Barstool Pizza Review - Square Pizza (Bonus Izzies Cheesesteak Review)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @RWTW2306
    @RWTW2306 5 лет назад +2045

    "If you value your arteries, you should probably limit these to one a month"
    *eats pizza every day*

  • @Daholy1727
    @Daholy1727 4 года назад +465

    I love when the reviews are this chaotic.

    • @trwpizza3021
      @trwpizza3021 3 года назад +2

      Agreed. They are the magic ones…

  • @WK12112
    @WK12112 4 года назад +577

    “...you’re putting your reputation on the line”
    Probably the single funniest thing Prez has ever said, seeing how it was being told to a seemingly homeless man carrying two trash bags

    • @SlickEvan
      @SlickEvan 2 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @jdawg9137
      @jdawg9137 Год назад +11

      I know 2 different millionaires you'd think was bums, never judge a book by the cover. Everybody knows the rules.

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 Год назад +8

      Homeless?? Sir I'll have you know that he is the promoter for the world famous Izzys cheesesteaks!!

    • @MrJahka
      @MrJahka Год назад +2

      @@jdawg9137 you know two millionaires that don’t bathe and hang around the streets of New York carrying all their belongings in trash bags?

    • @jdawg9137
      @jdawg9137 Год назад

      @@MrJahka 2 millionaires who run construction companies who dress as laborers and walk jobs to see who's fukn them, you might actually think they was bums in public. So, Yes would be my answer.

  • @quinnpatterson335
    @quinnpatterson335 4 года назад +536

    “You’re the promoter of the place?”
    *Camera points to Puerto Rican man holding two trash bags*
    “Yes.”

  • @blobtheblobfish339
    @blobtheblobfish339 5 лет назад +2837

    Clean shirt, new shoes, 3 lines of coke everybody knows the rules

    • @aaronh8943
      @aaronh8943 5 лет назад +12

      @ It's not like he eats a whole pizza everyday bucko. Majority of the reviews he only has a couple bites.

    • @aaronh8943
      @aaronh8943 5 лет назад +38

      But yeah he's likely railed out also.

    • @pwebb34
      @pwebb34 5 лет назад +9

      @@aaronh8943 Railed to the gills

    • @Sshooter444
      @Sshooter444 5 лет назад +1

      @ answer: see original comment

    • @aaronh8943
      @aaronh8943 5 лет назад

      @ You're wrong but carry on thinking that you know shit.

  • @PrezDub
    @PrezDub 4 года назад +915

    Jews recognise a member of their tribe straight away, no hiding Dave.

    • @johnjameson4901
      @johnjameson4901 4 года назад +85

      Dangerously based

    • @kahleesaangelofthenight2895
      @kahleesaangelofthenight2895 4 года назад +5

      How do u know he is jewish?

    • @briankruse5244
      @briankruse5244 4 года назад +24

      Seriously LMFAO👆

    • @briankruse5244
      @briankruse5244 4 года назад +46

      Portnoy is a Jewish last name he might not practice the religion but is definitely Jewish.

    • @RunDCM
      @RunDCM 4 года назад +53

      @@kahleesaangelofthenight2895 the nose and the parents expectations when he didn't become a lawyer or doctor.

  • @lz_377
    @lz_377 4 года назад +334

    After binge watching barstool pizza reviews I’m starting to think I’ve never had good pizza in my life.

    • @anibalcontreras5218
      @anibalcontreras5218 3 года назад +8

      My pinnacle pizza is little ceases and chanellos lmao I'm with you

    • @Jon-6969
      @Jon-6969 2 года назад +9

      Me too. I think costco pizza and little caesars is the bomb.

    • @Gush27
      @Gush27 2 года назад +11

      @@Jon-6969 jesus

    • @prisonmike3605
      @prisonmike3605 2 года назад +1

      @@Jon-6969 it’s definitely convenient for kids birthday parties or if you’re a little down on your luck some days but I definitely have my pizza spots I go to and I’m from Chicago

    • @chrisandersonley4521
      @chrisandersonley4521 Год назад +1

      If your not from the North East you probably never have

  • @elliotkemp1721
    @elliotkemp1721 5 лет назад +808

    One 9 minute pizza review, everyone knows something weird is going down

  • @TheNlograsso
    @TheNlograsso 5 лет назад +106

    Good review, homeboy at the end made the whole thing great. "We thought you were legit pissed" "Nah, I don't give a fuck". Excellent.

  • @bgold9
    @bgold9 5 лет назад +1028

    One “nice haircut” misinterpretation, everybody knows Dave was offended

    • @-hydro
      @-hydro 5 лет назад +21

      Pepe Silvia she didn’t want to be mean so she just said thank you

    • @aweiss1215
      @aweiss1215 5 лет назад +36

      @@-hydro nah just a typical woman thinking she was the one being complimented.

    • @-hydro
      @-hydro 5 лет назад +40

      adam weiss Okay

    • @KA-gy3lz
      @KA-gy3lz 4 года назад +9

      adam weiss snowflake

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 3 года назад +3

      hydro I think she thought he said nice haircut.😂

  • @bullseyetag01
    @bullseyetag01 5 лет назад +89

    Much respect Dave. A random guy gives you a tip on a food you don't typically eat and you went on the spot. You're the man!

    • @stoneone1479
      @stoneone1479 Год назад

      It's almost like he's being challenged. He never backs down.

  • @garrettblack9639
    @garrettblack9639 5 лет назад +408

    Absolutely wild review. Dave getting chirped by everyone in the Manhattan streets

    • @9SecondStreetMustang
      @9SecondStreetMustang 5 лет назад +9

      Wanna see a wild review? Look up the Joe and Pats pizza review. You’ll thank me afterwards. 😉

    • @deenzmartin6695
      @deenzmartin6695 3 года назад +6

      @@9SecondStreetMustang i fought a war for yous

    • @badaboom2321
      @badaboom2321 2 года назад +1

      @@9SecondStreetMustang plasteeeek never gets old

  • @benvasilinda9729
    @benvasilinda9729 5 лет назад +557

    Prez all decked out for his first date with Debbie, everyone knows the rules.

    • @andrewsepulveda
      @andrewsepulveda 5 лет назад +23

      He cant wait to taste her tang

    • @coreykeyz3471
      @coreykeyz3471 5 лет назад +1

      Drew Port 🤢

    • @LimoneneDaddy
      @LimoneneDaddy 5 лет назад

      @@andrewsepulvedathing probably taste like a NEW PORT LMMFAO i had to i saw your name and made me think of Newport and you were commenting about tasting her tang so yeah LOL

    • @Nothing-qq4hd
      @Nothing-qq4hd 4 года назад

      That scene from kingpin comes to mind when munsun pays his rent in kind 😝

  • @vicesmadonna8151
    @vicesmadonna8151 5 лет назад +415

    One man asking if it's Kosher, everybody knows he saw Dave's big nose

  • @TomKaosOfficial
    @TomKaosOfficial 5 лет назад +412

    The best part was when the girl said "thanks" & kept walking 😂🔥

  • @urbbs09
    @urbbs09 5 лет назад +144

    El Pres is all over the place in this one

  • @ierikk1
    @ierikk1 5 лет назад +106

    *eats pizza every single day for 500 days*
    “Cheesesteaks are bad for your arteries”

  • @bretbatterton2511
    @bretbatterton2511 5 лет назад +33

    I always marvel at how Dave will only take a couple chews of his food before swallowing. His chew to swallow ratio is impressive.

  • @scoobydoodoo2421
    @scoobydoodoo2421 5 лет назад +77

    One debacle, everybody knows it's date night with Debbie and it's not going to be kosher.

  • @kamitebyani5309
    @kamitebyani5309 2 года назад +5

    In love how he connects with people. This is a gift he has, like Mozart had a gift for music Dave had a gift of connecting with people. 👍🏼

  • @craign7995
    @craign7995 5 лет назад +72

    Prez turned that square slice into a ninja throwing star.

    • @jgzero18
      @jgzero18 4 года назад

      Bite marks throwing up gang signs

  • @hairstream
    @hairstream 5 лет назад +13

    I love when so many random things happen during a review. Just like the Joe & Pat's review.

  • @supertrooper5356
    @supertrooper5356 5 лет назад +90

    “Not great on the arteries”
    Well neither is cocaine but that’s not stopping you Dave

  • @jonroy1036
    @jonroy1036 5 лет назад +40

    Won't stop watching until I've seen them all!

  • @Arogmat
    @Arogmat 5 лет назад +136

    one jew, nobody knows if it’s kosher

    • @WestSide1207
      @WestSide1207 5 лет назад +8

      Meat and dairy is the biggest prohibition in kosher laws, Dave is an idiot who has no clue about anything Jewish.

    • @djtrankilo231
      @djtrankilo231 5 лет назад +11

      @@WestSide1207 to be fair, I don't think Dave cares. He seems to be one of those Jews that say he's Jewish as an ethnicity, but not as a religion

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 5 лет назад +3

      WestSide1207 He doesn’t have to follow those rules if he doesn’t want to.. tf.

    • @WestSide1207
      @WestSide1207 5 лет назад +2

      @@m.w.6526 Um, actually he does. In Judaism, it states that if someone doesn't keep Shabbat, they are considered "A gentile in every way."

    • @javiercota3703
      @javiercota3703 5 лет назад +4

      @@WestSide1207 do you believe that Jesus is burning in boiling escrement in hell too?? 😂😂

  • @austinkenworthy5844
    @austinkenworthy5844 5 лет назад +96

    One line, everyone knows what Dave likes

  • @cobras034
    @cobras034 5 лет назад +61

    One sharp dressed man everyone knows it’s for the guys not the girls

  • @joeadams27
    @joeadams27 5 лет назад +49

    This review had Joe & Pat’s energy

  • @MattEntizne
    @MattEntizne 5 лет назад +13

    “Is it Kosher??” This video is a trip.🤣

  • @justcallmesoulzordont8550
    @justcallmesoulzordont8550 5 лет назад +2

    Now every time I eat pizza I give it a review , it’s a gift and a curse.
    Keep it up Pres, you’re the man

  • @coleanderson5928
    @coleanderson5928 5 лет назад +3

    Still have no idea why the most exciting part of my day, every day, is watching this guy eat cheese pizza....but here I am....almost a year into this..

    • @0sergey1
      @0sergey1 5 лет назад

      As strange as it seems, this is very good niche entertainment. Prez's personality, quirks and social interactions along with the topic and format all hit a certain sweet spot. No real need to question further.

  • @zd4867
    @zd4867 5 лет назад +15

    One fresh haircut, everybody know’s Davey’s feeling confident

  • @iv4n
    @iv4n 5 лет назад +14

    Just watching some of these makes you realize how accurate depictions of New Yorkers were on Seinfeld

  • @jmoney8650
    @jmoney8650 5 лет назад +6

    This was one of the best ones in a while.

  • @thebizkit69u
    @thebizkit69u 5 лет назад +92

    Prez got his hair plugs styled, everybody knows the rule.

  • @aliennetwork08
    @aliennetwork08 3 года назад +2

    These reviews I could just watch all day man

  • @danielw4995
    @danielw4995 5 лет назад +10

    Is Dave in Munchkin City? The man is like 5’9” but is towering over everyone else in the video

  • @XYEclipse727
    @XYEclipse727 5 лет назад +14

    7:18 One Prez having a stroke, everybody know the rules

  • @charlesrocks
    @charlesrocks 5 лет назад +45

    Whizz on the side hurts the score. Everyone knows the rules.

  • @thomaswalker7563
    @thomaswalker7563 2 года назад +4

    Idk if it's just me but i love the episodes with bonus reviews.

  • @SJ0906
    @SJ0906 5 лет назад +50

    Absolute electric factory. High voltage review. Kosher certified.

  • @kyles5513
    @kyles5513 5 лет назад +37

    One bag fumble, everyone knows he's out of blow

  • @gweehockey
    @gweehockey 5 лет назад +15

    Gotta love Dave, someone walks past him and compliments himself... Really nice haircut though.

  • @-Bert-
    @-Bert- 5 лет назад +47

    “Wiz wit” is Wiz with fried onions lmao

    • @christyl43077
      @christyl43077 5 лет назад +2

      Yes sir.

    • @-Bert-
      @-Bert- 5 лет назад +6

      Christy Staude he kept saying “im gonna dip it in the wiz wit” lmao I was cringing

    • @christyl43077
      @christyl43077 5 лет назад +2

      @@-Bert- haha.... I was thinking the onions were on the side.

    • @Baboonery_
      @Baboonery_ 5 лет назад

      He's joking ya clown

    • @ChuckNorris-em1wm
      @ChuckNorris-em1wm 5 лет назад +5

      he's mocking how stupid philly people sound ordering like that....

  • @rock_oclock
    @rock_oclock 5 лет назад +7

    That was a damn impressive cheesesteak balancing act.

  • @coleeg69
    @coleeg69 5 лет назад

    Upload on my Birthday thanks Dave! Looking sharp with that suit!

  • @Boxer1250RT
    @Boxer1250RT 3 года назад +4

    Everybody knows the rules "take mom and the daughter out together" 😂

  • @SunnnyDay
    @SunnnyDay 5 лет назад +2

    Epic, meandering fuster cluck, loved every minute of it !

  • @Thaepheux
    @Thaepheux 4 года назад +4

    The guy who said "Get off my Lawn" thought you were Gavin McInnes.

  • @countryprepper4719
    @countryprepper4719 5 лет назад +2

    Dave has so much power in the pizza world, he walked in and said I want a round pizza and I want it NOW.

  • @EastwoodMMA
    @EastwoodMMA 5 лет назад +18

    Is that kosher? It’s supposed to be kosher
    What do you mean?

  • @countryprepper4719
    @countryprepper4719 5 лет назад

    Awesome that you did this second review 👍👍

  • @heatherandrews3299
    @heatherandrews3299 5 лет назад +9

    The hair does look good! 👌🏼

    • @ghungrooseth1946
      @ghungrooseth1946 4 года назад +2

      SIMP

    • @boom8250
      @boom8250 3 года назад

      @@ghungrooseth1946 ok that’s pretty good 😂😂😂

    • @fitfogey
      @fitfogey 3 года назад

      It’s plugs but a pretty good plug job. You can see Dave’s hair line going away big time in the early days.

  • @karlbjorkquist7489
    @karlbjorkquist7489 2 года назад +1

    Guy at the end saying he doesn't give an F. Truly does give an F on giving that image.

  • @brendanritter4365
    @brendanritter4365 5 лет назад +4

    Steve’s prince of steaks, best cheesesteak in philly

  • @bceinstein
    @bceinstein 3 года назад

    “Puerto Rico” Lmaoo Michael Scott 🤣

  • @JamaaLS
    @JamaaLS 5 лет назад +29

    This review was enjoyable, everyone knows the rules.

  • @heatherchiuffo3203
    @heatherchiuffo3203 4 года назад +1

    If you're ever in northern Illinois, morettie's in fox lake. I promise you will not be disappointed. They have the best thin crust.

  • @Bandito518
    @Bandito518 5 лет назад +5

    7:50 this review has gone completely off the rails..!!! 😂

  • @bang2020
    @bang2020 3 года назад +2

    Love the dude walking by looking like a candy bar 😂

  • @MoeCristyBreaks
    @MoeCristyBreaks 5 лет назад +11

    One question, one wrong answer, everyone knows the rules.

  • @dovmeisels6810
    @dovmeisels6810 5 лет назад

    Best review of 2020 so far!

  • @louiem2
    @louiem2 5 лет назад +37

    One sharp suit, everybody knows he's trying to seduce Debbie

  • @lothlend6301
    @lothlend6301 2 года назад

    "Is that pizza rob?! Holy shit that's you right?" LMFAO

  • @DoUbLeBx2
    @DoUbLeBx2 5 лет назад +3

    no heart of gold song reference that would have been perfect

  • @marcisunshine18
    @marcisunshine18 5 лет назад

    She says..thank you😂😂😂 the hair!! This one was funny😂

  • @Sshooter444
    @Sshooter444 5 лет назад +6

    Cameo by Dave's rabbi, everyone knows the rules.

  • @charxiong12
    @charxiong12 5 лет назад +3

    Pizza Rob, you know everybody looked him up

  • @jamespond5848
    @jamespond5848 4 года назад

    8:02 "This guy's asking me if this is Kosher, I got fkn no clue tbh..."
    Behind him in the window, big sign that says "Chkn BACON Ranch" lol

  • @mattabe99
    @mattabe99 5 лет назад +7

    What a weird episode 😂

  • @NowTheEndBeginsMinistries
    @NowTheEndBeginsMinistries 5 лет назад

    Love the suit....great pizza in NJ is The Reservoir Tavern is Boonton...you will LOVE it....

  • @-Bert-
    @-Bert- 5 лет назад +9

    This man only went to Geno’s and Pat’s smfh Prez you need to come back to Philly and broaden your horizon because you’re missing out

  • @TheDude613
    @TheDude613 5 лет назад

    Can’t stop looking at that handlebar mitt setup. Now that’s ingenious.

  • @pogfee
    @pogfee 5 лет назад +11

    One bite every Philly guy knows Pat's and Geno's are for tourists and nowhere near the best cheesesteak in the city.

    • @drimmie
      @drimmie 5 лет назад

      Who would you recommend for a good cheesesteak down in philly? I've only had Steve's Prince of Steaks and Tony Luke's.

    • @pogfee
      @pogfee 5 лет назад

      @@drimmie depends where you are. John's, Dalessandro's, and Jim's are my favorites. Steve's is pretty good and Tony Luke's is the best of the touristy spots but it's closer to Pat's and Geno's with being fast food/street food.

    • @Thebrothaisback
      @Thebrothaisback 4 года назад +1

      Any pizza place anywhere makes better steak and cheese subs than Philly does.

    • @_ProTrax
      @_ProTrax 4 года назад

      @@Thebrothaisback Couldn't be more wrong if you tried

    • @christophersuchy3632
      @christophersuchy3632 4 года назад

      @@pogfee Jim's was amazing when I was there but I can't say I have a great reference point for the rest

  • @johnblah5532
    @johnblah5532 5 лет назад +1

    This one was pretty classic like we haven’t had in a while. Off the rails early baby!

  • @goldenage
    @goldenage 5 лет назад +7

    "New Havens the best"

  • @DerekOfRivia
    @DerekOfRivia 3 года назад +1

    Get off my lawn 😂😂😂 dude thought he was Gavin Mcinnes

  • @hisroyalhighness8566
    @hisroyalhighness8566 5 лет назад +7

    I think the daughter was trying to fix him up with her mom. C'mon Prez you're almost a 50 year old dude.

  • @andrewlee8967
    @andrewlee8967 4 года назад

    Best video you’ve done, the “get of my lawn guy” and the collision reactions were beautiful, well done, zz top reference put you in another league, when you come to the uk, give me a shout, I’m not into sports, prove me wrong

  • @Fahrenheit38
    @Fahrenheit38 5 лет назад +3

    Going to philly and getting a Pats or Genos for a cheese steak is like going to NY and getting a slice from Sbarros

  • @moneymon5835
    @moneymon5835 5 лет назад +1

    This was one of the best reviews

  • @MrJcologne
    @MrJcologne 5 лет назад +4

    Johns roast pork . You’re welcome

  • @jaygreeneofficial
    @jaygreeneofficial 5 лет назад

    You need to do more! Feels like I've been waiting forever since your last review 🤣 Woohoo !

  • @andysmallz407
    @andysmallz407 4 года назад +3

    How does this have 183k views with only one comment

    • @hallen5453
      @hallen5453 4 года назад +2

      Two now. I think most people watch on Twitter or maybe on the Barstool site. I have no idea.

    • @JohnPratt95
      @JohnPratt95 4 года назад +3

      One comment, everyone knows the rules

  • @TheFiReLoRd777
    @TheFiReLoRd777 5 лет назад

    Loved the bonus stuff!!

  • @jamesgrasso3764
    @jamesgrasso3764 5 лет назад +3

    "It's as good as Geno's or Pat's" Everyone knows you have never had a good cheesesteak.

  • @sammost7095
    @sammost7095 5 лет назад

    Genuinely lolled at the haircut exchange 😆

  • @rickhenry1994
    @rickhenry1994 5 лет назад +7

    Get off my lawn.

  • @pelangos
    @pelangos Год назад

    What a legendary classic review

  • @fraskie66
    @fraskie66 5 лет назад +3

    GET OFF MY LAWN

  • @christopheraguila9440
    @christopheraguila9440 5 лет назад

    The dudes studder that asked for the pic killed me lol

  • @serbwarrior01
    @serbwarrior01 2 года назад

    7:18 🤣🤣🤣 I thought i was having a stroke watching this

  • @Geezuse
    @Geezuse Год назад +1

    If any graff heads are in here, theres sen4 at 3:47 notorious notorious graffiti writer.

  • @playswithsquirrels7614
    @playswithsquirrels7614 5 лет назад +2

    Its not just pizza.. and its not just a review.. its the barstool pizza review!

  • @ramonsanchezquera6030
    @ramonsanchezquera6030 4 года назад

    Why i cant stop watching your videos?

  • @jim6807
    @jim6807 3 года назад

    LOL. I like how you asked that girl if she liked your haircut and she said thank you but that guy asked if you liked the pizza and you said thank you as well. 😂😂

  • @starting3
    @starting3 5 лет назад +1

    One collision and Pres bringing Million Dollars worth of Game on pizza reviews.

  • @bzrksjjj5537
    @bzrksjjj5537 2 года назад

    Literally love this guy

  • @brettwalinski581
    @brettwalinski581 5 лет назад

    Lookin slick bucko. Next time you're in south florida you have to hit up a place called CASOLAS in Miami. Would bring a ton of views. Huge slices but they actually taste good. Just try it

  • @punkem733
    @punkem733 5 лет назад

    New haven being the best pizza, this might be the best comedy channel on youtube