At first I actually thought he was talking about the guy that wanted to hang himself because he was just talking about him and then he said, "your dead !" But then I realised he was talking about Frankie.
Dave's ability to mispronounce every pizza place name is astounding. Also, that is a Steubenville style pizza. That is how Dean Martin liked it and it became a thing.
@@Sh4tterdL0g1c it's cool to see people so happy that they're almost wilfully oblivious to the actual interaction. Blissfully happy I could only wish to achieve. It's oddly charming.
@@eliyahuohiyon7461 I agree, but at the same time it will get you in the zone. You will eventually rail talk (so zoned in) and then have to stop yourself. I only had a script, what do I know.
That's the way the cook it....I laughed when i 1st heard about it.....And its cold Provolone cheese @ that. As a NY'er thats crazy.....It's a giant (small by NY standards) lunchable pizza....
I'm somewhat impressed that he continued to hold up that entire tray worth of pizza with his right arm. There's about 10 pounds of cheese in those boxes.
A good or bad pizza is like a blow job, you're probably going to be able to recall every experience. 60% of the time your brain's BJ memory works 100% of the time, coincidentally the brain's memory for pizza is in the same spot as the BJ memory. Shares the same syntax or some shit
The whole ‘putting cheese on after the pizza is out of the oven’ is considered ‘Ohio Valley-style’ pizza, it’s very common in places like Steubenville/Wintersville OH.
Dave, you geared your brain to accept whatever they threw at ya. Like "carts" and 18 boxes of pizza with cold provolone for $60. You gave a 7.2 and made their TicToc employee very happy. Whadda guy!
what's nuttier than putting unmelted, shredded provolone on top of pizza? Dave giving it a 7.2. What's next? Dave reviewing an uncooked cheeseburger, without the bun? This is insanity.
Yeah that’s literally disgusting. Maybe melting cheese on after so the pizza is less oily and droopy..? Possibly. But legitimate big chunks of cold cheese? Fuck off. I’ll just thaw out a frozen pizza if I want to be disrespected
This is my favorite kind of pizza. I grew up eating pizza from a place called DiCarlos, they made pizza just like this. Now that I live in Pittsburgh and travel Banksville Road daily... I MUST TRY THIS!
As a native Pittsburgher a 7.2 is pretty fair for Beto’s. It’s a unique take on pizza and I think it’s a solid taste. If you’re staying in Pittsburgh for a few days I recommend Mineo’s pizza in squirrel hills as well as Fiori’s in Dormont.
You should try DiCarlo‘s pizza! It’s the original and they have been doing it for almost 100 years. This place is a joke. Look into it. Especially if you appreciate real Sicilian pizza
Betos is unique. It’s not like any other pizza you will ever have. People usually either love it or don’t care for it. I like it as a change of pace every once in a while. I think it’s good.
This is Ohio Valley style pizza. Its delicious. Never heard it called a cart. Always bought by tray or half tray. Square slices...cooked with just the sauce. Provolone and pepperoni put on afterwards. Most places sell extra cheese by the bag. Its the way to go.
Dave was stalling so the cheese would melt, everybody knows the rules.
My thoughts exactly.
literally 😂
It’s most definitely Not as good with melted cheese.
And the shit was still falling off like lemmings jumping off a cliff.
Disgusting unmelted cheese should be illegal.
Dave: “I didn’t see your tik tok”
Girl: “Dave saw my tik tok omg”
Lmao
Whats your number.
@@juggerswood down astronomically
That was the perfect way to end it. I laughed so hard.
You have a snap?
I’m sorry that so many thirsty ass dudes on here harass you.
Dave has ascended to his final form: a Slavic gangster.
lol so funny
it's not adidas
A Gopnik
He didn’t show us his squat
Yeah that's gonna be his permanent look once he turns 70.
"It's like a Lunchable on crack."
If lunchables are mentioned to describe a pizza, I want out.
Doesn’t mean it isn’t good xD. It’s fucking pizza, not a steak
@@FecalMatador ...okay, but imagine steak Lunchables
@@SgtBuck01 I didn't want to
@@SgtBuck01 *Michael Scott voice "OH GOD NO. NO GOD NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
You have a good point
Who let Dave go out in public like that? 😅
Dudes making billions. He don’t care
He still looks like fairy 🧚♀️ 😂😂
He wears that cheese on his chin and that wrap on his neck very well! 🚫
Lol ikr
It's not public, it's only Shittsburgh
Imagine actually getting ran over by a car and the last thing you hear is Dave saying, "you're dead"
underrated comment
“Most underrated comment in the country. Hands down.”
It would be an honor.
At first I actually thought he was talking about the guy that wanted to hang himself because he was just talking about him and then he said, "your dead !" But then I realised he was talking about Frankie.
Ya dead
One woman's track suit, everyone knows Dave's auditioning for Mob Wives.
Miss doubtfire 2
That’s my cousin
@@flamingdragon86 WE ARE FWAMING DWAGON!!!
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
This reminds of when Michael wore a woman's suit
watched one episode of the Sopranos now he thinks he’s a mobster, everybody knows the rules
😂
Fuggetaboutit!
@@donmcbean7465 Who did wah??
lmao just made a similar comment and then scrolled through the comments.
he and lebron james really would be best friends.
Dave's ability to mispronounce every pizza place name is astounding. Also, that is a Steubenville style pizza. That is how Dean Martin liked it and it became a thing.
His ability to be an asshole in every episode is also astounding. That's why I watch him 😅 It's fun to see a grown adult with no control at all.
Yeah there's a reason no one cares what Dean Martin ate
I grew up on this stuff
@@jimsonjohnson3761 🤣
LMAO!!! I was just thinking the same thing!
The camera work when Dave says “do you know if…no no” and it’s that guy walking looking lost had me in tears 😂😂
One velvet tracksuit, everyone knows he’s becoming Adam Sandler from Uncut Gems
ok that's not too bad but just don't end like Sandler in the end of Uncut Gems...
It's not even velvet, it's velour. No one straight is wearing a velour track suit.
Classic assessment
Definitely not velvet, that’s velour. Shit is super comfortable and fire.
What a shitty movie that was
One $60 lunchable, everyone knows the rules
Fucking lol
lmfaoooo
😂 😂 😂
Ha
Well he did have like 6 boxes. So the price sounds reasonable
one half zipped jacket, everyone knows he's coming out soon
😂😂😂😂
He wears a shirt that says a baseball guys guy
@Chris Simms No he has to wait until the scandal hits, then he has to come out as gay.
He’s not gay he just has a sense of fashion boomer
@@kerl6859 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dave gave the pizza a 3.8. He gave the girl a 7.2, everyone knows the rules.
Naw she’s cute just probably talks too much
@@Sneakycastro69 Yep would rip my hair out listening to the thousands of tik toks
machiavelli on point
shes like 15 lol
It’s actually very good pizza. Obviously not your standard pizza, but still.
I would be mad as hell if I got a pizza covered in cold cheese
ya but she did a tic tac
Don’t knock it till you try it Betos is awesome. You can ask for it melted, but why would you. Defeats the purpose.
@@Machoke. Because melted cheese is the best part of pizza.
@@Machoke. have fun with your tapeworm
@@___meph___4547 uncooked meat
The age of consent is 16 in PA... Dave is verifying the rules.
He checked twice just to make sure
One guy with a age of consent map, everyone knows he's a sick puppy.
Martin Quin bruh 😂😂😂
One felony, everybody knows the rules
@@GNXperimental 🤣🤣
She’s lucky dave didn’t see the tik tok. No ones showing up after that dancing
Also come on who wants to eat pizza from Beto, I mean he wants to take out guns.
I'd tap that!!!
Her ass was prime.
Tik tok is a kids app for pedos
JustShaq Simp
One visit from Chris Hansen everyone knows the rules except Dave.
" I like that dance , were going to put that in theire"
Lols
Why don't you have a seat?
Nick what’s happening??
Yeah, google age of consent and the city your in. Hint, his is 16 it's all good.
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
"Heads up, you're dead" not much of a warning dave 🤣 fucking hilarious
That girl will never forget that moment, even though she had nothing to do with it lol. Still cool to see you are making peoples day
Can't say she had nothing to do with it. He did speak to her outside afterwards. Lol but I know what you meant
@@bnobston yea lol all around cool little interaction
@@Sh4tterdL0g1c it's cool to see people so happy that they're almost wilfully oblivious to the actual interaction. Blissfully happy I could only wish to achieve. It's oddly charming.
One Betso's pizza, everyone knows Davey did not pop his adderall this morning.
What chu mean? Addy was in full force, he couldn't stop talking.
Lmaoooo
@@simpsons721 adderall calms people down who have ADHD
@@eliyahuohiyon7461 I agree, but at the same time it will get you in the zone. You will eventually rail talk (so zoned in) and then have to stop yourself. I only had a script, what do I know.
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
7 uncooked pizzas, everyone knows they didn't pay their gas bill.
A pizza oven is always on. The cheese is supposed to not be melted. You can remove the cheese.
The crust wouldn't crunch if it was uncooked. It's hot pizza, and cold, or room temp cheese.
Lmfaooo
That's the way the cook it....I laughed when i 1st heard about it.....And its cold Provolone cheese @ that. As a NY'er thats crazy.....It's a giant (small by NY standards) lunchable pizza....
It’s really good dude
"Why am I hearing voices?" Everyone knows it's the whispers in his head from the coke
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was the pizza.
Too many oxy's.
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
one case of cocaine psychosis everyone knows the rules
“Heads up, ya dead.”
Yooooo wtf. Lmfao.
I'm somewhat impressed that he continued to hold up that entire tray worth of pizza with his right arm. There's about 10 pounds of cheese in those boxes.
3:21 “heads up, you’re dead” I started laughing like a mad man. Lmao
One jugoslavian national suit, everyone knows the rules
Nice
Wrecked the spelling but holy shit, spot on!
Hahahaha yes!
@@JaeTheDev close. Jugoslavija.
It's the Balkans Tuxedo.
Daves the only guy that can get a 4 character word like Beto wrong, Betsos lol
It was actually beto’s with an S at the end
@@jarellsigue4694 Sbetos.
@@justiron2999 asbestos
It's actually 2. "Bet" and then "toes". Try clapping your hands as you say it out loud to yourself and you will see that it's only 2 claps. So it's 2.
@@mojojojo6400 First off it's "Be" "toes" and secondly that is a syllable you're talking about not a character.
Never in a million years would I ever be comfortable wearing an outfit in public like that.
Screams of i'm in the Mob hahah.
Sorry you dont have confidence
@@redeyejedi3700 LOL
That's what you wear to tell everyone you like it in the ass. Looks fruity as hell.
Dave's confidence makes it work for him
Her lil dance tho …. 🤣😂 She killed it 🤣😂
The best part about Dave's reviews are the people, not the pizza. Great review !
Dave seems to recall every pizza he's ever sampled
Kind of like my dating life.
@@allanr6132 he has photographic pizza memory
A good or bad pizza is like a blow job, you're probably going to be able to recall every experience. 60% of the time your brain's BJ memory works 100% of the time, coincidentally the brain's memory for pizza is in the same spot as the BJ memory. Shares the same syntax or some shit
of course, its like pokemon, once you force yourself to notice these things it gets really easy to remember their names
He's Rainman, except for him it's pizza slices instead of toothpicks.
I love that she can’t get it through her head that he never seen the tik tok
Shh, shhh...
Just let her have this.
She probably filmed that before meeting and him telling her he hadn’t seen it
He probably saw the tik tok
@@memejesus4294 No. He told her before the review he hadnt seen the tiktok. To this day, she probably still thinks hes there because of her tiktok 😂.
@@El_Scorcho_ I'm pretty sure he didn't watch it and forgot by now.
The whole ‘putting cheese on after the pizza is out of the oven’ is considered ‘Ohio Valley-style’ pizza, it’s very common in places like Steubenville/Wintersville OH.
DiCarlos and Federico Foods in Steubenville is where its at!
Ahhh That’s why it’s wack
So Ohio has trash pizza. Good to know
"Heads up. You're dead" Priceless lol.
Dave, you geared your brain to accept whatever they threw at ya. Like "carts" and 18 boxes of pizza with cold provolone for $60. You gave a 7.2 and made their TicToc employee very happy. Whadda guy!
Whadda comment :)
7.2 is a very strong Western PA score. He obviously liked something about the pizza. I'm confused.
@@1cryogen Its damn good pizza
what's nuttier than putting unmelted, shredded provolone on top of pizza? Dave giving it a 7.2. What's next? Dave reviewing an uncooked cheeseburger, without the bun? This is insanity.
Noises in the background, everyone knows he’s coming down on his coke binge
😂😂😂
You can literally hear noises in the background bro
Kerl it’s a joke man
Edward Alcala what’s the joke lol
Kerl God damn you lol
One mobster from GTA 4, everybody knows the rules
lmfao
Fuck man i can't top that
Best game ever
LMAO
H
This is one of the first pizzas I’ve seen that I legit wouldn’t eat
What are you seven? Its just unmelted cheese.
@@WilkesBarreWrestlinghe's deadass making a stand ab some unmelted cheese 😭
@@WilkesBarreWrestling looks horrible
Agreed.
Same. As a Native of Pittsburgh,this pizza place is dogshit. Go to Fioris or Lil nippers literally anywhere that isnt here
Dave: "Hey, do you know why they call these a cart?"
Person: "No" (Keeps on walkin') lol
I love how she got so hyped even though he literally said he had no clue XD
That whole cold cheese thing makes me uncomftorable
Yeah, who even thinks of that? And WHY?
It’s a travesty
It's a terrible idea to me
Yeah that’s literally disgusting. Maybe melting cheese on after so the pizza is less oily and droopy..? Possibly. But legitimate big chunks of cold cheese? Fuck off. I’ll just thaw out a frozen pizza if I want to be disrespected
I live in Pittsburgh this pizza is top tier it’s amazing
He never said “one bite, everybody knows the rules”. That’s my favorite part
Cold cheese on cooked pizza dough is a level of insanity that I never want to experience.
This pizza look's digusting! I am wonder how he have that a "7"🤢
This is my favorite kind of pizza. I grew up eating pizza from a place called DiCarlos, they made pizza just like this. Now that I live in Pittsburgh and travel Banksville Road daily... I MUST TRY THIS!
DiCarlos in WV?
@@mooch6666 yep!!!
@@mooch6666 Glen Dale location will always be the best. :)
I agree! I was building a drywall plant by Mitchell powerhouse and I’d stop once a week for supper. It was delicious
@@mooch6666 I haven't had it in so long and now I REALLY need to go back home to get some. Lol.
“A lunchables on crack” A cold cheese pizza does sound a little odd, but if that’s your pitch, I’m in.
It's an accurate description. Trust.
Only the toppings is cold everything else is hot but this looked gross lol
Omae wa mo Shindeiru cold cheese looks gross? lol
I live in Pittsburgh and it’s not bad at all.
As soon as I heard her say we put the cheese on at the end I said to myself he ain’t gonna like it!
I see a 5.0 badge I’m immediately intrigued
Jesus christ it's like she's trying to break her own back as she stands there
I appreciate this comment. lol
Did she really say they cook the dough with sauce, then add cold toppings and uncooked cheese? Wtf
Glad I’m not the only one who thinks that’s kinda gnarly
It's called ohio valley style
7.2 there’s a 0% chance that slice is over a 2.5
She’s not 18 everyone knows the rules
She’s too young for Dave, she’s not 16 yet.
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
@@kind2311 you're going through a video from 6 months ago correcting people on "everyone/everybody". get a life lol
@@TRUE_GR1T so if it was a brand new video it'd be OK? Shits new to me, guy.
One "Betso's", everyone knows that Dave's mind is on his future gambling losses.
Legit though barstools picks are so fucking garbage😂
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
Everybody knows El Prez is waiting till she's "legal".
Age of consent in PA is 16
“Heads up you’re dead 🤷🏼♂️” LMAOO 3:18
This pizza looks like if you asked a kindergartener to draw a pizza.
One young fangirl can't into Dave's track pants, even with a bonus booty shake. Everyone knows the rules.
Lmfaoooooooo
*everybody
he literally never says "everyone". Ya'll trying to be like PRes with the fucked up pronunciations?
The NPC has left GTA, everybody knows the rules.
Dave giving his number to minors and he's on tick tok? that's a double whammy
I'm callin' the cops
What's the point of having $20m if you can't walk around dressed like an Albanian gigolo and hit on minors?!
I'm your 69th like .
Im so thankful for this - it brought us Jersey Jerry
every time he calls it betso’s is funnier than the last
As a native Pittsburgher a 7.2 is pretty fair for Beto’s. It’s a unique take on pizza and I think it’s a solid taste. If you’re staying in Pittsburgh for a few days I recommend Mineo’s pizza in squirrel hills as well as Fiori’s in Dormont.
You should try DiCarlo‘s pizza! It’s the original and they have been doing it for almost 100 years. This place is a joke. Look into it. Especially if you appreciate real Sicilian pizza
Fioris is the king…
@@donniedeligatti7314 the diCarlos in wellsburg WV is the king
DiCarlo's is amazing. Also, it's a cut not a cart
I recommend leaving the city immediately
Dave wearing Kleinfeld's jogging suit from CARLITOS WAY
He needs the hairdo and glasses
Classic. Hopefully Tony Tagaliucci doesn’t try to whack him for stealing a cool million for snow.
One bite “everyone know’s little Vincent’s lives in Dave’s head rent free forever” 😂😂 love you Dave!
Little Vincent’s is trash. So overrated
Cracks me up he always holds the box. Surprised at his ability to do so.
LOVE the Little Vincent's reference!!! Huntington NY, my hometown!!!!!
I like how you tell her you didn't see the tick tock she made, then proceeds to go back inside and make another tick tock claiming you saw it.
6:53 No he didn’t. He literally said he didn’t.
Pres definitely dogged that chick post pizza review.
why do you think that, is he not gay?
@@AntKardano He is probably bisexual in all honesty
Those shorts split her cheeks when she turned around god bless the pizza industry.
Absolute Unit I’m sorry but I’m gonna have to turn you in to the horny police, I feel there’s no other option.
Dog is definitely the right word for that chick! Arf!
Its called BEEEEEETOS! Welcome to the burgh jagoff!
Lmao. Yep
Hey Tony Soprano, when you were talking to the chick that works in Beto's, that would've been the ideal time to ask why they call a slice a "cart".
Tone would never rock a turtle neck
Dave wouldn’t know a tik tok from a Tic-Tac.
why would he?
Betos is unique. It’s not like any other pizza you will ever have. People usually either love it or don’t care for it. I like it as a change of pace every once in a while. I think it’s good.
It’s a knockoff of Ohio Valley Pizza. Police Station pizza in Ambridge was supposedly the first place in PA.
One black suede tracksuit everybody knows he blames coke residue on sweat
Love Beto’s! Was located on Banksville Road when i was a kid. Could barely see the pizza for the cheese! 🍕♥️
I always go back to this one because it looks so good... the pizza not the suit😂😂
Aiellos and Mineos have a 60 year old rivalry and they are right next to each other in squirrel hill
And Aiellos is better 100x
Jake he went to Aiellos a friend of mine works there. Video should be coming out soon.
KxKali the one is squirrel hill? Or the one Pete owns?
Mineos sucks
AIELLOS THE BEST IN PITTSBURGH
"She's got my number". We all do, Dave.
Dressed like a full fledged Coke dealer. Dave on his coke swag everybody knows the rules.
This is literally me in Adderall sometimes ! 😂
Ngl little Vincent’s is the most hyped pizza place fs😂
I like how she’s insistent that Dave saw her tick tock video then stopped by, even though Dave repeatedly said he did not.
The way he recovered that piece of cheese at 5:15 was straight reptilian like
It was.
Not surprised Dave's single..He should be reviewing Tampax instead of Pizzas..Everybody knows the rules !!
The fact they hired Jersey Jerry after this is even better
2:42 idk what more depressing, the unmelted cheese or her awful dancing.
She seems fun. I give her a 6.9
With a 6 pack of shock top .....I could swing the score to a 6.9 also !
@@KhubbaS one commenter doesn't get the pun, everybody knows the rules
@@KhubbaS It takes more to get me drunk now...I'm older....more wise.....and a few lbs heavier :)
Dave must be half Italian talking with his hands 🤣🤣🤣
One glass bottle necklace, everyone knows it's full of yeyo.
Its a fish
this was my dads pizza place when he was a kid. We went here after a family reunion once. Wild
"Heads up, your dead" 😂😂😂
DiCarlos is the orginal and still the best.
We all know we got the outfit from his coke dealer
Lmaooooo
Dave is transitioning into Pauly Shore... change my mind
This is Ohio Valley style pizza. Its delicious. Never heard it called a cart. Always bought by tray or half tray. Square slices...cooked with just the sauce. Provolone and pepperoni put on afterwards. Most places sell extra cheese by the bag. Its the way to go.
No thanks
Ah yes, I love processed pre cut cheese bits that don't melt or stick together properly cold on shitty dough with canned tomato sauce.
Girl: OMG DAVE SAW MY TIK TOK
Dave: I don't even know who you are.
what next dave? the lead role in, "fisting firemen #7."
0:14 Throw the receipt back in Beto's nonchalantly, everybody knows the rules!
I've been calling in my pizza orders all around as Dave Portnoy in order to get all the free shit. I show up they r pissed but still get my food.
One free pizza, everybody knows the rules.
“heads up you’re dead” LOL
As soon as she saw the camera she started messing with her hair and flippin it 😂