The Quest for the Tallest Cactus in Minecraft

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
  • My friends found the tallest cactus in minecraft using seed science in a project named Big Cactus. Hope you enjoy the record progression and history of tall plant.
    If you want to help crowdsource and find the world record seed (with the idle time of your pc) join:
    / discord
    Follow these people:
    ‪@matthewbolan8154‬
    ‪@kaptainwutax9026‬
    Original 19 block cactus: / 1253799079043305476
    Music:
    c418.bandcamp....
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    Join discord: / discord
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @JG-mv4vs
    @JG-mv4vs 4 года назад +14962

    Never thought I’d ever hear the words “in the early days of the big cactus community”

    • @iamgoo
      @iamgoo 4 года назад +196

      I never thought 2b2t had so much history either. It makes you wonder what other minecraft things are out there

    • @mayabartolabac
      @mayabartolabac 4 года назад +233

      @@iamgoo There's an entire community making Minecraft redstone computers, and they're constantly one-uping each other to make faster and better ones. Some of these are so advanced they even have Cache, Pipelined threads, and specialized GPU's! I also make my own redstone computers, and I'm still learning these advanced technologies.

    • @schm1tyy
      @schm1tyy 4 года назад +4

      @@iamgoo watch fit mc

    • @JG-mv4vs
      @JG-mv4vs 4 года назад +2

      I am GOO thought the same thing

    • @lightman9935
      @lightman9935 4 года назад +16

      @@mayabartolabac can you make a computer that plays minecraft in minecraft?

  • @Xemorphor
    @Xemorphor 4 года назад +4081

    I laughed really hard when you dropped the phrase "big cactus community".

    • @camwoodstock
      @camwoodstock 4 года назад +121

      "what got them into big cactus" came close to OHKOing me

    • @tev5040
      @tev5040 4 года назад +137

      *c a c t u s t e c h n o l o g y*

    • @ownjoke3246
      @ownjoke3246 4 года назад +19

      Is there even a big cactus community??

    • @CosmicTailz
      @CosmicTailz 4 года назад +9

      tev You legit just gave me a new server name. CactusTech! And it fits the 10-Character limit for a server name perfectly!

    • @Randomalistic
      @Randomalistic 4 года назад +22

      The Big Cactus Revolution

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 4 года назад +4138

    "The tallest cactus is 3 blocks tall"
    Or is it? **vsauce music**

    • @Tecohg
      @Tecohg 4 года назад +28

      genius

    • @omerbey6674
      @omerbey6674 4 года назад +2

      İt was actually 20 but this video is not recent enough

    • @BITBITBIT-fd3gu
      @BITBITBIT-fd3gu 4 года назад +2

      *BOM BIM*

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 4 года назад +2

      Also, where are your fingers?

    • @Aman-og9pw
      @Aman-og9pw 4 года назад

      Hey vsauce Michael here

  • @Killerlocust49
    @Killerlocust49 4 года назад +4480

    Geosquare: "He found a 6 tall cactus on 2b2t..."
    Me under my breath: "the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft."

  • @emboman13
    @emboman13 4 года назад +8463

    “What’s the point of all this high-level math? I’m never gonna use it!”
    “You can use Linear Algebra to discover cactuses of unusual sizes”

    • @DefectiveCujo
      @DefectiveCujo 4 года назад +55

      emboman this is me in diff eq and linear alg rn 😂 for my second attempt

    • @fijisharbrough
      @fijisharbrough 4 года назад +32

      Math genius friends.

    • @Radical_Larry
      @Radical_Larry 4 года назад +43

      cacti

    • @carlphilip4393
      @carlphilip4393 4 года назад +16

      ... in Minecraft

    • @gormauslander
      @gormauslander 4 года назад +17

      "What about the cusses?"
      "Cactus of Unusual Sizes? They're not real"

  • @ahumanperson3649
    @ahumanperson3649 4 года назад +3469

    Me: How did you find the tallest cactus in Minecraft?
    Geosquare: But first, we need to talk about _parallel processing._

    • @jacksonpercy8044
      @jacksonpercy8044 4 года назад +26

      Underrated comment.

    • @ferociousfeind8538
      @ferociousfeind8538 4 года назад +17

      DOODOODOO DOO DA-DOO...

    • @Trexrush1
      @Trexrush1 4 года назад +66

      A block is a block. It cant only be half

    • @bananadebilitada6844
      @bananadebilitada6844 4 года назад +23

      @@Trexrush1 slabs are triggered

    • @thecriticizer2239
      @thecriticizer2239 4 года назад +3

      @@jacksonpercy8044 not underated, I saw hundreds of these things and they're all the same but with different words.

  • @Sle3plessNights
    @Sle3plessNights 4 года назад +2169

    "In the early days of the big cactus community"
    Why have I not known about this until now??

    • @auramaster2068
      @auramaster2068 4 года назад +72

      The secret cacti society

    • @huhwerami4417
      @huhwerami4417 4 года назад +50

      They are the cactilluminati

    • @doctor.d.r7280
      @doctor.d.r7280 4 года назад +18

      More importantly; how do I get in?

    • @RevCode
      @RevCode 4 года назад +18

      @@doctor.d.r7280 Drink the cactus juice and follow the visions it gives you. May need the help of a shaman to guide you.

    • @dividualizer
      @dividualizer 4 года назад +2

      @@RevCode sokka was among the first founders of this society

  • @carykh
    @carykh 4 года назад +5088

    Oh my gosh, the number of practical uses of GPUs keeps going up! First machine learning, and now big cactus finding? :O

    • @UV_Wave
      @UV_Wave 4 года назад +26

      Ikr big cactus

    • @June-413
      @June-413 4 года назад +72

      who cares about machine learning, all we need is b i g c a c t u s

    • @sagoot
      @sagoot 4 года назад +35

      Didn't expect to see you here

    • @crimson_rooms
      @crimson_rooms 4 года назад +2

      @Sagie Solomon same

    • @karenwee461
      @karenwee461 4 года назад +8

      CARYYY

  • @foop2540
    @foop2540 4 года назад +2589

    Friend: So what community do you enjoy the most?
    Me: ah yes ... the Big cactus community

  • @yoissy
    @yoissy 4 года назад +2115

    "the big cactus community"
    You had my interest, now you have my attention

  • @cr4yon464
    @cr4yon464 4 года назад +3294

    Brain: Go to sleep
    Me: "The quest for the tallest cactus in minecraft"

    • @kaabagaming4885
      @kaabagaming4885 4 года назад +18

      You're brain tells you to sleep?

    • @alva1888
      @alva1888 4 года назад +5

      @@kaabagaming4885 you made me CRY with that joke

    • @milovinson8900
      @milovinson8900 4 года назад +1

      It’s 2 am right now

    • @theskewbicleus6763
      @theskewbicleus6763 4 года назад

      Me too

    • @sheesh4389
      @sheesh4389 4 года назад

      this had 666 likes but i ruined it HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

  • @ZaccoOfficial
    @ZaccoOfficial 3 года назад +816

    Dream running past a 13 block tall cactus on a speedrun. "I guess I'm just really lucky idk"

    • @volka2199
      @volka2199 3 года назад +61

      Hed probably run past a build limit cactus and say the same in all honesty. Why stop at 13.

    • @segmentedpuma
      @segmentedpuma Год назад +22

      bro, i saw this comment literally right above dream's comment

    • @mustafamohammed4746
      @mustafamohammed4746 Год назад +2

      Well this aged interestingly considering that dream comment is above this one.

    • @Aviator3B
      @Aviator3B 8 месяцев назад +1

      think about it, out of all the seeds in minecraft is there one with a height limit cactus?

  • @LimeTea64
    @LimeTea64 4 года назад +2897

    interesting

  • @TimNurTV
    @TimNurTV 4 года назад +3269

    "Dad, we are starving. Please feed us."
    "Not now, son, we are finding the big cactus."

  • @Marteh
    @Marteh 4 года назад +9829

    This is the most interesting documentary I've watched about a spiky tall plant.

    • @re1i
      @re1i 4 года назад +26

      Nazim Uddin is that true

    • @lietajucemaciatko383
      @lietajucemaciatko383 4 года назад +58

      in a blocky game made by one Swedish bald boi

    • @Zdfzrfdsfj
      @Zdfzrfdsfj 4 года назад +4

      Lietajúce Mačiatko ruuuuuuud

    • @user-dh8oi2mk4f
      @user-dh8oi2mk4f 4 года назад +4

      シʏᴜᴍɢʏᴇᴏᴍ yes, it is true

    • @user-dh8oi2mk4f
      @user-dh8oi2mk4f 4 года назад +4

      Nothing Lolololol how is that rude?

  • @FutureExalt
    @FutureExalt 3 года назад +19

    it's good to note that coding projects like these can actually help a person's resume. it might look like it's just about trying to find a tall plant, but it also shows off their skills in coding, problem visualization, algebra, and data manipulation.

  • @mr.randomguy1401
    @mr.randomguy1401 4 года назад +1770

    Her: He must be thinking about other women
    Him: *big cacti*

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 4 года назад +22

      He's gay confirmed. It's women who should think about big cacti...

    • @brady.b326
      @brady.b326 4 года назад +1

      joseph stalin ok so? It’s not like it’s important

    • @alvch
      @alvch 4 года назад +3

      joseph stalin i can destroy his 797 like count hahahahah woooo so excited yay

    • @brady.b326
      @brady.b326 4 года назад +1

      AlvinMaoZeDong uwu oh no I destroyed the 800 likes yay wow wow

    • @alvch
      @alvch 4 года назад +1

      Brady Brown oh no thats such a bad thing to do how can u do this im crying waawaaawraaa

  • @christianlund2925
    @christianlund2925 4 года назад +477

    geosquare: this application of multi-chunk technology to seed theory was matthew's magnum opus me: beeg cactus

  • @liputter
    @liputter 4 года назад +2323

    these guys over here using their power capable of curing cancer just to calculate the coordinates of a large desert stick

    • @waldotheranger3987
      @waldotheranger3987 4 года назад +157

      yep.
      I'm having a good time laughing at it though.
      and laughter is medicine. so there you go.

    • @char8169
      @char8169 4 года назад +11

      lol
      but i think if you really spend time on it maybe youll understand it

    • @Ezper-2099
      @Ezper-2099 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @senseistatus1200
      @senseistatus1200 4 года назад +18

      Exspiravit Rapidiatis but the desert stick is wet and spikey

    • @liputter
      @liputter 4 года назад

      @@senseistatus1200 hahahahaha

  • @theo1559
    @theo1559 3 года назад +464

    Dream when Geosquare makes a video about cactuses: "Great video :)"
    Dream when Geosquare exposes him for cheating with mathematical evidence: "Geosquare go back to the circus"

    • @randomperson5579
      @randomperson5579 3 года назад +93

      Big cactus generation 4, no computers needed, you just need Dream to look through a desert biome, and he'll find like a 50 block high cactus.

    • @loljay3281
      @loljay3281 3 года назад +16

      I felt sad. They look like they were friends..:(

    • @yungratpoison
      @yungratpoison 3 года назад +4

      he found the 16th tallest cactus :D

    • @vaibhovshinde
      @vaibhovshinde 3 года назад +3

      Dream disabled reply to his comment. Now you can't reply xd

    • @evehellod9776
      @evehellod9776 3 года назад +24

      @@vaibhovshinde
      It has 493 replies and RUclips comments cap at 500 replies, so it’s not that big of a deal. It could’ve been a bug too, a few comments have more than 500 replies and a few cap out at less than 500
      It’d be funny if he actually disabled the comments though, he really can’t take critique lol

  • @amurrjuan
    @amurrjuan 4 года назад +349

    I love how these people can do all this crazy shit, and they use their skills to find big cactus. I love it

    • @Gustoberg
      @Gustoberg 4 года назад +6

      they are the real genius

    • @billthefirst2410
      @billthefirst2410 4 года назад +1

      imagine if they tried to take over world

    • @siluda9255
      @siluda9255 4 года назад +1

      They must train they rick morty iq on something

  • @PlasmaCore
    @PlasmaCore 4 года назад +778

    "*Why would these grown adults devote collective hours towards finding a big plant?*"
    Science isn't about why! It's about why not!

    • @stunttiseis2672
      @stunttiseis2672 4 года назад +20

      PlasmaCore1219 That sounds like something that cave johnson would say.

    • @Daniel_Lopes_13
      @Daniel_Lopes_13 4 года назад +2

      such a short comment with such a deep truth

    • @IdleByte8000
      @IdleByte8000 4 года назад +6

      @@stunttiseis2672 LEMONS

    • @janhalicki6390
      @janhalicki6390 4 года назад +2

      @@stunttiseis2672 he did

    • @izayaorihara7059
      @izayaorihara7059 4 года назад

      Professionals have stændards!

  • @snufnik
    @snufnik 4 года назад +3380

    everybody gangsta till
    Y = 255

    • @MonumiaDub
      @MonumiaDub 4 года назад +141

      Well in theory if the average point in the desert is y=65, then the tallest possible cacti would be between 190 and 200 blocks tall depending on the depth of the surface

    • @snowythebudgie9674
      @snowythebudgie9674 4 года назад +101

      It should actually be possible to get a cactus higher than 255 blocks, a chunk is 16 x 16, thats 256 blocks not including height, so highest possible is 768 which is VERY rare, however, you'd find a ton of cactus falling down from the sky once you load the chunk. Or above y 256, they just wouldn't spawn

    • @owenpickles4486
      @owenpickles4486 4 года назад +28

      @Plazma Warrior build limit

    • @Rabbitsliver
      @Rabbitsliver 4 года назад +2

      modding community: hmb...

    • @brutta155
      @brutta155 4 года назад +13

      @@MonumiaDub The height limit is still 255 lol. Don't be a smartass

  • @lowbudgetchannel5565
    @lowbudgetchannel5565 3 года назад +357

    That moment when tall cactus is more likely than dream’s speedrun

    • @Rayan-West
      @Rayan-West 3 года назад +7

      This will age like wine after the scandal is done.
      (No, I am not Dream's subscriber in any way possible, I only watch his videos for fun)

    • @WickedPhatter
      @WickedPhatter 3 года назад +23

      @@Rayan-West and it did .-.

    • @null_pointer_deref
      @null_pointer_deref 3 года назад +9

      @@Rayan-West You were right, my friend.

  • @gbm6882
    @gbm6882 4 года назад +1931

    Mathematicians in the 1960s : Put a man on the moon
    Mathematicians in the 2010s: *B E E G. CACTUS*

    • @leonox7313
      @leonox7313 4 года назад +39

      B I G C A K T O Z E

    • @batbat1209
      @batbat1209 4 года назад +38

      Bruh your “38 years ago” in your name actually fooled me for a split second

    • @blondesinnamon4627
      @blondesinnamon4627 4 года назад +3

      @@batbat1209 me too

    • @endlessstrictures9400
      @endlessstrictures9400 4 года назад +26

      Ironically big cactus finding uses way more computing power than apollo ever did

    • @OK-hn7hs
      @OK-hn7hs 4 года назад +4

      do not search B e e g on youtube

  • @trstmeimadctr
    @trstmeimadctr 4 года назад +3751

    "cactus community"
    "cactus technology"
    "the world of big cactus"
    "a whole new realm of big cactus"
    "the frontier of big cactus"
    what a strange video

  • @lightnightsky
    @lightnightsky 4 года назад +452

    There comes a time when such a stupid concept with no meaning like “finding the tallest cactus in Minecraft” turns into a beautiful project requiring skill and determination that demonstrate a persons true potential, will, and curiosity. I think it’s a precious way to show how genius and funny the human mind can be.

    • @paixnidiatab5230
      @paixnidiatab5230 4 года назад

      what brain? me have no brain me brainless me can't understand wut you mean cause me no brain

    • @shojiy.7683
      @shojiy.7683 4 года назад

      @@paixnidiatab5230 are you stupid?
      Get it?

    • @aswathychandrababu9758
      @aswathychandrababu9758 4 года назад

      @@shojiy.7683 he is so stupid that he thinks that he dont think that he is stupid.

    • @bsharpmajorscale
      @bsharpmajorscale 4 года назад +1

      @@paixnidiatab5230 Grimlock, is that you?

    • @gamefox6019
      @gamefox6019 4 года назад

      Paixnidia Tab WAT?

  • @entgan
    @entgan Год назад +10

    I remember driving people nuts in 1.2.8 Beta living in a secret base in Anthrox, and building a 36 block high cactus. People legit made pilgrimages from across the server to visit the "always growing cactus"

  • @alexls1923
    @alexls1923 4 года назад +3223

    Can’t wait for the sequel “the quest for the tallest sugar cane in Minecraft”

    • @alexls1923
      @alexls1923 4 года назад +147

      Since I made this comment, I’ve been seeing a few 4 block tall sugarcane in my bedrock edition survival world

    • @prav2568
      @prav2568 4 года назад +118

      I have found 5-6 high ones but I broke them lel

    • @theREALsilviautism
      @theREALsilviautism 4 года назад +16

      @@alexls1923 watch ANY youtubers with sugarcane in X-life

    • @yaboithaturtle3520
      @yaboithaturtle3520 4 года назад +15

      I believe sugarcane grows infinitely, even when found naturally

    • @pyroparagon8945
      @pyroparagon8945 4 года назад +172

      @@yaboithaturtle3520 uh, what? They grow to 3 and then stop

  • @creativenamelol
    @creativenamelol 4 года назад +888

    The video: Ends
    Me: Still tries to assimilate the information that there is a community based around cactuses

  • @rcm926
    @rcm926 4 года назад +1136

    1941 - we've cracked the enigma code, we can now understand Germany's coded messages
    2020 - we've cracked the seed generator, we can now find big cacti in Minecraft

  • @tincanmaniac1931
    @tincanmaniac1931 3 года назад +61

    Sorting by new was a mistake. These comments are awful.

    • @strider5450
      @strider5450 3 года назад +14

      i just did that and i feel Like its warning me...welp see you in the other side

  • @J_Squatch
    @J_Squatch 4 года назад +1273

    Sci Craft: We checked millions of seeds to find one with a quad witch hut.
    ???: ... amateurs
    Sci Craft: what was that?
    Big Cactus Community: *A M A T E U R S*

    • @benjaminlum5894
      @benjaminlum5894 4 года назад +28

      technically they paved the way for seed finding for the Big Cactus community so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @quartiermeisterf9875
      @quartiermeisterf9875 4 года назад +5

      The Big Cacuts comunity and Sci Craft is like America and britan one startet it the other one became unmatched at it

    • @TheGreenReaper
      @TheGreenReaper 4 года назад +3

      Technically they're all amateurs - unless they're being paid for it, like the author of this video.

    • @karateswords11
      @karateswords11 4 года назад +1

      To sift through all 18 quintillion seeds in minecraft for all big cactus, if we sifted through 1 million every second, it would take 584942 years.

    • @beatlejinx4714
      @beatlejinx4714 4 года назад +1

      Pack.png Finders: *chuckles...

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy5738 4 года назад +1307

    World: *riots, possible world wars, murders, political destruction*
    Gamers: *B I G C A C T U S*

    • @cozz124
      @cozz124 4 года назад +3

      Can’t break that 69

    • @starling_song
      @starling_song 4 года назад +2

      CozmicPlayz Minecraft it already was within an hour

    • @sedatealth103
      @sedatealth103 4 года назад +1

      yee big cacti

    • @shrimpnft509
      @shrimpnft509 4 года назад +6

      Nah dude gamers are complaining about a girl with muscles in the apocalypse

    • @rybertrion3642
      @rybertrion3642 4 года назад +2

      Nah bro you mean just the USA lol

  • @desmondruhling
    @desmondruhling 3 года назад +195

    It’s sad that dream commented supporting him and later tweeted that he hated him.

    • @desmondruhling
      @desmondruhling 3 года назад +1

      @@justanordinarydweeb9181 yeah

    • @igameidoresearchtoo6511
      @igameidoresearchtoo6511 3 года назад +2

      but dream himself was kinda sick back then

    • @f3p
      @f3p 3 года назад +34

      Because Dream is angry that he got exposed.

    • @ryanchen1621
      @ryanchen1621 3 года назад +3

      @@f3p I find it kind of sad how people are still commenting about this when most people have already moved past it

    • @yellowtitan6040
      @yellowtitan6040 3 года назад +25

      @@ryanchen1621 It's almost like cheating is wrong. I know you never want to hear anything negative about Dream but try and realize that integrity is important and he deserves to be shit on whenever people want to shit on him.

  • @LuiZ-jy1pi
    @LuiZ-jy1pi 4 года назад +664

    "People weren't much interested in cacti finding"
    Oh I wonder why lol

  • @logundev
    @logundev 4 года назад +209

    Its 1am and when you said "Can big cactus grow any taller?"
    I felt that.

  • @cerebralm
    @cerebralm 4 года назад +736

    "in the early days of the big cactus community"
    this honestly feels like a shitpost lmfao
    subbed

  • @leftysheppey
    @leftysheppey 3 года назад +21

    This is essentially the goal of pure mathematicians put into a form that the non-mathematically minded can understand. Finding something just for the sake of finding it

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick 4 года назад +477

    3:06
    "He found a six tall cactus on 2B2T, which was amazing to see for the-"
    *FitMC crashes into the video randomly*
    "THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT"

  • @1179125
    @1179125 4 года назад +1600

    using GPU to mine crypto-currency: - _ -
    using GPU to find the tallest cactus in Minecraft: 0 _ 0

  • @hiphyro
    @hiphyro 4 года назад +127

    The name “big cactus” sounds like a huge meme

  • @autotactic
    @autotactic 3 года назад +83

    5:31 Pfff, Dream would easily find that
    (he had a 0'00000000000000147% chance)

    • @PyroFTB
      @PyroFTB 3 года назад +8

      Probably the same speedrun where he got those ender pearls and blaze rods

    • @jacubotheguy1642
      @jacubotheguy1642 3 года назад +1

      Hehehheheh

    • @alexmark6580
      @alexmark6580 3 года назад +2

      Dream would find 3 AKtUaLly! tHaNK u vERy MUcH!

    • @sai8098
      @sai8098 3 года назад +1

      (he is just veri lucky!’!’!!)

  • @FiSH-iSH
    @FiSH-iSH 4 года назад +396

    7:17 “...into a *clear, concise diagram.”*
    *_sir, those are just scribbles._*

    • @lancepanics2996
      @lancepanics2996 4 года назад +14

      yes haha that is the joke I think

    • @NoName-rb3vp
      @NoName-rb3vp 4 года назад +12

      what do you mean? don’t you see that they are sophisticated scribbles?

  • @benren0825
    @benren0825 4 года назад +248

    So this is what teachers meant when they said you’d need to use you knowledge in real life. I’m satisfied

  • @Chrischi3TutorialLPs
    @Chrischi3TutorialLPs 4 года назад +136

    "With a bit of cool simple algebra and a bit of brute force"
    As Isaac Arthur always says: If you cant solve a problem by brute forcing it, youre not using enough brute force.

    • @klol-ld8jr
      @klol-ld8jr 4 года назад

      HolyPastrami 127 likes and no replies also I read that and 12 seconds later i heard geo say it LMAO

  • @sentdex
    @sentdex 4 года назад +195

    Who dat machine learning trainer? :o

  • @zeguyy
    @zeguyy 4 года назад +837

    FBI: are you hacking? Or decrypting?
    Geosquare: no just using parallel computing and the Minecraft seed equation to find the tallest cactus in the game,
    FBI: *Understandable have a nice day*

    • @ATealPenguin
      @ATealPenguin 4 года назад +8

      Ruadhan decrypting? Since when is decryption illegal lmaO

    • @traffic9518
      @traffic9518 4 года назад +11

      Hacking a game in single player I guess needs the FBI on the scene

    • @pepejulianonzeima.whosaysi9747
      @pepejulianonzeima.whosaysi9747 4 года назад +5

      If FBI and KGB go to this project, we may find pack.png too

    • @zeguyy
      @zeguyy 4 года назад

      A Teal Penguin its not. Its just suspicious activities.

    • @ATealPenguin
      @ATealPenguin 4 года назад +1

      @@zeguyy you do realise that for encrypted data to be useful, you need to decrypt it, if it needs to be undecryptable then you need to hash it. So using programs to try to find hashes is suspicious, but decryption goes along with encryption

  • @ashurad_fox5991
    @ashurad_fox5991 4 года назад +275

    me: *needs green dye*
    19 block height cactus: *guess I'll die*

    • @thiccychiccy1157
      @thiccychiccy1157 4 года назад

      @Cameron Will bruh

    • @ashurad_fox5991
      @ashurad_fox5991 4 года назад +2

      @Cameron Will bruh :v
      cactus is a plant, a plant is a living thing, and all living things die at some point.

    • @ashurad_fox5991
      @ashurad_fox5991 4 года назад

      @Cameron Will then you r/wooshed yourself r/iamverysmart

    • @theclickening6668
      @theclickening6668 4 года назад

      @@ashurad_fox5991
      That's how it work?

    • @katamas832
      @katamas832 4 года назад +4

      More like
      *guess I'll dye*

  • @SF-zm2py
    @SF-zm2py 3 года назад +5

    9:18 "Now you may be asking yourself: why in the world would these grown adults devote 100's of collective hours towards finding a big plant?"
    Proceeds to dodge the question like a reasonable person.

  • @ecpeze
    @ecpeze 4 года назад +449

    I remember dream found a very tall cacti in his world record seed

  • @brendonian4097
    @brendonian4097 4 года назад +83

    Geosquare: But first, we need to use parallel processing
    Me pretending like I know what parallel processing is: Of course

    • @greenman784
      @greenman784 4 года назад +1

      @The Random House Me pretending like I know what parallel universe is: Of course

    • @madlad255
      @madlad255 4 года назад +1

      @The Random House Beat me to it

    • @madlad255
      @madlad255 4 года назад +1

      @@greenman784 That means I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you. ;)

  • @earlessmimikyu
    @earlessmimikyu 4 года назад +1045

    Normal people's worries: What if I contract the coronavirus?
    Minecrafters: I need to know how tall a cactus can be!

    • @avxks
      @avxks 4 года назад +19

      I mean, how else can you contribute in these desperate times of isolation?

    • @aspenpawarts9333
      @aspenpawarts9333 4 года назад +1

      100th like

    • @ivantheamazingbacon6637
      @ivantheamazingbacon6637 4 года назад +1

      *y e s*

    • @cantsu
      @cantsu 4 года назад +5

      it's not like they get out of the house to be scared of the virus anyways

    • @ashurad_fox5991
      @ashurad_fox5991 4 года назад

      as well asfinding the seed of minecraft youtubers and the seed of minecraft.png

  • @justlola417
    @justlola417 Год назад +1

    I love finding out about very specific communities like this. The world is beautiful

  • @lighthal5959
    @lighthal5959 4 года назад +183

    people before minecraft: I used my intelligence to invent mathematical equations to make human life easier
    people during minecraft: I used my intelligence to find the tallest cactus in minecraft

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud 4 года назад +4

      nah dude, people were just calculating prime numbers before this

    • @ShrtStfflp
      @ShrtStfflp 4 года назад

      yeah, nah. all mathematicians do is shit like this. Like Fermat's Last Theorem. took hundreds of years to solve/prove and it doesn't really have much application other than advancing our knowledge of math itself. Or the 4 colour Theorem, just says no more than 4 colours is needed to colour in a map so that a colour does not border itself. It's nice to know but doesn't really do much of anything.

    • @blurguy171711111
      @blurguy171711111 4 года назад

      @@ShrtStfflp I'm fairly certain that 99% of the math we use today was made up by some bored mathematician trying to do interesting stuff. Practically no math was made for a practical use. Same with many scientific discoveries. Finding the biggest cactus might be something dumb and inconsequential, but the methods created to do such a task may have monumental affects on the future of seed-finding, and potentially other types of coding.

  • @markmeyer8077
    @markmeyer8077 4 года назад +418

    Dream: What is the longest distance you can jump?
    Geosquare: Cactus how big?

  • @ybr8192
    @ybr8192 4 года назад +70

    3:07 ah yes, the _Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft_

    • @ArshmanR
      @ArshmanR 4 года назад +7

      *FitMC distant screeching*

  • @dan-tr5pi
    @dan-tr5pi 4 года назад +54

    Geosquare: *tries looking for the tallest cactus*
    8yo me who made a cactus that reached the height limit in creative mode: hold my apple juice

  • @taffymatt1366
    @taffymatt1366 4 года назад +415

    Teacher: "What are you laughing at?"
    Me: "Nothing"
    Me in my head: *BEEG CACTUS*

    • @halfjack2758
      @halfjack2758 4 года назад +11

      Just mute yourself lol

    • @aaafdnga
      @aaafdnga 4 года назад +9

      i know its ur sense of humor but this is so not funny

    • @hp640.
      @hp640. 4 года назад

      BEEG SMG4

    • @jbbajangamer
      @jbbajangamer 4 года назад

      yes you laughed

    • @totallyrealcia
      @totallyrealcia 4 года назад

      yes humor is subjective

  • @mushroom_gal490
    @mushroom_gal490 4 года назад +46

    The phrase “Big Cactus Revolution” gives me life

  • @cozyin
    @cozyin 4 года назад +81

    "That was, until _cool man_ entered the scene."
    buckle up boys

  • @flashter6101
    @flashter6101 3 года назад +170

    Dream finding the 1 in a trillion cactus

  • @losado8712
    @losado8712 4 года назад +2362

    Can we talk about the fact that the smartest mathematicians of this generation spend their time looking for the biggest Cactus in Minecraft ._.

    • @hannesp3493
      @hannesp3493 4 года назад +177

      A very noble cause imo

    • @jhbf
      @jhbf 4 года назад +298

      you'll find that in the world of academia, people devote their lives to the most obscene and intricate things, on par with pack.png

    • @pisulolol
      @pisulolol 4 года назад +98

      Well I’d rather find the tallest cactus then debunk Einstein, tbh

    • @swedneck
      @swedneck 4 года назад +21

      @@pisulolol see that's the thing, a good scientist would LOVE to prove Einstein wrong.

    • @sinopathefox7391
      @sinopathefox7391 4 года назад +68

      @@swedneck i see it the other way where a good scientist would love to find their own discovery

  • @felipefalcao1
    @felipefalcao1 4 года назад +122

    1990: In the future there will be flying cars
    2020: 10 minute video about tall cactus in block game

  • @kaiserxyozni4786
    @kaiserxyozni4786 4 года назад +62

    So guys just remember that there IS a parallel universe where you run into one of those super tall 20 block cactus

  • @Fixti0n
    @Fixti0n Год назад +3

    Have you ever seen that video where this kid is digging a hole on the beach, then a few others join in, and before you know it there is like 20 guys digging a hole on the beach for no other reason then they wanted to dig a hole on the beach.
    There is something in our minds that just makes us do these kinds of things.

  • @butteredsalmonella
    @butteredsalmonella 4 года назад +140

    Imagine using a NASA Computer just to find an extremely long Desert Green Porcupine Plant

    • @dragonslayer3552
      @dragonslayer3552 4 года назад +8

      Look OK finding the TICCEST cactus is more important than that lame universe out there
      I mean it's a big empty void vs a thick green spiky Boi which sounds more interesting?

    • @datblue1104
      @datblue1104 4 года назад +5

      @@dragonslayer3552 Thicc gren boi

  • @joshjones
    @joshjones 4 года назад +469

    “We choose to find biggest cactus in this decade, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.”
    - John F. Kennedy

    • @grandmacat406
      @grandmacat406 3 года назад +12

      "Don't put words in my mouth!"
      John F. Kennedy

    • @06racing
      @06racing 3 года назад +15

      "Let every cactus know whether it wishes us well or ill that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any to assure the survival and the success of big cactus"
      - John F. Kennedy

    • @alexdale8705
      @alexdale8705 3 года назад +12

      "Do not pray for easier cacti finding gentlemen, pray to be stronger men."

    • @roadrunner5549
      @roadrunner5549 3 года назад +3

      @@grandmacat406 "or bullets in my head" - JFK

    • @grandmacat406
      @grandmacat406 3 года назад +1

      @@roadrunner5549 lmao

  • @stantheman9927
    @stantheman9927 4 года назад +383

    “A whole new realm of big cactus was born”
    Never thought i would hear that

  • @akuma7616
    @akuma7616 3 года назад +66

    It's so ironic that Dream liked this video 5 months ago.

  • @hcEzz
    @hcEzz 4 года назад +302

    am i the only one who finds it funny whenever he says “big cactus”

    • @TimBukTwo
      @TimBukTwo 4 года назад +5

      My mind immediately goes to Big Lion, and I laugh every time.

    • @samarth.patel21
      @samarth.patel21 4 года назад +4

      Cig bactus community 😂

    • @lightlysal
      @lightlysal 4 года назад +2

      Rapper name

    • @ThePC007
      @ThePC007 4 года назад +2

      It kind of reminds me of "Big Data", which is kinda fitting since they are literally generating big amounts of data to find the cactus, lol.

  • @trickstertwister612
    @trickstertwister612 4 года назад +127

    "Why in the world would these grown adults devote hundreds of collective hours towards finding a big plant?"

    • @Pikayoshgamer
      @Pikayoshgamer 4 года назад +1

      lol why not your watching it right?

    • @kianalvizo6407
      @kianalvizo6407 3 года назад +1

      beeg cacti

    • @06racing
      @06racing 3 года назад +2

      "Let every cactus know whether it wishes us well or ill that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any to assure the survival and the success of big cactus"
      - John F. Kennedy

    • @leonmozambique533
      @leonmozambique533 3 года назад

      Not even a real plant they’re pixels in a block game

    • @teomaher5893
      @teomaher5893 3 года назад

      In a game you forgot to add

  • @sethmunnerlyn6868
    @sethmunnerlyn6868 4 года назад +311

    Geniuses back then: Hey look I invented electricity, telephones, and cars!
    Geniuses now: Haha big cactus go prick.

    • @nf7283
      @nf7283 4 года назад +10

      you without a doubt use reddit

    • @sethmunnerlyn6868
      @sethmunnerlyn6868 4 года назад +6

      nf No I just watch a lot of memes

    • @taniadede9510
      @taniadede9510 4 года назад +1

      Big prick go brr.

  • @mechanr
    @mechanr 3 года назад +12

    Dream 5 months ago: Great video :)
    Dream now: bAd CliCkBaiT viDeo wiTh mE name nO faiR biAs

  • @AuspiciousAvery
    @AuspiciousAvery 4 года назад +191

    lol next we should see how often 2 cacti spawn next to each other and if 4 spawn like that they will be thicc cacti

    • @AuspiciousAvery
      @AuspiciousAvery 4 года назад +5

      and if these r cacti that spawn on top of each other then there can also be ones that spawn next to each other? maybe?

    • @ab-bx4xz
      @ab-bx4xz 4 года назад +7

      You know what happens when there's a block next to the cactus? It just breaks

    • @ERobbo
      @ERobbo 4 года назад +38

      Justin Y. Fake Clone due to it occurring during world generation and the blocks not being updated, two cactus can be side by side

    • @AuspiciousAvery
      @AuspiciousAvery 4 года назад +2

      @@ab-bx4xz Ik but if it spawns naturally it won’t because sand spawns naturally and doesn’t fall also

    • @AuspiciousAvery
      @AuspiciousAvery 4 года назад +1

      @@ERobbo yay I just said that 2 lol jinx

  • @SpaceFlye
    @SpaceFlye 4 года назад +135

    *_Big Cactus Community_*
    Or BCC, never thought I'd hear something like this lol

    • @Nate-vn8xx
      @Nate-vn8xx 4 года назад +2

      Bbc men

    • @Auden.
      @Auden. 4 года назад +1

      N4T3 - my name was called?

    • @user-rf4vc7mt4d
      @user-rf4vc7mt4d 4 года назад +6

      ​@@Nate-vn8xx Big 🅱️actus Community

    • @jacobesterson
      @jacobesterson 4 года назад +4

      Gotta love that big cactus *C O C K*

    • @SwagPoly
      @SwagPoly 4 года назад

      What are you doing step-cactus

  • @izabella1334
    @izabella1334 4 года назад +192

    Who remembers the "thick" cactus from dreams speedrun? Lol
    *correction: thicc

  • @null3007
    @null3007 3 года назад +63

    Dream on the other video: angy
    Dream on this video: GREAT VIDEO.

  • @ADudeNamedLucky
    @ADudeNamedLucky 4 года назад +33

    RUclips finally understands what I want to watch, incredibly specific mathematics and science applied to absolute useless nonsense.

  • @tearlach47
    @tearlach47 4 года назад +79

    One thing I've wondered for years is if there is any theoretical possibility of a naturally forming nether portal in Minecraft. (Of course, before 1.16's partially generating portal structures)
    My thought process behind the idea is that, in caves, random occurences of single blocks of water/lava form in the walls, as well as random aquifers (pools of water or lava underground) from time to time. If a naturally forming frame is even theoretically possible, what about lighting it naturally? Abandoned Mineshafts that generate near lava can catch on fire, and perhaps that block of wood that catches on fire could be directly up against the hole of the portal and potentially light it up.

    • @pedro_.
      @pedro_. 4 года назад +11

      This is such an interesting concept

    • @trashy8343
      @trashy8343 4 года назад

      @@pedro_. Yes.. Quite epic indeed >:D
      (please get that reference ;^;'')

    • @wellinthatcase7474
      @wellinthatcase7474 4 года назад +13

      They would have to simulate both lava and water physics as well as fire spread in each seed which would probably take significantly more time

    • @audo6848
      @audo6848 4 года назад +1

      no

    • @Zejoant
      @Zejoant 4 года назад +2

      Must be extremely rare but im very interested in this idea.

  • @jeffreychickenlover80
    @jeffreychickenlover80 4 года назад +46

    When they broke the cactus I died internally

    • @CometGoat
      @CometGoat 4 года назад +2

      that's usually where you die lol

    • @jeffreychickenlover80
      @jeffreychickenlover80 4 года назад +3

      @@CometGoat not me. I die from the outside in. It's not pretty. It happened about 8 times now.

  • @drewlovelyhell4892
    @drewlovelyhell4892 Год назад +3

    I love terms like " the Big Cactus Community', and "Cactus Technology". 😆

  • @AngusJMcGregor
    @AngusJMcGregor 4 года назад +19

    1:21 “but in the early days of the big cactus community”

  • @KingGaming-vf3pz
    @KingGaming-vf3pz 4 года назад +48

    There really is a community for everything and everyone! Truly heartwarming to know this.

    • @SansAndPapyrus
      @SansAndPapyrus 4 года назад +2

      a community for... "everything"?
      women beating fandom must still be alive then!

    • @beanboy0791
      @beanboy0791 4 года назад +1

      @@SansAndPapyrus yes

  • @NithinMonni
    @NithinMonni 4 года назад +77

    1:34
    "Nobody really had the resources to look..."
    "That was until *Cool Mann* entered the scene"

    • @bitspop8239
      @bitspop8239 4 года назад +4

      Cool Mann is a cool man

    • @Pikayoshgamer
      @Pikayoshgamer 4 года назад +1

      @@bitspop8239 Frick yeah he is

    • @zoe-zz9qz
      @zoe-zz9qz 4 года назад +1

      He is the messiah

  • @kingkarlxivjohanofsweden4746
    @kingkarlxivjohanofsweden4746 4 года назад +11

    6:55 "if that went over your head, that's okay" 🥺 taking into account us small-brained viewers

  • @jamvously7170
    @jamvously7170 4 года назад +184

    Sleep : "You need me! It's 3 am!"
    Me : "The Quest for the Tallest Cactus in Minecraft.
    "
    Sleep : *Understandable. have a great day*

  • @benjaminli188
    @benjaminli188 4 года назад +39

    I'm just waiting for the day that they find a cactus that extends further than the build limit

  • @jodon711
    @jodon711 4 года назад +409

    me: trying to complete minecraft
    some people : *Trying to find the tallest cacuts*

    • @goodoc8248
      @goodoc8248 4 года назад +23

      *_c a c u t s_*

    • @SinisterAlex
      @SinisterAlex 4 года назад +6

      *_c a c u t s_*

    • @Marteh
      @Marteh 4 года назад +4

      ah yes. Enlaved *cacuts*

    • @jodon711
      @jodon711 4 года назад +1

      yep cacuts

    • @quartiermeisterf9875
      @quartiermeisterf9875 4 года назад +1

      Anyone wana start a catuts comunity im not gona start it but i will join it

  • @morrowsent4299
    @morrowsent4299 3 года назад +62

    I hope geosquare doesn’t quit after this whole dream situation. His videos are genuinely very well made and entertaining.

  • @fishnets_
    @fishnets_ 4 года назад +95

    Me: "I should really start being useful in life"
    Also me at 4am eating my 3rd dinner:

    • @deactivated.1254
      @deactivated.1254 4 года назад +7

      Why do I relate to this so damn much-

    • @wrytte
      @wrytte 4 года назад +6

      Too relatable lol

  • @berbseedle8286
    @berbseedle8286 4 года назад +72

    Geosquare: uploads
    Me: I don’t need sleep. I need *cactus*

  • @Trainhead
    @Trainhead 4 года назад +43

    Minecraft: NOOO! YOU CANT GROW PAST 3 BLOCKS!!?!
    Cactus: haha 6 block cactus go brrr

  • @ValentineC137
    @ValentineC137 3 года назад +5

    noone:
    A bunch of adults in thier rooms: *_BIG CACTUS_*

  • @Joltning
    @Joltning 4 года назад +163

    The fact he calls it “Big cactus” is absolutely menacing. How big? Who knows
    also probably cause it sounds like big ch

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 4 года назад +4

      -ungus , definitely not a euphemism for big d

    • @basemaus3728
      @basemaus3728 4 года назад +2

      @@NuclearRaven13 ick, definitely not a euphenism for supersized p

    • @a_donut
      @a_donut 4 года назад +1

      Bas Emaus
      ingas

    • @NewtGQ
      @NewtGQ 4 года назад

      chig bungus

  • @janka4820
    @janka4820 4 года назад +22

    I never thought I'd live to hear ''the world of big cactus would forever be changed''

  • @TheDiego908
    @TheDiego908 4 года назад +47

    Parallel computing is often used for tasks such as graphics cards software engineering, bitcoin mining and finding big cacti in Minecraft

  • @favray
    @favray 4 года назад +7

    This video is amazing I have the deepest respect for people that can devote themselves to little curiosities like this. We love you guys ❤️

  • @ky-aj-m
    @ky-aj-m 4 года назад +33

    Me: about to go to sleep
    Recommended: hey look minecraft
    Me: no
    Recommended: tall cactus is a thing

  • @nova52618
    @nova52618 4 года назад +178

    GeoSquare: Tallest Catus In Minecraft
    People: *interesting*

    • @seakitten1979
      @seakitten1979 4 года назад +1

      You want to know what’s really interesting: ask Siri what 0 divided by 0 is

    • @arlenearlene986
      @arlenearlene986 4 года назад

      @Terry 20 y o s

    • @cookidouqh
      @cookidouqh 4 года назад

      Me vibing with my 16x16x254 cactus that I'm almost done with: You really thought you broke the record?