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  • Опубликовано: 1 мар 2023
  • After Ol' Blue finally breaks, Randy goes shopping for a new toilet and discovers the wonders of Japanese toilets. Watch the all-new "Japanese Toilet" full episode for free now: cart.mn/toilet
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  • @southpark
    @southpark  Год назад +926

    Watch the all-new "Japanese Toilet" full episode for free now: cart.mn/toilet

    • @Klabbity_Kloots
      @Klabbity_Kloots Год назад +13

      Man, first half of the season was great! This is my favorite season 26 episode so far.

    • @EximiusDux
      @EximiusDux Год назад +54

      I don't know if this is a global release, but at least for me that link goes to a "404 page not found" on the official website.

    • @breeze2dope
      @breeze2dope Год назад +20

      I'm not poor

    • @goldsilverandiamonds
      @goldsilverandiamonds Год назад +7

      I was expecting to see a pit in the floor that you squat over. Can you do a bit on those next?

    • @fortnex9972
      @fortnex9972 Год назад +7

      Really!! How much????

  • @callmezoran
    @callmezoran Год назад +13065

    Drawing from personal experience, I can confirm that this clip faithfully portrays a man's initial experience with a Japanese toilet.

    • @sp-0606
      @sp-0606 Год назад +152

      no way! it is true?

    • @robertharper3754
      @robertharper3754 Год назад +355

      They're worth every penny for the seat warmer alone!

    • @jpo6714
      @jpo6714 Год назад +116

      It was very magical

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Год назад +133

      If that were true, with the way women are about toilets (and bathrooms, and bathroom activities), women in bars would ridicule dudes bragging about their Audis and Mercedes and be asking what kind of toilets those men have…..

    • @oliver6287
      @oliver6287 Год назад +33

      Nooo they literally Pooh in holes in the ground 💀

  • @joshduriden519
    @joshduriden519 Год назад +3897

    What's really funny to me is that this is actually an accurate representation of Japanese toilets. Literally everything the Home Depot guy is saying is true, even the fact that the toilet can sense you walk into the room, lift the lid, and play music.

    • @mattbellmont9380
      @mattbellmont9380 Год назад +121

      It has motion sensing and lifts it for you? I gotta buy one bruh

    • @Sliverbane
      @Sliverbane Год назад +225

      During my second trip to Japan as soon as we got our luggage I dragged my friend to use the toilet in the air port. The one in our hotel room was even fancier.

    • @MyLostYouth
      @MyLostYouth Год назад +57

      @@mattbellmont9380 And closes automatically too!

    • @bruh_rick
      @bruh_rick Год назад +38

      @@mattbellmont9380 When you talk infront of the toilet, the sensor sees you and raises the lid. You can set the default to both lids or just one.

    • @Keolamation
      @Keolamation Год назад +28

      you still need toilet paper though. that part is fake af.

  • @MarioGoatse
    @MarioGoatse Год назад +1977

    I love how Randy pulls his pants down to his ankles and then waddles over to the toilet like a little kid. It’s such a small joke, but it works perfectly lol.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Год назад +4

      Lies again? Suzuki Sharp Eat Sushi

    • @aa-ze5cz
      @aa-ze5cz Год назад +9

      Yes, lmao - and how the music gets even more epic when he does it 🤣🤣🤣 (almost sounds like a majestic "OH YAH!")

    • @funshine97
      @funshine97 Год назад +1

      So it does!

    • @beefcake1876
      @beefcake1876 Год назад +7

      Joke? You guys don't do this?

    • @funshine97
      @funshine97 Год назад +2

      @@beefcake1876 🤨

  • @kyth8964
    @kyth8964 Год назад +571

    I still remember when I first took a dump at an airport in Japan, I forgot the name of the airport, but I will never ever forget the whole pooping experience. It was incredible

    • @PicassosCat
      @PicassosCat Год назад +38

      I love how literally everyone who experience the bidet remember using it like theyve seen the face of God

    • @BigDave297
      @BigDave297 8 месяцев назад +10

      Was it Narita Airport by any chance?

    • @kyth8964
      @kyth8964 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@BigDave297 I think it was !!!

    • @danielgodfrey4415
      @danielgodfrey4415 3 месяца назад

      Kanto?

    • @lombardo141
      @lombardo141 2 месяца назад +2

      I swore i would never use a bidet toilet until the day i had no choice. OH MY GOD!!!!!😧

  • @Elliesbow
    @Elliesbow Год назад +4449

    I'm so happy South Park seems to be back doing random episodes about different situations instead of story driven seasons.

    • @vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758
      @vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758 Год назад +399

      This whole season has been like a return to the classic stuff and it works really well

    • @christopherfreitas-leonard7099
      @christopherfreitas-leonard7099 Год назад +70

      Yeah, none of which made any mentioned of the previous episode. I guess they’ve come to the point of stopping.

    • @vintagetrikesandquads4012
      @vintagetrikesandquads4012 Год назад +168

      Yeah, I didn't care for the entire season dedicated to internet trolls.

    • @PakMane
      @PakMane Год назад +40

      @@vintagetrikesandquads4012 🖕🏽

    • @Elliesbow
      @Elliesbow Год назад +72

      @@vintagetrikesandquads4012 same. The only one I very much enjoyed was imaginationland. Such a god tier series.

  • @MK384
    @MK384 Год назад +1814

    As a person who recently visited Japan and had this experience, I can 100% confirm that this is accurate.

    • @iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729
      @iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729 Год назад +15

      I live in Japan..have a toilet like this and never had used it....not sure why...

    • @randyevermore9323
      @randyevermore9323 Год назад +20

      @@iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729 I live in Japan too, and I miss my toilet whenever I return the the U.S. for a visit. I try to limit my time away.

    • @pnut84
      @pnut84 Год назад +15

      I have a Bidet toilet at home and it's worth it. Leaves you very clean and it feels like you just came out of the shower.

    • @zerogrey3798
      @zerogrey3798 Год назад +11

      I dunno, I married into a Japanese family and my first toilet experience was a trough toilet you squatted over to do your business. That was the roughest deposit I ever had to make. supposedly squatting like that lines up the innards and makes it easier to get your biz done though.

    • @BravosJ
      @BravosJ Год назад +40

      @@zerogrey3798 Squatting is how humans naturally take shits. Later, in an act of defiance against God and nature we invented the toilet lol.

  • @insaniam_convertunt_scientiam
    @insaniam_convertunt_scientiam Год назад +382

    Randy is what kids who grew up on South Park became.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +21

      admit it you want the japanese toilet kid

    • @whophd
      @whophd 2 месяца назад +4

      I mean yeah he's basically a proxy for one or both of the writers

    • @turbanheadless
      @turbanheadless 2 месяца назад +2

      Randy is cool

    • @krystofcisar469
      @krystofcisar469 Месяц назад

      yeah, moving to weed ranch is one of dreams up there :D

  • @Masters-of-Sound
    @Masters-of-Sound Год назад +455

    I visited Japan in 2019 and using one of these toilets was one of my most memorable experiences. I recently purchased a home and plan to install these in each bathroom.

    • @randybugger3006
      @randybugger3006 10 месяцев назад +7

      I. Wanted. A. Urinal!

    • @Markko1986
      @Markko1986 6 месяцев назад

      So how much do these cost?

    • @MeretHeret
      @MeretHeret 6 месяцев назад +5

      Mans yapping, yeah sure thing you bought 5 Japanese toilets bro. Wow what a flex

    • @criticalbil1
      @criticalbil1 6 месяцев назад +1

      I did that and also one in my kitchen.

    • @user-my9rh7tx1l
      @user-my9rh7tx1l 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@MeretHeret Spoken like someone who has no clue.

  • @Ryuuijin
    @Ryuuijin Год назад +1423

    As someone who lives in Japan, everything he is saying about what Japanese toilets come equipped with is true. They also have options such as the sounds of nature to drown out the sounds of you taking a poo. They also have a special gas they release from the bowl with covers the smell as well. And yes, they DO clean you way better than toilet paper. I haven't had to use toilet paper in 6 years.

    • @orangeman3220
      @orangeman3220 Год назад +124

      Toilet paper should be obsolete by now with how much more convenient bidets are, there are even handheld ones. I guess public restrooms are an exception.

    • @carpoman
      @carpoman Год назад +30

      If that's true, you're a fucking legend.

    • @BrendonBrooks
      @BrendonBrooks Год назад +28

      Teach me your ways.

    • @GregInTokyo
      @GregInTokyo Год назад

      Highly doubt you haven't used TP at all. You still need to pat your butt dry with a few squares. The models with blow dryers don't seem to be that effective.

    • @Dirtygurl4719
      @Dirtygurl4719 Год назад

      @@BrendonBrooks get on your knees son

  • @anonymwho7263
    @anonymwho7263 Год назад +1604

    NGL I cried the first time I used a Japanese toilet. After 3 months my credit score jumped to 850, the following month I became partner at my law firm and after six months all the hair grew back on my head. Japanese toilets are a game changer. After a year I spontaneously developed a British accent and amazing physique. Because of Japanese toilets I sound like Jason Statham and look like a Greek statue.

    • @DG-hw8it
      @DG-hw8it Год назад +13

      👍😁

    • @chicktait5544
      @chicktait5544 Год назад

      Good for you,now you can afford elocution lessons and not sound like a f@cking mong,like Jason stratham

    • @MrNScatt
      @MrNScatt Год назад +39

      Rubbish! Jason Statham is bald!

    • @miraitan
      @miraitan Год назад +9

      I can believe that 👍🏼

    • @younghex9577
      @younghex9577 Год назад +22

      I'm sold. I will do everything in my power to own one

  • @insertusername3778
    @insertusername3778 8 месяцев назад +23

    Song is Sons of Maria - Days Of Blues for those interested.

  • @John_Hoover
    @John_Hoover 10 месяцев назад +29

    The thing I love most is that this elaborate, beautiful showroom with champagne, velvet rope, and doorman are all inside a Home Depot.

  • @Connlic
    @Connlic Год назад +760

    The hilarious part is randy is just moaning in the room while the home depot worker just waits

  • @ass640
    @ass640 Год назад +1697

    This entire episode genuinely opened my eyes to some stuff I had no idea about. Did some research and I can confirm it too. South Park has taught me so much about the world using satire and that's why I love it so much.

    • @daniapfel9673
      @daniapfel9673 Год назад +2

      Yea

    • @DuskLegend
      @DuskLegend Год назад +90

      Bidets are standard in most of the world, and much cleaner to use, and better for your sensitive holes

    • @GuitarSlayer136
      @GuitarSlayer136 Год назад +45

      Comedians can be the wisest teachers. But when the comedians are relied upon to do all the teaching, things turn into one big joke rather quickly.

    • @brotundo
      @brotundo Год назад +73

      @@DuskLegend my holes arent sensitive anymore brother, i have developed three (3) layers of tough skin due to our great american toylet paper!! 🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

    • @crigonalgaming1258
      @crigonalgaming1258 Год назад +17

      @@brotundo after getting my toilet experience from one of my trips in Japan, there's no coming back bro. Wiping with your hands just feels dirty.

  • @Mark-lj1dj
    @Mark-lj1dj 11 месяцев назад +76

    3:10 i love the music and ambience 😂😂😂 like he's just discovered toilet paradise

  • @MisticStyles
    @MisticStyles Год назад +15

    "Sure. I did have kind of a big breakfast."

  • @GovenorMcLovin
    @GovenorMcLovin Год назад +1899

    I bought a bidet seat at the beginning of covid, and it's pretty damn great. It has a heated seat, heated water, varying sprays, and a dryer. It's pretty damn great.

    • @rxanime535
      @rxanime535 Год назад +64

      Do you ever have to use toilet paper or does it dry well? Never tried one. Curious. Does it work even if someone had diarrhea? Curious.

    • @laithurz6408
      @laithurz6408 Год назад +75

      ​@@rxanime535 it does

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS Год назад +22

      I only have a bidet but all the functions you listed sounds awesome.

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 Год назад +54

      Bet it’s a shock when you use the cold water by accident

    • @Minot11b
      @Minot11b Год назад +51

      Honestly, I bought one for covid also. I'm never going back to toilet paper. My only advice would be to spend what can afford. Like cars, there are luxury models and more economic choices. Luxury models will heat the water better, have more kinds of washes, and a better fan. Like I said, after using a bidet, I'm never going back to toilet paper.

  • @soundslikepizza
    @soundslikepizza Год назад +3885

    Absolutely loved this episode, cannot beat South Park satire to this day

    • @nighttrain1565
      @nighttrain1565 Год назад +116

      180% NOT satire lol. This episode was all truth

    • @soundslikepizza
      @soundslikepizza Год назад +15

      @@nighttrain1565 that's not how satire works lol

    • @nighttrain1565
      @nighttrain1565 Год назад +92

      @@soundslikepizza satire would be mocking the use of bidets, this is clearly not mocking anything lol. Satire is Stephen Colbert on The Daily Show pretending to be Republican. South Park isn't making an episode on bidets because they think they are stupid. They made the episode because they really are life-changing. Not even in the ballpark of satire 😅

    • @soundslikepizza
      @soundslikepizza Год назад +8

      @@nighttrain1565 "the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues." they are doing exactly that while using toilets as the exaggerated subject

    • @haljordan5609
      @haljordan5609 Год назад +81

      @@soundslikepizza The toilet 100% do exactly everything shown in this clip. The automatic lid, the welcome jingle, the light, the warmed water, the dryer, the automatic flushing, the button controls. The only exaggeration is the employees at the store. I have seen real people react to bidets exactly the way Randy does.

  • @NorThenX047
    @NorThenX047 Год назад +34

    The contrast between entering some flawless japanese art studio and the apron just killed me. Gotta love this show

  • @Richard-Espanol
    @Richard-Espanol Год назад +61

    3:20 🎵oh yeah...🎵

  • @yansanent
    @yansanent Год назад +482

    South park is the light in these dark times

    • @mr.metamovies2419
      @mr.metamovies2419 Год назад +21

      Always has been...

    • @incription
      @incription Год назад +3

      i heard people saying this season was bad though

    • @chrismedina1478
      @chrismedina1478 Год назад +8

      @@incription from who? What site?? What source?? Which important person?

    • @incription
      @incription Год назад +2

      @@chrismedina1478 like, the adverts on insta get some hate comments, saying it was better in earlier seasons

    • @abnormallylargemonkey9334
      @abnormallylargemonkey9334 Год назад +5

      @@chrismedina1478 the seasons are getting smaller. The last season, if I remembered, had a few episodes and specials

  • @bfth121
    @bfth121 Год назад +655

    I love how the store guy stands outside listening to Randy's first experience, just like Randy does at home! 🤣

    • @joelpichette
      @joelpichette Год назад +16

      I love the fact that Randy can read Japanese.

    • @mobus1603
      @mobus1603 Год назад +12

      @@joelpichetteI also love the fact that Randy can speak fluent Japanese and write Japanese perfectly as well. He's also trained as a samurai warrior.

    • @A12C4
      @A12C4 Год назад +4

      He is just making sure the user experience is on point!

    • @YamiKisara
      @YamiKisara Год назад

      Gotta get those reviews in!

    • @x.xmohammadx.xalomrani6733
      @x.xmohammadx.xalomrani6733 10 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WarriorsSon
    @WarriorsSon Месяц назад +6

    I appreciate Randy instantly sounding Japanese but was waiting for the price.

  • @MarkyNomad
    @MarkyNomad 11 месяцев назад +33

    People think this is a joke, but it's actually how they work

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue 3 месяца назад

      yeah, it is so I take it you own one.?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AsmodeusGamingAdventures
    @AsmodeusGamingAdventures Год назад +975

    When I visited Japan, my friend and I went to a bar and got drunk.
    The place looked nice, but it was underneath a railway and to go the bathroom you had to cross a kind of storage construction corridor.
    I wasn't even expecting a hole at this point, but man was I wrong.
    I opened the door, the lights switched on, the toilet seat opened and the toilet greeted me.
    Best bathroom experience ever! I came back half an hour later to my friend and told him he HAD to check out the bathroom.

    • @paladro
      @paladro Год назад +38

      i usually only recommend bathrooms with gloryholes... but i think maybe we have different friends ))

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful Год назад +3

      Just don't talk about it. You saw what happened to Randy. We love our old toilets! 😥

    • @dexteroreo3392
      @dexteroreo3392 Год назад +9

      @20xitysix oddly specific

    • @vincenthammons6705
      @vincenthammons6705 Год назад +2

      damn man did you set up a fire also 30 min my god

    • @whiteturbo2405
      @whiteturbo2405 Год назад +4

      @@vincenthammons6705 If he's my age(74) 25 to 30 minutes is normal, I do my reading on the loo!

  • @James-pz4sh
    @James-pz4sh Год назад +81

    I’ve had layovers countless times in Japan. And the very first thing that I noticed were their amazing toilets Lmao. They’re so comfortable and it’s so funny how accurate this video is 🤣

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 10 месяцев назад +1

      with a Japanese toilet you don't need toilet paper it washes you clean 8 times better then toilet paper🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexg963
    @alexg963 9 месяцев назад +13

    I love how he drops his pants and waddles across the room 😂 it’s the details that count

  • @mattmayo3539
    @mattmayo3539 Год назад +503

    Thank you Randy for doing the lords work.

  • @someonee3186
    @someonee3186 Год назад +166

    2:20 They dedicated a whole museum to toilets…. That’s some dedication to toilets…

    • @lonewolf9578
      @lonewolf9578 Год назад +41

      It’s more of a showroom

    • @triggerhappymoron
      @triggerhappymoron Год назад +32

      It's supposed to look like a premium car showroom 😅

    • @tenaar
      @tenaar Год назад +6

      It's a shitty business so gotta land the sale!

    • @gavincurtis
      @gavincurtis Год назад +4

      $10K toilets get special treatment.

    • @daniapfel9673
      @daniapfel9673 Год назад +1

      Yep

  • @mhm6
    @mhm6 Год назад +134

    I haven’t laughed so hard from a South Park episode like this one in a while. The toilet song is so relaxing and catchy. Hilarious when randy sings in Japanese.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 10 месяцев назад

      you should live a little and buy yourself one of those fancy Japanese toilets🤣🤣🤣

    • @JRG470
      @JRG470 5 месяцев назад

      name song?

    • @kaylee9672
      @kaylee9672 Месяц назад +1

      @@JRG470asking the right questions lol

  • @Compins
    @Compins Месяц назад +2

    I remember arriving at Haneda for the first time and then going to the toilet after my 13h flight.
    Those toilets are something else, man.
    Randy's "how much?" Is beyond relatable

  • @GregInTokyo
    @GregInTokyo Год назад +315

    So incredibly accurate. First time you're on a heated toilet seat bidet you're like "WHOOAHH!!!", then you're like "Whoooaaaa...", then you buy a bidet seat for every toilet in your house. 日本のトイレ indeed. (Also: "TootToot" vs "Toto" LOL)
    Just realized this episode will probably do more to increase the use of bidet seats in the U.S. than anything else.

    • @alexk9642
      @alexk9642 Год назад +8

      kinda off topic but it was kinda cool being able to actually read what the signs said after a month of studying japanese
      it quite literally means 'japan's toilet' or 'japanese toilet'

    • @TheExplosiveGuy
      @TheExplosiveGuy Год назад +15

      Lol pretty much. I worked with a company that renovates disabled veterans houses and a bidet seat is always included in the bathrooms, it's a necessity for those in a wheelchair along with the roll-in shower and heated flooring we do too, it's always nice seeing how excited they get when they can finally take a dump without someone having to wipe their ass lol.

    • @BlownMacTruck
      @BlownMacTruck Год назад

      The only people surprised by bidets are Americans. Pretty much the rest of the world has figured out how much better they are all around (even very poor countries use them). Using a toilet without a bidet is frankly disgusting.

    • @Gobble_de_Goop
      @Gobble_de_Goop Год назад +2

      Added a bidet seat with all the bells and whistles to our commode a year ago, and can confirm it is indeed life changing!

    • @GldnClaw
      @GldnClaw Год назад +6

      Bought a bidet the first week of the pandemic. I'll never willingly go back

  • @willylagos
    @willylagos 8 месяцев назад +3

    This is not a satire, I just bought a Japanese toilet after watching this and I haven't had any regrets.

  • @JasonAldeann-bt4xf
    @JasonAldeann-bt4xf Месяц назад +2

    "we cant just get rid of old blue sharron" 😂😂

  • @elliotnicklinmusic
    @elliotnicklinmusic Год назад +491

    This felt like the best episode in a while. The Japanese music from the toilet floored me. And his ramblings in the hospital bed. Genius.

    • @At76812
      @At76812 Год назад +14

      Yeah man! The “oh yeah” kills me!!

    • @LBaker805
      @LBaker805 Год назад

      😂

    • @davidhill850
      @davidhill850 Год назад +5

      The toilets that play music are only in the ladies room. Guys don't care about covering up their sounds.

    • @timbuktuuu
      @timbuktuuu Год назад +3

      This and chatgpt are the only good episodes in this season for me excited for the rest

    • @yaegars355
      @yaegars355 Год назад +1

      @@timbuktuuu i liked spring break, too.

  • @jadxn3317
    @jadxn3317 Год назад +424

    I love how Randy is basically a main character now and I love it. I love his character 😂

    • @wawacat6568
      @wawacat6568 Год назад +37

      I'm happy they toned it down with him. I didn't like south park when it was all Tegrity Farms and Weed and everything about Randy and less about the kids.
      I appreciate it

    • @paladro
      @paladro Год назад +8

      @@wawacat6568 the whole tegrity farms fits contextually within colorado, you know, where southpark is... even the water usage episodes were current events.

    • @TheBOG3
      @TheBOG3 11 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Fraxinus4620 Gerald Broflovski (a.k.a. Skankhunt42) the King of all internet trolls.

    • @IliadDreyfus-js9oe
      @IliadDreyfus-js9oe 5 месяцев назад +2

      He's been a main character for a long time. You know these clips are not the whole show. It's called South Park

    • @thevine2010
      @thevine2010 5 месяцев назад +2

      Randy is us that grew up with South Park.

  • @fightingirish8584
    @fightingirish8584 Год назад +19

    That's fkn hilarious. I was walking my jobsite with my architect yesterday, and she was telling me about Japanese toilets. Spot on. 😂😂

  • @TheAsocialNetwork
    @TheAsocialNetwork Год назад +23

    My grandparents in Japan have a toilet like this and it literally opens the lid and starts playing classical music when you walk in 😆 every visit to the bathroom became an experience because of that and if I can ever afford it, I will buy one for myself 🤩

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue 3 месяца назад

      do you have one of those super deluxe Japanese toilets?🤣🤣🤣

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Год назад +780

    This episode was hilarious

  • @NightShadow720
    @NightShadow720 Год назад +1013

    The Japanese really do thought of everything when they created such a cool toilet.

    • @sabreejohnson1551
      @sabreejohnson1551 Год назад +12

      Ikr? Makes you wonder. I wonder if other stores sell toilets like these.

    • @meyr1992
      @meyr1992 Год назад

      the japanese didnt invent water bidets and you can install them for cheap on any toilet but because its japanese ,yankees lose their shit and wanna drop thousands of quids on it

    • @tristanerik1454
      @tristanerik1454 Год назад +16

      Give me "most bot like comment of 2023" for 500 Alex

    • @joshuaa2278
      @joshuaa2278 Год назад +21

      Do thought

    • @scissoroarscissoroar3214
      @scissoroarscissoroar3214 Год назад +18

      “Did think”

  • @PilliumRedius
    @PilliumRedius Год назад +11

    Ok...but can we talk about Randy's face, full of determination, when he pulls his pants down???
    Had me dead

    • @doktor_kumpel958
      @doktor_kumpel958 3 месяца назад

      And that pants down walk towards the crapper… killed me😂😂😂

  • @ThatGuy-cb3yv
    @ThatGuy-cb3yv Год назад +23

    Randy's reaction is 100% truth. My GF hates South Park but could not stop laughing because we both had the exact same reaction.

  • @qinshihuang8414
    @qinshihuang8414 Год назад +995

    i absolutely love how they go with the flow of time and putting actual stuff tha's relevant now in their episodes like hogwarts legacy i think when it comes to this soutpark is very unique

    • @palwatcher6903
      @palwatcher6903 Год назад +68

      They did it in the past as well, just not that often.
      From the top of my head, I remember they did World of warcraft and High School Musical when they were relevant.

    • @qinshihuang8414
      @qinshihuang8414 Год назад +11

      @@palwatcher6903 yes it's not new for them but i think this is the latest thing besides the covid specials

    • @liamgallups2092
      @liamgallups2092 Год назад +30

      It helps that they're able to slam each episode out in six days

    • @moozillamoo2109
      @moozillamoo2109 Год назад +12

      They are able to turn around an episode very quickly. That's why they can do it while other shows can't.

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 Год назад +33

      They're the best in the business for relevancy, and the funniest too. Matt Stone and Trey Parker deserve all the credit in the world for what they've created.

  • @marcusherts9345
    @marcusherts9345 Год назад +29

    Butters admitted he sits on the toilet the other way round because it has a little shelf for him to read his comic on & place his milk on🤣🤣

    • @whophd
      @whophd 2 месяца назад +1

      Butters is so damn real

  • @twest344
    @twest344 Год назад +9

    I went to a Japanese hotel in Manhattan for work- it was the only hotel available in the area. The concierge kept saying "each room comes with a smart toilet", but I didn't understand. I finally tried one out. After you go, there were 3 different cleaning cycles to choose from, sort of like a modern car wash. Also, you could choose "back" or "front", I assume the latter is for menstruating women (as a male I did not try). A little arm swings out under your butt, and proceeds to do a power wash. Even the gentle cycle was almost too much for me. After that, a tiny hair dryer swings out and dries everything up. No toilet paper needed.

  • @mbvoorhees
    @mbvoorhees Год назад +6

    Almost every line in this clip is quotable.
    Im making my kids watch this with me over and over.
    Cause I did kind of have a big breakfast.

  • @nhdarling2
    @nhdarling2 Год назад +107

    I passed thru the Japanese Airport last month and their toilets are top notch, just press the button and cleans you down there

    • @robertharper3754
      @robertharper3754 Год назад +5

      They are magical, and the fact that they have smoking areas inside the terminals is a godsend.

    • @SilentXTMR
      @SilentXTMR Год назад +3

      It's also clean as heck. I usually use sanitizing spray to clean afterward (if toilet stall has it) or I'll feel guilty

    • @Neonpiss187
      @Neonpiss187 Год назад +1

      But wouldn't whatever clean you get piss and shit on it from whoever used it beforehand?

    • @ic95825
      @ic95825 Год назад

      How do you know if it cleans you did u do like a finger check or something only legit way I know is use toilet paper

    • @Donovarkhallum
      @Donovarkhallum Год назад

      ​@@ic95825 or you can look at data lmao

  • @Janon48
    @Janon48 Год назад +469

    The most unbelievable part of this was Randy being able to find an employee to help him in Home Depot😂

    • @SSNESS
      @SSNESS Год назад +1

      Are the kids going to live at home forever

    • @jesusgarza2208
      @jesusgarza2208 Год назад +5

      I work at HD and it's a frustrating thing. They understaff the stores to save on labor. From personal experience it's not uncommon to have only one floor sales associate per department. I love my job but I feel we can do more to help the customer by having a few extra hands on deck.

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 Год назад +4

      The only thing worse than not being helped at Home Depot is being helped at Home Depot. I ordered new kitchen cabinets including installation but they never scheduled the install, only the delivery. My entire condo was full of massive boxes for a week. They sub-contract everything and absolutely do not care.

    • @riverraisin1
      @riverraisin1 Год назад +2

      They do have employees, it's just that they are trained not to make eye contact with the customer and to run in the opposite direction if you get within 25 feet of them.

    • @KillerofGods
      @KillerofGods Год назад

      As someone who walks fast it only takes me a about two minutes to talk across home Depot. In pretty much guaranteed to find somebody to help

  • @TheCrippledEgg
    @TheCrippledEgg 7 месяцев назад +2

    Gotta love the amount of detail put into the old toilet to make it look broken.

  • @kylefer
    @kylefer Год назад +14

    Bought a bidet just a few days before this episode aired. 20 dollars. Life changing. I now cannot imagine going back, and question why it's not standard/built into toilets.

    • @krypton1982
      @krypton1982 Год назад

      There is a history about that. During WWII American soldiers visited French brothels and the brothels had bidets, and it was associated with a culture that was "dirty." So it was frowned upon or looked at with reproach. Funny... it keeps you more clean than toilet paper, but we didn't want to be associated with that "bidets" and it never was accepted or adopted here since. Backwards.

    • @leswhynin913
      @leswhynin913 10 месяцев назад +4

      Big Toilet Paper protecting their turf

    • @avengemybreath3084
      @avengemybreath3084 Месяц назад

      I feel like it’s going to spray other peoples’ waste into my butt.

  • @devinwalker9202
    @devinwalker9202 Год назад +123

    Can't wait for someone who's seen this to go to Japan, fully expecting to see this futuristic toilet, and ending up in an old-school bathroom with a squat toilet.

    • @robbiegrant1449
      @robbiegrant1449 Год назад +8

      There are the squat toilets. But then there are toilets with a bidet but without a blow dryer. When you realize you have to dry yourself with toilet paper, you'll feel cheated. Best advice is to use the toilets at the hotel. Those are always the best toilets.

    • @khultak
      @khultak Год назад +2

      Lol, those are disappearing even here in the boonies. I see them in old buildings and schools, but even most older buildings have remodeled to western style toilets. 'course still see Ojii-san taking a leak on the side of the road..

    • @jackson5116
      @jackson5116 Год назад

      It's now different to going to a place on America with no toilet inside, and an outhouse in back.

    • @devinwalker9202
      @devinwalker9202 Год назад

      @@jackson5116 Born and raised in the US and I've literally never even seen an outhouse, tho...

    • @graywolfdracon
      @graywolfdracon Год назад +3

      ​@@devinwalker9202 I have an unheated outhouse at work. Really sucks to use this time of year.

  • @TheBlindNiggaMC
    @TheBlindNiggaMC Год назад +522

    I am baffled that South Park was able to perfectly recreate my first experience purchasing/using a Japanese toilet. That was 4 years ago so this was nostalgic AF

    • @tamie341
      @tamie341 Год назад +13

      The Japanese just do things Better bruh, little island country still leading the way.

    • @bichtran2539
      @bichtran2539 Год назад +1

      ok

    • @markorz1
      @markorz1 Год назад +5

      I love my Japanese toilet. Can't go back.

    • @richardprice7314
      @richardprice7314 Год назад +3

      Even the champagne?

    • @TheBlindNiggaMC
      @TheBlindNiggaMC Год назад +1

      @@richardprice7314 Even the champagne. All the way down to the little closet test room. It was amazing

  • @EulalioMagana
    @EulalioMagana Год назад +402

    The most real and actually helpful pro environment and pro health episode any show has done

    • @theanimeunderworld8338
      @theanimeunderworld8338 Год назад +7

      How pro environment?

    • @christopherfreitas-leonard7099
      @christopherfreitas-leonard7099 Год назад +36

      They probably referred to how much toilet paper we need and how much trees that needs to be cut.
      That sorta thing made me reconsider of how I buy and use toilet papers.

    • @thiccbaby2967
      @thiccbaby2967 Год назад +26

      Woah woah. Dude you don’t wanna get shot by THEM.

    • @Daeyae
      @Daeyae Год назад

      ​@@thiccbaby2967big toilet

    • @EulalioMagana
      @EulalioMagana Год назад +8

      @@theanimeunderworld8338 if you didn’t understand from the episode, I won’t be able to explain it to you.

  • @ManfromJapan12
    @ManfromJapan12 10 месяцев назад +6

    I live in Japan. This is spot on. Our toilet plays music when you are having a loud movement.

  • @Guyverman01
    @Guyverman01 5 месяцев назад +3

    If Randy didn't constantly brag, he could've kept that toilet.

  • @bob-uj4vn
    @bob-uj4vn Год назад +763

    I have tried a Japanese toilet. It's really nice 😂

    • @moneppeli
      @moneppeli Год назад +32

      Facts when I didn’t see my family in Japan for a while I forgot what the toilets there were like so when I went back to uk, I was in shock when I sat down from how cold the seat was

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 Год назад +7

      Very jealous! I would absolutely love one.

    • @catsupchutney
      @catsupchutney Год назад

      Obviously you sell weed.

    • @tiefensucht
      @tiefensucht Год назад

      Bobby Kennedy is it you?

    • @jenniferfranco8263
      @jenniferfranco8263 Год назад

      For real?!

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 7 месяцев назад +5

    I love how whimsical the music is while Randy is initially talking to the employee

  • @goe5
    @goe5 Год назад +219

    This episode actually had an amazing message. We literally spend millions of trees for toilet paper. Using a toilet that washes you with water can save millions of trees. But toilet paper companies have too much control. Great episode

    • @Baronight
      @Baronight Год назад

      What kind of control exactly? I mean its not like they are heckler and koch who pass legislation to lower public transport budget so you guys have shitty mrt/train system and force people to commute with car.
      Doesnt even have to be japanese style with warmer. Just a sprayer on the side of the toilet and spray your butt once you finish taking a shit will save alot of toilet paper.

    • @iixrosetta
      @iixrosetta Год назад

      @@riamuratesx9457 ya bidets are great i love mine

    • @davidhill850
      @davidhill850 Год назад +9

      Blow your mind more, most toilets have a faucet built in in the top. So when you flush, the water that fills the tank pours up and out for you to wash your hands, then flows down into the tank. No need to use a separate sink. Though the spacy ones don't do this anymore.

    • @rustyshackelford3371
      @rustyshackelford3371 Год назад +13

      Serious question: what do you do without toilet paper when your butt is dripping wet? I've used a bidet before, and I had to use more toilet paper than I ordinarily would have because I had to dry off my butt that was now dripping wet with water. I don't get it

    • @davidhill850
      @davidhill850 Год назад

      @@rustyshackelford3371 toilet has air drier built in to blow dry your ass.

  • @discontinuedcereal
    @discontinuedcereal Год назад +114

    Honestly. This is probably the very best commercial of toilets I have ever seen. Even I want one

    • @pnut84
      @pnut84 Год назад +13

      Do it man, its worth it. You can just buy the bidet seat. I bought one from Costco. It has the heated seat and water and a fan.

    • @BLaCkKsHeEp
      @BLaCkKsHeEp Год назад

      all toilet paper does is spread shit around your asshole. invest in a bidet. i got a cheap one from Home Depot. back in the day, we used a bucket of water with a small cup to wash with.

    • @zipkivol
      @zipkivol Год назад +2

      How much?

    • @BLaCkKsHeEp
      @BLaCkKsHeEp Год назад

      @@zipkivol you can buy a cheap "starter" bidet at Home Depot. No more than $50

  • @sgtjohnson
    @sgtjohnson Год назад +9

    0:53 so when she does it it’s eww but when randy does it he’s impressed?

  • @rotcoke652
    @rotcoke652 Год назад +5

    The portrayal of high-end boutique stores is spot on lol. The guy at the door reminds me of someone at a high-end jeweler, the glass of champagne reminds me of a high-end art gallery or furniture store.

    • @elizar1972
      @elizar1972 2 месяца назад

      even some luxury stores have it. One of my coworkers shopped at Hermes or Versace and they gave her champagne while she shopped. Even when you shop at more upscale places you will lounge on a couch while they run your card and bag your items.

  • @RandomIdiotGS
    @RandomIdiotGS Год назад +120

    Can we just appreciate that, despite the fact it will internationally be available for free to watch online this sunday and that you have been releasing your episodes for free since such a long time, you still bother to officially air an almost 4-min clip/teaser before most of the world has seen the episode, anyway? Matt, Trey, you guys have always been treasures to the world of comedy entertainment, animation and television. You're truly a gift to mankind and I'm glad that I've been able to witness your work since... forever! You guys absolutely never fail to bring a smile to my face. You're awesome, kewl and totally not fat!

    • @Transcona
      @Transcona Год назад

      Suck up

    • @pedrum23
      @pedrum23 Год назад +1

      how do you watch it free ?

    • @NasTwice
      @NasTwice Год назад

      @@pedrum23 The top comment has the link, its pinned

  • @marbarosi
    @marbarosi Год назад +77

    I lived in Japan. I used a toilet there some time ago at a party that the water checks the PH levels in your poo. So basically, Its gives you a detailed idea of what vitamins you’re missing in your diet just by checking the ph levels of your stool. Yah, I know… unreal stuff

  • @100StepProgram
    @100StepProgram 7 месяцев назад +2

    Honestly my biggest issue with new South Park is how “clean” the new characters and background characters look. They all look like real people in South Park form, we don’t get weird looking characters anymore so when you look at old characters vs new it’s a big difference

  • @vaultboi76
    @vaultboi76 9 месяцев назад +6

    Literally me right now at a Japanese hotel’s toilet. 😂

  • @miguelangelramirez8813
    @miguelangelramirez8813 Год назад +31

    I lost it when the damn song would play everytime someone used the japanese toilet XD

    • @jayr6777
      @jayr6777 Год назад +3

      Do you know the name of the song?

    • @dragonflarefrog1424
      @dragonflarefrog1424 Год назад +1

      @@jayr6777 Looking for that too

    • @ezioaltairac
      @ezioaltairac Год назад +3

      @@jayr6777 Days of Blues by Sons of Maria. You Are Welcome.

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Год назад +32

    I'm a person who doesn't need a lot of expensive things to be happy. However, if I won the lottery I'd definitely buy a Japanese toilet. They sound awesome.

    • @jacobcooney1715
      @jacobcooney1715 Год назад +3

      You can get virtually all the features with just the seat. They range from just the bidet for $30 to one with the heated seat, heated water, dryer, nightlight, auto-open, pre-mist, and deodorizer for a few hundred. You definitely do not need a full toilet. It sounds dumb, but it's sort of a quality of life game changer. Spend the $30 you'll regret every day you didn't.

  • @josephsf2452
    @josephsf2452 Год назад +17

    @3:40 is the BEST ‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼

  • @DownInFraggleRock977
    @DownInFraggleRock977 9 месяцев назад +7

    Randys my favourite south park parent❤😂

  • @joeyboy1016
    @joeyboy1016 Год назад +21

    I love that music playing whenever someone uses the toilet. And I love how Randy took his pants off BEFORE he reached the toilet. That awkward walk. LMFAO Nobody does toilet humor better than South Park.

    • @s4nder86
      @s4nder86 Год назад +3

      Later on in the episode he starts singing along to it, haha. Great tune though.

    • @dba1222
      @dba1222 Год назад

      Any idea if it's like a song or something? I dunno, it activated some calm in me, really want to listen to it

    • @s4nder86
      @s4nder86 Год назад +2

      @@dba1222 It's "Days of Blues" by Sons of Maria.

    • @dba1222
      @dba1222 Год назад +1

      @@s4nder86 Brah. You're the fucking man.

  • @SvenskSork
    @SvenskSork Год назад +30

    Its funny how this episode actually is satire but manages to hammer home some very good points

  • @thisiskjsworld
    @thisiskjsworld 11 месяцев назад +7

    The toilet music is legendary 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fp5495
    @fp5495 Год назад +6

    The depiction of Home Depot inside and out, is spot on.

  • @RenegadeLK
    @RenegadeLK Год назад +163

    As someone who only bought a bidet attachment for my toilet about two years ago I can already confirm Randy's reaction. I feel so much cleaner and less wasteful.

    • @llywelynddraig853
      @llywelynddraig853 Год назад +7

      You think an electronicly operated, factory made PLASTIC seat is less wasteful than biodegrable toilet paper?... jesus the adverts have done a number on your rational.

    • @zep4868
      @zep4868 Год назад +58

      @@llywelynddraig853 You do know that every other normal toilet seats are also made out of plastic anyway, right?

    • @UKTeslaPicker
      @UKTeslaPicker Год назад +1

      ​@@llywelynddraig853 An average American family uses around 500 rolls per year
      Now factor in growing time for trees to reach maturity (10-20 years) and where it's come ftom; forest farm or ancient woodland / habitat destruction?
      Then there is the transportation of wood, processing it into paper, making it suitable for purpose (bleaching, chemicals) and then transporting it to the store (wrapped in plastic packaging) and then you having to go out and buy it...
      The tons of fuel burnt so you can wipe your butt is definitely greater than the toilet seat which should hopefully last for decades?
      Also, people don't realise that tissue and toilet paper actually contain micro plastics (aka cellulose), these go on to cause real problems for municipal filtering and likely end up in our drinking water / ecosystems anyway.
      Im sure you clean your butt in the shower, so why not do it at the toilet as well?

    • @ticenits1926
      @ticenits1926 Год назад +3

      Every person I try to recommend this to in real life thinks it's weird. Doesn't matter how many analogies I try to use like wiping shit off your bare hands using nothing more than a paper towel, it's always the same.

    • @bleebleeblahblah
      @bleebleeblahblah Год назад

      I had the attachment, ended up using more paper than before to wipe the water off of the butt (it would wet the full moon too tooo much). I don't think I can afford (or have room for) the jet dry.

  • @DavidRamos-sr8cx
    @DavidRamos-sr8cx Год назад +8

    I went to Japan in 2006 and found the toilets superb. It’s true, they clean better than toilet paper. I love the ones with the seat warmers.

  • @mbovb006
    @mbovb006 Год назад +5

    I had no intention of ever buying a Japanese toilet in my life before this episode. Now it will be the first thing I add to a home I somehow can eventually buy.

  • @pedropierre9594
    @pedropierre9594 Год назад +25

    The toilet paper companies surely wont like this

    • @jpicard81
      @jpicard81 Год назад +6

      They address that in the episode

    • @Nichtzukennen
      @Nichtzukennen Год назад +1

      Big tp

    • @imgn8r715
      @imgn8r715 Год назад +1

      Still need tp to wipe and dry, after using bidet.

  • @Gannicus-USA
    @Gannicus-USA 5 месяцев назад +1

    First time I was in Korea, I had to take a dump so badly in a Museum. I stayed in the bathroom for a good 45 minutes. Nice warm seat and all the bells and whistles.

  • @samparetto7072
    @samparetto7072 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love how the Home depot guy was eavesdropping, but when Randy came out he took two steps back.

  • @Starrfortythree
    @Starrfortythree Год назад +11

    This is an insanely accurate depiction of how my Father feels about his fancy toilet. 😂

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 Год назад +8

    I'm mixed race Japanese and South Park tends to nail satirizing Japanese culture. If I recall, one of the creators has a Japanese wife and speaks good Japanese, so that explains it. "Let's Fighting Love" along with most of the random Japanese dialog throughout the show is comedic perfection.

  • @TentaclePentacle
    @TentaclePentacle Месяц назад +1

    Once you stop using paper you can never go back.

  • @BigMoney23223
    @BigMoney23223 Год назад +5

    Humanity wouldn’t be the same without randy, he’s one of the greatest creations

    • @funshine97
      @funshine97 Год назад +1

      Amen to that, man! 😁

  • @Retronomicon18
    @Retronomicon18 Год назад +75

    Japanese toilets are god tier 👌

  • @brianko7635
    @brianko7635 Год назад +55

    Toto has literally changed my life.

  • @maximusaugustus1606
    @maximusaugustus1606 4 месяца назад +3

    I stayed in Berlin for a couple of days and my room was equipped with a Japanese toilet just like this. Upon trying it out for the first time I basically had the exact same reaction as Randy, perhaps even with more enthusiasm. An experience I can only hope and dream to have again.

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue 3 месяца назад

      the toilet cleans you, so you do not need toilet paper it's the way of the future kids🤣🤣🤣

  • @henkaistudio
    @henkaistudio Год назад +5

    This part when Sharon said Randy twice sound hilarious. 0:12

  • @AtherSo
    @AtherSo Год назад +25

    I hope South Park will never end. Was 14 when it comes to television. Good memorys sitting there with friends and have so much fun watching.

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue 4 месяца назад

      it will when the writers decide it will sadly but so far, they keep on going which is great.

  • @tungus951
    @tungus951 Год назад +12

    They really put a lot of detail into the home Depot set

  • @Antebios
    @Antebios 9 месяцев назад +3

    I'm actually sitting on my toilet watching this and I'm reaaalllly thinking about getting a Japanese toilet, now. 😂😂😂

  • @FenrirWerewolfe
    @FenrirWerewolfe 4 месяца назад +2

    Please
    Just PLEASE release the toilet music to the public, i need it as a new wake up tune

  • @twotamatos
    @twotamatos Год назад +30

    This to me was a return to form, to me there’s kinda a difference from just doin a current event parody n making a statement about a global problem I really hadn’t laughed n had this much fun with a South Park episode in a long time cheer guys easily one of my fave episodes!

  • @TheKudla
    @TheKudla Год назад +5

    @1:59 Kohler Veil intelligent Toilet was displayed at "Japanese toilet section" 😀

  • @sean6387
    @sean6387 Год назад +1

    I live in Japan. My toilet plays a waterfall noise to cover any impolite poop sounds, screams or grunts. I just have to shout louder.

  • @simonbelmont65
    @simonbelmont65 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love South Park, and Randy is the best lol

  • @meraz9000
    @meraz9000 Год назад +4

    Bruhh every time that peaceful "you're in paradise" song started playing I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jonbrown9490
    @jonbrown9490 Год назад +11

    The scary thing is that this isn't that far away from how they actually are.

  • @germanshepherdguy
    @germanshepherdguy 3 месяца назад +1

    Can we all appreciate the fact that they nailed the look and feel of the Home Depot.

  • @ThePuschkin1986
    @ThePuschkin1986 4 месяца назад

    his delight when Sharon revealed she had a business she couldnt flush, feels like an accurate portrayal of an unhappy long-married couple