Epic: Unnecessary Censorship - Vengeance Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @jonathangaming7510
    @jonathangaming7510 День назад +304

    Odysseus just straight saying "f*ck you" to calypso is how it should have been

    • @niserresin2006
      @niserresin2006 День назад +22

      I mean... Giving her false hope like that was arguably a f*ck you as well

  • @neila128
    @neila128 День назад +451

    Soooooo.... in other words, the more mythologically accurate Calypso-- 👁👄👁

  • @ennardfanboy6140
    @ennardfanboy6140 День назад +254

    "Hermes fuck you" this is his second time saving your life

  • @MikomikYT
    @MikomikYT День назад +405

    And thats how Oddyseus failed No Nut November

  • @danimendoza4663
    @danimendoza4663 День назад +108

    3:07 First the wind bag...
    then the holy moly...
    and now THE FUCKING NORTH STAR?! 💀

  • @that1bookworm
    @that1bookworm День назад +171

    "Hermes! F*ck you 🖕" 😭😭😭

    • @juliaboskamp9666
      @juliaboskamp9666 День назад +10

      Please do my great-grandson -Hermes

    • @Ashera5469
      @Ashera5469 День назад +3

      0_0-Odysseus

    • @ething6832
      @ething6832 День назад +9

      "don't #### me, friend! ;D"

    • @Em_is_sad
      @Em_is_sad 4 часа назад

      “You very well may die 😏”

  • @yes07777
    @yes07777 День назад +277

    I was expecting the “next to my wife” line to be “####### my wife” 😭

    • @aylanabarata7614
      @aylanabarata7614 День назад +16

      Lost opportunity 😔

    • @mariogirl8100
      @mariogirl8100 День назад +12

      Or "Next to my ####" lol. (With the word censored to be Wife, lol)

  • @the_force_is_strong_with_me
    @the_force_is_strong_with_me День назад +260

    No mortal can **** Poseidon's ****
    Sally Jackson: hold my blue beer😎

  • @Barksenji
    @Barksenji День назад +296

    "Herpes" and "shit in the water" are absolutely sending me.

    • @KingOfThePond..
      @KingOfThePond.. День назад +7

      “Dune popcorn bucket”

    • @thesaltybeard1793
      @thesaltybeard1793 19 часов назад +1

      ​@@KingOfThePond..I don't get that one

    • @KingOfThePond..
      @KingOfThePond.. 19 часов назад

      @@thesaltybeard1793 For the movie Dune 2 which was coming in cinemas, there was a popcorn bucket made which was suppose to be the giant sand worms in Dune but the sand worm’s mouth was the opening of the popcorn bucket; meaning you had to put your hand into the mouth and grab your popcorn(search it if you can’t visualize off my description).
      Yeah, it got taken very sexually, mainly cause it resemble a flesh light

    • @KingOfThePond..
      @KingOfThePond.. 19 часов назад

      @@thesaltybeard1793 For the movie Dune 2 which was coming in cinemas, there was a popcorn bucket made which was suppose to be the giant sand worms in Dune but the sand worm’s mouth was the opening of the popcorn bucket; meaning you had to put your hand into the mouth and grab your popcorn(search it if you can’t visualize of my description).
      Yeah, it got taken very sexually, mainly cause it resemble a flesh light

    • @KingOfThePond..
      @KingOfThePond.. 19 часов назад

      @@thesaltybeard1793 ok my comment keeps getting deleted😭

  • @lucy233.
    @lucy233. День назад +110

    ngl "when danger ##### you with a smile" actually works

    • @juliaboskamp9666
      @juliaboskamp9666 День назад +21

      Hermes is one of the younger gods, so he definitely is one who would slip out a few curse words (all learned from Apollo because him and the other young gods like to trick Apollo)

    • @rubenvanderark4960
      @rubenvanderark4960 День назад +8

      Yeah Circe definitely tried to, and Calypso is implied to have

  • @z4chy1
    @z4chy1 День назад +167

    ‘I can tell you’re f*cking nervous’ got me on the floor 😭

    • @RhainezynxCh
      @RhainezynxCh День назад +21

      I just love how everyone seemed to talk about f*cking then there's Polites, cussing him for being nervous

  • @mugiwaramochi
    @mugiwaramochi День назад +165

    Why is everyone so 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 💀

    • @Ashera5469
      @Ashera5469 День назад +9

      Penelope ☠

    • @mugiwaramochi
      @mugiwaramochi День назад +17

      @Ashera5469 "jump in the water and #### me!"
      -unnecessary censorship from sirenelope in the thunder saga

    • @Ashera5469
      @Ashera5469 День назад +10

      @@mugiwaramochi "man she's so ****ing tall!"
      -Telemachus in unnecessary sensorship in the wisdom saga

    • @hermes_mrciso
      @hermes_mrciso День назад +6

      @@mugiwaramochi”Don’t #### me friend! I’m not the one who ###### for you!” -not my hermes

    • @mugiwaramochi
      @mugiwaramochi День назад +3

      @@hermes_mrciso -totally "hermes" 2024

  • @QueenyBunny
    @QueenyBunny День назад +80

    "Hello, old f*ck" will live rent-free in my head forever now.

  • @TheodorixtheGreatWyrm
    @TheodorixtheGreatWyrm День назад +170

    Epic if everyone was possessed at once by Aphrodite, Asmodeus, and Ishtar

    • @hunter_of_children
      @hunter_of_children День назад +39

      And Zeus

    • @juliaboskamp9666
      @juliaboskamp9666 День назад +21

      @hunter_of_children thunder ******* lightning ********** here to **** her -lore accurate Zues

    • @MikomikYT
      @MikomikYT 10 часов назад

      And Poseidon, i recently heard he was somehow more horny than Zeus​@@hunter_of_children

  • @MekotheBirdCageVtuber
    @MekotheBirdCageVtuber День назад +97

    3:07 DO NOT #### THE NORTH STAR

  • @GalaxywinghasADHD
    @GalaxywinghasADHD День назад +184

    8:07 ODY DO NOT YOUR SON

  • @Miss_.anonymously
    @Miss_.anonymously День назад +40

    1:38 “600 di- I mean deaths”

  • @Rainbowpaw_shine
    @Rainbowpaw_shine День назад +179

    AND I WILL ##### MY WIIIIIFFEEEE! So real, ody :P

    • @olivia_14_fiz
      @olivia_14_fiz 20 часов назад +2

      the one line that actually makes sense

  • @alangoodyear5087
    @alangoodyear5087 День назад +154

    2:36 You heard him Ody... No protection allowed....

  • @alyxleaf
    @alyxleaf День назад +71

    "hello old ####" killed me

  • @jmking4943
    @jmking4943 День назад +115

    "Poseidon takes Ody's 'Different Beast'" EXCUSE ME?!

  • @kizuna6562
    @kizuna6562 День назад +93

    you really made it sound that Poseidon and Odysseus are just out here clapping. never thought that Poseidon was the bottom

  • @MiraKage
    @MiraKage День назад +62

    3:13 strangers do be f***ing around the isle

  • @Mika-zi8bm
    @Mika-zi8bm День назад +85

    "So I can't go letting you walk" was sus enough on its own 😳

    • @optimisticprime5711
      @optimisticprime5711 День назад +25

      In the end it was Poseidon who couldn’t walk

    • @Sph1nxfox_therian
      @Sph1nxfox_therian 19 часов назад +2

      @@optimisticprime5711ayoooo😂

    • @KingOfThePond..
      @KingOfThePond.. 18 часов назад +6

      @@optimisticprime5711 this is even funnier hearing Poseidon’s line just before: “I’ve got a reputation, I’ve got a name to up hold”
      Just thinking he’s too prideful that he can’t accept being the bottom

  • @Michealjacksongohehe
    @Michealjacksongohehe День назад +69

    6:38 Im imagining ody hold up the wind bag or something. While Poseidon threatens him. Like: "Okay, pause. F*ck this." And Poseidon is just like: "What the f*ck?"

    • @P0oseidonn
      @P0oseidonn 17 часов назад +2

      It’s canon. I can confirm that’s what he did. He spent too much time with my brother and my nephew

    • @Bluemoonplayz
      @Bluemoonplayz 16 часов назад +1

      @@P0oseidonnpoor you poseidon you need theraby after this

  • @anabrenda7658
    @anabrenda7658 День назад +74

    2:03 Welp Hermes really ‘other ways of persuasioned’ Ody out
    of Ogygia.

  • @optimisticprime5711
    @optimisticprime5711 День назад +65

    “See, if you don’t spit it out soon- all that ### will destroy you!” Goddamn 😂

  • @justreshtrynachillax
    @justreshtrynachillax День назад +68

    9:55 The entirety of Greek Mythology to Zeus:

  • @blossom6792
    @blossom6792 День назад +37

    “I can tell you’re f*cking nervous” HELP

  • @Z_purple_Z
    @Z_purple_Z День назад +51

    Charybdis has a lot of contradictions lol

  • @AirQuotes2962
    @AirQuotes2962 День назад +31

    Replacing "Oh, whoa!" with "Owo!" is probably the most clever joke in the whoel series for me. Kudos.

  • @anabrenda7658
    @anabrenda7658 День назад +41

    7:12 EYYY LEAVE MY BOY TELEMACHUS OUT OF THIS

  • @CaiCanCreateVODS
    @CaiCanCreateVODS День назад +105

    THE POOR BAGG

    • @MusicalsOnMyMind
      @MusicalsOnMyMind День назад +6

      It’s been through to much

    • @CaiCanCreateVODS
      @CaiCanCreateVODS День назад +4

      @@MusicalsOnMyMind we need a bag arc where the bag sues ody

    • @GalaxyEViolet
      @GalaxyEViolet День назад +1

      @@CaiCanCreateVODS And charges him for sexual assault

    • @CaiCanCreateVODS
      @CaiCanCreateVODS День назад +1

      @@GalaxyEViolet exactly! XD

    • @jackofalltradeshermes
      @jackofalltradeshermes 21 час назад +1

      ​@@CaiCanCreateVODSYou forget that the bag has 4 guys inside... (The 4 Winds)

  • @blue-eyeswhitekirbo2543
    @blue-eyeswhitekirbo2543 День назад +38

    3:37 the lyric didn’t change.

  • @justreshtrynachillax
    @justreshtrynachillax День назад +33

    3:37 Life in a nutshell:

  • @Circus_ClownStudios
    @Circus_ClownStudios День назад +71

    THE PLOT TWIST!! THE END GOT ME AND MY SISTER LAUGHING

  • @jtheconqueror121
    @jtheconqueror121 День назад +44

    Ngl, I was waiting to hear “I won’t get to **** your face* from Calypso, but it was still glorious

  • @anandbleep2337
    @anandbleep2337 День назад +27

    2:30 “you are NOT getting home in THAT outfit”

  • @rock_stew8629
    @rock_stew8629 День назад +18

    "F*** YOU!"
    Yea that's pretty much it. It can't get more accurate from there.

  • @Burnt_s0y_milk
    @Burnt_s0y_milk День назад +28

    "I know if you #### with fate" kinda works
    Same with "When strangers #### around the isle."
    "I can tell you're ####ing nervous" Damn polites D:

  • @deezy-thats-me
    @deezy-thats-me День назад +31

    6:44 "Both your wife and your son will ####" Excuse me?

  • @smgice2
    @smgice2 День назад +16

    4:32 , the first half of 6:39 , 7:46 and 9:34 are some of the most normal lines lol
    8:25 was the longest censor ever and 10:04 was uncalled for 😭

  • @kieekpolska
    @kieekpolska День назад +16

    9:17 I WATCHED MY FRIENDS DIE IN HORROR (WHOOOREEEE)

  • @siverikapash
    @siverikapash День назад +39

    NEXT TO MY SON

  • @Azziyaisalwaysonline
    @Azziyaisalwaysonline День назад +16

    8:14 a friend said something to me about this song, now I can’t unhear “for every c*mrag*

  • @QelerQr
    @QelerQr День назад +24

    3:46 DIDN'T KNOW ODY HAD THE N PASS

  • @Umbrix685
    @Umbrix685 День назад +33

    5:02 I’m dying. I realized what you were going to censor a moment too late.😂

  • @rubixcube3774
    @rubixcube3774 22 часа назад +8

    “We can tell you’re ****ing nervous” sent me

  • @bendy-boi3011
    @bendy-boi3011 День назад +29

    'dune popcorn bucket' is INSANE

  • @Miss_.anonymously
    @Miss_.anonymously День назад +15

    5:00 this part is the most dirty minded one I ever seen

  • @mac.mercury
    @mac.mercury День назад +15

    "you have f***ed more than enough" fr ody is a different beast now

  • @TheTenChells
    @TheTenChells День назад +12

    NO PLEASE NOT THE BAG AGAIN I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH TGE BAG

  • @matthewbibby8921
    @matthewbibby8921 День назад +16

    This rendition of “Dangerous” is just the mythologically accurate version of “wouldn’t you like”

  • @HermesTheMessengerGodLmao
    @HermesTheMessengerGodLmao День назад +22

    1:53 ody please dont F**k the bag

  • @justreshtrynachillax
    @justreshtrynachillax День назад +24

    4:12 Almost everyone in Greek Mythology be like:

  • @Alex_Dam21
    @Alex_Dam21 День назад +42

    8:24 this is the best thing and one of the things that made me very excited to see this saga with the unnecessary censorship

  • @Kirferyan
    @Kirferyan День назад +38

    THE RETURN OF BAG!!!!!

    • @jmking4943
      @jmking4943 День назад +3

      That poor bag

    • @Kirferyan
      @Kirferyan День назад +7

      "ALL OF THE PAIN THAT I'VE GONE THROUGH, HAVENT I SUFFERED ENOUGH!?" - Bag, 2024

    • @part.of.too.many.fandoms
      @part.of.too.many.fandoms 15 часов назад

      ​@@Kirferyan #JUSTICEFORTHEWINDBAG

  • @daekklink
    @daekklink День назад +15

    suddenly i do not want to know what was going on between Hermes and Ody in Dangerous.

  • @AnnabellaJha
    @AnnabellaJha День назад +15

    "Andd soon I won't get to see your ####"
    Woahhhh Calypso

  • @danieldavid3766
    @danieldavid3766 День назад +23

    I can’t handle all of the Lenny Faces appearing out of nowhere

  • @discombobulated-uc4nr
    @discombobulated-uc4nr День назад +11

    Hermes... he's your great grandson... u cant do that... but we love u anyway

  • @Seaquel
    @Seaquel День назад +18

    No mortal can #### Poseidon’s #####?
    What’s so different about Zeus???

  • @danieldavid3766
    @danieldavid3766 День назад +24

    I am disappointed that 9:32 wasn’t “Look what we’ve cum!”

    • @MercurialHaze909
      @MercurialHaze909 День назад

      Fr I was expecting that to happen since it happened with dream come true, but nope.

  • @MikomikYT
    @MikomikYT 3 дня назад +38

    Yay its not in the middle of the night for me!

    • @finnscott2725
      @finnscott2725 День назад

      how did u manage to do this 2 days before

    • @yottam3264
      @yottam3264 День назад

      He is a wizard or sm shi

  • @lightcpkhfm2305
    @lightcpkhfm2305 День назад +17

    the 'or so he thought' killed me

  • @HappySaly
    @HappySaly День назад +13

    I- this is the most bizarre unnecessary censorship video. 😰

  • @jonnnuti
    @jonnnuti День назад +28

    1:15 relatable

  • @therian_cat_named_fin
    @therian_cat_named_fin День назад +29

    HELP IM LAUGHING SO HARD AND MY PARENTS ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM GOING INSANE
    Edit: bestie am I here before you? If so, thats a first.

    • @MusicalsOnMyMind
      @MusicalsOnMyMind День назад +1

      Yes you are , way before me. I had a busy ass day but finally got to watch it so YIPEE

    • @therian_cat_named_fin
      @therian_cat_named_fin 13 часов назад

      @@MusicalsOnMyMind L bozo

    • @therian_cat_named_fin
      @therian_cat_named_fin 11 часов назад

      @@MusicalsOnMyMind Btw, the space in between "are" and the comma shouldn't be there, and it's bothering me.

    • @MusicalsOnMyMind
      @MusicalsOnMyMind 10 часов назад +1

      @@therian_cat_named_fin I’m leaving it there out of spite

    • @therian_cat_named_fin
      @therian_cat_named_fin 10 часов назад

      @MusicalsOnMyMind I hate you /j

  • @CringpaiKuu
    @CringpaiKuu День назад +14

    THE ENDING??? 😭 I ACTUALY SCREAMED HELLO??????

  • @Bee_Draws-od5yy
    @Bee_Draws-od5yy День назад +5

    Ody: Hermes! F*ck you!
    Herpes: Don't f*ck me friend

  • @demigirl-demigod-of-athena
    @demigirl-demigod-of-athena День назад +21

    so hermes hasn't changed. huh.

  • @MercurialHaze909
    @MercurialHaze909 День назад +12

    Not "dream come true" turning into "dream come" out of nowhere 😭
    EDIT: OMG I WATCHED A FEW MORE SECONDS AND ODY SAYING "F### YOU" IS GOLDENNNN I LOVE IT
    EDIT 2: okay theres too many absolutely amazing moments in this to mention many more but omg the beginning of dangerous almost made me have to back up and listen to it again lol

    • @MercurialHaze909
      @MercurialHaze909 День назад +2

      I don't wanna edit this more, so I'll put my other favorite moments down here.
      Hermes calling Ody an old f###. Wonderful. Hermes steals the show even in the unnecessary censorship.
      The chorus of Dangerous is amazing too, but uh... Windbag f#cker 2 electric boogaloo?
      So, edit to this too. I was NOT expecting the bleeped out coward to sound so perfect 😭 had the perfect tone and everything. Also, Polites saying "I can tell you're f###ing nervous" sounds like he's being like "jesus christ ody, chill tf out"
      And finally, after finishing 600 Strike, I can confirm, it is indeed windbag f#cker 2 electric boogaloo.

  • @IsaHauer-tu9lz
    @IsaHauer-tu9lz 23 часа назад +4

    Odysseus leave poor Telemachus alone

  • @Bread-enjoyerr
    @Bread-enjoyerr День назад +15

    Epic the nut saga

  • @HappySaly
    @HappySaly День назад +9

    THE ENDING OMG 😭😭😭😭IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR HELP-

  • @justreshtrynachillax
    @justreshtrynachillax День назад +11

    1:10
    Oh Calypso..you're really down bad huh?-🥲🙏🏽

  • @AnnabellaJha
    @AnnabellaJha День назад +15

    The way I jumped when I saw it premieres in 90 minutes😂😂😂

  • @bee-18-ki
    @bee-18-ki 3 дня назад +14

    i tapped on this so fast and got very disappointed
    and then really excited. can’t wait 🎉🎉🎉

  • @everdale_stormz
    @everdale_stormz День назад +7

    Epic: the r@pe saga

  • @everdale_stormz
    @everdale_stormz День назад +11

    OwO killed me 😭🙏🏽🙏🏽

  • @ething6832
    @ething6832 День назад +7

    next to MY SON...? 🗣🗣🗣

  • @swiftmassss13
    @swiftmassss13 День назад +6

    The way I screamed at the ending 😀🥰

  • @starmarsiii
    @starmarsiii 8 часов назад +2

    "Hello, old f**k" got me-

  • @galletgaming
    @galletgaming День назад +9

    I’m disappointed there’s no part where Poseidon just cusses Odysseus out… maybe that was the “Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves, DIE!” Part but was cut for being completely censored.

    • @QelerQr
      @QelerQr День назад +2

      what about "there you are c***"

    • @galletgaming
      @galletgaming День назад

      @ I was thinking everything he said as something that needed to be censored.

  • @freddy092934
    @freddy092934 День назад +5

    Odysseus went full Oz (the prison show not the kids movie) on Poseidon

  • @chalizex
    @chalizex День назад +5

    DUNE POPCORN BUCKET IS CRAZY 😭😭😭

  • @Bihliz
    @Bihliz День назад +4

    Hermes meaning "dangerouse" in another way😭💀 not the " F*ck this bag and youll never make it home" with in the other episode in one of these ody literally be like
    "All i gotta do is f*ck this bag"
    "Dont f*ck me friend"😞

  • @PonyoJimon
    @PonyoJimon 2 дня назад +10

    I’m might have to wake up for this

  • @alyxleaf
    @alyxleaf День назад +4

    THE END IM SCREAMING OH MY GOD

  • @Peepingowl549
    @Peepingowl549 День назад +8

    600 WHAT?! this is funny :3
    please the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face is killing me

  • @akaike692
    @akaike692 11 часов назад

    "I'm still ####### here!" He would say this out of pure rage😭

  • @BadderMercury52
    @BadderMercury52 День назад +4

    Damn ody #### his son, herpes ####### calypso and and calypso ####### ody

  • @Andronika-bd1wz
    @Andronika-bd1wz 2 дня назад +8

    How dare you make us wait😢
    I'm so gods dam exited
    You always make me laugh with these☺️😂

  • @Har-tj1mt
    @Har-tj1mt 23 часа назад +2

    The bag did not consent to this 😭

  • @overseer9104
    @overseer9104 День назад +1

    Since the Beginning there was one rule with that wind bag and almost everyone failed it

  • @Fleetfoot18
    @Fleetfoot18 День назад +4

    Dune popcorn bucket 😭😭

  • @merlinsgirl9311
    @merlinsgirl9311 День назад +2

    I'm sorry, you're doing what to your son, Odysseus???

  • @Circus_ClownStudios
    @Circus_ClownStudios День назад +4

    AA AS SOON AS I SAW THAT ON MY HOMEPAGE I WENT CRAZY AND SHOWED MY SISTER

  • @milk958
    @milk958 17 часов назад +2

    Zeus when he gets bored: 9:55

  • @michaelpoupajr3568
    @michaelpoupajr3568 23 часа назад +1

    Ody turned into Odiddyous in that last one. F*ck Ares possesing him, the Diddler himself oiled his way in.