We destroyed the NBA's future with a video game | Fumble Dimension Episode 1

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @Aaron42J
    @Aaron42J 5 лет назад +3663

    Best part about this is: The coaches and players may change, and be able to escape this simulated hell, but Shaq, Ernie, and Kenny remain, unchanging and un-aging. Also, looks like the refs stay the same too.

    • @victorunger
      @victorunger 5 лет назад +556

      The TV contract wasn't the only one they signed.

    • @RedSoxSousa
      @RedSoxSousa 5 лет назад +4

      Is that a Phantom Chevron in the comments of an SB Nation video?

    • @fattahrambe
      @fattahrambe 5 лет назад +19

      @@willpitts5223 *Republican intensifies*

    • @dimondraresaj1450
      @dimondraresaj1450 3 года назад +19

      That dawned on me as well, it was bad basketball purgatory for those 3 Lmao 😂

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 3 года назад +22

      This is the hell that Shaquille deserves for the complete sin that was Shaq Fu.
      And its sequel.
      And being in Freddie Got Fingered.
      And the Good Burger movie.
      And being a part of the terrible WrestleMania 32 *man it’s hard to remember how much of a genuine legend this man is some times*

  • @thenotoriousdig610
    @thenotoriousdig610 5 лет назад +7686

    150 prospects and not one is named "Bob".
    The curse continues

    • @Solar424
      @Solar424 5 лет назад +309

      Bob doesn't deserve to be a part of this.

    • @WolfGeek64
      @WolfGeek64 5 лет назад +249

      Bob's tend to do some great things in sports.

    • @DonSMDT
      @DonSMDT 5 лет назад +253

      149 Stupid Crap Faces and 1 99 OVR Bob Bob

    • @mr.gentlezombie8709
      @mr.gentlezombie8709 5 лет назад +67

      Honestly that missed opportunity is sadder than the gameplay we witness.

    • @seroskal9354
      @seroskal9354 5 лет назад +6

      you mean "Grace."

  • @benjamanwestwell7725
    @benjamanwestwell7725 3 года назад +1515

    This simulation predicted Jokic as the 2021 MVP. We have started on the path to the Fumble dimension

    • @anthonyhagstrom
      @anthonyhagstrom 2 года назад +48

      I feel like this isn't receiving the attention it deserves

    • @ShovelChef
      @ShovelChef 2 года назад +14

      I agree. Completely underrated comment.

    • @des0163
      @des0163 Год назад +44

      Also predicted Kyrie taking time off for "personal reasons"

    • @jzjz2633
      @jzjz2633 Год назад +19

      Predicted Enes Kanter being retired at 31

    • @bezllama3325
      @bezllama3325 Год назад +3

      ​@@jzjz2633"retire"

  • @skynyrdjesus
    @skynyrdjesus 3 года назад +996

    "Personal reasons" seems like the most honest and legit reason for a dude who doesn't know how to play basketball to not show up for work in the NBA.

    • @broncos435
      @broncos435 3 года назад +107

      "due to personal reasons, i.e., sucking incredibly hard, i will be taking a few games off'

    • @stevenjeon8600
      @stevenjeon8600 3 года назад +62

      @@broncos435 Ben Simmons

    • @brendanmoran57
      @brendanmoran57 2 года назад +8

      Kyrie

    • @grahamstrouse1165
      @grahamstrouse1165 2 года назад +2

      Kyrie Irving has entered the chat…

  • @bconrad217
    @bconrad217 5 лет назад +1630

    “Jon gave the created player we created both food poisoning and a bloody nose”
    “I don’t know why I did that, it was just funny”

    • @VeKtorVacuum
      @VeKtorVacuum 5 лет назад +24

      Ben Conrad Time to run a racist marathon then?

    • @JoeSixThreeOh
      @JoeSixThreeOh 5 лет назад +30

      VeKtorVacuum Just get some strychnine and brandy in him, he’ll be golden.

  • @billgilbert4518
    @billgilbert4518 4 года назад +2538

    It was an honor to be one of the 40 overall players. Found my name around the 21:50 mark. Well done boys. Can’t wait for more of these.

    • @josephhanicak7922
      @josephhanicak7922 4 года назад +41

      I wanna like your comment but it has 69 likes

    • @BurntToast415
      @BurntToast415 4 года назад +17

      Legend

    • @colink7017
      @colink7017 4 года назад +4

      Haha cool

    • @calebkimmel372
      @calebkimmel372 3 года назад +50

      Also, more cool, you can spot Bill Gilbert in the leftmost column at 4:20

    • @colink7017
      @colink7017 3 года назад +3

      It was hilarious watching the game try and fight them back.

  • @skinnermclane4467
    @skinnermclane4467 5 лет назад +2538

    "I'm Jon Bois"
    "-and I'm not."
    Real talk, this guy earned so much credibility and endeared himself so hard right there that I decided then and there to remember his name.

    • @JohnDoe-xg4zi
      @JohnDoe-xg4zi 5 лет назад +5

      Skinner McLane and that is

    • @abj136
      @abj136 5 лет назад +67

      @@JohnDoe-xg4zi Kofie YaBoie

    • @ders972
      @ders972 5 лет назад +3

      I'm sure he doesn't give an f about you remembering his name, you don't matter.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 5 лет назад +132

      @@ders972 you seem like an expert on irrelevance.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 5 лет назад +5

      @@abj136 Yeboah.

  • @itstherealbrace6424
    @itstherealbrace6424 3 года назад +217

    I feel like Personal reasons is more like "My dad died" but I like the idea of getting dragged out the middle of a game to go backpacking around Europe

  • @imc440
    @imc440 4 года назад +1162

    I'd love to see a version of this where everybody is a 25 in all categories...except for one that gets maxed out. Maybe it's hustle. Maybe it's left elbow durability. Now let's see which Idiot Savant has the greatest power.

    • @jonathanlyria2744
      @jonathanlyria2744 4 года назад +78

      thats actually a great idea

    • @broncos435
      @broncos435 3 года назад +147

      the guy with the 99 open 3pt shooting stat probably

    • @Thunderalpacka223
      @Thunderalpacka223 3 года назад +95

      @@broncos435 there's a guy who's done it and the guy with the maxed out layup or close shot actually dominated if I remember right

    • @thehoodedteddy1335
      @thehoodedteddy1335 3 года назад +7

      @@Thunderalpacka223 who?

    • @leonhardable
      @leonhardable 2 года назад +17

      @@thehoodedteddy1335 deez

  • @manofgray5239
    @manofgray5239 5 лет назад +4050

    I kinda like not-Jon-Bois... he has a distinctly "not Jon Bois" quality about him. Really contrasts well with Jon, who is 100% Jon Bois.

    • @FALL-LAFF-7477
      @FALL-LAFF-7477 5 лет назад +72

      Funnily how Jon Bois write all of this

    • @stupid2574
      @stupid2574 4 года назад +6

      Why do people like jon so much I really dont see the appeal

    • @hellohow7867
      @hellohow7867 4 года назад +36

      stupid2574 what????

    • @stupid2574
      @stupid2574 4 года назад +2

      @@hellohow7867 Explain why people like him so much Im more of a Seth guy

    • @PuchuKt
      @PuchuKt 4 года назад +54

      @@stupid2574 mostly because of his work like 'chart party' and 'pretty good'

  • @patricklemire9278
    @patricklemire9278 5 лет назад +1414

    And the crowds still attend no matter how hopelessly bad the play. It's like the Knicks.

    • @b1ng049
      @b1ng049 4 года назад +13

      I liked the comment until i saw the Knicks part

    • @dt1-n2f
      @dt1-n2f 4 года назад +42

      There is one, just one reason, for the Knicks to hold out hope.
      Just kidding.

    • @noahkoz6873
      @noahkoz6873 4 года назад +7

      Don’t forget the Cubs for a while, though Cubs fans at the time were mainly diehard fans

    • @daffers2345
      @daffers2345 4 года назад

      @@noahkoz6873 And the Red Sox

    • @doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802
      @doctorvladandhisbluejaysd2802 4 года назад

      Or the Cardinals

  • @jayceeYT793
    @jayceeYT793 4 года назад +210

    Jon: Makes all of the 40 overalls centers
    Kofie: This little maneuver is going to cost us 51 years

    • @JM-yg1kz
      @JM-yg1kz Год назад +15

      Who's Kofie the only other person there is Not-Jon Bois

  • @duolcoiram3557
    @duolcoiram3557 4 года назад +674

    "Every computer is filled with tiny men"
    So is your league

  • @Narokkurai
    @Narokkurai 4 года назад +316

    I still find it baffling that these players are rated 40 overall. That implies that they are 40% of the way to playing perfect basketball. They are almost-half-great. In truth, these players are not even halfway to dressing themselves in the morning. The idea that they could score 40% on any test, by any metric, seems absurd.

    • @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879
      @rusdanibudiwicaksono1879 4 года назад +8

      To be fair, folks like Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley probably around high 200-300, I think.

    • @cdw2468
      @cdw2468 4 года назад +69

      when you think about it, having played basketball before in a competitive setting makes you better than someone who has never heard of the game of basketball by about 40% i’d say. maybe the baseline is someone who grew up in siberia, isolated from the outside world, and doesn’t understand the entire concept of basketball

    • @Narokkurai
      @Narokkurai 4 года назад +103

      @@cdw2468 Basketball Potential 0: Your civilization has not invented baskets yet. Potentially, not even balls.

    • @Fresca64_
      @Fresca64_ 2 года назад +17

      I know this comment is two years old but I want you to know I cried laughing reading it

    • @bradigan
      @bradigan Год назад +22

      I kinda get it. 40 implies that they were good enough at a college/high school level to make it to the NBA in the first place. God only knows what 4'7" 5 OVR abominations are playing at the college level we don't get to see.

  • @ParkerTJames
    @ParkerTJames 3 года назад +460

    They added the “‘miss games for personal reasons” option so you can accurately simulate being kyrie Irving

    • @samweldon8104
      @samweldon8104 2 года назад +30

      When they started talking about the "personal reasons" thing I literally did a control F search for "Kyrie" cause I knew I couldn't be the only one who immediately thought of him lmaooo

  • @LightningFastStudios
    @LightningFastStudios 5 лет назад +1061

    When I saw Giannis and Jokic on the 40 Overall Warriors' coaching staff, the video went from being really funny to slightly depressing (but even funnier)

    • @danielmizrahi9629
      @danielmizrahi9629 4 года назад +153

      jokic looking like a giant while sitting in the middle of the players was hilarious

    • @PlutoTheSecond
      @PlutoTheSecond 4 года назад +64

      Jokic with a 26-194 record as a coach...ow.

    • @rjante2236
      @rjante2236 3 года назад +21

      @@PlutoTheSecond The Hue Jackson of the NBA

  • @rynomclaughlin1595
    @rynomclaughlin1595 5 лет назад +749

    "The year is 2058" *proceeds to play in Oracle*

    • @AR-jt2ux
      @AR-jt2ux 5 лет назад +91

      They moved back.

    • @ethanreed8400
      @ethanreed8400 5 лет назад +4

      Same unis... ha nah

    • @ZeSnark
      @ZeSnark 5 лет назад +103

      @@AR-jt2ux The Chase Center is underwater because of the rising sea levels. They had NO CHOICE.

    • @Einchy1
      @Einchy1 5 лет назад +25

      San Francisco blew up in 2038.

    • @howarddavis3517
      @howarddavis3517 5 лет назад

      🤣😂

  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones 4 года назад +2214

    "What are intangibles? I don't know, but he doesn't have them..."
    Lmao!

    • @Pachinko888
      @Pachinko888 4 года назад +12

      Good stuff 🤣🤣

    • @astashasta1
      @astashasta1 4 года назад +6

      that killed me😂

    • @jackhussey6334
      @jackhussey6334 3 года назад +55

      I'm just happy a video game lets you quantify intangibles.

    • @lucase.2546
      @lucase.2546 2 года назад +9

      “2K: We Make the Intangibles Tangible.”

    • @LounoirRecords
      @LounoirRecords 2 года назад +11

      in case someone doesn't know
      those include things like: motivation, game sense, drive, leading/teaching skills, emotional and stress resilience, other personality traits that may help or harm a team, etc, etc.

  • @greeneagles337
    @greeneagles337 5 лет назад +825

    0:55 "I'm Jon Bois"
    "I'm not..."
    +10 points for self awareness

    • @jo-jowei6147
      @jo-jowei6147 5 лет назад +18

      I wonder if that's supposed to be a joke referencing everyone's complaints that not every SB Nation video has Jon Bois in it?

    • @steveasare6135
      @steveasare6135 5 лет назад +3

      @@jo-jowei6147 it is

  • @siphillis
    @siphillis 5 лет назад +210

    "Kenny looks sad. Let's skip him."
    Jon, he's like 100 years old.

  • @sovicarious4974
    @sovicarious4974 3 года назад +304

    91.7 rebounds per game for 6.5 points per game is absolutely hilarious 😂😂

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 2 года назад +7

      especially when I don't know what a rebound is xp

    • @proofessor8062
      @proofessor8062 Год назад

      @@NoNameAtAll2 how do you not know what a rebound is this a sports channel lmao

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Год назад +6

      @@proofessor8062 it has "video game" in the name

    • @DDub04
      @DDub04 Год назад +14

      @@NoNameAtAll2 When a player shoots the ball but the ball doesn’t go in the hoop, the act of catching the ball off of the missed shot is a rebound.
      An offensive rebound is when the player who shot and the player that made the rebound are on the same team. A defensive rebound is when the player that shot and the player that made the rebound are on different teams.

  • @logankandel846
    @logankandel846 5 лет назад +346

    "The dunk contest was filled with players that actually can't dunk but they do their best" LMAO

    • @jjccg9415
      @jjccg9415 3 года назад +1

      Basically the WNBA

    • @mattmurphy5805
      @mattmurphy5805 3 года назад +2

      The winning player won with a 5 for effort

  • @stubley3432
    @stubley3432 5 лет назад +924

    “Players the game made WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION”

  • @Halotaku
    @Halotaku 4 года назад +397

    You know, having read the original Death of Basketball article, it amazes me how much the later version of the game is trying to prevent Jon and non-Jon from replicating Jon’s original experiment. It’s almost like one of the developers read the original and implemented multiple failsafes to stop this very thing from happening.

    • @chuckporter9526
      @chuckporter9526 2 года назад +48

      I regularly reread NBA Y2K. And watching this video, I get the same impression you do. First red flag: inability to adjust ratings to zero. All 40s across the board, really? This will be not as fun. We'll see bad basketball, definitely... but I was video of passes bouncing off faces like Santa's Little Helper. I want little dudes guarding invisible dudes. I want *comically* broken. Not just broken.

    • @fkknsikk
      @fkknsikk 4 дня назад

      @@chuckporter9526 What's extra sad is it was mostly just to keep the simulation from breaking itself. This sort of thing used to happen regularly on its own in sports games back in the day and they got tired of players complaining about the braindead players that were randomly generated ruining their teams.

  • @kentertainment9426
    @kentertainment9426 4 года назад +747

    Just glad the NBA TNT crew is immortal

    • @user-xl7hp8bi6x
      @user-xl7hp8bi6x 3 года назад +36

      And the referees too

    • @vinegarpisser2992
      @vinegarpisser2992 2 года назад +11

      What about the women down in San Antonio?

    • @anaveragejoehanginground
      @anaveragejoehanginground Год назад +1

      @@vinegarpisser2992 let's just bury the hatchet in the creek, victoria's definitely a secret to not talk.

    • @vinegarpisser2992
      @vinegarpisser2992 Год назад +1

      @@anaveragejoehanginground I had churros last night. I see what all the excitement is about! I had churros last night. Man … them damn things good. Them churros good… Man, them churros are the bomb!

  • @colincraigo5793
    @colincraigo5793 5 лет назад +838

    The Dunk Contest was just them trying their best 😂😂😂 I am dead

    • @jeromevillanueva2207
      @jeromevillanueva2207 5 лет назад +4

      Isn't it the case for the last Season's dunk contest? Lol.

    • @evangeloskyriazopoulos7070
      @evangeloskyriazopoulos7070 5 лет назад +14

      CCKillbilly the WNBA dunk contest

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 5 лет назад

      Nah it’d be worse, like there’s a really solid woman shooter who’s 5’ 4 » but the majority are averaged at 6’ I beleive, not 5’ 4 »

    • @pieterciere5012
      @pieterciere5012 5 лет назад

      Mustache D. Luffy nah, most are like 5’10, being 6’0 as a women is equivalent to being 7’0 as a man

    • @MustacheDLuffy
      @MustacheDLuffy 5 лет назад +1

      I looked it up, the average height for women is 6’0 tall however most of them still can’t dunk, there are some ale NBA players who can’t dunk at that height unless you’re talking about D Rose or something, they’d need to be able to jump 4 feet high in order to do so

  • @oppryikmb9487
    @oppryikmb9487 4 года назад +259

    36:30 Buckner was getting the offensive board and passing it back to an open 40 overall player. The 40 overall would likely miss again, resulting in another possible rebound for Buckner. Few points, few assists, just rebounds. Simulator made the big man pass it out after the offensive board

    • @vitex198
      @vitex198 2 месяца назад +1

      That’s so stupid lmao

  • @RugbyRyan
    @RugbyRyan 5 лет назад +3727

    Does “personal reasons” refer to Enes Kanter being kidnapped by the Turkish Government

    • @victorthomas9921
      @victorthomas9921 5 лет назад +51

      RugbyRyan’s Reviews wwe superstar

    • @TPTGopher
      @TPTGopher 5 лет назад +51

      RugbyRyan’s Reviews Worst Case - best case, Erdogan gets ousted and he goes home to take a role.

    • @ethanennis8
      @ethanennis8 5 лет назад +29

      Dereck Rose missing, Ty Lue leaving, etc

    • @MN-xo1cj
      @MN-xo1cj 5 лет назад +59

      They are waiting for him to retire, become more obscure and lose the protection the NBA infrastructure provides. I really hope Erdogan is gone by then.

    • @couragedacoward3786
      @couragedacoward3786 5 лет назад +32

      31:26 Jokic sitting down with his grandchildren and teaching them of the days he lived amongst Assassins that cooked and Kings that flopped

  • @ShakeItLittleTina
    @ShakeItLittleTina 5 лет назад +540

    Fun fact: one of the older games (can’t remember which sport) did genuinely have “Soul-Searching” as an injury option

    • @bmac4
      @bmac4 5 лет назад +71

      God this is a big mood

    • @Pillowd
      @Pillowd 5 лет назад +67

      The Markelle Fultz

    • @AnxietyPictures
      @AnxietyPictures 5 лет назад +27

      Definitely sounds like a Sega-era 2K feature

    • @ForelliBoy
      @ForelliBoy 5 лет назад +77

      they gonna have that in 2K21 after andrew luck

    • @kevinmoynihan5118
      @kevinmoynihan5118 5 лет назад +77

      What would be great is if a player could actually have the Soul Searching Injury Occur during a game

  • @Isthatthegrimreaper170
    @Isthatthegrimreaper170 4 года назад +1024

    Now I wanna know how they chose a winner for the dunk contest if they couldn’t dunk

    • @zackcolosky9908
      @zackcolosky9908 4 года назад +271

      Ambition

    • @musicfan-rq9ev
      @musicfan-rq9ev 4 года назад +159

      they lowered the rim until it was possible

    • @musicfan-rq9ev
      @musicfan-rq9ev 4 года назад +127

      most stylistic layup-er won

    • @ryukami404
      @ryukami404 4 года назад +24

      Best flop.

    • @TowDow3
      @TowDow3 4 года назад +34

      its a Oreo cookie dunking contest. DUH

  • @skinnermclane4467
    @skinnermclane4467 5 лет назад +229

    The gameplay at the end is like when the Mon-Stars took all the Power from the good players in Space Jam.

    • @allthingsgaming6
      @allthingsgaming6 4 года назад +6

      Skinner McLane Honestly, that’s what I was thinking too.

  • @conk_kos
    @conk_kos 5 лет назад +997

    You made an nba league composed entirely of 2019 dolphins, Impressive

    • @tysontronowicz3731
      @tysontronowicz3731 5 лет назад +87

      I had this really awesome change in Madden 2006. I really disliked LaDanien Tomlinson, and I wanted to screw him over. I once changed his stats to make him bad, but they just cut him instead. So... I bumped up some of his stats, but turned his carrying(likelihood of fumbling) all the way down. Best automated franchise mode ever. Teams always signed him, and then got rid of him the next season. His teams always did terribly.

    • @briancrist6388
      @briancrist6388 5 лет назад +2

      Omg HAHAHA.. that is so ummm... yaaa.

    • @stolencbscontent3233
      @stolencbscontent3233 5 лет назад

      jakeem grant sucks

    • @JohnDee633
      @JohnDee633 5 лет назад

      I think its actually the Dolphins biggest fan, Flipe.

    • @lukehewko260
      @lukehewko260 5 лет назад

      @@tysontronowicz3731 Why did you hate Tomlinson so much?

  • @ZGryphon
    @ZGryphon 4 года назад +79

    Upon rewatch, I just noticed that the draft commentary at 8:45 describes the player as a "solid contrubutor". Apparently the actual proofreader of this high-profile, high-budget game also had _his_ stats set to 25.

  • @bruceonlygoodvibes3639
    @bruceonlygoodvibes3639 5 лет назад +538

    My son played ball in a youth 8 years old league...it looked exactly like this

  • @Swish06
    @Swish06 5 лет назад +581

    This was like watching Plague Inc but for 2k

  • @j5689
    @j5689 4 года назад +79

    I love how sometimes they were so slow, they couldn't make it before getting a backcourt violation

  • @Roving_Cyclist
    @Roving_Cyclist 5 лет назад +446

    I very badly want to see a version of this where all the players are terrible except in one stat where they're amazing. See how the different AI front offices choose to draft.

    • @PhoenixKDIX
      @PhoenixKDIX 5 лет назад +39

      The "potential" max player(s) would win every game because he'd actually improve and end up decent to good very quickly

    • @blacklite911
      @blacklite911 5 лет назад +55

      Just one guy with level 100 fast break passing.

    • @samuelstensgaard4828
      @samuelstensgaard4828 5 лет назад +118

      @@blacklite911 "He couldn't dribble, shoot, or play defense, but by god could that kid throw a cross court alley-oop pass."

    • @Ahiboa
      @Ahiboa 5 лет назад +5

      Vader Minion kuroko is this u

    • @LordHorst
      @LordHorst 5 лет назад +23

      They should enter a player that is a 41 overall.

  • @TheDudeSmashTrash
    @TheDudeSmashTrash 5 лет назад +188

    "a court filled with borderline NBA talent... and Marvin Bagley"

  • @shramo
    @shramo 3 года назад +60

    "Gotta go coach."
    "Cam, It's half time!"
    "gotta go."
    "why?"
    "Can't tell ya. It's personal."

  • @GrahamBarth
    @GrahamBarth 4 года назад +99

    "What are intangibles? I don't know, but he doesn't have them."
    Story of my life, man.

  • @elijahdschultz
    @elijahdschultz 5 лет назад +255

    60 seconds in and I just want to hug Kofie Yeboah and tell him he’s important too.

  • @JkCaron1
    @JkCaron1 4 года назад +108

    "Due to the alphabetical dominance of the Eastern Conference..." my favorite line by far.

  • @Stuie299
    @Stuie299 5 лет назад +113

    Q: Why is all of the in game footage in slow motion?
    A: Because it's not. That's just how slow all of the players are.

  • @Troyza27
    @Troyza27 5 лет назад +126

    The long awaited sequel/remake of NBA Y2K from a few years back I'm so excited

  • @violetinreal8188
    @violetinreal8188 4 года назад +68

    I love how it feels like the game is fighting you the whole time

  • @Firebert
    @Firebert 5 лет назад +1280

    I about died laughing at "Alphabetical dominance of the Eastern Conference."

    • @emeraldaly7646
      @emeraldaly7646 3 года назад +62

      It's true though! Bucks, Bulls, Cavs, Celtics, after the 76ers of course. The west can only counter with the Clippers and then the Grizzlies (who geographically should be in the east anyway).

    • @ucheifedigbo8272
      @ucheifedigbo8272 3 года назад +2

      @@emeraldaly7646 the clippers?

    • @BradleyCodes
      @BradleyCodes 3 года назад +8

      @@ucheifedigbo8272 he mentioned them

  • @paranormal17
    @paranormal17 5 лет назад +701

    I've never been this early to a Jon bois video before. I can bet that it's pretty good already.

    • @CarlG84mm
      @CarlG84mm 5 лет назад +13

      Maiv I hope that “Pretty good” reference was intentional

    • @nolanfillman7056
      @nolanfillman7056 5 лет назад +14

      Ehh it was good, but it wasn’t pretty good

    • @NotHPotter
      @NotHPotter 5 лет назад +2

      That's a different series.

    • @jerryorg1
      @jerryorg1 5 лет назад +3

      No, it's Fumble Dimension!

  • @MrDrCthulhu
    @MrDrCthulhu 4 года назад +86

    "This story begins with a man named 'Stupid Crap Face'" I'm already sold, perfect.

  • @stephanierose1
    @stephanierose1 5 лет назад +536

    "I'm Jon Bois.
    ...
    I'm not."
    A MOOD

    • @nathanshlap
      @nathanshlap 5 лет назад +19

      None of us are Jon Bois ☹️

    • @KofieWhy
      @KofieWhy 5 лет назад +10

      LOLOLOL

    • @dasfowler
      @dasfowler 5 лет назад +15

      This was the most real moment on RUclips. The lesson of this video may be that machines are alive, but the subtext is that SB Nation is Self Aware and trying to save us from ourselves. Also potentially that Jon Bois is an early version of the T101 and Kofie is the human sent from the future.

    • @scatmanfan2
      @scatmanfan2 5 лет назад +7

      idk if kofie meant it like this but that felt to me like a dig at all the commenters who comment "this isn't jon bois" on every non-bois video SBNation puts out

    • @dasfowler
      @dasfowler 5 лет назад +1

      @@scatmanfan2 100% certain he meant it that way. Well... 99.7%.

  • @andrejg4136
    @andrejg4136 5 лет назад +283

    This video is like watching a star slowly burning through all of it's fuel, seeing heaving and heavier elements pop up in the spectrograph, until it finally starts fusing iron and the whole thing expldoes in a Supernova...
    Or I guess in this game it hyper-inflates from fusing carbon and just turns into a meager red dwarf...

    • @ders972
      @ders972 5 лет назад +5

      You probably talk about potential and kinetic energy as well as simple harmonic motion during coitus.

    • @YourPalJamieEllis
      @YourPalJamieEllis 4 года назад +10

      @@ders972 bud, I see you working on your roasts on everyone with an opinion in the comments. You ain't Don Rickles.

    • @ders972
      @ders972 4 года назад

      @@YourPalJamieEllis great observation. Thank you for the feedback.
      Lol

    • @toilet_cleaner_man
      @toilet_cleaner_man 4 года назад

      @@YourPalJamieEllis pickled orange

    • @bryantlipetri4841
      @bryantlipetri4841 4 года назад +3

      5"4
      40 Overall
      Welcome to philippines

  • @thattimestampguy
    @thattimestampguy 4 года назад +26

    14:40
    19:02 Lance Warner, GSW
    21:45 Vin Glover, 56 Overall
    25:31 Newly Generated Players
    27:39 All 40 Overalls
    29:17 The Fumble Dimension
    32:31 The 76’ers Reign of Terror
    Jonathan Buckner
    36:55 The NBA Has Changed

  • @maxcrss2845
    @maxcrss2845 5 лет назад +233

    “What if NBA players were middle school kids?” The simulation

    • @shahemharb1630
      @shahemharb1630 5 лет назад

      Maxcrss *elementary school*

    • @matthewyip8695
      @matthewyip8695 5 лет назад +5

      Hey at least a few could actually dunk! And make it! 5'9 and 41?

    • @ri0916
      @ri0916 4 года назад +1

      Every Teiko Opponent in Kuroko no Basketball

  • @2nd-place
    @2nd-place 5 лет назад +903

    There are two types of people: those who are Jon Bois, and those who are not Jon Bois.

  • @JB-uy5xt
    @JB-uy5xt 4 года назад +34

    the star player consistently missing a shot 2 feet away from his face made me lose it

  • @brennanroub5321
    @brennanroub5321 5 лет назад +567

    Now put a 7’7” 99 OVR player on one of these teams

    • @The_RyCheu
      @The_RyCheu 4 года назад +152

      actually what about just 1 7'7" 40 OVR, would that make him league MVP?

    • @tomsimcox5066
      @tomsimcox5066 4 года назад +94

      @@The_RyCheu I think from height alone he'd get an absurd amount of rebounds, so yeah, I think so.

    • @MetralletaLuis
      @MetralletaLuis 4 года назад +29

      @@tomsimcox5066 i mean, that's pretty much what happened like 35mins into the video

    • @hugedisappointment309
      @hugedisappointment309 3 года назад

      I tried that, it breaks the game every time

    • @broncos435
      @broncos435 3 года назад +1

      he'd be putting up numbers to shame even wilt

  • @ariamentio
    @ariamentio 5 лет назад +312

    “Welcome to the Fumble Dimension.”
    “I’m Jon Bois.”
    “I’m not.”
    Well boys we’re in for a treat

  • @danerman73
    @danerman73 4 года назад +15

    Had to sit through a long video with many basketball seasons. But the Warriors vs. Spurs with all 5'4 40 overalls was worth it. Loved the 6 second violation because the player was not fast enough to cross the line in 6 seconds.

  • @Tylerf64
    @Tylerf64 5 лет назад +704

    Kevon Looney: “Aight imma head out”

    • @Am-Not-Jarvis
      @Am-Not-Jarvis 5 лет назад +26

      He knew right away what was going on

    • @TungstenArm
      @TungstenArm 5 лет назад +3

      666 likes, the basketball gods have forsaken us

    • @RenaldyCalixte
      @RenaldyCalixte 5 лет назад

      Kevon Looney predicted the future

    • @TimThomason
      @TimThomason 4 года назад +13

      In a world gone mad, only Looney remains sane.

    • @coreyreeves3841
      @coreyreeves3841 4 года назад +1

      He should've stayed and won 16 championships 14 mvps 50 thousand points and earned a salary of 200 million a year

  • @brianloveland
    @brianloveland 5 лет назад +586

    Buckner with 43.6 RPG..... BOARDMAN GETS PAID

  • @stephenepling9711
    @stephenepling9711 3 года назад +62

    “What does personal reasons mean?”
    Ask Kyrie

  • @secretagent6224
    @secretagent6224 5 лет назад +2331

    5"4
    40 Overall
    *Welcome to philippines*

    • @RenaldyCalixte
      @RenaldyCalixte 5 лет назад +70

      Bruh...😂😂😂😂😂😂...that ain't right

    • @brycesmith9854
      @brycesmith9854 5 лет назад +52

      While you playing a lot of those kids are really good they are just short

    • @killua2120
      @killua2120 5 лет назад +19

      Nope hahahaha im a 14 year old 5,8 pure filipino hahahaha

    • @aidanayuyang2505
      @aidanayuyang2505 5 лет назад +5

      Really dude, I’m pretty okay at basketball (because most kids at my school are kinda trash no offense) and my coach calls me short. I’m one of the best on my team.

    • @reverencee
      @reverencee 4 года назад +2

      bruh 😂

  • @leoferwer1813
    @leoferwer1813 5 лет назад +702

    91,7 RPG and 6,6 PPG hahahahahahahahaha
    I Imagine that guy making 40+ consecutive offensive rebounds of his own missing layups once and once again until he finally scores hahahaha

    • @MrRodzilla
      @MrRodzilla 5 лет назад +66

      this is the correct strategy, he is just keeping the ball away from the opponent winding down the clock

    • @GRSZiik
      @GRSZiik 5 лет назад +48

      Bounce it off the rim, hold it up, bounce it off the rim, hold it up - shoot a basket at the end of each quarter, 76ers win 8-0 - solid strat when you're 18 inch taller than the rest of the league. haha

    • @rm5surf3r39
      @rm5surf3r39 5 лет назад +1

      What do the commas mean?

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 4 года назад +3

      That might actually be it. That's hilarious.

  • @papahippie2847
    @papahippie2847 4 года назад +27

    I'm upset you guys didn't do another 10 years of this. Like who get MVP, who are champs, every season the same? Or is just equal.

  • @tacodfs
    @tacodfs 5 лет назад +162

    My favorite guy was on Kofie's team- Milos Dabonabitch

  • @angelrobles7201
    @angelrobles7201 5 лет назад +625

    The most ironic thing is that Stupid Crap Face, the man and legend who started this Crap-Fest... retired after one season! (11:08)

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 5 лет назад +92

      RIP Stupid Crap Face, his NBA career died for our sins.

    • @calvinrivera49
      @calvinrivera49 5 лет назад +77

      He started into the league at age 40 already.

    • @jacksonkohnke9761
      @jacksonkohnke9761 5 лет назад +32

      He was 40 years old when he was drafted

    • @Scoots1994
      @Scoots1994 5 лет назад +23

      And they didn't even notice!

    • @jeffallen55
      @jeffallen55 5 лет назад +13

      This made me inordinately sad.

  • @Josh-ux1vy
    @Josh-ux1vy 4 года назад +31

    This is the closest I'll ever come to knowing exactly what it would be like if I went head to head with an NBA player

  • @IncineratingGlaive
    @IncineratingGlaive 5 лет назад +293

    "We have finally done it. The NBA - is complete trash."
    got hit with some feels right there

    • @budgetcoinhunter
      @budgetcoinhunter 3 года назад +2

      Didn't even take 30 years to complete!

    • @Zeitgeist997
      @Zeitgeist997 3 года назад

      It's kinda like what happened to freemasonry and the Christian religion in the way losers who couldn't fill the shoes of generations before....think about it 🤔

    • @epiccollision
      @epiccollision 3 года назад +1

      @@Zeitgeist997 making up lies to control the weak minded???

    • @Zeitgeist997
      @Zeitgeist997 3 года назад

      @@epiccollision you're such a dimwit that you can't put context in your words. How is that lies? It's distinct enough to at worst be classified as a hot opinion. You waive your spineless shill with a w0rthless life flag boldly....and are too stupid to notice

  • @rroze3712
    @rroze3712 5 лет назад +648

    You should do the opposite of this video
    7”0 y’all players
    All 99 ovr
    I’m curious to see how that would pan out

    • @rjante2236
      @rjante2236 4 года назад +29

      I wonder if any teams would go winless or undefeated..

    • @jacobm.5044
      @jacobm.5044 4 года назад +52

      No 7’7

    • @brianvillatoro6588
      @brianvillatoro6588 4 года назад +24

      @TopazHunter fumble dimension is ment to bring the worst of videogames

    • @gkdunch
      @gkdunch 4 года назад +23

      Brian Villatoro what about the touchdown dimension? idk

    • @dynaboyjl.4220
      @dynaboyjl.4220 4 года назад +10

      Jon did this in 2014, in his longform piece "NBA Y2K: 10 Years to Midnight" for SBNation

  • @mikeser_
    @mikeser_ 4 года назад +14

    "On a court with borderline nba talent.. and marvin bagley." Oh my has that aged like gold LMAOOO.

  • @janowiak3
    @janowiak3 5 лет назад +296

    "Trust the process" gets a whole new meaning....

    • @mdc4runner
      @mdc4runner 5 лет назад +22

      @John J 76ers f*cking dominating this league with 5 straight championships!

    • @Yuan-lo3zz
      @Yuan-lo3zz 4 года назад +2

      mdc4runner lol

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk 4 года назад +9

      @mdc4runner This video game “Trust the process” worked 100x better than the actual Sixers Trust the process 😂

  • @Deschmarquezproducti
    @Deschmarquezproducti 5 лет назад +245

    Came expecting an earth shattering look at how video games have ruined sports. Turned out to be a dumbass experiment I wondered about myself but never had the patience to do.
    10/10 will watch again

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 лет назад +1

      That would be an interesting idea, though.

    • @bb010g
      @bb010g 4 года назад +2

      Two people try to murder a sports sim

  • @jayvader9023
    @jayvader9023 4 года назад +87

    38:20 the ultimate matchup: ernest cameron vs ernest cameron

    • @labeeb7735
      @labeeb7735 4 года назад +5

      i would love to see the 2 on epic rap battles of history

    • @Meefer
      @Meefer 4 года назад +4

      I bet there's a great Gatorade commercial of it.

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 года назад

      😂

    • @InTheBleakMidwinter666
      @InTheBleakMidwinter666 3 года назад +1

      I think ernist Cameron is gonna win this one anyone wanna lay bets? Hmmmmmmm

  • @jasonfaulkner8644
    @jasonfaulkner8644 5 лет назад +112

    "Their potential is so low, they refuse to grow as basketball players ... and people, too." LOL! A harsh thing to say about your own digital children. There needs to be a Black Mirror episode where videogame-playing creators of athletic losers get sucked into the game and have to coach one of these hurtin' teams. At some point the players learn that their coach is also their creator, and they get revenge. Digital revenge.

    • @shahemharb1630
      @shahemharb1630 5 лет назад +1

      Yea i swear this felt like i was watching black mirror even though i never even watched it

  • @jamesmcgee9718
    @jamesmcgee9718 4 года назад +46

    This is easily one of the most creative and interesting things I’ve ever seen anyone do with a sports video game. Bringing your twisted thought-experiments out of the lab and into the light of day in such an entertaining fashion is truly incredible. I felt a very real, visceral disgust as I watched this and the ‘08 Lions videos. Please don’t stop making these.

  • @njstuckey
    @njstuckey 5 лет назад +197

    "2021-22 season
    Finals winner: Dallas Mavericks
    Finals MVP: Giannis Antetokounmpo"
    YOURE SAYING THERES A CHANCE?!?!?!

    • @elpedromoin
      @elpedromoin 5 лет назад +4

      Maybe the Doncic - Porzingis duo will work very well

    • @akanechurch5633
      @akanechurch5633 3 года назад +1

      There is >:)

  • @mikepaulus4766
    @mikepaulus4766 5 лет назад +134

    The mascot would probably bring a 56 overall and could dominate.

  • @Ragnarakk187
    @Ragnarakk187 4 года назад +24

    The 91 rebounding average in the finals killed me.

  • @TheKaswestcomix
    @TheKaswestcomix 5 лет назад +162

    The 76ers had at least a 164 game win streak? I bet Philly fans would still be pissed.

    • @paxton9892
      @paxton9892 5 лет назад +3

      They'd be pissed they couldn't unretire LeBron

    • @smoov22_sonic
      @smoov22_sonic 5 лет назад +6

      I'd take consistency any day at this point lmao

    • @jeremyd7607
      @jeremyd7607 5 лет назад +1

      Kurtis Brakeman this is my new favorite video ever 😂😂😂

    • @Spiegelgeist
      @Spiegelgeist 5 лет назад +5

      I want this reality so hard lmao.

    • @Spiegelgeist
      @Spiegelgeist 5 лет назад +2

      I don't care if it kills basketball, I want this reality of 5+ years of 76ers winning the league and like 200+ game winning streak

  • @mattimmelman6767
    @mattimmelman6767 5 лет назад +19

    I love how some of 2K's interventions, such as making their own players, added such a fun and interesting dynamic to the experiment!

  • @daleftuprightatsoldierfield
    @daleftuprightatsoldierfield Год назад +7

    The reason for the old-time names is because they have a very simple naming algorithm for randomly generated players. They just take a list of every in-game player’s first name and last name and randomly assign one of each to each created player. Since there are so many historical teams in the game, a lot of old names tend to pop up

  • @gussyboi1526
    @gussyboi1526 5 лет назад +1140

    Bruh if you don’t know who Stupid Crap Face is then you don’t know basketball I’m sorry

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 5 лет назад +24

      *Stupid Crap Face is the GOAT goddamnit*

    • @thekrazyhatter5063
      @thekrazyhatter5063 5 лет назад +12

      @@armadillolover99 and Michael Jordan is a bonafide scrub compared to stupid crap face

    • @tylarjones9281
      @tylarjones9281 5 лет назад +7

      @@thekrazyhatter5063 Made MJ quit basketball

    • @thekrazyhatter5063
      @thekrazyhatter5063 5 лет назад +3

      @@tylarjones9281 by dunking on him in what was called the dunk of death

    • @derpmcgerp8062
      @derpmcgerp8062 5 лет назад +7

      @@thekrazyhatter5063 racking-up a triple-quadruple in a single game

  • @kaminsod4077
    @kaminsod4077 5 лет назад +276

    Praise be to the sports gods, we have received another bounty from their Prophet Jon Bois.

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 5 лет назад +6

      @Brendan Donigian Tree is the Pope of the sportsball church.

  • @calebstone22
    @calebstone22 4 года назад +11

    The last bit from Jon is the first I’ve ever heard of actual southern accent.
    When we say awesome with feeling we just can’t hide it can we?

  • @bradnarraway9141
    @bradnarraway9141 5 лет назад +83

    You two work well together, I'm excited to see where this series goes! I dream of a world where videos without Kofie have comment sections filled with "Where's Kofie?" One day, mark my words!

    • @veezythebot6195
      @veezythebot6195 5 лет назад

      The reason people like jon bois is because the visuals while he talks about something. Atleast that's why I like jon bois

  • @itssupermandoe2434
    @itssupermandoe2434 5 лет назад +223

    The 90 rebounds 6 points thing had me crying laughing

    • @CptAhab-vf1ny
      @CptAhab-vf1ny 5 лет назад +25

      ItsSupermanDoe Imagine in real life dominating the boards like that but couldn’t buy a shot. Imagine if he was a passing center which passed it out every time he got a rebound and they missed the shot every time.

  • @joshuahilde1890
    @joshuahilde1890 4 года назад +12

    the fact that luka Doncic was the last player to retire is why I liked the video

    • @clownman4982
      @clownman4982 3 года назад

      Probably because he is super young

  • @enterprisedavidcain
    @enterprisedavidcain 5 лет назад +311

    For a min i believed this was a review of nba2k20

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 5 лет назад +15

      I thought he was actually saying that 2K was gonna eventually make us forget how to play basketball because the NBA’s 3 PT madness an ignorance of the fundamentals started around the time 2K became popular to mainstream NBA fans.

  • @canmydogget100subscribers2
    @canmydogget100subscribers2 5 лет назад +353

    People in 2019: We're going to have self driving cars in the fut-
    2k: Everyone is going to look like ray allen

    • @sachemofboston3649
      @sachemofboston3649 5 лет назад +2

      We've had electric cars since the 1800s...

    • @CodeWithLukas
      @CodeWithLukas 5 лет назад +2

      @@sachemofboston3649 ?

    • @johnsalem1795
      @johnsalem1795 4 года назад

      @@sachemofboston3649 what?

    • @sachemofboston3649
      @sachemofboston3649 4 года назад +1

      @@johnsalem1795 He edited the comment, it used to say "We're going to have electric cars in the fut-"

    • @sexysaurusrex548
      @sexysaurusrex548 4 года назад +1

      We have self driving cars tho js

  • @scrawnyboii
    @scrawnyboii 4 года назад +46

    you guys created AAU basketball. I'm impressed.

  • @williamsharpe927
    @williamsharpe927 5 лет назад +146

    “The 76er’s best play call is a brick, so that Buckner can grab the rebound and put it back in.” Lmao

    • @dwb345
      @dwb345 4 года назад +8

      Im dying at that lol

  • @wafflesthewookiee4716
    @wafflesthewookiee4716 5 лет назад +453

    Alright y’all, grab yo popcorn. Time for some anarchy.

  • @aisaac6
    @aisaac6 4 года назад +265

    31:25 look at Nikola's coaching record. I can't stop laughing.

    • @janors5722
      @janors5722 4 года назад +68

      The slow head bow is just the cherry on top 😂

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk 4 года назад +57

      This was midway through his 3rd season as coach and with that record he averages like 10 wins a year 😂
      Ownership just thought...”Well can you blame the guy, the league literally gives us no talent!”

  • @tbricksable
    @tbricksable 5 лет назад +160

    OMG IS THIS A REMAKE OF THE Y2K SERIES OMG JON BOIS YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN

    • @jorgef005
      @jorgef005 5 лет назад +2

      Wahts the Y2K series?

    • @tbricksable
      @tbricksable 5 лет назад +20

      @@jorgef005 look for "NBA y2k the death of basketball" on Google, it's a written version of this video pretty much
      I prefer the old version tho, it's more dramatic, more... Jon Bois-y?

    • @ozziemarizan2764
      @ozziemarizan2764 5 лет назад +2

      @@jorgef005 ruclips.net/video/bGc8_p61lsY/видео.html

    • @thatguyluis
      @thatguyluis 5 лет назад +1

      @@tbricksable right before I watch the video, I'm pretty sure I have seen this before somewhere that's why I'm confused about the upload date. That was a pretty good read, Nerlens Noel is the GOAT.

  • @PGO_Gaming
    @PGO_Gaming 5 лет назад +98

    The #FumbleDimension is one of the greatest concepts in internet content history. It is infinitely watchable.

  • @Barista.Nathan
    @Barista.Nathan 4 года назад +5

    Learning about folks like MVP Jonathan Buckner is why I enjoy watching long term franchise gameplay. Legends such as he deserve immortalization.

  • @jlm6468
    @jlm6468 5 лет назад +84

    Averaged 92 rebounds per game in the Finals? You could say that's pretty good

  • @laszlokiss483
    @laszlokiss483 5 лет назад +381

    "what are intangibles ?" "i dont know.... but he doesnt have em" lmfao

    • @NGH47
      @NGH47 5 лет назад +9

      intangible
      /ɪnˈtan(d)ʒɪb(ə)l/
      noun : an intangible thing
      When you don't even have nothing

    • @chrisking2500
      @chrisking2500 5 лет назад +33

      It would've been fun to see one guy with 99 intangibles and 25 everything else in a league full of guys with 25 on everything.

    • @laszlokiss483
      @laszlokiss483 5 лет назад

      @@NGH47 lmfao not a single thing of a thing

    • @laszlokiss483
      @laszlokiss483 5 лет назад

      @@chrisking2500 i think he would actually be a mfn beast lol

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 4 года назад +4

      @@NGH47 Intangibles in basketball specifically mean basically "good quality of uncertain origin." Like, if someone has good intangibles, that means they tend to get decent results even if on paper they aren't very fast, strong, or accurate. Usually it refers to players who "work hard" in some capacity.

  • @Eno22921
    @Eno22921 4 года назад +59

    31:27 looks like jokic trying to teach a bunch of kids in warriors jerseys how to play basketball

  • @ryanhoeler7839
    @ryanhoeler7839 5 лет назад +95

    This should be the premise of a Black Mirror episode

  • @ThePlumAbides
    @ThePlumAbides 5 лет назад +21

    "The tiny men in the computer are getting tired"
    But Jon, you two ARE the tinymen in MY computer...