That last story deserves a movie or something. She liked the guy enough to go home, translate the previous conversation, then respond the next day on the bus, rinse repeat. We got a bit of r/wholesome over here
@@fastertrackcreative Definitly not reliable for any kind of official documents, but it gives understandable results, which is fine for situations like this. The main problem with translate is the grammar.
I use papago for translating Asian languages (grandma is Korean) as google translate can't differentiate what's a name... For example, sakura in Japanese means Cherry blossom, but can also be a name. Google Translate won't know that and will completely mess up the entire sentence, so if I'm translating with google I usually erase the kanji or hangul with the name and put some random English name so translate can get the hint. Smh.
@@raymondbenjamins5884 Though with some pairs of languages it works really well. Like English and Spanish. Or English and Japanese. Still not recommended for official documents, but for general communication, sure.
@Jordan Brendmoen Marriage can be beautiful. If you weren't happy with who you chose, tough luck. Maybe she or he wasn't who you thought they were. Just know that there's never only one chance at love. There's always going to be someone out there who loves you. Just don't give up.
@Jordan Brendmoen No problem. I wasn't trying to trick you. I was trying to tell you that not all guys or galls are the same. Someone will love. Who? Only time will tell. If you want to live a solitary life, than I won't stop you. Just know that it will be a lonely road.
@Jordan Brendmoen "Same benefits." Is a very questionable statement and you should elaborate before someone takes it the wrong way. Marriage is a union between two families to make a new one with the person you love and care about. If something down the road happens, whether it be abuse or cheating on both parties or simply just the lack of a spark between the two happens. It's not a death sentence. Especially if you actually, truly love the person. If the fear of divorce and someone taking your money is your only reasoning; (along with that "benefit" statement that's giving me bad vibes.) You need to reevaluate the people you hang around and possibly find someone worthy of you. But right now you sound like no one is. And that's purely your fault.
I have JRA, I was born with it. Now, I'm in a wheelchair, however, being a young looking 20 something, before I deteriorated to this state, other than a slightly odd walk, my disease was largely invisible. So one day, a very seemingly abled 60something Karen, and her friend, were loudly discussing how rude teenagers and young adults are these days, not getting up for their elders... oh did I say how I knew they were seemingly able? Well let me write you a list: 1. No winces of pain, despite the fact that they were standing the whole time. 2. They stood at the stop when the bus picked them up, despite their being chairs in the bus shelter. 3. They had excellent posture, were well groomed, made up to date level even though 4. *they were WEARING RUNNING ATTIRE" Anyhow, as they complained, they kept pointedly glancing my way. I, on the other hand, was "not having a good leg day" as I called them. I had been at college, after an hour+ commute each way, and what was on, if I remember correctly, a placement day (the sole reason I had to quit ECE... placement meant I went to work in a daycare for either the whole, or half (the other half being at school) of the day, acting as basically an assistant teacher. I.E. *not* easy on the knees for normal people. Especially painful for knees that have been riddled with Arthritis for 20something years. Anyway, so Karen goes on and on to... we'll call this Karen Carol, about "young people these days, for a good ten to twenty more minutes, making sure to pointedly glance my way every now and again. Finally, Carol changes the conversation to the weather. Because they had been working so hard to make sure I heard them, I of course was still listening when they changed the subject. I began with: "Actually, it's supposed to rain." "The weather guy didn't say that" Karen dissmissed. To which I replied with my initial point, and the finishing blow... "Oh, well I could be wrong, but I was born with severe arthritis, and I can often feel a change in barometric pressure. I'm in quite a lot of pain right now, and although I just got off working, following schooling, it's worse than usual this time, most weeks." Both Karen and Carol tried to make kind small talk with me after that, but for the most part, I definitely shocked the entitlement out of their voices. It began to pour pretty shortly after the conversation, and because of how packed the bus got when I got off, they were forced to watch me slowly limp off the bus. If it weren't for the pain, that whole interaction would have been glorious. Either way, I was proud of myself for having put a karen in her place... long before I knew they existed.
@@UDRF I actually posted it to Mark Narrations' reddit and he read it awhile back ^-^. I was thinking of posting it to r/entitledpeople sometime in the future. Thank you so much for your kind words about my story. Man did it ever feel satisfying to be such a jerk back to those people, in such a sweet and unassuming way! Edit: although the story is a little different as I didn't tell it word for word, and I don't remember word for word what was said, so sometimes the dialogue more accurate than others, but the happenings are the same.
I also have JRA; have had it my whole life but we didn't realize anything was wrong with me until I was about 12 as that is when I started showing signs of joint problems. Before that I only had immune system symptoms such as getting sick a lot/easily and getting bronchitis/pneumonia every year for around two weeks at a time. It is amazing how many people stare when they see a child/teen/young adult who otherwise looks healthy sitting in a wheelchair, but their look when I switch to my walker and am literally shaking while walking like an elderly person is priceless. (My arthritis isn't that bad most of the time and mainly only gets bad during winter, and I usually just use my cane the rest of the year. I also have other health problems but I digress.) It is amazing seeing someone in a similar situation as me as JRA is fairly rare. I am currently wondering what to do with my life as I also have been going to school for ECE but when I started working a few months ago I got sick only 2 weeks into the job and ended up sick for over 2 months with an almost constant over 100 fever. Needless to say I lost my job but oh well, its better not to work during this epidemic thing with my immune system any way. I have so many stories from entitled teachers not wanting to follow my IEP in school because it inconvenienced them to print the powerpoints they made before class, to a woman at first treating me like I was faking being disabled and then proceeding to baby me when she realized I was actually unable to walk and she was getting death stares from everyone around. I have learned to ignore everyone and take everything in stride and as something to laugh at later so I really hate when people treat me like I'm helpless since I have been like this for half my life now and already know how to handle it. There are too many people in this world that either discriminate against disabled people or make things worse by "trying to help" that I don't let it bother me any more normally. I DO admit however that I wish some people could feel for just a day what I feel every day (excruciating pain, numbness and tingling, movement issues, etc.) and see if they even stay sane.
@@Chris-cy8mx You're not being clever, this is like the dumbest response people bitter about feminism come up with. At least try to think up something original.
I have a friend named Shareen Pronouced Shar as in sure and een as in bean but everyone says shareen like it rhymes with karen and are like oh she must be a bitch but she is soooooooo sweet
Lmao, the last one kinda reminds me of how I started dating my now fiance. We were both 16 year old guys, and we acted like teenagers do, we both thought we were straight at the time. We go along because Japanese was his only language and I spoke it fluently while teaching him French and English. (My mother's adoptive father is Japanese but I'm German French Cannadian) We were on a bus but there was only one seat, so we had to decide who got it. Suddenly, his eyes lit up. He told me to sit down, so I did, _and then he proceeded to sit on my lap._ We continued conversation as normal and it wasn't till months later we realized that we flirted with each other a lot after that incident. It was a few weeks after he turned 17 (two months after me) that I asked him out. We're going on 5 years now and are engaged.
Old people have lived a full life. Many of them had to fight throughout most of it to get where they are. Don't ever doubt their ability to get nasty very quickly.
Old ladies from the former Soviet union are about as hardcore as they come after all they survived the Germans and Stalin these ladies will put you in your place in a heartbeat.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to look like a tough security guard when you’re 5 foot 2, 95 pounds, female, and squealing about how adorable a story is?
Morgan O'Brien-Bledsoe Well, as long as you look serious and don’t squeal about the adorable story while on duty, you should be fine for looking tough 👌
I've once seen a woman security guard about the same description handle rowdy dudes 6+ ft easily. She was more badass than her partner who was a bigger stockier guy lol it was at a concert I've seen this.
Urgh, I can't stand people who think that because they've been standing a long time that they're entitled to seats. Man, I wish I could stand for long periods of time, I wish I didn't have to use a cane in my late 20's, I wish I could offer my seat to others, I wish my body didn't erupt into horrific pain whenever I stood up. Trust me, I don't like living with the conditions I have and don't like feeling like a lump, but sometimes, there are people who really do need a seat and it isn't from standing for an hour. : /
I'm genuinely so sorry you go through that. If i'm on a bus and my legs get too tired, i usually just lean against the wall so it takes off pressure and people who need the seats can have them-
@@samuelding7854 Try doing it when you have no cartilage left in a knee joint and the joint is bone on bone ...... funny thing how waling is not a problem, but standing ...... nope! And then with the back and forth stop and go movement of the bus causing the ends of those bones grinding together ...... yeah, after a while it is crippling pain that ensues ...... and don't tell me to go get a knee replacement ...... I can't right now cuz it is financially crippling without insurance coverage (which I have), but medicare won't cover it as long as I am as mobile as I am (I don't need a cane or walker to get around), I can still drive my car just fine (manual transmission), and the joint is stable laterally, full range of motion, can still do the stairs ......... I just cannot stand for longer that 5 minutes before I HAVE to get my weight of that leg ...... and standing on one foot on a moving bus just doesn't cut it for safety.
Manager: We need to make more money. Let's force people to pay a minimum Common sense: People get mad when you force them to do something Manager: I'm the manager. I know what's best * bar closes * Manager: *shocked pikachu*
It would have been smarter to just have a card fee which would be the fee of the most expensive card. Maybe $0.75 per transaction. People probably wouldn't care. Or raise the price of the drinks by a dollar.
I remember when I was about 14. Me and Mum were on the train into the city and a Woman gets on and says "Who's going to give up their seat for a lady?" I was taught manners as a kid so go to stand only for Mum to grab my arm and yank me down, telling me "A lady wouldn't ask." The old lady story Karen reminded me of that 'Lady' XD
aren't. Would be surprised. It's how my uncle got married. Also met two people who have met the live of there lives thru note exchanges. One of them involved a buddy of mine exchanging notes for 4 years with someone he never met becuase Jr discovered someone wrote a not and left it in this hollow stone he stepped on at school. 4 years later they meet after graduation. Got married a year later. They are so obnoxious.
I wrote notes on the school bus for my now husband when I was a senior and he was a sophomore. They were usually notes to get him out of class. And I signed them as Mrs. Future-Last-Name. We only saw each other on the ride to school, but he was friends with my younger sister's future boyfriend. Long story short, boyfriend was a jerk, sister and my husband were never a couple, 14 years after that first note on the bus we were married.
My fav comment on reddit: "Hi I am (insert name), welcome to hell! I will be your tour guide for the remainder of the trip. Now if you would please look to your right and you will see a McDonald's filled with Karens trying to take your switch!
The Old Lady sounds like my grandma at the beginning. "I don't need this walker but every keeps saying 'oh your gonna fall and crack your head open' and blahs blah. And I say I'm fine but nooo." That is a direct quote from my Grandma.
That old lady knows how to act. I bet during her youth she is pretty good at initiating passive aggressive acts to put others in their places. That lady probably has enough stories to flood r/maliciouscompliance
That second story... Has Australia never heard of a "tab"? You know... you hand your card to the bartender and they hold it for processing before you leave, paying for all your drinks at once. It's a pretty simple concept.
yeah, but who doesn't carry cash, especially when frequenting a bar, pub or restaurant? looks like that woman is to blame about as much as the management of the bar.
@@10010110100102Error if you live in a zone where you don't need to carry cash thanks to technology then you don't. The idiot manager probably made that rule to force people to use the ATM. Lost his business in the end.
@@10010110100102Error Ever been to Sweden? A nearly cashless society. Carrying cash increase the risk or robbery. Some stores refuse cash because it is safer for them.
@@10010110100102Error I don't carry cash when frequenting a bar/restaurant because in this day and age you can just use a card and it saves time and makes it so awkward moments at the cash fumbling to put my change away never happens, just a tap and I put my wallet away grab my shit and leave allowing me to get the fuck out before I have to deal with more people then I want to... which anything more then 1
@@10010110100102Error a LOT of people no longer carry cash. i only keep, at most, 20 on me these days, and that's only for if i encounter the rare pop-up shop/food cart that doesn't have a machine. most places take some form of debit or credit, though. you typically don't need cash. heck, the last time i had cash, it wasn't even used at a store. i used it to pay my aunt back when she helped me buy something.
im so glad this channel popped up on my recommendeds. These juicy tales remind me that justice still happens sometimes and are entertaining af. Thank you for the work youve put in to these vids man. Keep it up.
So, probably around 1909 or so, there was a young gal working in NYC. She didn't speak English. There came a time where a guy at her work intently said something to her which she didn't understand. So, she kept repeating it over and over in her mind. When she got home, she asked her brother what "willyoumahrrime" means. Brother got angry, not at her, but at the nerve of this guy, whoever he was. So he taught her to say to him "Imnotforhew". Later, when she did learn English, she realized what had gone on. Eventually Yia-yia went on to meet the man who became my Papu. So the story goes.
That comment on the last story is so amazing, so worthwhile, so wholesome, and just amazing, I couldn't stop laughing because literally, the most random things can result in finding that special someone.
so basically, last one in a summary is: i gave someone a seat and ended up with them marrying me for it imagine telling your kids how you met your wife lmao
You are getting closer and closer to that 1 mil mark! Great video. I love that you leave the laughter in the video instead of editing it out. It makes it much more enjoyable to listen to. Thank you so much for the entertainment!!
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Nah
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Wait... you never specified who to
Do you have a Karen in you'r life ?
That last story deserves a movie or something. She liked the guy enough to go home, translate the previous conversation, then respond the next day on the bus, rinse repeat. We got a bit of r/wholesome over here
Hope that happens to me something similar. I don't wanna die alone
SleepingKnightsRS421 Agreed, it made my heart happy.
Am I the only one who thinks it's basically some neckbeard's made-up fantasy scenario lol
Dobrosława Orcholska Yes, you are. Just because she’s Asian doesn’t mean it’s a neckbeard thing, and it was cute, not creepy.
@@micahbell9093 but you died together with hector salamanca and one of your cronies.....
"Will nobody offer a lady a seat?" "Yes, we will, when we see one."
Lol
Whales don't qualify, even tho they're technically mammals. You don't go calling a dog mam or lady. (maybe lady but not human lady).
No we won’t. Women are equal don’t you know?
I don’t care what your gender is, you aren’t entitled to a seat
That's what I harshly yelled to a mid-aged and fat-bottomed karen. I still remind her embarrassment.
Girl: (doesn't speak English)
Guy: (doesn't have internet)
Google translate: hold my beer bro, this is what I was made for.
Hm, Google Translate kinda works but isn't all that reliable.
@@fastertrackcreative If you translate it to the target language, then back into the first language two or three times, it gives decent results
@@fastertrackcreative Definitly not reliable for any kind of official documents, but it gives understandable results, which is fine for situations like this. The main problem with translate is the grammar.
I use papago for translating Asian languages (grandma is Korean) as google translate can't differentiate what's a name...
For example, sakura in Japanese means Cherry blossom, but can also be a name. Google Translate won't know that and will completely mess up the entire sentence, so if I'm translating with google I usually erase the kanji or hangul with the name and put some random English name so translate can get the hint. Smh.
@@raymondbenjamins5884 Though with some pairs of languages it works really well. Like English and Spanish. Or English and Japanese.
Still not recommended for official documents, but for general communication, sure.
The old lady just literally said “Ok Boomer” on someone who is years younger than her
yes
glitching echo true
@@glitchingecho3082 honestly, yeah.
@Hendrik Enno decades consist of years.
@@BeckBeckGo True but decades has far more weight than years.
Compliance that ends with someone getting married
what beautiful sorcery is this
Jordan Brendmoen
Who hurt you?
@Jordan Brendmoen Marriage can be beautiful. If you weren't happy with who you chose, tough luck. Maybe she or he wasn't who you thought they were. Just know that there's never only one chance at love. There's always going to be someone out there who loves you. Just don't give up.
The best kind of sorcery.
@Jordan Brendmoen No problem. I wasn't trying to trick you. I was trying to tell you that not all guys or galls are the same. Someone will love. Who? Only time will tell. If you want to live a solitary life, than I won't stop you. Just know that it will be a lonely road.
@Jordan Brendmoen "Same benefits." Is a very questionable statement and you should elaborate before someone takes it the wrong way. Marriage is a union between two families to make a new one with the person you love and care about. If something down the road happens, whether it be abuse or cheating on both parties or simply just the lack of a spark between the two happens. It's not a death sentence. Especially if you actually, truly love the person. If the fear of divorce and someone taking your money is your only reasoning; (along with that "benefit" statement that's giving me bad vibes.) You need to reevaluate the people you hang around and possibly find someone worthy of you. But right now you sound like no one is. And that's purely your fault.
I have JRA, I was born with it. Now, I'm in a wheelchair, however, being a young looking 20 something, before I deteriorated to this state, other than a slightly odd walk, my disease was largely invisible.
So one day, a very seemingly abled 60something Karen, and her friend, were loudly discussing how rude teenagers and young adults are these days, not getting up for their elders... oh did I say how I knew they were seemingly able? Well let me write you a list:
1. No winces of pain, despite the fact that they were standing the whole time.
2. They stood at the stop when the bus picked them up, despite their being chairs in the bus shelter.
3. They had excellent posture, were well groomed, made up to date level even though
4. *they were WEARING RUNNING ATTIRE"
Anyhow, as they complained, they kept pointedly glancing my way.
I, on the other hand, was "not having a good leg day" as I called them. I had been at college, after an hour+ commute each way, and what was on, if I remember correctly, a placement day (the sole reason I had to quit ECE... placement meant I went to work in a daycare for either the whole, or half (the other half being at school) of the day, acting as basically an assistant teacher. I.E. *not* easy on the knees for normal people. Especially painful for knees that have been riddled with Arthritis for 20something years.
Anyway, so Karen goes on and on to... we'll call this Karen Carol, about "young people these days, for a good ten to twenty more minutes, making sure to pointedly glance my way every now and again. Finally, Carol changes the conversation to the weather.
Because they had been working so hard to make sure I heard them, I of course was still listening when they changed the subject.
I began with:
"Actually, it's supposed to rain."
"The weather guy didn't say that" Karen dissmissed.
To which I replied with my initial point, and the finishing blow...
"Oh, well I could be wrong, but I was born with severe arthritis, and I can often feel a change in barometric pressure. I'm in quite a lot of pain right now, and although I just got off working, following schooling, it's worse than usual this time, most weeks."
Both Karen and Carol tried to make kind small talk with me after that, but for the most part, I definitely shocked the entitlement out of their voices.
It began to pour pretty shortly after the conversation, and because of how packed the bus got when I got off, they were forced to watch me slowly limp off the bus.
If it weren't for the pain, that whole interaction would have been glorious. Either way, I was proud of myself for having put a karen in her place... long before I knew they existed.
Go princess go
Rslash should read this one in his videos, it's a good one :)
@@UDRF I actually posted it to Mark Narrations' reddit and he read it awhile back ^-^. I was thinking of posting it to r/entitledpeople sometime in the future. Thank you so much for your kind words about my story. Man did it ever feel satisfying to be such a jerk back to those people, in such a sweet and unassuming way!
Edit: although the story is a little different as I didn't tell it word for word, and I don't remember word for word what was said, so sometimes the dialogue more accurate than others, but the happenings are the same.
@@paranoiarpincess ❤️
I also have JRA; have had it my whole life but we didn't realize anything was wrong with me until I was about 12 as that is when I started showing signs of joint problems. Before that I only had immune system symptoms such as getting sick a lot/easily and getting bronchitis/pneumonia every year for around two weeks at a time. It is amazing how many people stare when they see a child/teen/young adult who otherwise looks healthy sitting in a wheelchair, but their look when I switch to my walker and am literally shaking while walking like an elderly person is priceless. (My arthritis isn't that bad most of the time and mainly only gets bad during winter, and I usually just use my cane the rest of the year. I also have other health problems but I digress.)
It is amazing seeing someone in a similar situation as me as JRA is fairly rare. I am currently wondering what to do with my life as I also have been going to school for ECE but when I started working a few months ago I got sick only 2 weeks into the job and ended up sick for over 2 months with an almost constant over 100 fever. Needless to say I lost my job but oh well, its better not to work during this epidemic thing with my immune system any way.
I have so many stories from entitled teachers not wanting to follow my IEP in school because it inconvenienced them to print the powerpoints they made before class, to a woman at first treating me like I was faking being disabled and then proceeding to baby me when she realized I was actually unable to walk and she was getting death stares from everyone around. I have learned to ignore everyone and take everything in stride and as something to laugh at later so I really hate when people treat me like I'm helpless since I have been like this for half my life now and already know how to handle it. There are too many people in this world that either discriminate against disabled people or make things worse by "trying to help" that I don't let it bother me any more normally.
I DO admit however that I wish some people could feel for just a day what I feel every day (excruciating pain, numbness and tingling, movement issues, etc.) and see if they even stay sane.
Honestly that last story is the best kind of malicious compliance. She's husbanded him up
Nice pfp
Aiden Johnson
How ‘bout a little more?
Ya i wish i was him.
Petite, barely 5', asian, quite, very nice.
Fucking hell sign me up!! She sounds like my ideal GF/wife.
I don’t know. It sounds like the weeb ultimate fantasy really,
“These trains are always SO CROWDED!”
Wow, it’s almost like these things were made to transport large quantities of people in a timely manner!
Pssst ya got likes
awwww the last story with the Asian girl is soooo adorable x3
Meeting your wife on a bus and being a kind gentleman
Right? Men that guy who was in the last story sets standards!
Nice profile picture.
Sir Raymond LuxuryYacht YOU BLEW IT
I thought it was a child because ,, small asian girl“
"Will nobody offer a lady their seat?"
"Sure, if one shows up I'd be happy to." :P
Me who is the sibling to the Doomslayer:so Karen you have chosen to be ripped and torn.
Why? Don’t you know women are equal? Don’t be sexist
@@Chris-cy8mx A lady has good manners
That's the comment that crossed my mind. 😂🤣
@@Chris-cy8mx You're not being clever, this is like the dumbest response people bitter about feminism come up with. At least try to think up something original.
I like how we just describe a 'Karen' like another breed of human.
IAM often a Karen..wish these stories were out when I was younger..I knew I was annoying, just didn't see how badly!
Begone swear word name
are karens even human
I have a friend named Shareen Pronouced Shar as in sure and een as in bean but everyone says shareen like it rhymes with karen and are like oh she must be a bitch but she is soooooooo sweet
@@chomp4577 Sharen is fine, nice people named Karen are fine, but Karens...
_They're Heretics!_
Lmao, the last one kinda reminds me of how I started dating my now fiance. We were both 16 year old guys, and we acted like teenagers do, we both thought we were straight at the time. We go along because Japanese was his only language and I spoke it fluently while teaching him French and English. (My mother's adoptive father is Japanese but I'm German French Cannadian) We were on a bus but there was only one seat, so we had to decide who got it. Suddenly, his eyes lit up. He told me to sit down, so I did, _and then he proceeded to sit on my lap._ We continued conversation as normal and it wasn't till months later we realized that we flirted with each other a lot after that incident. It was a few weeks after he turned 17 (two months after me) that I asked him out. We're going on 5 years now and are engaged.
wow… what a power move!
and it was very effective!
don't do that bro
don't give me hope
jokes aside, i'm happy things worked out so well for you guys
Damn... Engaged to the homie, respect.
Wish I could find a relationship like that 🙃
That's adorable as fuck, and I really hope you two are still a thing. 💖
This is so sweet!!!
The old lady is a war veteran who carries an AK-47 around for problems like Karens.
Wtf aren't you supposed to be commenting on Jay's vids?
ALL HAIL TAILS
*answer me*
@@jennalynmendoza4805 you know he is just like justin y. and how to properly clean your metal computer right?
Ayeeeeee we see again
OMG...... the story of the guy coresponding with someone through notes and ending up together is beautiful. made my day :)
Oh that last one hit me in the romance gland, that's pretty cute.
The feels!
bit me right in the barf bag
Oof, Idk what that means soo
Medigo Verus this comment could be taken one of two ways
“Karen spreading” sounds like a pandemic of a disease that should be quarantine it soon
Agreed
Shrek the Stormtrooper you have a very dark mind to even go there I pray no one ever has to go through turning into a Karen
Because it is, *RUN*
A pandemic that will never end
Is Pfizer working on a vaccine?
That last story is so heart warming! Never expected one outta Malicious compliance!
stories like that merits its own series
TheBigSneeze wow I sneezed and then just looked at ur username
I couldn't help but "d'aww" at the last story. So cute and that alone deserves a like.
Don't mess with old ladies
They can be more dangerous then an armed military officer
Officers rarely fight lol, NCO's and lower enlisted are a different story
@@GrrSaidTheWolf alright fair enough but still
Don't mess with Granny XD
Old people have lived a full life. Many of them had to fight throughout most of it to get where they are. Don't ever doubt their ability to get nasty very quickly.
thats why everybody is so nice to them cause were scared
Old ladies from the former Soviet union are about as hardcore as they come after all they survived the Germans and Stalin these ladies will put you in your place in a heartbeat.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to look like a tough security guard when you’re 5 foot 2, 95 pounds, female, and squealing about how adorable a story is?
Morgan O'Brien-Bledsoe
Well, as long as you look serious and don’t squeal about the adorable story while on duty, you should be fine for looking tough 👌
no
Hehe. My wife is 4’11” and a Marine. I can just about imagine! 😆
I've once seen a woman security guard about the same description handle rowdy dudes 6+ ft easily. She was more badass than her partner who was a bigger stockier guy lol it was at a concert I've seen this.
T'Challa: Get this old lady a shield!
*Avengers theme plays*
No. I don't think I will
You mean a Cane. A Vibranium Cane.
Nobody :
Karens:
Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives
I wanna like, but it's 69.
Lol.The orchestra I play in played the Avenger theme last Saturday
"I've been standing for over an hour."
I want to see this woman pull an eleven and a half hour work day while standing/walking on IRC.
Thats one interesting episode of "How I met your mother" ^^
Indeed,
child: "Dad? How did you and mom meet?"
Dad: "Well kiddo, It all started when I gave her my seat, even when she couldn't understand me."
My parents met on a bus, too.
"It all started with a little lady and a little misunderstanding..."
imagine meeting your partner in the youtube comment section.. i mean what?
@@Tingveluv LOL
Urgh, I can't stand people who think that because they've been standing a long time that they're entitled to seats. Man, I wish I could stand for long periods of time, I wish I didn't have to use a cane in my late 20's, I wish I could offer my seat to others, I wish my body didn't erupt into horrific pain whenever I stood up.
Trust me, I don't like living with the conditions I have and don't like feeling like a lump, but sometimes, there are people who really do need a seat and it isn't from standing for an hour. : /
That’s aweful.
I don't doubt it, but you can usually tell when someone really needs a seat vs someone whining to get one.
I'm genuinely so sorry you go through that. If i'm on a bus and my legs get too tired, i usually just lean against the wall so it takes off pressure and people who need the seats can have them-
Standing for long periods is annoying, but it does not mean that you automatically get a seat. Standing for a while isn’t crippling
@@samuelding7854 Try doing it when you have no cartilage left in a knee joint and the joint is bone on bone ...... funny thing how waling is not a problem, but standing ...... nope! And then with the back and forth stop and go movement of the bus causing the ends of those bones grinding together ...... yeah, after a while it is crippling pain that ensues ...... and don't tell me to go get a knee replacement ...... I can't right now cuz it is financially crippling without insurance coverage (which I have), but medicare won't cover it as long as I am as mobile as I am (I don't need a cane or walker to get around), I can still drive my car just fine (manual transmission), and the joint is stable laterally, full range of motion, can still do the stairs ......... I just cannot stand for longer that 5 minutes before I HAVE to get my weight of that leg ...... and standing on one foot on a moving bus just doesn't cut it for safety.
Manager: We need to make more money. Let's force people to pay a minimum
Common sense: People get mad when you force them to do something
Manager: I'm the manager. I know what's best
* bar closes *
Manager: *shocked pikachu*
It would have been smarter to just have a card fee which would be the fee of the most expensive card. Maybe $0.75 per transaction. People probably wouldn't care. Or raise the price of the drinks by a dollar.
I comment below is shocked pikachu how paranormal
I remember when I was about 14. Me and Mum were on the train into the city and a Woman gets on and says "Who's going to give up their seat for a lady?" I was taught manners as a kid so go to stand only for Mum to grab my arm and yank me down, telling me "A lady wouldn't ask." The old lady story Karen reminded me of that 'Lady' XD
Karen: I'm the best person on this train. Give me your seat!
Old Lady: I'm about to end this girl's entire career
Edit: Thanks for all the likes
Eminem as an old lady
@@justinsider5744 fuckin jenius
Is that old lady Tati 40 years from now?
@@D4h6b i never said that
Ayyy my gd boi!!
16:00 rSlash you traitor! how dare you place a cute love story in this raging reddit posting reading?
(- haha lolz)
"We need to come up with a way to attract a younger audience"
Sir, we serve alcohol
"Exactly! We need to be serving to the youngest people we legally can, and lobbying for the right to go for lower!"
@@youtubeuniversity3638 Not really? Our drinking age is 18 already.
@@shadenox8164 ...didja miss the quotation marks?
When the old lady started acting normal again 😂
Great stories! Loved Mama Cane, putting entitled K in her place.👍 Loved the last one too, great story. ❤
Missing Yugo😢🐾🐾🤗
Dating through notes on the busride. That's certainly... unique in my book.
Sounds like a John Green novel
aren't. Would be surprised. It's how my uncle got married. Also met two people who have met the live of there lives thru note exchanges. One of them involved a buddy of mine exchanging notes for 4 years with someone he never met becuase Jr discovered someone wrote a not and left it in this hollow stone he stepped on at school. 4 years later they meet after graduation. Got married a year later. They are so obnoxious.
I wrote notes on the school bus for my now husband when I was a senior and he was a sophomore. They were usually notes to get him out of class. And I signed them as Mrs. Future-Last-Name. We only saw each other on the ride to school, but he was friends with my younger sister's future boyfriend. Long story short, boyfriend was a jerk, sister and my husband were never a couple, 14 years after that first note on the bus we were married.
It doesn't say thats how they dated.
the thought of a petite girl giggling like a gremlin while filling out a form is one of the funniest I had
starting now, i’ll get on a bus everyday just to find my waifu
Big Depression Josh go get ‘em dude!
i think it requires a gentelmen not a weeb
@@ayoubkrt5018 don't be a dick man, especially when weebs do sometimes end up getting married to a weeb wife
@@NishiTheRat true that
you'll find zero-two somewhere else ya know
*insert lenny face*
My fav comment on reddit:
"Hi I am (insert name), welcome to hell! I will be your tour guide for the remainder of the trip. Now if you would please look to your right and you will see a McDonald's filled with Karens trying to take your switch!
Ok, the last one got me really surprised 😂
Edit: How on earth did I end up with 163 likes is beyond my reasoning but ok😂
That was honestly one of the best wholesome stories I've heard
It’s 299 likes now hun
*305
@@justseffstuff3308 *337
The last sentence ruined the comment.
[old lady] "here take my seat, your feet need them more"
KO!
[group of black guys] "OOHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I could hear that comment
That last story is was the best ^-^.
Finishing up with a warm story. It soothe my aching heart.
I'd agree, but I don't have a heart.
@@technicallydifficulties7094 lol. It may just be tucked away in your relic mr
Lich king ^-^
talantus I don't have a heart either, I'm an animatronic. Literally no organs in my body. Sorry :>
The Old Lady sounds like my grandma at the beginning. "I don't need this walker but every keeps saying 'oh your gonna fall and crack your head open' and blahs blah. And I say I'm fine but nooo." That is a direct quote from my Grandma.
*_Gruncle Stan voice_*
This... this is beautiful
Help I can't stop thinking in grunkle stan voice
I miss gravity falls 😥
Keal Dreemurr = Leak Murderer
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@@bigcasinoja9286 rrumdeer
That old lady knows how to act. I bet during her youth she is pretty good at initiating passive aggressive acts to put others in their places. That lady probably has enough stories to flood r/maliciouscompliance
RSlash: "Not exactly malicious compliance..."
Also RSlash: "That was malicious compliance"
and the turnaround was about that quick too, lol
It was a comment to a malicious compliance post, so it's still valid.
@@Janoha17 It was more for the video itself. He always does it for endings.
9:57 "Try working retail" I can relate lol I work 8 hour shifts and I'm on my feet for most of it.
Same.
I feel the line "I was sad to see the wine go" on a spiritual level
That second story... Has Australia never heard of a "tab"? You know... you hand your card to the bartender and they hold it for processing before you leave, paying for all your drinks at once. It's a pretty simple concept.
Well the manager probably had only one neuron working.
2nd story- that bartender was just doing his job and an idiot manager made an idiot rule. Poor guy :(
yeah, but who doesn't carry cash, especially when frequenting a bar, pub or restaurant? looks like that woman is to blame about as much as the management of the bar.
@@10010110100102Error if you live in a zone where you don't need to carry cash thanks to technology then you don't.
The idiot manager probably made that rule to force people to use the ATM. Lost his business in the end.
@@10010110100102Error Ever been to Sweden? A nearly cashless society. Carrying cash increase the risk or robbery. Some stores refuse cash because it is safer for them.
@@10010110100102Error I don't carry cash when frequenting a bar/restaurant because in this day and age you can just use a card and it saves time and makes it so awkward moments at the cash fumbling to put my change away never happens, just a tap and I put my wallet away grab my shit and leave allowing me to get the fuck out before I have to deal with more people then I want to... which anything more then 1
@@10010110100102Error a LOT of people no longer carry cash. i only keep, at most, 20 on me these days, and that's only for if i encounter the rare pop-up shop/food cart that doesn't have a machine. most places take some form of debit or credit, though. you typically don't need cash. heck, the last time i had cash, it wasn't even used at a store. i used it to pay my aunt back when she helped me buy something.
"Will nobody offer a lady her seat?!"
I would have yelled "No!!"
I would have said negative in a vary smug way
Proper response....I'll let you know when I find one.
why im imagining that old lady after explaining why she brought cane LITERARY hopping in the train kung fu style
The real questions: why isnt everybody imagining that? Why arent more people liking your comment so more and more of them could imagine it?
im so glad this channel popped up on my recommendeds. These juicy tales remind me that justice still happens sometimes and are entertaining af. Thank you for the work youve put in to these vids man. Keep it up.
Near anger a old women. They will come back with revenge 10x.
Yeah, never fuck with experienced granmas... they have seen all and done all...
rSlash: *No puppy bloopers*
His fans: *sadness noises*
Person: EXISTS
EM: My baby is precious GIVE HIM YOUR LIFE!!!
The last story was the sweetest, cutest story... my wife and I went, "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..."
"Nice Old Lady VS Angry Karen"
*Top 10 Anime Battles*
Attack on Titan
Nah my dude!
Nice Old Lady VS Angry Karen"
Top 10 One sided fights.
Because Karen stood NO chance!
“Then we started dating” I was confused lmao
That’s so cute, she must’ve practiced the “why didn’t you email me?” a BUNCH so she could say it like that. Fricken adorable
The op from the first story apparently lives near the only crosswalk button that is actually connected to something.
that last story was so cute two thumbs up. also hero old lady more thumbs up
Karen:Im The Best!!!
Ops: im about to end this Karen's entire career
Hows Albedo doing?
Ainzoalgown Romano cops
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
@@finnishwehraboo8377 albedo is doing fine
Mad respect to the old lady on the train.
Also, your little chuckles while reading the stories always make my day, rSlash. xD
I now want a continuation of the asian girl story
Mel-born😂 you had all the Australians rolling their eyes.
Yugo is the best doggo
Day 6
But we didnt get a puppy bloomer or anything yugo related... he us still a good doggo tho so ignore me.
Ignored!? 😂😂 oops 😂😂 I love Yugo 💞💞
u have 69 likes
I love when older people troll younger entitled people, it is hilarious.
Yugo Memes for your 1,000,000 subs? Or reddit stories about dogs?
@MLP Clan, it’s Hugo but good idea 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
@@captainpakistan9193 no it's Yugo. Go back and watch the older videos from when he got Yugo and asked for help naming him. SMH
That last one was so pure and wholesome, id love to hear more!
Manager:HEY $20 MINIMUM
9yo:I'm ok with that.
Edit:sorry for the spelling
po man toe man
Also 9yo: Hey! Spelled it wrong!
Miniuim
That sounds like a dangerous Japanese weapon
So, probably around 1909 or so, there was a young gal working in NYC. She didn't speak English. There came a time where a guy at her work intently said something to her which she didn't understand. So, she kept repeating it over and over in her mind. When she got home, she asked her brother what "willyoumahrrime" means. Brother got angry, not at her, but at the nerve of this guy, whoever he was. So he taught her to say to him "Imnotforhew". Later, when she did learn English, she realized what had gone on. Eventually Yia-yia went on to meet the man who became my Papu. So the story goes.
3:13 "Simple. Easy."
Xfinity commercials have cursed me to finish this sentence with "Awesome."
"Try working retail" You ttook words out of my mouth, OP.
Indeed.
Karen spreading a real thing that actually matters.
That end story was beautiful. Thank you for reading it
The last one:
Well that escalated quickly.
I want to adopt that lady as my new grandma. LOVE her! lmao!
20$ minimum for a .35c slide charge? lol
When he said Melbourne wrong
Sad Melbourne noise
They could have lost their ability to process payment by having a minimum bigger than $10
The last story was so sweet. Thank you :)
Almost at 1M subs, nice work r/
Why does the granny on train sounds so cool lmao
How rSlash pronounces Melbourne: Mel-Born
How Australia pronounces it: Mel-bin
How it's actually pronounced: Melbern
This has been your grammar lesson of the day. Subscribe to r/slash for more daily grammar lessons in the comments!
If you don't like it then get out!
The last story is by far the cutest thing I've ever heard. 🖤
I DEMAND more puppybloopers! Right now!
Edit: maybe a best of would be nice
That comment on the last story is so amazing, so worthwhile, so wholesome, and just amazing, I couldn't stop laughing because literally, the most random things can result in finding that special someone.
Old ladiea: Angels
Karens: The devil himself
Old ladies are always Angels .
That old lady is a hero. Handling a situation like a BOSS.
so basically, last one in a summary is: i gave someone a seat and ended up with them marrying me for it
imagine telling your kids how you met your wife lmao
My heart. That last story was so blessed. It was amazing
If I had a bar and had to charge a minimum I would have a pre pay tab so they can't run one they can't pay
They had to pay in advance... like... to get their drink they had to pay...
@@Ikajo meaning they would have a deposit so like they pay $100 and they don't have to pay again till they hit $100
That old lady, careful, shes a hero.
Karen is not the only entitled name
Charlotte has joined the party
Or Cheryl........ Feral Cheryl.
And just to be fair, so has Keisha.
@@Scuppun scary
@@russs7574 yep
You are getting closer and closer to that 1 mil mark! Great video. I love that you leave the laughter in the video instead of editing it out. It makes it much more enjoyable to listen to. Thank you so much for the entertainment!!
No one:
Literally No one:
Not even a soul:
Karen: hIPpItY hoPiTy GivE mE YoUR PrOPeRtY
RUclips : HiPiDy hOpIdY GeT oUt Of mY PrOpErTy
I absolutely love that last one! I can't believe that something that started off so random, ended up with them being married.
Hey Rslash! Just for future reference, Melbourne Australia is pronounced ‘Melben’.
I hope you and Yugo have a good day. 😊
Thanks, mate.
KAREN SPREADING IM WHEEZING
I know you get this a lot but its pronounced 'mel ben' :) luv the vid
The neighborhood bonding over the traffic light is actually so wholesome 😂 i love it
This dude said Mel-born when Melbourne is actually pronounced Mel-burn