"We can #### up the world here's how to start" POLITES WHAT HAPPENED😭 "What if the greatest threat we'll #### across the sea... is me" Odyseus RUN FOR YOUR LIFE "You've #### me enough" Oh no 😭 "I need to #### you in private 💀
Honestly, that would be a normal Tuesday in Greek mythology. I mean, Zeus technically stuck his "lightnings" in everyone and everything he saw, so that wouldn't be so surprising.
"i see your palace covered in #####" "captain, captain, why would you let the cyclops ####" "Nester secure Helen and #### her, Neo avenge your ####er kill the ####ers of hector" "deep in the night the #### can be tragic ill help you conquer her"
"No matter the place, we can ***** up the world, here's how to start" is my favorite from this batch, but "All I gotta do is ***** this bag" is a close second
@@disableddragonborn It’s a Welsh thing. The Scots are stereotyped as alcoholics with extremely thick accents who hate England (that last one is partly true)
The entire section from The Horse and The Infant at the beginning is FOUL 0:45 I’m sorry Ody, WUT!?! 0:57-1:00 I mean, if that’s what you’re into Ody Posidens reaction at 1:03 is literally everyone 1:15 Ody we didn’t need to know that 😂😭 Bonus 1: Ody you can’t tell someone where to f*ck 1:45 -1.49 Ma’am very politely…we didn’t need to know that Once again I lost my crap at this, congrats at making something that cursed and funny too
In the "the god of seas is out to * my *" You should have kept life there. "Its been 12 long years since i have #### my wife and now the god of tides,is out to #### my life"
It occurs to me that I might have dived too deep into this fandom, so something like this starting to pop up on my feed is no longer a rare occasion 😅 But why do I love it so much?
I love how in basically every video that poor windbag is going THROUGH it💀🙏 “Wake up! Odysseus wake up they’re ****ING THE BAG” “HELP ME ****** THE BAG” “But sir, it’s too late!” “We can save whatever wind is left to ****** another day” and now: “All I gotta do is ****** this bag!” “WHAT”
Man can't wait for Not Sorry for Loving You to be like: "So if I #### you or if I #### too strong Or if I #### you For that I'll say I was #### And if you #### me Then I am sorry my #### to much for you But I'm not sorry for ####### you"
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"ALL I NEED TO DO IS F*** THIS BAG!" "WHAT?"
“YOU’VE F***** ME ENOUGH!”
+ anytime penelope and or telemecus is mentioned
The reason why ody likes polites so much is because he likes to f*** everything too!
Poseidon was flabbergasted
@@berenromkey4225indeed •_•
The sheep one broke me.
relatable
or did you break the sheep
THE BAG IS MY ENEMY
Epic but Welsh
Came for the food, didn't even grab it...
That last one turned from a slightly romantic song to a highly concerning fanfic
I genuinely don't remember which one that was
@@niserresin2006 the cut song about Odysseus and Polites remembering the time they fought Athena's boar
1:13 well he's not wrong Telemachus cover ur eyes-
He missed it 😭😞
He aint wrong
If no one ***** you be silent, is such a wonderful phase that I will now incorporate into my daily life
0:10 bro-💀
Open Arms ❌
Open Legs ✅
💀💀💀
Polites is 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
@@brotoswagginswelp, he kinda is..in a light-hearted way ofc-
NAAAAAAH
BROO AINT NO WAYYY
HELP
I love that in every one of these there’s a WILD implication that Odysseus is just being a pr0stitue for his men 😭😭😭
Hey, a captain’s gotta do what he’s gotta do to keep the crew’s spirits up
I mean, they had to do something to pass the time
1:18 just confirms Poseidon is after Odysseus' ass figuratively and literally, and it's not out of character for him at all
fair 😭
Don’t call me out like that pls
@@P0oseidonn ....... 💀💀
All I gotta do is f this bag
Poseidon: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU 🏄♂️🤦♂️
1:00 Poseidon's reaction fits
Was not waiting for this to be fair-
@@P0oseidonnhe will #### high and low
Siren 2024
@@Bluemoonplayzhey, im just perpetuating family tradition…ask my brother Zeus he’s very attached to it
@@P0oseidonn #### me odysseys trunder #### her #### her
Zeuz 2024
@@P0oseidonn we see that athena is wery like zeus in this version
1:12 is accurate
Technically the truth
Best one yet
0:09 that's just Zeus in a nutshell
FR
Open arms closed arms, human arms, animal arms. It don't matter
@@ilyte1heck it doesn’t even have to have arms 😭👌
Fr
"We can #### up the world here's how to start"
POLITES WHAT HAPPENED😭
"What if the greatest threat we'll #### across the sea... is me"
Odyseus RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
"You've #### me enough"
Oh no 😭
"I need to #### you in private 💀
POLITIES NO STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING 😭
THE BONUS WAS WILDDDD
With one
I love to think about this "AU" or idk that is just epic musical but everyone just fucks everything and everyone😭
Honestly, that would be a normal Tuesday in Greek mythology. I mean, Zeus technically stuck his "lightnings" in everyone and everything he saw, so that wouldn't be so surprising.
I mean, sounds like an average fanfic 🤷♀️
"While you're f***ing to be known" has a lot of implications for Athena in this AU
Oh my god someone needs to write this (but not like being explicit as in in detail or anything bc I hate that)
*sighs and starts writing*
“600 lives I’ll ####”
😂
600 ### i’ll ###*
So *thats* why he was missing for 20 years 😔🤨
1:01 POSEIDON'S "what" JUST MAKES IT FUNNIER
Who just randomly fked a bag 💀
@@P0oseidonnyou need to save that poor bag keep odyssey way from circe athena his son his wife his crew flowers and everyting
@@Bluemoonplayz on it, just wait for my vengeance it will no longer be called the Odyssey when I’m done with him.
@@P0oseidonn please you cannot let anyone near ody at the moment your brother has brainwashed him dont even let him to the under word
0:28
THEY ARE DOING WHAT WITH THE CYCLOPS
Fucking his eye
THATS WHY POSIDEON WAS SO MAD😮
That makes sense why the cyclops is pregnant
@@Circeiscoolbut in another one of these videos he says "you could have avoided all this had you just ###### my son"
My boy a victim😭
1:21 😂Odysseus literally saying he gives the best F's 😭
And that he apparently needs to be... released from his pent up state to be removed as a threat. He's learned a little too much from circe
0:20
Politicians and billionaires be like:
1:15 that’s canon
So simple yet so true
Given he had only been away for ten years at that point, does that mean they just weren’t for two years while he was still home 😂
@@Anonyomus_commenter they had an argument before the Trojan war
@@Anonyomus_commenter she held that grudge for 2 years
Well actually its 10 long years not 12 but still
"i see your palace covered in #####"
"captain, captain, why would you let the cyclops ####"
"Nester secure Helen and #### her, Neo avenge your ####er kill the ####ers of hector"
"deep in the night the #### can be tragic ill help you conquer her"
i just now watched part 1 and 2, i promise that i came up with these myself
Hermes is such a homie
dangg, odysseus and eurylochus really are getting it i guess 💀
Lol yeah
"No matter the place, We can #### up the world, here's how to start" OMFG THIS IS SO SIMPLE BUT SO GOOD
This life is ✨amazing✨ when you **** it with open arms💀💀💀💀
When Odysseus is slowly becoming Zeus
I mean... the one of 'there are other ways' is valid
this reminds me of the time my friends and i replaced every questionable/swear word in hamilton with pickle
That sounds actually so WILD
@@EPICfankid yeah it was, my favorite was "how does a pickle, orphan, son of a pickle and a scotsman"
that’s actually hilarious, I will call my friends pickle from now on 😂👌
"No matter the place, we can ***** up the world, here's how to start" is my favorite from this batch, but "All I gotta do is ***** this bag" is a close second
That bag has been through it 💀💀💀
That’s why the bag is pregnant
1:01 posiedon is valid for that
"You ****ed my sheep... my favorite sheep."
Tell me, Odysseus
If I were to make you choose
The ####s of your men and crew or your own
Why do I think they'd lose?
That whole song can be made even worse than it is.
"Pride is a damsel in distress
Hiding away where only I can #### her."
@@Thesecrethalfblood tbh that's not much worse, the whole song is basically using SA as a metaphor
@@Thesecrethalfbloodit’s the exact same tbh
1:00 is an accurate reaction.
0:56 Eurylycus and Odysseus ship??? I’m joking of course
Thank you for blessing us with more of this epic content
LMAOOO! Yeah it would’ve been weird since both of them are brother-in-laws.
Yeah no that would be problematic
"Lets * the sheep and go" and "if youd like to * more, let me pull you aside then, i need to * you in private" made choke on air 😭 good job fr
The last line in this video summarises these videos perfectly 2:17
1:35 Pharaohs for some reason
WAIT ACTUALLY?? IN THE WATER???
0:42 no wonder the cyclops was mad
I was of by a few seconds
LETS DO WHAT TO THE SHEEP?! 😂😂
0:20 is probably the only sentence that doesn’t sound completely messed up other then the floating island censorship.
That’s why his best friend is pregnant
I would also agree that the day they **** that giants boar *** was terrifying I wasn’t even there and I am traumatized
he’s doing WHAT to the bag??
You don’t wanna know
He's gonna f the bag
he’s making Aeolus rethink his life decisions 😔
0:45 Odysseus is Greek, not Scottish. 😂
The stereotype is that it’s the Welsh, not the Scots.
@@Anonyomus_commenter Really? The first time I learned of the stereotype, it was Scotsmen.
@@disableddragonborn It’s a Welsh thing. The Scots are stereotyped as alcoholics with extremely thick accents who hate England (that last one is partly true)
@@disableddragonbornNope it’s definitely the Welsh
You can use Sardinians since it's on the Mediterranean sea
The one about Odysseus's wife was so true
"I'll give you our finest treasure, so long as we leave alive
You can keep the world's best tasting ****"
Nooooo 😂
“We can fuck up the world here’s how to start” got me 💀
Also, you put like the entirety of Open Arms in 😭
All I gotta do is #### this bag!
What!?
I need a "We're only here to ****" and "600 men are *******" now lol
The entire section from The Horse and The Infant at the beginning is FOUL
0:45 I’m sorry Ody, WUT!?!
0:57-1:00 I mean, if that’s what you’re into Ody
Posidens reaction at 1:03 is literally everyone
1:15 Ody we didn’t need to know that 😂😭
Bonus 1: Ody you can’t tell someone where to f*ck
1:45 -1.49 Ma’am very politely…we didn’t need to know that
Once again I lost my crap at this, congrats at making something that cursed and funny too
“We can #### up the world here’s how to start” 😂😂😂 it’s the nice ones you have to watch lol
In the "the god of seas is out to * my *"
You should have kept life there.
"Its been 12 long years since i have #### my wife and now the god of tides,is out to #### my life"
😂odysseus just ***king everyone
You could add "I only took the **** so you could live" :D
The wife one killed me 😭
open arms is just too good
ODY PUT DOWN THE CYCLOPS,SHEEP,EURLYCUS,WINDBAG,POSIDAN,PENELAPE,ANDTHEWATER
The one about Poseidon got me rolling on the floor🤣😂
Bonus 3 got me dying from laughter😂
THESE VIDEOS ARE WHAT MAKES THE INTERNET SO GREAT XD
1:12 SOBBINGG 😭
IF NOBODY ##### YOU BE SILENT LMAO
Wheezing at this video! This is exactly what I have come to expect from the fandom 💀
"your light" censorship?? Noooo hhshss XD
It occurs to me that I might have dived too deep into this fandom, so something like this starting to pop up on my feed is no longer a rare occasion 😅
But why do I love it so much?
"All i gotta do is #### this bag!" omg pahaha
very epic, nucking futs!! 🥔🥔
Poetry at its finest 🍷🗿
1:37 "Or i'll raise the * * * * * so high, all of Ithaca will die."
1:48 looking for the largest…what?
You would ####
1:56 the "until the day we ****** that giant boar's ****" killed me
is it weird that my mind came up with a cuss that would match the context that the censors are
This is epic.
💙💙💙💙
Im dying of laughter from these.
1:13 is cannon 😂🤣
Why do these work so well 😭
Poseidon have you thought that ### the water Ody would be ### you? 😂
HOW COULD YOU RUIN YOUR LIGHT FOR ME😭
"ALL I NEED TO DO IS **** THIS BAG!"
"WHAT!?"
Yeah...WHAT!?!!?
-dying-
Aw, no “Six hundred **** I’ll ****” ?
1:12 epic summarised
there's an equaly worse option for the Polities one i just realized ''This life is amazing when you great it with open A%S''
THIS LIFE IS AMAZING
WHEN YOU ### IT WITH OPEN ARMS (legs xdddd)
I love the censor saga
I love how in basically every video that poor windbag is going THROUGH it💀🙏
“Wake up! Odysseus wake up they’re ****ING THE BAG”
“HELP ME ****** THE BAG” “But sir, it’s too late!” “We can save whatever wind is left to ****** another day”
and now: “All I gotta do is ****** this bag!” “WHAT”
Dont forget the i **** the wind back while you were a sleep
0:02 0:05 0:11 0:14 0:16 0:20 0:23 0:24 0:27 0:30 0:32 0:37 0:41 0:45 0:49 0:51 0:54 0:58 1:02 1:07 1:15 1:19 1:19 1:24 1:32 1:36 1:46 1:49 1:51 1:57 1:59 2:10 Oh no!
Another great EPIC video
Who ***** you? Who ***** you? It was nobody-
The last one made me chock on toothpaste
“all i gotta do is **** this bag” why did that flow so well 😭
Really tho 😭😂
"We can #### up the world, here's how to start!"
LMAOO
0:07 The first half of There are Other Wats
It’s been a little over twelve years since he’s *************** his wife
"Let's #### the sheep and away we go..."
LOLLLLL
I love these I wanted to comment the part I found the funniest but they are all really funny
Never mind 0:48 is my favorite
Help I have to listen to this near people sleeping and I can’t laugh
Man can't wait for Not Sorry for Loving You to be like:
"So if I #### you
or if I #### too strong
Or if I #### you
For that I'll say I was ####
And if you #### me
Then I am sorry my #### to much for you
But I'm not sorry for ####### you"
1:16 well he isn’t lying, also 0:20 makes sense because it sounds normal, and so does the floating island one from the other video.
1:14
He's not wrong tho is he.
" WHO #### YOU" 😏
I LOVE THIS SERIES 💀💀💀💀
This is funnier than the other ones 😭