@@edgbarradepends on interpretation. Sometimes Helen is the product of Zeus, and so I don’t think Penelope would’ve gotten that same luck in terms of genetics.
@Potato_stabbed ugh, it's the perfect kind of mutiny for me. Mutiny me eurylochus, I dare you. * said in a very seductive tone of voice with ugh nit being pronounced as a groan of discomfort but a moan of pleasure of course. *
"You've #### us. You've #### us all, Eurylochus!!!" Hey. A sentence whose meaning pretty much stays the same when censored. And no daughters are involved.
"Don't make me #### you brother" "#### me, Odysseus" I mean, I knew Zeus was that kinda guy, but I didn't know he wanted the men too. The more the merrier I guess.
quick reminder of ganymede's existance, a twink so beautifull zeus made him inmortal and his servant/lover to the point hera got jealous of their love and turn that twink into stars, the aquarius constellation if im not mistaken
Honestly, they somehow made zeus even hornier, something that is nearly impossible. At least Zeus in the Iliad got serious from time to time, and didn't #### something as immaterial as lighning. But, considering zeus is immortal, I would't be surprised if he entered a face were he got so horny he was willing to deliver punishment by #### people to death.
@@davidkoormann5262 pretty sure “fuck me” isn’t always indicative of being a bottom. Besides I think Zeus would never let himself bottom purely out of the need to put his dick inside something
“When we fucked with Circe” actually feels incredibly accurate. Like completely ignoring what happens in the actual Odyssey I would consider the crew going into her palace only to get turned into pigs as “fucking with her” as in “fuck around and see what happens.”
@@thatoneperson-thatyoucantr3652 and people always connect Zeus with m4nwh0re behaviour... well, Poseidon is older and used to be more powerful, he deserves it
Zeus is doing some questionable stuff to pride Edit: I have never seen this much likes under anything that's me omg TYSM! Edit2: when did this got 800 😭
@@CatnipAndCrits Oh, no, I mean the one that was made out of gold, tin, and bronze after he begged his mommy for new armor after his BFF got brutally bodied by hektor and apollo. So she went to hephestus in chapter eighteen and GOD, even Ahabs harpoon took less time to make and describe!!??! Here's a snipped from my translation, by peter greeen "First he fashioned a shield, both huge and sturdy, adorned intricately all over, and around it set a bright rim, three-layered and glinting, complete witha. silver badric. FIve were the layers of the shield itself, and on it with consumate skill he set a number of decorations. On it he fashioned the earth, the sea, and the heavens, the unwearying sun, the mon on its increase to full-" And it goes on. And on. And on, until almost the end of the chapter.
If Zeus wrote his own EPIC Saga:
So real
😂
I can literally picture this
"I have to #### her..."
"But we'll die"
"I know 😞😞"
Ody got his priorities STRAIGHT. HE'S DESPERATE.
It’s been 12 long years, man I’d probably do the same
Hey Telemachus, you want a sister? :D
His real wife knows that soon he’ll have a daughter 😅
LMAO I mean it’s not wrong 😂 bros been touch starved of the only person he loves in over a decade. You really gotta respect those priorities
Zeus on the other hand has got his priorities GAY
"agh, my ####"
"It's bursting with ####"
_woah woah WOAH PAUSE_
So much meat… and so hunger is so heavy (😭)
"You'd have done the same!"
😭💀
WHAT ARE THESE QUOTES IN THE REPLIES
@@Helur_Loves_Cats the work of people who have spent too long on ao3
I don't care what anyone else says no line is greater than the implications that Odysseus is so horny for Penelope that he kills his crew
I mean thats basically what did happen
Thats literally what it is though!!!
Well, she's the sister of Helena, the most beautiful woman. I imagine she has some of the genes too
@@edgbarradepends on interpretation. Sometimes Helen is the product of Zeus, and so I don’t think Penelope would’ve gotten that same luck in terms of genetics.
LMAO 😭
“Come ##### with me and our daughter” I know this is Ancient Greece but wtf Siren
To be fair, Odysseus says that his wife knows he didn’t ##### daughters.
@@_SSCJ that doesn’t make sense cause isn’t his wife someone else’s daughter? Isn’t every woman?
@@thefollower89 I’m just saying what musical said.
Demetrq, Persephone and Zeus
@@thefollower89He said “a” daughter, so he could ****** all but one
" so much meat " is somehow the most sus lyric that isnt even censored
It wasn't sus in the original, but it just sounds SO wrong here.
Is because of the face age the unneeded sensor before it
What about,
Which route should I ######? Where am I supposed to go?
Unnecessary censorship with Zeus somehow makes his part feel truer to the character
True
Very accurate tbh-
"YOU ###### US ALL EURYLOCHUS!" is what Odysseus wanted to say for sure
Definitely said that in the directors cut
"but if you #### his cattle you know who he'll send" omg Minotaur lore????!
Reverse minotaur lore
Helios already ####s his cattle, he’ll get jealous!
@sleepypossumn
Your profile picture is the best thing I’ve ever seen on the internet
In other words, I love it :D
@@-Quono- awh thank you so much
Most accurate representation of Zeus
Yes 😃
Omg lol 😂
“#### me, Odysseus~” 3:48
@@Potato_stabbedgiven hes equal opportunity even if his exploits forced upon women are more well known
Jesus CHRIST, Zeus
"YOU ###### US ALL, EURYLOCHUS!" Based line right there
Yes
My god
Tbh can see that happening in the actual odyssey.
yknow this line could've been the actual line
@@SnaiIer yeah but they had to make it Rated U
"lower your #####" "no can do"
"don't make me ##### you brother, you know you'd have done the same"
bro wtf kinda mutiny is this
Wrong kind of mutiny
@Potato_stabbed ugh, it's the perfect kind of mutiny for me. Mutiny me eurylochus, I dare you. * said in a very seductive tone of voice with ugh nit being pronounced as a groan of discomfort but a moan of pleasure of course. *
@@BiTreeFrog so imaginative!
The gay kind 😌😂😂👌🏻
@@BiTreeFrog I think im going to kill myself
"You've #### us. You've #### us all, Eurylochus!!!"
Hey. A sentence whose meaning pretty much stays the same when censored.
And no daughters are involved.
😂😂
It doesn't have to mean the same thing...
It could be litteral.
@@user-df2uh7yu1iWelll they already did in private
@@user-df2uh7yu1iOh yeah I forgot. This is a greek legend
Ah yes. Canon Zeus. 😀
well, true xD
Lore accurate Zeus
“And let’s say he blocked the way home with… giant [REDACTED]s and giant [REDACTED]s”
“oh no :(“
The way that just conjured up Poseidon summoning a whole swarm of titanic dicks swaying in the wind in the middle of the ocean..
He is a god so you know his little friend is prop GIANT
I was like: 'Yea, in the mythology he'd probably do that if he had such an idea'
"he will ##### you high and low" OH MY GOD???.
Fun fact, the sign is actually had the most children out of all the gods so I actually would not be surprised if he did f really well
😭😭
Honestly i am curious to what that in-tales
Yeah can confirm. Get in the water coward-
Some missed opportunity
“ we filled our #### with bees wax”
Or "We filled our ears with ####"
Omg yes😂
Triple threat:
“We #### our #### with ####!”
WILD
Bee seggs
NO NOT THE BAG AGAIN. THAT BAG HAS BEEN ##### ENOUGH
I think the bag is traumatized now
#Justiceforbag
@@sureindubitably3771 I stand with the bag
Let's pay the therapy to the bag
#Justiceforbag
"Come #### with me and our daughter"
"AND MY REAL WIFE KNOWS I DONT #### A DAUGHTER"
ayo
Well at least Ody has morals…
Even unnecessary censorship Odysseus has standards. They’re real ####### low, but they exist.
He was just addressing the allegations
@@liblib620i can't with these comments bro 😂
The whole common section has just been making me wheeze the entire time
"when we ###### with circe" the way thats more accurate to the odyssey than most of the Circe Saga
😂
He left behind no man
@@TheVacivus he left behind Elpenor
@@w1ldfireyt650he died, and nobody noticed.
He died, and nobody cared
@@Indigo3730yeah, but in the Odyssey they go back for him
"don't make me **** you brother" its really not the threat you think it is dear odysseus
I doth believe he's begging not to be subjected to it, menacingly XD
"LOWER YOUR ####!"
"No can do"
*[5 min later]*
"Agh... My ####"
"It's bursting with ####"
Bruh, i'm SOBBING!!! LMAO
And the c- then censorship
EURY: Captain? 😟
ODY: I have to **** her 😩
EURY: But we’ll d i e 🫤
ODY: I k n o w 😭
OMG 😭
Odysseus is down HORRENDOUS, 12 years does that apparently
@@inigochicano To be fair, he passed up on Cerci.
SOME APHRODISIACS THERE..
@@claudiuskeat8336 sorry but *Circe
"It's bursting with ***" kills me
Lol as,e
"But if you ##### his cattle"
I hate how you can still hear the c get cutoff 😭
If I had a nickel for every time they ####ed ears
I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
A platypus? Perry the platypus?!?!!
Men of Culture I see
The Thunder Saga❌
The Freaky Saga✅💀
Honestly this seems so much more accurate to Greek Mythology, especially Zeus' parts, but damn-😓🙏🏽✨
"CUT OFF THEIR ####!"
Woah......... Woah.
Idea for a future one:
“Look me in the eyes and tell me, Captain, that you did not just **censored** six men”
WOAH WOAH WOAH GODDAM
"The things I'd #### for you"
That's true love
Eurlychus did what to the wind bag?
He opened it
Some pretty messed up stuff... *both in this video's version and in the original musical version-*
who DIDN'T do that to the wind bag at this point
Talk about a vacuum seal
« #### your friends close and your enemies closer ! Never really know who you can #### ! »
"YOU´VE BEEN TRYING TO ##### MY ### THIS WHOLE TIME" Thats crazy
“When we ###### with Circe”
Ah, I see this one is more Odyssey-accurate.
Thunderbringer: Now more mythologically accurate!
"Thunder ****er" eh, classic Zeus😂
He’s gotten desperate huh
@cosmicvoidtree its one way to get a jolt out of life
Very much, there is nothing he has not or would not molest out there
Thunder? I hardly know her 😅
Honestly "Thunder ****er" is the best summary I've ever heard
"ITS BURSTING WITH C****" GOT ME
"We are the ones who #### now" and "You`ve ###### us all, Eurylochus" are now officially headcanon.
Odysseus: CUT OFF THEIR #####!
The crew: WHOAAAA!!!!
"#### THEM ALL!"
"Don't make me #### you brother"
"#### me, Odysseus"
I mean, I knew Zeus was that kinda guy, but I didn't know he wanted the men too. The more the merrier I guess.
quick reminder of ganymede's existance, a twink so beautifull zeus made him inmortal and his servant/lover to the point hera got jealous of their love and turn that twink into stars, the aquarius constellation if im not mistaken
@@nameless-1096 Oh yeah, I completely forgot about him for a sec. But yeah, I guess its not inaccurate.
@@nameless-1096HOLD UP WHAT
It’s Ancient Greece. What do you expect?
@@nameless-1096"To the point Hera got jealous" since when was she not jealous?
3:05 oh i understand why the crew betrayed him now
"lower your #####" turn tables!
I'm dying playing this over and over again
Not My Hand 😭😭🤚
this gives a WHOLE new definition to "fuck around and find out"
Eurylochus really making us think he screwed the cattle
First the sheep now the cows, what’s next the chicken?
@@_-drowsy-_ the bag
@@incineakechi5197LMFAO😂😂😂
"You pretended to #### my wife, so i played along" WOAH WOAH, SIREN
Edit: Also this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten, cool.
diversity win! the siren trying to drown you and your entire crew is lesbian!
GETTING WILDDDD
Never have i imagined lesbian assault hallucinations in epic
@@SunnyS.Studios that’s exactly what I imagined😭
2:24
“I ##### the wind bag while you were asleep.”
Aeolus: I feel violated…
Why did I read that as vindicated
"i #### the wind bag while you were asleep"
"Eury.... You could have kept that secret"
"Then you have ###### my hand"
“Lower your #####!”
“Lower your ####!”
"When we ####ed the Cyclops"
@@glitchyboi2065no can do
Funniest line 😂
“So find a place he’d never #####” that’s impossible:p
Theaths poseidon not zeus 😅
@@Pinck_blob not to sl*tshame but Poseidon also got around a lot
@@tea-is-life this comment is really fucking funny 💀💀/gen
Like trust me
Medusa tried
@@maxis_eats_soap4127 In ovid's retelling She did. In the original no.
"Lower your ###"
"No cant do"
Ayo eurylochus 💀💀
Thunder *****er is an accurate description of Zeus
remember in one part its thunder bringer and in another its thunder bring her, so maybe its a command too T-T
No matter how much you bleep out Zeus he's STILL perfectly in character!
Honestly, they somehow made zeus even hornier, something that is nearly impossible. At least Zeus in the Iliad got serious from time to time, and didn't #### something as immaterial as lighning. But, considering zeus is immortal, I would't be surprised if he entered a face were he got so horny he was willing to deliver punishment by #### people to death.
@@ChupacabraRexZeus becoming so horny that he would #### someone to death sounds like something that happened
"#### me, Odysseus 😏" ZEUS CHILL
Zues has godly libido, it's impossible to tell him to chill!
I would have expected him to top but it each their own I guess
@@davidkoormann5262 he wanted to changes things up a bit
@@davidkoormann5262 pretty sure “fuck me” isn’t always indicative of being a bottom. Besides I think Zeus would never let himself bottom purely out of the need to put his dick inside something
@@davidkoormann5262 well for an immortal, he'd probably have done it before at least once or so.
"come #### with me and our daughter"
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Sorry what
"MY REAL WIFE KNOWS I DON'T #### A DAUGHTER"
‘But if you ##### his cattle who knows what he’ll send’ made me think of that one line in Circe by Madeline Miller. Iykyk
Favorite line in the whole book
@@Paola_.S2 frrrrrr
Ight give me the line. I cannot be out of the loop
What line, tell us
@@omarsalem1219 "oh, please," My sister spat."[...] I fucked the sacred bull, alright?[...]"
“When we fucked with Circe” actually feels incredibly accurate. Like completely ignoring what happens in the actual Odyssey I would consider the crew going into her palace only to get turned into pigs as “fucking with her” as in “fuck around and see what happens.”
THE ORGYSSEY: THE MUSICAL
The censoring of what zeus was saying was honestly just lore accurate to his character
Imagine Zeus just coming down from the heavens and just saying "f*** me Odysseus"
Honestly, not that far from canon zeus
I was laughing so hard at this, my little brother asked what I was watching. He heard less than a minute and now he's subscribed.
My aunt asked what I was watching. Ain’t no way in hell I’m telling her 💀
I especially liked "you pretended to #### my wife, so I just played along"😂😂
Biblically accurate Zeus is back back back back back again...
The fuck you mean Biblically
Last I checked, Christianity’s big thing was there is only one god
@gamersgamestorm8291 This joke flew right over your head lol...
@@boomgirlbucko no I know what it means
I was also joking
@@gamersgamestorm8291 mid joke
@@djabutilol mid response
"But if you #### his cattle"
IT'S AN ANIMAL EURY, DON'T.
I'm pretty sure that's how the half man half bull thing happened
(I know what it is I just can't spell it)
@@That_blind_nerd (minotaur...?)
@@iateyourjelly9713 yes
@@iateyourjelly9713 yeah i forgot the whole story but basically a lady had a love spell cast on her and fell in love with a bull
"There are no laws against the animals captain"
0:31 "HE WILL ##### YOU HIGH AND LOW" damn did´nt knew that Poseidon was like Zeus😂
Poseidon's chariotier is a guy he made immortal because he thought he was pretty
Oh TOTALLY. He might be even worse because I'm pretty sure a lot more of his things are non consensual
They're brothers after all
Poseidon has more kids that Zeus.
Zeus takes 3rd place in that too, Heracles as 2nd place.
@@thatoneperson-thatyoucantr3652 and people always connect Zeus with m4nwh0re behaviour... well, Poseidon is older and used to be more powerful, he deserves it
censore zeus and you get zeus
anyways sirens got fucked over
litterally
Honestly tho 😂
THE SCYLLA VERSE 😭😭
Ahhh now Zeus is really in character
"he will #### you high and low" now that's accurate greek mythology
Zeus is doing some questionable stuff to pride
Edit: I have never seen this much likes under anything that's me omg TYSM!
Edit2: when did this got 800 😭
😭😭
Funny thing: Pride actually refers to odysseus
Eh it's Zeus. What do you expect
@@k.s.a9597 let's just say pride isn't the only thing that gets the Z that night
And not in just the Unnecessary Censorship Edition.
“I have to #### her” “But we’ll die” 😂 😭😭
"THEN YOU HAVE ###### MY HAND" ODY WHAT YOU DOIN????
HAND JOBS !
What I learned: I don’t have a dirty enough mind for this LMAO. I am genuinely struggling to fill in the blanks LOL
👏
" I ####### the wind bag while you were asleep" THAT REALLY GOT MY DYING OF LAUGHTER
I mean, to be fair, it was a REALLY good bag, probs as ornate as the shield of achilles(whose description took multiple pages), he couldn't resist.
@@ChupacabraRex it was like, 3 ox hides sewn together, it took a sentence or so to describe in the book haha
@@CatnipAndCrits Oh, no, I mean the one that was made out of gold, tin, and bronze after he begged his mommy for new armor after his BFF got brutally bodied by hektor and apollo. So she went to hephestus in chapter eighteen and GOD, even Ahabs harpoon took less time to make and describe!!??! Here's a snipped from my translation, by peter greeen "First he fashioned a shield, both huge and sturdy, adorned intricately all over, and around it set a bright rim, three-layered and glinting, complete witha. silver badric. FIve were the layers of the shield itself, and on it with consumate skill he set a number of decorations.
On it he fashioned the earth, the sea, and the heavens, the unwearying sun, the mon on its increase to full-" And it goes on. And on. And on, until almost the end of the chapter.
@@ChupacabraRex I meant the bag,
the bag was just ox hides TvT
THE SHIELD WAS AMAZING THO
@@CatnipAndCrits Oh, sorry. Although, while in the book it was just hides, Mr jalapeno can take creative liberties if you will.
"##### me, Odysseus" is crazy 💀💀💀💀💀💀
"choke on your #### and your tears!"
This is why Scylla is the queen❤😈🥴👑👑👑
No because the last part is kinda what Zeus was trying to say 😳
“###Ing Sailors to their dooms” Nah those Sailors got death by Snu Snu
'Don't make me ##### you, brother' WHY DID THAT SOUND LIKE IT WAS MEANT TO SAY THAT LOL
2:52 wow wow wow, the Cyclopse too!? Where the sheep not enough Oddy!?
"Don't make me #### you brother."
Ayo what happened to the no cheating on your wife thing 😂😂
“Then you have ##### my hand”
God this entire thing couldn’t get better XD
"Captain!"
"I have to ### her"
😂😂😂 IM DYING
Each #### we're getting closer to the original Odyssey 😂
I dunno what you mean “unnecessary” this is probably the most accurate portrayal of Zeus ever.
canon EPIC: emotionally devastating
the unnecessary censorship version: painfully, gut-bustingly funny
see the fact that my brain auto fills anything’s censored to f#ck does not help at all when watching these
@@enbyhellenic same 😭
SAME
"#### me, Odysseus" 😭 why is that my favorite part
"But if you #### his cattle, who knows who he'll send." Yeah, I believe that's how the Minotaur happened.
i think i have the humor of a fifth grader why did i laugh so hard at this
fr 💀
"OH #### US PLEASE" got me dying
Nah, you wouldn't have #### me.
@@stardust1815 i made a mistake like this, it almost cost my life, I can't take more risks of not ###### my wife!
Bro Called Me Dirty Minded In 2,910,103 Languages
This is Mythology accurate Zeus right here
"Then you have #### my hand"
Ain't that called ja-
3:34 HE ALREADY DOES THAT TO HIS OWN COWS
Ain’t no way my homeboy Helios would pull that shit
@@bahnankhayre9534 lol I was thinking of Madeline Miller’s version
My humour is so broken I almost choked on my drink
„#### us oh #### us please“
„Nah“
Based Odysseus
I expected the "oh #### us please" to have both be censored but it's somehow funnier with spare us first
every time a word actually started with the letter of the new word we made up in our heads it made it even better. prove me wrong
I was going to say the same thing
Every time I hear “let’s cut the charade you are no wife of mine” I want him to say “LETS CUT YHE SH** YOU ARE NO WIFE OF MINE”
The Sylla section was so real 💀😭
The best ones are where there word you censored start with and f so it sounds like he actally said that😂
“And ##### you while your death is near” excuse me what?!?! 😭😭
Not surprised at the amount of censorship with Zeus
“Then U have @&)@$ my hand”😐
“Lower your@;&)&)!!!”
😂😂😂😂😂