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  • Опубликовано: 1 июн 2019
  • r/Maliciouscompliance What happens when a nice old lady gets tired of a Karen's BS and decides to do something about it? This old lady publicly embarrasses the Karen and shows her just how entitled her behavior is. Check out this crazy malicious compliance story and more on this episode of funny Reddit stories! If you enjoy this video, be sure to subscribe to help me hit 1,000,000 subs!
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Комментарии • 1,9 тыс.

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +1911

    Malicious Compliance: Subscribe

  • @violet_skrs
    @violet_skrs 5 лет назад +823

    That last story deserves a movie or something. She liked the guy enough to go home, translate the previous conversation, then respond the next day on the bus, rinse repeat. We got a bit of r/wholesome over here

    • @micahbell9093
      @micahbell9093 5 лет назад +26

      Hope that happens to me something similar. I don't wanna die alone

    • @batmanlikespizza2541
      @batmanlikespizza2541 4 года назад +8

      SleepingKnightsRS421 Agreed, it made my heart happy.

    • @Dobrusia
      @Dobrusia 4 года назад +3

      Am I the only one who thinks it's basically some neckbeard's made-up fantasy scenario lol

    • @nobodyimportant9603
      @nobodyimportant9603 4 года назад +15

      Dobrosława Orcholska Yes, you are. Just because she’s Asian doesn’t mean it’s a neckbeard thing, and it was cute, not creepy.

    • @jamesgarzo6967
      @jamesgarzo6967 4 года назад

      @@micahbell9093 but you died together with hector salamanca and one of your cronies.....

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 5 лет назад +2336

    Girl: (doesn't speak English)
    Guy: (doesn't have internet)
    Google translate: hold my beer bro, this is what I was made for.

    • @fastertrackcreative
      @fastertrackcreative 5 лет назад +67

      Hm, Google Translate kinda works but isn't all that reliable.

    • @DrRussian
      @DrRussian 5 лет назад +46

      @@fastertrackcreative If you translate it to the target language, then back into the first language two or three times, it gives decent results

    • @raymondbenjamins5884
      @raymondbenjamins5884 5 лет назад +80

      @@fastertrackcreative Definitly not reliable for any kind of official documents, but it gives understandable results, which is fine for situations like this. The main problem with translate is the grammar.

    • @gwenethp511
      @gwenethp511 5 лет назад +19

      I use papago for translating Asian languages (grandma is Korean) as google translate can't differentiate what's a name...
      For example, sakura in Japanese means Cherry blossom, but can also be a name. Google Translate won't know that and will completely mess up the entire sentence, so if I'm translating with google I usually erase the kanji or hangul with the name and put some random English name so translate can get the hint. Smh.

    • @Fif0l
      @Fif0l 5 лет назад +6

      @@raymondbenjamins5884 Though with some pairs of languages it works really well. Like English and Spanish. Or English and Japanese.
      Still not recommended for official documents, but for general communication, sure.

  • @StephenHutchison
    @StephenHutchison 5 лет назад +1143

    "Will nobody offer a lady a seat?" "Yes, we will, when we see one."

    • @istitoro4255
      @istitoro4255 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @PunakiviAddikti
      @PunakiviAddikti 4 года назад +26

      Whales don't qualify, even tho they're technically mammals. You don't go calling a dog mam or lady. (maybe lady but not human lady).

    • @Chris-cy8mx
      @Chris-cy8mx 4 года назад +6

      No we won’t. Women are equal don’t you know?

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +10

      I don’t care what your gender is, you aren’t entitled to a seat

    • @albertocabezas282
      @albertocabezas282 4 года назад +1

      That's what I harshly yelled to a mid-aged and fat-bottomed karen. I still remind her embarrassment.

  • @minteaskullz
    @minteaskullz 4 года назад +1418

    The old lady just literally said “Ok Boomer” on someone who is years younger than her

    • @BasicallyADemon
      @BasicallyADemon 4 года назад +12

      yes

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 года назад +7

      glitching echo true

    • @cinnakincat4260
      @cinnakincat4260 4 года назад +8

      @@glitchingecho3082 honestly, yeah.

    • @BeckBeckGo
      @BeckBeckGo 3 года назад +2

      @Hendrik Enno decades consist of years.

    • @demogod4955
      @demogod4955 3 года назад

      @@BeckBeckGo True but decades has far more weight than years.

  • @yi_hou3092
    @yi_hou3092 5 лет назад +1623

    Compliance that ends with someone getting married
    what beautiful sorcery is this

    • @pirwink
      @pirwink 5 лет назад +59

      Jordan Brendmoen
      Who hurt you?

    • @FeranNyan
      @FeranNyan 5 лет назад +38

      @Jordan Brendmoen Marriage can be beautiful. If you weren't happy with who you chose, tough luck. Maybe she or he wasn't who you thought they were. Just know that there's never only one chance at love. There's always going to be someone out there who loves you. Just don't give up.

    • @Dragonian05
      @Dragonian05 5 лет назад +8

      The best kind of sorcery.

    • @FeranNyan
      @FeranNyan 5 лет назад +24

      @Jordan Brendmoen No problem. I wasn't trying to trick you. I was trying to tell you that not all guys or galls are the same. Someone will love. Who? Only time will tell. If you want to live a solitary life, than I won't stop you. Just know that it will be a lonely road.

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 5 лет назад +23

      @Jordan Brendmoen "Same benefits." Is a very questionable statement and you should elaborate before someone takes it the wrong way. Marriage is a union between two families to make a new one with the person you love and care about. If something down the road happens, whether it be abuse or cheating on both parties or simply just the lack of a spark between the two happens. It's not a death sentence. Especially if you actually, truly love the person. If the fear of divorce and someone taking your money is your only reasoning; (along with that "benefit" statement that's giving me bad vibes.) You need to reevaluate the people you hang around and possibly find someone worthy of you. But right now you sound like no one is. And that's purely your fault.

  • @itsweebtime3461
    @itsweebtime3461 5 лет назад +690

    Honestly that last story is the best kind of malicious compliance. She's husbanded him up

    • @iisquiddiesquid
      @iisquiddiesquid 4 года назад +13

      Nice pfp

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 3 года назад +6

      Aiden Johnson
      How ‘bout a little more?

    • @baileydombroskie3046
      @baileydombroskie3046 3 года назад +6

      Ya i wish i was him.
      Petite, barely 5', asian, quite, very nice.
      Fucking hell sign me up!! She sounds like my ideal GF/wife.

    • @Fmanzo10
      @Fmanzo10 3 года назад +6

      I don’t know. It sounds like the weeb ultimate fantasy really,

  • @panpan3303
    @panpan3303 4 года назад +139

    “These trains are always SO CROWDED!”
    Wow, it’s almost like these things were made to transport large quantities of people in a timely manner!

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 5 лет назад +354

    I have JRA, I was born with it. Now, I'm in a wheelchair, however, being a young looking 20 something, before I deteriorated to this state, other than a slightly odd walk, my disease was largely invisible.
    So one day, a very seemingly abled 60something Karen, and her friend, were loudly discussing how rude teenagers and young adults are these days, not getting up for their elders... oh did I say how I knew they were seemingly able? Well let me write you a list:
    1. No winces of pain, despite the fact that they were standing the whole time.
    2. They stood at the stop when the bus picked them up, despite their being chairs in the bus shelter.
    3. They had excellent posture, were well groomed, made up to date level even though
    4. *they were WEARING RUNNING ATTIRE"
    Anyhow, as they complained, they kept pointedly glancing my way.
    I, on the other hand, was "not having a good leg day" as I called them. I had been at college, after an hour+ commute each way, and what was on, if I remember correctly, a placement day (the sole reason I had to quit ECE... placement meant I went to work in a daycare for either the whole, or half (the other half being at school) of the day, acting as basically an assistant teacher. I.E. *not* easy on the knees for normal people. Especially painful for knees that have been riddled with Arthritis for 20something years.
    Anyway, so Karen goes on and on to... we'll call this Karen Carol, about "young people these days, for a good ten to twenty more minutes, making sure to pointedly glance my way every now and again. Finally, Carol changes the conversation to the weather.
    Because they had been working so hard to make sure I heard them, I of course was still listening when they changed the subject.
    I began with:
    "Actually, it's supposed to rain."
    "The weather guy didn't say that" Karen dissmissed.
    To which I replied with my initial point, and the finishing blow...
    "Oh, well I could be wrong, but I was born with severe arthritis, and I can often feel a change in barometric pressure. I'm in quite a lot of pain right now, and although I just got off working, following schooling, it's worse than usual this time, most weeks."
    Both Karen and Carol tried to make kind small talk with me after that, but for the most part, I definitely shocked the entitlement out of their voices.
    It began to pour pretty shortly after the conversation, and because of how packed the bus got when I got off, they were forced to watch me slowly limp off the bus.
    If it weren't for the pain, that whole interaction would have been glorious. Either way, I was proud of myself for having put a karen in her place... long before I knew they existed.

    • @oussamaxd197
      @oussamaxd197 4 года назад +22

      Go princess go

    • @UDRF
      @UDRF 4 года назад +23

      Rslash should read this one in his videos, it's a good one :)

    • @paranoiarpincess
      @paranoiarpincess 4 года назад +21

      @@UDRF I actually posted it to Mark Narrations' reddit and he read it awhile back ^-^. I was thinking of posting it to r/entitledpeople sometime in the future. Thank you so much for your kind words about my story. Man did it ever feel satisfying to be such a jerk back to those people, in such a sweet and unassuming way!
      Edit: although the story is a little different as I didn't tell it word for word, and I don't remember word for word what was said, so sometimes the dialogue more accurate than others, but the happenings are the same.

    • @UDRF
      @UDRF 4 года назад +3

      @@paranoiarpincess ❤️

    • @ranhamstudios4269
      @ranhamstudios4269 4 года назад +12

      I also have JRA; have had it my whole life but we didn't realize anything was wrong with me until I was about 12 as that is when I started showing signs of joint problems. Before that I only had immune system symptoms such as getting sick a lot/easily and getting bronchitis/pneumonia every year for around two weeks at a time. It is amazing how many people stare when they see a child/teen/young adult who otherwise looks healthy sitting in a wheelchair, but their look when I switch to my walker and am literally shaking while walking like an elderly person is priceless. (My arthritis isn't that bad most of the time and mainly only gets bad during winter, and I usually just use my cane the rest of the year. I also have other health problems but I digress.)
      It is amazing seeing someone in a similar situation as me as JRA is fairly rare. I am currently wondering what to do with my life as I also have been going to school for ECE but when I started working a few months ago I got sick only 2 weeks into the job and ended up sick for over 2 months with an almost constant over 100 fever. Needless to say I lost my job but oh well, its better not to work during this epidemic thing with my immune system any way.
      I have so many stories from entitled teachers not wanting to follow my IEP in school because it inconvenienced them to print the powerpoints they made before class, to a woman at first treating me like I was faking being disabled and then proceeding to baby me when she realized I was actually unable to walk and she was getting death stares from everyone around. I have learned to ignore everyone and take everything in stride and as something to laugh at later so I really hate when people treat me like I'm helpless since I have been like this for half my life now and already know how to handle it. There are too many people in this world that either discriminate against disabled people or make things worse by "trying to help" that I don't let it bother me any more normally.
      I DO admit however that I wish some people could feel for just a day what I feel every day (excruciating pain, numbness and tingling, movement issues, etc.) and see if they even stay sane.

  • @eriktheshitposterm.i.a6760
    @eriktheshitposterm.i.a6760 5 лет назад +324

    I like how we just describe a 'Karen' like another breed of human.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 5 лет назад +20

      IAM often a Karen..wish these stories were out when I was younger..I knew I was annoying, just didn't see how badly!

    • @Ginglees
      @Ginglees 5 лет назад +5

      Begone swear word name

    • @kiingsalamander4149
      @kiingsalamander4149 5 лет назад +11

      are karens even human

    • @chomp4577
      @chomp4577 5 лет назад +5

      I have a friend named Shareen Pronouced Shar as in sure and een as in bean but everyone says shareen like it rhymes with karen and are like oh she must be a bitch but she is soooooooo sweet

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 4 года назад +4

      @@chomp4577 Sharen is fine, nice people named Karen are fine, but Karens...
      _They're Heretics!_

  • @deadmanwalking878
    @deadmanwalking878 5 лет назад +715

    awwww the last story with the Asian girl is soooo adorable x3
    Meeting your wife on a bus and being a kind gentleman

    • @Lady.Firerose2013
      @Lady.Firerose2013 5 лет назад +4

      Right? Men that guy who was in the last story sets standards!

    • @sirraymondluxuryyacht8131
      @sirraymondluxuryyacht8131 5 лет назад +11

      LOL Yeah. I remember filling up at a gas station late one evening on my way home from work (in Ireland) and a young Spanish lady approached me and asked if I was driving in the direction of XYZ Equestrian Centre (which is the middle of the countryside - not near town). I told her I wasn't going that direction but asked why we wanted to know. She had missed the last bus and had no ride home; I knew that the last bus definitely was already gone by this time. She was a young lady visiting from Spain and was working there for the summer for the experience. I felt bad for her so I told her it's about 20mins out of my way but I'd be happy to take the long way home and drop her off there.
      So she hops in and I'm driving along and we are chatting (she has broken English but enough to communicate well) and I'm tired, feel sweaty and yucky from driving most of the day and just wanna get home. She doesn't know the address well enough so I get the address on my phone while enroute.
      When we get to her place, she says something about her phone...so I'm a bit puzzled thinking she's thanking me for phoning to get the correct address. But she's waiting. So she asks me for paper and pen, which I give her (kinda confused what she is doing) - and she writes her phone number on it. I still am kinda confused but then she says something like "You like to go on date?" LOL I totally hadn't picked up that!! I was just trying to be nice and she asked me out. She was really cute but I had a long distance girlfriend so I told her that but thanked her for asking me - honestly I kinda wonder if we would have got along.....she was sweet

    • @vourcia
      @vourcia 4 года назад

      Nice profile picture.

    • @RC.41
      @RC.41 4 года назад +1

      Sir Raymond LuxuryYacht YOU BLEW IT

    • @Coli2603
      @Coli2603 4 года назад +1

      I thought it was a child because ,, small asian girl“

  • @angelfish1506
    @angelfish1506 4 года назад +193

    Lmao, the last one kinda reminds me of how I started dating my now fiance. We were both 16 year old guys, and we acted like teenagers do, we both thought we were straight at the time. We go along because Japanese was his only language and I spoke it fluently while teaching him French and English. (My mother's adoptive father is Japanese but I'm German French Cannadian) We were on a bus but there was only one seat, so we had to decide who got it. Suddenly, his eyes lit up. He told me to sit down, so I did, _and then he proceeded to sit on my lap._ We continued conversation as normal and it wasn't till months later we realized that we flirted with each other a lot after that incident. It was a few weeks after he turned 17 (two months after me) that I asked him out. We're going on 5 years now and are engaged.

    • @CatCheshire
      @CatCheshire 2 года назад +19

      wow… what a power move!
      and it was very effective!

    • @StabbySabby
      @StabbySabby 2 года назад +18

      don't do that bro
      don't give me hope
      jokes aside, i'm happy things worked out so well for you guys

    • @asimplethievingbat5978
      @asimplethievingbat5978 Год назад +10

      Damn... Engaged to the homie, respect.
      Wish I could find a relationship like that 🙃

    • @SewardWriter
      @SewardWriter Год назад +4

      That's adorable as fuck, and I really hope you two are still a thing. 💖

    • @jelle3248
      @jelle3248 Год назад +2

      This is so sweet!!!

  • @elmateo77
    @elmateo77 5 лет назад +154

    "Will nobody offer a lady their seat?"
    "Sure, if one shows up I'd be happy to." :P

    • @MemeSlayer982
      @MemeSlayer982 4 года назад

      Me who is the sibling to the Doomslayer:so Karen you have chosen to be ripped and torn.

    • @Chris-cy8mx
      @Chris-cy8mx 4 года назад +1

      Why? Don’t you know women are equal? Don’t be sexist

    • @ahaha_ahaha8351
      @ahaha_ahaha8351 4 года назад +2

      @@Chris-cy8mx A lady has good manners

    • @anndownsouth5070
      @anndownsouth5070 3 года назад

      That's the comment that crossed my mind. 😂🤣

  • @medigoomnis
    @medigoomnis 5 лет назад +512

    Oh that last one hit me in the romance gland, that's pretty cute.

    • @halogeek6
      @halogeek6 5 лет назад +1

      The feels!

    • @0Heeroyuy01
      @0Heeroyuy01 5 лет назад +2

      bit me right in the barf bag

    • @malaksalemm
      @malaksalemm 5 лет назад +1

      Oof, Idk what that means soo

    • @cameronfink7325
      @cameronfink7325 5 лет назад +3

      Medigo Verus this comment could be taken one of two ways

  • @daimpthing
    @daimpthing 5 лет назад +226

    That last story is so heart warming! Never expected one outta Malicious compliance!

    • @hail2tfreeman
      @hail2tfreeman 5 лет назад +4

      stories like that merits its own series

    • @plasmqq
      @plasmqq 5 лет назад +5

      TheBigSneeze wow I sneezed and then just looked at ur username

  • @MamaMOB
    @MamaMOB 4 года назад +130

    Do you have any idea how hard it is to look like a tough security guard when you’re 5 foot 2, 95 pounds, female, and squealing about how adorable a story is?

    • @koencagurangan3256
      @koencagurangan3256 4 года назад +7

      Morgan O'Brien-Bledsoe
      Well, as long as you look serious and don’t squeal about the adorable story while on duty, you should be fine for looking tough 👌

    • @thyredmanexists7183
      @thyredmanexists7183 4 года назад +3

      no

    • @stephw6046
      @stephw6046 3 года назад +8

      Hehe. My wife is 4’11” and a Marine. I can just about imagine! 😆

    • @weshouldchill5694
      @weshouldchill5694 Год назад

      I've once seen a woman security guard about the same description handle rowdy dudes 6+ ft easily. She was more badass than her partner who was a bigger stockier guy lol it was at a concert I've seen this.

  • @turkeyt.2887
    @turkeyt.2887 4 года назад +18

    I couldn't help but "d'aww" at the last story. So cute and that alone deserves a like.

  • @BestBES
    @BestBES 5 лет назад +440

    Manager: We need to make more money. Let's force people to pay a minimum
    Common sense: People get mad when you force them to do something
    Manager: I'm the manager. I know what's best
    * bar closes *
    Manager: *shocked pikachu*

    • @acephantom903
      @acephantom903 5 лет назад +10

      It would have been smarter to just have a card fee which would be the fee of the most expensive card. Maybe $0.75 per transaction. People probably wouldn't care. Or raise the price of the drinks by a dollar.

    • @Ginglees
      @Ginglees 5 лет назад +1

      I comment below is shocked pikachu how paranormal

  • @Devilsblight86
    @Devilsblight86 5 лет назад +581

    T'Challa: Get this old lady a shield!
    *Avengers theme plays*

    • @CheesyDust
      @CheesyDust 5 лет назад +8

      No. I don't think I will

    • @smokinggnu6584
      @smokinggnu6584 5 лет назад +47

      You mean a Cane. A Vibranium Cane.

    • @miisraks
      @miisraks 5 лет назад +16

      Nobody :
      Karens:
      Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives

    • @floofcloud6163
      @floofcloud6163 5 лет назад +7

      I wanna like, but it's 69.

    • @FoxLosst
      @FoxLosst 5 лет назад +4

      Lol.The orchestra I play in played the Avenger theme last Saturday

  • @shrekdonkey9551
    @shrekdonkey9551 4 года назад +108

    “Karen spreading” sounds like a pandemic of a disease that should be quarantine it soon

    • @wolf2403
      @wolf2403 4 года назад

      Agreed

    • @shrekdonkey9551
      @shrekdonkey9551 4 года назад

      Shrek the Stormtrooper you have a very dark mind to even go there I pray no one ever has to go through turning into a Karen

    • @azalen_the_bird9248
      @azalen_the_bird9248 4 года назад +1

      Because it is, *RUN*

    • @kristibrown1159
      @kristibrown1159 2 года назад +1

      A pandemic that will never end

    • @dave900575
      @dave900575 2 года назад

      Is Pfizer working on a vaccine?

  • @alexhulea2735
    @alexhulea2735 5 лет назад +31

    OMG...... the story of the guy coresponding with someone through notes and ending up together is beautiful. made my day :)

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +519

    The old lady is a war veteran who carries an AK-47 around for problems like Karens.

    • @jennalynmendoza4805
      @jennalynmendoza4805 5 лет назад +10

      Wtf aren't you supposed to be commenting on Jay's vids?

    • @AsianEgg
      @AsianEgg 5 лет назад +3

      ALL HAIL TAILS

    • @jennalynmendoza4805
      @jennalynmendoza4805 5 лет назад +1

      *answer me*

    • @mylo5641
      @mylo5641 5 лет назад +9

      @@jennalynmendoza4805 you know he is just like justin y. and how to properly clean your metal computer right?

    • @Astralopithicus
      @Astralopithicus 5 лет назад

      Ayeeeeee we see again

  • @tbgng
    @tbgng 5 лет назад +1177

    Karen: I'm the best person on this train. Give me your seat!
    Old Lady: I'm about to end this girl's entire career
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes

    • @justinsider5744
      @justinsider5744 5 лет назад +10

      Eminem as an old lady

    • @petrifiedhero9610
      @petrifiedhero9610 5 лет назад +4

      @@justinsider5744 fuckin jenius

    • @vietkitti
      @vietkitti 5 лет назад +4

      Is that old lady Tati 40 years from now?

    • @tbgng
      @tbgng 5 лет назад

      @@mygmailaccount7067 i never said that

    • @galiRL
      @galiRL 5 лет назад

      Ayyy my gd boi!!

  • @Servellion
    @Servellion 5 лет назад +32

    "I've been standing for over an hour."
    I want to see this woman pull an eleven and a half hour work day while standing/walking on IRC.

  • @labyrinthgirl17
    @labyrinthgirl17 5 лет назад +57

    Urgh, I can't stand people who think that because they've been standing a long time that they're entitled to seats. Man, I wish I could stand for long periods of time, I wish I didn't have to use a cane in my late 20's, I wish I could offer my seat to others, I wish my body didn't erupt into horrific pain whenever I stood up.
    Trust me, I don't like living with the conditions I have and don't like feeling like a lump, but sometimes, there are people who really do need a seat and it isn't from standing for an hour. : /

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 4 года назад +2

      That’s aweful.

    • @rizon72
      @rizon72 3 года назад +1

      I don't doubt it, but you can usually tell when someone really needs a seat vs someone whining to get one.

    • @ivilrat
      @ivilrat 3 года назад

      I'm genuinely so sorry you go through that. If i'm on a bus and my legs get too tired, i usually just lean against the wall so it takes off pressure and people who need the seats can have them-

    • @samuelding7854
      @samuelding7854 3 года назад

      Standing for long periods is annoying, but it does not mean that you automatically get a seat. Standing for a while isn’t crippling

    • @tinydancer7426
      @tinydancer7426 3 года назад +1

      @@samuelding7854 Try doing it when you have no cartilage left in a knee joint and the joint is bone on bone ...... funny thing how waling is not a problem, but standing ...... nope! And then with the back and forth stop and go movement of the bus causing the ends of those bones grinding together ...... yeah, after a while it is crippling pain that ensues ...... and don't tell me to go get a knee replacement ...... I can't right now cuz it is financially crippling without insurance coverage (which I have), but medicare won't cover it as long as I am as mobile as I am (I don't need a cane or walker to get around), I can still drive my car just fine (manual transmission), and the joint is stable laterally, full range of motion, can still do the stairs ......... I just cannot stand for longer that 5 minutes before I HAVE to get my weight of that leg ...... and standing on one foot on a moving bus just doesn't cut it for safety.

  • @LtCWest
    @LtCWest 5 лет назад +1814

    Thats one interesting episode of "How I met your mother" ^^

    • @islandranger1359
      @islandranger1359 5 лет назад +124

      Indeed,
      child: "Dad? How did you and mom meet?"
      Dad: "Well kiddo, It all started when I gave her my seat, even when she couldn't understand me."

    • @christinam.8032
      @christinam.8032 5 лет назад +13

      My parents met on a bus, too.

    • @dandytastic7465
      @dandytastic7465 5 лет назад +30

      "It all started with a little lady and a little misunderstanding..."

    • @Tingveluv
      @Tingveluv 5 лет назад +15

      imagine meeting your partner in the youtube comment section.. i mean what?

    • @mariarueda8942
      @mariarueda8942 5 лет назад +1

      @@Tingveluv LOL

  • @rejectedgamer4408
    @rejectedgamer4408 5 лет назад +397

    Don't mess with old ladies
    They can be more dangerous then an armed military officer

    • @GrrSaidTheWolf
      @GrrSaidTheWolf 5 лет назад +2

      Officers rarely fight lol, NCO's and lower enlisted are a different story

    • @rejectedgamer4408
      @rejectedgamer4408 5 лет назад +18

      @@GrrSaidTheWolf alright fair enough but still
      Don't mess with Granny XD

    • @acephantom903
      @acephantom903 5 лет назад +22

      Old people have lived a full life. Many of them had to fight throughout most of it to get where they are. Don't ever doubt their ability to get nasty very quickly.

    • @petrifiedhero9610
      @petrifiedhero9610 5 лет назад +15

      thats why everybody is so nice to them cause were scared

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 5 лет назад +15

      Old ladies from the former Soviet union are about as hardcore as they come after all they survived the Germans and Stalin these ladies will put you in your place in a heartbeat.

  • @jonathanflynn7572
    @jonathanflynn7572 4 года назад +6

    I remember when I was about 14. Me and Mum were on the train into the city and a Woman gets on and says "Who's going to give up their seat for a lady?" I was taught manners as a kid so go to stand only for Mum to grab my arm and yank me down, telling me "A lady wouldn't ask." The old lady story Karen reminded me of that 'Lady' XD

  • @commanderdikdik5254
    @commanderdikdik5254 5 лет назад +27

    "We need to come up with a way to attract a younger audience"
    Sir, we serve alcohol

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 Год назад +1

      "Exactly! We need to be serving to the youngest people we legally can, and lobbying for the right to go for lower!"

  • @nataliesolano7003
    @nataliesolano7003 5 лет назад +105

    When the old lady started acting normal again 😂

  • @dandotvid
    @dandotvid 5 лет назад +4

    That second story... Has Australia never heard of a "tab"? You know... you hand your card to the bartender and they hold it for processing before you leave, paying for all your drinks at once. It's a pretty simple concept.

    • @Tydorstus
      @Tydorstus 3 года назад

      Well the manager probably had only one neuron working.

  • @idanchen4934
    @idanchen4934 5 лет назад +49

    16:00 rSlash you traitor! how dare you place a cute love story in this raging reddit posting reading?
    (- haha lolz)

  • @smokinggnu6584
    @smokinggnu6584 5 лет назад +109

    Dating through notes on the busride. That's certainly... unique in my book.

    • @WeDwellinaFiefdom
      @WeDwellinaFiefdom 5 лет назад

      Sounds like a John Green novel

    • @halogeek6
      @halogeek6 5 лет назад +6

      aren't. Would be surprised. It's how my uncle got married. Also met two people who have met the live of there lives thru note exchanges. One of them involved a buddy of mine exchanging notes for 4 years with someone he never met becuase Jr discovered someone wrote a not and left it in this hollow stone he stepped on at school. 4 years later they meet after graduation. Got married a year later. They are so obnoxious.

    • @BettyCDH
      @BettyCDH 5 лет назад +5

      I wrote notes on the school bus for my now husband when I was a senior and he was a sophomore. They were usually notes to get him out of class. And I signed them as Mrs. Future-Last-Name. We only saw each other on the ride to school, but he was friends with my younger sister's future boyfriend. Long story short, boyfriend was a jerk, sister and my husband were never a couple, 14 years after that first note on the bus we were married.

    • @rejectrealism
      @rejectrealism 5 лет назад

      It doesn't say thats how they dated.

  • @andreisutu5536
    @andreisutu5536 5 лет назад +418

    Ok, the last one got me really surprised 😂
    Edit: How on earth did I end up with 163 likes is beyond my reasoning but ok😂

  • @sonicpk1000
    @sonicpk1000 4 года назад +4

    that last story was so cute two thumbs up. also hero old lady more thumbs up

  • @ljh5141
    @ljh5141 5 лет назад +19

    Great stories! Loved Mama Cane, putting entitled K in her place.👍 Loved the last one too, great story. ❤
    Missing Yugo😢🐾🐾🤗

  • @Jotwah
    @Jotwah 5 лет назад +699

    starting now, i’ll get on a bus everyday just to find my waifu

    • @shamusday
      @shamusday 5 лет назад +26

      Big Depression Josh go get ‘em dude!

    • @ayoubkrt5018
      @ayoubkrt5018 5 лет назад +5

      i think it requires a gentelmen not a weeb

    • @NishiTheRat
      @NishiTheRat 5 лет назад +39

      @@ayoubkrt5018 don't be a dick man, especially when weebs do sometimes end up getting married to a weeb wife

    • @joey00198
      @joey00198 5 лет назад +10

      @@NishiTheRat true that

    • @c4f3r0s3
      @c4f3r0s3 5 лет назад +3

      you'll find zero-two somewhere else ya know
      *insert lenny face*

  • @FeranNyan
    @FeranNyan 5 лет назад +147

    *_Gruncle Stan voice_*
    This... this is beautiful

  • @Argonisgema
    @Argonisgema 5 лет назад +20

    [old lady] "here take my seat, your feet need them more"
    KO!
    [group of black guys] "OOHHHHHHHHHHH!"

  • @jamesdavis625
    @jamesdavis625 5 лет назад +3

    The last story was the sweetest, cutest story... my wife and I went, "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."

  • @talantus
    @talantus 5 лет назад +77

    That last story is was the best ^-^.
    Finishing up with a warm story. It soothe my aching heart.

    • @technicallydifficulties7094
      @technicallydifficulties7094 5 лет назад

      I'd agree, but I don't have a heart.

    • @talantus
      @talantus 5 лет назад

      @@technicallydifficulties7094 lol. It may just be tucked away in your relic mr
      Lich king ^-^

    • @seth-the-inactive
      @seth-the-inactive 4 года назад

      talantus I don't have a heart either, I'm an animatronic. Literally no organs in my body. Sorry :>

  • @panfluteskeleton
    @panfluteskeleton 5 лет назад +8

    I feel the line "I was sad to see the wine go" on a spiritual level

  • @wizardcrab1649
    @wizardcrab1649 5 лет назад +6

    "Will nobody offer a lady her seat?!"
    I would have yelled "No!!"

    • @depressedgwyndolin
      @depressedgwyndolin 3 года назад

      I would have said negative in a vary smug way

    • @russs7574
      @russs7574 2 года назад

      Proper response....I'll let you know when I find one.

  • @iipixel8607
    @iipixel8607 5 лет назад +8

    My fav comment on reddit:
    "Hi I am (insert name), welcome to hell! I will be your tour guide for the remainder of the trip. Now if you would please look to your right and you will see a McDonald's filled with Karens trying to take your switch!

  • @alekseiterin988
    @alekseiterin988 5 лет назад +46

    RSlash: "Not exactly malicious compliance..."
    Also RSlash: "That was malicious compliance"

    • @Callyn9x
      @Callyn9x 5 лет назад

      and the turnaround was about that quick too, lol

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 5 лет назад

      It was a comment to a malicious compliance post, so it's still valid.

    • @brunothebat4122
      @brunothebat4122 Год назад

      @@Janoha17 It was more for the video itself. He always does it for endings.

  • @andysatrioajie7886
    @andysatrioajie7886 5 лет назад +10

    why im imagining that old lady after explaining why she brought cane LITERARY hopping in the train kung fu style

    • @Maka-vn2ih
      @Maka-vn2ih 5 лет назад

      The real questions: why isnt everybody imagining that? Why arent more people liking your comment so more and more of them could imagine it?

  • @iiti_8125
    @iiti_8125 5 лет назад +5

    “Then we started dating” I was confused lmao

  • @benjoking2270
    @benjoking2270 5 лет назад +13

    rSlash: *No puppy bloopers*
    His fans: *sadness noises*

  • @call_me_mrhate165
    @call_me_mrhate165 5 лет назад +5

    That grandma has the attitude my grandma has they are powerful people. My grandmother will walk into roads literally saying "it's okay I'm old they will stop"

  • @meepmweep
    @meepmweep 5 лет назад +76

    2nd story- that bartender was just doing his job and an idiot manager made an idiot rule. Poor guy :(

    • @10010110100102Error
      @10010110100102Error 5 лет назад

      yeah, but who doesn't carry cash, especially when frequenting a bar, pub or restaurant? looks like that woman is to blame about as much as the management of the bar.

    • @Zeus67
      @Zeus67 5 лет назад +11

      @@10010110100102Error if you live in a zone where you don't need to carry cash thanks to technology then you don't.
      The idiot manager probably made that rule to force people to use the ATM. Lost his business in the end.

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 5 лет назад +9

      @@10010110100102Error Ever been to Sweden? A nearly cashless society. Carrying cash increase the risk or robbery. Some stores refuse cash because it is safer for them.

    • @NishiTheRat
      @NishiTheRat 5 лет назад +2

      @@10010110100102Error I don't carry cash when frequenting a bar/restaurant because in this day and age you can just use a card and it saves time and makes it so awkward moments at the cash fumbling to put my change away never happens, just a tap and I put my wallet away grab my shit and leave allowing me to get the fuck out before I have to deal with more people then I want to... which anything more then 1

    • @RenAsterion
      @RenAsterion 5 лет назад +1

      @@10010110100102Error a LOT of people no longer carry cash. i only keep, at most, 20 on me these days, and that's only for if i encounter the rare pop-up shop/food cart that doesn't have a machine. most places take some form of debit or credit, though. you typically don't need cash. heck, the last time i had cash, it wasn't even used at a store. i used it to pay my aunt back when she helped me buy something.

  • @HibikiAoi07
    @HibikiAoi07 4 года назад +2

    9:57 "Try working retail" I can relate lol I work 8 hour shifts and I'm on my feet for most of it.

  • @sakib6258
    @sakib6258 2 года назад +2

    the thought of a petite girl giggling like a gremlin while filling out a form is one of the funniest I had

  • @randomphantomxd4734
    @randomphantomxd4734 5 лет назад +43

    "Nice Old Lady VS Angry Karen"
    *Top 10 Anime Battles*

    • @nova_yt9925
      @nova_yt9925 5 лет назад +2

      Attack on Titan

    • @WolfFireheart
      @WolfFireheart 4 года назад

      Nah my dude!
      Nice Old Lady VS Angry Karen"
      Top 10 One sided fights.
      Because Karen stood NO chance!

  • @gemrock
    @gemrock 5 лет назад +36

    Near anger a old women. They will come back with revenge 10x.

    • @Skerdy
      @Skerdy 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, never fuck with experienced granmas... they have seen all and done all...

  • @KingsKaiser
    @KingsKaiser 5 лет назад +1

    The Old Lady sounds like my grandma at the beginning. "I don't need this walker but every keeps saying 'oh your gonna fall and crack your head open' and blahs blah. And I say I'm fine but nooo." That is a direct quote from my Grandma.

  • @acorneroftheinternet4179
    @acorneroftheinternet4179 5 лет назад +1

    That last one was so pure and wholesome, id love to hear more!

  • @sajedchowdhury2067
    @sajedchowdhury2067 5 лет назад +14

    Person: EXISTS
    EM: My baby is precious GIVE HIM YOUR LIFE!!!

  • @otakyun3931
    @otakyun3931 5 лет назад +24

    I now want a continuation of the asian girl story

  • @trekaddict
    @trekaddict 5 лет назад +4

    "Try working retail" You ttook words out of my mouth, OP.

  • @p4m209
    @p4m209 5 лет назад +23

    When he said Melbourne wrong
    Sad Melbourne noise

  • @pomantoeman5928
    @pomantoeman5928 5 лет назад +58

    Manager:HEY $20 MINIMUM
    9yo:I'm ok with that.
    Edit:sorry for the spelling

    • @theonlyapple6654
      @theonlyapple6654 5 лет назад

      po man toe man
      Also 9yo: Hey! Spelled it wrong!

    • @nathanaelmalm5641
      @nathanaelmalm5641 5 лет назад +1

      Miniuim
      That sounds like a dangerous Japanese weapon

  • @fatalgravity
    @fatalgravity 5 лет назад +9

    The op from the first story apparently lives near the only crosswalk button that is actually connected to something.

  • @julibeanbag
    @julibeanbag 2 года назад +2

    That’s so cute, she must’ve practiced the “why didn’t you email me?” a BUNCH so she could say it like that. Fricken adorable

  • @CBGamz
    @CBGamz 5 лет назад +13

    How rSlash pronounces Melbourne: Mel-Born
    How Australia pronounces it: Mel-bin
    How it's actually pronounced: Melbern

    • @halogeek6
      @halogeek6 5 лет назад

      This has been your grammar lesson of the day. Subscribe to r/slash for more daily grammar lessons in the comments!

    • @MyTurtleApril
      @MyTurtleApril 5 лет назад

      If you don't like it then get out!

  • @somedude8392
    @somedude8392 5 лет назад +96

    Karen:Im The Best!!!
    Ops: im about to end this Karen's entire career

  • @CoffeeMug2828
    @CoffeeMug2828 2 года назад +3

    That old lady knows how to act. I bet during her youth she is pretty good at initiating passive aggressive acts to put others in their places. That lady probably has enough stories to flood r/maliciouscompliance

  • @Tamari95
    @Tamari95 5 лет назад

    I absolutely love that last one! I can't believe that something that started off so random, ended up with them being married.

  • @bumblebee560
    @bumblebee560 3 года назад

    Little old ladies reminding you they're still feisty as heck is the BEST. I want to be like that when I'm old.

  • @Dolstek
    @Dolstek 5 лет назад +80

    Yugo is the best doggo
    Day 6

    • @halogeek6
      @halogeek6 5 лет назад

      But we didnt get a puppy bloomer or anything yugo related... he us still a good doggo tho so ignore me.

    • @BettyCDH
      @BettyCDH 5 лет назад

      Ignored!? 😂😂 oops 😂😂 I love Yugo 💞💞

    • @kid6004
      @kid6004 5 лет назад +2

      u have 69 likes

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 лет назад +7

    Who would win
    One very angry Karen who has already annoyed, stolen and taken advantage of many random people
    Or
    One old lady

  • @NatsuDragneel-ci5zc
    @NatsuDragneel-ci5zc 4 года назад +7

    Karen spreading a real thing that actually matters.

  • @Shadow62x
    @Shadow62x 5 лет назад +8

    20$ minimum for a .35c slide charge? lol

  • @julianreckmann4241
    @julianreckmann4241 5 лет назад +15

    I DEMAND more puppybloopers! Right now!
    Edit: maybe a best of would be nice

  • @lrzo7734
    @lrzo7734 5 лет назад +7

    They could have lost their ability to process payment by having a minimum bigger than $10

  • @melindahall2418
    @melindahall2418 5 лет назад

    Omg! The "frail" old lady is my new hero. Somebody get her an Emmy award... lmao

  • @keeganlafferty1395
    @keeganlafferty1395 3 года назад +1

    I love that one story where the old lady DESTROYED that Karen by playing the "my age is getting to me" card and making the Karen seem like a jerk, which she is

  • @aaroneus5479
    @aaroneus5479 5 лет назад +6

    The last one:
    Well that escalated quickly.

  • @yujinarukunnn7222
    @yujinarukunnn7222 4 года назад +3

    Why does the granny on train sounds so cool lmao

  • @ellad2223
    @ellad2223 5 лет назад +1

    Mel-born😂 you had all the Australians rolling their eyes.

  • @torifox7120
    @torifox7120 5 лет назад +1

    Hey rSlash, I just wanted to say thanks for doing that story from Raised by Narcissists. Your video led me to reddit and to confronting the abusive behavior I grew up thinking it was ok. Your video helped push me towards a better recovery place. Thank you.

  • @kay-sp4gk
    @kay-sp4gk 4 года назад +3

    3:13 "Simple. Easy."
    Xfinity commercials have cursed me to finish this sentence with "Awesome."

  • @LoveShaysloco
    @LoveShaysloco 5 лет назад +11

    If I had a bar and had to charge a minimum I would have a pre pay tab so they can't run one they can't pay

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 5 лет назад

      They had to pay in advance... like... to get their drink they had to pay...

    • @LoveShaysloco
      @LoveShaysloco 5 лет назад

      @@Ikajo meaning they would have a deposit so like they pay $100 and they don't have to pay again till they hit $100

  • @Nikodymus
    @Nikodymus 2 года назад

    That old lady is a hero. Handling a situation like a BOSS.

  • @Sevness
    @Sevness 5 лет назад

    That comment on the last story is so amazing, so worthwhile, so wholesome, and just amazing, I couldn't stop laughing because literally, the most random things can result in finding that special someone.

  • @user-zk8nm4tm1y
    @user-zk8nm4tm1y 5 лет назад +5

    so basically, last one in a summary is: i gave someone a seat and ended up with them marrying me for it
    imagine telling your kids how you met your wife lmao

  • @louistappenden2039
    @louistappenden2039 5 лет назад +33

    No one:
    Literally No one:
    Not even a soul:
    Karen: hIPpItY hoPiTy GivE mE YoUR PrOPeRtY

    • @Astralopithicus
      @Astralopithicus 5 лет назад +2

      RUclips : HiPiDy hOpIdY GeT oUt Of mY PrOpErTy

  • @ObtuseMori
    @ObtuseMori 5 лет назад +1

    Mad respect to the old lady on the train.
    Also, your little chuckles while reading the stories always make my day, rSlash. xD

  • @samtheremake2290
    @samtheremake2290 4 года назад +1

    I want to adopt that lady as my new grandma. LOVE her! lmao!

  • @welcometopornhubbaby6632
    @welcometopornhubbaby6632 5 лет назад +4

    Old ladiea: Angels
    Karens: The devil himself
    Old ladies are always Angels .

  • @Cryton12345
    @Cryton12345 4 года назад +17

    "Sit down" girl looks at guy "Fine.....here" he says putting her down with a proper plop on her tush then they start dating

  • @purefox652
    @purefox652 5 лет назад +1

    That end story was beautiful. Thank you for reading it

  • @Jade_1872
    @Jade_1872 Год назад +1

    Three years later and I still want that old lady animated. Just a little short with Rslashs audio of her swingin her big ol cane around, peachy pink happy old woman face and a nice coat. Then just seeing her put on the show before seeing her stand up, bulk out and just start dance swinging that big ol cane again.

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 лет назад +3

    Moral of the story: don't mess with old ladies, old lady knows best

  • @Yep529
    @Yep529 5 лет назад +8

    Karen is not the only entitled name
    Charlotte has joined the party

    • @Scuppun
      @Scuppun 5 лет назад

      Or Cheryl........ Feral Cheryl.

    • @russs7574
      @russs7574 2 года назад

      And just to be fair, so has Keisha.

    • @Yep529
      @Yep529 2 года назад

      @@Scuppun scary

    • @Yep529
      @Yep529 2 года назад

      @@russs7574 yep

  • @redbeetle8840
    @redbeetle8840 4 года назад

    My heart. That last story was so blessed. It was amazing

  • @Joe_Cool48
    @Joe_Cool48 3 года назад

    Last story is totally malicious compliance. He gave into the transcribing system. Not once questioning it out loud. She knew what she was doing. What a legend.

  • @rollothecat2010
    @rollothecat2010 5 лет назад +12

    No puppy bloopers? 🤯

  • @mlpaut1sm
    @mlpaut1sm 5 лет назад +79

    Yugo Memes for your 1,000,000 subs? Or reddit stories about dogs?

    • @captainpakistan9193
      @captainpakistan9193 5 лет назад +1

      @MLP Clan, it’s Hugo but good idea 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

    • @user-mama_thomas
      @user-mama_thomas 5 лет назад +4

      @@captainpakistan9193 no it's Yugo. Go back and watch the older videos from when he got Yugo and asked for help naming him. SMH

  • @meiu7652
    @meiu7652 5 лет назад

    That story with the little asian woman is super heartfelt(so much effort and dedication on her part), but could also be a legit premise to a tear-inducing romantic anime lol.

  • @nuyabuisness7526
    @nuyabuisness7526 3 года назад

    "I've been standing for over an hour!" I think I recall first listening to this video while on shift at work and only being able to sit for like 10 minutes of the last 10 hours.