"I Love You, Social Distancing" Song by Eric Cartman (Original Music) - SOUTH PARK

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2020
  • Cartman sings about all the ways the pandemic has made his life better.
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    EXT. WIDE SHOT - CARTMAN'S HOUSE - MORNING
    It's more of a drone point of view wide shot, high angle with a few more houses visible around Cartman's. As if on cue from, Randy's last line, Big theatrical happy music starts to play.
    Then a TITLE FADES up --- 'South Park' and then 'Pandemic Special'
    CARTMAN (V.O.)
    Wow...
    INT. CARTMAN'S ROOM - MORNING
    Cartman is sleeping in his bed when his alarm goes off. His eyes open but he doesn't move.
    HAPPY MUSIC plays as Cartman springs out of bed with a huge smile on his face and walks over to the curtains.
    He THROWS the curtains open excitedly and looks out over the neighborhood.
    CARTMAN
    (singing)
    Wow! Another day inside! Don't have to do a thing!
    Cartman turns back to his room, puts out his arms and sings to the heavens-
    CARTMAN
    I love you social dis-tan-cing!
    Cartman hops back up on his bed, standing on it to sing more.
    CARTMAN
    No one's around No one's talking to me Social distancing I'm freee!
    INT. CARTMAN'S BATHROOM - SECONDS LATER
    Cartman bursts in the bathroom and gesture towards the sink and shower.
    CARTMAN
    Don't have to brush my teeth - Or shower. For WHAT???
    Smash cut to Cartman on the toilet reading a comic book.
    CARTMAN
    I can sit on the toilet for hours - As much as I want! Cuz no one's saying to meeee. You kids should get outside and do something.
    Cartman's phone alarm goes off and he looks at it.
    CARTMAN
    Ohp! Nine am! Time for school!
    INT. CARTMAN'S ROOM - SECONDS LATER
    Cartman happily walks up to the computer and hits some buttons. The music to the song continues underneath.
    BEHIND CARTMAN ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN - The other kids in Cartman's class start to pop up on a zoom call.
    TEACHER
    (on zoom)
    Good morning guys, everyone ready to start school?
    KIDS
    Good morning/Hi Mrs. Davis/Hello/I'm here/etc.
    TEACHER
    Okay I think we're all here- I see Jimmy and Clyde are on now... ERIC ARE YOU THERE?
    CARTMAN
    Yes teacher I'm here! I can't wait to start scho- scho- ep. Ep. Ee.
    As Cartman does this he pretends to be freezing.
    TEACHER
    Oh no Eric I think your computer is freezing up again?
    CARTMAN
    Oh no really? Can you guys hear me? I just said-- Eh. Eh. Eh. Eh.
    Cartman freezes in a pose.
    TEACHER
    Eric you'll just have to listen again, okay? Best you can.
    Cartman happily sets an iPad in from of his computer. The iPad has a fullscreen image of frozen Cartman with his eyes closed.
    TEACHER (O.S.)
    So let's start today guys, by going over yesterday's grammar examples. Wendy can you read the first one?
    CARTMAN
    (singing)
    I'm cut off from the world! Isolated, alone-
    On the way out, Cartman happily grabs a six foot stick that's standing by the door. Then he strikes a pose with it.
    CARTMAN
    This is what I call existancing!
    INT. CARTMAN'S LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS
    ON THE STAIRS - Cartman comes down the steps towards camera almost using the stick like a cane in a musical-
    CARTMAN
    No one can touch me - or boss me around!
    Cartman comes bopping down the stairs still in his Pjs, happily holding his stick. His mom appears at the bottom of the stairs.
    CARTMAN
    Social Distancing-
    CARTMAN'S MOM
    (spoken)
    Eric, aren't you supposed to be on your zoom call?
    CARTMAN
    (singing)
    Stay away from me mom! Yeah! You got to keep your social dis-tance!
    As Cartman does this he walks in a big semi circle around his mom with his stick pointed at her to keep her six feet away and heads to the kitchen-
    INT. KITCHEN - MORNING
    Smash cut to Cartman as he's just sitting down at the kitchen table to pour himself a big bowl of cheesy poofs poofs into a cereal bowl and then cover it with milk, smiling a humming the whole time.
    CARTMAN
    Cause all I'm gonna do is sing... About how much I love you - and I need you - social distancing!
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @southpark
    @southpark  3 года назад +4043

    Watch "The Pandemic Special" uncensored full episode for free: cart.mn/sp-pandemic

    • @OOL5
      @OOL5 3 года назад +94

      Link don't work

    • @toe3165
      @toe3165 3 года назад +115

      Too many people are watching the pandemic special at the same time so that's why the link doesn't work

    • @OOL5
      @OOL5 3 года назад +21

      F

    • @harbi5460
      @harbi5460 3 года назад +38

      PAGE NOT FOUND, WHAT DO I DO???

    • @JTPost
      @JTPost 3 года назад +9

      epiCo

  • @theredbrother6520
    @theredbrother6520 3 года назад +8594

    This whole year is just a goldmine for the South Park writers.

    • @sk4mpz523
      @sk4mpz523 3 года назад +80

      Lmao fr

    • @99certain45
      @99certain45 3 года назад +55

      It amazes me that they're retiring

    • @UncleTeeg
      @UncleTeeg 3 года назад +191

      Aaron Hyde probably because people can’t take any jokes nowadays man. Sad

    • @camilochaves4771
      @camilochaves4771 3 года назад +27

      @@99certain45 who said that?

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 3 года назад +99

      @@99certain45 they're not? Who said that

  • @erikcintronthemite2755
    @erikcintronthemite2755 3 года назад +2845

    0:46 Poor Kenny he isn’t there cause he doesn’t have a computer.

    • @DJKNITEX
      @DJKNITEX 3 года назад +198

      damn must have blown it up since the WOW episode lol

    • @dsicfr
      @dsicfr 3 года назад +275

      his mom did have a ipad in the parents zoom meeting

    • @jc_9609
      @jc_9609 3 года назад +104

      She stole it tho 😂

    • @alextrebek6361
      @alextrebek6361 3 года назад +61

      Kenny's dead
      YOU BASTARDS!

    • @jorgeigualbonilla9998
      @jorgeigualbonilla9998 3 года назад +29

      Or ded by corona...

  • @lia_gacha_fnaf5569
    @lia_gacha_fnaf5569 2 года назад +758

    I love how when cartman starts “glitching” Kyle gets angry cause he knows that he’s pretending

    • @JasmineAmberSandbrook1923
      @JasmineAmberSandbrook1923 Год назад +5

      Lol

    • @TheFrenchPug
      @TheFrenchPug Год назад +7

      I had to go back and see him frowning.

    • @Angelica_04
      @Angelica_04 Год назад +11

      He’s the only one who sees through his bullshit. 😂

    • @BladedBear
      @BladedBear Год назад +3

      This was realistic. I had students do this, but they'd just turn their webcam off and type "My PC is freezing"...and then later when their parents forced them to rejoin, I'd see their TV had Fortnite's intro screen on it. 2020 was one hell of a ride.

    • @soniamoon9779
      @soniamoon9779 8 месяцев назад

      @@BladedBearYeah cuz you should know we dont wanna be in yall bum ass class, W kid for playing fortnite

  • @ashleyhorne3502
    @ashleyhorne3502 Год назад +300

    Ah, lockdown. The good ole days.

    • @gunmasterx1164
      @gunmasterx1164 Год назад +23

      I missed lock down

    • @willnack5315
      @willnack5315 Год назад +27

      The glory days of us introverts!

    • @gunmasterx1164
      @gunmasterx1164 Год назад +5

      @@willnack5315 yup

    • @PizzaPlanet805
      @PizzaPlanet805 Год назад +6

      Government wanted everyone stay quarantine
      Gamers: doing awesome jobs 👏

    • @ashleyhorne3502
      @ashleyhorne3502 Год назад +1

      @@PizzaPlanet805; gamers!! I crushed the zombie army trilogy and part 4 during beautiful lock down.

  • @terencemcfadden7466
    @terencemcfadden7466 3 года назад +9082

    This season is just gonna write itself.

  • @JuliusCaesar888
    @JuliusCaesar888 3 года назад +5746

    Lmfao when Cartman is faking the lag, you see Kyle has a pissed off face, cause he knows he's full of shit. Subtle awesome detail.

    • @kristopherjones7997
      @kristopherjones7997 3 года назад +127

      As funny as this is I'm with Kyle

    • @Noname-fb1mm
      @Noname-fb1mm 3 года назад +209

      And after Cartman pulls out his fake lag picture you can see Kyle's mouth moving at 1:19, almost as if he's trying to tell Mrs. Nelson that Cartman is faking his lag.

    • @QL0715
      @QL0715 3 года назад +34

      That’s my favorite part of the video 😭

    • @DreamwaveRecords.
      @DreamwaveRecords. 3 года назад +4

      Yeah lol

    • @karppeakdespina4580
      @karppeakdespina4580 3 года назад +46

      @@Noname-fb1mm Wendy also frowns there.

  • @nxbula7540
    @nxbula7540 2 года назад +523

    As an introvert, Cartman couldn't have been more relatable.

  • @lochnessable115
    @lochnessable115 Год назад +75

    I love how Cartman’s mom always looks like she’s scared talking with him 😂

  • @Dearevanhansen223
    @Dearevanhansen223 3 года назад +6453

    I love how Kyle looks pissed when Eric starts stuttering. He’s the only one who sees through Cartmans bullshit😂

    • @Heisenberg-wr4ym
      @Heisenberg-wr4ym 3 года назад +174

      Holy shit you’re right

    • @ddboss4708
      @ddboss4708 3 года назад +91

      Just saw that😄

    • @mr.mumblesgaming2530
      @mr.mumblesgaming2530 3 года назад +77

      Ik I noticed that too lol. It’s so funny Kyle is pissed

    • @kristopherjones7997
      @kristopherjones7997 3 года назад +36

      I'm with Kyle

    • @drissabderrhamane7948
      @drissabderrhamane7948 3 года назад +51

      Haha 😂 this Is one of the first thing that i wanted to check in, freezing my screen : what’s the Kyle’s reaction ? I knew that he would be pissed off

  • @shadowbanned111
    @shadowbanned111 3 года назад +496

    1:04 I love how Kyle instantly knows what's up 😅

    • @samaravasiloff6381
      @samaravasiloff6381 3 года назад +31

      How come kyle was basically a silent emotionless robot when stan bursted down into tears?

    • @calebkuti7897
      @calebkuti7897 3 года назад +11

      Because he knew that Stan lied

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 3 года назад +10

      He could tell Cartman was bullshitting.

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 3 года назад +18

      1:15 how did she not notice that?

    • @icecrownpoint
      @icecrownpoint 3 года назад +4

      Because it's happening "again"

  • @BladedBear
    @BladedBear Год назад +45

    As somebody who was a teacher during the 2020 pandemic....everything about this episode was spot on, especially the kids faking tech issues to get out of participating in class, and that fraction of kids (and adults...) who liked the 'new normal' of staying inside/avoiding others.

  • @justinmiddleton8818
    @justinmiddleton8818 2 года назад +244

    Cartman faking his computer/Zoom feed freezing is just so hilarious, and even more so is that the teacher actually falls for it with not being suspicious or skeptical about it at all. Kyle's pissed look at 1:04 makes it even funnier still, because he obviously knows more than anyone that Cartman is up to his old tricks again and none of the other kids seem to really notice when he puts up a photo copy of his face appearing to be frozen on the screen. XD

    • @jacobjorgenson9285
      @jacobjorgenson9285 2 года назад +2

      Perhaps the teacher is just glad cartman won't be there

    • @venemous15
      @venemous15 Год назад

      @@jacobjorgenson9285 id be like that as well

    • @embedded_software
      @embedded_software Год назад

      He also doesn't mute his mic before he walks away from the computer and starts singing again lol

    • @justinmiddleton8818
      @justinmiddleton8818 Год назад +1

      @ClassicNickelodeonYe­sModernNickJrNo
      "Oh no, Eric your computer's freezing up again."
      "Oh no really can you guys hear me. I just said eh- eh- eh- eh- eh- eh."

  • @sneakykamon
    @sneakykamon 3 года назад +4586

    I’m not gonna lie, Cartman’s morning energy was pretty much me all of April 2020

    • @static-scribblez
      @static-scribblez 3 года назад +222

      Same, while all my friends were bored out of their skull I was being a happy little introvert the entire lockdown lol

    • @sneakykamon
      @sneakykamon 3 года назад +67

      @@static-scribblez Yup. I started meditating, been keeping up with my college courses, wrote a book, sat home and collected unemployment. I really had little to complain about lol

    • @hopeoconnor1626
      @hopeoconnor1626 3 года назад +11

      Not me, being that I’m an extrovert.

    • @edwinazaiser38
      @edwinazaiser38 2 года назад +46

      I was the happiest ever…

    • @briank8697
      @briank8697 2 года назад +14

      You're all insane, I was hitting the park and working out. I went to my friend's house and partied

  • @Tw0Dots
    @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +2782

    “No one’s around, no one’s talking to me”
    Introverts: _that hit different_

    • @Professional_Nobody
      @Professional_Nobody 3 года назад +72

      •• no babe that’s what introverts WANT 🤣

    • @jadaw644
      @jadaw644 3 года назад +78

      @@Professional_Nobody That's what they're saying, hits in a good way.

    • @GypsyWifeLife
      @GypsyWifeLife 3 года назад +14

      💯

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +18

      T B Um...did I not just say that? I think you misunderstood the joke lol.

    • @ARedMotorcycle
      @ARedMotorcycle 3 года назад +10

      @T B
      And there's always at least one of you that doesn't get the joke. Never fails to happen.

  • @coolbrotherf127
    @coolbrotherf127 2 года назад +266

    I was an essential worker during all this and the best part was there was almost no traffic on the roads and my job required that I drive a lot. It was so nice being able to go anywhere with no traffic for months.

    • @joshuabecker5154
      @joshuabecker5154 2 года назад +4

      Too bad there was barely anywhere to go.

    • @Frankiegoestoholly
      @Frankiegoestoholly Год назад

      @Jay Rock AK and now everyone complaining because people don't want slave jobs🤣

    • @hokage1997
      @hokage1997 Год назад +6

      i absolutely adored that. along that gas was less than $2 a gal

    • @hokage1997
      @hokage1997 Год назад

      @@Frankiegoestoholly thats good. maybe corporations will learn they are nothing with out the little guys

    • @raydgreenwald7788
      @raydgreenwald7788 Год назад +1

      I know that feeling, especially because I work a night job and people can be very stupid on the road at night. I really miss it 😢

  • @GovenorMcLovin
    @GovenorMcLovin 2 года назад +110

    I don't think I've ever agreed more with Cartman. My SO and I are loving staying home and having a built in excuse as to not see people especially family. It's pretty damn great. We've started exercising, eating better, and have paid off all of our debt. Woo hoo social distancing.

    • @archkull
      @archkull 2 года назад +7

      I'll be honest close to nothing in my life changed that much.

    • @joshuabecker5154
      @joshuabecker5154 2 года назад +4

      Good to see at least one person is enjoying this mess.

  • @juancorral7216
    @juancorral7216 3 года назад +2918

    I love how Kyle is angry when Cartman is pretending his internet is having problems with Zoom. He's the only one who knows (or cares).

    • @renj-
      @renj- 3 года назад +92

      Butters cares

    • @menciqontino3685
      @menciqontino3685 3 года назад +61

      Wendy cares

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +74

      Kyle was always wound up tight tho 😂
      He hates him remember

    • @menciqontino3685
      @menciqontino3685 3 года назад +4

      @@Tw0Dots••••••🍴😋 👻👻👻👻

    • @ShartyMcFunnybags
      @ShartyMcFunnybags 3 года назад +28

      Honestly, this was one of my favorite scenes of the episode.

  • @SuperYoutubuser
    @SuperYoutubuser 3 года назад +2413

    They gotta start selling that 6ft pole as a merchandise

    • @SashiKouran
      @SashiKouran 3 года назад +28

      😂😂😂

    • @Stavros1977
      @Stavros1977 3 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @grahammarshall1199
      @grahammarshall1199 3 года назад +36

      They are my dad bought one

    • @sarnow76
      @sarnow76 3 года назад +4

      @@grahammarshall1199 where?

    • @grahammarshall1199
      @grahammarshall1199 3 года назад +21

      @@sarnow76 He actually made his own lol, it doesn’t take much. I thought he bought it

  • @danielslade9485
    @danielslade9485 3 года назад +73

    I don't know what's more absurd, the fact that Kyle's secretly thinking that Cartman's faking the freezing up or the fact that Cartman's eating Cheesy Poofs as a cereal.

    • @tedioussugar384
      @tedioussugar384 2 года назад +4

      Oh, Kyle isn’t thinking it. He KNOWS Eric’s faking. He’s known Cartman long enough to see through his bullshit.

  • @willberry6434
    @willberry6434 2 года назад +10

    Working from home is the best

  • @miltonng4116
    @miltonng4116 3 года назад +1894

    I love how butters has a worried look while Kyle is pissed off that Cartman has disconnected again

    • @rpg23245
      @rpg23245 3 года назад +66

      That's his face sir

    • @jordanmaessen9655
      @jordanmaessen9655 3 года назад +33

      I really do love that small detail lmfao

    • @theartistdt207
      @theartistdt207 3 года назад +25

      Haha lol Kyle is my favourite boi 💚💚💚

    • @pointblank6269
      @pointblank6269 3 года назад +25

      Yes, kyle is the insufferable white knight of the truth 😄 just as in the tourette and fishsticks episodes

    • @ILikeMyPrivacytbt
      @ILikeMyPrivacytbt 3 года назад +53

      No, it's because Kyle knows what Cartman is doing. He always knows when Cartman is up to no good.

  • @Rajesh-Koothrappali
    @Rajesh-Koothrappali 3 года назад +4271

    “We can’t go back to skewl there’s a fucking pandemic “ best lines ever

  • @RossMoore777
    @RossMoore777 2 года назад +156

    I can't believe it's actually been 11 months since this absolutely gem of an episode. Definitely the only good thing that came out of 2020.

    • @Tricole94
      @Tricole94 Год назад

      For you

    • @Tommorows-Dream
      @Tommorows-Dream 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Tricole94 bruh

    • @gegecry
      @gegecry 9 месяцев назад +1

      What about President "Garrison" Not Being the Most powerful man in the world anymore.
      That was a big win too.

  • @choiboi09
    @choiboi09 2 года назад +20

    I like how innocent Cartman is in this scene. He is just a kid bunking off school.

  • @ZombieBiohazard
    @ZombieBiohazard 3 года назад +1862

    He’s happy now until he realizes Casa Bonita is closed

  • @alienboi2
    @alienboi2 3 года назад +2942

    I like how cartmans the only one in his pajamas 😂

    • @foffy8609
      @foffy8609 3 года назад +90

      not realistic at all

    • @hopeoconnor1626
      @hopeoconnor1626 3 года назад +43

      IKR. It’s like nobody can take him seriously.

    • @VictoriaInahuazo
      @VictoriaInahuazo 3 года назад +49

      @@foffy8609 what do you mean? I have my jammies on during class lol

    • @Professor_Geonite
      @Professor_Geonite 3 года назад +30

      I always got my jamjams.

    • @Kwacklet
      @Kwacklet 2 года назад +26

      Lol I never change my clothes when I attend online class. I just wake up, eat and meet.

  • @ramiking745
    @ramiking745 Год назад +4

    The introverts’ national anthem.

  • @velyund1546
    @velyund1546 10 месяцев назад +9

    Any introverted person during those times: socializing? You mean I can stay home without anyone complaining about it? Yessssssss!

  • @josuetinoco7153
    @josuetinoco7153 3 года назад +2572

    Wait, he didn't mute himself.

    • @GozoGamer2
      @GozoGamer2 3 года назад +251

      That makes it funnier

    • @hihi15yearsago56
      @hihi15yearsago56 3 года назад +7

      @@gayps4user47 lol

    • @bobhi5040
      @bobhi5040 3 года назад +8

      @@gayps4user47 that fake link is cool lol.

    • @gayps4user47
      @gayps4user47 3 года назад +4

      @@bobhi5040 is a fake link

    • @gayps4user47
      @gayps4user47 3 года назад +2

      @@bobhi5040 like of u enjoyed

  • @SlapMyBass3825
    @SlapMyBass3825 3 года назад +515

    I have quickly turned into Cartman during this whole pandemic. This is an introvert's dream come true.

    • @hitokiribattousai7703
      @hitokiribattousai7703 3 года назад +24

      Same. I'm an introvert and social distancing & quarantine is easy. All I need is my gf & family.

    • @667DOOM
      @667DOOM 3 года назад +9

      @@hitokiribattousai7703 same, and my dogs, and a handful friends i see once a while but know for my entire life.

    • @SlapMyBass3825
      @SlapMyBass3825 3 года назад +12

      @@hitokiribattousai7703 I dont even need my family or have a gf, lol.

    • @lilyagalonasakura5576
      @lilyagalonasakura5576 3 года назад +5

      Same here😂😂😂

    • @javier77th
      @javier77th 3 года назад +4

      I love being alone. I found this hilarious.

  • @xShinigamiRyukuux
    @xShinigamiRyukuux 2 года назад +15

    1:03
    I love how Kyle is totally unimpressed while Butters looks concerned.

  • @R2D6_10
    @R2D6_10 2 года назад +9

    1:32 Literally the German Police.

  • @bobandjeffreyfreshproducti4607
    @bobandjeffreyfreshproducti4607 3 года назад +2175

    This song was my favourite part in the episode

  • @natekankelfitz9735
    @natekankelfitz9735 3 года назад +3057

    All this horrible stuff going on in the world but apparently cartman's life doesn't matter

    • @TheLigon27
      @TheLigon27 3 года назад +42

      That one goes over the head 🤣

    • @calebkuti7897
      @calebkuti7897 3 года назад +142

      Cartman Lives Matter

    • @MikeJ2023
      @MikeJ2023 3 года назад +70

      Tokens life matters.

    • @cyrusmuller6502
      @cyrusmuller6502 3 года назад +45

      City wok lives matter

    • @illuminazi9208
      @illuminazi9208 3 года назад +37

      Cartman is totally me during the pandemic

  • @RinskeVink_
    @RinskeVink_ 2 года назад +15

    i love how Cartman’s video screen is bigger than the rest of the class

  • @jackventure3703
    @jackventure3703 Год назад +5

    I miss lockdown so much.

  • @theLOL899
    @theLOL899 3 года назад +2155

    In 20 years:
    "Mum, Dad? How was the pandemic?"
    *me playing this video*

    • @sowiwiody3681
      @sowiwiody3681 3 года назад +27

      How are you gonna meet the person to marry then? lol

    • @marklalonde7996
      @marklalonde7996 3 года назад +2

      @Alex McDean I would tell them we had to walk reallly really far to school.

    • @topeque6993
      @topeque6993 3 года назад +1

      Haha if your still alive to give birth kids

    • @romeandjames778
      @romeandjames778 3 года назад

      Lmao that's perfect

    • @emilebichelberger7590
      @emilebichelberger7590 3 года назад

      Mark La Londe Oh id go the full mile

  • @thereal_flipflop2110
    @thereal_flipflop2110 3 года назад +3095

    Anybody else notice that Kenny ain't there lol, he probably couldn't afford internet connection

    • @meeshka16
      @meeshka16 3 года назад +247

      His mom shows up on the parents' call as "iPad #184995" or whatever, instead of her name. So subtle...

    • @kingdt903
      @kingdt903 3 года назад +88

      He dies when the police get there founding back. They crush him with the tank

    • @thereal_flipflop2110
      @thereal_flipflop2110 3 года назад +13

      @@kingdt903 I meant in the zoom call but okay lol

    • @kingdt903
      @kingdt903 3 года назад +13

      thereal_FlipFlop yeah i know. I was answering Leonardo CmGranja . Forgot to tag him. My bad

    • @colinbell2983
      @colinbell2983 3 года назад +3

      He probably already died

  • @jessmorgan6732
    @jessmorgan6732 2 года назад +26

    How am I only discovering this song now? This was how I felt the moment lockdown began.

  • @RapFanatic4ever
    @RapFanatic4ever 2 года назад +44

    I was social distancing loooooooong before COVID . People suck .

  • @thevlog492
    @thevlog492 3 года назад +1984

    “Six feet mom. Six fucking feet!” Lol

    • @stevenf5902
      @stevenf5902 3 года назад +33

      My favorite part 😂🤣

    • @dianehoward2788
      @dianehoward2788 3 года назад +8

      I love that part too lmao

    • @basicbch6990
      @basicbch6990 3 года назад +11

      *i love that part so fucking much!*

    • @ontariobuds
      @ontariobuds 3 года назад +18

      I especially love the final poke he gives her to get her further away.
      Classic.

    • @Jump-Man
      @Jump-Man 3 года назад +2

      @@ontariobuds oh boy if someone did that shit to me id be very pissed of right about now.

  • @Jinkuzu
    @Jinkuzu 3 года назад +6532

    Cartman is basicly how every gamer reacted to the lockdowns.

    • @joshradcliffe8563
      @joshradcliffe8563 3 года назад +171

      Lol, true. The pandemic was what persuaded me to finally get round to buying a PS4, April and May whiled away on Red Dead Redemption 2 and Hitman.

    • @TobyNo1Awesomeness
      @TobyNo1Awesomeness 3 года назад +73

      I completed Mario Galaxy 2 Perfect Run in that time

    • @nikkoestupin3616
      @nikkoestupin3616 3 года назад +11

      Yes

    • @JessieJamesPlays
      @JessieJamesPlays 3 года назад +11

      Yes

    • @magnus00125
      @magnus00125 3 года назад +9

      Yes this!!

  • @melodyliu7225
    @melodyliu7225 2 года назад +6

    Cartman forgot to mute his mic, now they heard him singing and ignoring school.

    • @niahoad
      @niahoad Месяц назад

      Amateur mistake

  • @kathymyers7279
    @kathymyers7279 2 года назад +13

    I love how he uses the social distance stick on his mother. Lol

  • @Allzoy
    @Allzoy 3 года назад +1059

    I love Kyle’s face when he saw Cartman tricking the teacher. Pure disappointment.

  • @democritus3133
    @democritus3133 3 года назад +939

    Gotta give credit to him, his way to get out of class is way more elaborate than everyone else’s, most of us just pretend our camera doesn’t work.

    • @foffy8609
      @foffy8609 3 года назад +38

      I mean he probably did it that way he could say if his mom was an essential worker they could afford faster internet

    • @ZodokiEsparda
      @ZodokiEsparda 2 года назад +6

      yeah the camera didnt work -.- oh wait i didn't had any or a mircofon . . .i was forced to buy one and had to use my phone's camera to proof i'm online but that made such huge lag spikes i missed 1/5 of the lesson so i said fuck that cut the camera threatend my teachers with several lawsuits and got my will.
      . . .2 days later our teachers had there i-net cut from work and they had to do shit from home and we all said yeah fuck it just e-mail us our work at that point and this was my story of how we managed the first lockdown

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 2 года назад +3

      I always just muted and turned my camera off and went back to RUclips.

    • @diakovsky8976
      @diakovsky8976 2 года назад +10

      he always has elaborate plans... *flashbacks to scott tenorman*

    • @msmaria5039
      @msmaria5039 2 года назад +1

      @@foffy8609 What is Mrs Cartman's job?

  • @valarmorghulis5575
    @valarmorghulis5575 2 года назад +33

    I can relate to everything about this song

    • @mizurazu2500
      @mizurazu2500 2 года назад

      Please shower or at the very least brush your teeth.

  • @ColtonSteiner
    @ColtonSteiner Год назад +83

    This was literally me during Covid. Some people hated it, but my professional extrovert experience prepared me for this

    • @garrettjackson1451
      @garrettjackson1451 Месяц назад +1

      I hated the pandemic and hated and loved being stuck in the house at the same time

  • @PLAGUE-KARM
    @PLAGUE-KARM 3 года назад +1816

    Lockdown: The only thing Eric loves other than himself

  • @trinityprothro1598
    @trinityprothro1598 3 года назад +589

    When he started singing I thought they were gonna make this a musical like the movie 😂.

    • @bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni
      @bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni 3 года назад +55

      Oh I wish they had. Trey and Matt are best when they're writing songs

    • @tvalokibatman6563
      @tvalokibatman6563 3 года назад +7

      Remember that movie bigger longer uncut

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 3 года назад +1

      @@bRETTfAVREatgbnyjmni tell that to the Oscars

    • @roachdoggjr4285
      @roachdoggjr4285 3 года назад

      Its better than high school musical

    • @trinityprothro1598
      @trinityprothro1598 3 года назад +5

      @@roachdoggjr4285 Now now. There are far worse things than High School Musical (I'm not gonna lie, some of the songs still stuck in my head. Especially from the far superior 2nd one). Like all that current autotuned garbage people call music, or carrots, or Tumblr.

  • @joeyabrams9505
    @joeyabrams9505 2 года назад +8

    “What… The Fuck… Are You Talking About”
    That’s exactly what I said when my mom said I was going back to school.

  • @autisticace8473
    @autisticace8473 11 месяцев назад +4

    I want to hug Eric in his dinosaur pajamas.

    • @JasmineAmberSandbrook1923
      @JasmineAmberSandbrook1923 11 месяцев назад +1

      I think he is adorable with those pajamas on

    • @autisticace8473
      @autisticace8473 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@JasmineAmberSandbrook1923 he looks more adorable with his hat on while he’s in his dinosaur pajamas.

  • @EWCometUniverse
    @EWCometUniverse 3 года назад +3422

    This man is eating cheese flavored cereal and nobody cares

    • @FtanmoOfEtheirys
      @FtanmoOfEtheirys 3 года назад +151

      We did care, many many years ago lol.

    • @acii5029
      @acii5029 3 года назад +110

      With milk...

    • @I_Love_Llamas
      @I_Love_Llamas 3 года назад +37

      Yeah, when I saw that watching the episode I mentioned how disgusting it is

    • @brentwebster3243
      @brentwebster3243 3 года назад +12

      But have you tried it? 🤨

    • @gigitheskeleton6202
      @gigitheskeleton6202 3 года назад +34

      @Mr. Flicky da-bean he had two heart attacks last season, so that stomach ain't the only jacked up organ.

  • @theanimeunderworld8338
    @theanimeunderworld8338 3 года назад +1404

    I'll be honest, just like after 9/11, America needs South Park

    • @KnightSlasher
      @KnightSlasher 3 года назад +103

      In this PC world Southpark is what everyone needs

    • @Rau969CoJ
      @Rau969CoJ 3 года назад +22

      I read your comment without the “after” at first.

    • @dieyote_
      @dieyote_ 3 года назад

      Turner B I really hope they can do something like that with covid 19

    • @kcinrolyat3049
      @kcinrolyat3049 3 года назад +4

      Nostalgia Critic

    • @theanimeunderworld8338
      @theanimeunderworld8338 3 года назад

      @@kcinrolyat3049 Yup

  • @octabodemes
    @octabodemes 2 года назад +32

    I remember feeling awful that i related to this so much, like imagine feeling happy that a pandemic was happening and in secret hoping that it would last another 3 years😭😂

  • @nintendo-relatedchannel5810
    @nintendo-relatedchannel5810 Год назад +5

    I miss social distancing and lockdown.

  • @johnharris6655
    @johnharris6655 3 года назад +471

    That Zoom meeting with Mackey and the Parents was 100% right.

  • @lyrafuchs1871
    @lyrafuchs1871 3 года назад +7158

    As a natural introvert, I can relate to Cartman. I had zero problems staying away from people lol

  • @peterfrank1572
    @peterfrank1572 2 года назад +7

    Throwing away the spoon ..gets me every time ..😆😆😆😂😂😂

  • @Ak1mboWar
    @Ak1mboWar 2 года назад +7

    What scares me is how realistic that the Video meeting was.

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace 3 года назад +1949

    Cartman is absolutely the kind of person that would have a "6FT" stick to keep people away, lol.

    • @ColourMeHarpy
      @ColourMeHarpy 2 года назад +20

      My favorite part. 😂

    • @armaggon5920
      @armaggon5920 2 года назад +23

      I need one.

    • @allylou8514
      @allylou8514 2 года назад +7

      I love his anxiety moment in another clip

    • @aurumvale9908
      @aurumvale9908 2 года назад +3

      @@armaggon5920 is one, it's awesome. especially when you attach a rusty nail at the tip

    • @gamergirl2236
      @gamergirl2236 2 года назад +1

      I wish I had one of those

  • @kyleschwartz2501
    @kyleschwartz2501 3 года назад +427

    Clyde’s Dad: Everyone is getting together at the town square.
    Stephen: ARE WE PROTESTING OR RIOTING?!

    • @Fritter_Films
      @Fritter_Films 3 года назад +7

      Lmfao

    • @zg6766
      @zg6766 3 года назад +12

      🌈Both🤓

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 3 года назад +16

      What's the difference?

    • @RichardStrong86
      @RichardStrong86 3 года назад

      Depends if the government send in their jackbooted bootlicking fascist shitheels to abduct people off the street like their secret police idols in Nazi Germany.

    • @julianhermanubis6800
      @julianhermanubis6800 3 года назад +12

      @@RichardStrong86 Ooh, the argumentum ad Hitlerum, that's so clever! If you lived in an actual fascist dictatorship, all of your Antifa butt buddies would already be in concentration camps, not out on bail raised on Kickstarter in less than 24 hours so they could burn more shit down.

  • @ryanh.6294
    @ryanh.6294 Год назад +5

    1:05
    Look how pissed off Kyle is at Cartman 😂

  • @suprememasteroftheuniverse
    @suprememasteroftheuniverse 2 года назад +165

    Cartman is smarter than 99% of world's population.

    • @ntinosaggelopoulos6718
      @ntinosaggelopoulos6718 2 года назад

      He can't do his homework

    • @ayarikiyo2178
      @ayarikiyo2178 2 года назад

      What is your avi from? I keep seeing that avi in the comment sections. I need to know what it is.

    • @teslasbitch3905
      @teslasbitch3905 2 года назад +5

      Yup because he’s vaccine free

    • @henkaistudio
      @henkaistudio 2 года назад +1

      @@ntinosaggelopoulos6718 he can do his homework he did it in Ceaser Milan Episode

    • @Kopie0830
      @Kopie0830 2 года назад

      The older you get then you realize where doing all these pointless things only to miss what really matters, loving each other and making the world a better place by working together. Our world system makes us tribal, instead of fixing the world, we divide ourselves. Sad, imagine what the world could do if we were united.

  • @IR17171717
    @IR17171717 3 года назад +1444

    Cheesy puffs...and...milk..? That could be the worst thing he's ever done.

    • @IR17171717
      @IR17171717 3 года назад +165

      @Gryphon Studios no, no. this is worse.

    • @monkaround7830
      @monkaround7830 3 года назад +51

      Well milk is just a more liquefied cheese

    • @ThomasFan-vd3uz
      @ThomasFan-vd3uz 3 года назад +9

      I was thinking the same thing when he did that

    • @amidasimth1214
      @amidasimth1214 3 года назад +31

      It's American culture to put cheese everywhere

    • @gethbach1988
      @gethbach1988 3 года назад +2

      @Gryphon Studios His Dad!

  • @Blackkittymom
    @Blackkittymom 3 года назад +224

    If there has been ONE upside to social distancing it has been the excuse to not have to deal with humans. It's been an introverts paradise!

    • @benjaminmartinez8181
      @benjaminmartinez8181 3 года назад +4

      Being social really is exausting

    • @andrewfrancis7272
      @andrewfrancis7272 3 года назад

      Anyone remember Jean Paul Sartre's comment that "other people are hell"? I think half of us or more secretly believe this..

  • @GG_LexoPlayz
    @GG_LexoPlayz 2 года назад +3

    Kyle literally knows cartman is fake lagging

  • @Mr.OOf8785
    @Mr.OOf8785 Год назад +2

    2:20
    Every kid who used covid to play games all day and look up all the answers

  • @RetrosAbandonedChannel
    @RetrosAbandonedChannel 3 года назад +1392

    Eric: (fakes freezing)
    Kyle: [he’s faking it, I know it]

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 3 года назад +48

      Kyle knows his bullshit.

    • @conureking7748
      @conureking7748 3 года назад +14

      *somethings wrong I can feel it*

    • @komradekalashnikov7495
      @komradekalashnikov7495 3 года назад +9

      Eric you know how hard it is for people with lag
      Kyle well maybe in this one instance he is faking

    • @ebellelunaloud5590
      @ebellelunaloud5590 2 года назад +6

      Yeah. Kyle is really smart enough to know Cartman’s tricks

    • @elsakristina2689
      @elsakristina2689 2 года назад +5

      Kyle can always see right through him!

  • @felinefrost7023
    @felinefrost7023 3 года назад +568

    i never thought i would say "god i feel you cartman."

  • @ngoddess9684
    @ngoddess9684 2 года назад +2

    "It will all be over soon" 😆 funniest line

  • @Jpiccinino
    @Jpiccinino Год назад +2

    Honestly using the tablet with a photo js actually slick.

  • @pawnhearts8785
    @pawnhearts8785 3 года назад +1433

    I would love it if there was an episode where the whole thing is just Craig’s gang on Zoom.

    • @user-wz2fu4rx9s
      @user-wz2fu4rx9s 3 года назад +16

      What is Craig’s gang?

    • @tweektweak2790
      @tweektweak2790 3 года назад +81

      @@user-wz2fu4rx9s clyde, craig, tweek, token, and sometimes others

    • @pawnhearts8785
      @pawnhearts8785 3 года назад +53

      @Tweek Tweak You’re forgetting Jimmy

    • @ashm0102
      @ashm0102 3 года назад +40

      I would love it there was a whole episode on Craig’s gang

    • @hatsunemageroyal350
      @hatsunemageroyal350 3 года назад +9

      @ ‘’ Clyde, Token, Tweek, Jimmy

  • @Kidicaruslover
    @Kidicaruslover 3 года назад +128

    Lol as soon as he woke up from bed and said “WOW” I knew he was feelin it lmao

  • @DarkMasterofCupcakes
    @DarkMasterofCupcakes 2 года назад +8

    I don't know why, but I love the fact that Cartman is the only kid who doesn't even try to look presentable for even the few seconds he pretends to be participating in the actual Zoom call for school. The other kids look like they at least brushed their hair and/or put on their hats and put jackets over their pajamas. Cartman isn't even trying to hide that he's not going to pay attention.

  • @AGL23
    @AGL23 5 месяцев назад +1

    This song epitomizes the whole COVID era. I keep coming back to see it.

  • @elvenalonly
    @elvenalonly 3 года назад +8999

    Introverts, rise up, as our national anthem has been sung.
    Hey, it's me 9 months later, and now I just realised how cringe this comment was.

    • @SunnLikesStuff
      @SunnLikesStuff 3 года назад +82

      Ambiverts connect or try your best to connect to your introverted side
      Edit : I'm expecting most of you to sing along because two third of the population are ambiverts

    • @moediggity8797
      @moediggity8797 3 года назад +50

      shut up, reddit

    • @chaddoge6659
      @chaddoge6659 3 года назад +59

      Dude, stop with that "Rise up", that's so stupid... I'm staying home btw

    • @slimjimmspicy7970
      @slimjimmspicy7970 3 года назад +9

      Yes everyone rise

    • @Rickey690
      @Rickey690 3 года назад +3

      Im not a introvert

  • @austinkozlowski3120
    @austinkozlowski3120 3 года назад +853

    Cartman Is literally the only one who cares about Social Distancing!

    • @alxcross1850
      @alxcross1850 3 года назад +35

      Fuck social distancing. I need a hug and shittt

    • @brentgould958
      @brentgould958 3 года назад +2

      69th like

    • @robinthrill3r7
      @robinthrill3r7 3 года назад +2

      For real lmao 🤣

    • @dudetheftmay8375
      @dudetheftmay8375 3 года назад +7

      I care about it

    • @user-dz3xh6el4v
      @user-dz3xh6el4v 3 года назад +12

      I care too, I hate when people so near around me, COVID or not COVID social distance from me!

  • @geibbgabemcc7746
    @geibbgabemcc7746 Год назад +6

    God this feels like forever ago but this song still slaps

  • @paintlightshine918
    @paintlightshine918 2 года назад +18

    Cartman is literally me when the pandemic started I didn't give a shit about how the rest of the other kids wanted to see their friends, that's why we got games 😂

    • @Jesauce.
      @Jesauce. Год назад +1

      ah and how i miss those times

    • @paintlightshine918
      @paintlightshine918 Год назад +3

      @@Jesauce. you and me both buddy....anyways you wanna play Minecraft?

    • @Jesauce.
      @Jesauce. Год назад +1

      @@paintlightshine918 its been a while since i last played minecraft, but sure

  • @AstaIsAMonster
    @AstaIsAMonster 3 года назад +147

    1:03 Kyle facial expression 😂 he knew Eric was on some BS.

  • @kevn420
    @kevn420 3 года назад +305

    I’m cut off from the world, isolated, alone, this is what I call existancing

    • @goddess_of.harmony
      @goddess_of.harmony 3 года назад +6

      No one can touch me or boss me around! Social Distancing!

    • @uncoolanimationsdx7267
      @uncoolanimationsdx7267 2 года назад +3

      Eric, Aren’t you supposed to be on your Zoom call?

    • @goddess_of.harmony
      @goddess_of.harmony 2 года назад +6

      @@uncoolanimationsdx7267 Stay away from me mom! Yeah! You gotta keep your social distance!

    • @nyamuchyi
      @nyamuchyi 2 года назад +1

      @@goddess_of.harmony Cause all I'm gonna do is sing..about how much i love you and i need you,

    • @goddess_of.harmony
      @goddess_of.harmony 2 года назад +2

      @@nyamuchyi social distancing!

  • @R0semary_Bush
    @R0semary_Bush Год назад +2

    He is a musical artist ngl

  • @UrLocalDisneyandSpiderverseFan
    @UrLocalDisneyandSpiderverseFan Год назад +3

    0:49
    If you’re wondering what everyone is saying
    Kyle: Hi Mrs. Nelson
    Clyde: Good Morning
    Annie: Hi
    Sef: Hi
    Wendy: Hello
    Bebe: Good Morning
    Stan: Hello
    Jimmy (Off screen): I’m here

  • @user-uv2bt6ls3x
    @user-uv2bt6ls3x 3 года назад +3407

    I like how cartman's zoom screen is bigger than the other kids. Even zoom thinks he's fat

    • @kbscheme
      @kbscheme 3 года назад +234

      i think it’s cause it’s his computer

    • @joelap.3859
      @joelap.3859 3 года назад +204

      @@kbscheme Mm no it's cause he's big bone.

    • @kbscheme
      @kbscheme 3 года назад +15

      Joel Ap. that too

    • @monacoger
      @monacoger 3 года назад +6

      CATMANBRA!

    • @AltNova
      @AltNova 3 года назад +2

      kalaba kibwe It stays the same size as everyone else’s

  • @KangarooMonkey
    @KangarooMonkey 3 года назад +385

    Kyles face is just great.

    • @lucasguerrero2848
      @lucasguerrero2848 3 года назад +8

      Kangaroo Monkey lmao8 just noticed that, he’s always onto cartman’s ways

    • @beanie-man
      @beanie-man 3 года назад +3

      Bruh I just noticed.

    • @JackiexKuko23
      @JackiexKuko23 3 года назад

      Yea hes always making that for eric's stupiditys (and cartman is a stupid character of all times hes a liar,moron 😡😡😡)

    • @JackiexKuko23
      @JackiexKuko23 3 года назад +1

      And i love kyle soooooooo much 😍💚💕😚💚💕

    • @clintfortner7630
      @clintfortner7630 3 года назад

      lol classic Kyle when he's pi$$ed off at Cartman just noticed as well

  • @carolynj7984
    @carolynj7984 Год назад +2

    just clicked on this video to find it's two years old??? there is literally no way

  • @Tapwaterrr69
    @Tapwaterrr69 2 года назад +3

    Cartman really said “Six feet apart or 6 feet under”

  • @-C.S.R
    @-C.S.R 3 года назад +514

    Kenny not on the zoom call because he’s poor and doesn’t have internet and even if he did he doesn’t have a computer.

    • @aerisgainsborough2141
      @aerisgainsborough2141 3 года назад +21

      didn't kenny only have an atari or a colecovision?

    • @-C.S.R
      @-C.S.R 3 года назад +1

      @@aerisgainsborough2141 😂

    • @thedude8457
      @thedude8457 3 года назад +13

      He has a comptuer

    • @fragbomb
      @fragbomb 3 года назад +29

      Didn’t he play world of Warcraft with the boys that one episode in his pc?

    • @-C.S.R
      @-C.S.R 3 года назад +27

      @@fragbomb
      That is true but it was a really old model.
      They all had flat screens and he had something that look like the 1990s😂 and there’s no way that that thing has software that can do the things that it needs to do in today’s computer world!

  • @jt7153
    @jt7153 2 года назад +5

    First day back at the office in 27 months. I miss you social distancing!

  • @Mormegil452
    @Mormegil452 Год назад +2

    Im an introvert and i LOVED the lockdown.

  • @BLANDMEDlA
    @BLANDMEDlA 3 года назад +145

    Hella relatable 😂 “No ones around, no ones talking to me”

  • @yoitsyaboyawesome
    @yoitsyaboyawesome 3 года назад +373

    holy shit i have never related to cartman this much in my entire fucking life

  • @annas8535
    @annas8535 2 года назад +3

    how am i just seeing this?? Southpark's still got it.

  • @arvindhmani06
    @arvindhmani06 2 года назад +6

    I'm not a huge South Park fan but I struggle to imagine I'll ever find a clip as perfect as this.

  • @dacrashb
    @dacrashb 3 года назад +200

    1:06 Kyle's face, he knows Cartman is faking it lol

  • @heavy_ang_patay
    @heavy_ang_patay 3 года назад +768

    I like how they're putting 2020 problems in one hour long episode.

    • @loepen
      @loepen 3 года назад +28

      45 minutes episode, but still it was great

    • @oddlookingduck
      @oddlookingduck 3 года назад +2

      Haha Haha so funny

    • @MorseCodeStutters
      @MorseCodeStutters 3 года назад +6

      They're just getting started :D

    • @imepic3342
      @imepic3342 3 года назад +3

      MrRensoku why comment this twice?

    • @jessejive117
      @jessejive117 3 года назад +9

      I like how you explain the exact entire point of the episode like it’s not clearly obvious. I like how they make South Park have cuss words.

  • @kotokoutsugi7015
    @kotokoutsugi7015 2 года назад +6

    Can we just appreciate the fact that even ERIC CARTMAN himself pours the cereal and THEN the milk?

  • @alphawolf798
    @alphawolf798 9 месяцев назад +2

    Literally every kid