Julius Reiner I don’t know if anybody really wants to animate a golf game, they are just told “I have a golf game, it’s time for you to animate it” and they just sigh and say “fine”
Developer 1: "So what if the ball hits an animal?" Developer 2: "Well it should be realistic, so lets have it fall over." D1: "And the ball should bounce off" D2: "No. That would be dumb."
I didn't come to a golf video expecting hot takes on how tomato paste is inefficently sold in oversized cans, but my eyes have never been more awake until this moment.
Unpopular opinion time: I worked in an Italian restaurant for years and I liked the cans because they were easy to use and easy to clear out when you were making a batch of sauce that called for 4 gallons of tomato paste.
Kofie when Jon is hitting: detailed ananysis of his shot and the obstacles in the course Jon when Kofie is hitting: Tomato paste should always be sold in reclosable containers EDIT: I clearly was not ready for what happens at 45:51
37:36 - "It's scary how we don't really know what's in the ocean" It's just layers upon layers of Jon's Golf Balls. Possibly also the cause of rapidly rising sea levels.
I imagine Jon like Dr. Who in heaven sent. He will play Tha same golf course again and again till eternity while the oceans slowly fill up with golfballs
Yeah if we get the volume of a golf ball multiplied by around 15000 years of trying to get up that little canyon I think we can get enough of them to raise the sea level
@@JuanSanchez1 i did. Its very involved but pretty decent. Admittedly i probably should have salted it WAY more because it makes a LOT but its still really good
32:20 "the horse comes courtesy of an anonymous viewer who says 'I like horse' and the grass comes from God who says... nothing" I legitimately split my lip laughing so hard at this
17:14 Michael Bluth: "Your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know: Arrested Development" Narrator: "Hey, that's the name of the show!"
9:00 fun fact, this is a common thing in Wii Sports golf speed runs, if they’re just outside the green they’ll get a driver and smack it at the flag and hope for the best
So takeaways from this video: the tyranny of the masses truly is sadistic, Jon is a chicken soup connoisseur, and that last hole should've been named The Stairway to Hell.
16:16 'where did the ball go?' me, screaming at screen: IT WENT TO FUMBLE DIMENSION god bless you both for accomplishing that joke, i can sleep easy tonight
also a part of this left out often is that some local inuit folks tried to give them food and supplies and shelter but these dipshits willingly died to insanity and starvation instead of accept their help
“He’s going to slowly but surely put it in- wooowhoawhoaayyayywhoa” at 20:55 put me on stitches for the rest of the vid. By far my favorite fumble dimension
Jay Jay dat Jetplane here’s an idea for MLB fumble dimension: all the pitchers have 0 control, all the fielders have 0 fielding and all the hitters have zero power. It’d essentially be a league of swinging bunts, wild pitches, and lots of errors
Does anybody else just occasionally rewatch this masterpiece of a video like every 6 months or so? If for nothing else than an amazing chicken soup recipe or maybe even the perfect chemistry between these two beautiful, funny men. As always, thank you Secret Base for making videos that we simply could not get from anywhere else.
17:25 “An anonymous viewer has requested quote ‘buildings’ the only explanation given is ‘i don’t know lol’ this of course is how the city of Houston was built” as someone who’s visited Houston and said multiple times “why would they put that there who designed this ridiculous city” as an on going joke with my family I approve this message 😂😂😂
The chemistry between you two is the #1 reason I keep coming back to this. Y'all could host a show about assembling IKEA furniture, or proper restaurant etiquette, and I would eat it all up. also look at y'all coming up with your OWN version of Golfing Over It at the end, wow xD
"When I made the impact crater there was water at the bottom of it." Clearly they hit an aquifer. Should have more carefully read the site information before embarking. Rookie mistake.
Okay Jon, I'm seven minutes in, and I have to understand what exactly has canned tomato paste done to you to want to rebuild society from scratch. And also, I am doing a uni module on alternative societies and planning, so for research's sake, can you delve more into this? I realize I'm asking this in a video about a golf game.
Only stumbled (? fumbled ?) upon your videos a few days ago, and it's been hard to stop watching... !! I really appreciate your research (stories like this), dedication (We Killed videos), and statistical analysis (Fumble Nation, or whatever all these little things are called, haha). This stuff is fantastic! Thank you so much, for your and your cohorts' hard work, and to SB Nation to give you the chance to make these videos! Bravo! Hear, hear! Jolly good, what? Three Cheers and Hip-Hip! Keep 'em coming, tally-ho, and: Yo! Go! Bro!
As the he or she that animated the animal "knockouts" I can say, it does, sometimes, come up at parties...
are you actually the guy who animated it?
@@miiiiikke yeah
Well some of he animals anyway
Joshua Patriquin that is really cool
I just Googled your name and you weren't lying. Upvote this man immediately!
Jon's actually really good at this game, I've never seen such a high golf score
He scored more than that one college football team in the 222-0: Pretty Good episode, he's a god at golf
Whats the name of this game?
@@alphaomega8373 Kony 2012
@@alphaomega8373 The Golf Club 2019. It's mentioned at the beginning of the video
@@ibefullofme Thank you sir!
“Hey do you want to help code this golf game?”
“Sure!”
“Now animate a variety of dying animals.”
“...”
Julius Reiner I don’t know if anybody really wants to animate a golf game, they are just told “I have a golf game, it’s time for you to animate it” and they just sigh and say “fine”
“Cow’s dead”
1000th like
Wow by far most liked comment
Ho. I'm from the near future. Anyway, if you look through the comments for the video, that person actually showed up and said hi.
Developer 1: "So what if the ball hits an animal?"
Developer 2: "Well it should be realistic, so lets have it fall over."
D1: "And the ball should bounce off"
D2: "No. That would be dumb."
Developer 2 was Bob Gibson
@@rockaway0beach a Bob.
now i get nostalgic memories to the Bob Emergency series
To be fair, the animals on the normal courses are there as background ambiance and not meant to be *on* the course.
Curt Schilling could've programmed this
Horse is dead.
I didn't come to a golf video expecting hot takes on how tomato paste is inefficently sold in oversized cans, but my eyes have never been more awake until this moment.
Unpopular opinion time: I worked in an Italian restaurant for years and I liked the cans because they were easy to use and easy to clear out when you were making a batch of sauce that called for 4 gallons of tomato paste.
They sell 4 oz. Cans of tomato paste, how little are people using
Buy it in tubes. 4oz is way more than I need for most applications
The tubes are definitely the way to go, they keep for over a month
@@xyzpdq1122 And they're normally a higher quality tomato paste like Mutti
Kofie when Jon is hitting: detailed ananysis of his shot and the obstacles in the course
Jon when Kofie is hitting: Tomato paste should always be sold in reclosable containers
EDIT: I clearly was not ready for what happens at 45:51
HeadCanon I wasn’t either
“Cows are dead”
So unready
This is the man who wrote 17776, after all
I mean, he's not wrong.
"This was the most humbling... It was the first humbling moment of the course."
*THE HUMBLE DIMENSION*
There's levels to it, you and I know
When/if they do a wrestling game video, it should be the Rumble Dimension
37:36 - "It's scary how we don't really know what's in the ocean"
It's just layers upon layers of Jon's Golf Balls. Possibly also the cause of rapidly rising sea levels.
I imagine Jon like Dr. Who in heaven sent. He will play Tha same golf course again and again till eternity while the oceans slowly fill up with golfballs
Yeah if we get the volume of a golf ball multiplied by around 15000 years of trying to get up that little canyon I think we can get enough of them to raise the sea level
How is the Ocean a Real Thing? ruclips.net/video/Bg_9BpjvTF4/видео.html
“You will learn nothing”
_Less than nothing. That’s just the way I like it._
nice
Technically not true.
Learned how to make spicy chicken soup.
the Bob Emergency 💜💜💜💜💜
That's it that's the show
Ships and boats are not the same thing....
16:05 "He has a chance at an *extraordinary* quadruple eagle -- horse is dead."
probably my favorite part
5:00 Well, we asked for that many cows because we want to make history. A "beef history" if you will.
Beef history: Jon Vs Golf
Yes!!!!!
beer. no beef lol
You could write a book: A Beef History of Time!! Steven Hawkings is dead so he can't complain.
my guy went there.
Jon: chicken soup is super easy
Also Jon: 29 step chicken soup recipe
But has anyone tried to make it? We need a separate video
@@JuanSanchez1 i did. Its very involved but pretty decent. Admittedly i probably should have salted it WAY more because it makes a LOT but its still really good
Guga Foods side dish vibes.
32:20 "the horse comes courtesy of an anonymous viewer who says 'I like horse' and the grass comes from God who says... nothing" I legitimately split my lip laughing so hard at this
Jon: "I just want to hit it far, I don't care where it goes".
Your 50 water hazards throughout the course definitely reflects that strategy.
Jon Bois: the most hydrated man in golfing history.
Also love Kofie's reaction to everything Jon did through the fumble invitational
...This is not ideal
Hydration nation represent @nmeade
Jon is 1" away - JON WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
17:25 I swear the fact that every joke is delivered like a golf commentator just makes this video so much better.
"He has a shot at an extraordinary quadruple eagle... horse is dead.
lmao what’s the time stamp for this
edit: 16:02
I could not stop laughing at that line!
Yeah, that got me.
Jon: "We have learned nothing, and you will learn nothing."
Oh yeah? Tell that to my spicy chicken noodle soup
Did you remember the lemon juice?
@@mrswb yep one lemon did the trick
I expect speedrun leaderboards to show up for this shortly.
17:14
Michael Bluth: "Your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know: Arrested Development"
Narrator: "Hey, that's the name of the show!"
Lol Jon Bois hitting the hard truths pretty quick. I was thinking that exact thought about tomato paste last night.
Kofie is ON A BOAT!!
you can buy it in tubes (like a toothpaste tube) but it's more expensive.
9:00 fun fact, this is a common thing in Wii Sports golf speed runs, if they’re just outside the green they’ll get a driver and smack it at the flag and hope for the best
I have now learned that there are Wii sports golf speed runs
@@DeosPraetorian there's a whole Summoningsalt video
Congratulations on building a full-size miniature golf course.
pokepress Maximum Golf
Jon sternly telling Kofi not to watch Bagger Vance is still one of my favorite parts of this video.
That movie is so bad, please don't watch it
I love how meticulously Jon aims his shots that go 3 yards.
"Buildings"
"I don't know lol"
"This of course is how the city of Houston was built"
Timestamp please lmaoo
@@zamin6060 17:20
LMFAO
17:30 "This of course is how the city of Houston was built".
can confirm
Well, no one is perfect in building a city.
As a born and raised Houstonian, yeah.
So true
tons of trash cans.
"may i suggest feather touch. You have selected power drive" Jon plays video game golf like Bart Simpson plays Lee Carvallo's putting challenge.
We like Kofie and we don’t care who knows
Kofie just has it, idk why but he can shine next to Jon without being outshone. It’s beautiful and excellent
Dude... keep it down.
Kofi has a good golf voice.
@Elise This is essentially it - a mantra for us all. I like his stuff.
Jon: “Cows are dead”
Spectators: Round of applause
i wish i took a screencap, but i'm like 90% sure i was the one who submitted "buildings" for reason "i dont know lol"
Found the architect responsible for Houston!!!
"A Noah's arc, if you will."
I absolutely lost it.
So takeaways from this video: the tyranny of the masses truly is sadistic, Jon is a chicken soup connoisseur, and that last hole should've been named The Stairway to Hell.
Moderate sized adult humans are invincible compared to large cows, horses and moose
The stairway was the hell though, that green wasn’t too bad lmao
Will H It’s pronounced ‘meece’
@@weirdboo The true hell was the friends we made along the way.
Are you sure we shouldn't call it Highway to Hell?
Jon Bois and Kofie are simultaneously out here living their best and worst life. The Fumble Dimension is a magical place.
16:16 'where did the ball go?'
me, screaming at screen: IT WENT TO FUMBLE DIMENSION
god bless you both for accomplishing that joke, i can sleep easy tonight
The biggest difference between alligators and crocodiles is one will see you later, but the other will see you in a while.
24:24
“Cows are dead.”
[Applause]
Imagine being a guy who is hired to animate a golf game and the guy in charge comes up and tells you he needs death animations for some livestock
That part is like something straight out of the Eric Andre Show.
The Franklin Scott expedition was further complicated by the fact that there was not a Northwest Passage.
There is a Northwest Passage and Franklin was even looking in the right place for it.
Yeah but not one through the continent
also a part of this left out often is that some local inuit folks tried to give them food and supplies and shelter but these dipshits willingly died to insanity and starvation instead of accept their help
@@SuperNova-so2cj Racism is, as always, a helluva drug.
@@zeroone8800 Too bad it was solid ice.
"Crocodiles and Alligators are the exact same thing Jon Boi-ologist
Some will argue they are different species..
@@brokenking5044 Not only are they not the same species, they're not even in the same family.
You can actually tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile by whether you will see it later or after a while
Austin Hansen you're so corny 😂😂
Sterling Archer would like to argue this point with you, Jon.
“He’s going to slowly but surely put it in- wooowhoawhoaayyayywhoa” at 20:55 put me on stitches for the rest of the vid. By far my favorite fumble dimension
"Kofie. _Kofie._ It's dead. Leave it alone. Stop it."
6:00 "1st annual" Does that mean your gonna do this again?!
FUMBLE DIMENSION COURSE *SKINS GAME* , LET'S GO
@@TheZotmeister imported into 2k21 because there's a menu option in 2k21 for importing tgc2019 courses
Turns out 2020 was the fumble dimension.
"He has a chance at an extraordinary quadruple eag- horse is dead."
I can't lmfao 😂😂
I think it would be pretty funny if instead of Jon Bois his name was Jon Butt
"You have to have water if you want to be a champion." -Jon Bois
Beef History: Fumble Dimension vs. Cows
I think he should find a nice person to marry with the last name Butt so he can hyphenate his last name to Butt-Bois
Or Jon Gurls
This comment used to read 'Beef History: Jon Bois vs. water', this version is not better
24 hours in a driving game could be a suitable episode of this.
It'd be like an online Le Mans
That's called Desert Bus
"0 out of 1 Kofies does not recommend this"
So you're saying... I _should_ play it?
While watching "The Legend of Bagger Vance".
Chicken soup recipe starts around 45:50, second part at 48:00, part 3 at 49:28
Thank you
32:20 "The ground comes curtsey of God, who says nothing" so deep
The rest had me chuckling, that had me crying like an insane man.
I'm glad that like myself, Kofie's first thought was "I need to see this Matt Damon golf movie immediately."
let's be honest, Kofie & Jon always make any SB Nation video entertaining
Edit : Even if it's an hour long
Especially if it's an hour long you mean
It was a slow burn of jokes and laughter until I found myself crying
I think I made it as far as "Ko--Kofie. Kofie. What're you doing?! Stop it. Stop it, it's dead. Leave it alone. Stop it" the first time.
Oh hey you’re that dumbass that tried to start fake drama
This one has big monster factory energy without the manic McElroy yelling
An integral part of the monster factory ethos
This video does include a Jon Boy-s.
Jon and Kofi’s new channel: “Mystery Science Theater 3000” style golf commentary on uploaded PGA videos.
Also, for literally *all* of Jon's shots, I had one single question...
_WHY??_
He was _T H I R S T Y !_
“Haha ball go far”
“A couple of ships to watch out for including one that floats”. Unlike regular ships, which just float.
Do an MLB Fumble Dimension just like the basketball one, I want to see how bad a league of 40 overalls is
Jay Jay dat Jetplane here’s an idea for MLB fumble dimension: all the pitchers have 0 control, all the fielders have 0 fielding and all the hitters have zero power. It’d essentially be a league of swinging bunts, wild pitches, and lots of errors
I don’t think they have control of draft classes like they do in 2K
Hey, they did this!
Well, well, well.
Does anybody else just occasionally rewatch this masterpiece of a video like every 6 months or so? If for nothing else than an amazing chicken soup recipe or maybe even the perfect chemistry between these two beautiful, funny men. As always, thank you Secret Base for making videos that we simply could not get from anywhere else.
Best part of this video: Jon's Chicken Soup recipe
I lost it when Kofie just starts tapping the dead cow at 38:38 😂 Great content as always
Hole-ten Caulfield. Something to think about.
“Hole Ten... Hole Ten Caulfield... something to think about.” -Jon Bois
14:38
There it is, that's Fumble Dimension summed up in two lines.
The Corbo Hole
For you maybe I’m having a great time
45:49 saving this for later
“I like craters and sittin’ “
Helipad? More like ... hella sad.
Watching Jon's face realize this missed opportunity for brilliancy is priceless. 25:15
5:24 Truly, Kofie is a man of taste.
For real, Kofie knows what's up. That's a top 5 Mario sports game.
17:25 “An anonymous viewer has requested quote ‘buildings’ the only explanation given is ‘i don’t know lol’ this of course is how the city of Houston was built” as someone who’s visited Houston and said multiple times “why would they put that there who designed this ridiculous city” as an on going joke with my family I approve this message 😂😂😂
23:16 Pat McAfee's in the back yelling "DONG SHOT"
32:19
"The horses come courtesy of an anonymous viewer, who says 'I like horse'. The ground comes courtesy of God, who says nothing."
I was just thinking the same thing about tomato paste when I was making my grocery list a few minutes ago, Jon
16:06 “An extraordinary, quadruple eagleHorse is dead”
Bockerson THANK YOU! I was trying to find the time stamp and couldn’t for the longest time.
Drinking game idea: every time jon hits the ball into the water, take a shot
That's been known to kill
As The Toadies once asked, “Do you want to die?”
I'm not trying to die of alcohol poisoning
ok i will do that
i'm alcoholic, i might pass that challenge
These two have such great chemistry! I wish they would do more videos together!!
The chemistry between you two is the #1 reason I keep coming back to this.
Y'all could host a show about assembling IKEA furniture, or proper restaurant etiquette, and I would eat it all up.
also look at y'all coming up with your OWN version of Golfing Over It at the end, wow xD
As a dad, I don’t have a lot of time. And this was by far the absolute....best use of an hour I could possibly have found.
Tom Ober You could also spend it making chicken soup
A man with fists full of truth
MunchkinCat YT id still need another hour though haha
i'm boosting up every possible engagement metric to ensure we get more content like this
"When I made the impact crater there was water at the bottom of it."
Clearly they hit an aquifer. Should have more carefully read the site information before embarking. Rookie mistake.
@Li0nhunter365 Lol, we need to make sure all meteors know this information
.... that maze idea sounds pretty awesome actually.
You could say it's _Pretty Good_
Its just putt-putt with drivers
24:21
Jon: "Cows are dead"
Audience: **Quiet Applause**
Okay Jon, I'm seven minutes in, and I have to understand what exactly has canned tomato paste done to you to want to rebuild society from scratch. And also, I am doing a uni module on alternative societies and planning, so for research's sake, can you delve more into this?
I realize I'm asking this in a video about a golf game.
I use tomato paste when making chili. I use the entire can.
I feel like this video hearkens back to Game 27, which he described in "17776".
Golf would be great if it was narrated by opposing players and they could rant about tomato paste cans if they wanted.
This is both Heaven and Hell, thank you Lord Jon.
Too chaotic for heaven
Too beautiful for hell
That is Houston
Kofie: "Oof and Jon has knocked out a cow."
Jon: "That cow is dead."
"An hour's a lot of time!" -Jon at 54:20
I was 100% thinking at that part about how there could unintentionally be a diss or compliment in that section somewhere
16:22 Jon's ball gets lost in the fumble dimension and comes out 36Y from the pin.
17:02
Alright, he said the thing. Roll credits.
Only stumbled (? fumbled ?) upon your videos a few days ago, and it's been hard to stop watching... !! I really appreciate your research (stories like this), dedication (We Killed videos), and statistical analysis (Fumble Nation, or whatever all these little things are called, haha). This stuff is fantastic! Thank you so much, for your and your cohorts' hard work, and to SB Nation to give you the chance to make these videos! Bravo! Hear, hear! Jolly good, what? Three Cheers and Hip-Hip! Keep 'em coming, tally-ho, and: Yo! Go! Bro!
One hour long Jon Bois, my day has been made 😍
I like how the start of hole 17 gets interrupted by more chicken soup cooking directions. Adds to the feel of this video, also I’m very hungry.
“The ground comes courtesy of god, who says nothing”
I mean, true.
The dad in me really appreciated that Hole Ten Caulfield quip. Hope water hazards don't give Jon PTSD.
"Safety."
Water: *exists*
Jon: Hello there
39:25 I'm pretty sure that's the patio furniture I added. Pretty cool feeling
Collin Thompson it was pretty good, I'd say
The commentary absolutely sells this. It's beautiful.
This is hell.
“This of course is how the city of Houston was built” lmao
Thomas Quisenberry that one got me lmao
The entire concept of just about everything Jon touches is stupid.
And I absolutely love it.
"Cow's are dead."
*Applause*
Love this game 10/10
Omg yes.. I will never get tired of you two. Never change 😆😆
One hour of Jon Bois. We are truly blessed on this day
These guys must be comedy masters. They had me crying laughing at golf.