Kumail Nanjiani Standup Monologue - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @argeshagan7407
    @argeshagan7407 7 лет назад +6050

    He made fun of racism, sexism, misogyny, ignorance, stupidity and religion in a 7 minute monologue...not everyone can do that....bravo...

    • @antoniaortega1714
      @antoniaortega1714 7 лет назад

      Arges Hagan @

    • @gunzlingerbil
      @gunzlingerbil 7 лет назад +50

      He didnt make fun of religion tho, he just pointed out the obvious :D

    • @MisterCovek
      @MisterCovek 7 лет назад +4

      Honestly, it was meh.
      I think he's very funny, but these writers are not unfortunately.

    • @Bobthehuntedbobcat
      @Bobthehuntedbobcat 7 лет назад +8

      Literally anyone who can speak can do that

    • @TheMaryam1891
      @TheMaryam1891 7 лет назад +7

      Arges Hagan without mentioning Trump!

  • @ronniewilson8105
    @ronniewilson8105 7 лет назад +3473

    “An informed racist is a better racist”. Omg that was hilarious

    • @shizoshizo5954
      @shizoshizo5954 7 лет назад +2

      an informed racist is stupid

    • @robertgoldman1579
      @robertgoldman1579 7 лет назад +12

      ronnie wilson most racists are racist because they are informed.

    • @shizoshizo5954
      @shizoshizo5954 7 лет назад

      @Bee Gilbert thanks for explaining that.

    • @fardimnazir666
      @fardimnazir666 6 лет назад +53

      Informed people are never racists though.

    • @Anushka-hn5uk
      @Anushka-hn5uk 4 года назад +20

      @@robertgoldman1579 racists are racists because they are intolerant, hateful and prejudiced. No other reason.

  • @Manateehee
    @Manateehee 7 лет назад +2446

    “You know what? This time, shame on us.” 😂

    • @Manateehee
      @Manateehee 4 года назад +1

      bilal ahmad thanks, I had no idea I even had that many likes.
      Cool. 😎

    • @Manateehee
      @Manateehee 4 года назад +2

      bilal ahmad enjoy yours internet buddy

    • @mariaotano1659
      @mariaotano1659 4 года назад +1

      Please, can u explain me that joke? I'd be super thankful

    • @00bikeboy
      @00bikeboy 3 года назад +5

      @@mariaotano1659 It's a play on the old saying "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me."

    • @adnan7698
      @adnan7698 3 года назад +2

      You had 2099(2K) likes i clicked and now you have 2.1K likes ... i don't know why iam typing this... it's been 4 years...

  • @julianmorgan1575
    @julianmorgan1575 6 лет назад +1689

    "Go back to India!...WOLVES!" I was dying

    • @ekrem8847
      @ekrem8847 5 лет назад +23

      Why do americans find such cheap jokes so funny ?

    • @sumitjoshi011
      @sumitjoshi011 5 лет назад +38

      @@ekrem8847 coz they don't know their origin

    • @sarthakgujar4929
      @sarthakgujar4929 5 лет назад +9

      @@sumitjoshi011 nigga chillll😂😂😂😂

    • @jp3mcpherson
      @jp3mcpherson 4 года назад +1

      Julian Morgan - 6:17

    • @AhmedKhan-sf4bx
      @AhmedKhan-sf4bx 4 года назад +6

      @@ekrem8847 why r u watching

  • @adeelansari
    @adeelansari 7 лет назад +2761

    This guy just blew me away! Probably the best monologue on SNL for a long time!

    • @PAWNB3YOND
      @PAWNB3YOND 6 лет назад +7

      too soon

    • @alstevens7060
      @alstevens7060 5 лет назад +13

      You're freaking name is Ansari. What about your bro Aziz?

    • @AdrianaMartinez-mv8js
      @AdrianaMartinez-mv8js 5 лет назад +3

      Indeed ! 🤣🤣🤣🤩🌎🌍

    • @danp1471
      @danp1471 5 лет назад +8

      I read this comment just as it started & was thinking yeah okay whatever, but I have to say I agree.

    • @thorondor4012
      @thorondor4012 4 года назад +3

      Not PC, but Louis CK had the BEST monologue of all time.

  • @aimenp.5838
    @aimenp.5838 7 лет назад +3138

    Being a Pakistani Muslim, it's good to see him present a different version of our community than what is usually interpreted by media. Good job, Kumail!

    • @hamzadolman1081
      @hamzadolman1081 6 лет назад +33

      Aimen P. (Pakistani atheist) ex Muslim he was raised Shi’a Muslim but isn’t religious anymore

    • @itsmaham3067
      @itsmaham3067 6 лет назад +37

      @@hamzadolman1081 so what?

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye 5 лет назад +11

      @@champagnealamanzar6891 I appreciate your replay and candor. Sharia law is not something that one can half do - its either all or nothing. There are some who say "oh well we wouldnt adopt THAT portion of Sharia Law" and you simply cannot do that.
      I part company with you, however, that most speak out - that is flat out not true. You will attack those who criticize Islam, but you will not say one word to those who use Islam as an excuse for violent behavior. Its a fact, not a matter of what the media shows. The media WOULD show that when it happens as that pushes the message that Islam is peace, so if there were folks who opposed Jihad, why wouldnt they show that? The truth is because you would be slaughtered. Hundreds of thousands of Muslims have been murdered for opposing jihad. Two muslim scholars even did a study that over 80% of mosques in the US preach some sort of violence ( _Mordechai Kedar and David Yerushalmi Middle Eastern Quarterly, 2011_ )

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye 5 лет назад +8

      @@champagnealamanzar6891 Well, then its up to you and me brother, to help keep peace in this world. Im ever in your neck of the woods, the first round is on me (Im a root beer man myself) :) Pizza, hot wings, you name it. Stay safe, man!

    • @elontusk8018
      @elontusk8018 5 лет назад +1

      Being a Pakistani Muslim doesn’t make it good, it’s good for everyone

  • @razaalee9477
    @razaalee9477 5 лет назад +722

    The whole Sikh joke was very very intelligent. Kumail is a comedy genius.

    • @shivdeepsingh6597
      @shivdeepsingh6597 4 года назад +10

      I agree..loved it! 😄

    • @NK-vb3fn
      @NK-vb3fn 3 года назад +5

      Yea even Hasan covered it sometime back with Trevor

    • @user-tz9jh6pv2j
      @user-tz9jh6pv2j Год назад

      u think it's intelligent because you're sikh. so dumb lmao

  • @christopherlindell3562
    @christopherlindell3562 7 лет назад +407

    This dude killed it! Intelligent, provoking, and comedic. Great work good sir.

  • @alicemccullough8620
    @alicemccullough8620 7 лет назад +659

    best SNL monologue I've ever seen. More intelligent standups like this please!

    • @faizan3361
      @faizan3361 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah!! I wish SNL has some kinda feedback or wishlist thing they can get from their fanbase.

    • @blackadamrockzzz4439
      @blackadamrockzzz4439 2 года назад

      @@faizan3361 l

  • @robertrichardson2120
    @robertrichardson2120 7 лет назад +444

    OMFG That is the hardest I've laughed at an SNL intro in yeeears! Thank you!

  • @maryamnavroz9161
    @maryamnavroz9161 7 лет назад +2362

    "An informed racist is a better racist"

    • @JabbaTheYutt
      @JabbaTheYutt 7 лет назад +5

      Cringe

    • @green_universe
      @green_universe 7 лет назад +10

      Any informed racist here?

    • @unexpired1
      @unexpired1 7 лет назад +154

      But once informed, most don't stay racist. That's why informed racists are so rare

    • @MrJessehendriks
      @MrJessehendriks 7 лет назад +22

      I want that on a t-shirt.

    • @mraims2plez
      @mraims2plez 7 лет назад +44

      That was funny but I couldn't help thinking that an informed racist would stop being a racist.

  • @elanacurl
    @elanacurl 7 лет назад +1420

    I was told to go back to Africa and I told them I was born in Chicago IL. So if you're paying for my safari trip, thanks ♡

    • @GeneralBulldog54
      @GeneralBulldog54 7 лет назад +18

      I always get the accent talk. Oh you sound so articulate, you must from somewhere else...

    • @danchiorando2854
      @danchiorando2854 7 лет назад

      Elana Henderson/Minister Ahahahaha!

    • @killersalmon4359
      @killersalmon4359 7 лет назад +7

      People are so generous these days! Free vacations! It's like paying it forward...but bigger!

    • @AriJeru
      @AriJeru 7 лет назад +18

      Elana Henderson/Minister I've gotten "go back to Afghanistan" and I was like.... hmmm... guess who's got a leg up on being an international super spy? The Latin chick who somehow looks middle eastern.
      Dude, racists are so weird. Sometimes I want to punch em, but other times I'm almost impressed at how creative the stupidity is.

    • @kostonforever2005
      @kostonforever2005 7 лет назад

      If someone said to me "Go back to the Philippines!!!" I would not give a single shit

  • @attiqachoudhry9137
    @attiqachoudhry9137 5 лет назад +109

    "Just because you're racist doesn't mean you have to ignorant "
    Really love it

  • @nikaforov
    @nikaforov 6 лет назад +692

    I'm just trying to find the exact moment when Kumail saw Spielberg in the audience.

    • @spookikerii
      @spookikerii 5 лет назад +8

      same

    • @dancastady8571
      @dancastady8571 5 лет назад +57

      @@spookikerii people have been saying it's right when he says "Frisbees and golf", because he mentioned on a podcast (Armchair Expert) that he screwed up his words right as he saw him. *shrugs*

    • @HazeRambo
      @HazeRambo 5 лет назад +3

      Me too!

    • @rayanch4239
      @rayanch4239 5 лет назад +2

      came for the same reason

    • @macanii
      @macanii 5 лет назад +24

      0:44 is the moment he sees him.

  • @kristinb5073
    @kristinb5073 5 лет назад +107

    Also can we please talk about how fire that suit looks on him?

    • @shahjahanshaikh3019
      @shahjahanshaikh3019 4 года назад +3

      Yes sure. All Pakistanis are handsome by the way. And proud to be a Pakistani ;)

    • @SSHANK213
      @SSHANK213 4 года назад +3

      @@shahjahanshaikh3019 stop lying

    • @shahjahanshaikh3019
      @shahjahanshaikh3019 4 года назад

      @@SSHANK213 don't be jealous

    • @SSHANK213
      @SSHANK213 3 года назад +1

      @@shahjahanshaikh3019 i am a Pakistani lmao

    • @louisar4227
      @louisar4227 3 года назад

      And the shoes too 👌🏼

  • @bashful_michael
    @bashful_michael 7 лет назад +2273

    Kumail you killed this monologue! Never thought I would see Islamophobia compared to Will and Grace but it was a funny joke! I'm a new fan of yours and Congrats on having a breakout year.

    • @tyhonse
      @tyhonse 7 лет назад +1

      Simon James I thought she was going to say "killed people during the 9/11 choas.

    • @jmon3924
      @jmon3924 7 лет назад +2

      Lol. Talking about islamaphobia when the parents literally didn’t want him to marry just because she is white. Yeah...islamaphobia alright

    • @yeswhut1978
      @yeswhut1978 7 лет назад +3

      Is that the one where Will gets thrown off a building for being gay and Grace is punished for travelling without a mahram?

    • @b.b.3899
      @b.b.3899 7 лет назад +12

      Johnny Tumavitch So if rich parents don't want their child to marry a poor person, do they have "poorophobia"? It is common (wrong, but common) that parents of older generations want their children to marry "their own kind" - be it race, status, or whatever, but Nanjianis parents accepted his decision - his making fun of it and pointing it out shows he is willing to fight misconceptions in his own culture as well. No culture/country is perfect.

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 7 лет назад

      My 1st 1,000th Thumbs Up. A good one.

  • @nohandles406
    @nohandles406 7 лет назад +229

    This was one killer ass monologue. Great work Kumail.

  • @GT1Zero
    @GT1Zero 7 лет назад +357

    Wow he is seriously good

  • @adrian_hook
    @adrian_hook 7 лет назад +1271

    Whoa an actual comedic monologue weird

    • @jerodast
      @jerodast 4 года назад +14

      Every now and then a professional standup comedian actually gets celebrity enough to be on SNL haha. Rare!

  • @OceanHedgehog
    @OceanHedgehog 7 лет назад +27

    This was an awesome monologue. You can tell how nervous he is to start, then he starts warming up after a few laughs, and ends on a super strong note.

  • @vancewade6251
    @vancewade6251 7 лет назад +451

    That Sikh joke was so good

    • @wonAWAY
      @wonAWAY 7 лет назад +1

      Vance Wade The delivery on that joke was amazing

    • @vodaphone69
      @vodaphone69 7 лет назад +16

      Vance Wade I'm Sikh and I know exactly what he means so well done to him for getting our point of view

    • @MishalxIrfan
      @MishalxIrfan 6 лет назад +2

      It really was. I am also a Sikh

    • @pahulpreet-singh
      @pahulpreet-singh 6 лет назад +4

      "The Big Sikh"

    • @sheriffburfordt.justice4488
      @sheriffburfordt.justice4488 6 лет назад

      Get it right which is wrong.

  • @danielacuri4515
    @danielacuri4515 7 лет назад +775

    so glad this guy is getting attention!

    • @Kit.E.Katz45
      @Kit.E.Katz45 7 лет назад +2

      daniela curi Me too! I love this guy!

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 7 лет назад +1

      every dog has his day

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 7 лет назад

      I've liked him since he was on "The Green Room."

  • @just4pie
    @just4pie 7 лет назад +194

    I love watching the musicians in the back when it's a great monologue like this one

  • @StephenGeorge
    @StephenGeorge 7 лет назад +299

    Kumail (which my phone keeps trying to autocorrect to "My mail") is one of the most consistently funny people working today.

  • @invinciblenoman
    @invinciblenoman 5 лет назад +378

    who else wants to see Hasan Minhaj and Kumail Nanjiani together sharing stage and firing Jokes on India & Pakistan :-D

    • @Belia1
      @Belia1 3 года назад +1

      They did on a zoom interview

    • @VY-zt3ph
      @VY-zt3ph 3 года назад +1

      And all the white people will laugh on India and Pakistan.

    • @nishka.777
      @nishka.777 3 года назад

      Yes please

    • @nishka.777
      @nishka.777 3 года назад +2

      @@VY-zt3ph and the brown ones too dude

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 7 лет назад +632

    Kumail is adorable, smart, and hilarious, and his eyebrows are nothing short of magnificent. As a white girl, 10/10 would marry to piss off his family.

    • @Buz-Lunch-Punx
      @Buz-Lunch-Punx 7 лет назад +5

      You want to marry into a racist family? Are you nuts?

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 6 лет назад +40

      @@anthonyarredondo9587 What are you?

    • @mazharkhan9595
      @mazharkhan9595 6 лет назад +5

      you can do that to my parents :D FTR second marriage is allowed in Islam :D

    • @margaret6839
      @margaret6839 5 лет назад

      Same here -- I love him!!

    • @ashishkalam9337
      @ashishkalam9337 5 лет назад +18

      @UCflYenlUc8cSHteQcwo1qEg they are not racist, they don't hate white people, they just don't want to marry into white families. There is a difference.
      Purebred is the term.

  • @HashimWarren
    @HashimWarren 7 лет назад +222

    Kumail killed. And half way in, he knew it. Loved it!

  • @myishenhaines1706
    @myishenhaines1706 7 лет назад +60

    Very classy monogue; no below the belt or tacky stuff. Well done!

  • @ThatIndianGamerGeek
    @ThatIndianGamerGeek 4 года назад +34

    I love how his eyebrows are a character on their own

  • @krutarthmankar
    @krutarthmankar 4 года назад +25

    I am an Indian and not a Pakistani, but I am proud of this dude and love him for this, way more than any Pakistani. NAILED IT!!

  • @soukkhanhsila134
    @soukkhanhsila134 7 лет назад +721

    Accurate racism would be amazing. I'm not Chinese.

    • @Silverparodox
      @Silverparodox 7 лет назад +24

      Go back to Thailand, the only southeast Asia country that was never colonized by any other European country. That is what gave the country's Prathet name "land of the free."

    • @soukkhanhsila134
      @soukkhanhsila134 7 лет назад +27

      Yahya typical ignorant racism. Wrong country.

    • @vdinh143
      @vdinh143 7 лет назад +11

      Souk Khanhsila I know, right? I'd be so impressed by the racist that I couldn't possibly be mad at them.

    • @robertgoldman1579
      @robertgoldman1579 7 лет назад +6

      Nobody gives a fuck about where your Mongolian looking ass is from.

    • @yodel1300
      @yodel1300 7 лет назад +12

      What do you reckon Robert Goodman's problem is?

  • @GregPoblete
    @GregPoblete 7 лет назад +90

    From hosting a comedy show in the back of a comic book store to SNL. Nice, Kumail.

  • @JosephPaul4real
    @JosephPaul4real 7 лет назад +469

    I got to see him practice this monologue at The Comedy Store in West Hollywood two weeks ago. Hilarious dude. Love him in Silicon Valley.

    • @zaxx29
      @zaxx29 7 лет назад +6

      Yeah half of these are jokes he used in the past. Which I normally wouldn't care about but I just binged Kumail stand up and I knew the punchline to every joke besides the Sikh and informed racist one. Also it's pronounced "Sick" with a little emphasis on the H not "seek". I'm a Sikh for reference.

    • @JosephPaul4real
      @JosephPaul4real 7 лет назад +1

      Good to know. I taught with Sikh teachers in Australia but I pronounced it "seek." You learn something every day.

    • @zaxx29
      @zaxx29 7 лет назад +2

      Joseph Paul I feel like people don't want to call us "sick" because it sounds bad so people will be PC about it instead of talking to a Sikh. Slightly disappointed Kumail didn't know how to pronounce it either. Oh well.

    • @JosephPaul4real
      @JosephPaul4real 7 лет назад +1

      You might be right. It's sad but often pop culture has to pander to the least educated audience. But some of us are trying to pay attention and learn.

    • @JosephPaul4real
      @JosephPaul4real 7 лет назад

      You might be right. It's sad but often pop culture has to pander to the least educated audience. But some of us are trying to pay attention and learn.

  • @karrarhussain18
    @karrarhussain18 6 лет назад +66

    Nanjianis 0, White women 2....I choked on it :D

  • @gothicjello0154
    @gothicjello0154 3 года назад +28

    Still waiting for this guy to host the Oscars. He would be perfect.

  • @jeffa280
    @jeffa280 7 лет назад +598

    Kumail killed it big time, so good to see Pakistanis doing well in Hollywood.

    • @SouravBasuRoy
      @SouravBasuRoy 5 лет назад +6

      Jeff A there is only one

    • @Kaliphate
      @Kaliphate 5 лет назад +4

      @@SouravBasuRoy Still more than many other countries

    • @SouravBasuRoy
      @SouravBasuRoy 5 лет назад +2

      @@Kaliphate on a scale of 1 to 10 exactly how illiterate are you ?

    • @Kaliphate
      @Kaliphate 5 лет назад +2

      @@SouravBasuRoy Woah, looks like someone cant take a joke

    • @SouravBasuRoy
      @SouravBasuRoy 5 лет назад +1

      @@Kaliphate how will i know you were being sarcastic ?

  • @DrStratComm
    @DrStratComm 5 лет назад +88

    I wished this monologue had been like a 2 hour special.

  • @FaRtBoMb42
    @FaRtBoMb42 7 лет назад +207

    Anyone else here from his Jimmy Fallon Interview?
    6:20 is when he internally freaks out lol

  • @maryann2790
    @maryann2790 7 лет назад +9

    I have watched this show for decades and it is very rare to see the band behind the guests clapping during a monologue. You often see them laughing but a number of them were laughing and clapping at his jokes. Congratulations on such a heartfelt and smart introduction of yourself to those of us not yet familiar with you, Kumail. Best wishes going forward.

  • @Dino13
    @Dino13 7 лет назад +42

    This monologue was hilarious, it had me in tears. The Sikh joke omg.

  • @TheSilenceMEh
    @TheSilenceMEh 7 лет назад +697

    When Kumail made that Quran joke, I was thinking about how that would be a newsbite for so many right wing propaganda stations tomorrow, then he proceeds to point that out. Great monologue!

    • @pathologicaldoubt
      @pathologicaldoubt 7 лет назад +10

      Deep rooted Misogyny, homophobia and antisemitism in the Quran - and more importantly, in practice by a disturbing number of Muslims - should be a genuine liberal concern. It's a shame the left is sooner to rush to islam's defense then to its victims. As for the joke, that's about the only PC Quran joke one could make; "it says women can't drive" (nobody makes the claim the Quran says that).

    • @lamaddussa
      @lamaddussa 7 лет назад +8

      exactly, pathological. if you want a realistic take on muslim culture, just look up the comments of the many ex-muslims out there. there was an excellent ex-muslim conference in england recently which would give anyone a reality check about the religion and its problems with sexism and violence. there is a distinction between racism and that of critical thought about an abusive ideology. all ideologies, whether religious or otherwise, that teach sexism, patriarchy, inequality and violence should be challenged.

    • @lamaddussa
      @lamaddussa 7 лет назад +4

      so in your mind addressing reality is "going too far." reality check, dealing with reality is not going too far for all of the women in muslim cultures who are controlled by men, for the atheists and gay people being killed or fearing for their lives, etc.. good job with your thinking there, ryan. here's a link to one panel at a recent ex-muslim conference in england for a reality check:
      ruclips.net/video/37K9PuEHubQ/видео.html
      from that link you can find and view the rest of the conference panels as well. pretty eye opening.

    • @pathologicaldoubt
      @pathologicaldoubt 7 лет назад +5

      I do take secular blasphemy laws like the shielding of Islam from criticism seriously. And if you cared about human rights, you would too.

    • @pathologicaldoubt
      @pathologicaldoubt 7 лет назад +7

      Uh, no. Criticism of Islam is not bigotry or a persecution of a people. It's very simple actually; ideas =/= people. People have rights. Ideologies do not

  • @charlieni645
    @charlieni645 7 лет назад +74

    Please let him be the next year's correspondence dinner performer.

  • @PassportGaming
    @PassportGaming 7 лет назад +673

    This guy has been funny in all the videos I've seen him in😂

    • @vdinh143
      @vdinh143 7 лет назад +3

      Biniam Gaming you should watch silicon valley. He's a nugget of gold.

    • @mrbean3470
      @mrbean3470 7 лет назад +1

      He's in the 12 Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer episode as well. That one is on the short list for me for funniest episodes of any tv show ever.

    • @wagnerp1213
      @wagnerp1213 7 лет назад

      Yeah this dude's a g! You gotta see mean tweets with him. He has comebacks also. He's gonna be special if not already.

  • @SovereignMax
    @SovereignMax 5 лет назад +23

    "That is the way of my people..." classic. I can relate.

  • @beatboxbandit9842
    @beatboxbandit9842 7 лет назад +13

    a truly ground breaking comic in his prime in front of a live audience.....knowledge through humor

  • @mypal1990
    @mypal1990 7 лет назад +1115

    My indoor kids senses are tingling. This stand-up is awesome from an awesome fellow geek.

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 7 лет назад +3

      Emmanuel Alejandro This isn't really stand-up...

    • @OmgitsNeens
      @OmgitsNeens 7 лет назад +5

      Indoor kids lmao. Never heard that one before but it's great.

    • @joeXmaspunk
      @joeXmaspunk 7 лет назад +6

      Indoor Kids was a podcast that he did with his wife.

    • @nolrootltoe
      @nolrootltoe 7 лет назад +8

      This is literally some of his stand up material

    • @onreload
      @onreload 7 лет назад

      chicken sandwich

  • @emilsn91
    @emilsn91 7 лет назад +1443

    I like my SNL monologue like this :P

    • @virgoqueen3075
      @virgoqueen3075 7 лет назад +21

      Robert Goldman r u dumb lol

    • @flipparachi777
      @flipparachi777 7 лет назад +37

      @Robert Goldman- You mean the propaganda that skews the image of others and ignores the differences that make us all human. Or the propaganda that is spewed daily by closet bigots and racists for are fearful and intimidated of anyone differing from them? Get out of here you incompetent Neanderthal.

    • @JonnyBriers
      @JonnyBriers 7 лет назад +16

      flipparachi777 oh shit that was good

    • @enycyoutubepremium5509
      @enycyoutubepremium5509 7 лет назад +5

      As the man said, at least be an informed racist Robert Goldman. Actually, Robert Moron is a more fitting title.

    • @davidvillarreal4699
      @davidvillarreal4699 7 лет назад +1

      Emil Smith Nielsen You're very handsome! I hope that made you're day! 😁👍

  • @rikamumphrey4284
    @rikamumphrey4284 7 лет назад +59

    This is one if the very FEW times I actually laughed out loud at someone's SNL monologue. Kumail, you were amazing!

  • @rosebudgirl1857
    @rosebudgirl1857 4 года назад +11

    My favorite SNL monologue ever. Come back to it all the time, and it never stops making me laugh. 😄

    • @Faro0ky
      @Faro0ky 4 года назад +1

      Rosebud Girl same

  • @cherie3710
    @cherie3710 5 лет назад +26

    He is smart and cute! It'll be fun to see Kumail and Hasan Minhaj together on a show.

  • @heartofg.6462
    @heartofg.6462 7 лет назад +130

    kumail killed it

  • @basedandbearded
    @basedandbearded 7 лет назад +68

    Kumail is making serious moves! Brown is making a huge comeback and I'm loving it =)

  • @mort8568
    @mort8568 7 лет назад +73

    Sikh bit was lit

  • @samkelosithole7286
    @samkelosithole7286 5 лет назад +10

    I just don't get how could people unlike such an amazing monologue, I really don't.
    This deserves a million thumbs up... Every bit was my favorite. Nice Job Kumail👍👍👍👍

  • @GenXersJustWalkItOff
    @GenXersJustWalkItOff 7 лет назад +29

    One of my favorite SNL monologues of all time - and that's really saying something. 😁

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart 7 лет назад +34

    Love his sense of humor. Good job Kumail!

  • @SeanMcDannold
    @SeanMcDannold 7 лет назад +804

    “Marry white woman one time? shame on you. Marry white woman two times? Shame on us.” That’s a J cole quote I think

    • @COLE_PRODUCTIONS
      @COLE_PRODUCTIONS 7 лет назад +25

      really? I thought it was Donald Trump

    • @스텔-c6o
      @스텔-c6o 7 лет назад +45

      Sean McDannold marry a white woman 3 times? Fuck the peace sign let it rain on you

    • @BRBallin1
      @BRBallin1 7 лет назад +40

      It's a common idiom. Original is "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me"

    • @스텔-c6o
      @스텔-c6o 7 лет назад +6

      BRBallin1 yeah but jcole used it in his song

    • @lesryglrhfohser
      @lesryglrhfohser 7 лет назад +23

      BRBallin1 no it’s “fool me once shame on you, fool me you can’t get fooled again”

  • @v2lab
    @v2lab 7 лет назад +496

    So good.

    • @y0y0m4n
      @y0y0m4n 7 лет назад

      v2lab omg check this hilarious stand up out 😂😭 ruclips.net/video/JAJfbcjOtvs/видео.html

  • @Samm306
    @Samm306 3 года назад +18

    "An informed racist is a better racist" - Kumail Nanjiani

  • @lpycb42
    @lpycb42 7 лет назад

    I'm legitimately in love with this dude. Is sense of humor and delivery are SO ON POINT.

  • @PlaneCDR
    @PlaneCDR 7 лет назад +25

    Awesome monologue Kumail! Very funny and insightful. My wife and I bought The Big Sick and really enjoyed it.

  • @linatran5629
    @linatran5629 7 лет назад +589

    I like his delivery.

    • @sunsetsockhop9576
      @sunsetsockhop9576 7 лет назад +22

      Same here, I order the lamb and rice platter, they bring it right up to my office

    • @weaselsdawg
      @weaselsdawg 7 лет назад +6

      Lina Tran the Sikh vs Muslim part was so well done

    • @MoeMentos
      @MoeMentos 7 лет назад +2

      Oh because he's Middle Eastern he's a delivery guy?? 😉

    • @bosgaurus1
      @bosgaurus1 7 лет назад +3

      The Indian Sub-continent is farther away from the Middle East than the Irish isles.

    • @Surv1ve_Thrive
      @Surv1ve_Thrive 7 лет назад +2

      Chris.....so he's Irish?

  • @yawoelevn
    @yawoelevn 7 лет назад +9

    This isn’t a monologue, this is great stand up by a great comedian.

  • @that_dam_baka
    @that_dam_baka 6 лет назад +116

    I did think he was Indian for a minute.
    I like this guy, he's hilarious. 😂😂

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 5 лет назад +14

      As an Indian living in America myself, it’s a common mistake.
      Just don’t say it to native-born Indians and Pakistanis because they will eat you up.

    • @overseaselifestyle8377
      @overseaselifestyle8377 4 года назад +6

      He is not indian he our proud pakistani.

    • @prince_sach50
      @prince_sach50 4 года назад +2

      Basically same thing

    • @lishlovesappletea
      @lishlovesappletea 4 года назад +12

      Indians and Pakistanis look the same anyway since they were the same country a while back I'm saying this as a Pakistani

    • @that_dam_baka
      @that_dam_baka 4 года назад +2

      @@Gemnist98 I know.

  • @mefi9788
    @mefi9788 7 лет назад +49

    "An informed racist is a better racist" haha love it.

  • @astridjohnson965
    @astridjohnson965 7 лет назад +62

    Kumail makes me such a proud brown girl

    • @RyuLongRHOG
      @RyuLongRHOG 5 лет назад +3

      r u related 2 Rubius Hagrid?

    • @sweetjello_7057
      @sweetjello_7057 5 лет назад +1

      Brown girl called Ruby Hagrid... seems legit

    • @branon6565
      @branon6565 5 лет назад

      Your name is Ruby Hagrid....and you're a brown woman.....yeah uh-huh....

  • @hasanshawon8777
    @hasanshawon8777 7 лет назад +118

    Kumail...you killed it men..

  • @khansahb-o4e
    @khansahb-o4e 7 лет назад +97

    Remember kids, an informed racist is a better racist.

  • @yameesharma8564
    @yameesharma8564 4 года назад +12

    His stand-up seems like something Chandler Bing or Matthew Perry would do.
    P.s. loved his confidence and that clever smile

  • @Leoppassion
    @Leoppassion 6 лет назад +14

    Wow, that was an amazing bit. The way he built it up was amazing.

  • @FoMoFo
    @FoMoFo 7 лет назад +106

    My family is mixed with Pakistani and Caucasian as well and it's the best 💯💯

    • @jhonshephard921
      @jhonshephard921 7 лет назад +3

      know any Urdu?

    • @zachattack7300
      @zachattack7300 7 лет назад

      Vegans Por Vida check out my vlogs of Pakistan cheers

    • @hamzadolman1081
      @hamzadolman1081 6 лет назад +3

      Pakistanis are Caucasian. Caucasian doesn’t just mean white

    • @iammajiid
      @iammajiid 6 лет назад +3

      Pakistani is a “nationality” not a “race” nor an “ethnicity”.

    • @keyboardemperor3540
      @keyboardemperor3540 6 лет назад

      Must look Lebanese then

  • @Shotleejoe
    @Shotleejoe 7 лет назад +214

    That was gold.
    I'll vote for him if he ran for an office...Lol

    • @BRBallin1
      @BRBallin1 7 лет назад +2

      He's from Pakisthan, so no he can't.

    • @robertgoldman1579
      @robertgoldman1579 7 лет назад +1

      shotlee J that's the dumbest fucking shit I've ever heard. Idiots like you are the reason why Obama and Trump became president.

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 7 лет назад +5

      He's one of those people who are too smart to run for office, anyway.

    • @motocross_cooper
      @motocross_cooper 7 лет назад

      shotlee J OF COURSE.....because telling jokes clearly means you understand economics, Criminal and Civil Justice matters and have the Moral strength needed in a public official to withstand people trying to bride or coerce you to do something against the public good. Let me guess, By your Clearly elaborate vetting of candidates for public office. I'm betting you Voted for Hillary Clinton and you probably did just because she was a woman and because she told everyone it was her turn to be president and told everyone they were sexist if they didn't vote for her corrupt, war mongering ass!

    • @Ethan-dn1wc
      @Ethan-dn1wc 7 лет назад

      BRBallin1 he said an office. Its only the presidency that you have to be a natural citizen. You can run for any other office. Arnold Schwarzenegger became govenor of California despite being born in Austria.

  • @jonathanhuling
    @jonathanhuling 7 лет назад +46

    He is seriously underrated

  • @EdiCallier
    @EdiCallier 4 года назад +6

    “That guy seems to know what he’s talking about, I’ll pack my bags” 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @FJB_USA_1ST
    @FJB_USA_1ST 5 лет назад +5

    Charming handsome man. Why people choose to hate others just because...is beyond me. Great speech.

  • @emmamoon5709
    @emmamoon5709 7 лет назад +59

    Intelligent monologue. Right on

  • @BearGasss
    @BearGasss 7 лет назад +59

    WOLVES!!!!
    "That is the way of our people"

  • @mouija1450
    @mouija1450 7 лет назад +123

    I think the first time I saw Kumail was with his wife on a gaming youtube show probably attached to Geek and Sundry. Halfway through the clip, I thought this guy is not just funny, but REALLY funny and deserves a bigger stage. Glad to see it happened. Silicon Valley was a big step up, but hosting SNL is pretty much an "I made it, bitches" mic drop for a young comedian that was doing youtube content a few years ago.

    • @quilliamattari2772
      @quilliamattari2772 7 лет назад

      You got a link to the video?

    • @mouija1450
      @mouija1450 7 лет назад

      Look up The Indoor Kids on the Nerdist channel. It's Kumail and his wife playing games with guests.

  • @bighaircrew
    @bighaircrew 7 лет назад +1

    The funniest monologue ever!!!! And he didn't need any cast help. Handled it solo like a BOSS!! Congrats.

  • @JoshuaKazemi
    @JoshuaKazemi 5 лет назад +162

    Any fellow Armchair Experts here?
    I think 3:03 is the moment.

    • @_mikeyjames
      @_mikeyjames 5 лет назад +3

      Joshua Kazemi, I think 3:00 is where he “stumbles on the word”

    • @davidspear4494
      @davidspear4494 5 лет назад +3

      I rewatched it just to find this moment. Thanks!

    • @aliadizzle
      @aliadizzle 5 лет назад

      That's why I'm here 😁😁

    • @DiceMonkeyGames
      @DiceMonkeyGames 5 лет назад +1

      Armchairies unite!

    • @aliadizzle
      @aliadizzle 5 лет назад

      @@DiceMonkeyGames btw for the record, that's how I think Armchairies should be spelled but Dax always spells it Armcherries. I love him but hate that spelling hahaha

  • @iceshadow42
    @iceshadow42 7 лет назад +13

    This whole thing is hilarious. Laughed so hard at the Sikh part. "Get it right, which is wrong!" Lol!

  • @chrisfordeditor
    @chrisfordeditor 6 лет назад +3

    This was one of the absolute best monologues I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. This guy's great.

  • @tldandi567
    @tldandi567 7 лет назад +23

    Honestly this was amazing haven't laughed like this or heard a clever and awesome delivery like this.

  • @reyfvelazquez
    @reyfvelazquez 5 лет назад +32

    So this is what happens when you have an actual stand up comedian doing stand up 🤷‍♂️😂

  • @Metin2Guy
    @Metin2Guy 7 лет назад +14

    I love kumail's sense of humour

  • @Hatingmeisconforming
    @Hatingmeisconforming 7 лет назад +75

    I fucking love Kumail!!!

  • @SaitejaDuggaraju
    @SaitejaDuggaraju 5 лет назад +3

    Kumail is awesome as usual. Highly concentrated version of comedy. No wastage of words or verbal diarrhea. Pure blissful comedy spilling out of every single sentence! 😁😁

  • @okayfineiguessilltrythat
    @okayfineiguessilltrythat 4 года назад +11

    "That is the way of my people"
    omg😂😂

  • @Mia7189
    @Mia7189 7 лет назад +2

    Love Kumail.So happy for him and Emily. What a great year they’re having.

  • @96unicorns
    @96unicorns 5 лет назад +29

    This is officially my new favourite comedian :D

  • @Foodies71000
    @Foodies71000 7 лет назад +75

    This guy is ridiculously funny ..!!

  • @thomasbolt2930
    @thomasbolt2930 6 лет назад +88

    He is extremely funny ....but very underrated tho

  • @marseldechumavoy7583
    @marseldechumavoy7583 2 года назад +4

    It was the best monologue of all time. Bravo!

  • @davidruckno7658
    @davidruckno7658 Год назад +1

    Dude crushed that! I can’t believe i’ve never seen it.

  • @kartikgupta8218
    @kartikgupta8218 5 лет назад +2

    THAT WAS HONESTLY THE BEST MONOLOGUE IVE EVER HEARD

  • @crofregernish4695
    @crofregernish4695 7 лет назад +58

    Oh that ranch dressing part 😂
    I'm super white and just do not get the obsession either.

  • @jeffwei
    @jeffwei 7 лет назад +3

    I didn't want this monologue to end. Turn this into a full hour -long special! "Informed Racism"

  • @just2fly10
    @just2fly10 7 лет назад +113

    🇵🇰 We in the building 🇵🇰

    • @thebaddest3308
      @thebaddest3308 6 лет назад +11

      Nothing but love for Pakistan peace ✌️

    • @just2fly10
      @just2fly10 4 года назад

      Pappy Van Winkle Wrong continent but amazing try for a racist dickhead

    • @raze-x8093
      @raze-x8093 4 года назад

      @@just2fly10 he is just joking

    • @raze-x8093
      @raze-x8093 4 года назад

      @Pappy Van Winkle lol

  • @lancerobinson8889
    @lancerobinson8889 4 года назад

    I am doing covid 19 Kumail binge. Every video I find is great. I first heard about Kumail when he appeared in Latitudes magazine.

  • @leenthegirl
    @leenthegirl 7 лет назад +1

    I love SNL and this was one of the funniest opening monologues and episodes I've seen in a while. well done!!