Barstool Pizza Review - Mineo's Pizza House (Pittsburgh, PA)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2020
  • Dave settles the Mineo's and Aiello's debate once and for all.
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  • @Jakeworth
    @Jakeworth 3 года назад +1563

    Minello's, Not to be confused with Mineo's, Not to be confused with Lou Malnati's, everyone knows the rules

    • @philosopherstoned832
      @philosopherstoned832 3 года назад +48

      Which is not to be confused with Grimaldis

    • @pop3754
      @pop3754 3 года назад +15

      Not Grimaldis that’s in Brooklyn

    • @stan4097
      @stan4097 3 года назад +15

      Not to be confused with Paul Giamatti's

    • @Grizzly-og5bs
      @Grizzly-og5bs 3 года назад +13

      Not to be confused with Lou Malanati's

    • @thefinestgames
      @thefinestgames 3 года назад +2

      Everybody*

  • @KrosziZ
    @KrosziZ 3 года назад +381

    Prez : Looks directly at the box
    "...So Minello's"

    • @Drumcomedy
      @Drumcomedy 3 года назад +3

      I'm dying

    • @walterego418
      @walterego418 3 года назад +1

      Kind of like the way an asshole would.... lol. This fuggin'guy

  • @jasius83
    @jasius83 3 года назад +656

    PSA: If you own a pizza place and see Dave coming, grab the closest old person you can find, that person is now your father/mother go out when Dave is reviewing and have them tell any story at all, this will pad your score 2-3 full points.

    • @Runescape_God
      @Runescape_God 2 года назад +3

      Lmao... that's actually one of the owners though

    • @Nothingatallllll
      @Nothingatallllll 2 года назад +37

      @@Runescape_God Yeah... and what this guy above us did was called telling a joke. You learn something everyday!

    • @Runescape_God
      @Runescape_God 2 года назад

      @@Nothingatallllll right right….

    • @Runescape_God
      @Runescape_God 2 года назад

      @@Nothingatallllll Says the dude with an anime picture

    • @harold7239
      @harold7239 Год назад +4

      Mineos is the most overrated Pgh pizza hands down.

  • @Cactus88
    @Cactus88 3 года назад +52

    "We've gotten tonnes of complaints but it's not our fault!!!!" baby store 3.4/10

  • @9SecondStreetMustang
    @9SecondStreetMustang 3 года назад +656

    “How am I gonna do this?? I have one hand!”
    Pays no attention to the numerous unoccupied tables behind him...

    • @franklinhopman4290
      @franklinhopman4290 3 года назад +44

      That's one thing I've never understood about his pizza reviews. The man never sits down for once!

    • @CaptainCorpulence
      @CaptainCorpulence 3 года назад +17

      Would it make a difference? That pizza looked like garbage.

    • @9SecondStreetMustang
      @9SecondStreetMustang 3 года назад +5

      Well, he coulda put the box down and used 2 hands.

    • @iDrunkRS
      @iDrunkRS 3 года назад +8

      Instead of breaking the rules and reviewing it in front of the owner, he waits HALF AN HOUR to review it cold. C'mon Dave.

    • @CaptainCorpulence
      @CaptainCorpulence 3 года назад +1

      @@9SecondStreetMustang He could have but it surely wouldn't have tasted any better. It looked terrible.

  • @heywoodjablomi1109
    @heywoodjablomi1109 3 года назад +345

    One bite, everybody knows the Prez is illiterate.

    • @skibbz0r
      @skibbz0r 3 года назад +6

      MINELLO'S smh dude is on some whacked out shit

    • @roudyman777
      @roudyman777 3 года назад +4

      His brain is too fried from coke to be literate, everybody knows the truth

    • @Lousasshol
      @Lousasshol 3 года назад

      @@roudyman777 everybody knows the rules*

  • @Dan-qs3hd
    @Dan-qs3hd 3 года назад +172

    "You gonna sell these?"
    "No, you can't sell anything on ebay anymore"
    On ebay right now for $200 a pop

    • @STUDIO-pj3qx
      @STUDIO-pj3qx 3 года назад +25

      It actually is! Ha ha ha, good call.

    • @quaide78
      @quaide78 3 года назад +25

      Haha. He even put up a picture from when he got them signed in the listing. LOL

    • @Sleepr56
      @Sleepr56 3 года назад +42

      Dude has a massive eBay store of signed shit. "No, you can't sell anything on eBay anymore" lol

    • @lukeo5454
      @lukeo5454 3 года назад +69

      Them dude's were so sleezy. Who the fuck does that? Gross. And just be honest, of course your gonna sell them on eBay.

    • @shugarmonsterr1762
      @shugarmonsterr1762 3 года назад +14

      LukeO yep 100%. The reason they said no is cuz starts and celebs get pissed when u try to make money off their signature and stuff so he’s like oh eh I’m gonna keep one and trade the other wtf does trade me 😂

  • @rumnas6904
    @rumnas6904 3 года назад +146

    The cheese was sliding off every piece literally made me rofl! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @deenzmartin6695
      @deenzmartin6695 2 года назад +6

      you were actually on the floor?

    • @brawndothethirstmutilator9848
      @brawndothethirstmutilator9848 2 года назад +2

      She was. Literally. I was there. Just don’t ask happened while we were down there.

    • @scorptarget
      @scorptarget 2 года назад

      🤣

    • @Legabis
      @Legabis 10 месяцев назад

      you were literally rolling on the floor laughing ? @rumnas6904

  • @nicolebusse5734
    @nicolebusse5734 3 года назад +419

    One bite, everybody knows he called
    it by the wrong name the entire review.

    • @leazyfpv5521
      @leazyfpv5521 3 года назад +3

      I couldnt fuckin stop laughing.

    • @BradR1232
      @BradR1232 3 года назад +4

      That’s every review. Vowels fuck him up. Always botches the name.

    • @Drumcomedy
      @Drumcomedy 3 года назад +2

      @@BradR1232 vowels? How about fucking consonants?

    • @spokehead8218
      @spokehead8218 Год назад +2

      Even while staring at the actual name on the box multiple times, it's minellos everybody knows the rules

    • @scottw8737
      @scottw8737 Год назад

      are you affiliated?

  • @JavaThePuff
    @JavaThePuff 3 года назад +215

    One Minello’s Dave clearly didn’t read the rules...

  • @codysiebold9790
    @codysiebold9790 3 года назад +222

    That was so scummy to have Dave sign that many things for them to sell.

    • @logdizza
      @logdizza Год назад +8

      @Eugene that’s Pittsburgh for ya?!
      That’s fucking anywhere dude.

    • @DavidTMSN
      @DavidTMSN Год назад

      @Eugene lol

    • @ajx2956
      @ajx2956 Год назад

      People in Southwest are their own breed.

    • @jaredc422
      @jaredc422 Год назад +1

      Its not a big deal

    • @grapeape1965
      @grapeape1965 Год назад +1

      The ppl who buy em would never have any way or chance to ever get what they obviously want pretty bad, otherwise. So can’t be that bad, more annoying for Dave or anyone who is being asked. So if that person is nice and does it, good for them, but if someone says I don’t want to do this, then good for them too.

  • @pavlovdogs1178
    @pavlovdogs1178 3 года назад +86

    So wait a second, he mispronounced their name in front of them and they didn't correct him?

    • @em0_tion
      @em0_tion Год назад

      They've had "a lot of complaints" about the cheese, why would they start caring now? 😂

    • @your_huge_ego_bores_me
      @your_huge_ego_bores_me Год назад +1

      Not paying attention, name of their game.

  • @CharlieGeorge_
    @CharlieGeorge_ 3 года назад +407

    This was all an elaborate ruse for Dave to stand in front of a private jet

    • @griff9515
      @griff9515 3 года назад +36

      One low budget mini half ass private jet everyone knows the rules

    • @jcarterlovejoy
      @jcarterlovejoy 3 года назад +17

      Not a jet. It's a prop plane

    • @griff9515
      @griff9515 3 года назад +3

      L E Satire my guy, you’re missing the joke

    • @aquaticasmr184
      @aquaticasmr184 3 года назад

      I need to know about the jet

    • @kevincinnamontoast3669
      @kevincinnamontoast3669 3 года назад +2

      turboprop asshol3. Minnillo lol

  • @sirjudge5055
    @sirjudge5055 3 года назад +381

    Everyone is thrilled to see it's 9+ minutes, expecting a good dose of drama...

    • @M16xDr0pSh0tz
      @M16xDr0pSh0tz 3 года назад +32

      waiting on another plastic machine

    • @MrRaymos23
      @MrRaymos23 3 года назад +14

      I miss the early videos with whacky people in the videos

    • @jp05598
      @jp05598 3 года назад +1

      MineLLos without an L in sight somehow. It’s piss

    • @brodyharris7631
      @brodyharris7631 3 года назад

      @@MrRaymos23 still happens bruh

  • @zachmccabe7510
    @zachmccabe7510 7 месяцев назад +16

    You cant let a pizza sit and get cold and say thats how its supposed to be. Thats insane. Those guys were trying to save face.

  • @Gustavo-xz8os
    @Gustavo-xz8os 3 года назад +40

    I like how he repeatedly says the name wrong looks at the box and goes “yea it’s minellos”

    • @GFkilla17
      @GFkilla17 6 месяцев назад

      Part of the lore of being the pie-man

  • @jacklutz9705
    @jacklutz9705 3 года назад +388

    Jesus, you'd think Dave knows how to handle limp, floppy stuff by now...

    • @dylanjames7857
      @dylanjames7857 3 года назад

      Haaaaaaaaa

    • @gabrielgoodman4846
      @gabrielgoodman4846 3 года назад +13

      Hahaha best one yet, you know he is pushing rope after a night doing coke

    • @jeremymatheson6885
      @jeremymatheson6885 3 года назад +7

      @@gabrielgoodman4846 I've done my fair share of shoe horning.

    • @Name-so9ns
      @Name-so9ns 3 года назад +4

      @Wensley Michel you can always have sex coked up if you do the catchin and not the pitchin

    • @jjmulvihill5666
      @jjmulvihill5666 3 года назад +1

      Dave: Put on the Limp Bizkit CD for ride back to NYC

  • @axelthesot
    @axelthesot 3 года назад +466

    One meltdown over grease, everyone knows Dave took Debby lubeless.

  • @cesarleynier1623
    @cesarleynier1623 3 года назад +37

    The smart thing to do is let the pizza cool down before you hand it over to the customer. Even steaks require a resting period so the moisture doesn’t steam and leak out.

    • @Emira_75
      @Emira_75 7 месяцев назад +1

      What do you mean *even* steaks??? They're far more nuance than a pizza, of course you have to rest meat 😅

  • @abrahamcale3659
    @abrahamcale3659 3 года назад +16

    No comments on how extremely kind Dave was on that review? C'mon Stand up guy. He would have murdered it any other year.

  • @fdapro1975
    @fdapro1975 3 года назад +220

    Minello’s is secretly Jacks. No offense.

    • @Benny_From_NY
      @Benny_From_NY 3 года назад +10

      With all do respect of course lol

    • @josephoutward
      @josephoutward 3 года назад +2

      @Frank Alaimo, perfect comment.

    • @JamesLeeBuzz
      @JamesLeeBuzz 3 года назад +1

      LOL I love how when he disses Jack's he always says "no offense" or when he calls them cocksuckers he says "no disrespect" 😂😂

    • @TheMofobuss
      @TheMofobuss 2 года назад

      Lol I remember Jack's...south side bar

  • @muttonstew99
    @muttonstew99 3 года назад +152

    Put the box on the table, use 2 hands, everyone knows the rules.

    • @missblak00
      @missblak00 3 года назад +8

      Exactly he’s being dramatic

    • @sagittarius420cheefie
      @sagittarius420cheefie 3 года назад +8

      Or at least fold it. Lmao!!! Dude is slow. Lmao!!

    • @user-bk1kz2wq7v
      @user-bk1kz2wq7v 3 года назад +11

      Came here to say this, mans was holding a piping hot pizza vertical with one hand, of course its gonna fall off😂

    • @vetterfellow
      @vetterfellow 3 года назад

      @@user-bk1kz2wq7v I think, Probably paid extra to discredit that Pizzeria from the other !!.

    • @tiedyery670
      @tiedyery670 3 года назад +2

      Seriously! I was thinking the same thing the whole time

  • @davidlacinski5103
    @davidlacinski5103 3 года назад +33

    One bite everybody knows Dave can't pronounce Mineo's.

  • @dancingbear6239
    @dancingbear6239 3 года назад +45

    Dave has an issue with Italian names. He almost always mispronounces them. It’s Mineo’s not Minello’s. He was staring at the name on the box and still got it wrong.

    • @jeezuzisdead
      @jeezuzisdead Год назад

      hey, fck pronunciations, everyone knows the rules.

    • @adamgordon6435
      @adamgordon6435 Год назад

      I think that's because the place next door was named Aiello's and he's combining them.

    • @MultiJejje
      @MultiJejje Год назад +1

      @@adamgordon6435 No it isn't. Because this happens almost every time.

    • @em0_tion
      @em0_tion Год назад

      Closeted dyslexic? 🤔 But then again, he uses a dull kitchen knife to open cardboard boxes... 🤷‍♂

  • @phillipedwardness9591
    @phillipedwardness9591 3 года назад +536

    This sounds like they’ve been making crappy pizzas for three generations and for three generations have been insisting that the customer is wrong.

    • @hugh2hoob668
      @hugh2hoob668 3 года назад +21

      Fiori's is the best here

    • @sagittarius420cheefie
      @sagittarius420cheefie 3 года назад +29

      It's actually good. Dude was being a bit dramatic. Plus, he just got a plain ass cheese pizza. All he had to do was fold the pizza and I would've helped the cheese stay on. It's cheese and fresh outta the oven. It's gonna be melty. Lol!!!!

    • @sagittarius420cheefie
      @sagittarius420cheefie 3 года назад +12

      @Praetorian Foil Who knows, maybe they fell off. But Mineos was bomb as fuck growing up. You could get any topping. If it wasn't on the menu, they'd go to the store and get what you need. You know it's a Jewish community so, there are diet restrictions.

    • @sagittarius420cheefie
      @sagittarius420cheefie 3 года назад +4

      @Praetorian Foil I used to go to Allderdice, we'd cut class and go to Mineos. Or the one little spot on the corner. We called it The Italian Dog. Or just The Dog. I can't remember if that was the actually name. But they used to make the bread stuffed with pepperoni and cheese.

    • @hugh2hoob668
      @hugh2hoob668 3 года назад +1

      @Praetorian Foil sorry Dave will even say Fioris is the best

  • @scraplife3045
    @scraplife3045 3 года назад +70

    Mineo's. You are looking at the box and still adding an 'L' to the name.

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel 3 года назад +3

      He got most of the letters, so it's not that bad for Dave. :)))

  • @BozOnEverything
    @BozOnEverything 3 года назад +44

    One relatively hot pizza: Everybody knows Dave just wants to film in front of his jet for a quick flex.

    • @randomrandom1196
      @randomrandom1196 3 года назад

      They are realatively inexpensive, like 400,000 for a nice one

    • @totallynotaseaotter4946
      @totallynotaseaotter4946 3 года назад +1

      @@randomrandom1196 using “Relatively” pretty loosely there. That’s still flexing for like 99% of the population.

    • @roosejuice6052
      @roosejuice6052 3 года назад +1

      @@totallynotaseaotter4946 yeah that’s more expensive than plenty of people’s houses. And doesn’t account for fuel and pilots and a hanger lol 400k just to look have a giant toy plane.

    • @projuega2571
      @projuega2571 2 года назад

      Thats not a jet. King air 250 Beechcraft

  • @reapercarl5047
    @reapercarl5047 Год назад +16

    K love how the owners son came out for damage controle 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brutusroxy3557
    @brutusroxy3557 3 года назад +58

    Love this show! I’m from Pittsburgh and not to be nitpicking but he literally didn’t say a single Pittsburgh pizza places name even close to correct. Lol

    • @shavonnestacia2865
      @shavonnestacia2865 3 года назад +1

      I did the same when i lived in Pgh. My NY accent couldn't let me say the names correctly (Yous say Mount Lebinin We say Mount Lebanon) it was weird.

    • @joshflanigan2523
      @joshflanigan2523 5 месяцев назад +2

      Anello's versus Minello's LOL.

  • @genebigs1749
    @genebigs1749 3 года назад +119

    One "Minello's", everybody knows the rules. God forbid we get even ONE correctly pronounced pizza place.

    • @JohnstonPettigrew
      @JohnstonPettigrew 3 года назад +4

      That's the Sephardic pronunciation.

    • @PeepGamePopoff
      @PeepGamePopoff 2 года назад

      That’s the whole schtick

    • @vincentsnow8436
      @vincentsnow8436 Год назад

      @@PeepGamePopoff how do you spend all that time in Mass , NYC and butcher every Italian name ?

    • @PeepGamePopoff
      @PeepGamePopoff Год назад

      @@vincentsnow8436 it’s the joke lol

  • @nickskolsky2560
    @nickskolsky2560 3 года назад +16

    “Minellos” and they never corrected out of the 15 times hacked it 😂😂😂

  • @NowTheEndBeginsMinistries
    @NowTheEndBeginsMinistries 3 года назад +9

    "We load it up with cheese, it's so sloppy, we get so many complaints...but..." really?

  • @bmxbandito9
    @bmxbandito9 3 года назад +76

    One private jet, everybody knows Dave asked his pilot to invert on the way home

    • @thomassullivan1207
      @thomassullivan1207 3 года назад +3

      That wasn't a jet

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 3 года назад +3

      Jets don't have propellers.

    • @Quatt22
      @Quatt22 3 года назад +4

      Turbo prop. Best of both worlds

    • @ccunit666
      @ccunit666 3 года назад +1

      @@thomassullivan1207 as a pilot for 98yrs since I started when I was 53 I can say that is a jet plane

    • @randomrandom1196
      @randomrandom1196 3 года назад

      @@ccunit666 its a beechcraft c90, a turbine powered prop plane

  • @andrewlogan3664
    @andrewlogan3664 3 года назад +36

    The nicest score I’ve ever seen Dave give

  • @carsandguitars7064
    @carsandguitars7064 3 года назад +35

    The cheese sliding off is giving me bad anxiety.

    • @vincentlabella1772
      @vincentlabella1772 Год назад +1

      i live in pgh. although that is annoying, the pizza is legit fire.

    • @noble604
      @noble604 Год назад

      Vincent - Agree. This review didn’t do Mineo’s justice. Yes, it’s overpriced/ no cards/cash only, etc and the lines used to be out the door many many years ago but it’s still very very good. My favorite.

  • @skibooski6884
    @skibooski6884 3 года назад +62

    Putting a lot of cheese on pizza doesn’t make it good, everyone knows the rules

    • @Runescape_God
      @Runescape_God 2 года назад

      Have you tried it?

    • @skibooski6884
      @skibooski6884 2 года назад +3

      @@Runescape_God I don’t have to try it to know if it’s good or not

    • @Runescape_God
      @Runescape_God 2 года назад +2

      @@skibooski6884 ....yes you do? That was extremely dumb.

    • @skibooski6884
      @skibooski6884 2 года назад

      @@Runescape_God more like joe swallow

    • @Runescape_God
      @Runescape_God 2 года назад

      @@skibooski6884 yeah like I said, dumb. Stick to video games.

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1408
    @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1408 3 года назад +40

    One private jet, everyone knows the coke dealer is already on board. ✈️

    • @steveapken6803
      @steveapken6803 3 года назад +1

      It's not a jet, it's a piece of shit King Air.

    • @spencermorrison8713
      @spencermorrison8713 3 года назад +2

      @@steveapken6803 Still better than you can afford

    • @nickbomb0995
      @nickbomb0995 3 года назад

      I just saw the jet with the comment😂

    • @eternalbeing3339
      @eternalbeing3339 2 года назад

      One kilo in the luggage, everyone knows the rules.

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1408
    @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1408 3 года назад +76

    Alright Frankie, everyone knows he's the only acceptable camera guy.

    • @mrsuns10
      @mrsuns10 2 года назад

      One shot everyone knows the rules

  • @sc-em5vj
    @sc-em5vj 3 года назад +5

    "You're not gonna sell these are you?"
    "uhhh"

  • @timharris7185
    @timharris7185 3 года назад +12

    One autograph scam, everybody knows the rules

  • @Matt_7908
    @Matt_7908 3 года назад +205

    One sliding cheese slice everyone knows Dave is a drama queen

    • @MattD1911
      @MattD1911 3 года назад +4

      You obviously haven't watched many of his videos.

    • @LRG251
      @LRG251 3 года назад +2

      everybody*

    • @deenzmartin6695
      @deenzmartin6695 2 года назад +2

      it was a shit pie

  • @Baghuul
    @Baghuul 3 года назад +34

    Cant wait for Dave to bust out that lady jacket that Debbie bought him.

  • @MrRaymos23
    @MrRaymos23 3 года назад +11

    That pizza was a strong 6.7 at max ! Prez was looking out for that business didn’t want to hurt their livelihood

    • @LanceUppercut78
      @LanceUppercut78 7 месяцев назад +1

      More like a 5.7 max. That was the most generous score ever. One of the few pizza reviews to actually make me lose my appetite!

  • @connollym4
    @connollym4 3 года назад +35

    One private jet that’s not Dave’s. Everybody knows he was headed back inside to main terminal at the end of video.

    • @aquaticasmr184
      @aquaticasmr184 3 года назад

      Bro what is happening is that really his jet

    • @jackherer519
      @jackherer519 3 года назад

      aint even a jet bruh

    • @dallaswood4117
      @dallaswood4117 3 года назад

      If he was trying to flex he picked the wrong plane lol

  • @AlphaDonMega
    @AlphaDonMega 3 года назад +48

    Everbody knows that lil Joe Smith and his son are wearing that pizza..

    • @phylazen5649
      @phylazen5649 3 года назад +3

      underrated comment

    • @JamesLeeBuzz
      @JamesLeeBuzz 3 года назад

      @@phylazen5649 it's only been one day since he made the comment and it's already got 41 likes....I don't think you're using the word underrated properly. If it had been like several months and only got like 2 likes, then you could say it's underrated.

    • @phylazen5649
      @phylazen5649 3 года назад +1

      @@JamesLeeBuzz damn i give you props and you treat me like that... imma have to call in stoolie steve on this one

    • @JamesLeeBuzz
      @JamesLeeBuzz 3 года назад +1

      @@phylazen5649 LOL just busting balls man, tough love my dude. Peace ✌️

    • @phylazen5649
      @phylazen5649 3 года назад

      @@JamesLeeBuzz we're all ball busters in the pizza review zone haha ur good fam

  • @SciVation1991
    @SciVation1991 3 года назад +18

    Everybody knows Prez took a pause after saying "super thick" because he was thinking about Debbie.

  • @spankhill7722
    @spankhill7722 Год назад +4

    That pie was cut when it was too hot. The cheese melted back together while the crust was still separated.

    • @macdurden412
      @macdurden412 4 месяца назад +2

      As the guy who usually is cutting this specific pizza, your are correct. They should’ve left the pizza hang out and cut it after he got there or whatever. I manage the place and the employees and the people that own the place didn’t understand the assignment.

  • @hankf5401
    @hankf5401 2 года назад +25

    Growing up in Pittsburgh I have vivid childhood memories of eating mineos with my family and experiencing the sliding cheese catastrophe. The key is fork and knife or the two hand technique (one on the crust and the other to hold the cheese). Also, the roof of your mouth will thank you for waiting.

    • @PaDutchRunner
      @PaDutchRunner Год назад +1

      Oh yeah I forgot the shredded skin in mouth after mineos as a 12 year old lol.

    • @KnightsWhoSayNi222
      @KnightsWhoSayNi222 Год назад +1

      You mean Minellos ;)

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 7 месяцев назад

      I've been working 1 block away from that Mineos for about 5 years now. Every thing on that menu is phenomenal... except for the pizza. It was good, but not great. As far as Squirrel Hill goes, Napoli's pizza is the best place. Maybe in the whole city. Been there almost as long, the sauce has more flavor, and like Mineos, they grate their cheese. If you've had Mineos, you've probably had Napoli's. It's a damn shame Dave never went just one block up

  • @kbholla
    @kbholla 3 года назад +101

    "We're fork and knife pizza." Goodbye.

    • @DeltaAssaultGaming
      @DeltaAssaultGaming 3 года назад +12

      For real

    • @matthewprestia7647
      @matthewprestia7647 3 года назад +3

      He did a disservice to the Pittsburgh pies. Guessing you don't fuck with deep dish either, just a NY slice kinda guy?

    • @therickman34
      @therickman34 3 года назад +3

      @@matthewprestia7647 Right!!?? What's he gonna do in Chicago, totally ignore Giordanos?

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 3 года назад +1

      @@therickman34 i think he's been to the main Chicago places already.

    • @kbholla
      @kbholla 3 года назад +3

      @@matthewprestia7647 Generally yes, since my whole family is from the Bronx, Queens, and Flushing. I have some love for deep dish though, but not the same.

  • @MrWharfrat05
    @MrWharfrat05 3 года назад +61

    That pizza is a train wreck. Good pizza doesn't need a pile of cheese like that.

    • @user-bk1kz2wq7v
      @user-bk1kz2wq7v 3 года назад +6

      U wrong bro, its about the cheese. Some pizzas r about the sauce or crust but Mineos is serious about their cheese lol. Its godsent i promise u lmao

    • @user-bk1kz2wq7v
      @user-bk1kz2wq7v 3 года назад +4

      Definitely not a pizza u want more than once a month lol its super heavy. But its amazing taste. Just not possible to eat with one hand standing up like prez wants

    • @kelz2.0
      @kelz2.0 3 года назад +1

      The cheese and sauce are the heart and soul of an excellent pizza

    • @Thebrothaisback
      @Thebrothaisback 3 года назад +2

      @@user-bk1kz2wq7v pizzas with a ton of cheese are never good and are making up for a lack of quality.

    • @user-bk1kz2wq7v
      @user-bk1kz2wq7v 3 года назад +1

      Thebrothaisback u have never had Mineos then. The cheese and sauce is as quality and genuine as u can get. Proportions are different for every pizzeria.

  • @monicabrandt6234
    @monicabrandt6234 Год назад +47

    Dave is an example of just being you no matter how famous or rich he gets, Every day Joe. I like that about him

    • @codymays9943
      @codymays9943 10 месяцев назад

      Joe Rogan is the same way

    • @hamishrose9374
      @hamishrose9374 4 месяца назад +1

      NPC comment, who else are you going to be ?

    • @JoeBrannin
      @JoeBrannin 4 месяца назад

      @@codymays9943nah

  • @fortnitemobile8162
    @fortnitemobile8162 3 года назад +13

    If he didn’t meet the owner it woulda been a 1.2, so much for keeping it real

  • @curranmcclenahan7666
    @curranmcclenahan7666 3 года назад +27

    tall guy in the back needs to go home to the North Hills. take a hike fam.

  • @JR-lz1jr
    @JR-lz1jr 3 года назад +62

    One bite everybody knows he didn’t try the crust

  • @Koreatn
    @Koreatn 3 года назад +15

    One imaginary "l" everybody knows Dave can't read

  • @amit_patel654
    @amit_patel654 2 месяца назад

    2:38 the way he looks down at the pizza in disbelief XD

  • @Itsyaboyd.wav666
    @Itsyaboyd.wav666 3 года назад +28

    Modest man saying hes gotta catch a flight, shows up infront of a private jet.

    • @nickp8996
      @nickp8996 3 года назад +1

      You still need to schedule private flights dude lol

    • @Itsyaboyd.wav666
      @Itsyaboyd.wav666 3 года назад +2

      @@nickp8996 no shit, was saying he could have said im about to catch my private jet but he dident, he just said flight then shows up infront of a private jet.

    • @j.elizabeth4621
      @j.elizabeth4621 3 года назад +1

      Business write off

    • @riproar11
      @riproar11 3 года назад +4

      Jets don't have propellers.

  • @danfro
    @danfro 3 года назад +6

    Put the box down on the table behind you!!!!

  • @HiroThatDude
    @HiroThatDude 6 месяцев назад +2

    "It's corona, right" basically what that means is yeah I don't wanna give a bad scores a bad time right now for small businesses are getting hit. I appreciate that Dave.

  • @mbj920
    @mbj920 3 года назад +1

    Such a flex with a subtle transition to a private jet

  • @heavyd2249
    @heavyd2249 3 года назад +13

    Mineo's, where is the "L". And I thought I couldn't read..

  • @TheGlassbro
    @TheGlassbro 3 года назад +23

    Why do you keep calling it “minellos”? It’s mineos.

    • @jjmulvihill5666
      @jjmulvihill5666 3 года назад

      Performance Artist at work. #schtick

    • @christophers.4007
      @christophers.4007 3 года назад

      sounds like it should be called garbage pizza...

    • @jasius83
      @jasius83 3 года назад

      @@jjmulvihill5666 Suggesting that this man has a character that he's performing is giving him too much credit.

  • @ravagingx8172
    @ravagingx8172 3 года назад +4

    Who tf were those two nerds at 9:06 trying to resell Dave Portnoy signed footballs 🤡🤡🤡🤡😐

    • @marcoiacobuzio4075
      @marcoiacobuzio4075 3 года назад

      Ravakings x...... they probably thought he was that famous pizza review guy you know Dave "Portnoy-ello".......lol

  • @rwicker83
    @rwicker83 Год назад +1

    As a Pizzaiolo, if your pizza needs to "rest" before I serve it to you so you can enjoy it, especially with tons of cheese, I rest it on top of my oven, then serve it to you. Enjoy!

  • @markbrophy554
    @markbrophy554 3 года назад +10

    Where is the "L" sound in Mineo's?

    • @sprtwlf9314
      @sprtwlf9314 3 года назад +1

      Its a silent and invisible L

    • @brombusz6441
      @brombusz6441 3 года назад +1

      This entire place is an L

    • @tomthalon8956
      @tomthalon8956 3 года назад

      He reads these comments and repeats all the stuff we poke fun at to keep us coming back. The mispronunciations, the flop bitching, etc.

  • @sagittarius420cheefie
    @sagittarius420cheefie 3 года назад +3

    I always thought you were supposed to fold the pizza. That's how I always kept it on.

    • @NONARCS
      @NONARCS 3 года назад +1

      Dave is admittedly an amateur despite 500 pizzas. Anyone who has eaten pizza in NYC should know how to fold a large piece. It's not rocket science or preference. It's how you eat large or heavy slices and fit them in your mouth.
      This guy is the same dork he always was just with $1 million drug addiction and haircut to make him look better.

    • @sagittarius420cheefie
      @sagittarius420cheefie 3 года назад

      @@NONARCS Lmao!!! Well damn.

  • @brianwolfe5982
    @brianwolfe5982 3 года назад +9

    Not an L anywhere in the name, still constant "Minello's." Is Dave dyslexic?

  • @alexhxxhh
    @alexhxxhh 3 года назад +3

    Subtle flex in front of the private plane, love it

  • @ebitdareadthebook1535
    @ebitdareadthebook1535 3 года назад +13

    One PJ, everyone knows Pres couldn't wait to flex.

    • @tomthalon8956
      @tomthalon8956 3 года назад +5

      LOL, that's one cheap-ass looking tiny private jet, if it is one.

  • @michaelgoldberg518
    @michaelgoldberg518 3 года назад +9

    One Michigan grad who sees an L in Mineo's, everyone knows the rules

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber5884 3 года назад +7

    We've had a train wreck! I'm like a pro! No pro would ever pull a piece of pizza off of a pie across his body!! If you're taking a piece out of the pie with your left hand you pull from the left side of the pie!! Every video of yours that I've watched, you hold the pizza in your right, you pull the slice with your left from the 9:00 position! Why in the hell would you pull a slice from the 3:00 position with your left hand?!?! Rookie move on your part!!

    • @wizcorn9958
      @wizcorn9958 2 года назад

      You should write a book….”Pulling pizza out of the box”……doooooooooooooooooooooooo it…………….NOW🤤

    • @billheuber5884
      @billheuber5884 2 года назад

      @@wizcorn9958 I
      ?
      Huh?

  • @bradn.2287
    @bradn.2287 3 года назад +22

    He’s hardly given a bad score since Corona, that looked like garbage.

  • @FM-nm4ng
    @FM-nm4ng 3 года назад +19

    I alway wondered why Dave doesn't just place the box down on one of the nearby tables instead of fumbling with the pizza one-handed.

    • @marcoiacobuzio4075
      @marcoiacobuzio4075 3 года назад +1

      F M actually if you've ever noticed on alot of Dave's pizza reviews when he does put a pizza box down and there are tables behind him he will still put the box on the ground.......absolutely bizarre

    • @HerschelKrustofski
      @HerschelKrustofski 3 года назад +4

      I always wondered why Dave doesn’t wait a couple minutes before diving into the pizza. He’s constantly burning his mouth and dealing with lava cheese, I honestly don’t get the appeal, such a lesser pizza experience.

    • @mathias2277
      @mathias2277 2 года назад +2

      it's all part of the schtick guys

    • @nolankelly6230
      @nolankelly6230 2 года назад

      @@HerschelKrustofski he claimed there is a drastic difference between pizza fresh out the oven (basically before fully cooling) just as how it isnt as fair a review when the pizza has been sitting in the box for even a short amount of time. ive watched so many of these i could pass a test on his scale

  • @joeheid4757
    @joeheid4757 3 года назад +9

    Does he ever pronounce the name of a place he's at right?

  • @roosejuice6052
    @roosejuice6052 3 года назад +9

    “Im gonna keep one, I might trade, basically no. You can’t sell anything on eBay anymore.”
    Pres hittin him with “good luck with it” haha

  • @benjaminfuenmayor6750
    @benjaminfuenmayor6750 3 года назад +177

    There was absolutely no reason for Dave to do that review in front of his private plane other than to flaunt it off to his viewers.
    The scumbagness is at an all time high and I love it

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1408
    @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1408 3 года назад +13

    One more skinny jeans video, everyone knows that roll of quarters is only half full.

  • @skyblueerik
    @skyblueerik 3 года назад +9

    One bite , everybody knows Dave eats the whole pizza off camera.

    • @dallaswood4117
      @dallaswood4117 3 года назад

      No doubt just watching him take down a slice in 3 bites I've always thought man I bet he puts down a large by himself no sweat

  • @timbo41284
    @timbo41284 3 года назад +5

    For Christ sake will someone please tell him it’s “Mineos” not “Minello’s”.....I mean the owner didn’t even correct him ffs

  • @timi7844
    @timi7844 3 года назад +5

    Minello’s Mineo’s ...everybody knows the rules.

  • @dsfgasdgqweq3456t534
    @dsfgasdgqweq3456t534 3 года назад +21

    Imagine being a grown man that wants another grown man's signature; gay.

    • @dmking26
      @dmking26 3 года назад +2

      Especially from a pickle smoocher like Dave.

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 3 года назад +2

      he's a dirty grifter. i read other comments saying they're already on ebay for a couple hundred dollars each.

  • @HisHowliness
    @HisHowliness 3 года назад +4

    Next time I'm there, I'll be sure to seek out Manillo's...

  • @anthrocoon
    @anthrocoon 3 года назад +1

    I go to Pgh. twice a year.This year I tried Mineo's Squirrel Hill for the first time.Great sausage pizza--mozzarella cheese was amazing. Pronounced Minn--ee--oze. Like Sal Mineo.First time there was a dining inside or outside ban in Allegheny Co. so I took it back to my hotel in Harmar Twp (on Allegheny R), then second time I got to eat it in the restaurant itself.This pizza looks nothing like the ones I had.Try putting it on a table and eating, maybe with knife and fork, instead of standing.

  • @mikek464
    @mikek464 3 года назад

    I've been all over this great country and had alot of pizza. The best I have had is Village Pizza and Pub in Carpentersville IL they have a double decker pizza that's insanely good but the thin crust is delicious as well, 2nd is Empire Pizza in Tucson AZ. the Mulberry St pizza is very good.

  • @spyridwn9055
    @spyridwn9055 3 года назад +16

    One bite everyone knows that Dave is gonna die from crack

  • @highflyer011
    @highflyer011 3 года назад +7

    Legit lost all credibility! I had it in the 2s!

  • @jamestaylor6824
    @jamestaylor6824 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for referencing a awesome wrestling moment. Not many people no what I’m talking about whenever i do, so thanks.

  • @sangkyukim8553
    @sangkyukim8553 Год назад +2

    This is like watching Michael St. Hubbins folding the mini-bread and trying to make a sandwich.

  • @thefatman2780
    @thefatman2780 3 года назад +19

    ONE BOTTLE OF ADDERALL. EVERYONE KNOWS THE RATTLE

  • @joshuabennett723
    @joshuabennett723 6 месяцев назад +3

    Gotta admit I've lived in Pittsburgh my whole life and this is my favorite pizza it might be because my old man always took me there but I still love it 😂

  • @nathanhargenrader645
    @nathanhargenrader645 Год назад +2

    Shout out to the dude telling him to go to monte cellos. He is a real one

  • @GunterTheGamer
    @GunterTheGamer 3 года назад +2

    My Pittsburgh heart was in pain hearing him call mineos “minellos” lmfao

  • @jbpost52
    @jbpost52 2 года назад +7

    The problem with that pie is it needs to be cooked well done so it has a crispy crust, then it could hold its cheese

  • @TrevorTheLever42
    @TrevorTheLever42 3 года назад +7

    One naked slice everyone knows the rules

  • @jasonmango5232
    @jasonmango5232 3 года назад

    When you go back to Pittsburgh, you need to go to Napoli's. It is located in Squirrel Hill and on the same side of the street as Minoe's but two blocks up, across the street from a bank.

  • @Pr3lude9
    @Pr3lude9 Год назад +1

    Just bought a mineo’s pizza today. Exact same experience, it would just strip the toppings off and it was warm/cool. Had to eat it with a fork and knife. It tasted good but was way too loaded. Very heavy pizza.

  • @iDrunkRS
    @iDrunkRS 3 года назад +4

    5:16 one joke, nobody acknowledges the punch line.

  • @maddog8148
    @maddog8148 3 года назад +22

    You don’t know how to make pizza. Period. When you make a pizza you don’t put cheese in the middle. You put it around the center because when you cook it everything already moves in the middle. Just garbage!!

    • @DeltaAssaultGaming
      @DeltaAssaultGaming 3 года назад +13

      Don’t put it in the middle, but put it in the... center.
      Huh. Okay.

    • @hahaharithz
      @hahaharithz 3 года назад +6

      @@DeltaAssaultGaming he said around you fool

    • @DeltaAssaultGaming
      @DeltaAssaultGaming 3 года назад +1

      Aemil Harithz he edited it. Originally he said “in the center.”

    • @turtlepowersf
      @turtlepowersf 3 года назад +1

      @@DeltaAssaultGaming he didnt edit it, or it would show (edited), which it doesn't. Just admit you can't read.

  • @patrickdreher1337
    @patrickdreher1337 3 года назад +1

    They could also let it cool on a wire rack for a bit when it comes out of the oven before cutting.

  • @goozdodo2904
    @goozdodo2904 3 года назад

    Dude his energy is so awesome