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  • @drgregoryhouse34
    @drgregoryhouse34 3 года назад +3242

    “Dangerously close to finally playing at a league average level” that has to be the most Jets sentence ever

    • @78tag
      @78tag 3 года назад +51

      Pretty close to my favorite - "Top Mediocre".

    • @robertlawrence4719
      @robertlawrence4719 3 года назад +27

      From 1997 to 2013 the Jets were constant contenders . If they were not in the same division as the Patriots . They would have had countless division titles and at least a super bowl or 2. Hardly mediocre.

    • @whydoyougottahavthis
      @whydoyougottahavthis 3 года назад +31

      Idk anything about football but that was a hilarious statement

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 2 года назад +50

      @@robertlawrence4719 this is pure delusion and I'm all for it. Bad teams are only bad because of good teams. If good teams didn't exist bad teams would be good! Therefore Jets are good!!

    • @robertlawrence4719
      @robertlawrence4719 2 года назад +8

      @@geordiejones5618 hardly delusional, just facts . The patriots are to the jets , what the bulls were to the knicks in the 90’s.

  • @RobertJW
    @RobertJW 3 года назад +4385

    “Todd Haley Loses Grip On Coaching Entirely, Accidentally Saves Kansas City Football”

    • @edgaraldana3205
      @edgaraldana3205 3 года назад +122

      A breakdown.

    • @GamerboyNave
      @GamerboyNave 3 года назад +51

      I can hear the "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" music playing

    • @SingerDinger
      @SingerDinger 3 года назад +50

      @@edgaraldana3205 we need a Jon bois and Jomboy collab tbh lmao

    • @messaoudanekamel7277
      @messaoudanekamel7277 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/FUHvy8ygN3M/видео.html

    • @weregretohio7728
      @weregretohio7728 3 года назад +10

      From Palko to Patrick.

  • @lavkian
    @lavkian 3 года назад +2625

    this drive sure does provide itself as a primo example of "the jets do not play football, football just sort of happens to them"

    • @stevencooke6451
      @stevencooke6451 3 года назад +90

      Butt fumbles don't just happen.

    • @derekhatfield745
      @derekhatfield745 3 года назад +31

      Underrated comment. Have a like for making me laugh.

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 3 года назад +54

      @@stevencooke6451 Well they certainly weren't playing football then either.

    • @seandafny
      @seandafny 3 года назад +1

      Lhh

    • @andrewpalmer1873
      @andrewpalmer1873 3 года назад +14

      I was at this game and the butt fumble game. Who knew both were famous

  • @Tommy123fl
    @Tommy123fl 2 года назад +885

    So you’re telling me the Jets inadvertently caused the rise of the Brady Belichick dynasty AND the soon to be Mahomes and Reid dynasty? Man, we are the worst.

    • @swirl6996
      @swirl6996 11 месяцев назад +24

      Now here the Jets are squandering their opportunity at a Rodgers dynasty.

    • @sainttesuque7940
      @sainttesuque7940 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@swirl6996ain’t rodger’s like a geriatric old man

    • @swirl6996
      @swirl6996 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@sainttesuque7940 Well, two old men just cooked. Flaccosanity, and Tom Brady winning a Super Bowl.

    • @Damon-ik1kh
      @Damon-ik1kh 10 месяцев назад

      Kill me lol

    • @LoadPast
      @LoadPast 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@swirl6996 dynasty implies several championships over a decade, no way are flacco or rodgers playing till theyre 50 lol

  • @CHBMovies
    @CHBMovies 3 года назад +709

    "unfortunately for them, they were abandoned by God" is such an iconic Jon Bois quote

    • @Crystal_Bull
      @Crystal_Bull Год назад +12

      Looks like it even more now.

    • @TheFranchiseCA
      @TheFranchiseCA Месяц назад

      ​@@Crystal_BullIt can always get worse for the Jets.

    • @nickromano3087
      @nickromano3087 Месяц назад

      Ah yes, the chargers lol

  • @UpsidedownTreehouse
    @UpsidedownTreehouse 3 года назад +6322

    At this point im beginning to believe that football is cursed and shenanigans begin to occur when the score is 28-3

    • @rockstermaniac
      @rockstermaniac 3 года назад +480

      I think all sports have that... for example as an NHL fan the words 3 goal lead entering the third period always make me cringe.

    • @ThatJoshGuy327
      @ThatJoshGuy327 3 года назад +267

      @@rockstermaniac ah, i see you're a leafs fan

    • @rockstermaniac
      @rockstermaniac 3 года назад +136

      @@ThatJoshGuy327 vegas also comes to mind among other scores... actually Sens fan but as such Im very aware of when the leafs have catastrophic failures

    • @ryanahr2267
      @ryanahr2267 3 года назад +67

      Yeah, like my Bills nearly blowing that exact lead to the Rams just last season after a godawful interception call that resulted in Aaron Donald coming to life and single-handedly smothering our offense until the final drive.

    • @cjvs1604
      @cjvs1604 3 года назад +25

      @@rockstermaniac Then theres the Miracle on Manchester who laughs at the mere 3 goal lead going into the third.

  • @SingerDinger
    @SingerDinger 3 года назад +2114

    “you’re about to enter New York Jets territory this is your final warning”
    Nothing has ever struck fear in me like that.

    • @jwalkhooligan3597
      @jwalkhooligan3597 3 года назад +45

      Sounds like something Pete Carrol is gonna say to Russ in the not too distant future.

    • @Ludakolo
      @Ludakolo 3 года назад +16

      Long Island has that carved into a bridge as you head east.

    • @InternetBlakes
      @InternetBlakes 3 года назад +1

      Didn't u Lose a super bowl

    • @AQUAPHREESH193
      @AQUAPHREESH193 3 года назад +8

      @@jwalkhooligan3597 too bad the Jets fired Carroll after one season 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @messaoudanekamel7277
      @messaoudanekamel7277 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FUHvy8ygN3M/видео.html

  • @Dangic23
    @Dangic23 3 года назад +796

    " Young QB was dangerously close to playing at league average level"
    Pure Gold.

  • @owenmurphy924
    @owenmurphy924 3 года назад +310

    "This sucks so bad. It is a masterpiece."
    The most jon bois thing I've ever heard

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 2 года назад +11

      “The jets don’t play football, football just happens to them”

    • @CheckUnderYou
      @CheckUnderYou 2 года назад +1

      This.

  • @RaMsiProductions
    @RaMsiProductions 3 года назад +969

    I was at this game as a Jets fan. I distinctly remember looking at Todd Haley on the sideline, and thinking of how bad I felt for him and the Chiefs franchise/fans overall.
    That day, the universe taught me that empathy is a weakness.

  • @oliverdennis3115
    @oliverdennis3115 3 года назад +1996

    Jon Bois:”Do you remember that video we made?”
    Everyone: *Yes*

    • @alexbram2064
      @alexbram2064 3 года назад +75

      When "that video we made" is possibly the best standalone dorktown ever.

    • @Sam-hk6gr
      @Sam-hk6gr 3 года назад +47

      The Dorktown Cinematic Universe

    • @SexManFunny69
      @SexManFunny69 3 года назад +34

      @@Sam-hk6gr the real DCU

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 3 года назад +5

      What episode?

    • @JoshuaArson
      @JoshuaArson 3 года назад +8

      @@Karmy. ruclips.net/video/yhxWVKasqdU/видео.html

  • @BCsouperfan2124
    @BCsouperfan2124 3 года назад +1204

    I distinctly remember watching this game and drive with my now-passed grandfather. After Sanchez scored, he spike the ball and acted fired up. My grandfather, a Jets fan, mocked him and called him a bum. Good times.

    • @andrewbledsoe131
      @andrewbledsoe131 3 года назад +22

      That's funny. My grandfather was the same way. But tbf Sanchez still took it to the house.

    • @user-xh1ok1uk5l
      @user-xh1ok1uk5l 3 года назад +23

      Lmao he wasn’t wrong

    • @MrEsMysteriesMagicks
      @MrEsMysteriesMagicks 3 года назад +14

      Washingtonhat, I hope your grandfather lived long enough to witness the Butt Fumble.

    • @RonWarnerBubbleKing
      @RonWarnerBubbleKing 3 года назад +6

      Right he was, and had he made it longer, he could've seen the whole league devolve into bums.

    • @BCsouperfan2124
      @BCsouperfan2124 3 года назад +52

      @@MrEsMysteriesMagicks fortunately he did. Unfortunately that’s what made him lose his will to live.

  • @RotoMoto
    @RotoMoto 3 года назад +1087

    "dangerously close to finally playing at a league average level" sent me into another dimension my wife had to ask if I was okay

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 3 года назад +29

      Truly, truly savage.

    • @oldfrend
      @oldfrend 3 года назад +25

      can't understand how sanchez was so bad considering how good he was in college.

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 3 года назад +31

      @@oldfrend college vs nfl, and the jets

    • @brianthomas2434
      @brianthomas2434 3 года назад +10

      @@oldfrend right. And Tebow won a Heisman. (Apropos of nothing, so did Ron Dayne.)

    • @lucasclark1085
      @lucasclark1085 3 года назад +14

      @@brianthomas2434 Tebow is the best college player ever, in the NFL he's mentioned as a joke

  • @reardenbentley9622
    @reardenbentley9622 3 года назад +1459

    Going into this game, the Chiefs were 5-8 and the Jets were 8-5.
    After the 2020 regular season, the Chiefs were 14-2 and the Jets were 2-14.
    This absolutely means something, I just don’t know what.

    • @DJsocial7102
      @DJsocial7102 2 года назад +75

      The chiefs are the antithesis of the jets?

    • @Charli_Anne
      @Charli_Anne 2 года назад +7

      @@DJsocial7102 sounds about right

    • @ReidTheRulesGuy
      @ReidTheRulesGuy 2 года назад +8

      Today, the Chiefs and the Jets are both 5-2.

    • @theactualed
      @theactualed 2 года назад

      @@DJsocial7102 Well they do play in the AFC West and East respectively

    • @serraramayfield9230
      @serraramayfield9230 Год назад +6

      @@ReidTheRulesGuy Chiefs finished 14-3, Jets finished 7-10

  • @nee7799
    @nee7799 3 года назад +740

    5:35
    “28-3, middle of the 3rd quarter”
    Every Falcons fan: *nam flashbacks insue

    • @starguy2718
      @starguy2718 3 года назад +8

      Brady = GOAT

    • @napalmpudding
      @napalmpudding 3 года назад +12

      it's about to get even worse with the upcoming series on them

    • @Lakitu886
      @Lakitu886 3 года назад +11

      @@napalmpudding we've heard 28-3 so many times now its really isnt that bad anymore

    • @RedRocket4000
      @RedRocket4000 3 года назад +3

      @@napalmpudding Yep Bucs 28-3 end of first Qtr. ;)

    • @rubiconcrossing4480
      @rubiconcrossing4480 3 года назад +2

      Kinda shuddered when I heard it ngl

  • @andrewmullins7921
    @andrewmullins7921 3 года назад +1340

    "You are about to enter New York Jets territory. This is your final warning"
    Pretty much the Jets in a nutshell

    • @bg2e
      @bg2e 3 года назад +10

      Any one that hit the link knows what they're getting into.

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk 3 года назад +12

      They say those words to literally anybody who is actually considering joining the Jets fanbase

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 3 года назад +7

      Jets are their own warning tag

    • @someguy1515
      @someguy1515 3 года назад +5

      *cries in jets fan*

    • @MadMan731
      @MadMan731 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @ModernAtomX
    @ModernAtomX 3 года назад +1125

    "This sucks SO bad... It's a masterpiece." That's hilarious.

    • @baoboumusic
      @baoboumusic 3 года назад +13

      I was just about to post that this is the philosophy that makes Secret Base and Jon Bois so good.

  • @owainrose4556
    @owainrose4556 3 года назад +712

    "Abandoned by God" is exactly the way I would describe being a Chargers fan

    • @matheusmarinho13
      @matheusmarinho13 3 года назад +15

      At least you got Herbert now

    • @CougaKitty-gg6kb
      @CougaKitty-gg6kb 3 года назад +79

      @@matheusmarinho13 Oh sweet child. I'm not sure you know what happens to star players that play for the Chargers.

    • @yessir7630
      @yessir7630 3 года назад +31

      @@matheusmarinho13 they've had great qb play for years , nothing has changed lmfaoo

    • @oldfrend
      @oldfrend 3 года назад +33

      it truly is a miracle of hellish proportions that the #1 defense AND offense in the league doesn't even make the playoffs. i would bet in 90% of such outcomes that team would win the division, and easily too.

    • @oldfrend
      @oldfrend 3 года назад +11

      @@yessir7630 rivers was never quite the game breaker that the elite qbs were. it truly was mind bogglingly stupid that they kicked a young drew brees to the curb for, well, anyone, nevermind a rookie.

  • @stevedispensa8020
    @stevedispensa8020 3 года назад +227

    "It's as if these teams found a way to play football on such a chaotic level that it sent blast waves throughout the annals of history." Legitimately one of the funniest lines about sports I've ever heard.

  • @byff2323
    @byff2323 3 года назад +599

    Speaking as a Chiefs fan, you could do an entire video on the anomalies of this franchise: NFL record for fewest sacks in a season, no TD passes to a WR in an entire season, a habit of making terrible to average players look like HOFers for one game, lose a playoff game in which you don't punt, and so forth.
    Secret Base: It's your move.
    Note: It's been great having Reid and Mahomes, makes that stuff a little more easy to digest.

    • @Trandview
      @Trandview 3 года назад +57

      To go along with the bums and unknowns having career days against the chiefs....how many times the Chiefs had beat the eventual SB winner in a season but couldnt win a playoff game...

    • @byff2323
      @byff2323 3 года назад +6

      @@Trandview YES, EXACTLY!

    • @allanchino35
      @allanchino35 2 года назад +6

      Gabriel Davis

    • @Amkski
      @Amkski 2 года назад +3

      Gabe Davis isn't bad or average. That was his breakout game, and he'll do better this season.

    • @CC-rb1yf
      @CC-rb1yf 2 года назад +1

      @@byff2323@trandview 2014 had 2 of those things y'all reference- no WR TD and beating both teams that went to super bowl- New England and seattle

  • @paulkemezis378
    @paulkemezis378 3 года назад +519

    'Certain coaches have that "it" factor that makes them eminently fireable' I've followed Jon for some years now and he's never said anything more true

    • @taymorrison
      @taymorrison 3 года назад +7

      i feel like often times that’s even independent of the coach’s performance, like with jim harbaugh

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 3 года назад +7

      @@taymorrison he got fired once though, and most see that as having more to do with the 49ers than it did with Jim. I was going to say more along the lines of Norv Turner, Rex Ryan and Hue Jackson. Although Hue never wins. Jeff Fisher is infinitely fireable to me, but the Rams kept bringing his ass back. Then there’s Ken Wisenhunt who has been fired despite taking the team to a Super-bowl like 2 years prior. Bruce Arians seems to provoke management to fire him a lot too.

    • @taymorrison
      @taymorrison 3 года назад +5

      @@Thor-Orion idk im sure those are also great examples, i just mean jim got fired after going 9-7 and missing the playoffs which usually doesnt warrant getting fired. apparently the org just really didnt like him

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 3 года назад +4

      @@taymorrison well that’s what i was saying. Jim didn’t deserve to get fired and no other organization would have fired him. That was on the 49ers being completely inept at that time.

    • @taymorrison
      @taymorrison 3 года назад +1

      @@Thor-Orion respect

  • @shamptown
    @shamptown 3 года назад +186

    I'm always like, "Do I really want to listen to these two talk about some obscure sports anomaly for an unnecessary amount of time?" My answer is always yes and I am never disappointed.

  • @josephvanhorn5347
    @josephvanhorn5347 3 года назад +1818

    The Jets very next game was a 45-19 obliteration at the hands of who? That’s right. Andy Reid’s Eagles.

    • @josephtolsma6896
      @josephtolsma6896 3 года назад +192

      we live in a simulation.

    • @jamaaljoseph4275
      @jamaaljoseph4275 3 года назад +30

      I was at that game

    • @chaosawaits
      @chaosawaits 3 года назад +31

      @@josephtolsma6896 a simulation in a simulation

    • @billycox475
      @billycox475 3 года назад +18

      @@chaosawaits And that simulation came as pre installed software in the in the space alien Mac Pro that the space alien kid got from space alien Santa Claus, who is also a simulation.

    • @billharris1847
      @billharris1847 3 года назад +1

      That's cool

  • @stephbenson7340
    @stephbenson7340 Год назад +131

    Update from 2023!
    14:34
    "Under the Reid administration, the Chiefs have won more games than anyone in the NFL except the Patriots."
    This line is no longer true... Because the Chiefs surpassed them. Since 2013, the Chiefs are THE winningest team in the NFL, whether or not you count playoff wins.

    • @dfp_01
      @dfp_01 11 месяцев назад +22

      Update from 2024: the Chiefs finished their season at 11-6 and the Patriots at 4-13. The gap since 2013 widens, and the only teams that are really even close besides New England are the Seahawks, Steelers, and Packers. Crucially, this was the season the Chiefs leapt past the Patriots in terms of point differential, finishing at +77 to the Pats' -130. Wanna guess which is the only team with a point differential worse than -1,000 since 2013? The Jets, of course, sitting at -1,066 across 11 miserable playoff-less seasons where they still manage to have a better win percentage than the Jaguars due in large part to Adam Gase sucking slightly less than Urban Meyer.

    • @pat2rome
      @pat2rome 11 месяцев назад +4

      Finished the regular season at 11-6, you mean. Currently at 12-6 heading into the divisional round. Will be interesting to see how they do at Buffalo, for Mahomes' first ever road playoff game.

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@pat2rome Now heading into the superbowl. Andy Reid has just been nothing but good for the Chiefs. Smarter play won out against the Ravens who were probably better athletically, just not intellectually.

    • @mitchbade51
      @mitchbade51 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@JimmyMon666 Now won their 3rd Superbowl under Reid/Mahomes and 4th overall franchise.

    • @meatlegproductions
      @meatlegproductions 10 месяцев назад +5

      2024 Chiefs are now officially a dynasty after going back to back in Super Bowls. Mahomes has eclipsed most records that Brady had at this point in his career.

  • @jwoellhof
    @jwoellhof 3 года назад +50

    You guys turn the the NFL into 'The X Files meets The Twilight Zone' and I love it. Thank you. As a Kansas-born life-long Chiefs fan, your videos provide a layer a appreciation for the things that have happened to my team that I wish I could share with my grandfathers.

  • @ryanmahoney7385
    @ryanmahoney7385 3 года назад +1480

    “You are about to enter New York Jets territory.”
    Aka the Butt Fumble Dimension.

    • @rossmcintire6158
      @rossmcintire6158 3 года назад +42

      Take your goddamn like from a jets fan experiencing building levels of ptsd

    • @andrewhawkins6754
      @andrewhawkins6754 3 года назад +72

      @@rossmcintire6158 The butt fumble is the entire reason sports center stopped doing the worst of the worst during the top 10 worst plays of the week. It was still the champ like a year later and it wasn't a contest anymore.

    • @nonamelegend_vapor
      @nonamelegend_vapor 3 года назад +4

      Underrated

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek 3 года назад +11

      @@andrewhawkins6754 wasn't that the...2nd? 3rd? td the Pats had in like under two minutes of game time? THAT combined with LITERAL BUTT FUMBLE makes it the goat play of all time.
      Sorry.
      GOATest play of all time.

    • @jamiebarba5701
      @jamiebarba5701 3 года назад

      I glad I am A New York Giants fan.

  • @Larrykph4style
    @Larrykph4style 3 года назад +531

    The men, the myths, the legends. They're back!

    • @bradwurst8141
      @bradwurst8141 3 года назад +5

      You mean the Jets?

    • @damn_jaz9895
      @damn_jaz9895 3 года назад

      @@bradwurst8141 nah he's talking about the Jaguars

    • @zachkellow81
      @zachkellow81 3 года назад +4

      @ThisFuzzel more like The Bois, the myths, the legends, amiright fellas? ahha hahah nailed it lol

  • @evanmacarthur-waltz1795
    @evanmacarthur-waltz1795 3 года назад +284

    Wow. Love the tie-ins to the other episodes. Feels like we are going to get a 2 hour special in 2025 talking about how sports is just a massive conspiracy

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 3 года назад +12

      Starting with that Lakers - Kings series in 03 or whenever it was

    • @4thqtrphil
      @4thqtrphil 3 года назад +5

      It should start with that mariners arsonist guy

    • @jacobloving6765
      @jacobloving6765 3 года назад +2

      Circus and bread, sports and beer-I see no difference

    • @jacobloving6765
      @jacobloving6765 3 года назад

      @Harry Engel yeah, just appeasement, distracting as fuck

    • @richardtherichard26
      @richardtherichard26 3 года назад

      I mean you ain’t lying, I’m of the belief that sometime around the 70’s all the owners of every major American sports organization got together and realized pro wrestling had it right and they could maximize profits if everything was staged. Notice how suddenly in the age of television were seeing all types of feats and comebacks and great games that have never happened before. In a 2 year span we got, a 3-1 comeback in the nba finals (warriors and cavs) a 3-0 comeback in the nhl playoffs (La kings vs San Jose sharks) a 28-3 super bowl comeback(pats/falcons), an ncaa finals championship winning buzzer beater (Villanova) a last play he td in the ncaa football bay title game (bama/Clemson). Maybe it’s just coincidence but my grandfather always told me “kid there’s no such thing as coincidence, if it seems too good to be true, it usually is”

  • @mazdakmina9493
    @mazdakmina9493 3 года назад +101

    Great video, Jon! Also, I believe that 2-14 season with the Chiefs under Romeo Crennel deserves its own Dorktown episode, because that is *also* a truly *bizarre* season (and Jon, I know you're a Kansas City fan like myself, so you'd be perfect to do this video).
    Specifically, that 2-14 team had *six* Pro Bowlers! For comparison, the Ravens, *that year's* Super Bowl winners, sent *6* Pro Bowlers as well! For even more comparison, the Chiefs team that *won Super Bowl LIV* 7 years later *also* had exactly *six* Pro Bowlers! In fact, I actually added up and averaged *every* Super Bowl winning team *since* that 2012-2013 season, and they averaged *4.33* Pro Bowlers! In fact, *no* Super Bowl winning team *since* that season has *ever* had more than *6* Pro Bowlers! That's right, a team that arguably had as many game-changing players as any *Super Bowl-winning* team since their existence not only did not even make it to the Super Bowl, or their conference championship game, or even win a playoff game, or even *make* the playoffs, or even *have a winning record...*
    Or even win as many games as they had Pro Bowlers (6). Or even win *5* games! Or 4! Or 3! No, the Chiefs won *2* out of their 16 games; statistically their *worst ever* finish in *any* season in their *entire* history, and in the final NFL standings that year, they were *the worst* team in the league (ending up with the #1 draft pick)!
    Truly a bizarre and mind-blowing realization when I found out! Jon, if you're reading this, *please* do an episode on this! I *have* to know how in the world this happened!

    • @timq6224
      @timq6224 3 года назад

      they got the #1 pick in the draft! -- nm

    • @byff2323
      @byff2323 2 года назад +5

      Another reason this needs to be tied into an anomaly video on the Chiefs. I forgot about that!
      And also this is why we were so fortunate to get Andy Reid!

    • @teen_laqueefa
      @teen_laqueefa 2 года назад

      Convoluted

    • @AliceYobby
      @AliceYobby 2 года назад +2

      You did not need that last sentence of the third paragraph. Made it super convoluted and your point was already made earlier in a less convoluted way

    • @haoye2413
      @haoye2413 2 года назад

      Hmmmm that era is call "when in doubt, Patriot did something" 😆😆😆

  • @kmitchmatch
    @kmitchmatch 2 года назад +71

    Never wanted to say thank you to Coach Todd for anything. But now, I am grateful for his meltdown. Thanks for this video.

  • @chiefscentralprod
    @chiefscentralprod 3 года назад +245

    Unfortunately, this was the first football game I ever attended. I was a Chiefs fan in NJ and was introduced to football via Tyler Palko and Mark Sanchez. Surprised that I still followed football after seeing this game live.

    • @mattnorris7124
      @mattnorris7124 3 года назад +36

      Hey at least as a Chiefs fan, the pay off has been worth it the last 2-3 years, I would guess.

    • @JannikHaueisen
      @JannikHaueisen 3 года назад +5

      my dad was introduced to football by Super Bowl 53
      on you to decide what's worse :-)

    • @ProSportsfan1711
      @ProSportsfan1711 3 года назад +6

      A friend of mine once went to a Jets Cardinals game. Final score? 7-6 Jets win

    • @petrofor3430
      @petrofor3430 3 года назад +4

      Hey I’m also a chiefs fan in NJ and I also was there . the game sucked but I got a kick out of the guys behind me telling me to go back to Kansas...well no I’m gonna go back home on the turnpike thank you

    • @darshon98
      @darshon98 3 года назад +1

      This was also my first game. I grew up in NJ and cousin was one of the Chiefs’ assistant coaches. Still the only time I’ve been somewhat proud to be a Jets fan 😔

  • @HeBreaksLate
    @HeBreaksLate 3 года назад +340

    As a Jets fan, I'm offended at the way you casually give the audience a chance to bail just because this video is about the Jets. I understand and agree, but I'm still hurt.

    • @chrisl218569
      @chrisl218569 3 года назад +2

      I feel bad for you.

    • @hymnodyhands
      @hymnodyhands 3 года назад +4

      The honesty of this post!

    • @seandafny
      @seandafny 3 года назад +1

      @Sqwee 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tillitsdone
      @tillitsdone 3 года назад +3

      I'm a WFT fan. At least we're not the Jets.

    • @paysonfox88
      @paysonfox88 3 года назад +2

      As a Minnesota Vikings fan, I would start a video with a warning similar.
      Also, when your organization depressed Bill belichick so much that he had to bail before his first game coaching you, then he goes to New England and get six rings with Tom Brady, that's got to hurt.
      As a Vikings fan, the thing that hurt the most was the stupid Herschel Walker trade that gift wrapped another dynasty for the cowboys.
      The Jets helped set up the Patriots dynasty, and the Vikings actually did set up the cowboy dynasty.

  • @12packersfan
    @12packersfan 3 года назад +408

    To recap: The Chiefs made a good move firing a bad coach because it lead to them thinking a bad coach was a good coach who got fired for being a bad coach which led to them getting a really really good coach.

    • @josephassiryani9174
      @josephassiryani9174 3 года назад +12

      Yeah pretty much

    • @Ramboost007
      @Ramboost007 3 года назад +34

      @@Yurrbo He still won them one Super Bowl though, and unlike the 2011 Chiefs, the 2020 Chiefs aren't hopeless. Reid just has to get a good DC and OL and they can reasonably win the next Super Bowl, especially with the rest of the AFC in shambles.

    • @rjante2236
      @rjante2236 3 года назад +3

      @@Ramboost007 The AFC isn't in shambles lol, that would be the NFC in a few years

    • @Ramboost007
      @Ramboost007 3 года назад +12

      @@rjante2236 The Pats and Colts are in rebuilding mode, the Steelers will be too proud to change anything, Lamar can't throw, the Titans, Dolphins, Bills and Browns are good but they are still figuring things out.
      The Chiefs will still be a dominant AFC team for at least the next two years.

    • @rjante2236
      @rjante2236 3 года назад +10

      @@Ramboost007 Colts are NOT rebuilding lol. 11-5 isn't a bad record

  • @CongaLineMonkey
    @CongaLineMonkey Год назад +24

    Wow, 2011. Patrick Mahomes was still waiting to hatch from a football.

  • @DanielWesleyKCK
    @DanielWesleyKCK 10 месяцев назад +7

    14:44 "... and more seemed likely". Truer words were not spoken.

  • @ThompsonExpress
    @ThompsonExpress 3 года назад +454

    I love how SB treats football.
    It like its own universe, with its own rules where we just observe it. The laws of reality doesn't affect it. Random thing happens because it happens.
    SB just take them apart and analyse them.
    Add some sweet tunes and you have a youtube channel I can watch over and over.

    • @manofgray5239
      @manofgray5239 3 года назад +39

      "It's as though these teams found a way to play football on such a chaotic frequency that it sent blast-waves throughout the annals of history, wrecking one would be dynasty, and launching another."

    • @joevarady9083
      @joevarady9083 3 года назад +16

      def check out 17776 and 20020 if you like stories about football stylized like this

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 3 года назад +8

      American football is actually the real-life version of Blaseball

  • @johnny__topside
    @johnny__topside 3 года назад +96

    “Their young qb was dangerously close to playing at a league average level” 😂

  • @furrymemelady622
    @furrymemelady622 3 года назад +76

    Imagine playing so badly that you are mentioned in the same sentence as Seneca Wallace.

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek 3 года назад +12

      Guy was one of my dad's favorite QBs at one point. Journeyman guy, there to help the team if the starter got injured.
      Wherein _he_ got injured the first play after coming in for the injured Rodgers ._.
      Also, SUPER cool name.

    • @xiii-Dex
      @xiii-Dex 3 года назад +1

      And that sentence saying you were worse than him!

    • @vsauce4678
      @vsauce4678 3 года назад +2

      Seneca Wallace was a beast. The lesser Ryan Fitzpatrick. We do not speak badly of the back up who would play on the worst teams in the worst spots.

    • @andrewadami3920
      @andrewadami3920 3 года назад +1

      I remember having Seneca Wallace as my 3rd string backup QB on Madden. He had good raw numbers. Never needed him thankfully. Had Vick as No. 1 and Brees as No. 2. :)
      I had no clue how lucky I was to even have Brees when Vick went down. As he does, whenever a defender breaths on him. (even in Madden) Brees stepped up and carried the team to a SB. Then left in the off-season. :(
      A bittersweet memory.

  • @onebigadvocado6376
    @onebigadvocado6376 10 месяцев назад +12

    The drive that continues to change history. Reed and Mahomes just won their third SB.

  • @MrMultichris234
    @MrMultichris234 10 месяцев назад +12

    14:50 - After 3 Super Bowls in 5 years including back to back - yeah, that was a good call

    • @AlonsoRules
      @AlonsoRules 10 месяцев назад +1

      they will probably make it a 3-peat next year

    • @RonJDuncan
      @RonJDuncan 9 месяцев назад

      @@AlonsoRules I'm hoping so. Still, it's a dynasty and as a fan of the Chiefs for roughly 35 years, I know that dynasties don't last forever and no matter how it turns out, I'm just happy to be here and will enjoy the ride for as long as it lasts.

  • @deathboy126
    @deathboy126 3 года назад +277

    Y’all should start a new series titled “Long Time Coming” for players that won titles later in their careers after coming short (eg. Dwight Howard, Dirk Nowitzki, John Elway, etc.)

    • @TEAMEEXTREME
      @TEAMEEXTREME 3 года назад +31

      that’d be a fantastic series to be honest

    • @netsch20
      @netsch20 3 года назад +14

      Ray Bourque

    • @oliverdennis3115
      @oliverdennis3115 3 года назад +26

      Gary Payton, Iguodala, Alex Rodriguez. A Rod especially.

    • @deathboy126
      @deathboy126 3 года назад +29

      @@oliverdennis3115 Don’t forget Alex Ovechkin, Ash Ketchum, Andy Reid, or Bruce Arians

    • @oliverdennis3115
      @oliverdennis3115 3 года назад +6

      @@deathboy126 true, soccer players as well, Thierry Henry(Premier League), Jordan Henderson(Premier League) and Maldini( World Cup).

  • @hjluke4807
    @hjluke4807 3 года назад +84

    For once, this involves Mark Sanchez and isn’t about the butt fumble.

    • @garygenerous8982
      @garygenerous8982 3 года назад +16

      It’s always about the butt-fumble. Always

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek 3 года назад +10

      IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE BUTT FUMBLE.
      *ALWAYS*

    • @davejones8922
      @davejones8922 3 года назад +2

      It was really hard to imagine this was still not the hall of fame worst for Sanchez. The worst was still yet to come. The horror.

  • @shandomassey8634
    @shandomassey8634 3 года назад +309

    This video is legendary. Such respect for the amount of research that had to go into this
    Bravo.
    Yall make ESPN look like a clown show.

    • @michaelbean6
      @michaelbean6 3 года назад +15

      Rubenstein is best sports stats researcher on planet. I’d know used to work with him. In fact, hired him. He’s insane

    • @OmniMontel
      @OmniMontel 3 года назад +19

      ESPN is a clown show with a good film crew and a pretty decent stats department.

    • @rogerd777
      @rogerd777 3 года назад +7

      @@OmniMontel I couldn’t have said it better myself. The only reason to watch ESPN is to watch games. Any other programming sucks.

    • @78tag
      @78tag 3 года назад

      That is a pretty low standard.

    • @WtbgoldBlogspot
      @WtbgoldBlogspot 2 года назад +3

      @@michaelbean6 Interesting, what stood out to you the most that had you give him the job?

  • @opalpersonal
    @opalpersonal 11 месяцев назад +6

    i love how we got to see snippets of the other dorktown sagas- i'd love a huge poster of all the charts from the different episodes neatly laid out together.

  • @alexmandrick5360
    @alexmandrick5360 3 года назад +19

    As a history teacher, this is an excellent example of Cause & Consequence

  • @jojorofo
    @jojorofo 3 года назад +42

    Shoutout to the "Randall Cunningham Seizes the Means of Production" thumbnail hanging out at the beginning

    • @chompyzilla
      @chompyzilla 3 года назад

      That’s just left over from the Steve Bono episode.

  • @JonPITBZN
    @JonPITBZN 3 года назад +70

    "You're about to enter New York Jets territory."
    How is that not the same place as the Fumble Dimension?

    • @archiebellega956
      @archiebellega956 3 года назад +1

      It's another sides of the same coins. Or as sci-fi says, the white hole of the black hole.

    • @WelcomeToTheMadKingdom
      @WelcomeToTheMadKingdom 3 года назад +7

      Our pain somehow transcends beyond the limits of the Fumble Dimension. A paradox of folly and hell rivaled by likely only the Mariners

    • @Ravenforce3
      @Ravenforce3 3 года назад +4

      Jets territory is a tangent universe with the Fumble Dimension. Kinda like Browns territory except WE know how to go 0-16 properly.

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 3 года назад

      @@WelcomeToTheMadKingdom Oh no. You've still got a good 10-15 years to go if you want to talk about having the worst pain.

    • @yurigodoy93
      @yurigodoy93 3 года назад +1

      NYJ territory is the Butt Fumble Dimension, it's their neighbours

  • @elliotkamper
    @elliotkamper 3 года назад +31

    This is my first time visiting this channel. Very nice to see such quality production in a video about the NFL. No cheap tricks, just a quality video. Cheers

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 2 года назад +1

      Thank you for the kind words Elliot, we definitely put a lot of work into this one!

    • @pat2rome
      @pat2rome 11 месяцев назад +2

      Definitely watch some more! He has a lot like this one. Informative, no-nonsense.

  • @ryanchase9332
    @ryanchase9332 3 года назад +77

    "Their young quarterback was dangerously close to playing at a league average level."
    That shade could freeze Hawaii.

  • @briansternback
    @briansternback 3 года назад +53

    I was there for that game in December. A few of us thought that the officials had just ejected the Chiefs' coach for his unsportsmanlike penalty, since hearing a penalty called on a coach is so rare.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 3 года назад +2

      Dallas much?89 dallas jim jonson: suckered punched emet smith: he ran into a wall of defenders, with a bad ankle, broke--everything and still got a 2cond down. Was the cause of a side line brawl...on their own GD team. all of the side line was thrown out. yeeaah I didn't know that was a thing. well turns out it is. Happend latter on a monday night game where John "I'm the only anouncers name you know and THE goat" Maden asked how many drinks did the boys have. and started taking bets, live, with al michels and all who's doing the walka' shame back to take cold shower.

  • @Bboy10110
    @Bboy10110 3 года назад +4

    One of the things that makes dorktown videos so special to me is that you can always see what episodes have happened before, & what spaces are left for new & interesting videos.

  • @100theDork
    @100theDork 3 года назад +53

    Was thinking this would be about OJ in his Bronco for a second there

    • @toadofsteel
      @toadofsteel 3 года назад +3

      OJ Simpson: Still the Broncos' leading rusher despite never actually signing with them.

  • @notoriousquinnb
    @notoriousquinnb 3 года назад +12

    I honestly could not care less about American football but every single Jon Bois video is a national treasure and immensely entertaining, I still manage to get invested and find myself having a great time.

  • @jbock622
    @jbock622 3 года назад +23

    We've come a long way in Kansas City from the Todd Haley years. From getting destroyed by teams like the Mark Sanchez Jets to going to back-to-back Super Bowls and winning one.

    • @patrickmarriott5793
      @patrickmarriott5793 10 месяцев назад

      Now back to back and winning both. This is so awesome and crazy. Can't believe we would be here.

  • @roccopavone1600
    @roccopavone1600 3 года назад +12

    I love how the jets green and chiefs red start out as what we normally associate with those colors, good and bad respectively, but then it completely flips and it goes against how we normally perceive those colors

  • @grimtea1715
    @grimtea1715 3 года назад +16

    Deep rewind: Anderson Silva's triangle comeback
    Collapse: The Eagles since winning the SuperBowl
    Untitled: Ted Williams

  • @thescaredshadow
    @thescaredshadow 3 года назад +19

    "This sucks, *so bad.* "
    "I've starred at this for 5 hours now."

  • @HarveyMeadowlark
    @HarveyMeadowlark 3 года назад +128

    “Daddy, why is my sisters name rose?”
    “Because your mother loves roses”
    “Thanks dad, I love u”
    “I love u too, chart party hosted by Jon bois”

    • @qfmarsh64
      @qfmarsh64 3 года назад +19

      "Why is my middle name '& Alex Rubenstein'?"

    • @analytical768
      @analytical768 3 года назад +4

      You’ll learn when you’re older

  • @jgray2718
    @jgray2718 3 года назад +2

    This episode is awesome, but I want to comment on something else entirely.
    The next video in my feed is "This is not an endorsement of arson: The history of the Seattle Mariners" and that may be the best title in the history of RUclips. You guys are the best.

  • @dfp_01
    @dfp_01 3 года назад +12

    Recognizing that Jon is a Chiefs fan it's still odd how they've figured into every football Dorktown video to this point. It was the team the Chargers couldn't quite catch for the division lead in 2010 (which admittedly led to the creation of this video), it was the team Steve Bono played for when he took a jog into the end zone, and it was the team that was so undisciplined as to throw a wrench into the works of the NFL. Remarkable. And for those of you who haven't seen the Falcons doc, they play a minor role as the team that beat the Falcons with a pick-2. We really need some content on the Lions, Cardinals, Bengals, Browns, Saints, or Vikings though.

    • @just_buka
      @just_buka 2 месяца назад

      the Browns have The Browns Live In Hell, and the saints are basically the deuteragonists of the Falcons series. Vikings also got their own series tbf

  • @FMDm1
    @FMDm1 3 года назад +35

    It's funny, even when the Jets win they still lose.

  • @tckmiller
    @tckmiller 3 года назад +43

    Remember the Steve Bono video? I remember every second of Dorktown videos like the elder in Lawrence of Arabia whose one job is to follow the tribe through the desert and recite scripture on command

  • @MrMarclax
    @MrMarclax 3 года назад +66

    I wonder how heavy the dork town AfterEffect file is. They keep adding to it

    • @jacobdavis7175
      @jacobdavis7175 3 года назад +18

      And not only that, they continue to reference it every other episode, so it is not just a stock image that they paste for a scene or two, it is there.

    • @matheusmarinho13
      @matheusmarinho13 3 года назад +10

      Maybe that's why they don't make more episodes. It's so heavy that it takes weeks just to render one of those

    • @yaketyyakumo3315
      @yaketyyakumo3315 3 года назад +16

      It’s not even AfterEffects. All of Jon Bois’ videos are animated in Google Earth and then stitched together in iMovie.

    • @toadofsteel
      @toadofsteel 3 года назад

      I, for one, am liking the Dorktown Cinematic Universe...

    • @michaelbean6
      @michaelbean6 3 года назад

      Lol this isn’t after effects

  • @frantremblay1630
    @frantremblay1630 2 месяца назад +3

    And here I sit, more than 3 years later, watching my Chiefs making an attempt at a SB 3-peat. Thank you, Todd Haley!

  • @mddleman
    @mddleman 3 года назад +9

    Love how you guys represent the data and as a lifetime Chiefs fan found this fascinating!

  • @12packersfan
    @12packersfan 3 года назад +38

    That drive must have resulted in a lot of broken televisions in KC

    • @deanbryant9679
      @deanbryant9679 3 года назад +9

      Nah, a lot of Chiefs fans (myself included) had checked out by that point.

    • @ZiggyZou
      @ZiggyZou 3 года назад +12

      Nah man we all hated Haley. Dude was terrible and Matt Cassel, oh god

    • @ZiggyZou
      @ZiggyZou 3 года назад +1

      Just two years later they hire Andy Reid.. I think it worked out pretty well lol

    • @piehead678
      @piehead678 3 года назад +4

      Nah, like others said we didn't care. I don't even remember this game. It's all a blur in my mind. I remember being happy we fired Haley, and then Crennal looked ok ending the season. So there was some optimism. Though no expected us to go to the playoffs the next season. Then the next year happened. No one hated Crennal, but we knew he wasn't it and weren't sad to see him go. Plus all the shit with the guy who shot himself in front of him. Think everyone just felt bad for him. He was a good dude, but wasn't a good coach who landed into a shitty situation. Then we got Andy Reid and the rest is history.

    • @ioiiikejdncnnc1678
      @ioiiikejdncnnc1678 3 года назад

      @@ZiggyZou chiefs fans didn't mind Matt Cassel. He got us into the playoffs at one point and had his moments

  • @TheTroystreet
    @TheTroystreet 3 года назад +14

    “Hauntingly stupid” is a great phrase

  • @paulsletten8985
    @paulsletten8985 3 года назад +51

    Jon Bois casually surpassing John Madden for best sports voice guy.

    • @MarioGMan25
      @MarioGMan25 3 года назад +10

      Look out, next Football game is just gonna be called Bois 2022.

    • @yriafehtivan
      @yriafehtivan 3 года назад +3

      And Alex is here too!

  • @joeshmo13
    @joeshmo13 3 года назад +7

    Wow...what a wild friggin ride. It's interesting to me that I watched literally all of these events happen live but never connected any of them together. Really awesome story guys!

  • @goingforgold_8536
    @goingforgold_8536 10 месяцев назад +1

    I know by YT standards this video is ancient, and I’m super late to the party; but I wanted to say really great production.
    Also, I think firing Haley after that drive shows the maturity of the chiefs front office, yes, he and the team weren’t doing that poorly, but it shows that there are standards and deal breakers that cannot be crossed at a professional level.
    A team cannot accept 81 yards in penalties in 1 drive, and especially when 15 of them are on the coach.

  • @Joe-xb3im
    @Joe-xb3im 3 года назад +17

    The first words out of my mouth when i saw how they got that touchdown: “that’s fucking gross” lol

  • @nowhere6732
    @nowhere6732 3 года назад +26

    Jets fan here. Will someone please let me leave New York Jets territory now?

    • @hubertvale5132
      @hubertvale5132 3 года назад

      Sorry dude, it’s like the Hotel California- you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. I’ve been trapped there since 1970 myself. 😩

  • @natekeller1569
    @natekeller1569 Год назад +3

    The amount of research that goes into these episodes is not lost on me. This is incredibly impressive and I love these videos!

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes 10 месяцев назад +1

      Where is the database this guy uses? "Computer, give me the penalty yardage of every drive ever."

  • @Crowald
    @Crowald Год назад +2

    I love this video so much. The best is the Playoff Drought chart, where Washington's place on the list says only "Football Team"

  • @vlex756
    @vlex756 3 года назад +1

    I love that the music being used is background music you hear in videos about the wonders of the Universe. It's like on the one hand you have the birth and death of stars and on this hand you got pathetic Mark Sanchez riding a Todd Healy-coached team into a TD.

  • @Hank_Scorpio_321
    @Hank_Scorpio_321 3 года назад +68

    This is really stretching it. In 2017, the Jets passed on Mahomes in the draft because they had Christian Hackenberg on their team. I dare say that genius decision had more to do with both teams fortune than Todd Haley.

    • @Moltonio
      @Moltonio 3 года назад +27

      Face it...Mahomes would not be Mahomes if he went to the Jets. The Jets saved football and created a new QB legend by passing on him.

    • @michaellayard5045
      @michaellayard5045 3 года назад +6

      @@Moltonio he may not have been the player he is today, but I think it's safe to say he'd be a lot better than Christian hackanberg and Sam Darnold lol

    • @Moltonio
      @Moltonio 3 года назад +3

      @@michaellayard5045 not really...if anything he might have become Sam Darnold.

    • @johnbarrett7936
      @johnbarrett7936 3 года назад

      @@Moltonio That doesn't seem to be a bad thing anymore.

    • @sawyernorthrop4078
      @sawyernorthrop4078 3 года назад

      @@michaellayard5045 he might not have been. Just look at Trevor Lawrence

  • @MrCombs234
    @MrCombs234 3 года назад +37

    The butterfly effect is real. And this, this here, this is a perfect example of it.

  • @doq
    @doq 3 года назад +15

    "the chiefs are getting stomped, 28 to 3"
    oh no I know where this is going

  • @tomservo5347
    @tomservo5347 2 года назад +2

    I remember the Pioli 'Patriot Way' management and apparently the guy was a paranoid control freak. Todd Haley once told a reporter "The phones are tapped-also lower your voice because I think Pioli has everything bugged and spies everywhere." Here in KC we also had the 'Candy Wrapper Incident' in which Pioli reportedly threw an empty candy wrapper under a flight of stairs at Arrowhead to see if the custodians would see it. They didn't and he wigged out over it.
    Long story short, Haley became too familiar with the players and lost the separation required for a head coach to maintain discipline. Also, Haley had to deal with a GM that by all accounts was impossible to work with and I think by this game Haley and the players simply didn't care anymore. By this season and game everything unraveled and we headed into the Romeo Crennel era-one of the most painful seasons I've ever witnessed. Fans paid for a plane to fly a banner over Arrowhead that read: 'Fire Pioli, Bench Cassel' along with not being able to even give tickets away so they'd simply tuck them under wipers on random cars. I remember when Andy Reid first arrived in KC the feeling was electric. He's a QB's dream coach and he lifted the Todd Blackledge Curse by drafting Mahomes instead of getting another retread QB that we'd done ever since drafting bust Blackledge.
    It's scary what could have happened as you point out in this great presentation had Haley not been fired and finished the season.

  • @DarkNSinth
    @DarkNSinth 2 месяца назад +2

    3 years later, this is STILL holding true. The Jets continue to fumble about lost in the chaos they kickstarted, while the Chiefs continue to surge ever higher. Makes me wonder what will possibly end this chain of events and cause the next realignment.

  • @hiimemily
    @hiimemily Год назад +6

    "This sucks so bad. It's a masterpiece."

  • @bryce975
    @bryce975 3 года назад +93

    we need a browns dorktown just like the mariners

    • @johnquach8821
      @johnquach8821 3 года назад +7

      Modern Browns: We don't suck any more.
      Maybe a Lions dorktown because unlike the Browns, the future does not seem to be looking up for that team.

    • @oumondragon
      @oumondragon 3 года назад +25

      Jon Bois on twitter said that the nfl equivalent of the Mariners would be the Vikings.

    • @ryanahr2267
      @ryanahr2267 3 года назад +14

      @@oumondragon Yeah that makes more sense as the Vikings have a long history of getting so close only to get snakebitten in some of the most bizarre ways imaginable. The Browns weren't even competitive until this past season.

    • @oumondragon
      @oumondragon 3 года назад +3

      @@ryanahr2267 i'd argue the bills could also be in that ballpark. So close to success, only to be demolished. Not too mention the 4 straight super losses. Although they are also close to building another super bowl caliber team.

    • @ryanahr2267
      @ryanahr2267 3 года назад +2

      @@oumondragon Yeah but in almost every case for my Bills it was straightforward. Washington and Dallas were even more insanely stacked than we were and we needed a long-ish game winning FG from a guy who was historically bad at that range. The only bizarre moment in our miserable history is Miracle City Screw Job. The Vikings have been undermined in far stranger and more numerous ways

  • @lanceweagley7615
    @lanceweagley7615 3 года назад +21

    Can you please do one of these videos on the Ravens' game under Brian Billick when they tied the league record for penalties? They were just intentionally drawing penalties and completely imploded as Billick lost total control of the team.

  • @unicornmaster2737
    @unicornmaster2737 3 года назад +92

    *Sees the chart extend to 2020*
    “Okay.. I know where this is going”
    Thank you Todd Haley for botching this drive as a coach, leading to Reid’s hiring, and the Chiefs giving Mahomes a half a billion dollar contract for the next 10 years
    - Sincerely, 31 other teams in the NFL

    • @bradleyhoward9638
      @bradleyhoward9638 3 года назад +8

      V
      Shout-out to Romeo Crennel and Kyle Orten. Without them winning against the 13-0 GB Packers, the Chiefs wouldn't be who they are today. The odds on winning that game were maybe 5%

    • @stu_164_minitruckin
      @stu_164_minitruckin 3 года назад +2

      Last I checked, KC not doing so well this season. I'll forever be grateful for KC beating NE. And it took a pandemic for Brady to win again.

    • @eddixon2015
      @eddixon2015 3 года назад

      @@bradleyhoward9638 I have to shout them out for beating Denver in Denver in Week 17 because that got my Bengals into the playoffs that year.

    • @timq6224
      @timq6224 3 года назад +2

      @@stu_164_minitruckin trying to figure out how the best team in the AFC is "not doing so well this season" (sure, you posted a month ago, but damn man, you sound like a Lions fan talking about going to the super bowl)

    • @kottenb
      @kottenb 2 года назад

      I don’t know why it😮

  • @eyechartny
    @eyechartny 3 года назад +7

    As a Bills fan, I find it interesting how they tied in with both teams...with KC, the trade that got them Patrick Mahomes, and after Rex was fired by the Jets he got hired by the Bills, where his shortcomings became obvious and was let go after two seasons to give us Sean McDermott.

    • @Mahomie_15
      @Mahomie_15 5 месяцев назад

      McDermott... Who is a part of the Andy Reid coaching tree...

  • @surenick3460
    @surenick3460 3 года назад +7

    Id love a dorktown jigsaw puzzle, could even release different sents that could line up to match the map

  • @videopar9750
    @videopar9750 3 года назад +10

    I wonder if some of the series on this channel were cut, because I miss "the worse ever" and "weird rules"

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 3 года назад +2

      They did a _That's Weird_ (the successor to _Weird Rules_ ) just a couple-three weeks ago.

  • @Kiodahawk
    @Kiodahawk 3 года назад +6

    Wow this drive reminds me off the Chiefs in Super Bowl LV. Nice to see them staying true to their roots

  • @shannonpincombe8485
    @shannonpincombe8485 3 года назад

    I love you guys so much! The sarcasm, the sound of defeat in Jons voice, the stats...THE STATS!!! No one does it better.

  • @JeffJefferyUK
    @JeffJefferyUK Месяц назад

    In many of your videos, at least those about 'Foot'ball and Basketball, I haven't got a clue what you're talking about. But I still love your videos. They're so well produced, and the graphics style is superb. Bravo!

  • @Kylora2112
    @Kylora2112 3 года назад +13

    I'm a woman of simple tastes. I see a Dorktown video; I click on it instantly.

  • @AlonsoRules
    @AlonsoRules 10 месяцев назад +9

    Who's here after another Chiefs Superbowl with a TD pass to a former Jet of all teams lol

    • @carmacksanderson3937
      @carmacksanderson3937 10 месяцев назад +2

      My god I didn't even consider that. This video keeps on giving

  • @Joescotterpuss
    @Joescotterpuss 3 года назад +24

    "4:59 So it's 28-3 in the third quarter..."
    Now where have I heard this before?

  • @blornblad4381
    @blornblad4381 3 года назад +1

    I can’t think of any other channel out there that dives deeper into the minutiae of NFL lore. Thank you, gentlemen.

  • @MattRibeiro8
    @MattRibeiro8 3 года назад +1

    Just came to say that your guy’s content is fxcking boss. Love the insight you guys provide on sports and the video editing is phenomenal

  • @lil_sauce17
    @lil_sauce17 3 года назад +5

    Wow, that Chart showing the Chiefs and Jets Win Difference looks like a Christmas Tree 🎄 at the end.

  • @takeitback916
    @takeitback916 2 месяца назад +3

    Over 3 years later, nothing has changed. The Chiefs are 5-0, the Jets are 2-3 and just fired another coach.
    In. Credible.

  • @donkraemer50
    @donkraemer50 Год назад +6

    Andy Reid was at the airport and had a plane waiting to take him to Arizona when Clark Hunt got ahold of him. Imagine if he had gotten on that plane. Scary thought.

  • @tylerbrass4002
    @tylerbrass4002 3 года назад +2

    "You're about to enter New York Jets territory, this is your final warning"
    Me wearing my Jets T-shirt "Oh, well I'm sure this will be nothing but glowing praise"

    • @tylerbrass4002
      @tylerbrass4002 3 года назад +1

      Me, posting now at the end of the video "That was even worse than I thought"
      I'm going to go re watch Super Bowl III....

  • @kilo3989
    @kilo3989 3 года назад

    The best graph in this one was definitely the one showing the Chiefs' and the Jets' seasons before and after that ridiculous drive--the mountain of the Jets crumbling into a slippery-sloped valley while the Chiefs build a tall tower on their rubble--it's so cool to see. But maybe that's because I couldn't figure out what that graph was depicting for like 2/3 of the video?
    Now to be fair, I'm not well-versed in sports, but usually these charts line up with the narration well enough for me to follow along; for some reason, this time my realization of "oh it's showing each game as they win or lose it" was shortly proceeded by "oh. Oh wow." as I saw what the graph was saying. I think it may have even made it more impressive, somehow.
    All in all, awesome video! Thanks for helping us non-sportsfolk follow along! :D