Aziz Ansari Stand-Up Monologue - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
- Host Aziz Ansari describes how different groups of people have reacted to Donald Trump's election.
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Aziz hit the nail on the head so many times he could have built a cabinet
Or a powerful wall.
Jack Hopey savage without mercy
He did a great job. But anyone can build a cabinet. Some (cough cough Trump) not as well as others.
ahepperl cough cough, how many cabinet builders can build and manage multibillion real estate empire.
You mean about all the hate crimes being committed by turds who HATE TRUMP but none being committed by the Trumps side?
And this is why Aziz is where he is WOW man what a monologue
monearthe$ lol and where is he? A step above Ron white.
monearthe$ love you Ron white
He's alright but he's no Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock
Helen 4080 he's not trying to be.
Yeah this had me dying. Can't wait for Season 2 of Master of None
I've never really paid much attention to Aziz Ansari, except for Parks and Rec. But if this monologue's indicative of the quality of his work, I've been missing out.
NicoleAshley his TV show Master of None is so good :)
Netflix his stand-up specials on Netflix. Also fantastic.
Go to bed, Aziz.
You've been missing out... he's pretty hilarious :)
Late reply, but I've seen Aziz's stand up and it doesn't get nearly as political as this set- which is exactly why I love Aziz here and his monologue.
That was really well put. He handled this beautifully.
shut up justin
Foka Das Ha.. a true snowflake gets triggered... At least you can be upper case KKK here though...
To Live is to Suffer oh shit
Your face is really well put.
Buzz-Duh he never generalised trump supporters, if you were paying even a little bit attention you'd realise that at the very outset, he said this group is in the minority.
blown away by the perfect amount of comedy AND seriousness he put together for this monologue! he knew all eyes would be on him for some witty Trump inauguration remarks, but he turned it in to something more than that. TRUE talent
i was a huge fan before & I like him even more now, much love Aziz!
dido
Tim Goodrich oh are you butt hurt that hes more successful than you? lol
Tim Goodrich where as making call centre jokes in a RUclips comment section at the special guest of a comedy show is a sure fact that your life is going great. Nice job, bro.
Well he doesn't have a woman and a palm tree tattooed on him, so he has that going for him. He also isn't going about trolling and calling you names like you are doing to him....
John Doe nice troll account to hide behind.
Aziz and Chappelle so far have been a perfect example of maturely conveying their point across without kicking sand in the opposition's face, while also adding a little comedy here and there. We can all learn something from that
Funny thing about that there both have a muslim background, Chapelle a convert and Aziz born tho I hear he doesn't practice much!
WhereMyKeys agreed
Fuk Aziz dude is typical brown that hate blacks most not all
WhereMyKeys here
That is an insult to put this dudes lame corny jokes in the same sentence of Dave
that is like trying to group Rhianna with Whitney Houston
i dont get why people hate aziz, hes fuckin great
chase ruel some men find reasons to hate the Queen as well!
chase ruel because he's not funny, he's a dirty butt street shitter, and he sucks.
Derrance Clemmons no, that's not it
Chase ruel you will never get your point across talking like that my friend.
chase ruel he's the best. Master of none proves that.
He's so smart yet his jokes are easy to understand 🙏🏼
Hope C Yeah he's smart and funny like a woman can be........Lmao....i can't even text that with a straight face....😂😂😂
+Derrance Clemmons Who the fuck you texting, dumbass? You made a comment on RUclips.
Is he smart? I dont really think so.
rayamert smarter then you
he is. check his degree
He walked that fine line perfectly
prophetic
Yeah I think so
Watching again nearly 5 years later... cleverly crafted. This ages very well 👍
"You're going to be be okay, because if you look at our country's history change doesn't come from presidents. Change comes from large groups of angry people."
nate gladdbach
absolutely love it ❗
That bit really calls for some substantiation. Presidents have indeed been quite transformative.
@ Really Happenings
Poetic license?
Nah -- I got nothin'
You're right: "[Citation Needed]"
nate gladdbach And yet this group of angry people would have likely voted for Hillary ... What a joke.
That's how Trump got elected.
There you go. A sane speech; and it has to be from a comedian.
bruce chen
God...I miss George Carlin ✌ 💖
Peace Dove oh man. George is a philosopher that happens to be funny.
Have you listened to any famous person ever in the last 2 years? They ALL talk like this. An echochamber fit for a king
comedians will be our saviors for however long this lasts.
What are they saving you from? From hurt fee fees?
Fast forward 4 years later and everything he talks about is still humorous, relevant as well as on point. 🙏🏾👍🏼👏🏾☮💜
Still 👏 relevant 👏 lol
Hahahhashtagahhahaha*fewsecondfamebitchcamp*
Except the whole "we're gonna be fine* part
How's Biden
@@kardzYT He's alright; how's your Prime Minister?
The way he sets up jokes in order to diffuse the anger coming from either side is why Aziz is successful. He isn't my favorite comedian but I loved him in Parks and Recreation and he definitely knows his craft.
"lowercase kkk, casual white supremacy" omfg AZIZ YES
"I'm so sorry we never thanked you for your service! We never realized how much effort you put into your pretending, but PLEASE GO BACK TO PRETENDING." 😂😂
Not funny.
I died?!
Hahahahahashtagahahahafameseekingbitchahahahah
I laughed so hard
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
An entire gender protested against him 😂😂😂😂😂
***** Including the majority of white American women who support Trump
was sensible funny.and am a deplorable black trump voter
+KingParisBuckingham , okay, okay we heard you the first time.
He means a bunch of SJW whores unfit for life, those are not women
+shatalg You don't get any sex from anyone, do you? Shut up.
Glad we have comedians like Aziz in our media. Its a rough road ahead of us and laughter is exactly what people need right now.
I can't stop looking at him as Tom Havenford
They wrote the character around his actual personality, and his South Carolina origins.
Tommy Fresh
tommy made it
thiiiiis is how you eat it;;;; tom dont do that
@Franco Aranda clearly you haven't seen master of none.
Aziz's ability to say something heavy in such a quiet voice, drawing the audience in, then HIT EM WITH IT is unreal
He's so effortlessly funny.
This is one of the best monologues ever!
Rewatching in 2019. It resonates so well even now
sah19 no cap
@sah19 Orange man bad amirite?
@@jarlaxle150 and his supporters are the best, most bigly spellers, and exemplary of the concept of original thought.
@@jarlaxle150 He's literally defending most Trump voters to not be judged lol. He's just talking about the far-right die hard racist types... unless, you support those people?
Rewatching in 2020... same vibes
great speech. this is a very adult take on what is going on in the country. the President should address firmly #lowercasekkk otherwise no respect is earned
Pyramid Builder Jr. Because they dont deserve the Right to rebrand themselves.
Pyramid Builder Jr. I know they should stop being so pc and call them what they really are which is white supremacist
Everyone deserves the right to free speech. Else what are you speaking for.
Michael Tracy yes but in this context where discussing whether or not the above poster should refer to them by there rebranded title or not. Not whether or not they have a right to call themselves that. To fully rebrand requires our cooperation.
He already did during the campaign. The mob was not appeased.
I'm loving how aziz is referring to 90% of the comment section trolls in here before it was even posted on RUclips.
It's not about politics, it's about basic human decency.
Please tell that to the regressive left. You know, the ones that are rioting, looting, attacking, etc.
alpacinoisking123 what is the regressive left? Plz just explain I want insight.
@@MM-fg7in he explained it in that comment smh
@@alpacinoisking123 and you made it about politics
@@rosehearts8380 Not really. But if that's what floats your boat in regards to a two year old comment, then be my guest.
Wow Aziz, you are the man!! Yes I am a Republican and no, I did not vote for Trump. All I can do is wish him the best, pray for him and his wacky choice for VP, and pray for all of my fellow Americans as we take this wild roller coaster ride that is going to be the next four years. This was such an amazing monologue, and of course it just made me love Aziz 100x more than I already did!
Then you're not a Republican (if you didn't vote for Trump). You'd prefer a party that's clearly anti-white
I'm sorry I don't understand what you are saying there? I didn't vote for Trump because HE is not a Republican. But ok, carry on :)
***** Thanks so much! No, please do not lump us all together. Most everyone (Repubs) I know is not a hardcore supporter of Trump. But what can we do now other than move forward. Wishing you the best as well :)
Ashley Malone hey you're one of the sane ones. And btw, you're not in it alone. Even the Harvard Republican party, which has voted Republican every single time since Harvard was founded, didn't vote Republican this year
Thank you so much, and yes I know so many people that did not vote this year. My grandmother who is very conservative did not vote, she was rooting for Marco Rubio so once he was out she knew she wasn't voting. Kind of funny because her husband is a Democrat. Of course he didn't vote this year either.
one of snls best opening monologues. please please have him back asap!!!!
One of the best SNL episodes I've seen in a while. Fucking brilliant
I've never been this early and I'm proud
Help us Obi-Wan Kenobi you are our only hope!
Luke/Ben 2020!!!!!
You're proud to be early to the comments on a youtube video?
Didn't know that ghosts could watch RUclips
Blue Force ghosts can.
AZIZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bro you nailed it !!!! I'm sure the Cheeto will tweet about this tomorrow.
Jesse Hernandez nice profile pic
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
*cheeto
XxAnnx X Thanks... I don't eat the stuff so I didn't know how to spell it. Thanks.
Jesse Hernandez 😂 I don't eat then either I live in Ireland. Ur welcome hahhah
"You gotta go back to pretending!" ha ha ha :) So true about the white supremacists.
Aziz did a wonderful job. Kept it classy, poignant, and to the point.
The best SNL Monologue eveeeeer!!!! It's funny but have great message on it too!! Aziz Ansari is awsoooome
The nazi hand and the change in Muslim music had me in pieces! HAHA! This monologue was GOLDEN!
That wasn't a nazi hand, before starting prayer Muslims touch their ears
@@umartwr9146 the nazi hand at 2:48
@@loubloom777 oh ok yeah thank you
@Mohammed yes knobhead i already acknowledged i was wrong
I was about to ask for Dave Chappelle but this wasn't bad.
Wu forever
headcoLd 7 Diversify yo bonds in shit nigga,Wu!!
Ya best protect ya neck
Can't we have both Chappelle AND Aziz Ansari on SNL? Otherwise I normally have no reason to watch.
Mexican American same
Aziz is one of the best hosts of the season so far. Right up there with Lin Manuel Miranda, John Cena & Tom Hanks.
Was Chappelle at the end of last season? Because he had the best opening act I've ever seen in SNL.
He hosted back in November of this season.
Yea Dave Chappelle tops but this is 2nd imo
Scranj Screma
Agreed
I never saw John Cena on SNL
Aziz you effing nailed it!!!! This is my first RUclips comment in years, you were so good I just couldn't contain it! You are hysterical 😂 what a pro
Arch Stanton Seriously dude, fuck off. This random lady said she liked his comedy and you're attacking her for no reason.
Waaw he must have a huge impact or effect at that moment on you then?!?
this was gold
TOTALLY agree in what he stated, especially the last part. WE THE PEOPLE runs the United States, WE THE PEOPLE will be watching Trumps actions very carefully and if he screws up then WE THE PEOPLE will kick his loud mouth ass out of the White House and have someone that WE AS THE WHOLE PEOPLE respect, admire and make America TRULY great again. Thumbs up if you agree.
Second Amendment people are watching...We don't want them in street with 1 billion guns.
MRWIL246 Chris Benoit!!!!!
The best dawn Wrestler in Pro Wrestling history!!!!!!
MRWIL246 ummm, sorry to burst your bubble but if Trump gets kicked out guess who's gonna be the next president... ill let u think about that one
Ken Fleming America is not a white country dumb ass.
I have mad respect for Aziz, he handled the opening monologue without needing the SNL crew to get him thru it! The best hosts can command the stage without any help.
That "lowercase kkk" thing also happened in Britain last year with Brexit. I can totally relate. Great monologue
so uh ur just gonna ignore the british empire huh? largest empire ever? invaded over ninety countries?
K. Flynn What does any of that have to do with racist people in modern society?
ah my bad i was replying to yorick martell
kkk in britain? do you own a history book sir?
Yes, it was a trojan horse tactic. An invasion masked as immigration. Just look at the immigration videos in Europe...brutal. Sweden's rape went up 1600% (not exaggerated) and the women get no justice because they have enacted 'hate speech' laws. The Swedish government solved the problem by not reporting the statistics anymore. Islam is trying to go mainstream and if we don't like it we are called bad names. Islam is NOT peaceful to women and I can't laugh at Aziz's 'jokes'. Here is some highlights of Sharia Laws treatment of women: • A man can beat his wife for insubordination, testimonies of four male witnesses are required to prove rape against a woman, a woman who has been raped cannot testify in court against her rapist(s), a woman's testimony in court, allowed in property cases, carries ½ the weight of a mans, a man can marry an infant girl and consummate the marriage when she is 9 years old, a girls' cXXXs should be cut, a man can unilaterally divorce his wife; a woman needs her husband's consent to divorce, and a divorced wife loses custody of all children over 6 years of age or when they exceed it. I'm not sure how this is defensible.
The Women’s Rights March included CAIR. CAIR blocked a video titled 'Honor Diaries, to be shown in college campuses. CAIR banned it because it shows the TRUTH about the treatment of Islamic women. They silenced the film and even tried to silence journalists. Women of America have no idea how dangerous Islam treatment of women is. The woman’s rights march is co sponsored by CAIR; however, the movement decided to exclude women who are pro-life (the New Wave Feminist) yet when one goes to CAIRs Health Care Provider’s Guide to Islamic Religious Practices (found on the CAIR website) on page 15 Muslims generally do NOT approve of abortions either. None of this makes sense unless you realize all of these things are going on at the same time and funded by the Muslim Brotherhood linked groups and funded by globalist linked groups, George Soros linked groups to put pressure on Donald Trump. That’s what this is about and they used women to sell it to America. Disgusting.
He means you Alt-right!
What the fuck is the "alt right"
headcoLd 7 what lies
The alt-left, the commies, the socialists, the social justice warriors, they're the ones out in the streets destroying businesses and public property...many of the businesses who support Democratic ideals. It's absurd and hypocritical, the entire fringe, protest movement is a joke, they're presenting nothing of value.
HayteStreet labels, labels, and more phoney labels. ur either an American Patriot, or ur NOT, thats about it
+califinn People destroying building are not all liberals, but criminals taking advantage of the situation. This happens with protests.
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant monologue. He made soooo many valid points its ridiculous. Hit the nail right on the head
just like I stayed awake as a kid to watch snl I stay awake for at least a taste with these clips
aziz is so great with words, the last part of his monologue had me shedding a few tears
ally tuck He has the best words.
ally tuck tears are gay.
NomadicBlackRegent 1789 they suit me then
NC born and raised. Glad your parents picked NC to settle down in. It's the better Carolina😀
Facts
For sure NC is awesome.
Nah
as someone who grew up in SC, I have to agree. SC is so boring
Aziz for President in 2020.
babserella2778 Yeah that's gonna happen. lmao see now this guys funny!
Derrance Clemmons well anything is possible now. No weirder than the current president.
+Derrance Clemmons lol if a reality tv star and billionaire compulsive liar can win....hold your skepticism until the end.
We need more Arabs everywhere to truly make the Western world -bend the knee to Sharia Law- progress! :D :D :D
that was the most reasonable shit I've heard on mainstream media in a hot minute
This was actually most sane thing I have heard on SNL in a long, long time! Great job communicating the actual divide Aziz Ansari!
The part about GW Bush was so on point.
I hesitated to click on this...I'm glad I clicked it!! NICE.
StClemmons same
StClemmons why did you hesitate?
This was way better than I expected as well lol
Anonymous im a democrat and i almost skipped this video because I'm kinda on political-overload. I didn't want to hear anything about trump since thats the bulk of what the internet is talking about right now. Instead Azari gave a really uplifting monologue with humor and i feel better for watching it.
Roy same
easily one of the best SNL monologues to date
I love this monologue and I love Aziz! Probably one of the comedians alive in our time after George Carlin died. I agree with his point too, racism is like your weiner... it's ok to have one but KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.
Many years ago I saw him do stand up at a comedy club here in NYC when he wasn't known yet - He was awesome!!!!. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!! I remember thinking to myself I hope he makes it big and look at him now. He's still awesome - Love this guy!
SNL needs to bring him back. He was targeted and he let his guard down. Bad combination.
What happened
?
2233_Jhalak Hemnani I’m also wondering this
Tried looking for what happened didn't find anything. Curious of the situation.
He was targeted? 😂 He should probably stop trying to date all these groupies and problematic white girls first, then also listen when women are not interested in se with him. Admittedly that whole situation was problematic but there was défi a lesson to learn here.
@@Theploki252 case of sexual misconduct!!!!
Absolutely one of the best monologues from SNL. I ❤❤❤ this guy.
"they're not usually geography buffs" OMG brilliant - welcome to my world
5:50 -6:25 is the best part of this monologue. I love aziz
Aziz is one of the best comedians right now.
LOL WAT?!
say what?
BEST Indian comedian!
After "Right Now", he became one of my favorites, yeah. He's a proper comedian, and he's one of the greatest of his generation, hands down.
@@junodisarapong6635 He's Indian-American I believe, from south carolina originally
Absolutely well put, Mr. Ansari.
Jeesh. When Aziz Ansari has more eloquence with a mic than the guy who got elected...
I'm so GLAD about what he said about the GOD in Islam is the same that was revealed to Abraham in Christianity & Judaism. I was here thinking I'm the only one who knew this if more people knew we could live an at least slightly more equal life
2021 and this monologue is still flawless.
aziz is dope as shit
wow Aziz. Mic drop moment. That was beautiful.
Aziz is already more presidential than our actual president.
+TheJaredtheJaredlong to be fair, that bar is so low my rug is more presidential than trump. i'd say it also looks better than that rug on trump's head, but it's his actual hair and anything looks better than that.
TheJaredtheJaredlong wtf how
LOL. Now he gas been accused of sexual harrasment
@@daustin8888 Lol.. So is Mr. Playboy Peeper. Just one of the qualities for a President.
shut up
This was such an amazing combination of brilliant, grounded social commentary & legit hilarious comedy. Aziz completely nailed it.
This is one of the greatest comedy monologues of all time. I said ONE OF, so don’t come for me lol.
I keep coming back to this. Funny, yet poignant,
Omg this killed me 🤣🤣🤣 especially 6:14
Aziz is amazing at revealing truths about society and “sensitive” political issues in a comedic way.
He can literally say anything to get his point across
This monologue is among the simplest yet the greatest ever on snl, both hilarious and moving, love it 💞
His comment about Trump and Chris brown is 100% accurate 😂 I hate CB's persona but still listen to his tunes. Not for the politics. Simply for the tune.
I never liked this guy, I changed my opinion after this. Spot on!!
Kris N true
This is more relevant today than ever
Watching this on election 2020, and it's still one of the BEST opening monologues of all time
Watching in early July 2020, and, damn, if that last part isn't ringing true right now.
Is it though, are we "gonna be alright?" 200K+ americans are dead, the President has the virus, he hasn't agreed to a peaceful transfer of power if he loses, he's threatened to jail Biden, and millions are on unemployment. We're are NOT fine
you rock Aziz. very brave of you
Yeah Echo Chamber Politics speaking to the liberal choir is Brave.
Fuck how many words have Millennials forgotten the definition too.
Yeah, making mediocre jokes to a crowd that absolutely agrees with you is sooo brave. I think your standard for what constitutes bravery is pretty low.
You have to remember that these are the same people that wanted to give Caitlyn Jenner a medal of bravery when she had a horde of fans that would brow beat any and all opposition into submission. South Park nailed it perfectly 'stunning and brave'...
Brave would be doing this bit to a conservative audience, even then, they wouldn't beat him up or anything, just point out how he is being extremely bigoted towards a very large portion of Americans who voted for Trump. Many of whom also voted for Obama and were simply sick of the left's lies.
I don't think you got the joke.
Femsplainer he is not in the least being extreme. Your a type of person and fit a mold just like a liberal or progressive who fit a mold it's funny. He also prefaced it by saying not everyone who supported trump is a bad person. If you feel hurt by this monologue then you should Rethink your support for your side.
Best. SNL. Monologue. Ever.
Aziz absolutely slayed on Saturday. Takes something special to tug at so many emotions all at once.
Aziz is hysterical and so smart!! One of my all time favorites 😭❤️
Storm trooper joke so far ahead of the American brain power it broke 75% of the audience.
I guess I'm one of those Americans because I didn't get it. Both of the recent Star Wars movies had mostly white characters as the leads (not counting the Aliens). Rey, Jyn, Poe, Kylo Ren, Grand Moff Tarkin etc. In fact, the only black guy I remember from TFA was actually a stormtrooper lol.
Nick Dasher you my good sir are few apples short of a full basket.
Great, I love apples and baskets are very convenient.
Rey and Jyn are women, they are technically minorities and on top of that the amount of hate that people spewed over women leading Star Wars movies is probably the reason Aziz didn't include them. Kylo Ren and Tarkin are white, but they're also villains. The actor who plays Poe, Oscar Isaac, is not white, he's Latino like Cassian (Diego Luna).
I come back to this monologue allot... best ever summary of affairs, hopes, fears, and perspective
I saw the monologue, and I just knew I had to go on RUclips to like it once it was posted. This was fantastic.
Aziz ....nailed it..Loved his line...change comes from angry people. ...day one we're ok.💜
Aziz, nailed it. Well said. Thank you!
"Change Comes from large groups of angry people" Aziz
Me in 2020 watching the George Floyd protests like: let's seeeeee XD
Came back to revisit this after watching chapelles monologue, times have changed
So spot on and always ON TIME!
Can we make that an official term? lowercase kkk
It takes so much skill to make such great jokes while delivering a powerful message. So well done
This is by far my favorite!!! He really made me emotional at that ending say.
This is the most well written monologue and my personal favorite monologue SNL has ever had. Love aziz!!
That was a strong monolog. Great job!
...I don't see how anyone could be offended by this. This wasn't even an attack on Trump or 99% of Republicans. It was a bit corny at parts I guess, but if this of all things offends you, maybe you should just never watch any TV channel or get on the internet again
It's not only a Monologue Or a Standup from Aziz Ansari but it's an Eye Opener, Motivational Speech and it's Great to hear Point by Point, I liked it a lot, Kudos
This was amazing, so proud of being his fan. What a smart, positive man
What a legend.
The best stand up ever on SNL!
Watched it few times in past years and it is still fresh like the 1st day.
Great comedy 👌
Yes. Yes. Yes.
“Change does not come from presidents, change comes from a large group of angry people”
"You know where they lived? North Carolina." Where I've lived my entire life ;-;
damn. i loved it so much. i was genuinely sad when i saw the red line closing to the end
This reaffirms my love for you Aziz ❤
I SO agree. I also laughed hard at a lot of parts, too. Great job, Aziz!
Classy and intelligent as always. Thank you Aziz!