Aziz Ansari and Jimmy Dramatically Read More Bad Yelp Reviews
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Aziz and Jimmy take turns reading real Yelp reviews and replies with a dramatic flourish.
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Aziz Ansari and Jimmy Dramatically Read More Bad Yelp Reviews
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...have you heard about our loyalty program? - Best way to end any Yelp Business Response
tiefsa true
Smart business decision right there
Too true. The person was there seven times. Why not get something out of it? Heck, I haven't been to a lot of places I *LIKE* seven times
I was burned by yelp and folks need to be warned
Aziz needs an oscar for the last one. Seriously guys, he didn't blink once that entire monologue. Crazy
It wasn't a monologue
Aziz's voice is as if he is always on helium 🤣
Hilarious though! 😆
i watched this over and over .... tears every time ...
I love reading Amazon reviews. I have to add Yelp!
Scripted or not, this was magnificent, my respect to the writters. And Aziz is one of the best comedians, I got a six pack from laughing xDDDDDD
Read some of the reviews on Yelp. They are unbelievable.
Honestly, I could watch this all day
In this episode, we learned that boning doesn't have to be censored.
Who else gets mixed up between Jimmy Kimmel and this Jimmy ?
Its easy: Jimmy Kimmel is the Wal-Mart version of Jimmy Fallon #ThereISaidIt
lmao just remember this. Kimmel is funny and Fallon thinks everything is funny. All the fake laughs and shit
"Its easy: Jimmy Kimmel is the Wal-Mart version of Jimmy Fallon"
Nice try Matt damon
Bijoy Shah You can criticise him for finding everything funny, or you can criticise him for faking laughter. You objectively cannot accuse him of both.
I think Fallon is much funnier.
He was my favorite on parks and recreation
lol in Australia you'd pay $12 just for the Snapple, piss off bro.
Aziz did some amazing acting right there! =D
whoa! Dentists aren't supposed to kick you in the teeth
crazy dentist: councilman jam
Let's give Aziz a late night talk show!
Y’all!! Aziz is damn good!
The last one is perfect!
Damn. The radiator wizard got mad philosophical with that shit.
He's a real wizard first and a radiator second.
Where the hell can I get a Chicken parmesan, ziti, bread, and a Snapple for 12$.
All of that would be $20.00 in my City.
Sean Macy I know right!!! Ha
And tiny Utensils… Sounds fun to me
$12 is CHEAP!!!!
Houston isn't exactly known for pricey foods and I'm still like, "Okay, but where is that because that sounds like a great deal."
"Looks like you have holes in your story... And your teeth" 😂😂🤣🤣
I lost it when they read the dentist one LOL
CKR The King I was crying laughing. No more customer is always right bs.
I'd make Dr. Goldman my dentist for that sick burn.
Is it common for dentists to let their patients watch movies while they're working? I've never heard of that before.
Idk about movies but I've watched cable at the dentist
Shannon Bennie parks and rec
The last one... Aziz deserves an award for that 👏
Tara M should be top comment
Charles Ross did someone piss in your coffee?
Charles Ross Chill dude
Tara M I liked this because I was the 1000th like
Charles Ross is an internet tough guy who's lying to himself
if Aziz had a radio show or podcast.... that would be epic.
At least we have Master of none
Simon he has a tv show
Simon Natcho average podcast
PhantomPikachu This comment made me so happy. Where they rate different kinds of nachos.
Simon I would be a faithful listener. He is hilarious.
People talk about Morgan Freeman
People talk about Sean Connery
little do they know that it is Aziz who owns the most recognizable voice in the world.
you hear that high-pitch scream and just "fuckin' Aziz, man!"
You also got Kevin Hart.
aye, chris rock too
not too sure about that one,, i had to actually look up who the hell he was,,,uuuggg,,, really....
dentist one was savage
Kabir Chandowalia i
Sounds like an awesome place to get my teeth done. I never get films during cavities let alone nudity. Just be grateful damn 😂
Best. Segment. Ever.
Brian Sierzega I was going to comment but you beat me to it 🤜🤛🏻
SOUR S4G haha! I got lucky and caught it early 👍🏼👊🏼
SOUR S4G 3-1-14 fast and accurate
cooper cooper he was great in Human Giant
Dude, neezmo from Broken Duck Podcast needs his own show. well I guess he has one, but he needs his own TV show. He's fine as hell. Love Love Love him.
The Team of Aziz,&,Jimmy Are Totally Priceless,Awesome,&,Hilarious When it Comes to These
Who else is convinced that Ron Swanson is the real Radiator Wizard?
👨🏽
🤣 🤣
Do more of these videos with Aziz ansari.
Here's volume one: ruclips.net/video/CgUrRqQ2w_M/видео.html
The owners’ responses kind of make me want to visit these places 😂😂😂😂
IKR LOL 😂
3:46 WTF Jimmy was doing ?!!
Original Recipe ORIGINUUUULL
Original Recipe he was going to talk about how the dentist burned the patient(due to the previous one) but aziz took it another way
*Whispers breathily over a 3 dollar microphone* "Original Recipe"
Original Recipe diughhhh
He was practicing his boning routine
"im just tryna get my cavity filled" - Jimmy 2017 careful what u wish for jimmy lol
At 3:45 Fallon was dancing like he was listening to 1990's rap music. He definitely has some of the funniest unplanned moments.
Praise the people who wrote these yelp reviews🙌
Praise the business owners.
Makes me want to look up yelp reviews.
This company is very very rude on chat…
This company is very very rude on chat the agent name was Brandon R. he left me on hold for 30 mins. Trying to be nice and explain that I was not just a online business but a local business also. After, a few exchanged questions he got silent and started ignoring me. I would not recommend them to no business.
@@oprahio "This company" ?
WAT
"holes in your story and your teeth" HOLY ROAST
5:19 is the best part of the damn video😂
"Get my cavity filled"
Yeah. Reeeeal original :-/
I Loved That Aziz Had to Stand up For That 2nd to Last Part,That Just Made it Even Funnier
Aziz is just my favorite person
that should be your mom. My fav person is...
(your mom)
Stones Jones yessir
5:20 I have never seen Jimmy be more human 👌
Ayaan Siddiqui Sad but true
Adam Rycroft Metallica! Niiice!
hahaha cute
The Singularity is here, folks!
~( 8-{0 >
"I just want to get my cavity filled'
Best segment. More Aziz pleeeeaaase!
I can't wait for Master Of None 2 🍌
boiiiiiiii
Marcos Amparo
I always see you everywhere. Classy choice btw.
same!! can't wait! such a good show!
31 minutes or more
Marcos Amparo you are everywhere
Aziz really channeled his inner Ron Swanson on that last one
That last one should've been read be Nick Offerman/Ron Swanson!
Naw, Ron ain't vengeful, he's indifferent. He would explain the problem right down to the letter and then end it with "good day". He doesn't get angry unless you did something blasphemous and at that point, he wouldn't settle in on the internet. He would settle it where you stand.
I'm LITERALLY watching parks and rec right now
Raindrop !! same seen up to season 5 in 2 weeks good show
Raindrop !!
Really? I thought you were watching this video.
Raindrop !! treat yoself
how.you're watching this
Jose Caceres multiple devices, would be my guess!
I don't know why a dentist would even have a nudity movie for older patients. that's just weird
Maybe she has happy ending specials
I’m thinking..never have I been offered a variety of movies at the dentist?!?!
For variety... I don't see anything wrong with that.
5:07 "When you take a bone and shove it..."
"Whoa! Hey! I just wanna get my 'cavity' filled." 😉
Uhh... why aren’t there more of these skits?!?? It’s AMAZING!!!
Aziz, you weren't bleeped out my friend :)
I love reading negative reviews. But to have them read to me... This is what RUclips is for
In some of Aziz's readings, there were hints of Joe Pesci!
And the Emmy goes to ... Aziz, for radiator wizard!! 👏🏻
Yours truly, the radiator wizard! Epic reading! Absolutely hysterical!!
Radiator Wizard: The Movie coming to theaters near you this fall
Aziz needs to play the villain in a movie
I see Aziz I click.
Aziz deserves an academy just for that last one!
They should make a show like the old Seinfeld program and star Aziz
Aziz is PERFECT for doing these! A true comedy god.
wait, what? do people see films when they go to the dentist? wtf
you can watch a movie during a dentist appointment ?! wow never knew that
"I just came to get my cavity filled" - Jimmy
I WAS DYING!! LMAO!
the last one killed me. I was crying laughing the entire time. it really took an unexpected turn towards the end. 😂😂
"I just want to get my cavity filled." LMFAOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Greatest tonight show segment by far. They should do this at least once a week.
Funniest thing on Fallon in forever😂😂😂
Aziza is SUCH a great actor! Loved this skit
Who else thinks that Aziz could play Beast Boy ? XDXDXD
Aziz cracks me up, so I hope pointing this out doesn't upset anyone. When he stuttered, my first thought was "Wow, he should play Porky Pig in the new Space Jam. That was almost spot on."
Radiator Wizard don't play around
I loved this segement. It was so funny. I heard about it from Broken Duck Podcast and ended up following the link. I usually never pause my broken duck podcasts, so I expected it to be funny and it was. Thanks Azizi baby. by the way, soundcloud.com/user-525895621 that's broken duck, because people keep asking me what the fuck is a broken duck. Search for Broken Duck iTunes too. Don't listen to Vox Humana unless you are prepared to hear some very weird shit. I guess the guy Kahneezmo, neezmo whatever, was going to blow his brains out and decided not too, because he came across a duck that was nearly killed. it was all smashed to pieces, either way, he decided not to blow his brains out and has been doing this podcast. Vox Humana takes you into this guys head. enjoy, and I love you Aziz!!
Why would you let the public read the "reviews" before the invited guest gets to do it. They ruin the "punchline"
Snow Republic exactly what I was thinking. Just ruins the whole thing. The stupid crowd is laughing even before Aziz starts reading..
Jimmy,&,Aziz Really Need to do More of These,These Are Fucking Hilarious
Lmao, it sounded like he said
"Oh Jeeze, I'm sorry everybody!" itstead of "Aziz Ansari! Everybody!"
Hahaha, Jimmy! Stop drinking and partying so much bro! Your brain cells are obviously lacking! Haha
He seems so much more like a bumbling fool now than when he first started. Love the guy tho, lol
Pleeeease do this segment more. I need more of this!
Aziz is a brilliant writer and performer.
holes in your story and your teeth, lol #savageoftheyearnominee
In my fantasy Jimmy gets John Malkovitch for this bit. It would be epic.
I could watch Aziz doing these all day!
I can't breathe from laughing so hard
Aziz is a gem. 😂
@ 5:32 who else hears the laugh track cut out?
Jimmy wasn't really that dramatic. Aziz? Killed it.
I can't stop laughing with Aziz😂😂😂
Aziz sounds like he's always on helium.
Aziz is always hilarious!
I LOVE THIS SEGMENTTTTT!!
I Love These Dramatic Readings
JIMMY! PLEASE bring in people who give bad Yelp reviews!! I personally got a bad yelp review last week and it is half truths, half lies. The details that are relevant are always left out! I don't think people realize that they are writing about real people and real feelings can get hurt.
more of this segment please 😂😂😂
MARRY ME AZIZ! 💍 I love his humor! He’s incredibly handsome and so very kind! 😘
Yeesss!!! U are very right... He's very HANDSOME.. He's mad FUNNY
Emily Holman perfect hubby!!!!
WTF these owners are ruthless
MAN OH MAN I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE SECOND SEGMENT OF THIS FOR SO LONG!!!!!!!
"A LITTLE BOY!"
Aziz got a little scary there at the end :/
That last comment was really funny.I IN FAVOR OF SENDING IT TO VIA TWITTER TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
".. a LITTLE BOY" LMAO.
"B-O-N-I-N-G!"
😂 He's too much.
"I started this business in 1985..." Lol i had to pause because i fell out of my chair crying laughing
everybody on teh planet needs to watch this
the last one killed me !!!!
aziz is truly an entertainer