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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @kenny_jayyyy
    @kenny_jayyyy 5 месяцев назад +6270

    You know, some fighters do actually practice choke-tolerance, but this, uh, this may not be that

    • @kellyannemakeup8296
      @kellyannemakeup8296 5 месяцев назад +87

      Is that like stabbed tolerance? Where you build up hope that their ability to kill you depends on your own ability to tolerate it ….

    • @f...yafeelins
      @f...yafeelins 4 месяца назад +31

      ​@@kellyannemakeup8296it sounds like exactly that 💯😂

    • @letigre5822
      @letigre5822 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂 yeah this is def something else I think they wanted to fvck

    • @tanktaylor1222
      @tanktaylor1222 4 месяца назад +1

      😶.. .🤣

    • @mysticalwonderland8479
      @mysticalwonderland8479 4 месяца назад +32

      I think you’re thinking about extreme bdsm … he done tapped out several times.

  • @b1anxo333
    @b1anxo333 11 месяцев назад +24291

    I thought I was witnessing someone silently get murdered in a full martial arts class😂

    • @ekyiquarm8633
      @ekyiquarm8633 11 месяцев назад +79

      ong

    • @BrainSlugs83
      @BrainSlugs83 11 месяцев назад +603

      Is that not what's happening?

    • @msmrreckoning
      @msmrreckoning 11 месяцев назад +242

      ​@BrainSlugs83 ​@BrainSlugs83 no... u see the bottom guy has the other guys legs....
      he's stuck and so the top guys only choice is to do what he's doing lmao

    • @tufftuffson
      @tufftuffson 11 месяцев назад +78

      ​@@msmrreckoningbro you could have also just edited your comment instead of copying your edit, delete the comment and then replying again.

    • @ThomasSawyers
      @ThomasSawyers 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@tufftuffsonwhy do care so much, get a life

  • @watchdis4
    @watchdis4 11 месяцев назад +35716

    He looked around like 'damn, nobody gives a fuck'.

    • @robertbartholomew9160
      @robertbartholomew9160 11 месяцев назад +78

      Cause it's a sport that involves that. And bet u the guy on the bottom got little angry and thr top, maybe calming em down. Idk. Lol

    • @manum5998
      @manum5998 11 месяцев назад +6

      Is he arnolds son inlaw

    • @customgrow4292
      @customgrow4292 11 месяцев назад +52

      It’s their kink 🤷‍♂️ he wasn’t struggling that hard 😂

    • @connorhunter9394
      @connorhunter9394 11 месяцев назад +23

      Acc they don’t do that in the sport it’s BJJ and it’s a move u can’t do

    • @tristongibson9008
      @tristongibson9008 11 месяцев назад +19

      Then hugs him afterwards and says he’s there for him 😂

  • @vikaeli4411
    @vikaeli4411 4 месяца назад +2942

    That's why there should always be an instructor walking around. A trustworthy one

    • @lesliearagon174
      @lesliearagon174 4 месяца назад +16

      I'm pretty sure that guy is the instructor. Look how everyone is around him observing.

    • @terranceavery2753
      @terranceavery2753 4 месяца назад

      he could be the instructor.. but they could be looking because he's full on sexy time, choking rainbow shorts 😂 ​@@lesliearagon174

    • @Randoverse
      @Randoverse 4 месяца назад +8

      What? Guy has his leg in half guard and wont let go. So he went to distract him with a strangle. All he has to do is tap. :)

    • @LeviathanRCG
      @LeviathanRCG 3 месяца назад +14

      Broski this is B team jiu-jitsu

    • @donaldotrumpo828
      @donaldotrumpo828 3 месяца назад +13

      This is obviously two bros fucking around.

  • @uselessagent7342
    @uselessagent7342 Год назад +25212

    this is why we cant have couples sparring each other

  • @CockroachStomper
    @CockroachStomper 11 месяцев назад +10640

    dude in the back did hip thrusts to the dude on top lmfao

    • @legitgamer5549
      @legitgamer5549 11 месяцев назад +494

      I’m Fuckin dead 💀 lol 😂

    • @mikes22
      @mikes22 11 месяцев назад +311

      i saw that shit 😂😂

    • @Kyle-pu3fl
      @Kyle-pu3fl 11 месяцев назад +265

      Lmfaooooo I didmt notice that until i read your comment 😂😂😂😂

    • @ghostyboiii
      @ghostyboiii 11 месяцев назад +44

      Im so glad I read your comment and saw this 😂

    • @mckennadishongh2160
      @mckennadishongh2160 11 месяцев назад +5

      I had to go back and look and goddamn that wasn’t like a oh maybe he’s just trying to readjust or get leverage NAW that man was fuckin around and straight up hump hump humpin his partner! 🤣🤣

  • @kongvang7593
    @kongvang7593 10 месяцев назад +12355

    Remember kids, sex without love is just jiu-jitsu.

    • @migudDeuS
      @migudDeuS 10 месяцев назад +75

      ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

    • @hackman3
      @hackman3 10 месяцев назад +22

      No

    • @derka_james
      @derka_james 10 месяцев назад +41

      Lmfao

    • @OBVSmtn84
      @OBVSmtn84 10 месяцев назад +88

      No, sex without love is lust.

    • @micahcole9392
      @micahcole9392 10 месяцев назад +3

      Nope.

  • @demoneyez33
    @demoneyez33 5 месяцев назад +691

    If "Choke me daddy!" was a person 😂

    • @Sweetness28
      @Sweetness28 4 месяца назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @wealthbuilderii
      @wealthbuilderii 4 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @KingNez89
      @KingNez89 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 holy shit...

    • @spotlightgrit81
      @spotlightgrit81 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉

    • @justxaine.3544
      @justxaine.3544 3 месяца назад +1

      You also watch the video of the 17 year old ? 😂

  • @ihatesmurfs84
    @ihatesmurfs84 11 месяцев назад +8240

    “Sir this is a yoga class”

  • @nuelzsantana
    @nuelzsantana 11 месяцев назад +3586

    “Babe i swear its not hickeys, my jujitsu partner dug his nails in my neck and choked me”

    • @eazyeazy9321
      @eazyeazy9321 11 месяцев назад +20

      Finally the proof he’s been waiting for. 😂

    • @ness1278
      @ness1278 11 месяцев назад +29

      Hmm, rainbow shorts? Odds are that is his babe choking him

    • @seprex5695
      @seprex5695 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@ness1278yep

    • @shogunloophole8816
      @shogunloophole8816 11 месяцев назад

      That’s worse lol

    • @Mat09321
      @Mat09321 11 месяцев назад +3

      I actually got to cheat on my girlfriend with that one

  • @daviddeckard800
    @daviddeckard800 5 месяцев назад +4036

    Dude was definitely into it. He was fighting against it like 1%.

  • @Goldun-nah
    @Goldun-nah 4 месяца назад +213

    That one girl pinning the other girls feet to the ground over her head 😂😂😂 there’s so much going on in this video 🤣

    • @CaboVerdeish
      @CaboVerdeish 4 месяца назад +15

      Did you see the 2 at the upper left corner 😅😅😅

    • @Savvy8819
      @Savvy8819 4 месяца назад +3

      Lmaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂 Hell yeah

    • @Savvy8819
      @Savvy8819 4 месяца назад +3

      That’s funny shit!!! 😂😂😂

    • @awatersign
      @awatersign 4 месяца назад

      @@CaboVerdeishhumping bro smh

    • @johnnylego807
      @johnnylego807 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @Baby_Boi_Blick
    @Baby_Boi_Blick Год назад +5161

    NO MOM I SWEAR ITS JIU JITSU

    • @felixborges7440
      @felixborges7440 Год назад +115

      I don’t care what you wanna call it young man. You’re not allowed to hand out with that Tom Holland boy anymore! Lol

    • @rong7676
      @rong7676 Год назад +11

      More like spewjitsu. ugh

    • @halebryan9155
      @halebryan9155 Год назад +16

      This is weird at at any gym. Att Orlando they would have stopped practice to roast them

    • @lukesmith9692
      @lukesmith9692 Год назад

      ​​@@rong7676screwjitsu

    • @christopherlarkin8524
      @christopherlarkin8524 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nicsu2128
    @nicsu2128 11 месяцев назад +2222

    This is the ancient technique known as Choque-a-betch.

    • @TS-1267
      @TS-1267 11 месяцев назад

      ... Chinese Child Molester called Poke E'm Yung

    • @Cryptofun325
      @Cryptofun325 11 месяцев назад +8

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @f0xh0nd51
      @f0xh0nd51 11 месяцев назад +16

      🤦🏼‍♂️ that’s a karate dad joke fo-sho.

    • @lovablealexa7839
      @lovablealexa7839 11 месяцев назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg I burts out laughing

    • @aap100
      @aap100 11 месяцев назад +5

      Hahahahahaha goat 🐐 comment!

  • @alexserdeliuc8782
    @alexserdeliuc8782 Год назад +4708

    This has to be the longest most gentle and romantic violent attempted murder I have ever witnessed.

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 11 месяцев назад +114

      It wasn't attempted murder it was foreplay

    • @kevinbarlow6640
      @kevinbarlow6640 11 месяцев назад +24

      Broooo what's going on 😆🤣

    • @Bigdink
      @Bigdink 11 месяцев назад

      @@colecampbell1906rainbow shorts is a dead giveaway

    • @howardholt3343
      @howardholt3343 11 месяцев назад +11

      Thanks for explaining this to me…it all makes sense now 😂😂😂

    • @freericeandbeans7553
      @freericeandbeans7553 11 месяцев назад +2

      Jeffrey dahmer has that under his belt 💪🏽❤️

  • @ReTethered
    @ReTethered 2 месяца назад +22

    Bro just fell on him like he "finished" 😂

  • @mariorodriguez-ws4xs
    @mariorodriguez-ws4xs 10 месяцев назад +867

    “Harder”
    Nigga we in a class XD

    • @Elijah.Short_Stick
      @Elijah.Short_Stick 5 месяцев назад +6

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @dh2477
      @dh2477 5 месяцев назад +4

      😂

    • @williamarnett3234
      @williamarnett3234 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DELL0015
      @DELL0015 5 месяцев назад +2

      👍🏿😂😂😂😂😂

    • @greatnesspros5689
      @greatnesspros5689 5 месяцев назад +5

      meat to meat no less . Shamless 😂😂

  • @matthewramirez2484
    @matthewramirez2484 10 месяцев назад +2733

    He forgot all his submissions and went straight for the “why wasn’t dinner made” choke. classic

    • @Spacemonkeymojo
      @Spacemonkeymojo 10 месяцев назад +24

      Holy shit lmaoooo

    • @earthphoenix7068
      @earthphoenix7068 10 месяцев назад +2

      His leg is trapped

    • @StevieJayGamez
      @StevieJayGamez 10 месяцев назад

      Underrated comment lmao. I want to be friends. No homo.

    • @asamicat8323
      @asamicat8323 10 месяцев назад +1

      What does it means

    • @TheHyde8875
      @TheHyde8875 10 месяцев назад +9

      Messed up and hilarious. My favorite comedy.

  • @triixstiir
    @triixstiir 11 месяцев назад +4446

    “I told you not to wear those fuckin pride shorts anymore Eric” 😂😂😂

  • @iliyan44
    @iliyan44 5 месяцев назад +52

    at the end the one doing the choking was like,"i love you so much"

    • @kevron9664
      @kevron9664 3 месяца назад +1

      "...... but don't TELL anybody !!"

  • @CoDGoku94
    @CoDGoku94 11 месяцев назад +2671

    My coach used to say : If you want to be strong as a lion, train like a lion. And if you watch how the baby lions learn, they play with each others. They don’t try to hurt their partners…

    • @emperorvolo
      @emperorvolo 11 месяцев назад +31

      Lions eat the young.

    • @Ivan-rs2xt
      @Ivan-rs2xt 11 месяцев назад +20

      @@emperorvolo not at the Dojo

    • @TheGamerGaMa
      @TheGamerGaMa 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@emperorvolono they only kill cubs if they’ve absorbed a pride

    • @Bebolife12345
      @Bebolife12345 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@emperorvolothat’s only done by the rival male after the father gets kicked out by said rival male. they will then go on to kill the previous male’s cubs because… he wants his own.

    • @Mighty_Maihi
      @Mighty_Maihi 11 месяцев назад +19

      Lions are a bad example to humans for too many reasons.

  • @JAHLIVESFORJESUS
    @JAHLIVESFORJESUS 11 месяцев назад +2513

    Straightest jujitsu interaction

    • @jimaustell2658
      @jimaustell2658 11 месяцев назад +8

      So true… 😑

    • @sokushed
      @sokushed 11 месяцев назад

      Dumb.

    • @aaronbarlow4376
      @aaronbarlow4376 11 месяцев назад +6

      not exactly straight...

    • @177126
      @177126 11 месяцев назад +1

      If that’s straight I want to be gay!

    • @bluebum7408
      @bluebum7408 11 месяцев назад +8

      or the gayest!

  • @MrFixIt929
    @MrFixIt929 5 месяцев назад +804

    "Dont get hard"
    "Dont get hard"
    "Dont get hard"

    • @nork66powers56
      @nork66powers56 5 месяцев назад +6

      But that's exactly what they're Doing.

    • @MrFixIt929
      @MrFixIt929 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@nork66powers56 they playing a whole different game then 😂

    • @eliasramirez7247
      @eliasramirez7247 5 месяцев назад +1

      starts reciting pledge of allegiance

    • @MrFixIt929
      @MrFixIt929 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@eliasramirez7247old wise man said think of baseball so you last longer

    • @darcos7535
      @darcos7535 5 месяцев назад +4

      Me guesses rainbow guy was hard as a rock!

  • @mandirose6725
    @mandirose6725 4 месяца назад +16

    Ok. I don't know what kinda class this is. You have hip thrusts, to the left, green shorts has legs over the head, the ones above them you see dude grab sack, and rainbow bright fights none what so ever. Then guy lays head down to fulfill his weird fedish of a nearly dead heart come back to life.. thats all my stomach can handle.

  • @rhinestonecowboy_
    @rhinestonecowboy_ 11 месяцев назад +2010

    Bro made zero effort to cover up how much he was loving that shit. Dude on top looking around nervously like “ion think sensei taught us this one”

    • @Lava91point0
      @Lava91point0 10 месяцев назад +18

      You see that little half smile at the end lmfaooo

    • @frankwoods9680
      @frankwoods9680 10 месяцев назад +9

      You must be one of the funniest people to ever comment on youtube, I can tell through the comment that your funny af.

    • @user-qk7lh4wl6e
      @user-qk7lh4wl6e 10 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh mannnn

    • @Lava91point0
      @Lava91point0 10 месяцев назад +4

      Someone needs to show this to Fredo on tv lmao

    • @shaneasylum3311
      @shaneasylum3311 10 месяцев назад +1

      I think he is just worn out his face does not look like he loves it

  • @yusuke502
    @yusuke502 5 месяцев назад +978

    “Choke me daddy” -the guy with the rainbow shorts

    • @user-bs5ih1pl9u
      @user-bs5ih1pl9u 5 месяцев назад +14

      Glad you said which guy or I wouldn't have put it all together

    • @helium5912
      @helium5912 5 месяцев назад

      whatr about the dudes in the top left literally humping?

    • @4Nesto4Ever
      @4Nesto4Ever 5 месяцев назад +5

      Lmao 😂

    • @VICTORMH714
      @VICTORMH714 4 месяца назад +1

      Just what I was thinking

    • @JackPot-i2d
      @JackPot-i2d 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @JustinHuman1269
    @JustinHuman1269 11 месяцев назад +3931

    If he's forgotten their safe word, he's only got himself to blame.

    • @gagemead27
      @gagemead27 11 месяцев назад +9

      😂

    • @allenbates3470
      @allenbates3470 11 месяцев назад +33

      Bro didn’t tap. But….. wtf.

    • @joeyd7728
      @joeyd7728 11 месяцев назад +2

      Hahahaha underrated comment!

    • @THEGOODLIFE-wl3xu
      @THEGOODLIFE-wl3xu 11 месяцев назад

      That's 2 gheys bro, they like that crap......😮

    • @CKGaming420
      @CKGaming420 11 месяцев назад +1

      This comment tho☝️

  • @noahdesanti7711
    @noahdesanti7711 2 месяца назад +2

    This guy took “when the apprentice becomes the master” to a whole new level, by process of elimination 😅😂

  • @Firstnamelastname-ff3mf
    @Firstnamelastname-ff3mf Год назад +1353

    They couldn't wait till they got home?

  • @red-hairedshanks933
    @red-hairedshanks933 Год назад +824

    bro even got the rainbow shorts💀💀

  • @KidRoctopus93
    @KidRoctopus93 Год назад +2128

    Ahhh the good ol’ “bitch I told you to stop talking shit about Wu tang” submission

  • @justicetherott2509
    @justicetherott2509 5 месяцев назад +8

    Dude in the rainbow shorts was definitely having too much fun.

    • @adrin1512
      @adrin1512 4 месяца назад

      😮...looks like he was dying to me😕

    • @marcdangerfield8956
      @marcdangerfield8956 3 месяца назад

      @@adrin1512 They were playfully humping each other.... It was ajoke because sometimes you end up rubbing bulges and they were just messing around. It doesnt work like that.

  • @sk8punk318
    @sk8punk318 11 месяцев назад +4318

    The classic “rape choke”

    • @pvt.reefer6163
      @pvt.reefer6163 11 месяцев назад +21

      Seen Thomas denny get subbed with this 😂😂😂

    • @tranquilbeginnings8174
      @tranquilbeginnings8174 11 месяцев назад +25

      Look like they was about to get busy after the choke there. Laying on his victims sweaty chest like that.

    • @CareForEmAll
      @CareForEmAll 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@guerillagrowersuk3765...

    • @caseypreston350
      @caseypreston350 11 месяцев назад +1

      Lmao

    • @danks2real314
      @danks2real314 11 месяцев назад +6

      you know huh?

  • @KCerros123
    @KCerros123 11 месяцев назад +537

    You have everything here. Couples, girl on girl, guy on guy, and battle of the exes.

    • @RiseofMortals
      @RiseofMortals 10 месяцев назад

      Ya gotta give the people what they want. Which includes gay porn

    • @guitars5457
      @guitars5457 10 месяцев назад +9

      Never back down

    • @KCerros123
      @KCerros123 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@guitars5457 💯

    • @agustintellez136
      @agustintellez136 10 месяцев назад

      There 2 guys humping in the back ground too.

    • @damiensworld4450
      @damiensworld4450 10 месяцев назад +4

      Cam Gigandet is so fucking underrated it hurts my Heart

  • @johncastle3039
    @johncastle3039 Год назад +363

    After choking him, he lays on his chest, crying saying “sorry, I love you, look what your making me do to you” 💀

    • @615levi
      @615levi Год назад +7

      😂 this comment should have more likes

    • @SK24860
      @SK24860 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 11 месяцев назад +1

      Typical bully

    • @JAYBARTON1981
      @JAYBARTON1981 11 месяцев назад

      You help Ike?!

    • @TrickDaddysUncle
      @TrickDaddysUncle 11 месяцев назад +6

      Than he smokes a cigarette

  • @TheJqwest09
    @TheJqwest09 4 месяца назад +2

    I thought this man was being murdered until I came to my trust worthy comments to clear things up.
    You'll are dear to me🙂

  • @xatheus
    @xatheus Год назад +685

    Ah the 'My precious' strangle

  • @anjohn1185
    @anjohn1185 5 месяцев назад +56

    It looked like the guy getting choked was about to finish 😂

  • @jacobparsons1911
    @jacobparsons1911 Год назад +5

    Keep Jiu Jitsu Gay merch just got even more hilarious

  • @Qyu1000
    @Qyu1000 3 дня назад +1

    This is why you don't go in any 3rd class BJJ institute.
    No instructors walking around.

  • @ShortyBorty95
    @ShortyBorty95 Год назад +76

    Bro was into it like "stop it some more"😂

  • @justinscott4032
    @justinscott4032 Год назад +1355

    The American neck tie is a legit move I swear

  • @JesusisLORD77778
    @JesusisLORD77778 9 месяцев назад +1226

    "Jujitsu isn't gay guys."
    The Jujitsu 👁 👄 👁

    • @atokgrunge1991
      @atokgrunge1991 5 месяцев назад +15

      Gayjitsu

    • @flotsful
      @flotsful 5 месяцев назад +3

      Top couple in the top left of the screen 😂

    • @ericknabenshue5689
      @ericknabenshue5689 5 месяцев назад

      Seems like they were into it

    • @Trohl-
      @Trohl- 5 месяцев назад +3

      I'm not gay. I just like talking about it every chance I get.

    • @michaelg.9791
      @michaelg.9791 5 месяцев назад

      It's just twink-jitsu 🌹

  • @jamesemeagwali8945
    @jamesemeagwali8945 День назад

    "Officer that doesn't Even look like me"

  • @cardsuponly
    @cardsuponly 11 месяцев назад +372

    "You're too close maan" Dylan, spits hot fire.

    • @Heisenberg477
      @Heisenberg477 11 месяцев назад +14

      Top five rappers: Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Because I spit hot fire.

    • @elisampley7598
      @elisampley7598 11 месяцев назад +8

      " A sugar cookie man, this crazy"

    • @lestershenk924
      @lestershenk924 11 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @lestershenk924
      @lestershenk924 11 месяцев назад

      Cambodian breastmilks 😂😂😂

    • @mitchellcastillo2858
      @mitchellcastillo2858 11 месяцев назад +1

      Top 5 stragglers is Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan and Dylan

  • @EverythingN.Nothing
    @EverythingN.Nothing 10 месяцев назад +1114

    "Just touch it."
    "No dude...people are watching..."
    "C'mon, just once."

  • @SG-dw8jh
    @SG-dw8jh Год назад +216

    That rainbow short is a dead giveaway he loved that 😂

  • @joshdirck820
    @joshdirck820 День назад

    "Where's my 4 dollars you borrowed last week, Tommy?!"

  • @T.Hizzle
    @T.Hizzle Год назад +334

    that kinda treatment usually costs me money 😂😂😂😂

  • @DaddysFastestSwimmer
    @DaddysFastestSwimmer 11 месяцев назад +816

    I hate how no one leaves a description anymore.

    • @Velvex_Vancreed
      @Velvex_Vancreed 11 месяцев назад +131

      No one uses a proper description anymore because it's not their videos anymore it's always stolen content from someone else

    • @tyrone6820
      @tyrone6820 11 месяцев назад +5

      Teaching a lesson on surroundings

    • @demi9843
      @demi9843 11 месяцев назад +11

      It’s “do not recommend this channel”

    • @Dmuneee
      @Dmuneee 11 месяцев назад +19

      @@Velvex_Vancreed well ffs steal the description too lol

    • @WileeCoyote1516
      @WileeCoyote1516 11 месяцев назад +1

      For what? The video is self explanatory 😂

  • @Kawabunga900
    @Kawabunga900 Год назад +2228

    This should be the new silhouette logo for Mexican Ground Karate

  • @benkenobi4406
    @benkenobi4406 Месяц назад

    The rainbow shorts make this even more funny 😂😂

  • @Elijah.Short_Stick
    @Elijah.Short_Stick 5 месяцев назад +66

    Can we get some context to this situation?! 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @territaylor2882
      @territaylor2882 4 месяца назад

      Please! Fucking hate these short things with no context

    • @biiggExx
      @biiggExx 4 месяца назад +9

      Gay

    • @user-sx7ij5dp5f
      @user-sx7ij5dp5f 3 месяца назад

      That guy tried to choke the life out of the other guy. The end.

    • @imalsoTOMATO
      @imalsoTOMATO 3 месяца назад

      Replies to the comment represent the duality of man

    • @marcdangerfield8956
      @marcdangerfield8956 3 месяца назад

      @@imalsoTOMATO What do you mean?

  • @oakohcan
    @oakohcan 11 месяцев назад +128

    Half the comments think the guy is trying to murder his sparring partner, the other half realize they’re straight up fucking on the mat

    • @garrisonsavage2323
      @garrisonsavage2323 11 месяцев назад +9

      Honestly you might be right. I definitely thought dude was just trying to kill him at first but after watching it a few times it definitely seems like they are doing some kinky shit lmao. People are wild.

    • @losestrada3285
      @losestrada3285 11 месяцев назад +4

      I was looking for this comment 😂 they were fucking fs 🤢

    • @grichl88
      @grichl88 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@garrisonsavage2323 did you see the two to the upper left?

    • @mumiyumi7554
      @mumiyumi7554 11 месяцев назад

      Then you got some going back to rewatch to see if they’re really doing it.😂

    • @prico3358
      @prico3358 5 месяцев назад

      I dont see it

  • @eurowerx4267
    @eurowerx4267 10 месяцев назад +101

    The coloring of his trunks tells me all I need to know, he was loving it

  • @wizard621
    @wizard621 5 месяцев назад +2

    That choking move must be his fav😅 he learnt that from his master...

  • @hondaboi9893
    @hondaboi9893 10 месяцев назад +578

    This is how jiujitsu was created, 2 guys rolling around on the ground together

    • @Randoverse
      @Randoverse 10 месяцев назад +7

      Just one small dude.

    • @fourlightsorchestra
      @fourlightsorchestra 9 месяцев назад +13

      I seriously think this is why some dudes fight all the time. They’re homophobic but desperately want physical contact with another man.

    • @Randoverse
      @Randoverse 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@fourlightsorchestra That makes no sense.

    • @fourlightsorchestra
      @fourlightsorchestra 9 месяцев назад

      @@Randoverse makes perfect sense if you think about it. That’s the only way they’re “allowed” to touch each other.

    • @carrioncrow8191
      @carrioncrow8191 9 месяцев назад +1

      That’s what about 3% of the internet is too

  • @spinachsalad5522
    @spinachsalad5522 10 месяцев назад +172

    Nah the green shorts girl getting folded like a pancake I can’t breathe😂😂😂

    • @Prince-gv6le
      @Prince-gv6le 10 месяцев назад +18

      What they even doing back there, what are they training for 😂

    • @-o-The-Duke-o-
      @-o-The-Duke-o- 10 месяцев назад +14

      Wait.... who the fawk folds pancakes?

    • @ZeddisDead
      @ZeddisDead 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@-o-The-Duke-o-like a taco bruv

    • @trip7854
      @trip7854 9 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @_Noluv
      @_Noluv 9 месяцев назад +3

      Weird ass gym 😭😭

  • @jackiehopson8334
    @jackiehopson8334 11 месяцев назад +80

    Im no Sherlock Holmes, but based on the guys shorts, this is what he signed up for.

  • @Mr.E6969
    @Mr.E6969 11 месяцев назад +179

    When you're trying to kill your brother, but your mom walks in the room...

  • @85supra1
    @85supra1 Год назад +111

    Looks like the face Leo made when the bear was attacking him 😂

    • @joemartinezjr828
      @joemartinezjr828 11 месяцев назад

      Well i think this is funny enough to comment😂

    • @stylianos304
      @stylianos304 11 месяцев назад

      I see that

    • @navahiamaleava2665
      @navahiamaleava2665 11 месяцев назад

      But he did bodied the fucc outta the movie tho💯💯one of the best movies ever. Sounds like you hating lol.

  • @Consumer156
    @Consumer156 Год назад +254

    Something tells me this was something other than jiu jitsu

  • @nicolasbouchard6331
    @nicolasbouchard6331 16 часов назад

    They both weren't sure if they should make war or love 💕

  • @user-lz4ku6on1f
    @user-lz4ku6on1f 11 месяцев назад +55

    yooo what was going on in the back tho🤣🤣😭 Homie got that hip thrust survival instinct

    • @firehead7459
      @firehead7459 10 месяцев назад +1

      Its mma dued its nothing sexual

    • @retardno002
      @retardno002 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@firehead7459yeah but there's bridging to escape mount, and then there's that... which I guess is also an escape, once she finishes that is

    • @user-dq8jb2hp8l
      @user-dq8jb2hp8l 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@retardno002its called kipping

    • @jnxythemouse
      @jnxythemouse 10 месяцев назад

      @@firehead7459suuuuuuuure

    • @joeguy9817
      @joeguy9817 10 месяцев назад

      ​​@@retardno002lmao i saw the original comment and was thinking that hip thrusts are used as an escape, but then i saw how they were thrusting

  • @Herr2Cents
    @Herr2Cents Год назад +82

    They are happily married now.

    • @ClancayCargo
      @ClancayCargo 11 месяцев назад

      @@westernartpromotion8599you’d be surprised my friend.

    • @markark7736
      @markark7736 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@westernartpromotion8599if you think either one of those aren't pervert homos you're clearly a child

  • @bryanjones3429
    @bryanjones3429 11 месяцев назад +447

    Just imagine what they do behind closed doors 😂😂😂

    • @Nolan-vs5yh
      @Nolan-vs5yh 11 месяцев назад

      No?

    • @marcdangerfield8956
      @marcdangerfield8956 3 месяца назад

      Dude, bumping bulges just happens when you are wrestling. Im sure it has happened to you before if you grapple.

  • @SuperTylerpeters
    @SuperTylerpeters 6 дней назад

    That's no Jiu-Jitsu, that's murder 😂

  • @patrickharlow1098
    @patrickharlow1098 Год назад +359

    Ah yes. The classic “harder daddy” choke. Deadly

    • @Mendo0330
      @Mendo0330 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂 Lmfaoo I burst out laughing when i read this comment 😂😂😂

    • @riosolid7737
      @riosolid7737 Год назад

      Wth😂😅

    • @dannysllrs
      @dannysllrs Год назад +4

      Those are the best but last time I used both hands I forgot about having leverage for myself and seen her 5 months later as she showed me she was 5 months pregnant. Those chokes are that good lol!

    • @stephencook7337
      @stephencook7337 Год назад

      😂😭🤣

    • @kevinperez7555
      @kevinperez7555 11 месяцев назад

      Lol the perfect name for this technique

  • @mrl153
    @mrl153 10 месяцев назад +162

    I cant stress enough how important it is for both partners to remember the safe word.

    • @Number1boombaboomba
      @Number1boombaboomba 9 месяцев назад +6

      Oh he remembers

    • @Andrew_T_Baby
      @Andrew_T_Baby 6 месяцев назад

      All the gayness aside if U break the vow all males take at birth to respect the tap no matter what U are now removed from our gender category

    • @liamrmorgans921
      @liamrmorgans921 6 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @john-nx4xn
      @john-nx4xn 5 месяцев назад

      Norm MacDonalds RIP safe word was, "boring!!".😅

  • @561choppa-city
    @561choppa-city 11 месяцев назад +495

    The Shorts explain it all... Ya just know they're going out for bud lights afterwards.😂😂

    • @offyourself3986
      @offyourself3986 11 месяцев назад

      For you who are wondering:
      The guy on top is getting off, while the guy below is consenting to it. He's looking around as well as thrusting.
      How would I know this? Because I saw the Island Boys kissing each other and now I'm traumatized.

    • @So-zk4sq
      @So-zk4sq 11 месяцев назад +1

      Only proud boys drink that piss water 🤮

    • @MrWarlee
      @MrWarlee 11 месяцев назад +2

      xD haha

    • @GHXST76598
      @GHXST76598 11 месяцев назад +1

      💀💀🤣

    • @Bbknuckles
      @Bbknuckles 11 месяцев назад +2

      Drink a few Mulvaney’s

  • @NateHollins
    @NateHollins 19 дней назад

    They both forgot what was actually happening, forgot they were rolling, and then reverted back to what normally happens when they’re in that position hahahahaha

  • @Unoochenta7
    @Unoochenta7 5 месяцев назад +187

    Dude with rainbow shorts definitely enjoying this

    • @Jeremy-vo3ul
      @Jeremy-vo3ul 4 месяца назад

      U know from experience or?

    • @kelbell275
      @kelbell275 4 месяца назад +3

      I think the shorts pissed him off 😂

    • @johnnylego807
      @johnnylego807 3 месяца назад

      Why do you think he signed up?😂

    • @derbdep
      @derbdep 15 дней назад

      Both of them clearly are. Who’s to say they’re not a couple? Or have some kind of kink going on?

  • @johnproctor6438
    @johnproctor6438 Год назад +167

    I think the shorts pretty much tell everyone what they need to know.

    • @martinmartinez3860
      @martinmartinez3860 Год назад +3

      He's enjoying it! 🌈😂

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@martinmartinez3860I like rainbows

    • @aarondavis2243
      @aarondavis2243 11 месяцев назад

      Underrated comment lmao😂😂😂

  • @spazzywhitebelt
    @spazzywhitebelt Год назад +565

    He's really putting effort into fighting that choke.....

    • @fredrikandersson3885
      @fredrikandersson3885 Год назад +149

      All his effort was going into not getting a stiffy, keep bjj gay

    • @MrFixIt929
      @MrFixIt929 Год назад

      Can't fight while you're cumming

    • @noodle_tax
      @noodle_tax Год назад

      ​@@fredrikandersson3885 this is the way

    • @jamest8967
      @jamest8967 Год назад +8

      Hes probably exhausted and ran out of energy... im sure he was defending better initially but everyone has a limit

    • @InVancouverBC66
      @InVancouverBC66 Год назад

      haha, never heard the term stiffy@@fredrikandersson3885

  • @janputz4157
    @janputz4157 2 месяца назад

    This seems like the this line of 'we know what we're doing nut we really don't know what we're doing '

  • @peacefuldecadence328
    @peacefuldecadence328 Год назад +301

    he didn't use the safe word so he kept going

    • @faboolean7039
      @faboolean7039 Год назад +7

      The safe word is “boring”

    • @peacefuldecadence328
      @peacefuldecadence328 Год назад

      @@faboolean7039
      wrong it's "Spaz"

    • @mikeansley5306
      @mikeansley5306 Год назад +3

      @@faboolean7039"Boring" is still one of the worst safe words but the worst one is "HARDER!"

    • @cjpatz
      @cjpatz Год назад

      The safe word was “keep going.”

    • @manwithnoname734
      @manwithnoname734 Год назад

      The endearing hug at the end was very sweet though

  • @-RyN-23
    @-RyN-23 11 месяцев назад +583

    Shaking that rage into him so calmly, hope yall spoke to these guys about this

    • @tylerwestman5258
      @tylerwestman5258 11 месяцев назад +14

      😂😂😂 put them in a cage 😂 and let them have a freeforall😂

    • @codygreyeyes1610
      @codygreyeyes1610 11 месяцев назад +7

      Pretty sure it was the ass across the mats that had his attention. 😂

    • @mamashenny8811
      @mamashenny8811 11 месяцев назад +2

      I’m pretty sure he liked it😂😂

    • @chrisj1982
      @chrisj1982 11 месяцев назад +1

      Why speak to them about it? Learn to defend that shit and retaliate lmao

  • @RckChalkJHawk
    @RckChalkJHawk Год назад +299

    I’ve watched this 10 times and still have no idea what I’m watching

    • @-iceraptor-
      @-iceraptor- Год назад

      Why in the f*** would u watch it ten gd times. 🤯 that's just as weird as the video itself. I barely got thru it once before wanting to click away.. looks nasty and just weird 🤢🤮

    • @jeremyfong6275
      @jeremyfong6275 Год назад +9

      Looks to me like he's speaking to someone off-camera and they're talking self defense points

    • @-iceraptor-
      @-iceraptor- Год назад +18

      @@jeremyfong6275 that's what you see for real ??? 😂😂 Ok 👌

    • @-iceraptor-
      @-iceraptor- Год назад +6

      What would you see if it were two women instead? 😂

    • @Douglas_I
      @Douglas_I Год назад +18

      I have no idea either

  • @XoxotoMemes
    @XoxotoMemes 3 дня назад

    He pulled the homer simpson 😂😂😂

  • @Wesssss84
    @Wesssss84 11 месяцев назад +111

    What's weird is that's the only move he will do.
    Someone needs to look into him 😂

    • @taigadeleon8794
      @taigadeleon8794 11 месяцев назад +2

      Most underrated comment🤣🤣🤣thank you hilarious gentlesir

    • @camdaman1064
      @camdaman1064 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Wesssss84most people’s brains nowadays don’t think beyond the surface. I will always appreciate a joke that goes deeper than the obvious.

    • @loganquinn5912
      @loganquinn5912 11 месяцев назад +2

      You're right, he may need some "internal investigation" 😂

    • @Wesssss84
      @Wesssss84 11 месяцев назад

      @@loganquinn5912 😄😄😄

    • @kristy3041
      @kristy3041 11 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @mvd3775
    @mvd3775 10 месяцев назад +64

    The Homer Simpson Choke, a classic

  • @HAYABUSA2687
    @HAYABUSA2687 11 месяцев назад +170

    If y'all are looking for what the captions said. It's the two gentlemen on the upper left side of your screen 😂😂

    • @exloaded
      @exloaded 11 месяцев назад +5

      He almost got him to ball tap,😂😂

    • @acechery7984
      @acechery7984 11 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking gaaayyy

    • @jamardns77
      @jamardns77 11 месяцев назад

      Makes sense now 😂

    • @aaronalienseeker801
      @aaronalienseeker801 11 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @OmqLaserGunPewPew
      @OmqLaserGunPewPew 11 месяцев назад +1

      F Rainbow

  • @user-dw2eo6jt4v
    @user-dw2eo6jt4v 4 месяца назад +3

    One dude hunches the other one in the mount near the end. This whole video is gold. Just keep watching and look around.

    • @lmnop71
      @lmnop71 9 дней назад

      I think the guy on the bottom was tryna make the dude on top fall over so that he could reverse the positions (I don't do Jiu jitsu so I may be wrong)

  • @jakob31448
    @jakob31448 11 месяцев назад +2283

    Surely once you realise your sparring partner is actually trying to choke you out like that you’d smack the shit out of them

    • @jonathan2847
      @jonathan2847 11 месяцев назад +96

      It's a choke like any other, if you can't get out of it, tap.

    • @Jacob-hf7fv
      @Jacob-hf7fv 11 месяцев назад +65

      Nah he was enjoying that

    • @marcoduvall4404
      @marcoduvall4404 11 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Jacob-hf7fv💯%

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@RubenGonzalez-dd6nuthis video is set up

    • @curbwhiz2010
      @curbwhiz2010 11 месяцев назад

      Dirty shit... I would have woke up and sucker punched him in the parking lot... Then when HE woke up I would punch him straight in the face... Eye for an eye.. Plus one extra eye...

  • @BryanL420
    @BryanL420 Год назад +476

    Aww at least he checked if his heart was still beating in the end before showers and the real beating begins

  • @josephcarrdus3132
    @josephcarrdus3132 Год назад +56

    Bro heard about the darce and went for the darth

  • @alexanderkooper8177
    @alexanderkooper8177 4 месяца назад +1

    Top left couple at the end lol

  • @134RC0D3
    @134RC0D3 11 месяцев назад +195

    The rainbow shorts explained everything I couldn’t understand at first

    • @thepancakemann
      @thepancakemann 10 месяцев назад +8

      This comment explained everything I didn't see at first. Namely the shorts, which explained everything else.

    • @brandongellert8328
      @brandongellert8328 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@thepancakemannthis comment explained that comment which explained his shorts, I didn’t understand at first 😈

    • @TomatoSmall-lu7tk
      @TomatoSmall-lu7tk 10 месяцев назад

      ​​@@thepancakemann i still don't understand. One man chock and nobody realize that

    • @thephilosopher7173
      @thephilosopher7173 10 месяцев назад

      @@TomatoSmall-lu7tk Assuming you're not trolling: Lets just say the guy being choked is probably enjoying it.....

    • @TomatoSmall-lu7tk
      @TomatoSmall-lu7tk 10 месяцев назад

      @@thephilosopher7173 I can't imagine how he enjoyed it. But thanks for your explanation

  • @user-em6ww6pn8q
    @user-em6ww6pn8q 5 месяцев назад +25

    Rainbow Short's: im not scared to get choked out my BF does it all the time.
    Other guy: Ok...

  • @KwikModz
    @KwikModz 11 месяцев назад +351

    Nobody see the guy in the back thrust sus asf while his partner was on top of him??

    • @jakegoode3830
      @jakegoode3830 11 месяцев назад

      That's how you get them off of you, fuck them into the heavens

    • @hotfeva9843
      @hotfeva9843 11 месяцев назад +31

      Yea that's what the video poster was pointing out but everyone is talking about the wrong people 😂

    • @KwikModz
      @KwikModz 11 месяцев назад

      @@hotfeva9843 frfr😂😂

    • @samomico9536
      @samomico9536 11 месяцев назад +34

      Yea I saw that shit, dude over here trying to hunch on him.
      He was able to get a solid 3 pumps in.

    • @FacelessOnTheLyricS
      @FacelessOnTheLyricS 11 месяцев назад +2

      I saw it, I think both of the guys on top were in on it together somehow

  • @queengorgo3326
    @queengorgo3326 5 месяцев назад +4

    This is normally how I spend my weekends. 😂

  • @JesusFreekJiuJitsu
    @JesusFreekJiuJitsu Год назад +127

    That’s one way to address the lock down.

  • @tommywaldron1422
    @tommywaldron1422 11 месяцев назад +25

    "Damn this is the easiest job ever" lol said the hitman 😂😂😂

  • @forced2confess297
    @forced2confess297 Год назад +50

    It’s called the “Jeffrey Dahmer”

    • @georgewheeler1566
      @georgewheeler1566 Год назад +11

      "We're just gonna do a little juijitsu and then you can go"...😂😂😂😂

  • @teamatk4game698
    @teamatk4game698 5 месяцев назад

    The choke don't hurt me it empowers me

  • @leione100
    @leione100 Год назад +26

    "Getting choked"
    The guy with the rainbow short: joke on you I'm into that $hit

    • @lloyd2929
      @lloyd2929 Год назад +4

      😂😂😂 Rainbow clearly isn't trying to fight against it.

  • @eduardocolumna7893
    @eduardocolumna7893 11 месяцев назад +412

    I swear there was too much going on and I’m high asf 😂

  • @jackbauer2698
    @jackbauer2698 11 месяцев назад +233

    Translation: "Choke me more daddy."

    • @kyleknapp6029
      @kyleknapp6029 11 месяцев назад +2

      🥵

    • @franciscocuevas4540
      @franciscocuevas4540 10 месяцев назад +6

      The shorts gave it away lol 🌈

    • @ashsherman
      @ashsherman 10 месяцев назад

      Seriosly, am i seeing things, looks like he's enjoying this

    • @1withREALITY
      @1withREALITY 10 месяцев назад

      @@ashshermanno effort to stop him until it’s too much at the end

  • @LarryXLR
    @LarryXLR 2 месяца назад +1

    It's too easy not to make a bedroom antics joke with those shorts

  • @Alberto-tx8vo
    @Alberto-tx8vo Год назад +31

    Looking real suspicious 😂