Honestly, that would be a normal Tuesday in Greek mythology. I mean, Zeus technically stuck his "lightnings" in everyone and everything he saw, so that wouldn't be so surprising.
"We can #### up the world here's how to start" POLITES WHAT HAPPENED😭 "What if the greatest threat we'll #### across the sea... is me" Odyseus RUN FOR YOUR LIFE "You've #### me enough" Oh no 😭 "I need to #### you in private 💀
"i see your palace covered in #####" "captain, captain, why would you let the cyclops ####" "Nester secure Helen and #### her, Neo avenge your ####er kill the ####ers of hector" "deep in the night the #### can be tragic ill help you conquer her"
"No matter the place, we can ***** up the world, here's how to start" is my favorite from this batch, but "All I gotta do is ***** this bag" is a close second
@@disableddragonborn It’s a Welsh thing. The Scots are stereotyped as alcoholics with extremely thick accents who hate England (that last one is partly true)
The entire section from The Horse and The Infant at the beginning is FOUL 0:45 I’m sorry Ody, WUT!?! 0:57-1:00 I mean, if that’s what you’re into Ody Posidens reaction at 1:03 is literally everyone 1:15 Ody we didn’t need to know that 😂😭 Bonus 1: Ody you can’t tell someone where to f*ck 1:45 -1.49 Ma’am very politely…we didn’t need to know that Once again I lost my crap at this, congrats at making something that cursed and funny too
In the "the god of seas is out to * my *" You should have kept life there. "Its been 12 long years since i have #### my wife and now the god of tides,is out to #### my life"
It occurs to me that I might have dived too deep into this fandom, so something like this starting to pop up on my feed is no longer a rare occasion 😅 But why do I love it so much?
I love how in basically every video that poor windbag is going THROUGH it💀🙏 “Wake up! Odysseus wake up they’re ****ING THE BAG” “HELP ME ****** THE BAG” “But sir, it’s too late!” “We can save whatever wind is left to ****** another day” and now: “All I gotta do is ****** this bag!” “WHAT”
Man can't wait for Not Sorry for Loving You to be like: "So if I #### you or if I #### too strong Or if I #### you For that I'll say I was #### And if you #### me Then I am sorry my #### to much for you But I'm not sorry for ####### you"
![Quando Rondo - Life Goes On [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eIf3fhMXAow/mqdefault.jpg)
"ALL I NEED TO DO IS F*** THIS BAG!" "WHAT?"
“YOU’VE F***** ME ENOUGH!”
+ anytime penelope and or telemecus is mentioned
The reason why ody likes polites so much is because he likes to f*** everything too!
Poseidon was flabbergasted
@@berenromkey4225indeed •_•
The sheep one broke me.
relatable
or did you break the sheep
THE BAG IS MY ENEMY
Epic but Welsh
Came for the food, didn't even grab it...
That last one turned from a slightly romantic song to a highly concerning fanfic
I genuinely don't remember which one that was
@@niserresin2006 the cut song about Odysseus and Polites remembering the time they fought Athena's boar
1:18 just confirms Poseidon is after Odysseus' ass figuratively and literally, and it's not out of character for him at all
fair 😭
Don’t call me out like that pls
1:13 well he's not wrong Telemachus cover ur eyes-
He missed it 😭😞
He aint wrong
If no one ***** you be silent, is such a wonderful phase that I will now incorporate into my daily life
0:09 that's just Zeus in a nutshell
FR
Open arms closed arms, human arms, animal arms. It don't matter
@@ilyte1heck it doesn’t even have to have arms 😭👌
Fr
1:00 Poseidon's reaction fits
Was not waiting for this to be fair-
@@P0oseidonnhe will #### high and low
Siren 2024
@@Bluemoonplayzhey, im just perpetuating family tradition…ask my brother Zeus he’s very attached to it
@@P0oseidonn #### me odysseys trunder #### her #### her
Zeuz 2024
@@P0oseidonn we see that athena is wery like zeus in this version
0:10 bro-💀
Open Arms ❌
Open Legs ✅
💀💀💀
Polites is 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
@@brotoswagginswelp, he kinda is..in a light-hearted way ofc-
NAAAAAAH
BROO AINT NO WAYYY
HELP
1:12 is accurate
Technically the truth
Best one yet
I love that in every one of these there’s a WILD implication that Odysseus is just being a pr0stitue for his men 😭😭😭
Hey, a captain’s gotta do what he’s gotta do to keep the crew’s spirits up
I mean, they had to do something to pass the time
1:01 POSEIDON'S "what" JUST MAKES IT FUNNIER
Who just randomly fked a bag 💀
@@P0oseidonnyou need to save that poor bag keep odyssey way from circe athena his son his wife his crew flowers and everyting
@@Bluemoonplayz on it, just wait for my vengeance it will no longer be called the Odyssey when I’m done with him.
@@P0oseidonn please you cannot let anyone near ody at the moment your brother has brainwashed him dont even let him to the under word
0:28
THEY ARE DOING WHAT WITH THE CYCLOPS
Fucking his eye
THATS WHY POSIDEON WAS SO MAD😮
That makes sense why the cyclops is pregnant
@@jesusfreakpotterheadbut in another one of these videos he says "you could have avoided all this had you just ###### my son"
My boy a victim😭
POLITIES NO STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING 😭
THE BONUS WAS WILDDDD
With one
“600 lives I’ll ####”
😂
600 ### i’ll ###*
So *thats* why he was missing for 20 years 😔🤨
I love to think about this "AU" or idk that is just epic musical but everyone just fucks everything and everyone😭
Honestly, that would be a normal Tuesday in Greek mythology. I mean, Zeus technically stuck his "lightnings" in everyone and everything he saw, so that wouldn't be so surprising.
I mean, sounds like an average fanfic 🤷♀️
"While you're f***ing to be known" has a lot of implications for Athena in this AU
Oh my god someone needs to write this (but not like being explicit as in in detail or anything bc I hate that)
*sighs and starts writing*
dangg, odysseus and eurylochus really are getting it i guess 💀
Lol yeah
All I gotta do is f this bag
Poseidon: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU 🏄♂️🤦♂️
When Odysseus is slowly becoming Zeus
1:15 that’s canon
So simple yet so true
Given he had only been away for ten years at that point, does that mean they just weren’t for two years while he was still home 😂
@@Anonyomus_commenter they had an argument before the Trojan war
@@Anonyomus_commenter she held that grudge for 2 years
Well actually its 10 long years not 12 but still
this reminds me of the time my friends and i replaced every questionable/swear word in hamilton with pickle
That sounds actually so WILD
@@EPICfankid yeah it was, my favorite was "how does a pickle, orphan, son of a pickle and a scotsman"
that’s actually hilarious, I will call my friends pickle from now on 😂👌
1:21 😂Odysseus literally saying he gives the best F's 😭
And that he apparently needs to be... released from his pent up state to be removed as a threat. He's learned a little too much from circe
"No matter the place, We can #### up the world, here's how to start" OMFG THIS IS SO SIMPLE BUT SO GOOD
This life is ✨amazing✨ when you **** it with open arms💀💀💀💀
"We can #### up the world here's how to start"
POLITES WHAT HAPPENED😭
"What if the greatest threat we'll #### across the sea... is me"
Odyseus RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
"You've #### me enough"
Oh no 😭
"I need to #### you in private 💀
"i see your palace covered in #####"
"captain, captain, why would you let the cyclops ####"
"Nester secure Helen and #### her, Neo avenge your ####er kill the ####ers of hector"
"deep in the night the #### can be tragic ill help you conquer her"
i just now watched part 1 and 2, i promise that i came up with these myself
Hermes is such a homie
Tell me, Odysseus
If I were to make you choose
The ####s of your men and crew or your own
Why do I think they'd lose?
That whole song can be made even worse than it is.
"Pride is a damsel in distress
Hiding away where only I can #### her."
@@Thesecrethalfblood tbh that's not much worse, the whole song is basically using SA as a metaphor
@@Thesecrethalfbloodit’s the exact same tbh
1:01 posiedon is valid for that
0:20 is probably the only sentence that doesn’t sound completely messed up other then the floating island censorship.
That’s why his best friend is pregnant
"I'll give you our finest treasure, so long as we leave alive
You can keep the world's best tasting ****"
Nooooo 😂
I would also agree that the day they **** that giants boar *** was terrifying I wasn’t even there and I am traumatized
0:42 no wonder the cyclops was mad
I was of by a few seconds
"No matter the place, we can ***** up the world, here's how to start" is my favorite from this batch, but "All I gotta do is ***** this bag" is a close second
0:20
Politicians and billionaires be like:
0:56 Eurylycus and Odysseus ship??? I’m joking of course
Thank you for blessing us with more of this epic content
LMAOOO! Yeah it would’ve been weird since both of them are brother-in-laws.
Yeah no that would be problematic
0:45 Odysseus is Greek, not Scottish. 😂
The stereotype is that it’s the Welsh, not the Scots.
@@Anonyomus_commenter Really? The first time I learned of the stereotype, it was Scotsmen.
@@disableddragonborn It’s a Welsh thing. The Scots are stereotyped as alcoholics with extremely thick accents who hate England (that last one is partly true)
@@disableddragonbornNope it’s definitely the Welsh
You can use Sardinians since it's on the Mediterranean sea
I mean... the one of 'there are other ways' is valid
1:35 Pharaohs for some reason
WAIT ACTUALLY?? IN THE WATER???
The one about Odysseus's wife was so true
LETS DO WHAT TO THE SHEEP?! 😂😂
That bag has been through it 💀💀💀
That’s why the bag is pregnant
The entire section from The Horse and The Infant at the beginning is FOUL
0:45 I’m sorry Ody, WUT!?!
0:57-1:00 I mean, if that’s what you’re into Ody
Posidens reaction at 1:03 is literally everyone
1:15 Ody we didn’t need to know that 😂😭
Bonus 1: Ody you can’t tell someone where to f*ck
1:45 -1.49 Ma’am very politely…we didn’t need to know that
Once again I lost my crap at this, congrats at making something that cursed and funny too
open arms is just too good
“We can fuck up the world here’s how to start” got me 💀
Also, you put like the entirety of Open Arms in 😭
"You ****ed my sheep... my favorite sheep."
"Lets * the sheep and go" and "if youd like to * more, let me pull you aside then, i need to * you in private" made choke on air 😭 good job fr
I need a "We're only here to ****" and "600 men are *******" now lol
he’s doing WHAT to the bag??
You don’t wanna know
He's gonna f the bag
he’s making Aeolus rethink his life decisions 😔
You could add "I only took the **** so you could live" :D
All I gotta do is #### this bag!
What!?
In the "the god of seas is out to * my *"
You should have kept life there.
"Its been 12 long years since i have #### my wife and now the god of tides,is out to #### my life"
Wheezing at this video! This is exactly what I have come to expect from the fandom 💀
THESE VIDEOS ARE WHAT MAKES THE INTERNET SO GREAT XD
😂odysseus just ***king everyone
Bonus 3 got me dying from laughter😂
1:00 is an accurate reaction.
ODY PUT DOWN THE CYCLOPS,SHEEP,EURLYCUS,WINDBAG,POSIDAN,PENELAPE,ANDTHEWATER
IF NOBODY ##### YOU BE SILENT LMAO
It occurs to me that I might have dived too deep into this fandom, so something like this starting to pop up on my feed is no longer a rare occasion 😅
But why do I love it so much?
Poetry at its finest 🍷🗿
“We can #### up the world here’s how to start” 😂😂😂 it’s the nice ones you have to watch lol
Poseidon have you thought that ### the water Ody would be ### you? 😂
The wife one killed me 😭
"your light" censorship?? Noooo hhshss XD
1:48 looking for the largest…what?
You would ####
1:56 the "until the day we ****** that giant boar's ****" killed me
HOW COULD YOU RUIN YOUR LIGHT FOR ME😭
very epic, nucking futs!! 🥔🥔
Aw, no “Six hundred **** I’ll ****” ?
Why do these work so well 😭
"All i gotta do is #### this bag!" omg pahaha
This is epic.
💙💙💙💙
Im dying of laughter from these.
1:12 SOBBINGG 😭
1:13 is cannon 😂🤣
The last one made me chock on toothpaste
Who ***** you? Who ***** you? It was nobody-
I love how in basically every video that poor windbag is going THROUGH it💀🙏
“Wake up! Odysseus wake up they’re ****ING THE BAG”
“HELP ME ****** THE BAG” “But sir, it’s too late!” “We can save whatever wind is left to ****** another day”
and now: “All I gotta do is ****** this bag!” “WHAT”
Dont forget the i **** the wind back while you were a sleep
THIS LIFE IS AMAZING
WHEN YOU ### IT WITH OPEN ARMS (legs xdddd)
I love the censor saga
This is a masterpiece. I have nothing more to say.
Another great EPIC video
“all i gotta do is **** this bag” why did that flow so well 😭
Really tho 😭😂
there's an equaly worse option for the Polities one i just realized ''This life is amazing when you great it with open A%S''
"ALL I NEED TO DO IS **** THIS BAG!"
"WHAT!?"
Yeah...WHAT!?!!?
-dying-
The last line in this video summarises these videos perfectly 2:17
is it weird that my mind came up with a cuss that would match the context that the censors are
Maybe you can do one with upset swearing, like the ***ing island.
Like
"You can relax my friend
**** Polities"
"Hermes! **** you"
This is funnier than the other ones 😭
Can you do the Ares part from God Games? "To get back to his homestead he'll fuck everybody"
0:07 The first half of There are Other Wats
I LOVE THIS SERIES 💀💀💀💀
Man can't wait for Not Sorry for Loving You to be like:
"So if I #### you
or if I #### too strong
Or if I #### you
For that I'll say I was ####
And if you #### me
Then I am sorry my #### to much for you
But I'm not sorry for ####### you"
0:02 0:05 0:11 0:14 0:16 0:20 0:23 0:24 0:27 0:30 0:32 0:37 0:41 0:45 0:49 0:51 0:54 0:58 1:02 1:07 1:15 1:19 1:19 1:24 1:32 1:36 1:46 1:49 1:51 1:57 1:59 2:10 Oh no!
ODI,NOT THE BAG!
1:16 well he isn’t lying, also 0:20 makes sense because it sounds normal, and so does the floating island one from the other video.
Waiting for "what if I #### the monster?"
6 seconds in and I’m already gone
UNTIL WE WHAT THE BOARS WHAT
1:13 I mean... He isn't wrong
No matter the place, we can #### up the world...
1:14
He's not wrong tho is he.