The majesty of Steve Bono's 76-yard touchdown run might never be seen in the NFL again | Dorktown

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  • @turbokart3776
    @turbokart3776 3 года назад +1929

    My favorite part about this run is that Joe Valerio literally had to slow down to let Bono go by. Steve Bono ran for 76 yards with foot speed that couldn't match an offensive lineman. Incredible.

    • @tjsanchez9984
      @tjsanchez9984 3 года назад +63

      You know those dudes run a full 1 second quicker 40 time than normal fit people right? They had a really cool thing on SBNation about how ridiculously athletic NFL lineman actually are.

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 2 года назад +72

      @@tjsanchez9984 I recall Refrigerator Perry being extremely fast for a dude that weighed 335 lbs and ran a 4.8 in the forty.

    • @kvltizt
      @kvltizt 2 года назад +31

      @@tjsanchez9984 Larry Allen my god, that man could move.

    • @QuartzGolem
      @QuartzGolem 2 года назад +33

      I think this is more about the sheer lack of athleticism from quarterbacks in general, than OLineman usually being in peak shape for their size.

    • @defn0tjake
      @defn0tjake 2 года назад +33

      cool tangent about Joe Valerio: through his career he had a catch rate of 100%, with all 4 career receptions going for touchdowns

  • @samuelstensgaard4828
    @samuelstensgaard4828 5 лет назад +3168

    You can't fool with me, this is just Chart Party with a friend

    • @ashjubilee
      @ashjubilee 5 лет назад +285

      Samuel Stensgaard " Hey Alex I've got an idea. What if we did chart party but worse and not as good"
      First episode of dorktown

    • @hirshja
      @hirshja 5 лет назад +118

      @@ashjubilee and that's why its just as good.

    • @ptrap1106
      @ptrap1106 5 лет назад +87

      @@hirshja pretty good

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 5 лет назад +14

      st0812 It's pretty okay.
      Breaking Madden?

    • @NYM348
      @NYM348 5 лет назад +49

      We want solo John bois. Also bring back pretty good (this is pretty much that). John bois doesn’t lose him mind doing it with Alex like he used to all the time.

  • @wouter7165
    @wouter7165 4 года назад +737

    "Instead, there's just two friends going for a jog"
    Absolutely loved this line while showing that freezeframe as if they're doing just a few laps on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Beautiful

  • @icedo1013
    @icedo1013 4 года назад +2644

    “The 49ers and Chiefs have next to nothing to do with each other”
    Hearing this line in 2020 was a good chuckle

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад +8

      @Chi Sun
      (Full Game) Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

    • @ketchup143
      @ketchup143 4 года назад +12

      destiny

    • @urickgrant1169
      @urickgrant1169 4 года назад +3

      i rly was bout to comment this to

    • @tylercooper1551
      @tylercooper1551 4 года назад +11

      Lol elvis grbac, bono, Montana, Alex smith? I know there are a few more in there

    • @amitakarsh7902
      @amitakarsh7902 4 года назад +56

      "Barely play each other"
      Play in the superbowl that very year. MIND BLOWN

  • @meepk633
    @meepk633 3 года назад +2038

    The funniest part is that it's definitely the greatest moment in Bono's entire life and you guys talk about him like he's a horrible mutant, physically cursed by god to be worthless in every way.

    • @colatf2
      @colatf2 3 года назад +87

      poor guy

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 3 года назад +230

      He was a perfectly competent QB, just not a mobile one.

    • @nekad2000
      @nekad2000 3 года назад +56

      And it's some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard.

    • @Bodhi594
      @Bodhi594 2 года назад

      😂

    • @danieleidet7131
      @danieleidet7131 2 года назад

      You must not be from KC. 😂

  • @electricpigeon28
    @electricpigeon28 5 лет назад +2051

    I dream about Jon Bois statistical outlier panning shots.

    • @leothompson2758
      @leothompson2758 5 лет назад +69

      Steph Curry 2016 season easily the best one

    • @jesusthroughmary
      @jesusthroughmary 5 лет назад +9

      Straight porn

    • @connorknox9452
      @connorknox9452 5 лет назад +124

      @@leothompson2758 Idkkkk the one that revealed the record setting long jump in the Bob episode got me pretty good

    • @ishaansingh5813
      @ishaansingh5813 5 лет назад +4

      I've never felt a yt comment so much before

    • @HeadlinePlays
      @HeadlinePlays 5 лет назад +23

      The Lonnie Smith WAR one...

  • @c0r3k1d3
    @c0r3k1d3 Год назад +123

    At 11:45 that is not Marcus Allen flopping into frame, but it's actually Derrick Walker, the tight end. I only know this cus Allen never wore white gloves, and of all the people on the roster who's jersey number ends in a 2, Derrick walker is the only other offensive player active in this play who fits that description. I've cracked a case that I don't think anyone could care less about lmao

    • @charlesritacca4753
      @charlesritacca4753 Год назад +9

      well done reditor

    • @dfp_01
      @dfp_01 10 месяцев назад +15

      That makes more sense anyway, because whereas Allen would have been somewhere in the middle of the limb entanglement, Walker would have been lined up to the right side and able to escape more easily.

    • @RobertJW
      @RobertJW 3 месяца назад +2

      Excellent incredibly specific gumshoe work!

  • @strangeplacestv
    @strangeplacestv 3 года назад +512

    I was in Sun Devil Stadium that day and saw this play live. I was absolutely incredulous and I remember everyone was just like appalled at what they were seeing. Thank you for never actually showing the run in its entirety... you saved me a lot of memorable heartache.

    • @benjihuynh2970
      @benjihuynh2970 2 года назад +19

      Was it Marcus Allen on the ground? I can't quite tell cuz of the glare

    • @bwag14
      @bwag14 Год назад +5

      I was at this game also. Crazy sight. My only comfort was I had Bono on my fantasy team.

  • @harryjrunshine5287
    @harryjrunshine5287 3 года назад +236

    i like that this touchdown run took place on the same week as the mariners’ alds win over the yankees in 1995. the dorktown universe is so connected.

    • @qfmarsh64
      @qfmarsh64 2 года назад +19

      It could mean that that point in time inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the temporal junction point for the entire space-time continuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence.

    • @dfp_01
      @dfp_01 Год назад +8

      Well, let's see. Was there anything else important going on in early October 1995?
      Oh yeah, O.J. Simpson's trial, of course. It was even mentioned in the Mariners doc. Simpson was born in San Francisco in 1947 and drafted by the Buffalo Bills with the first overall pick in 1969. The Seattle Pilots played their only ever season that year, following which Bono's Chiefs would beat the Vikings for their first ever Super Bowl title (their last appearance until 50 years later) and the Pilots would move to Milwaukee and become the Brewers-who, of course, have yet to win a World Series. Remember also that the Kansas City Royals, amid Stuart Symington's, uh, _polite request,_ became the other team to make their debut in the American League in 1969, rooming with the Chiefs, who'd been there since '63, when Lamar Hunt had moved them from Dallas after a championship season.
      Simpson played his last season for the Bills in 1977, which overlapped with the Seattle Mariners' first season, as well as Dave Stieb's Blue Jays' (though Stieb wouldn't appear in Toronto until '79). He moved on to the 49ers, Bono's old team, where his retirement would precede that franchise's first Super Bowl victory by only two years. His subsequent induction into the Hall of Fame in 1985 came just after the Niners' second title run, both featuring Joe Montana, Bono's teammate with multiple NFL teams. Also in 1985, O.J. Simpson married Nicole Brown in February, and the 9-2-7-2 double play featuring Buck Martinez' broken leg happened in July.
      In June of 1994, Brown, having divorced Simpson, and her friend Ron Goldman were murdered, and Simpson arrested as the primary suspect. In the ensuing months, a player strike would cut the 1994 and 1995 MLB seasons short, ending Ken Griffey's quest to beat Roger Maris, and the 49ers would contend for and win their 4th Super Bowl, this time with Steve Young at the helm; Montana went to the Chiefs in 1994, and Bono in 1995. The Falcons enter the picture here as well, because 1994 happened to be the season Deion Sanders went to the 49ers, becoming teammates with Bono briefly before moving to Dallas for a few seasons.
      Then the trial and acquittal happened. One of Simpson's lawyers, famously, was Robert Kardashian, at whose wedding to Kris Houghton in 1978 Simpson was the best man, and at whose house Simpson stayed to avoid talking to media members following the murders. Kris divorced Kardashian in 1991, retaining primary custody of their four children, and went on to have a couple more children with Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner; you may be familiar with the rest of that story. Kardashian broke off his relationship with Simpson in the late 1990s, when Bono was with the Chiefs and the Mariners were at their peak, and died in 2003.
      Bono bounced from the defending Super Bowl champion Packers to the Rams a season before they won it before finally landing with the Panthers and retiring in 1999. The 49ers, Chiefs, and Mariners all went through some lean years after that, with the Mariners' historic playoff drought kicking off following the 2001 season, the Chiefs' run of futility reaching 40 years before the famous game against the Jets helped Andy Reid and ex-49er Alex Smith land in Kansas City to flip the script, and the 49ers' streak of Lombardi-less seasons extending indefinitely into the great beyond.
      O.J. Simpson kept busy during this time as well, getting arrested twice in 2007 and 2008, the second of which resulted in a 33-year sentence that ended with Simpson being granted parole in 2017, mere months after the Chiefs drafted Patrick Mahomes-who, in week 17, finally ended the Chiefs' 30-year stretch without a win by a quarterback they drafted. Simpson's Bills also ended their own historic streak, making it to the playoffs following the 2017 season for the first time since 1999; you may remember them featuring in the punting video, having made one of the most cowardly decisions of all time in that season.
      2020 proved to be a turning point for all three organizations, with the Chiefs and 49ers meeting for the Super Bowl in Miami in February, and the Chiefs emerging victorious for the first time in 50 years. Then COVID-19 struck, forcing MLB to shorten its season for the first time since 1995 and expand its playoff format to allow 8 teams in each league to compete; but in a cruel twist of fate, the Mariners missed the last American league wild card berth by 2 games, extending their drought another year while the Chiefs breezed by their competition en route to a second consecutive AFC title. In 2021, things mostly returned to normal, with the Mariners again missing the postseason by 2 games, Simpson's parole ending officially in December, and into 2022, the Chiefs and 49ers both bowing out in their respective conference championship games. And then, in 2022, for the first time in 21 years, the Mariners made the playoffs, bequeathing to the Sacramento Kings the longest active playoff drought in the Big Four leagues before they ended _theirs_ and gave the title to the aforementioned Jets.
      For each of those latter time blocks I could of course have interspersed various Kardashian/Jenner exploits in there, but I try to avoid discussing stuff like that too much.

    • @colinvollmer
      @colinvollmer Год назад +3

      @@dfp_01 This is, bar none, my favorite comment I've ever read on an SB Nation video. Major kudos to you

    • @stepheningle6225
      @stepheningle6225 Год назад

      @@dfp_01 October 1995 was also the month that the team now known as the Cleveland Guardians lost to the Braves in the World series (as an Atlanta fan, I refuse to acknowledge the Braves won that series, only that Cleveland lost it). As we now know, that was due to the curse that has kept Cleveland without a World Series win since 1948. I'm still looking for the connection to O J and the Kardashians...

  • @brentmmilner
    @brentmmilner 3 года назад +176

    I was at this game with my dad, probably sweating through my clothes in the upper deck. I remember being dumbfounded as Bono ran left-to-right down the field, ever so slowly. Dad and I despised Coach Buddy Ryan back then, remembering his exclamation of, "You've got a winner in town!" when he was hired on as coach. Anyway, after about five minutes, Bono finally scored. My dad and I looked at each other and said, "We've got a winner in town."

    • @serraramayfield9230
      @serraramayfield9230 Год назад +11

      it's always nice to hear moments that happened longer ago than i've been alive

  • @scullystie4389
    @scullystie4389 5 лет назад +260

    I like how the graphics from previous episodes persist on a grid... like a street map... for a town... for dorks

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 5 лет назад +6

      Hmmm...what would one name such a town?

    • @kvltizt
      @kvltizt 4 года назад +28

      @@Trollificusv2 Pretty Goodville

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад +2

      @Scullys Tie
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

  • @LazyCat010
    @LazyCat010 5 лет назад +862

    This episode is 20:51 long and at the end Bono still hasn't reached the end zone. Talk about slow!

    • @AJHart-eg1ys
      @AJHart-eg1ys 5 лет назад +230

      It's almost a crime against humanity to have this vid and not just run the damn play in full speed from beginning to end at least once or twice!

    • @RJ_Barricade
      @RJ_Barricade 5 лет назад +14

      @@AJHart-eg1ys my thoughts exactly!

    • @AJHart-eg1ys
      @AJHart-eg1ys 5 лет назад +17

      @Danny Dolan And does it really take more than 2 minutes to examine this play?

    • @warhawk3972
      @warhawk3972 5 лет назад +43

      @@AJHart-eg1ys clearly you've never before seen a SB Nation video. Yes. It takes quite a few minutes to gather context for why a 20 second play is so breathtaking. It's the whole point of their Rewind series, and quite a few Jon Bois episodes (Pretty Good, Chart Party, Dorktown, etc) take several minutes to paint the picture of the importance of one single play that takes under a minute. And I love SB Nation for it.

    • @Heytheremrsky
      @Heytheremrsky 5 лет назад +8

      A.J. Hart I know it sucks but I guarantee it’s the RUclips copyright algorithm, showing entire clips never works out for creators

  • @lavkian
    @lavkian 5 лет назад +652

    "This is no longer a play. It's a parade."
    Please never stop making videos.

    • @merrickcassian5044
      @merrickcassian5044 5 лет назад +17

      I fucking know right? How do they make a random ass football play so poetic?

    • @stug3719
      @stug3719 5 лет назад +1

      @Matty Jay Ron Burgundy appreciates this.

    • @redskullz1249
      @redskullz1249 5 лет назад +5

      And the song! What song is that! I loves me some synthwave and I must have it!

    • @davidbrogan606
      @davidbrogan606 5 лет назад +1

      What are you talking about? They never show the entire play.

    • @davidcharles7106
      @davidcharles7106 4 года назад +1

      I was going to say please stop making videos......to each his own, I suppose.

  • @robbiej2734
    @robbiej2734 Год назад +21

    One little fact I like about this play is that Joe Valerio would go on to catch a touchdown pass on a lineman eligible play in that very same game. I like to think that it was Bono's way of saying "Thanks for accompanying me on my touchdown jog."

  • @danielg733
    @danielg733 3 года назад +107

    I think the key thing here, that may be a case of "you guys are too young to remember," is that the Chiefs under Hackett were committed to the West Coast offense of San Francisco. So more than just relationship, they were looking for QBs who could walk into the system on Day 1.

  • @OcpCommunications
    @OcpCommunications 5 лет назад +1573

    I love how they talk about Bono's TD run for the entire video but never show him run into the endzone.

    • @rundoetx
      @rundoetx 5 лет назад +137

      I wanted to see the whole play and run. I didn't care that it would take 15 minutes, lol

    • @jcbvortex22
      @jcbvortex22 5 лет назад +21

      It was implied that he makes it:)

    • @rundoetx
      @rundoetx 5 лет назад +101

      @@jcbvortex22 Lol. I rekon so, there was no one there to stop him. I just would like to have seen the entire play from snap to td. Great video anyway.

    • @jcbvortex22
      @jcbvortex22 5 лет назад +6

      rundoetx
      Me too.....me too

    • @jcbvortex22
      @jcbvortex22 5 лет назад +96

      rundoetx I got you covered.
      ruclips.net/video/dsAQDkisqWI/видео.html

  • @Benisuber1
    @Benisuber1 5 лет назад +88

    That frame-by-frame graphic that was placed by referencing the yardage markers is incredible.

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад

      @Benjamin Alfveby
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

  • @12packersfan
    @12packersfan 5 лет назад +1446

    When he runs he looks like he’s running to put out a grill fire

    • @herogibson
      @herogibson 5 лет назад +48

      he parked his golf cart on a hill and he just noticed it starting to roll

    • @TEAMGETHELP
      @TEAMGETHELP 5 лет назад +5

      Why is this so funny

    • @drewvertical25
      @drewvertical25 5 лет назад

      891 likes in one day w 600k views ?!

    • @jonnypballin
      @jonnypballin 5 лет назад

      Thank you that was perfect

    • @fomori2
      @fomori2 5 лет назад +4

      I wonder what the lineman was thinking when he looked back and realized that Bono wasnt running faster than him.

  • @EFonSanguinbull
    @EFonSanguinbull 5 лет назад +55

    I really love how the whole presentation is basically already mapped out and you are just zooming on on one little piece of the presentation at a time.

  • @timbenj77
    @timbenj77 4 года назад +1270

    This is a 20 minute video about a touchdown run without showing the touchdown.

    • @Astrobrant2
      @Astrobrant2 3 года назад +87

      And the first five minutes of the video weren't even about the touchdown!

    • @markschnabel601
      @markschnabel601 3 года назад +43

      So all of you who did not see the entire play...on RUclips: 1995 Kansas City (3-1) vs Arizona Cardinals (1-3) Right at the beginning of the 2nd qtr roughly 33:01 in that video

    • @bmac555
      @bmac555 3 года назад +13

      mark schnabel and a replay at 35:37 showing defenders eventually on screen

    • @normancasey4217
      @normancasey4217 3 года назад +30

      That's 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back
      BORING BULLSHIT

    • @Astrobrant2
      @Astrobrant2 3 года назад +3

      @@normancasey4217 Yep!

  • @semc1986
    @semc1986 5 лет назад +260

    9:07 "Please forgive the substandard quality of this video..."
    Don't be so hard on yourself, Jon

    • @HaidaWay
      @HaidaWay 5 лет назад +6

      As if we didn’t watch the infamous NOOOOOO!!!!!

    • @davidbrogan606
      @davidbrogan606 5 лет назад

      Please, they are too busy talking to even show the whole play.

  • @nathcarter
    @nathcarter 5 лет назад +466

    “Like a tranquillised turtle wearing ankle weights.”
    Can’t teach that kind of brilliant writing. You’re just born with it.

    • @pendragonchen
      @pendragonchen 5 лет назад +5

      Kids these days are spitting out analogies the second they come out the womb-it's damn scary, I tell you.

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 5 лет назад +9

      Even a lot of classical writers (like Greek classic) posed that the only writing skill that was unteachable was metaphor. You can practice, but yeah, it's a gift.

    • @Hazztech
      @Hazztech 5 лет назад +13

      it wasn't brilliant. It was actually a bad line. Creative Writing majors always have a fetish for unnecessarily complicated adjectives.

    • @magnumxlpi
      @magnumxlpi 5 лет назад +2

      @@Hazztech ok sitzpinkler

    • @johnvannucci3857
      @johnvannucci3857 5 лет назад +2

      Not Jon Bois really hit it out of the park on that one. Someday we may have to learn his name.

  • @juanjan__
    @juanjan__ 5 лет назад +1525

    10:44 “Yes, he’s 7 yards deep in the back field. Yes, he’s the slowest man alive. And yes, at this particular moment, he’s running backwards.” I died hahaha

    • @SirLyonhart
      @SirLyonhart 4 года назад +41

      They got me when they called it a "nature hike"

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад +1

      @Juan
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

    • @megatrollificus
      @megatrollificus 4 года назад +51

      @@SirLyonhart I liked "It's no longer football. It's two friends going for a jog."

    • @bluesolocup1065
      @bluesolocup1065 4 года назад

      Francis M.H. White Are u trying to rickroll us?

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 3 года назад +5

      That is hilarious, although Bono was a better runner than passer. 1995 was a heartbreaking season. They just couldn't see their way to putting Rich Gannon back in. Gannon got his revenge as a Raider and I can't say I wasn't rooting for him a little bit.
      Bono hurt his hand that season, as I recall, and they brought him back for the postseason. He was terribad.

  • @Sindraug25
    @Sindraug25 5 лет назад +191

    "Please forgive the substandard quality of this video. Appropriately enough, it's a bootleg."
    ROFL

  • @SpicyMapping
    @SpicyMapping 4 года назад +34

    this is now officially the second most legendary qb run over 50 yards

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 3 года назад

      Surprise factor of that one play almost justifies Martyball.

    • @Anita_sensei
      @Anita_sensei 3 года назад +4

      I'm gonna feel dumb for this, but who's the first?

    • @SpicyMapping
      @SpicyMapping 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0xblJD_3tX4/видео.html

    • @mattswick4449
      @mattswick4449 3 года назад +4

      @@Anita_sensei I believe it’s Daniel Jones

  • @HamiltonUlyssesBosco
    @HamiltonUlyssesBosco 5 лет назад +374

    Also, how could you guys fail to mention that later in the same game Bono threw a TD pass to Valerio, the left tackle that escorted him on the 76 yarder?

    • @thomasbrady3827
      @thomasbrady3827 5 лет назад +39

      GoogleIsTheWorst I think encouraged suits his role better. Escorts implies some sort of defense of the thing your escorting

    • @stevebabiak6997
      @stevebabiak6997 4 года назад +18

      Video of highlights of the game showing both TDs
      ruclips.net/video/hZBIDZAgPwE/видео.html

    • @zyxwvut4740
      @zyxwvut4740 4 года назад +8

      +Steve Babiak
      Thank you, that would have driven me crazy…

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад +1

      @GooglelsTheWorst
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

  • @jackgoldscher1806
    @jackgoldscher1806 5 лет назад +579

    Give us the fumble dimension part 2. We need more Jon bois

  • @marcusmcgraw3519
    @marcusmcgraw3519 5 лет назад +417

    This play pretty much sums up the history of the Cardinals

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk 5 лет назад +9

      This and when they ran 7 plays at the 1 yard line against the Eagles in 1992 and couldn’t score once...

    • @rizune
      @rizune 5 лет назад

      @@JWex-jy7sk bills so unoriginal

    • @danr154
      @danr154 5 лет назад +8

      They are who we thought they were!

  • @chumreewalnut
    @chumreewalnut 4 года назад +80

    Daniel Jones was watching this a week ago, and fell over laughing

  • @drbosommd
    @drbosommd 4 года назад +26

    I don't like American Football or soccer or basketball but I love watching Dorktown because the storytelling is so great.
    I'm a Red Sox fan but loved the Seattle Mariners series for the same reason.
    Thanks Dorktown .

  • @samplott8388
    @samplott8388 5 лет назад +17

    I think what I love most about these videos is the background music. They give off such a breezy nostalgic vibe.

  • @drewwalls1000
    @drewwalls1000 5 лет назад +232

    The Dorktown Expanded Universe continues to grow larger

    • @alexandhisfriends8
      @alexandhisfriends8 5 лет назад +3

      i just noticed that theyre all on the same space this episode

  • @RedStacheAZ
    @RedStacheAZ 5 лет назад +40

    I love that you covered this. I remember when this happened. As a Cardinals fan... We sucked back then and rarely sold out the games, which means we rarely got to see the games on TV due to blackout rules. I was a teenager and the only way to stay up to date on the games was on the radio. I heard it called and saw highlight on the news that night, but when people talk about running QBs I often bring this up as one of the greatest QB rush attempts in NFL history. "Oh yeah, Lamar Jackson's and Kyler Murray are amazing, but did you ever see Steve Bonos TD run for 76 yards untouched?!"

  • @BrentBestwick
    @BrentBestwick 3 года назад +15

    After living through the Bono years in KC, this video never fails to remind me that a silver lining exists if you just look hard enough.

  • @thegoldenwarrior8042
    @thegoldenwarrior8042 4 года назад +710

    The chiefs watched this video and couldn’t let pat go to the niners so they gave him 500 mil. Thank you for your service

    • @thetoptige8014
      @thetoptige8014 4 года назад +40

      QBs go from the niners to the Chiefs, not the chiefs to the niners

    • @jesse8028
      @jesse8028 4 года назад

      Exactly

    • @humancheatcode4697
      @humancheatcode4697 4 года назад +5

      Pat gave KC A Super Bowl, a WhatABurger, and a Pat Mahomes Jr...he can have all the cap space

    • @WarEagleGaming
      @WarEagleGaming 4 года назад +2

      @@thetoptige8014 somehow we'll get Jimmy G as a backup

    • @bobbywyatt3
      @bobbywyatt3 3 года назад +2

      Steve Bono was a heck of a QB he learned from Bill Walsh, George Seifert, Joe Montana, Steve Young, Mike Holmgrem, Mooch & more. Some of the Chiefs best seasons with Bono at the helm. Granted they didn't win in the postseason however going 13-3 & 1st place in the AFC is far cry from a waste of money.

  • @oj436
    @oj436 5 лет назад +1248

    20 minute Netflix episode: Nope.
    20 minute Bois video: YUP

    • @solidtank7957
      @solidtank7957 5 лет назад +11

      I hate I never clicked so fast comments but I never clicked so fast.

    • @AIR_PAIZ
      @AIR_PAIZ 5 лет назад +3

      📠📠📠

    • @rodrigodemiguellamminen5244
      @rodrigodemiguellamminen5244 5 лет назад +2

      I was literally going to watch a netflix episode but decided to watch this first LMAO

    • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
      @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 5 лет назад +1

      O J This was painfully boring.

    • @Gloobly
      @Gloobly 5 лет назад +1

      It’s because you know you’ll watch more Netflix

  • @sansvoir
    @sansvoir 5 лет назад +40

    as an art historian, I believe bois is comfortably one of the top 5 artists producing work today.

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад

      @sansvoir
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

  • @SmugTomato
    @SmugTomato 5 лет назад +127

    "It doesn't even look like football"
    That frame honestly looks like a QB running the final sprint with one of his dead tired lineman at the end of a long practice. It even has a RB who's passed out on the ground after blowing all of them out to be done sooner.

    • @ScouterIkki
      @ScouterIkki 4 года назад +3

      I think in the 4:3 you see a Cardinals helmet in the last frame which is great just because some one bothered to look like they cared after 10 seconds in the play.

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад +1

      @Smug Tomato
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

    • @Astrobrant2
      @Astrobrant2 3 года назад

      The reason it looks that way is because Bono ran on the wrong side of his blocker. Valerio properly, though unnecessarily, slowed down to get into the correct position to block for Bono.
      We can see the whole play in much better resolution in this video (which is only 33 seconds long):
      ruclips.net/video/dsAQDkisqWI/видео.html
      Watch Valerio motion to Bono to run by while Valerio hangs back and moves left to block, if necessary.

  • @wouldntyouliketoknow9891
    @wouldntyouliketoknow9891 4 года назад +137

    "The chiefs and the 49ers have almost nothing to do with each other and rarely play each other" - 8 weeks later, Chiefs and 49ers play in the superbowl LOL

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад +1

      @wouldn't you like to know
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

  • @freddyt55555
    @freddyt55555 4 года назад +42

    Daniel Jones should have had an 88 yard TD.

  • @waluigithemaster6864
    @waluigithemaster6864 5 лет назад +522

    Me: Better work on that English essay thats due tonight. Let's take a 10 minute break.
    SB Nation: Make that 20 minutes my guy

    • @GhostHostMemories
      @GhostHostMemories 5 лет назад +3

      clearly you haven't mastered the art of youtube playback speed multiplier!

    • @FlaminFunky
      @FlaminFunky 5 лет назад +1

      Waluigi The Master yo funny seeing you here, you made those “everything wrong with” videos

    • @davidbrogan606
      @davidbrogan606 5 лет назад

      20 minutes and you never see the end of the play.

  • @ericsilver9401
    @ericsilver9401 5 лет назад +378

    Someone should do "the creation of SB nation deserves a deep rewind"

    • @tkk.24
      @tkk.24 5 лет назад +45

      Nah... “The introduction of Jon Bois into SB Nation deserves a deep rewind.”

    • @Matt-pl5lz
      @Matt-pl5lz 5 лет назад +4

      Eric Silver you literally comment that on every video and never get an answer like dude stop they’re obviously not doing it

    • @reconnaissanceman1547
      @reconnaissanceman1547 5 лет назад +1

      TimothyKK Jon bois is sb nation

    • @brandonwilkerson3750
      @brandonwilkerson3750 5 лет назад +1

      its fr a cool story I think it started as a A's blog

    • @antonfilms4023
      @antonfilms4023 5 лет назад +1

      Wouldn't be a very long video. In fact the rewinder would be 5 words: "Jon Bois and this series." That's probably the deepest they could go without getting off-topic.

  • @awesam1148
    @awesam1148 5 лет назад +117

    When Jon says that this is 45/10 you know it’s gonna be good

  • @f.a.hampton7106
    @f.a.hampton7106 4 года назад +39

    This is the play that got Buddy Ryan fired.

  • @badbirdkc
    @badbirdkc 5 лет назад +9

    "We'll watch it together..." (we don't actually watch it) - that said, I was working this day, so I had to listen to the game on the radio, and holy cow did they go nuts with this play.

  • @brucedillon8358
    @brucedillon8358 5 лет назад +28

    Jon is a national treasure and we mustn't take it for granted

  • @ScatterVolt
    @ScatterVolt 5 лет назад +78

    When football becomes unexpectedly beautiful

  • @waterpanda222
    @waterpanda222 5 лет назад +98

    I will tell my children I was there when DORKCITY was just DORKTOWN

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 5 лет назад +6

      Deals And soon it will become DORKNATION

    • @ajvark
      @ajvark 5 лет назад +1

      @@TornaitSuperBird dorkblogsnation

    • @longanswer9548
      @longanswer9548 5 лет назад +2

      underrated comment

    • @newflesh666
      @newflesh666 5 лет назад +3

      It'll be DORKPLANET soon enough

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 5 лет назад +2

      In the anime, it'll just be MEGADORK. Or NEW Megadork.

  • @megatrollificus
    @megatrollificus 4 года назад +3

    Beyond the cleverness of the commentary and the gorgeous charts and the creative analytic approaches...finding this play and appreciating what a bizarre outlier it was, and more: _communicating that appreciation_ , is sheer genius. Much appreciated.

  • @dawood121derful
    @dawood121derful 3 года назад +28

    I watched this game live and I guarantee you every Chiefs fan watching that run was just ROFL! Along with every Chief on the sidelines. But you missed the best part, when Bono emerges without any pursuit he almost stops in disbelief and Joe Valerio started goading him on into the end zone. Love the video and historical stats but you really should have shown the play in its entirety.

  • @DuggageHu
    @DuggageHu 5 лет назад +34

    I declare: You guys WIN THE PRIZE for presentation. Period. Nowhere else have I seen such a combination of drama, statistical analysis, sports commentary, and downright nerdiness all assembled on a single palette and elaborated upon with such smoothness, timing, intricacy, and poetic imagination. Well done! :-)

    • @leczorn
      @leczorn 4 года назад

      I would agree with that, but they trash all the great material in the video by not showing the play that they talk so much about.

  • @ph0gwalkrzero
    @ph0gwalkrzero 5 лет назад +44

    hearing the name "Elvis Grbac" gave me awful flashbacks, thanks guys

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt 5 лет назад +5

      VenomVGZ that’s former America’s sexiest athlete Elvis grbac to you

    • @gimbobjenkins405
      @gimbobjenkins405 4 года назад +2

      Grbac was no Steve DeBerg but not as bad as Brodie Croyle.

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад

      @VenomVGZ
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

  • @jhoward8780
    @jhoward8780 5 лет назад +18

    I remember watching that game as a kid and I was amazed at how completely we took the Cardinals in on that play. If I remember correctly I think the Cards only managed a field goal late in the game as their only points.
    To make mention of the (ridiculous) amount of QBs that the Chiefs never drafted, I think it all goes back to the '83 Draft and the infamous drafting of Todd Blackledge. He had put up good numbers for Penn State, but everyone thought that Dan Marino would go before him. In one of the earliest instances of the Chiefs Chiefsing themselves, they picked Blackledge over Marino and Jim Kelly. He would be a perennial back-up, going 13-11 with the Chiefs and 15-14 overall when he retired with 29 TDs vs. 38 INTS and is considered to be one of top ten first round draft busts. I tend to think that failure has always haunted the Hunt family through the 20+ years before they drafted Mahomes.

  • @mikepeifer6502
    @mikepeifer6502 3 года назад +9

    I was at this game and remember watching this play live. It was as wild in person as it is on film.

  • @joeanderson5468
    @joeanderson5468 4 года назад +143

    And gee......this whole time I actually thought I was going to see a 76 yard touchdown ran by Steve Bono, but I didn't.

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 3 года назад +1

      Yeah. Won't be watching any sbnation videos for a long while.

    • @paytonmacdonald1409
      @paytonmacdonald1409 3 года назад +7

      @@harrymills2770 good thing they changed their name a while ago lol

    • @markschnabel601
      @markschnabel601 3 года назад +1

      So all of you who did not see the entire play...on RUclips: 1995 Kansas City (3-1) vs Arizona Cardinals (1-3) Right at the beginning of the 2nd qtr roughly 33:01 in that video

    • @harrymills2770
      @harrymills2770 3 года назад +1

      @@paytonmacdonald1409 Yeah. I think they've got the best front end for asynchronous chat, but they went corporate - or rather, the channel(s) I frequented went corporate - and it stopped being as much fun. Less of a community. So I am out of touch.
      Might go back just to have the pleasure of z-ing through the new comments. You can have easy, efficient back-and-forths. I don't even know if they still let you post GIFs, which was a big part of the fun.

    • @erikthorsen240
      @erikthorsen240 3 года назад +1

      @@leczorn Thanks, man!

  • @cjhawk002
    @cjhawk002 5 лет назад +159

    SB Nation: *releases new Dorktown video
    Me: *I am intrigued*

  • @mauruhkatigaming4807
    @mauruhkatigaming4807 5 лет назад +31

    This may be the one time in NFL history where 90% of the people in attendance and watching on television could have run it in from 76 yards.

    • @gregsiegel7072
      @gregsiegel7072 4 года назад

      Only 90%?

    • @JSelby
      @JSelby 4 года назад +3

      Gregory Siegel Gotta account for the oldies and fatties.

    • @mauruhkatigaming4807
      @mauruhkatigaming4807 2 года назад +2

      @@gregsiegel7072 I'm accounting for infants, people over the age of 75, and people with impaired mobility, but TBH, even then I may be underselling.

  • @theacguy9546
    @theacguy9546 5 лет назад +308

    “The slowest man alive” laughed my butt off.

    • @that1paul647
      @that1paul647 5 лет назад +29

      "Like a tranquilized turtle wearing ankle-weights" was my favorite

    • @f1piggy102
      @f1piggy102 5 лет назад +1

      Paul Needham I just like the part where they started stacking the frames in the run

  • @michaelschoenfeldt278
    @michaelschoenfeldt278 Год назад +2

    This is an amazing piece of story telling!! You guys are awesome and I remember where we took every 49ers QB. The Bono run was and still is Breathtaking!!

  • @BoldWittyName
    @BoldWittyName 2 года назад +1

    I questioned how 1 play deserved a 20 min vid. I also questioned how entertaining the lead up could possibly be. I was wrong. Well done!

  • @ldproductions509
    @ldproductions509 5 лет назад +59

    That Barry Sanders episode better come next

    • @warhawk3972
      @warhawk3972 5 лет назад +2

      Probably wont be a video since they got a written article on their website about it. Its Pretty Good, you should look it up!

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 5 лет назад +2

      It won't be as much fun (it's sad to see how Sanders got wasted), but it will be incredible.

  • @MogoPrime
    @MogoPrime 5 лет назад +11

    You can't convince me that there's an outfit on earth making sports more amazing, entertaining, and enjoyable than SB Nation. Jon and Alex, thank you for helping so many idiots like me finally *get it*.

  • @petrofor3430
    @petrofor3430 5 лет назад +323

    Steve Bono signs fan mail. I wrote him a letter and got a signed photo and asked him “what did you feel like after your 76 yard bootleg against the Cardinals”, his answer, “oxygen”.EDIT:
    I actually asked if he needed oxygen after his 76 yard TD run, and he said “No the cardinals made it easy”. Sorry for the misquote of Steve Bono.

    • @scottmartin8888
      @scottmartin8888 5 лет назад +8

      True story?

    • @petrofor3430
      @petrofor3430 5 лет назад +28

      Scott Martin Yes 100%. I send ttm’s (through the mail autograph requests) to former Chiefs all the time. I believe he lives in California now. You can view his address on www.sportscardforum.com/scfttmm/ttmm/welcome/ if you want to send something for him to sign. All around good guy!

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад +3

      @@petrofor3430
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 4 года назад +1

      Francis M.H. White stop spamming, please

  • @rogerwhittle2078
    @rogerwhittle2078 3 года назад +2

    I never normally go in for these hyper detailed football (NFL) videos, but for some reason, this one caught my eye and I watched every bit of it. Fascinating. Even the historical analysis was really well presented. Well done guys, thank you.

  • @jwoellhof
    @jwoellhof 5 лет назад +12

    As a Chiefs fan, I don't have a super bowl memory in my lifetime, but I do remember this. I liked Bono, and take pride in knowing this is one of the daggers that finally put Buddy Ryan out of the league.

    • @runpullfourskinz6796
      @runpullfourskinz6796 Год назад +15

      We got a couple super bowl memories now

    • @SWHalo2
      @SWHalo2 Год назад +3

      @@runpullfourskinz6796 And probably some more coming as long as Andy Reid doesn't get a heart attack.

    • @boogamandan7275
      @boogamandan7275 Год назад +3

      @@SWHalo2 delete this right now for the love of god youll jinx it

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 9 месяцев назад

      And you may get one more in a couple of weeks. Stop hogging all the superbowls.

  • @Kenisama
    @Kenisama 5 лет назад +38

    I remember watching this game on live TV and thinking, "huh, would you look at that" lol

    • @mrbismarck
      @mrbismarck 5 лет назад +12

      Going to the fridge for a beer halfway through the run and getting back before Bono scored.

    • @finleyhasfun3081
      @finleyhasfun3081 4 года назад +1

      I remember watching this play on ESPN in 1995 when I was 9 years old. Until just now I thought it was the Giants QB Dave Brown who ran this play. And I'm a Chiefs fan! Thanks for the refresher guys.

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад

      @Kenisama
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад

      @@mrbismarck
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

    • @Rangernewb5550
      @Rangernewb5550 4 года назад +1

      I didn't exist when it happened

  • @andrewa9700
    @andrewa9700 5 лет назад +34

    Peyton had one near the goal line against the Cowboys that was pretty good

  • @daylonbeavers3552
    @daylonbeavers3552 5 лет назад +15

    Amazing how Jeff Garcia and Steve Young avoided going to KC

  • @sethbaus
    @sethbaus 3 года назад +2

    I have to say your videos are truly outstanding. I’m a sucker for an event in sports or music that lives forever. Kobe hitting 60 during his last game. Randy Moss (basically ever tip toe catch at the back of the end zone). Just moments. And you guys capture those and give us a wonderful way to relive it.

  • @maxwellweiss9849
    @maxwellweiss9849 3 года назад +6

    For me, I always felt that the 49ers and Chiefs were mirror images of each other in different comics conferences, even to the point that sometimes I would mix them up. At least until around 2018 that is.

  • @laoganmafootballclub6632
    @laoganmafootballclub6632 5 лет назад +10

    The final image was so surreal

  • @lanzsibelius
    @lanzsibelius 5 лет назад +51

    Anyone else's got the feeling that Peyton Manning could have achieved this in that 2013 game against Dallas (the one that finished 51-48) if they'd just tried it from their own 24 yard line instead of the cowboys half yard line????

    • @colmecolwag
      @colmecolwag 5 лет назад +6

      To be fair, you'd be way more likely to go all in on a defense from the half yard line than their 24

    • @MarcusHansen276
      @MarcusHansen276 5 лет назад +2

      That was an epic play

    • @eddiegonzales3262
      @eddiegonzales3262 5 лет назад +1

      Literally was thinking about the play the whole time

    • @Trollificusv2
      @Trollificusv2 5 лет назад +3

      Was Manning really faster than Bono? Plus, I think Manning might have handed the ball to Valerio and just said "You do it."

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад

      @Lanz Sibelius
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

  • @justrob4139
    @justrob4139 5 лет назад +29

    Steve Bono must have been exercising and eating well-balanced breakfast.

    • @bridgebum826
      @bridgebum826 5 лет назад +1

      It's the most important meal of the day.

    • @qazwsxedcrfv469
      @qazwsxedcrfv469 5 лет назад +1

      He ate his wheaties

    • @Ofallthings089
      @Ofallthings089 5 лет назад +1

      The Barry Bonds method.

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад +1

      @LuigiKing46
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

  • @ryan-nl8bp
    @ryan-nl8bp 5 лет назад +23

    "ahh that explains it. came agaisnt the cardinals. Makes perfect sense now"
    -Signed, a cardinals fan

    • @JoeVideoed
      @JoeVideoed 3 года назад

      OFC, any longtime die-hard Cardinals fan (emphasis on die) would understand this.
      -signed another Cardinals fan
      But hey, now we've got Murray, Hopkins & Drake + after Bono's TD occurred the team did make the playoffs eventually & multiple times.

  • @danvan318
    @danvan318 5 лет назад +12

    The Chiefs actually had a trade in place for Steve Young after the 1991 season, but it fell through when the owners got into an argument over details.

    • @cancelme4200
      @cancelme4200 4 года назад +1

      mattcain18 I don’t remember hearing about that. If it’s true that would’ve been a huge mistake for the 49ers.

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise 4 года назад +1

      Robert Sosa It was probably an awful tough decision for the Niners.
      You have a hot younger QB who had one spectacular season. His trade value would be enormous and plenty of new guys have a hot first season and then flame out.
      You also have the veteran who lead you to four Super Bowl titles and is arguably the greatest quarterback of all time. But he is coming off a serious injury and you don’t know if he will be back to his old self.
      Their decision turned out well in the end, but it wasn’t an obvious choice in the ‘91/92 offseason.

  • @ogsavageethan6839
    @ogsavageethan6839 5 лет назад +7

    Dorktown and Chart Party are my favorite because John is a Chiefs fan and so am I and he always seems to include stuff about them

  • @Calmdownpaco
    @Calmdownpaco 5 лет назад +17

    Could you guys do an editing tutorial? Your style is so iconic.

  • @Zoyx
    @Zoyx 5 лет назад +8

    Bono and his backup, Gannon, started their careers in Minnesota. Jaw-dropping that the 1995 Chiefs had the best record in the NFL, and their QB was Bono.

    • @ryanconley3932
      @ryanconley3932 5 лет назад +1

      always new the San Fran connection with KC QB's but I didn't realize how one sided it was. Funny that I think I look at Gannon in the best light until Trent Greene came around.

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад +1

      @Zoyx
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

    • @johngalbicsek5567
      @johngalbicsek5567 4 года назад

      Well this vid tells me the play caller seemed to know what he was doing so best record isnt too surprising :)

  • @3weight
    @3weight Год назад

    This has to be the best football video I’ve ever seen on RUclips. How does this not have a million likes?

  • @badkiwi42
    @badkiwi42 4 года назад

    Jon Bois is the only man on Earth to make a 20 minute video on a SINGLE touchdown and make it a masterpiece of a video

  • @vjm212
    @vjm212 5 лет назад +58

    Bono was so far ahead of the defense, he could've gone Bound for Street.

    • @cvalentine5851
      @cvalentine5851 5 лет назад +6

      Good thing he didn’t. That season might still be ongoing

    • @Marcus_Aurelius42
      @Marcus_Aurelius42 5 лет назад +5

      Would’ve been at least a 5,000 yard gain, more if he developed his northern pith quickly enough

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 5 лет назад +1

      Marcus Aurelius Those Redblacks are everywhere though. They're like Cowboys fans.

    • @adamschwartz7781
      @adamschwartz7781 5 лет назад

      The Tim Tebow Chronicles is my favorite piece of sports writing ever. Having spent high school in Ottawa and casually watching the CFL made it hysterical to me

  • @twalker500_
    @twalker500_ 5 лет назад +13

    The file size of Dorktown is gonna be way too big one of these days.

  • @patrickpilkington6241
    @patrickpilkington6241 4 года назад +3

    This was a REALLY good and unique video. It made me reflective and sure to take witness. Genuine art from statistical analysis of a gridiron minutiae and bland simplicity of the 3rd and 1 between two rather uninspiring teams in an era similar in many ways to the 1970s dead ball or dirty pitching and tremendous defense baseball at the Major League level. There were surely some masterpieces waiting to be dug into and mined from the well of history and, you guys found a gem. Your ending is sincerely profound and moving. Perhaps it’s a hyperbolic take given its a 1995 snooze fest. I loved it and to you I tip my cap and offer respect.

  • @brianwise5850
    @brianwise5850 2 года назад

    I can't help but watch this video when it pops up on autoplay. The sheer majesty of such a play just begs to be watched and studied.

  • @ravenken
    @ravenken 4 года назад

    I've got to admit, that is one strange effing play. FAS. Thanks and you all always do a top job in writing and presenting.

  • @vurhdex2589
    @vurhdex2589 5 лет назад +16

    Marcus Mariota had the fastest 40 yard dash time when he was in the combine. The dude can run and deserves to be up there with the others.

  • @awwgez
    @awwgez 4 года назад +4

    For a NFL nerd myself. This entire video was a masterpiece. Loving the 80's like music too.

  • @skred.
    @skred. 5 лет назад +10

    Damn, that ending has me feeling some type of way

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад +1

      @Andrew Clark
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

  • @davidma22
    @davidma22 3 года назад +1

    At best I'd call myself a casual NFL viewer, but I've watched 5 of your videos now and I can't stop. The topics are fascinating and the production value is off the charts (hah).

  • @ryanhalien8468
    @ryanhalien8468 Год назад +2

    I love how many shots Bono caught in this video that was lauding his run as one of the greatest things ever, yet he caught SO much smoke 😂😂

  • @dabeamer42
    @dabeamer42 5 лет назад +65

    ...and in this corner, competing for the most ridiculous sports simile of 2019, we have:
    "ran like a tranquilized turtle wearing ankle weights" (19:34)

    • @MrChrisdube
      @MrChrisdube 5 лет назад

      LMAO

    • @frankwhite8178
      @frankwhite8178 4 года назад +1

      @David Beamer
      (Full Game)1995 Chiefs @ Cardinals
      ruclips.net/video/GS5kkfIEbeA/видео.html

  • @TheJobles
    @TheJobles 5 лет назад +13

    I love how weirdly existential this got in places.

    • @sabotower1792
      @sabotower1792 4 года назад +2

      That's Jon Bois in a nutshell

    • @leczorn
      @leczorn 4 года назад

      Yes, they got so weirdly existential, they forgot to do the most important thing of all, which is show the play, which was already available in two separate posts here on RUclips.

    • @ChrisLitzenberg
      @ChrisLitzenberg 3 года назад +2

      @@leczorn Why should they? It wouldn't really add anythings and the rest is much more interesting to talk about.

  • @FatPandaAdventures
    @FatPandaAdventures 5 лет назад +46

    Why do you never show the play in it's entirety

    • @asher2102
      @asher2102 4 года назад +3

      You can just look it up

    • @KCzz15
      @KCzz15 4 года назад +14

      Because Steve Bono's not finished running the rest of the distance yet.

    • @EMETRL
      @EMETRL 4 года назад

      do you need to?

  • @rockaway0beach
    @rockaway0beach 9 месяцев назад +2

    Since this video came out, The Chiefs and 49ers have played against each other in 2 Superbowls.

  • @robbpowell194
    @robbpowell194 4 года назад

    This is the best produced Sport short I have ever seen. Simply. Go Dorktown.

  • @johnbronson8928
    @johnbronson8928 4 года назад +3

    RUclips algorithm needs to push this video up the next 2 weeks for the superbowl. There's a storyline in there somewhere. The Chiefs or 49ers need to be getting these QBs on their sideline. Great job Dorktown.
    Go Seahawks!

  • @kaminsod4077
    @kaminsod4077 5 лет назад +12

    I wish I could move to dorktown.

  • @robsbliss
    @robsbliss 4 года назад +3

    My buddy and I were at that game and we have talked about that play ad nauseam since that time... We had season tickets and saw a lot of bad football through the years, but this was the signature play that defined that team. The one play that epitomized the 'It-could-only-happen-to-the-Cardinals' Cardinals. Steve Freakin' Bono going 76 yards against them... did I mention we saw a LOT of bad football?

  • @davideaston6944
    @davideaston6944 4 года назад

    Only stumbled (? fumbled ?) upon your videos a few days ago, and it's been hard to stop watching... !! I really appreciate your research (stories like this), dedication (We Killed videos), and statistical analysis (Fumble Nation, or whatever all these little things are called, haha). This stuff is fantastic! Thank you so much, for your and your cohorts' hard work, and to SB Nation to give you the chance to make these videos! Bravo! Hear, hear! Jolly good, what? Three Cheers and Hip-Hip! Keep 'em coming, tally-ho, and: Yo! Go! Bro!

  • @SBJBeats
    @SBJBeats 5 лет назад +2

    I don't even watch football, but this is pure gold