Our quest to either fix or ruin soccer, Part 1 | Fumble Dimension

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @WiiiJUMP
    @WiiiJUMP 3 года назад +2569

    As someone who’s put about 5000 hours in Football manager and has seen every Jon Bois video, this pleases me.

    • @iamkind29
      @iamkind29 3 года назад +9

      Same

    • @ontop2324
      @ontop2324 3 года назад +15

      are you the girl in the vid

    • @isaached8778
      @isaached8778 3 года назад +142

      @@ontop2324 Everyone who has ever played more than five hours of Football Manager has played like 1000+ hours of the game. It's actually like heroin when you understand the game.

    • @csanadhorvath
      @csanadhorvath 3 года назад +1

      weird flex but okay

    • @hfsitko1915
      @hfsitko1915 3 года назад +3

      glad I'm not the only one

  • @roshango125ab
    @roshango125ab 3 года назад +1778

    Kofie: "I'll bring on an expect streamer of this game to break down not only soccer formations but the ins and outs of the game and its customization features to create the exact variables that I'm looking for when we test these teams"
    Jon: "So I played rocket league..................."

    • @hewhoamareismyself
      @hewhoamareismyself 3 года назад +246

      Kim isn't even just a streamer, she's a former SB Nation employee and is (going to be because they're still an expansion team at this point) part of the talent scouting department for new NWSL team Angel City.

    • @leetorry
      @leetorry 3 года назад +24

      @@hewhoamareismyself oh damn thats awesome

    • @ihateall3966
      @ihateall3966 3 года назад +55

      @@hewhoamareismyself damn so she’s an expert expert

    • @SNNetwork
      @SNNetwork 2 года назад +5

      @@hewhoamareismyself thats a dude

    • @atlassolid5946
      @atlassolid5946 2 года назад

      @@SNNetwork that cant be right, dudes dont play sports games

  • @dylanphilpott4096
    @dylanphilpott4096 3 года назад +1599

    "We passed the ball 1454 and only took 2 shots."
    Jose Mourinho would like to know your location

  • @SoupRS
    @SoupRS 3 года назад +1787

    FM is light years better than FIFA when it comes to management, way more complicated, in depth, and way more addicting! Excited for part 2 :)

    • @kaspertoftmortensen74
      @kaspertoftmortensen74 3 года назад +42

      If only it didn't look like a 2005 game

    • @imjodanc
      @imjodanc 3 года назад +16

      Didn't knew soup was a secret base fan. Glad about this

    • @Chigz10
      @Chigz10 3 года назад +16

      Well duh FIFA isn't a management game

    • @candoganozkan8100
      @candoganozkan8100 3 года назад +74

      @@kaspertoftmortensen74 I belive many FM players like me prefer having a larger database and all the in-depth stats and lower standard of graphics. Higher standards of graphics with FM’s in-depth, incredibly large database would fry my PC

    • @parthpiyushprasad709
      @parthpiyushprasad709 3 года назад +4

      It looks worse than frickin fifa 07

  • @kingcobra429
    @kingcobra429 3 года назад +616

    5:08 You can see Jon trying to suppress a smile after Kofie retells his soccer story and says "Left Back" because he knows he has to tell the Left Back pun again.

    • @imightbebiased9311
      @imightbebiased9311 3 года назад +19

      And you can see Kofie's soul just further being destroyed.

    • @fireballninja01
      @fireballninja01 3 года назад +28

      @@TheWatchernator his coach made him left back, as in the back left position, and he quit because he felt Left out of the game and forced to stay Back (Left Back)

    • @dicksinyurassfosho19
      @dicksinyurassfosho19 Год назад

      @@TheWatchernator how did you not? Did you not pick up that left back is a position in soccer?

  • @calhorning9382
    @calhorning9382 3 года назад +552

    *kofie makes a formation without any defenders*
    “I don’t know what can go wrong with this formation”

    • @joelrobinson9632
      @joelrobinson9632 3 года назад +18

      And has distribute to centre backs in transition!!! Hahahaha

  • @jonahcastruccio6823
    @jonahcastruccio6823 3 года назад +1426

    Is Jon's formation sending Calvin Johnson downfield alone again?

    • @uncreative5766
      @uncreative5766 3 года назад +98

      I'm 5 minutes into this video, but I will die if Jon and Kofie get their club relegated and the team board asks them to stay on.

    • @tiger5869
      @tiger5869 3 года назад +27

      That's Kim's Fumble Utopia formation lol

    • @rockaway0beach
      @rockaway0beach 3 года назад +70

      On the contrary. He's sending 11 Calvin Johnsons downfield

    • @QwertyCaesar
      @QwertyCaesar 3 года назад +17

      @@rockaway0beach Only ten - you can't pull the goalie in soccer. You'll have to wait until they cover a hockey game to see what happens when every member of the team including the goalie is send downfiwld.

    • @JannikHaueisen
      @JannikHaueisen 3 года назад +32

      @@QwertyCaesar you're kinda wrong, kinda right. Yes, every team is required to send a goalie on the field, but the goalie is technically allowed to be everywhere on the field. It just doesn't make that much sense most of the game. but some teams put their goalie into the opponent box in stoppage time to have a slight advantage at the corner, some even score. Or the goalie defends very high, take Manuel Neuer as an example (best shown in highlights of their WC 2014 game against Algeria)

  • @owengette8089
    @owengette8089 3 года назад +922

    Kim: Organized, prepared, using her knowledge for the best
    Kofie: Learning well from Jon, chaotic
    Jon: Jon

    • @Aaron-fy4wo
      @Aaron-fy4wo 3 года назад +84

      I love that Kim’s chaos formation is almost the exact same as Jon’s utopia formation.

    • @insertname8506
      @insertname8506 3 года назад +48

      @@RowdyRide And you are a transphobic bigot.

    • @techpriestsalok8119
      @techpriestsalok8119 3 года назад +6

      @@insertname8506 hold up there, I was confused too, they sound very much like a guy and are only referred to as female a few times over the entire video.

    • @CowSaysMooMoo
      @CowSaysMooMoo 3 года назад +2

      @@insertname8506 TransPHOBIC ...does that mean AFRAID of Trans?

    • @CowSaysMooMoo
      @CowSaysMooMoo 3 года назад +5

      @@insertname8506 Why does stating a fact make him a bigot? He is just helping the confused blind people.

  • @flogsolijr
    @flogsolijr 3 года назад +888

    “Wake up babe new Fumble Dimension”

    • @GuitarnoobJulian
      @GuitarnoobJulian 3 года назад +3

      Ja Honig

    • @James40000
      @James40000 3 года назад +3

      "Can't hear you, Honey- I don't exist!"

    • @thehylianloach9473
      @thehylianloach9473 3 года назад +3

      Bruh stop talking to your right hand, it can't answer you

    • @poodist69
      @poodist69 3 года назад +7

      @@thehylianloach9473 aww did you come up with that joke all by yourself?? good job little man.

    • @bernardinojosa3777
      @bernardinojosa3777 3 года назад

      Or slide tackle dimension

  • @PossiblyGenii
    @PossiblyGenii 3 года назад +425

    Football manager. The game where I can live my dream of having my local Town of 21,000 have a stadium named after me which seats 150,000

    • @joern122
      @joern122 3 года назад +3

      LOL

    • @Holidayinspain76
      @Holidayinspain76 3 года назад +69

      I once had a stadium for 80,000 people for my team from San Marino, a nation of just above 30,000 people

    • @nahometesfay1112
      @nahometesfay1112 3 года назад +13

      Don't let your dreams be dreams; build it and they will come

    • @benwheeler8456
      @benwheeler8456 3 года назад +2

      @@nahometesfay1112 that’s what Pete Winkleman said

    • @ToniBoordane
      @ToniBoordane 3 года назад +1

      At least there is 1 human that I know of who thinks the way I do. Thanks

  • @kaw7287
    @kaw7287 3 года назад +482

    Jon "I know nothing about soccer" Bois: casually recreates a 4-4-2 from scratch.

    • @kharrington14kh
      @kharrington14kh 3 года назад +163

      He took the 4-4-2 and evolved it into the 0-4-4-2.

    • @liamhb7656
      @liamhb7656 3 года назад +6

      is that good or bad?

    • @verbfrombonsai8852
      @verbfrombonsai8852 3 года назад +133

      @@liamhb7656 4-4-2 is the most typical and vanilla soccer formation so it is pretty funny how Jon built that formation while being the architect of the totally absurd Calvin Johnson formation

    • @verbfrombonsai8852
      @verbfrombonsai8852 3 года назад +1

      Though... Less squished than that

    • @michaellyga4726
      @michaellyga4726 3 года назад +32

      And if you check the follow up video, Jon’s Utopia formation (a 4-2-4 with two winged playmakers) was actually perfectly viable.

  • @LivingInTheCornfield
    @LivingInTheCornfield 3 года назад +256

    How in the world does a "four four fooking two" wind up as the Jon Bois CHAOS formation of all things

    • @lebirb42
      @lebirb42 3 года назад +2

      Wow

    • @joern122
      @joern122 3 года назад +68

      --he way he set it up, I would argue it shouldn´t be called 4-4-2 but 0-8-2....

    • @lebirb42
      @lebirb42 3 года назад +3

      @@joern122 still, FM says it is 442

    • @wrighj
      @wrighj 3 года назад +6

      MIKE Bassett

    • @WompWomp17819
      @WompWomp17819 3 года назад +4

      I mean the back line of his is where the middle line usually goes but......

  • @greataetherboss
    @greataetherboss 3 года назад +664

    Clearly they've never heard of the 1-2-1-2-1-2-1 Gegenpress. Smh

    • @axelgonzalez1248
      @axelgonzalez1248 3 года назад +49

      That one is too mainstream and successful

    • @stevenrose86
      @stevenrose86 3 года назад +26

      I can’t workout if you have a sweeper with no centre halves, or no width at all

    • @axelgonzalez1248
      @axelgonzalez1248 3 года назад +2

      @@stevenrose86 someone didn’t get the joke

    • @sirme1798
      @sirme1798 3 года назад +16

      Not everyone's in on it. Help us out please.

    • @stevenrose86
      @stevenrose86 3 года назад +9

      @@axelgonzalez1248 I like jokes

  • @JV-the-Tossh
    @JV-the-Tossh 3 года назад +214

    I respect Kofie and Jon so much for doing this despite their lack of knowledge.
    I still gotta say that judging records off of pre-season friendlies is not a good idea. I'd say only count the league games, because those are going to be the same for both teams.
    It removes the variables of how good the opposition is in friendlies/cup games, where you're kinda drawing opponents out of a hat.

    • @del46_60
      @del46_60 3 года назад +20

      They should add all the strategies during preseason for familiarity to get the most "accurate" fumble dimension results.

    • @NuryPPanaligan
      @NuryPPanaligan 3 года назад +10

      It should be a full season per tactic.

    • @logicaldude3611
      @logicaldude3611 3 года назад

      I played soccer half my life, so the lack of knowledge makes it really hilarious. I actually admire them trying to learn.

    • @nathanmeagher7869
      @nathanmeagher7869 Год назад +1

      I was confuses as hell when they said that x team won back-to-back Premier League games, thinking "who the hell have you been playing then?"
      I guess this answers it that they were including pre-season and tourney games lmao

  • @0RatedChess
    @0RatedChess 3 года назад +766

    Kofie here’s a easy trick:
    Don’t play EA games unless you have to.

    • @patsen29
      @patsen29 3 года назад +12

      MVP 05 was the peak of sports gaming. And wow did they never recover.

    • @richitorres1able
      @richitorres1able 3 года назад +15

      @@patsen29 yes that and madden 08 after that they stopped caring about the quality and just did it for the money

    • @BertPaulson
      @BertPaulson 3 года назад +1

      @@richitorres1able the new madden games are pretty fun idk

    • @kunklemanchevrolet5966
      @kunklemanchevrolet5966 3 года назад +1

      Or play them 4 years late. That always works good.

    • @0RatedChess
      @0RatedChess 3 года назад +3

      @@kunklemanchevrolet5966 Oh yeah! All the 00-09 Games!

  • @thisishandlenumber2048
    @thisishandlenumber2048 3 года назад +144

    "He refuses, for this is all he knows." is now going into my toolkit when I want to annoy someone by narrating their life.

  • @rogerszmodis
    @rogerszmodis 3 года назад +173

    27:30 Halfback passes to center, back to wing, back to center, center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!

    • @laoganmafootballclub6632
      @laoganmafootballclub6632 3 года назад +10

      It's literally a possession brick 🤣

    • @elijahellis1920
      @elijahellis1920 3 года назад +10

      love the Simpson reference

    • @SamH94
      @SamH94 3 года назад +7

      OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCERRRRRR!

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul 3 года назад +2

      It's a good simpson's reference, but the real answer is passes it again.

    • @Ceadda1220
      @Ceadda1220 3 года назад +2

      Hey paella man!

  • @knection1986
    @knection1986 3 года назад +194

    So Kofie's Utopia strategy is to put the opposing Goalie to sleep before shooting lol

    • @stevendchu
      @stevendchu 3 года назад +21

      Pep Guardiola would be proud

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul 3 года назад +5

      He basically went with the Spanish national squad.

  • @ryanthlam
    @ryanthlam 3 года назад +30

    I just love how on both utopia and chaos, there’s a formation without A SINGLE DEFENDER

  • @mikerotch7606
    @mikerotch7606 3 года назад +533

    Don’t worry about kicking Norwich Out of the premier league they did it themselves

    • @brodown64
      @brodown64 3 года назад +5

      Lmaoo

    • @henrysteele7418
      @henrysteele7418 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @batti591
      @batti591 3 года назад +24

      @mostcasual That lasted all of two matchdays

    • @rydawg26
      @rydawg26 3 года назад +1

      Yo-yo club 😂

    • @deaconblackfire2896
      @deaconblackfire2896 3 года назад +16

      @mostcasual The streets will never forget the Pukki Party

  • @4077Disc
    @4077Disc 3 года назад +393

    His last name is literally "Ya Boy".
    That's Pretty Good.

    • @manoskok1810
      @manoskok1810 3 года назад +4

      Pretty good there

    • @Calebguy13
      @Calebguy13 3 года назад +45

      He's just Yeboah, cracking open a cold one with the Bois.

    • @Mighty_Atheismo
      @Mighty_Atheismo 3 года назад +9

      My Longest Yeboah Ever Shooting Stars Remix 10 Hours Version.

    • @johnnycoolguy9554
      @johnnycoolguy9554 3 года назад +6

      Ey Bois, it's me Jon, and Ye boah, Kofie. We're here to chew bubblegum and destroy an entire sport. And we're all out of bubblegum.

    • @manoskok1810
      @manoskok1810 3 года назад +13

      It's Yeboah Jon drinking some Kofie with the Bois

  • @jimmythebusdriver
    @jimmythebusdriver 3 года назад +227

    When Jon described Trequartistas as people floating crosses into the box, I think I heard Francesco Totti scream in agony

    • @batti591
      @batti591 3 года назад +37

      And also somehow pronouncing it as trick-and-treaters

    • @hijisfriend9030
      @hijisfriend9030 3 года назад +22

      Every Italian attacking midfielder screaming in agony

    • @octopus8420
      @octopus8420 3 года назад

      @@batti591 tbh it's more accurate than 99% of people trying to sound Italian.

    • @datuboi5526
      @datuboi5526 3 года назад

      He described the sad use that most naturally gifted number 10s have on today’s tactics

  • @supersoulty
    @supersoulty 3 года назад +1694

    Welcome to being one of the many, many people who realize how much FIFA sucks.

    • @eliasfelgner5223
      @eliasfelgner5223 3 года назад +21

      Still way better gameplay than pes

    • @Matatabi6
      @Matatabi6 3 года назад +10

      I think you mean EA

    • @supersoulty
      @supersoulty 3 года назад +98

      @@Matatabi6 Yes, EA in general is terrible. EA FIFA is extra bad.

    • @tylerhegdahl
      @tylerhegdahl 3 года назад +1

      @@supersoulty yes

    • @langtonyeah9669
      @langtonyeah9669 3 года назад +14

      @@supersoulty madden is way worse.

  • @juhis-dev
    @juhis-dev 3 года назад +31

    "At that age, it's just running around"
    Sounds perfect for Fumble Dimension

  • @thomasstraulina6180
    @thomasstraulina6180 3 года назад +37

    "Pissed and not wanting to speak to the media, I send my assistant"
    Every FM player alive is familiar with this move lol

    • @NegaRenGenX2gay2lift
      @NegaRenGenX2gay2lift Год назад +2

      can be a gamble when they have to answer player transfer questions. they'll just striaght up say "yes we are looking to sell our best player to Barcelona"

  • @johnknight9762
    @johnknight9762 3 года назад +335

    Kofie realized what all FIFA Career Mode players have known forever: FIFA hates career mode

    • @deaconblackfire2896
      @deaconblackfire2896 3 года назад +1

      He literally hasn't played FIFA 21

    • @quotenspartaner149
      @quotenspartaner149 3 года назад +22

      @@deaconblackfire2896 still doesnt have what hes looking for right? The New sim Lets you see dots moving not the actual gameplay if i recall correctly

    • @heroisdomar4248
      @heroisdomar4248 3 года назад +29

      Fifa hates soccer in general. It's a casino simulator disguised as a soccer game

    • @MikeGloria
      @MikeGloria 3 года назад +7

      @@heroisdomar4248 I think fifa doesn't really understand football and the reason they don't let you watch an in game sim of a match is because everybody would quickly realise just how dumb their IA is.

    • @PlutoTheSecond
      @PlutoTheSecond 3 года назад +2

      More simply, EA literally doesn't care about anyone or anything.

  • @austinjohnson46
    @austinjohnson46 3 года назад +249

    Kofie: "there is one sport we haven't yet talked about"
    Me: I know it won't be hockey but I can pray
    Actually just saw kofie wearing a hockey jersey, I'll take it

    • @codyssmith73
      @codyssmith73 3 года назад +15

      They could do a lot with Hockey too, it's such a unique sport.

    • @jamespalmer7474
      @jamespalmer7474 3 года назад +5

      NHL Hitz 2002 is right there.

    • @Tinil0
      @Tinil0 3 года назад +4

      There just isn't any audience there for hockey.

    • @lordsparkikus
      @lordsparkikus 3 года назад +37

      @@Tinil0 they did a fumble dimensional about golf... I think they can do one about hockey without worrying about not having an audience

    • @CommanderTK9091
      @CommanderTK9091 3 года назад +5

      Tinil0 they did an entire series about the Seattle Mariners, a team I can say I’ve never actually met a fan for. I’m sure all would go well.

  • @Stevonicus
    @Stevonicus 3 года назад +110

    Kofie appealing to the lucrative Ghana x Maryland demographic in his choice of flags.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision Год назад

      That’s actually a pretty big demographic I think lol

  • @mattkemper8485
    @mattkemper8485 3 года назад +72

    Why are you counting preseason friendlies, especially when each team is playing different opposition? I thought the counting would start at the regular season start.

  • @SmellsLikeBrass
    @SmellsLikeBrass 3 года назад +54

    I'm just so happy that you finally made an episode about football!
    I'm also baffled that 'Utopia' was designed to be as boring (not even defensive or risk averse) as possible, while 'Chaos' was designed to be high octane offensive football.

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 3 года назад +14

      Confused me, too. I sort of understand it, but I thought Utopia were going to be much more Manchester City than Burnley.
      I also thought Chaos would be more of a crazy team, haha

    • @SmellsLikeBrass
      @SmellsLikeBrass 3 года назад +3

      @@raimarulightning I know, right? Utopia versus Chaos would mean Pep Guardiola versus Roger Schmidt/Tim Walter for me.

  • @Smonserratm
    @Smonserratm 3 года назад +12

    I love how they were doing well against second division teams from around Europe in pre-season and as soon they start the proper season, the stats start plummeting.

  • @matthewdworschak4417
    @matthewdworschak4417 3 года назад +37

    when Kofie called Bayer Leverkusen Bayer 04 that sent me

  • @mysteryshrimp
    @mysteryshrimp 3 года назад +66

    41:08 "which makes me think that VAR is the true enemy."
    Welcome to Football. Grab a beer. It only gets worse.

  • @charlieparkerrr
    @charlieparkerrr 3 года назад +59

    Never seen someone take pre season games so seriously LMAO

  • @SometimesCompitent
    @SometimesCompitent 3 года назад +41

    At 18:15 when Jon mentioned the learned what a trequartista is, I knew we were in deep trouble

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 3 года назад +9

      I had never heard that particular term, so I stopped to look it up, and that was when I knew how horribly misguided he was, lol

  • @ficvirth5412
    @ficvirth5412 3 года назад +112

    “VAR is the true enemy”
    As a Spurs fan, I wholeheartedly agree

    • @CapptainM
      @CapptainM 3 года назад +7

      Son was offside anyway

    • @S_Baggy
      @S_Baggy 3 года назад +2

      😂😂 Thankfully it went in our favour against Brentford, Carabao cup here we come!

    • @Abigail-hu5wf
      @Abigail-hu5wf 3 года назад

      I've literally never met a Spurs fan in real life. Granted tho that I do I live in Australia.

  • @EMETRL
    @EMETRL 3 года назад +33

    I love how jon tried his best to come up with stupid formations, but he somehow circled back to reality with a 4-2-2-2 that is, to be fair, a rare formation in real life but totally does happen on occasion in modern soccer, and a 4-4-2, the most "standard" formation in soccer, but just on all-out-attack, which is traditionally the exact opposite of what a 4-4-2 team normally does. He essentially came up with soccer formations from a parallel universe.

  • @HDoBEAST
    @HDoBEAST 3 года назад +11

    Awesome video. And yet another day goes by where I wish that one day in my lifetime there will be an NFL game with as much depth and strategy as FM.

  • @Noyfb33
    @Noyfb33 3 года назад +14

    I fully expected Jon’s Team Chaos to be all offense no defense, and I was not disappointed.

  • @kas4243
    @kas4243 3 года назад +26

    My favorite game of all time, as a die hard soccer/football fan. It’s extremely addictive and in depth

  • @a.huiden8518
    @a.huiden8518 3 года назад +102

    SB Nation and FM 20, HYPE!
    Edit: SB Nation, do more futbol videos!
    Edit2: Jon Bois plays Rocket League!!!!

    • @Henry-si2qi
      @Henry-si2qi 3 года назад

      Bro this is my perfect collab

  • @erc6943
    @erc6943 3 года назад +9

    Kofie and Jons’ formation terrify me wtf. Jon’s utopia formation would be my chaos, this is insane

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 3 года назад +1

      I think his roles would be reversed on everyone else's, but I honestly love his Utopia more, lol

  • @PZcryptic1
    @PZcryptic1 3 года назад +9

    I'm 35 minutes in and they're talking about pre-seasons. Chaos' opponent's in pre-season have been typically very weak teams in weaker leagues while Utopia have played top of the table teams from some of the 5 best leagues in Europe, including Bayer Leverkusen and Nice.
    It's a bit awkward to see them say that Chaos is looking strong as they'd likely lose by more than Utopia did against Leverkusen.

  • @JJPost
    @JJPost 3 года назад +49

    This is just Bielsa as Chaos vs Pep as Utopia lol

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning 3 года назад +6

      Perfect description, lol. Maybe Mourinho instead of Pep, but nobody can argue that Leeds isn't the embodiment of football chaos, lol

    • @samsoa19
      @samsoa19 3 года назад

      Leeds leeds leeds

  • @JakePetrolhead
    @JakePetrolhead 3 года назад +12

    Kofie's reaction to those last minutes against Chelsea is something every FM player has experienced multiple times over.
    This is how FM getting it's claws into you starts - don't pick up the game unless you're prepared to lose hundreds, if not thousands of your life to FM.
    This video was the crossover 2020 needed.

  • @larsmarianne913
    @larsmarianne913 3 года назад +4

    "This low key affair ultimately provided a damp squib of a spectacle, with fans and experts alike struggling to stay awake throughout the contest." (Match report after Fumble Utopia's first PL win.)
    I love that FU's top scorer is their centre half.

  • @poeticinjustice100
    @poeticinjustice100 3 года назад +33

    I see Fumble Dimension. I click Fumble Dimension.

  • @andreafresca9869
    @andreafresca9869 3 года назад +28

    "I don't know if we're bad, or just really unlucky. That's the beauty of football!"
    Me, an Inter fan : "first time?"

  • @itsjustjoel28
    @itsjustjoel28 3 года назад +45

    omg, i literally just got the game, went on youtube to look up some tutorials, and sb nation just made a video!! cant wait for this series..

  • @dontizzlejones7330
    @dontizzlejones7330 3 года назад +22

    34:40: " You won't like it."
    No Jon, we love it

  • @rosePetrichor
    @rosePetrichor 3 года назад +3

    As a British person who isn't much of a sports fan, there's something interesting about seeing a couple of people whose job it is to Know About Sports get familiar with one that you grew up culturally entrenched in.

  • @kyleowsen
    @kyleowsen 3 года назад +9

    I'm confused and not learning anything but Kofie and Jon are my favorites so I'm still in.

  • @RyanSandorRichards
    @RyanSandorRichards 3 года назад +19

    Goddamnit Jon Bois is one of the funniest people alive, I'm crying laughing over here after his strategy explanation XD

  • @gregbenavides2497
    @gregbenavides2497 3 года назад +93

    “Fifa made our decision much easier”
    *RANT INCOMING*
    Yeah that sounds about right

  • @dantepetrin1125
    @dantepetrin1125 3 года назад +45

    Jon: "But that's wrong because they at least had some sort of guiding internal logic and the instance to defend and protect"
    Me: laughs in 1-1-8

  • @walterxbenjamin
    @walterxbenjamin 3 года назад +1

    I love that out of just taking a basketball tactic Kofie landed at Paul Gludovatz' 3-3-3-1 which with he made SV Ried a team no one liked to play but everyone respected for their bold tactics.
    And that Jon's Chaos team is basically how football was played before the offside rule was changed to today's form. Basically playing football as if it was rugby.

  • @ToofKilla
    @ToofKilla 3 года назад +102

    Imagine fumbling THE ENTIRE DIMENSION. Couldn’t be us.

  • @kyvyn6212
    @kyvyn6212 3 года назад +12

    I would love to see a hockey fumble dimension episode

  • @hawkkn1220
    @hawkkn1220 3 года назад +5

    The happiest moment of my life was hearing Jon Bois plays Rocket League

  • @dariksterTM
    @dariksterTM 3 года назад +34

    48 minutes, part 1
    Hell yes

    • @xyzpdq1122
      @xyzpdq1122 3 года назад +1

      Jon got me to watch like five hours about the Mariners, a team I don’t care about in a sport I don’t care about. SB are geniuses.

  • @mr.akinola07
    @mr.akinola07 3 года назад +54

    weve got another FUMBLE DIMENSION

  • @doneisenbarth
    @doneisenbarth 3 года назад +15

    Jon, give Kofie another coupon. He deserves it!

  • @nham8875
    @nham8875 3 года назад +99

    Synth intro wasn't loud enough to make my ears bleed, unsubscribed.

  • @tylernass6263
    @tylernass6263 3 года назад +5

    This episode of Ted Lasso had more graphs than normal

  • @cgault11
    @cgault11 3 года назад +31

    "sounds like you were left back" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Ramuh.
    @Ramuh. 3 года назад +1

    Kofie breaking to Jon saying a stupid pun is the BEST part of Secret Base you can't convince me otherwise.

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 3 года назад +39

    Wait a second... is that Surfer Ball World Champion Kofie Yeboah?

  • @FloydianHate
    @FloydianHate 3 года назад +8

    it's very important to me that kofie pronounces it "cue-pon"

  • @nikky8000
    @nikky8000 3 года назад +71

    If the Jets go 0-16 can yall do a sequel to the "1-Play all season" in Head Coach 06 again?

    • @amritzansara
      @amritzansara 3 года назад +22

      Rams had to ruin that... :(

    • @andygygi5135
      @andygygi5135 3 года назад +2

      Then they beat a practice squad by a touchdown the next week. Leave it to the Jets to not even tank properly.

    • @isiaharellano3789
      @isiaharellano3789 3 года назад +1

      @@andygygi5135 *Jags laughing intensifies*

  • @BillHFA
    @BillHFA 3 года назад +6

    16:50 I still don't know how it played out, but the "all in one side" strategy seems the perfect recipe for disaster!

    • @sc149
      @sc149 3 года назад

      goddamn football refused flank.

  • @DragosBox
    @DragosBox 3 года назад +7

    a Secret Base and Football Manager crossover
    what a time to be alive

  • @PositionLight
    @PositionLight 3 года назад +3

    Half-back passes to centre, back to wing, back to centre, centre holds it! Holds it!! HOLDS IT!!!

  • @maloebel8400
    @maloebel8400 3 года назад +4

    18:40 The Jon's formation reminds me of the early age of football in England where the people actually played that way

  • @dasfowler
    @dasfowler 3 года назад +3

    Someone please give Kofie his coupon back! Seeing him tear that carefully saved coupon was heart wrenching.

  • @lunardancer6047
    @lunardancer6047 3 года назад +4

    Jon having the same Utopia formation as Kim's Chaos one cracked me up.

  • @NB-gc8sq
    @NB-gc8sq 3 года назад +2

    This will not be forgotten Kofie! -Resident of Norwich

  • @ddproductionscanada
    @ddproductionscanada 3 года назад +36

    "theres one sport that we havent talked about yet"
    Hockey:Am i a joke to you?

    • @de132
      @de132 3 года назад +1

      NHL series stinks, Eastside doesn't make for good gameplay watching

    • @chaitanyamurali9237
      @chaitanyamurali9237 3 года назад +1

      There's also cricket, but that doesn't have any good video games for them to try.

    • @jeffstewert12
      @jeffstewert12 3 года назад +3

      @@de132 I mean secret base hasn’t done a video on hockey in I think 9 or so months at all, there’s a ton of interesting stories they could do well

    • @de132
      @de132 3 года назад

      @@jeffstewert12 That's true.
      My biggest fear is a Collapse episode on my favorite team, the San Jose Sharks. But they never won the Cup lmao phew

    • @maxprohm2137
      @maxprohm2137 3 года назад

      @@de132 I mean neither have the pacers and they just got one

  • @Naxvarus
    @Naxvarus 3 года назад

    41:03 "Each side has a potential goal winning goal disallowed by VAR, which makes me think that VAR is the true enemy"
    And with that, you have learned everything you need to know about football. I'm so proud.

  • @lukes3203
    @lukes3203 3 года назад +89

    I have class in 20 minutes... guess I won’t be there today

    • @OneStarRating
      @OneStarRating 3 года назад +2

      So did you skip or go?

    • @lukes3203
      @lukes3203 3 года назад +5

      @@OneStarRating I had to pause the video once I realized I had to take a quiz 😂

    • @Mynipplesmychoice
      @Mynipplesmychoice 3 года назад

      I hope u fail your quiz. I would giggle my mfing face off if u did.

  • @nickbrowne3286
    @nickbrowne3286 3 года назад +1

    5:16 This is why I love Jon so much, Kofie also plays off him so well. I just love this duo in general really.

  • @stevenrose86
    @stevenrose86 3 года назад +8

    If you actually want to learn about formations, 'Inverting the Pyramid' by Jonathan Wilson is a great read

    • @Simpobee
      @Simpobee 3 года назад +1

      A few years ago, Iain MacIntosh from various podcasts, and Alex Stewart of Tifo Football youtube videos, organised a Football Manager Cup, and I got to play in the Manchester heat. A fun thing is each heat had a special guest, so I managed to get my Inverting The Pyramid signed by the man himself. It was pretty funny to chat to a respected football author about his video games and stuff. Fun!

  • @ulky13245
    @ulky13245 3 года назад +1

    I have used the "all attackers" while controlling other teams in FM to make them lose for decades. This video makes me so happy.

  • @Bordelll
    @Bordelll 3 года назад +14

    Kim really knows her stuff, she’s better than any tv commentators.

    • @anonymousperson3023
      @anonymousperson3023 3 года назад +4

      Knows her football manager. Idk about real sport

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 3 года назад

      @@anonymousperson3023 Good comment, Anonymous Person! You did it!

  • @mexisnack96
    @mexisnack96 3 года назад +2

    I love that RUclips has the ability to increase video speed. Fitting the same, great content into 25 minutes rather than 50 👌 I think Fumble Dimension is my favorite show on SB.

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 3 года назад +3

    Jumpin in to say we absolutely _need_ a Rewind of Michael Jordan's incredible comeback against the Monstars

    • @daffers2345
      @daffers2345 3 года назад

      Aren't they making a _Space Jam 2?_

  • @zimzimma5688
    @zimzimma5688 3 года назад

    i'm a Football manager obsessive and I stumbled upon you're channel, this is great lads, keep it up. Also In the community people do stories that almost act as fan fiction. For instance instead of creating themselves as a manager of a team, they'll create a legendary player, going back to manage a former club and kind of add their own extra details in and post said details mixed with what happens in their save to the forums as a story. The community loves this stuff, people vote for story of the year and what not.
    I've got the makings of a great story for you in particular Kofie. Well there just so happens to be a legendary player of Leeds United, a once dominaint English club that have fallen from grace (although they're doing better recently) called Tony Yeboah. After falling on hard times financially Leeds United are on the brink of collapse. At the last minute Ghanaian Leeds Legend, Tony Yeboah purchases the club and saves them from financial ruin. The Leeds fans rejoice, but their joy is short lived as they soon realize Tony might not be all there after a series of bizzare incidents culminating in him deciding to appoint his estranged American raised son Kofie as manager.
    Kofie a man with no background in association football despite his fathers former profession was a college level American football player, but never made it to the NFL level. After college he decided to take up coaching, worked his way up the ladder through an assistant role in a high school football set up, all the way to head coach of a division 1 college team where he was starting to gain a reputation and was being mooted for an NFL head coaching role, but when his father offered him the chance to manage Leeds United and reconcile their fractured relationship he just couldn't turn it down.
    With the fans against "this clueless yank" from day one, trusted into the deep end with no knowledge of the sport and a father/boss that's at best eccentric and at worst a full blown maniac, how will Kofie cope? Will he shock the football world bringing Leeds United back to the glory days and revolutionizing the game in the process with his outside the box thinking or as predicted fail miserably? Will he rekindle his relationship with his father and pull him back from the brink or try and have him commited to an insane asylum? The possabilities are endless....

  • @MasterShake9000
    @MasterShake9000 3 года назад +5

    Not gonna lie, when I saw the teaser implying the “breaking” of soccer I was kinda hoping Jon Bois had figured out the soccer version of the left wing lock

  • @parkercrossland410
    @parkercrossland410 3 года назад +1

    4 1 2 3 with the 2 center backs sitting deep is absolutely the move.

  • @EJD339
    @EJD339 3 года назад +3

    This may be one of my favorite series on RUclips.

  • @DBeiki
    @DBeiki 3 года назад

    Since I’ve not seen any one comment something like this I will.
    I think a dorktown series on soccer would be wildly interesting, and would open up the doors to many foreign views as well.
    So many things to cover too, from Arsenal’s invicibles, to Leicester’s premier league victory.
    Anyway keep up the good work guys.

  • @JustinWPruett
    @JustinWPruett 3 года назад +5

    I know John gets all the hype (he’s amazing), but I love me some Kofie. Keep being awesome, man!

  • @ViktorTheButcher
    @ViktorTheButcher 3 года назад

    By far the best and most in depth club management/franchise mode major sports game out there with an endless amount of editing options.

  • @AT-il2ej
    @AT-il2ej 3 года назад +5

    Love the footage from the time they killed basketball in the beginning

  • @dfsghnhfddbvdghn
    @dfsghnhfddbvdghn 2 года назад +2

    I too played soccer from 6-8. I too played left back. I NEVER TOUCHED THE BALL. I got a participation trophy, and knew exactly what it was

  • @nicolasmartinez3045
    @nicolasmartinez3045 3 года назад +3

    Love Kofie's fake out and 2nd rant. 🤣

  • @OmegaLukeGaming
    @OmegaLukeGaming 3 года назад

    As a Football Manager RUclipsr, it is fantastic to see the game get a big spotlight from a huge channel like yourself!👍

  • @cukeumberr
    @cukeumberr 3 года назад +7

    this is absolute agony to watch. fantastic video kofie thank you

  • @CreativeImplode
    @CreativeImplode 3 года назад

    tragic that fumble dimension is no longer "unraveled but crowdsourced" but I'm loving the experience of learning how soccer works through jon and kofie's eyes

  • @deaconblackfire2896
    @deaconblackfire2896 3 года назад +4

    Guardiola is somewhere fuming at that attempt at defining a trequartista