show you satellite images from 40 years ago when GE has only been around since 2005.
Maybe they bought older sat images.
What? GE had been around since the late 1800s
@@unrealuknow864 Google Earth.
In the beginning, there was google. And it’ll be here long after we’re all gone.
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whoa, pretty racist colin
@mellocello187yeah it’s a line from the video
Not a careful person, witness to 48hrs
This didn't age well for puff doody.
They are the only funny ones😮
These AI generated subtitles are awful
Gun registry? Yeah, you're definitely Hollywood and very clearly married to Scarlett Johansson (which is hilarious because of how many guns she uses in movies... "rules for thee but not for me").
🙄🙄🙄 If you are so dense that you think a skit on a comedy show is real, then you shouldn't own a gun.
@@sue7734 lol that wasn't a joke, that was a commentary that Hollywood likes to repeat over and over again with false statistics. Your comment really shows who is dense.
@@sue7734 You are projecting. Why don't you buy yourself a nice handgun?
Do I have to explain the difference between acting and real life?
@@AlexG-kp1ss Oh please do! When you get to the “real life” part, make sure to really emphasize about how he’s been a script writer for SNL for almost 2 decades and writes his own jokes.
I know I'm going to He!l I keep laughing at all the jokes and pause so I can collect myself and not miss any punch lines.