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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @eduardoabarca6021
    @eduardoabarca6021 4 года назад +4719

    The spike in fan interest makes sense, you can't tell me people wouldn't tune in every night to watch the Mariners bean 17 batters

    • @bP-yr3po
      @bP-yr3po 4 года назад +514

      You're right! It would be crazy! The home crowd wold be absolutely nuts and you wouldn't dare wear an opposing jersey to a mariners game. I'm laughing hysterically typing this.

    • @bejammin2000
      @bejammin2000 4 года назад +319

      I'm sure in this Fumble Dimension, you'd have fans wearing shirts or signs that said: I'm just here for the FIGHT!

    • @jaybradbury597
      @jaybradbury597 4 года назад +194

      in this season charging the mound has become hockey fights everyone is tuned in

    • @Abbaschand
      @Abbaschand 4 года назад +63

      Poor Dave, have to announce all those beans.

    • @JarrekAsF
      @JarrekAsF 4 года назад +56

      It’s literally the plan the gm in futurama had

  • @jordanfry5138
    @jordanfry5138 4 года назад +2339

    Something about "We have a player development update: The players are not developing" absolutely killed me.

    • @psymar
      @psymar 2 года назад +22

      as a Cubs fan, it hit home

  • @davispo7550
    @davispo7550 4 года назад +2526

    So basically, "Jon and Kofie's plan to redeem the Mariners is ruined by one fan's inability to remember anything past the first letter of the alphabet"

    • @Torgonius
      @Torgonius 4 года назад +143

      That really ruined it for me. I stopped watching about half way in. I came back and watched the end. I know the guys really tried to make the best of this one, but I can honestly say it's their first production I didn't really enjoy. It would have been better if they didn't let 1 bored person ruin it.

    • @jadegrace1312
      @jadegrace1312 4 года назад +52

      @@nathanielremaly7369 You don't have to be smart to realize that the video would obviously be ruined by that.

    • @anonymousperson3023
      @anonymousperson3023 4 года назад +57

      @@nathanielremaly7369 idc if it is the fumble dimension or not. I just want entertainment. Not watching 3000 people be beaned with a ball.

    • @roodboy606
      @roodboy606 4 года назад +1

      I forget what I did. I may have contributed though.

    • @satagaming9144
      @satagaming9144 4 года назад +58

      Honestly, what did tjey expect? Every time something is put up to a poll or form or whatever on the internet, it goes poorly. Ask mountain dew, mcdonalds, or any of the others who made that mistake. And even if they limited it, people would have found a way. Never underestimate the power of a basement-dweller with too much free time.

  • @louied5721
    @louied5721 4 года назад +1784

    “I really do love the idea of conferring with your manager and then immediately throwing at a batter.” I died laughing

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 3 года назад +192

      I have to agree with Jon. "If someone does that to your team, you _have_ to clear the benches. There's no other choice. Someone _has_ to go to the hospital for that."

    • @LoLotov
      @LoLotov 3 года назад +27

      I'm pretty sure Lou Pinella did this once, but I was pretty young when he was still managing...

    • @chunken117
      @chunken117 3 года назад +101

      "Coach, what should I do?"
      "Go for the head."

    • @artstsym
      @artstsym 3 года назад +19

      I’ve been giggling at this nonstop for 20 minutes.

    • @outsideofadream
      @outsideofadream 3 года назад +6

      That manager? Billy Martin.

  • @evanduty6150
    @evanduty6150 4 года назад +4669

    "There is no guarantee a game of baseball will ever end" That's chilling

    • @CancerLicker
      @CancerLicker 4 года назад +200

      It's the Monopoly of sports

    • @stuarttupp3541
      @stuarttupp3541 4 года назад +103

      It's the same with Tennis - just ask John Isner or Nicholas Mahut

    • @bigpoppa1234
      @bigpoppa1234 4 года назад +194

      Cricket used to have "timeless tests". The current version still goes for up to 5 days of 8 hours. The longest game was in 1939 and went for 9 days of play spread over 12 days (1 cancelled for rain, two rest days), and was very close to a result (which either side could have won) but had to be agreed as a draw as England would have missed the boat back home from South Africa, which still required an additional two day train journey before getting on the boat.

    • @grantdowling8550
      @grantdowling8550 4 года назад +21

      How does Bois expect us all to sleep at night now

    • @gabrielgoodell7004
      @gabrielgoodell7004 4 года назад +24

      the vibe of these videos are weird

  • @IceFire9yt
    @IceFire9yt 4 года назад +3455

    Mariners: Constantly throw balls at the batters.
    Team Owner: 👍😀
    Fans: 👍👏👏👍

    • @zbricks5992
      @zbricks5992 4 года назад +224

      they're just out here playing dodgeball

    • @sticky4444
      @sticky4444 4 года назад +144

      The players: 😠😡🤬

    • @ezio_Winchester
      @ezio_Winchester 4 года назад +54

      Must be playing the Astros every game lol

    • @sportspro2.049
      @sportspro2.049 4 года назад +14

      They're probably bloodthirsty

    • @TapdotWater
      @TapdotWater 3 года назад +11

      This feels like a Blaseball post.

  • @KofieWhy
    @KofieWhy 4 года назад +961

    Thank you for your patience and excitement.
    I hope you enjoy the episode!

    • @MichaelDanger19
      @MichaelDanger19 4 года назад +5

      WOOO

    • @ChipCheezey
      @ChipCheezey 4 года назад +9

      The hat recommends good videos man.

    • @ghostofury9755
      @ghostofury9755 4 года назад +5

      omfg it has been so long it feels like without a fumble dimension

    • @oz2957
      @oz2957 4 года назад +2

      This mustve taken so long to input all these decisions

    • @fowdude
      @fowdude 4 года назад +2

      You’re horror movie clip may be my favorite thing ever put out by SB Nation.

  • @the_dpad
    @the_dpad 3 года назад +432

    "Congrats to the Mariners on their FOURTH win of the season."
    > The date is September 11, 2001.
    Of course.

    • @willpitts5223
      @willpitts5223 2 года назад +67

      They won 11-9 on 9/11.

    • @Lightning4395
      @Lightning4395 2 года назад +52

      the luck of winning your 4th game of the season 11-9 on the day of 9-11 is so freaking low that I have no idea if it is even quantifiable in this world

  • @bell.with.one.e
    @bell.with.one.e 4 года назад +1812

    The game literally has a goal that says "don't suck completely"!

    • @monstermayhem4367
      @monstermayhem4367 4 года назад +60

      You can suck, just don't suck that much

    • @Dasyati
      @Dasyati 4 года назад +101

      @@monstermayhem4367 If you fail this goal the owner will be "happy 🙂" and cut your payroll to a piddling $48,000,000

    • @vontosmagicmurderbag2611
      @vontosmagicmurderbag2611 4 года назад +44

      A lofty goal for the Orioles

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 2 года назад +7

      @@Dasyati how can a man survive on just $48,000,000?!?! it's insanity!!!

    • @soupalex
      @soupalex Год назад +2

      ​@@heliveruscalion9124 it's barbaric, is what it is. just goes to show how clueless and out-of-touch with reality that ownership is, that they think a manager can get by on a measly $48M. can you imagine!

  • @evans.4995
    @evans.4995 4 года назад +632

    “The Mariners are not competitors. They’re protagonists.” That line made me cry.

    • @2011SoxMD36
      @2011SoxMD36 3 года назад +18

      I wanted to like your comment... but it has 116 likes as I see it. As a Mariners Fan, I can't bring myself to disrupt it.

    • @ryankohler481
      @ryankohler481 3 года назад +7

      @@2011SoxMD36 lol perfect timing

  • @applesmcg3127
    @applesmcg3127 4 года назад +2091

    *Video starts*
    Kofie: "Numbers. A crucial building block of our civilization"
    Me: "Oh. oh boy."

    • @krakenmetzger
      @krakenmetzger 4 года назад +85

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @kirkprospector4958
      @kirkprospector4958 4 года назад +9

      @@krakenmetzger damn, they have it rough :(

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk 4 года назад +3

      @Definitely not Jeffrey Epstein Together we can stop this!

    • @JCintheBCC
      @JCintheBCC 4 года назад +7

      That opening felt like a middle-schooler BSing their way through a presentation. And yet we all sign up for this, willingly, and this is why we all love Kofie.

  • @TBDF12
    @TBDF12 4 года назад +1019

    The owner is happy because this is the most money he's ever made. Imagine the turnout for the games.

    • @eugenegreen2285
      @eugenegreen2285 4 года назад +203

      Imagine how many beers can be sold in a 90 run game.

    • @Chellz801
      @Chellz801 4 года назад +91

      Everyone’s showing up for all the brawls and bean balls 😂

    • @smilingearth5181
      @smilingearth5181 3 года назад +81

      @@Chellz801 Not gonna lie, I would definitely show up to watch my team bean no fewer than 10 batters a game.

    • @trendel13
      @trendel13 3 года назад +60

      Announcer: This is a perversion of baseball.. I don't know who is worse the owners for starting this or the fans for watching it? Also, at this time we are going to hear a word from our sponsor... Bush's Baked Beans...

    • @noteminemsburneraccount324
      @noteminemsburneraccount324 3 года назад +5

      Yeah but hed also be getting hella fines

  • @cobrallama6236
    @cobrallama6236 4 года назад +792

    3000 hits and you know you're in the Hall of Fame.
    3000 hit by pitches and you know you're in the Fumble Dimension.

  • @nate_storm
    @nate_storm 4 года назад +823

    “Don’t suck completely”
    “Win the World Series in 2 years”

  • @mitchyreid30
    @mitchyreid30 4 года назад +423

    I really love the SBNation Seatle Mariners Cinematic Universe

  • @thelastmanonearth2631
    @thelastmanonearth2631 4 года назад +322

    "You are not here to learn. You're here to destroy."
    It's so wonderful and rare when an artist and their fan base are so perfectly in tune with each other.

  • @SlayerofWyverns
    @SlayerofWyverns 4 года назад +1771

    I wonder how many more games the Mariners would have won if they just threw the ball to Calvin Johnson every time instead.

    • @jaykno374
      @jaykno374 4 года назад +17

      😂

    • @ethanlai1044
      @ethanlai1044 4 года назад +34

      My guess is 3.

    • @DonSMDT
      @DonSMDT 2 года назад

      @@ethanlai1044 An MLB season's longer though so like maybe they get more?

    • @nathanmodell6496
      @nathanmodell6496 2 года назад

      I Look 9jO

    • @afunguy5924
      @afunguy5924 2 года назад +3

      @@DonSMDT mhm…probably 6

  • @mptness4389
    @mptness4389 4 года назад +411

    "One pitcher says, "The tank is on E." That pitcher? Shortstop Carlos Guillen."

    • @rvog6584
      @rvog6584 4 года назад +12

      cmon man! its a farther throw 2 1st base from the left side of infield than mound 2 plate! :-)

    • @thedeadcellist
      @thedeadcellist 2 года назад +7

      A fun detail is that the shortstop had over 11 innings of work on the mound before Memorial Day

  • @CapnBooker
    @CapnBooker 4 года назад +746

    Kinda feels like we need a whole video about the 1899 Cleveland Spiders.

    • @quanjano382
      @quanjano382 3 года назад +61

      foolish baseball has a great video on that team that i think most sb nation viewers would like

    • @DAFIZZIF
      @DAFIZZIF 3 года назад +29

      @@quanjano382 The Bois energy is strong with Foolish Baseball.

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting 2 года назад +13

      @Fries that’s not particularly true, though. If there was an event that rendered a stadium completely unusable, let’s say the Great American Ballpark gets infested with SUPERWEEVILS and the reds have to play in other stadiums, and the MLB refuses to let them play all their “road games” as “home games”, and the reds are absolutely ABYSMAL, it is very much possible, just ridiculously unlikely.

    • @DonSMDT
      @DonSMDT 2 месяца назад +3

      Frankly I'd love to see somehow a fumble dimension where the 1899 Cleveland Spiders are placed in the modern MLB

  • @FormulaMeme
    @FormulaMeme 4 года назад +882

    On the last day, the Oakland Athletics beat the Mariners 22-0. The Seattle Seahawks then went on to beat the Oakland Raiders 222-0.

  • @jonah3936
    @jonah3936 3 года назад +38

    the “don’t suck completely” in the owner feedback is always such whiplash, it really puts me on edge

  • @MrLee-zp3zf
    @MrLee-zp3zf 4 года назад +861

    "The Mariners got their 4th win of the season."
    **looks at date**
    Me: ...oh

    • @lsapg09
      @lsapg09 4 года назад +26

      I knew I wasnt the only one to see that lol

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 4 года назад +47

      Looks at score
      oh NO

    • @matthewmiller7207
      @matthewmiller7207 4 года назад +32

      Not only the date, but the score too. NOW THAT'S FREAKY! O_O

    • @nate_storm
      @nate_storm 4 года назад +8

      yikes...

    • @julianfarr5190
      @julianfarr5190 4 года назад

      Look at their subscriber count as of June 28 😳

  • @thegreatskinkpriest8104
    @thegreatskinkpriest8104 4 года назад +501

    If you combine their last names is literally “yeah bois”

    • @bezllama3325
      @bezllama3325 3 года назад +9

      Oh that's how you pronounce kofies last name?

    • @GoldenNetwork-_-
      @GoldenNetwork-_- 3 года назад +27

      @@bezllama3325 yeah bois

  • @bradyvirtue4498
    @bradyvirtue4498 4 года назад +870

    I can’t be the only one who did a huge double take when the mariners 4th win was on 9/11/2001

    • @seanyourhero1765
      @seanyourhero1765 4 года назад +2

      Why does that matter lol

    • @CAaustinwer
      @CAaustinwer 4 года назад +339

      Their win was by far the most important thing to happen on that date

    • @JannikHaueisen
      @JannikHaueisen 4 года назад +8

      damn they missed my birth by one day

    • @mikefarino4368
      @mikefarino4368 4 года назад +230

      The score was also 9-11......

    • @Booster37
      @Booster37 4 года назад +42

      @@seanyourhero1765 Because all of sports was canceled that day.

  • @ibrahimbashir6780
    @ibrahimbashir6780 4 года назад +70

    "In real life, the Mariners would be appearing in front of a judge for this" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickwillisjr.5887
    @nickwillisjr.5887 4 года назад +347

    How could we let down Jon and Kofie like this, guys? We need to make them proud next time.

    • @mattschultz8096
      @mattschultz8096 4 года назад +8

      How did people vote on what happened

    • @snuffmeister6720
      @snuffmeister6720 4 года назад +16

      theyre not mad, just disappointed

    • @crazyli
      @crazyli 4 года назад +19

      Listen... if the fans made GOOD decisions, this wouldn't really have made a good Fumble Dimension episode. This basically went exactly the way it should have.

    • @veezythebot6195
      @veezythebot6195 4 года назад +3

      @@crazyli idk what you talking about. I would happily watch a video where those 2 are completely suprised by how good of a community we are

  • @blackandblutoo
    @blackandblutoo 4 года назад +98

    The Mariners essentially became the New New York Mets from Futurama with Leela bean balling ever single batter.
    Nice

    • @pja36
      @pja36 3 года назад +9

      Bean! Bean! Bean!

  • @juanjaramillo96
    @juanjaramillo96 4 года назад +507

    When the world need him most Jon Bois...

    • @Donald38
      @Donald38 4 года назад +77

      Fumbled us into a dimension

    • @scarface1367
      @scarface1367 4 года назад +16

      Now that is pretty good

    • @AlanGohel
      @AlanGohel 4 года назад +17

      Put out like 7 videos in 3 months

    • @nthos5660
      @nthos5660 4 года назад +18

      Got engaged

    • @ilikegus7274
      @ilikegus7274 4 года назад +15

      Jon Bois is amazing, but this is 98% a Kofie video. Great vid though

  • @willypatrick8123
    @willypatrick8123 3 года назад +26

    Saying "...if there's anyone who could turn this curse around, it's definitely Jon and myself, right?" while wearing a sweater saying "humility" is a very nice touch.

  • @tylerhuntdesign
    @tylerhuntdesign 4 года назад +381

    "On the next episode of the Fumble Dimension, we simulate the aging process of watching the Mets for 1000 years on 1 man for 10 minutes. It does not go well."

    • @RetepAdam
      @RetepAdam 4 года назад +27

      How much does he owe Bobby Bonilla by the end of it?

    • @tylerhuntdesign
      @tylerhuntdesign 4 года назад +8

      RetepAdam Hard to say because I don't think the Mets will be done paying that contract off 1000 years from now 🤣

    • @scottdrone-silvers5179
      @scottdrone-silvers5179 4 года назад +2

      Wait. Isn’t that the same visual effect used in Raiders of the Lost Ark when the Germans see the Ark revealed?

  • @FoxMacLeod2501
    @FoxMacLeod2501 2 года назад +49

    "It isn't just that we hit forty-seven batters in one game, ..."
    I almost spat out my drink on that one.

  • @alexwilson7815
    @alexwilson7815 4 года назад +379

    2-98 expectation: reach the playoffs

    • @mbrooks415
      @mbrooks415 4 года назад +31

      It would only take four plane crashes.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 3 года назад +2

      @@mbrooks415 "........it happens every spring."

  • @Jasa12265
    @Jasa12265 4 года назад +58

    It's not about winning, it's about sending a message

  • @Trevor_Leach
    @Trevor_Leach 4 года назад +106

    It’s crazy how accurately this game depicted mariners fans. A season with 4 wins and they became more interested in the team. Almost like “hey when’s that next win gonna come??”

  • @Larryboy2701
    @Larryboy2701 2 года назад +152

    44:31 “I hope you guys are ready. It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for.”
    *checks date*
    KOFIE NO

    • @pokepwned
      @pokepwned 2 года назад +6

      I’m gonna hope that wasn’t intentional lol

    • @PassiveDestroyer
      @PassiveDestroyer Год назад +6

      Oh no! I forgot this was the 2001 Mariners! Play the outro song again!

  • @dannycasserly697
    @dannycasserly697 4 года назад +263

    me: oh nice 2001 mariners sim
    *sees whats about to happen*
    oh dear god no

  • @alizah8042
    @alizah8042 4 года назад +78

    This is hilarious, cinematic -- can we please give it up for Kofie here?! The man went All Out despite his suffering and I respect that

    • @ernestolombardo5811
      @ernestolombardo5811 3 года назад +1

      The man went all in with no safety net, like a fanatic would do.
      And that’s how I know he can be beaten. Because he’s a fanatic. And the fanatic is always concealing a secret doubt.
      (before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, it's a quote from the Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy movie, referring to the ruthless head of the KGB)

  • @adamnshame95
    @adamnshame95 4 года назад +127

    53:54 Hold up, one of the wins of the 2001 Seattle Mariners came on September 11th?? By a score of 11-9?????

    • @NateCooper111
      @NateCooper111 3 года назад +17

      At least they weren't the Seattle Pilots

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian 2 года назад +2

      Now I'm curious and want a video about what happened in all the sports games during the real 9/11. Did any leagues insist the show must go on? The only thing similar I know is a guy did a perfect session at a local bowling alley and got his picture (and the date) put up on the wall for it. The local paper tracked him down later and he explained that he knew the towers had been destroyed, he decided to cope with it by going bowling.

    • @Larryboy2701
      @Larryboy2701 2 года назад

      @@NateCooper111 Or the New York Jets

  • @XturbiskiX
    @XturbiskiX 4 года назад +120

    “I hated this so much I made a horror short in the middle of the video” Kofie....probably

  • @eddixon2015
    @eddixon2015 4 года назад +128

    Under current scheduling structures, the teams that have finished with the best regular season records ever have all failed to win championships in the Big 4.
    2007 Patriots: Lost Super Bowl
    2001 Mariners: Lost ALCS
    2016 Warriors: Lost NBA Finals
    1996 Red Wings: Lost WCFs

    • @nohbuddy1
      @nohbuddy1 4 года назад +17

      Crazy right? At least when the Bulls had the record they won

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk 4 года назад +1

      @Noh Buddy Yeah but for 20 years the sports gods probably wanted order to be restored on this list and cursed the Warriors when they were one win away up 3-1

    • @eddixon2015
      @eddixon2015 4 года назад

      I am Atî
      Ouch lol, thanks for saying that the nice parts haha. I’m from the States though, where you from?

    • @eddixon2015
      @eddixon2015 4 года назад

      I am Atî no worries about the long reply, I’m not doing anything. I mean part of Istanbul is in Europe so there’s that.
      Yeah I think you’re right, I wish people could respect all sports, because every sport has the ability to give us amazing moments, both by watching it and playing it, but slowly but surely we’re getting there!

    • @a13x_chang
      @a13x_chang 4 года назад +1

      Isn’t 2019 Tampa bay lightning worse than 1996 red wings? Makes it more embarrassing cause they were swept by the wild card team

  • @hand_and_justin_entertainment
    @hand_and_justin_entertainment Год назад +4

    The guy who spammed 'A' probably is the great grandson of the arsonist who kick started the Mariners franchise.

  • @johnbasedow8973
    @johnbasedow8973 4 года назад +276

    the pic of "old about to retire jay buhner" was from the 94 season when he was in his 20s {: haha he just look 50 cause his eroding hair

  • @evansingleton6048
    @evansingleton6048 4 года назад +12

    Visiting the mound and then immediately hitting the next at bat several times in a game tickles me to my core.

  • @rjskillz92
    @rjskillz92 4 года назад +222

    45:34 "Congrats to the Mariners on their fourth win of the season"
    * Sees date *
    oh no...

    • @mahmouds3126
      @mahmouds3126 4 года назад +3

      The SCORE also 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Anita_sensei
      @Anita_sensei 3 года назад +2

      So, both sides of the country were facing a tragedy

  • @justinblechinger6723
    @justinblechinger6723 4 года назад +29

    If I was in the Seattle area during that time I'd definitely buy tickets. Watching batters getting pegged by a baseball is pretty funny. Watching a full inning of betters getting beamed would be hilarious.

  • @izzex9
    @izzex9 4 года назад +106

    Congrats on getting engaged Jon!

  • @addyvisorno165
    @addyvisorno165 4 года назад +83

    "What's next, the Cleveland Browns?"
    Please, the pain makes me feel something

  • @vsl9602
    @vsl9602 4 года назад +477

    People with a Mariners hat not sleeping well tonight

    • @gavinpower2020
      @gavinpower2020 4 года назад +12

      they haven't been

    • @NonononJacuzzirayProductions
      @NonononJacuzzirayProductions 4 года назад +3

      you think i sleep bro?

    • @Myriadys
      @Myriadys 4 года назад +4

      I bought a Mariners hat specifically because of the Dorktown series. I'm wearing it to bed tonight.

    • @hackbug77
      @hackbug77 4 года назад +3

      We're mariners fans. Thats just how it always is.

    • @HateTaxesWASt
      @HateTaxesWASt 4 года назад +5

      Mariners fans don't sleep. We haven't slept since the 2001 Playoffs.

  • @kpk33x
    @kpk33x 4 года назад +99

    The sad thing is after 21 games the Mariners would still be up a game up on the 88 Orioles

  • @dylanf3108
    @dylanf3108 4 года назад +230

    The owners email made me laugh hysterically.

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk 4 года назад +22

      @Rexy 1776 That and Keith Foulke little league incident.
      I’m hoping somebody watching this video who actually knows Keith Foulke shows him that part! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy1335 4 года назад +74

    As a Cubs fan, having to experience my entire life until 2016 rooting for them, I really feel the message here. Sure, we got a win eventually, but that just makes me feel for all the teams that haven’t yet. I feel for all these teams that have been punchlines, that when they do win, I will be celebrating along with them.

    • @smilingearth5181
      @smilingearth5181 3 года назад +7

      And the Mariners are now the only MLB team that's never even MADE IT TO the World series.

  • @jakeleibowitz165
    @jakeleibowitz165 4 года назад +153

    Low-key episode 7 of the history of the Seattle Mariners

  • @acaldwell64
    @acaldwell64 3 года назад +116

    Kofie literally ALWAYS looks and sounds completely and utterly baked. Lmao

  • @FormulaMeme
    @FormulaMeme 4 года назад +136

    At 3:44, you see the cameo of Jonny (Dog) Nelson, time traveller from 222-0.

    • @thelocksmith728
      @thelocksmith728 4 года назад +11

      Pretty good

    • @julianbell9161
      @julianbell9161 4 года назад +1

      My favorite sports writer / one time college football player!

    • @FormulaMeme
      @FormulaMeme 4 года назад

      @@julianbell9161 sports writers are useless

  • @Magic_beans_
    @Magic_beans_ 4 года назад +46

    1:23 - Thank you Kofie for reminding me that there are grown-ass adults out there who weren’t even born when I graduated from high school.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 3 года назад +1

      I remember the M's first season....so....

    • @sleepful1917
      @sleepful1917 3 года назад +2

      I'm 22 years old and couldn't even speak during the 2001 season. i have no memory of 9/11 whatsoever

  • @Dpmt
    @Dpmt 4 года назад +64

    45:34 So few wins and they managed to win the game on 9/11!?
    Arguably the postponement of the season after 9/11 was a factor in the Mariners not winning the World Series.

    • @tinypoolmodelshipyard
      @tinypoolmodelshipyard 4 года назад +2

      Facts

    • @simpleanswer8954
      @simpleanswer8954 4 года назад +5

      They weren't ready for the playoffs at all. I have never forgotten Bret Boone literally crying, saying to the media "You don't know what it's like to hit against these guys". I was thinking "You just hit 139 RBIs, grow a sack'. They beat themselves. The Mariners that year had no clutch ability at all.

    • @jonathanyap1773
      @jonathanyap1773 4 года назад +2

      9/11 was the 9/11 of the 2001 mariners

  • @hankgriffin7532
    @hankgriffin7532 4 года назад +225

    from a browns fan: please make a fumble dimension on the 1-31 browns

    • @seanclarke2704
      @seanclarke2704 3 года назад +9

      Jon Bois made a pretty good about them a few years back

    • @serraramayfield9230
      @serraramayfield9230 3 года назад

      @@seanclarke2704 Which one was that?

    • @seanclarke2704
      @seanclarke2704 3 года назад +3

      Browns live in hell chart party

    • @Luigi55555
      @Luigi55555 3 года назад +1

      That would be good but there isn’t a good game to do an experiment with them in sadly

    • @sawyernorthrop4078
      @sawyernorthrop4078 2 года назад

      Would probably be too similar to the 0-16 Lions video. The browns can't even lose the best

  • @jamesmay7953
    @jamesmay7953 4 года назад +76

    a team with 110 win talent only winning 4 games is peak fumble dimension

  • @TheJeffMan01
    @TheJeffMan01 4 года назад +55

    My favorite line in the whole video: “Player development update! The players are not updating... in fact, they are getting worse” 29:18

    • @Plumjet09
      @Plumjet09 10 месяцев назад

      I read this quote in Cave Johnson’s voice

  • @Pootisbird01
    @Pootisbird01 4 года назад +77

    As a Lions fan, I find it hilarious that my team was able to go 0-16 with one of the best receivers of all time, Calvin Johnson on the team.

    • @logan_page
      @logan_page 4 года назад +4

      But it's gonna be different next season!

    • @rvog6584
      @rvog6584 4 года назад

      obligatory ...
      ruclips.net/video/4Yq2Rwtcm9M/видео.html

  • @jrbship
    @jrbship 4 года назад +47

    I wasn’t expecting a horror film in the middle, but that’s what you get when you enter...The Fumble Dimension

  • @ipwinston
    @ipwinston 4 года назад +305

    Can we get a special where it's just the Astros getting hit 3,000 times?

    • @bP-yr3po
      @bP-yr3po 4 года назад +17

      FTW!! You might know what pitch is coming, but you don't know where!!!

    • @ClayterBob
      @ClayterBob 4 года назад

      Yankees

    • @jpumbaa1
      @jpumbaa1 4 года назад +8

      Wait a month.

    • @darkarima
      @darkarima 4 года назад +12

      "Oh, I'm sorry. I mistook you for a trash can."

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 4 года назад +32

    So let me get this straight.
    In the Fumble Dimension, calling one play over and over again for an entire season leads to 3-13.
    *Letting randos call a bunch of plays all across the board leads to 2-72.*
    That's it. I'm getting this game and pressing one button for 24 hours. World Series here I come!

  • @Hummabubba
    @Hummabubba 4 года назад +133

    Honestly better than 90% of modern horror movies.

  • @flyohioaviation1198
    @flyohioaviation1198 4 года назад +79

    7:44 "it may as well allow you to turn around and chuck the ball into the upper deck"
    *Trevor Bauering intensifies*

  • @DshawD
    @DshawD 4 года назад +279

    Well now they've gotta play Football Manager because I NEED to see how they struggle with soccer

    • @rvog6584
      @rvog6584 4 года назад +2

      /wot is record 4 own gols in a season?

    • @lucaspereiramartins1485
      @lucaspereiramartins1485 4 года назад +4

      @@rvog6584 I see World Cup Finals that have this record trough all the tournament. Too dificult to do that, but some kind a sabotage might be on the cards.

    • @bdbailey
      @bdbailey 3 года назад +12

      Well guess what

    • @laoganmafootballclub6632
      @laoganmafootballclub6632 3 года назад

      lucky you! I hope they do it again

  • @TheMastadon1
    @TheMastadon1 2 года назад +7

    This is the hardest I have laughed in a long time. Thank you for that fumble dimension and everyone that chose what the pitchers do.

    • @smoceany9478
      @smoceany9478 2 года назад +2

      and a big thank you to the guy who made them hit like 100 batters in a row

  • @racg174
    @racg174 4 года назад +134

    i thought i might be able to find my part in this madness but i realise 1 minute in that would be impossible

    • @bP-yr3po
      @bP-yr3po 4 года назад +2

      Ive read your comment. You are one of us now. Sleep easy Master Groombridge.

  • @georgewashington5753
    @georgewashington5753 4 года назад +285

    *This is just a terrible score, The*

  • @Marcus_Aurelius42
    @Marcus_Aurelius42 4 года назад +357

    This gave me an irrational hatred of the people on the internet who requested these things

    • @codyhybiak8087
      @codyhybiak8087 4 года назад +14

      Nice to meet you

    • @APCDraw
      @APCDraw 4 года назад +11

      you underestimate our power

    • @swissboy362
      @swissboy362 4 года назад +25

      see thats not irrational means. its quite rational

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 4 года назад +62

      Seriously, this and choosing Jon's shitty play in the Lions one have kinda ruined these videos. I want to see something actually interesting, not a bunch of randos trying to be clever

    • @VictoriatheWolfGirl
      @VictoriatheWolfGirl 4 года назад +11

      @@SuperNuclearUnicorn You do know it's called the Fumble Dimension right? The results aren't supposed to be good

  • @dappercuttlefish9557
    @dappercuttlefish9557 4 года назад +34

    "conferring with your manager and then immediately throwing at a batter" has really big Blaseball energy.
    Also, this is exactly what I'd expect from what is basically Twitch Plays Baseball.

    • @dappercuttlefish9557
      @dappercuttlefish9557 4 года назад +2

      Now I want to know what this would look like without bean ball as an option.

  • @Tall4LifeX
    @Tall4LifeX 4 года назад +95

    tonight, we are all mariners

  • @markkajc
    @markkajc 4 года назад +8

    As a soccer fan watching this i find it absolutely astounding that MLB players play over 100 games a season. How do the players stay fit for this many games and who has time to watch that much baseball!!! Its crazY!

    • @Narokkurai
      @Narokkurai 4 года назад +9

      It's simple, most of your time as a baseball player is spent either sitting in a dugout or standing in a field waiting for something to happen. It's one of the only sports where a player could realistically eat a hot dog or a slice of pizza while still being an active team member on the field. In fact, during particularly slow games some outfielders have been known to hang out by the stands and do exactly that.

  • @markangelolutan2951
    @markangelolutan2951 4 года назад +49

    Last time, the voters chose Jon Bois' strategy for the Detroit Lions and it led to destruction. No surprise it happens to the Seattle Mariners.

    • @NaruTheBlackSwan
      @NaruTheBlackSwan 4 года назад +16

      Jon's strategy of yeeting it up to CJ every play was more effective than the actual Detroit Lions, so that's not a failure.

    • @thepassingstatic6268
      @thepassingstatic6268 4 года назад +2

      @@NaruTheBlackSwan touche.exe

  • @daltagnan230
    @daltagnan230 3 года назад +8

    As a lifelong Charlotte Hornets fan who has lived in Washington State his entire life, I feel Kofie's sentiment about being an out of state Bengals fans. My fandom stems from Muggsy Bogues being a short player like me rather than gifted merch, but I feel it. Also, being a Hornets fan in the 90s (when I was like 8 years old) while my dad was a Bulls fan was particularly painful lol
    I'm also a lifelong Mariners fan, so pain is the norm.

  • @t.o.6953
    @t.o.6953 4 года назад +87

    I appreciate it Mr. Mariners Hat

  • @mrbismarck
    @mrbismarck 4 года назад +44

    "This would have been a bigger deal if we were contending for something."
    Oh, you're contending for _something._

    • @Anno023
      @Anno023 4 года назад +2

      TANK BOWL

  • @doneyunrings
    @doneyunrings 4 года назад +75

    Damn I really want some Padres talk from SB Nation now lmao. They’ve just felt weirdly irrelevant since Trevor Hoffman’s time, but not as irrelevant that it makes them relevant, like the Tigers, Orioles, etc.

    • @jacobunruh9045
      @jacobunruh9045 4 года назад

      I always forget that they exist

    • @brody10123
      @brody10123 4 года назад +5

      The padres have a 13 year playoff drought that’s still not as long as the Mariners or Marlins. They don’t suck enough, they should suck more.

    • @strudelalec
      @strudelalec 4 года назад +2

      The Padres are actually the sister team to the Mariners. So many comparisons can be made between the two: decades of futility, wasting hall of fame right fielders, geographically isolated. Hell, they're even considered "geographical rivals" for interleague play because there was nobody else left. It's called the Vedder cup after Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder and it's a big joke between the two fanbases. The Padres are straight up the NL Mariners.

  • @michaell874
    @michaell874 2 года назад +6

    I did something similar many years ago when I exclusively ran Emmitt Smith on every play. The result actually broke the game when his rushing totals on the season hit 10,000 yards.

  • @Thund3rRaZor
    @Thund3rRaZor 4 года назад +36

    30:14 the angels just decided to change their logos and brand halfway thru the series and season

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 4 года назад +8

    That "...willingly" really hit me hard, for I'm an Arizona Cardinals fan (from Austria).

  • @Spoocecow
    @Spoocecow 4 года назад +17

    Legitimately laughed out loud just at seeing the title and runtime. I love you guys.

  • @ShiningDarknes
    @ShiningDarknes 4 года назад +74

    2001 goal: Reach the play-offs
    2003 goal: Reach the world series
    ...the game does realize you picked the Mariners right? How is "reach world series" even an option?

  • @baseballinn
    @baseballinn 4 года назад +13

    18:15 So many things weird about this HR celebration, first the player's head is perfectly on the catcher's shoulders making it look like he's somehow looking back at you & the way they animated the unison group stare then jump then stare blankly was gold added to the fact that homeboy just jumps on his own while the bros stare intently on

  • @derekwalker87
    @derekwalker87 4 года назад +12

    "We have a player development update: The players are not developing."
    Outstanding. Kofie and Jon knock it out of the park again, this time in literal fashion.

  • @conoiyer3651
    @conoiyer3651 4 года назад +104

    In today’s episode kofie goes to hell

  • @ShakeItLittleTina
    @ShakeItLittleTina 4 года назад +9

    Man I love Kofie, thank you so much for doing all of this. You’re hilarious and amazing at this field, I’m so glad to have you on this channel

  • @TheGreatPurpleFerret
    @TheGreatPurpleFerret 4 года назад +41

    Ugh that mid season review just gave me the shivers. I can just imagine the sort of disinterested sociopath would write that email.

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 4 года назад +15

      As a simulation of human psychology, the game falls markedly short. But as a simulation of what extreme wealth and disinterest will do to your soul, the behavior of the owner is a home run.

  • @crazyli
    @crazyli 4 года назад +76

    This started to feel like an AVGN episode at some point... or at least the ones where he gets really wrapped up in his love for cinematography and has his episodes break into some sorta weird storyline intermission halfway through where he fights against some force xP

  • @brotherhoodofthefist69420
    @brotherhoodofthefist69420 4 года назад +43

    The perfect team to face the Astros in 2020

  • @ChristianH3742
    @ChristianH3742 2 года назад +10

    I paused at 33:11 and Kofie's face is the definition of "damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing"

  • @b000000gs
    @b000000gs 4 года назад +26

    45:36 mariners won 11-9 on 9/11/2001

  • @ryanscott4038
    @ryanscott4038 4 года назад +14

    16:30 that is the face of a man who has seen Hell and has come out the other side only to realize he has to do it 161 more times

  • @nikevisor54
    @nikevisor54 4 года назад +8

    Immediately clicked on this before realizing it's an hour long Fumble Dimension extravaganza... I will return later this evening

  • @itssupermandoe2434
    @itssupermandoe2434 4 года назад +19

    I feel bad for kofie having to sit through a whole mlb season not even just a video game one

  • @andreszalowitz7764
    @andreszalowitz7764 4 года назад +42

    Oh thank god, Jon and friends have blessed me with content once more.

  • @TheBrettN
    @TheBrettN 4 года назад +9

    The Kofie Hat Chase skit is probably one of the greatest pieces of film I’ve seen in a while.

  • @bluesfan5527
    @bluesfan5527 4 года назад +49

    this is both the most and least fumbliest of all of the fumble dimensions

  • @hockeycrafter6086
    @hockeycrafter6086 3 года назад +9

    “I like the idea of confirming with your manager and then immediately hitting a batter”