r/Maliciouscompliance "You're Fired!" "No... YOU'RE Fired!"

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @emi8214
    @emi8214 5 лет назад +2357

    Worker: **works countless hours to cover shifts and never shows up late*
    Manager: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.

    • @bobdole8830
      @bobdole8830 5 лет назад +77

      ThisIsARUclipsChannel That's why you should always do what's legally required from you and nothing more. You'll never get back what you sacrificed. As soon as it's more profitable for the company to kick you out, you're gone.

    • @xmicheal0809x
      @xmicheal0809x 5 лет назад +20

      Bob Dole that happened to me :( i filled in for people who called out and then my request for my day off was denied because no one including the managers wanted to cover my shift

    • @bobdole8830
      @bobdole8830 5 лет назад +18

      @@xmicheal0809x yeah, sad reality. People are always happy when you go out of your way to help them but you are very liekley not getting anything back if you need them

    • @BassedMike
      @BassedMike 5 лет назад +2

      Literally me

    • @gazpitchy
      @gazpitchy 5 лет назад +5

      Story of my working life this is...

  • @wickedwitt04
    @wickedwitt04 5 лет назад +2223

    "There's no such thing as overtime"
    *Employment Law wants to know your location*

    • @timhurl1514
      @timhurl1514 5 лет назад +31

      Yes yes yes, this is an awesome comment

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 5 лет назад +10

      Lol yes

    • @hoomanconsumer1425
      @hoomanconsumer1425 5 лет назад +8

      Mr.Krabs approves

    • @superberend
      @superberend 5 лет назад +9

      yeah kinda suprised there was no :update: we informed a gov agency and ill be getting xxx dollaz

    • @agenti4734
      @agenti4734 5 лет назад +2

      Oh god. That dude is gonna be f***ed

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +3466

    Like if Billie Eilish caught you off guard

  • @thatoneniceguy408
    @thatoneniceguy408 5 лет назад +1540

    Boss: you're fired
    Me: *pulls out uno
    Reverse card*
    Boss: get the f**k out of my office.
    Guys it didnt work my boss just thought I was crazy.

    • @Sombres
      @Sombres 5 лет назад +72

      should have activated mirror force

    • @thatoneniceguy408
      @thatoneniceguy408 5 лет назад +56

      @@Sombres Danm your right I dont have that card in my deck yet though

    • @abyanhilmyahmady8470
      @abyanhilmyahmady8470 5 лет назад +5

      lol

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 5 лет назад +21

      YOU'VE JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!

    • @thatoneniceguy408
      @thatoneniceguy408 5 лет назад +20

      @@scottwpilgrim FOOL YOU ACTIVATED MY GOD CARD, THIS ONE CONTERS THE EFFECTS OF TRAP CARDS.

  • @eroraf8637
    @eroraf8637 5 лет назад +447

    Ahh, sweet malicious compliance. In a funny way, it's more satisfying than pro revenge because the victim basically screws himself.

    • @BattGaming
      @BattGaming 3 года назад +4

      ^^^^this. Exactly this. This is why I love malicious compliance.

    • @brokencookie1
      @brokencookie1 3 года назад +2

      It’s the best

    • @joesteadman343
      @joesteadman343 3 года назад +2

      The old "step on a shovel" trick.

  • @andrewchan5909
    @andrewchan5909 5 лет назад +1602

    2 seconds of music from bad guy
    RUclips: DEMONETISED!

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +1033

    J Jonah Jamison: You're fired!
    Woman: But that party.
    J Jonah Jamison: Oh, you're unfired I need you.

  • @bennettfrazier1742
    @bennettfrazier1742 5 лет назад +630

    "She WAS pi-" *ad for pregnancy test* that...was scary

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 4 года назад +17

      Google knows all...

    • @beenv.
      @beenv. 4 года назад +40

      I got an ad about vaping after that moment lol.
      “She was pi- *VAPING* “

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 4 года назад +8

      I got an ad for a video game that the creature froze a guy to his desk...lol

    • @tyseeber3070
      @tyseeber3070 4 года назад +12

      She was 3.14

    • @kabutoyakushi9739
      @kabutoyakushi9739 4 года назад +5

      Damn, I didn't get an ad lmao

  • @Owen_loves_Butters
    @Owen_loves_Butters 4 года назад +461

    Manager: I will NOT pay you for overtime.
    Workers: *don’t work overtime*
    Manager: WHY AREN’T YOU WORKING OVERTIME?

    • @cathylin6140
      @cathylin6140 3 года назад +2

      100th like

    • @ivantillett
      @ivantillett 3 года назад +2

      Thoughts on comp time?

    • @fliegendeluftwaffeli835
      @fliegendeluftwaffeli835 3 года назад +2

      hypocrite level yes
      loyalty level yes

    • @NickSteffen
      @NickSteffen 11 месяцев назад

      @@ivantillett Depend on whether you actually get to use it. I think it works pretty well if you have to use it in a week or two as they end up short staffing themselves if they overwork people.

  • @zariahknight2339
    @zariahknight2339 5 лет назад +533

    Im the bad guy working fewer sales guy helping caroline-i making bob mad guy
    Im the *baaaad* guy
    9:07

    • @dwang663
      @dwang663 5 лет назад +52

      I'm that bad type, making my boss mad type, make caroline glad type, slacking just a tad type

    • @asssmacked5943
      @asssmacked5943 5 лет назад +24

      _Duh_
      DADA DA DADADADA
      DADA DA DADADADA
      DADA DA DADADADA

    • @gangbanger42
      @gangbanger42 5 лет назад +9

      Zariah knight *Duh*

    • @gangbanger42
      @gangbanger42 5 лет назад +7

      A S S S M A C K E D nice name.....

    • @lets_ellili5173
      @lets_ellili5173 5 лет назад +3

      I was going to rewrite bad guy but.... yeah not gonna happen, I'm too lazy & not creative enough

  • @migueeeelet
    @migueeeelet 5 лет назад +373

    There's nothing like having a crucial employee unhappy and then deciding to fire them...
    Nothing that kills companies as fast as that.

    • @BreadMan434
      @BreadMan434 5 лет назад +31

      Nobody:
      Absolutely nobody at all:
      New Manager: YoUr bEsT wOrKeR iS dOiNg iT wRoNg, I'm fIrInG hIm

    • @TechnoMageB5
      @TechnoMageB5 5 лет назад +28

      Such managers really think "everyone is replaceable".
      The last 3 jobs I left, all of them were all but begging me to stay. One even admitted to me (surprisingly) a year after I left that the department I ran "just isn't at the same level without me". (Several of his clients tried to recruit me to be their service guy so as to dump him, I refused due to contract terms prohibiting such action.)

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet 5 лет назад +10

      @@TechnoMageB5 Such managers should be replaced then :)

    • @TechnoMageB5
      @TechnoMageB5 5 лет назад +11

      @@migueeeelet One was the business owner. He no longer has that company. Surprised?

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet 5 лет назад +4

      @@TechnoMageB5 Bwahahah, that's great

  • @pixelatedbowtie
    @pixelatedbowtie 5 лет назад +643

    r/Slash: duh
    Also r/Slash: *inserts billie eilish bad guy*
    (That was beautiful-)

    • @Liz-ps1qe
      @Liz-ps1qe 5 лет назад

      flowers are pretty it truly was

    • @isopodcrane
      @isopodcrane 5 лет назад

      Yes 😆

    • @ccdxem
      @ccdxem 5 лет назад +2

      More like painful, probably the worst moment of this chanel's history.

    • @Liz-ps1qe
      @Liz-ps1qe 5 лет назад +7

      Luke Chevalier nah the best I think ur confused

    • @lettuce3113
      @lettuce3113 5 лет назад

      What time stamp was that

  • @lar7607
    @lar7607 5 лет назад +548

    rSlash: I will censor out "crap" because it is a "bad word"
    Also rSlash: DOUCHBAG

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 5 лет назад +23

      rSlash is the best thing I never knew I needed.

    • @ninjiinc.8883
      @ninjiinc.8883 5 лет назад +13

      rSlash: your profile picture

    • @HeyIts_B_A_618
      @HeyIts_B_A_618 5 лет назад +16

      He also allows dick, dickhead, piss, pissed, pissy...among others. God forbid the word CRAP or SEX is mentioned. What a potty mouth.

    • @ceice2248
      @ceice2248 5 лет назад +6

      He has said shit, and bitch before, that I know of

    • @matthewzablocki5310
      @matthewzablocki5310 5 лет назад +9

      Douchebags are sold in stores so technically not a swear.

  • @Roedburn
    @Roedburn 5 лет назад +84

    Hearing these stories just reaffirms to me how great my boss is.
    Other bosses: get angry for showing up a few minutes late due to circumstances beyond control and show no appreciation to the worker who puts in dozens of extra hours covering other employees.
    My boss: super grateful I stayed an hour late to get out one last delivery, so he gives me two free Cinemark passes he had since I was off the next day and was already planning on seeing a movie with my brother.

    • @fliegendeluftwaffeli835
      @fliegendeluftwaffeli835 3 года назад +6

      damn bro, i love your boss

    • @sage5296
      @sage5296 Год назад

      fr fr, all the managers at the store i work at presently are fantastic and i’m hella grateful for it

  • @MdHossain-ve5kb
    @MdHossain-ve5kb 5 лет назад +167

    You don’t yell at your freaking staff member that ALWAYS comes early and ALWAYS stays late IN HIS PERSONAL TIME to help YOUR job be easier and YOUR staff be happier.
    You only tell off members that ALWAYS comes in late and NEVER comes in on time.

    • @happyblt624
      @happyblt624 4 года назад +3

      but what if i wanna

    • @Tay20
      @Tay20 4 года назад +7

      @@happyblt624 then good employee will probably leave :(

    • @happyblt624
      @happyblt624 4 года назад +1

      >:)))))

    • @AbyssalPrince
      @AbyssalPrince 2 года назад

      * arson charges in progress *

    • @dougodyssey50
      @dougodyssey50 Месяц назад

      ​@@AbyssalPrince laughs in Milton Waddams.

  • @agentj2012
    @agentj2012 5 лет назад +176

    rSlash: **plays 3 second music clip**
    *RUclips:* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE **demonetized**

    • @fliegendeluftwaffeli835
      @fliegendeluftwaffeli835 3 года назад +1

      youtube: sees a 0.000000000000001 second of rickroll
      also youtube: BaN THisA ViDEo NoW

  • @penguinmaster7
    @penguinmaster7 5 лет назад +357

    "you're getting mugged kid!"
    "no, YOU'RE getting mugged!"
    "AAAAH How the hell does that even work!?"

  • @hanifhalimi
    @hanifhalimi 5 лет назад +133

    4:20
    so it is true. people notice the one bad thing that you do/did but never appreciate the good things you've done.

    • @hardgay7537
      @hardgay7537 5 лет назад +8

      From experience, they notice - after you switch departments or jobs. I used to be the best in my old department (not going into specifics because internet) which some of my bosses acknowledged and others didn't give a fuck about. Sorry to the ones that were cool to me, because now that I'm in the back front end has completely gone to shit and I'm not there to carry their weight. Besides, I'm better suited to my current position.
      I don't believe in karma, but man, reality pecker smacking oblivious assholes feels _good_ sometimes.

    • @Xershade
      @Xershade 5 лет назад +8

      I frequently do this in games, if someone complains about me I just STOP. Kind of funny when they come screaming for their healer to PLEASE HEAL THEM after they accused me of "not being a good healer, I could heal myself better lol."

    • @pig1114
      @pig1114 5 лет назад +2

      Hehe 420

    • @jmackpa30
      @jmackpa30 5 лет назад

      4:20, hmmmmm?

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 5 лет назад +4

      Not always, for example:
      Worker: *is always late and doesn't do anything right*
      Boss: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
      Worker: *finally does something right*
      Boss: WELL DONE YOUR THE WORKER OF THE MONTH
      Other workers: Excuse me, what?

  • @hawkz3613
    @hawkz3613 5 лет назад +121

    "You're fired."
    *slowly pulls out uno reverse card*

  • @illyGalSloth
    @illyGalSloth 4 года назад +26

    12:14 I feel so bad for this guy, he didn't deserve that.... And also the other people who got rejected for having good applications.

    • @ashdriscoll392
      @ashdriscoll392 2 года назад +5

      At least OP saved him (and the others) from having to work at a toxic company.

    • @Sunshineattacks3
      @Sunshineattacks3 Год назад

      Yea I felt the same way

  • @rainbow8213
    @rainbow8213 5 лет назад +51

    When he said “Duhhh”, I felt that.

  • @lucasalexander6298
    @lucasalexander6298 5 лет назад +151

    2 sec of bad guy
    RUclips: Wait, that’s illegal

    • @rks3502
      @rks3502 5 лет назад

      Lucas,your icon or whatever ya wan na call it is how i look excatly in fortnite
      And in real life lol

  • @calibursatsujin3112
    @calibursatsujin3112 5 лет назад +76

    "i've been a lurker here"
    hermeous mora: *sweats anxiously*

    • @perseus5656
      @perseus5656 5 лет назад +2

      Miraak laughs uncontrollably

    • @perseus5656
      @perseus5656 5 лет назад +2

      @@calibursatsujin3112 "you have committed crimes against skyrim and her people what do you say in your defense"

    • @perseus5656
      @perseus5656 5 лет назад

      @@calibursatsujin3112 sir your bounty is 5000 gold you murdered Nazeem and his family

    • @perseus5656
      @perseus5656 5 лет назад

      @@calibursatsujin3112 I actually never did this option so I dont know the generic guard answer sorry to dissapoint

    • @perseus5656
      @perseus5656 5 лет назад

      @@calibursatsujin3112 I've been on those factions every play thru except with my paladin and I never got caught so I guess that has something to do with it

  • @kyia_5027
    @kyia_5027 5 лет назад +44

    When I started the video, I had the speed at 2x... Basically I was freaking out for about 10 seconds and then realized it..

  • @nickbasedow9429
    @nickbasedow9429 4 года назад +49

    Anyone else feel bad for Caroline? I feel like she may have lost her job bc the company may have gone under

    • @jdb2002
      @jdb2002 3 года назад +9

      She had a 2 week notice that she turned in the same time OP was fired

    • @RobMedellin
      @RobMedellin 2 года назад +1

      @@jdb2002 I was confused if Carl and Caroline were one and the same, strange...

    • @reffk5306
      @reffk5306 2 года назад +1

      @@RobMedellin carl during the day, caroline during the night

  • @Stricken-Zero
    @Stricken-Zero 5 лет назад +117

    *Person 1: You’re fired!*
    *Person 2: Nobelium Uranium*

    • @jenniferpembrooke9140
      @jenniferpembrooke9140 5 лет назад +20

      What do you do with a dead chemist?
      Barium

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr 5 лет назад +4

      There are things that go right over my head...often! So often IAM forced to admit to being Blonde...but I love when I get something that R/slashwoosh

    • @billyjoe9084
      @billyjoe9084 5 лет назад +1

      Stop being underrated, ugh.

    • @JustAGooseman
      @JustAGooseman 5 лет назад +2

      @@lifewuzonceezr Did you include the word "slash" in R/wooosh.

    • @BasicallyIIINobody
      @BasicallyIIINobody 5 лет назад +1

      Shut up Nickel Gallium

  • @gen7928
    @gen7928 5 лет назад +39

    R/slash: Duhhh
    Billie Eillish: ****shook****

  • @Timtam9000
    @Timtam9000 5 лет назад +246

    Why didn't you use Seth Everman's Bad Guy?
    Embrace the meme

    • @wahyudyatmika5119
      @wahyudyatmika5119 5 лет назад +11

      It doesnt have anything to do with the video. Rslash only used the song because of the 'duhh' thing

    • @bhlueprint
      @bhlueprint 5 лет назад +1

      You have sardonyx in your name and I am a fan of Steven Universe

    • @confuzedgraphite
      @confuzedgraphite 5 лет назад +4

      Dyatmika. ...it’s the same song bud, it’s a meme-y cover

    • @damiensileven5750
      @damiensileven5750 5 лет назад

      @@confuzedgraphite thats great but this is a channel about op original poster, who originaly made the song? oh yes thats right Billie eilish not seth everman. while seth is some what good to listien to i think most everyone perfer's hearing ov original version aka op.

    • @confuzedgraphite
      @confuzedgraphite 5 лет назад

      Damien Sileven dude chill, all I was doing was explaining to the other person what a cover was. I don’t really care who wrote the song, it’s over played as hell and Seth’s version is at least a bit of a change. Billies doing well for herself, but frankly if I have to hear that damn song again I think I’ll scream.

  • @goncalorocha5500
    @goncalorocha5500 5 лет назад +17

    "I'm firing you!"
    "uno_reverse_card.png"
    "wait, that's illegal"

  • @CrazySpongebob
    @CrazySpongebob 5 лет назад +43

    You missed the perfect title. “You’re fired!” “No U.”

  • @nenaddgo1
    @nenaddgo1 5 лет назад +15

    Bob:Your fired.
    OP:*pulls out a pack reverse card*No YoU
    Bob:Noooooooooo!!!

  • @aivanther
    @aivanther 5 лет назад +18

    That last one is flirting with a Department of Labor fine...

  • @rensreviews1347
    @rensreviews1347 5 лет назад +7

    Boss:Your Fired!
    Worker:*Whips out Monopoly Draw Cancel Card* WRONG

  • @ericamerson9473
    @ericamerson9473 5 лет назад +10

    Man I really like watching this channel. You keep it family friendly and your voices are basically the perfect choices for the characters. Keep up the great content as we all read the satisfaction of idiots getting what they deserve.

  • @noahheatley1615
    @noahheatley1615 5 лет назад +23

    Always snapping at me
    *Thanos Snaps out of existence*

  • @sean11
    @sean11 5 лет назад +338

    *looks at all the comments about Uno reverse*
    *sigh*
    the Snap was supposed to kill you!
    edit:holllyyyyyy damnnnn thaannkk yooouuu all forr theee likkeesss loveee y'all!1!!1!!!!!!

    • @ioannaelia7548
      @ioannaelia7548 5 лет назад +2

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 5 лет назад +3

      Holds up reverse card

    • @zyshock
      @zyshock 5 лет назад +2

      Sean Boggs the snap was undone in Endgame 🤦‍♂️

    • @deathstroke6969
      @deathstroke6969 5 лет назад +3

      If you want to know who your real friends are, *play UNO*!!!

    • @msterious7710
      @msterious7710 5 лет назад +3

      @@zyshock thats why the said it was suppose to kill u

  • @DanielTheReal
    @DanielTheReal 5 лет назад +8

    Angry employee: *gets mad me for not using the drive tru*
    Me: *DRIVES THROUGH RESTARAUNT*

  • @sparklelover48
    @sparklelover48 5 лет назад +7

    Nobody:
    Manager: You start at 7 you finish at 7

  • @Roamingfirebat
    @Roamingfirebat 5 лет назад +29

    My manager story. 3 years ago
    I had a manager that tried to make me work on the weekends that I was off I think he was the manger for the area I worked in ( I’m perfectly fine working on weekends as long as I get paid )
    And if I did work the weekend He said I would get overtime but I don’t think he wanted to pay me. ( I think he disliked me for some reason )
    I worked all of April I think 🤔
    One day I happened to see the owner of the company and then I asked if working on weekends would give me overtime.
    The conversation went like this.
    Me: hello mr owner can I ask you something.
    Owner: sure what is it.
    Me: dose working on weekends give me overtime?
    Owner: yeah
    Me: ok I worked everyday last month and I don’t think I was paid for it.
    Owner: ok I’ll look into it.
    Apparently this happened to me and three other workers.
    I guess the owner asked the people that worked on the weekends to make sure we weren’t making it up and thankfully they didn’t forget about me coming in to help out.
    In the end I don’t know what happened to the manager but me and the other workers got paid and we were all happy.
    Ask me questions if you want I’ll try to answer them.
    If YT let’s me know

  • @jacksonhobbs3237
    @jacksonhobbs3237 5 лет назад +46

    Boss:Your fired
    Guy:NANI?!
    *Takes out uno reverse card*
    Guy:NO U
    Edit:Dam thx for the likes

    • @bananatorpedo275
      @bananatorpedo275 5 лет назад +2

      +4 for using your instead of you’re(`_´)ゞ

    • @bananatorpedo275
      @bananatorpedo275 5 лет назад +1

      Several people are typing......

    • @Ldgghgf
      @Ldgghgf 5 лет назад

      Doulingo Bird lol dead ass meme

  • @rachelpuntil3794
    @rachelpuntil3794 5 лет назад +8

    Congratulations to all managers that are managers!
    Except the ones we just saw

  • @cheetachug
    @cheetachug 5 лет назад +6

    Manager: i will promote u to costumer
    Employee: no u *PULLS OUT REVERSE CARD*

  • @mizstories9646
    @mizstories9646 3 года назад +4

    These stories remind me that I need to thank my boss for being so great. I am so fracking lucky, damn some of these stories have literally criminally bad managers/supervisors.

  • @JEDIPrincess12
    @JEDIPrincess12 4 года назад +1

    "Duh"
    Proceeds to play "Bad Guy".
    Love you R/Slash 💛😂

  • @jordanchandler2857
    @jordanchandler2857 5 лет назад +37

    Us in aus get this at night. Still better then sleeping

    • @kKhanMC
      @kKhanMC 5 лет назад

      We Asians feel you brother

  • @ImaniWoodward
    @ImaniWoodward 5 лет назад +7

    I busted out laughing at the Billie Eilish part 😂😂😂

  • @Tarn_DJD
    @Tarn_DJD Год назад +3

    I’ve listened to this a few times but it reminded me of a story of a terrible boss I had once. When I was 17 and still in high school (USA), I was always obviously in school full time and I also had a job after where I’d work until about 6:30-7:30 and then another job after that where I’d work until about 10-10:30. When I started the second job I told the boss I could only work until about 10 at the latest, to which she agreed. It was an exposition center and one of the shows went on till midnight. Seeing as how I was 17 and wanted to get some sleep before school the next day, I was expecting to get off at the normal time. I got moved to a register halfway through my shift and the way it was set up, my booth was one of the last to be shut down for the night. Around 9:30 ish rolls around and the cash runner is stopping by to refill my register and I ask about me being closed soon and she told me she knew nothing about it and she’d ask the boss. I hear nothing for over an hour and keep trying to get ahold of my boss but nothing. I didn’t care about this job as it was for only some extra income plus it was a horrible place to work so I was about ready to just walk out. At one point after trying to reach out constantly, she said over the walkie talkie “someone come close Matt’s drawer because he has a bed time” in such a condescending voice it pissed me off. Mind you that every other manager and person with a radio heard it and there was also a radio at every other booth for emergencies so they all heard it too. Ik looking back it’s not as bad as other stories but I was 17, tired, angry etc. to this day she’s one of the worst managers I ever had.

  • @jeffreyaguilar8028
    @jeffreyaguilar8028 5 лет назад +7

    “He really was a nice guy” I mean obviously, 😂 they are called r/niceguys for a reason.

  • @loverofawesomeness1
    @loverofawesomeness1 3 года назад +5

    I feel bad for all the good candidates weeded out by the OP (in the story around the 12 min mark) 😅

    • @alexforce9
      @alexforce9 2 года назад +1

      They got lucky - they would have to work under a bad manager and to try to do their job while someone who doesnt understand their job criticize them. And then - to probably get the blame and get fired when the shit hits the fan.

  • @mommamia794
    @mommamia794 5 лет назад +8

    Got fired for calling in when I was high on morphine. It wasn't a good job so I wasn't upset. Good Job r/slash

  • @snakedragon58
    @snakedragon58 5 лет назад +5

    Boss: You're Fired cause of old age!
    You: No U!
    Boss: Uno reverse card
    You: :O

  • @holywater9142
    @holywater9142 5 лет назад +5

    Me: listening to reddit videos while cleaning.
    *Starts to hear the duh*
    NOOO NOT AGAIN

  • @robertbarth1362
    @robertbarth1362 14 часов назад

    Boss: "You're fired." Me:"What makes you think I care?" "I was lookin' for a job when I came here,and I'll be lookin' for a job when I leave."

  • @wandrinyew
    @wandrinyew 3 года назад

    "I don't work there anymore. I wonder how he's doing."
    No you don't, LOL

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 5 лет назад +8

    I don't like the whole "i'm going to waste the time of people searching for a job just to get revenge on my boss" But other than that it was a nice story

    • @rishabhanand4973
      @rishabhanand4973 4 года назад +1

      eh, he probably did them a favor. they dodged a bullet by not working for bob. and if any of them were hired, they probably would have lost the job shortly after.

  • @Tyclone
    @Tyclone 5 лет назад +5

    So I had this one boss.... *Long story incoming!* For some background I took this job working "7am-5pm" day one I show up at 7. Boss ask why I got there at 7 saying they needed me there at 6.. I showed him my paperwork and the job posting I had applied for. He said well I know you start at 7 but we really need you here at 6. Happy to have a job i started showing up at 6. A few extra hours a week is just some extra money i thought. I ended up getting promoted in only about 3 weeks to shipping. The old shipper came in at 7 and left at 5 every single day so I was very happy that this promotion would get me my promised hours back. Sadly my boss gave me no pay raise "because I was so new to the company" but promised me an $8 raise when my 1 year came around. *Remember that part* it comes back around. So I take my new position and start coming at 7. Boss ask why I'm not coming in at 6 anymore. I explain but ultimately they just "really needed me there at 6" So I went in at 6. On top of this UPS drop was contractually obligated to deliver to us before 10am but always ALWAYS delivered more so around 4 or 5 (that's when my shift ends) and I would have to stay for another 2-3 hours every single day processing the late shipments. (I understand this may happen sometimes. But every single day!?!? I asked one of my co workers who'd been there for years how can we get UPS to deliver when they are supposed to (if ups drops late we dont pay them shipping btw) that employee told me that our manager needs to call them. This happens all the time and in the past the manager would call ups and they would deliver on time for a couple of months. Start dropping late again, manger called again, start dropping on time again and around and around this cycle goes. I found out via other employees this is indeed the case and our manager really shouldve called them already because I had been putting in and extra 3-4 hours a day for months now. I spoke with my manager (he didnt like confrontation) and he said "I don't want to damage our relationship with ups by complaining and plus we dont get charged if they drop late" I tell him I understand that but I hired on to a job working 7am-5pm and pretty much never worked those hours. I worked 6am-8pm pretty much daily. He said he would see what he could (and never did anything) I dealt with this for a lot longer than I should've because I knew at the end of the year my pay was going up $8 per hour and that would make all the BS and overtime worth it. About 7 months into this job my boss tells me he needs me in at 5:30 instead of 6. (I'm starting to hate my life now and my wife is getting fed up with all this crap also adding stress to both of our at home lifes) But I do it. I start at 5:30am now. Complain about ups several more times over the next few months. Boss never does anything about it. Boss ask me to come in at 5am and I outright tell him not a chance in hell and let him know just how I feel about that crap. I still start at 5:30. My 1 year is getting close now si I start reminding my boss about my raise. He keeps saying I will get it but dances around that $8 number and never confirms it again. 2 weeks before my one year I had a sit down with him. Tell him directly to tell me what raise I'm getting in two weeks. He trys like hell to dance around it but I tell him NUMBER MAN. WHATS THE NUMBER!? This fool looks me dead in the eyes and tells me "I'm sry but our head office will only let us give a 50 cent raise per year to any employee." I am pissed. After all of this 50 cents!?!? No way in hell!! I tell him 2 weeks from today I will have an 8 dollar raise and he will have called ups to fix the daily late drop issue otherwise he can consider this right now my 2 weeks notice. He kicks his boots together looking down and says "Nah man you wouldnt leave us man. You're messing around with me man. Nah man etc" I assure him I'm very serious and write it out in a letter for him to keep. 2 weeks later to the day I tell him todays the day. Pay raise and ups call before I leave or I'm not coming back. He repeats the "nah man" boot kicking thing he did before. And I assure him I'm very serious. The day comes and goes and the manager never even spoke to me again that day (trying to avoid the issue) I left there at 5 that day with all the undone shipping sitting there drive directly to the previous job I had before this one and got rehired the second I walked in. Next day went to work there. 2 months later I get a letter in the mail from my crap employer saying I was let go for no showing..... THIS STILL MAKES ME INSANELY MAD! Anyway that's my crappy boss story. This company also gave me a free voucher for a bbq sandwich for my Christmas bonus. Putting in those hours 5:30am-7 or 8pm daily and they give me a bbq sandwich. F that place.

  • @dsi1880
    @dsi1880 5 лет назад +8

    Hell yeah love your videos man keep up the awesome work

  • @ThatsMyVave
    @ThatsMyVave 2 года назад

    9:07 this is the 1st-2nd time I’ve heard you do something offtopic during a story. PLEASE keep doing those in the future I beg you 😂

  • @thetourminator
    @thetourminator 4 года назад

    Bob is the bad guy (9:06) ..... duhhhhh. LMFAO at that sound effect inserted there.

  • @jorgeduran6070
    @jorgeduran6070 5 лет назад +16

    How many trains out of commission; Alot

  • @pandababes3531
    @pandababes3531 5 лет назад +7

    Why is there 119, “First” lmao

  • @sunnyday5360
    @sunnyday5360 5 лет назад +4

    I'm glad your channel exists. I'm too lazy to read Reddit myself lol. Keep up the good work 👌

  • @sophiechen4874
    @sophiechen4874 4 года назад

    LMAO I heard 'Bad Guy' and I thought it was an ad, so I started jamming to it and then proceeded to laugh so hard when I realize it wasn't.

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean 5 лет назад +1

    Awwwww, he used his sweet sweet payout to take his girlfriend on vacation and proposed to her? Omg, that was just the cherry on top of this story. That's so awesome. Best of luck to them both

  • @SgtIronbeak
    @SgtIronbeak 4 года назад +3

    Carl...
    Carl, that's just evil, man. I love it.

  • @fififoeface5890
    @fififoeface5890 5 лет назад +5

    Rslash almost all the people at my school watch your channel. ☺️♡

  • @duckie4655
    @duckie4655 5 лет назад +18

    Night shifts scare me...I blame the kids from second grade showing my five nights at Freddy's (fnaf)
    Btw I head that clip that u added in from "bad guy" by Billie Eilish XD

    • @sjakierulez
      @sjakierulez 5 лет назад +2

      Are you even old enough for night shifts?

    • @courtneyjackson6489
      @courtneyjackson6489 5 лет назад

      @@sjakierulez I doubt it

    • @duckie4655
      @duckie4655 5 лет назад +1

      @@sjakierulez nope! XD just planning my furture

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 5 лет назад

      I’m more so scared of night shifts bc of spirits lol. I don’t wanna accidentally work in a spooky ass place, y’know? 💀💀

  • @casekocsk
    @casekocsk 5 лет назад +1

    There are saying "never works (or do business) with your family", and unfortunately it's very true. The last case is one of them.

  • @RazzBeri1
    @RazzBeri1 3 года назад +1

    Rslash: “Duhhh”
    Me: *sunflower dance*

  • @docsdementedworld3651
    @docsdementedworld3651 5 лет назад +5

    ooo OH, Bob you F@#King fool!🤣 love the videos R SLASH! 🖖

  • @SolarEclipse-po7iu
    @SolarEclipse-po7iu 5 лет назад +4

    I LOVE that you made a Billie Eilish reference.

    • @stryg0i68
      @stryg0i68 5 лет назад

      Who's Billie Eilish?

  • @B4rry16
    @B4rry16 5 лет назад +4

    Please do a prorevenge of "A unique way to share your money among your heirs in a way that is actually fair" by u/hicctl
    It is one of the best Ive ever read.

  • @xtremetuberVII
    @xtremetuberVII 5 лет назад

    FINALLY! A Human BEING reading this story out, with commentary, and EMOTION!

  • @aubreyjane6659
    @aubreyjane6659 5 лет назад +2

    You made me choke on my lunch with that Billie Eilish interlude!!!!

  • @mistaisnotamused3285
    @mistaisnotamused3285 5 лет назад +8

    There's a typo in your thumbnail/title,
    It should be "No u"

  • @babeybleu.2315
    @babeybleu.2315 5 лет назад +5

    91 likes and no views.RUclips's drunk again.

  • @wamas1234
    @wamas1234 5 лет назад +8

    R/Entitled Beggars should be a subreddit

    • @John-tp6fs
      @John-tp6fs 5 лет назад

      Its called r/choosingbeggars look it up

    • @wamas1234
      @wamas1234 5 лет назад

      @@John-tp6fs I meant a mix between Entitled parents and Choosing Beggars

    • @John-tp6fs
      @John-tp6fs 5 лет назад

      @@wamas1234 still r/choosingbeggars as there is still parents begging for free stuff on there.

  • @IhasCupQuakeRealm
    @IhasCupQuakeRealm 4 года назад +1

    9:07
    You my friend, are the best👌👌👌

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 5 лет назад

    That last one, "...but he's also my uncle." And he works in IT, meaning... A Code Monkey's Uncle!

  • @dudeski486
    @dudeski486 5 лет назад +4

    In every post with workers in it the workers are like: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."

  • @BraxtonKovary
    @BraxtonKovary 5 лет назад +4

    When I heard Billie Eilish, I grinned 😁

  • @TheBlueBread
    @TheBlueBread 5 лет назад +18

    -T-series- Rslash: The new fastest growing RUclips channel.

  • @Nameless_mixes
    @Nameless_mixes 4 года назад

    That last post also fits in perfectly with r/entitledparents 😂

  • @SaitoHimea
    @SaitoHimea Год назад +1

    The Bob story:
    I felt bad for the guy who was ask a difficult question just to fail even tho qualified for the job but was able to dodge the Bob bullet and the guy who was hired but paid to take the bullet 🤣

  • @piotrfila3684
    @piotrfila3684 5 лет назад +4

    *duh*
    in my mind we are number one theme plays instead, because seth everman is the best

  • @longsopheakhem326
    @longsopheakhem326 5 лет назад +25

    I am suing you for posting too early. I demand 100k dollars for traumatizing me . I expect it sent to me directly.

  • @jem4068
    @jem4068 5 лет назад +6

    Anyone in Australia at 11:00 at night

  • @reginadickson2689
    @reginadickson2689 5 лет назад +1

    I have one-I was 16 working at McDonalds. My boyfriend was built, rode a motorcycle and looked like he ate glass for lunch. I’ve always had a great work ethic and more than willing to cover, stay late, whatever was needed. One day right as lunch rush is beginning my boss, Warren, decided it would be a great time to dress me down in front of 75+ customers and all of my coworkers, for some imaginary slight or undone task. At that point I had had it with him being abusive to me. I closed my drawer clocked out and started to walk out when all but two other workers quit on the spot with me. He was left with two incompetents and himself. He followed me out demanding I come back. My boyfriend was sitting there already on his bike. He was coming for lunch. Till this day I “kind of” feel bad but Warren holding the bag-the burgers, fries, machines, demands, needs and orders was just a beautiful sight to behold. And better yet when ten other workers quit with me!! You reap what you sow, Warren!!

  • @shemarr3305
    @shemarr3305 5 лет назад +3

    this video should be called"You're Fired!" "No... *Reverse uno card*"

  • @tjelon3612
    @tjelon3612 5 лет назад +3

    Haha at around the nine minute mark when it played the song I was suuper confused lol

  • @MrBlaze5505
    @MrBlaze5505 5 лет назад +11

    in before r/slash gets claimed for using about a second of 'Bad Guy'

    • @xy.
      @xy. 5 лет назад

      rSlash* not fucking rSlashSlash

  • @leilagotspaz
    @leilagotspaz 5 лет назад

    Gave a genuine laugh at the Billy Elish joke, keep it up!

  • @Brawthena
    @Brawthena 5 лет назад

    That music break was beautiful. Listening to this at work, broke out into dance.

  • @7drag0n
    @7drag0n 5 лет назад +3

    "YOURE FIRED"
    "no u"

  • @aidencox7322
    @aidencox7322 5 лет назад +8

    Yeet
    Edit: the first yeet

  • @arabrownie1
    @arabrownie1 5 лет назад +4

    I should get all the comment likes, because my daughter deserves them, in fact rslash should have to give me all his subscribers because I’ve been watching him since 180k

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch 5 лет назад +1

    I'm sensing a theme here, so many of these MC stories involve IT or troubleshooting businesses

  • @DreadnoughtCyro
    @DreadnoughtCyro 5 лет назад

    I would really like to see more entitled bosses! They amuse me the most.

  • @toasterbathbombs139
    @toasterbathbombs139 5 лет назад +18

    What I thought about the title
    “You’re breathtaking!” “No...YOU’RE BREATHTAKING !”

  • @19TheFallen
    @19TheFallen 5 лет назад +3

    This honestly reminds me of something that happened to an uncle of mine a few years back......He used to work at a hotel in a chain of hotels. He started out in a more average position, but his good work ethics and charming personality quickly elevated him up the ladder. Soon, he was made employee of the year and given the position of the manager in the hotel he started working at. After a year of managing that one, his higher ups told him they were planning to build a new hotel, and asked him if he wanted to manage that one. They offered to pay all of the expenses of moving to the location where the new hotel was being built, and offered him a raise if he would. Naturally, he accepted. He moved to the site, oversaw the construction of the new hotel and personally interviewed and handpicked the other people who would be working there. So, the hotel gets built, he ran it for a couple of years, practically all of the customers who stayed there gave it *very* positive reviews, stating that it was one of the best hotels in the chain, if not *the best* hotel in the chain on account of the friendly staff....Enter the problematic part of his job.....So, he gets a call from one of his higher ups.....They tell him they have a problem on their hands......One of their hotels is struggling, and close to going under. The manager of this hotel was an absolute witch, from what I understand.....Unfriendly, discourteous, and rather unhelpful towards her customers and had one of those "I could care less about their problems!" type of attitudes towards them. They wanted him to come manage that hotel, but they didn't want to fire her, though, for......reasons that are unknown to me, yet *baffle* me to this day! So, she was demoted to his assistant manager. Within a year, he had that hotel turned around. He fired all of the unhelpful staff, hired people who genuinely seemed to care about their work and got it up and running.....But the former manager just wouldn't let it go, and harbored a genuine resentment against my uncle! She filed false charges against him that resulted in him being fired, and her regaining her position as the manager of that hotel. Again, let's go over my uncle's history: Hard working, employee of the year and successful manager of not one, not two, but *three* hotels, and they fired *him* over a low-life waste of flesh who was on the verge of running the one hotel she managed into the ground! Within a few months, my uncle found another job.......and then, he got the inevitable call.......His former higher ups were calling him to *beg* him to return to his job. Apparently, the manager had fired all of the staff he had hired, rehired the former staff and the hotel was right back where it was before my uncle had turned it around.....if not worse! They told him they had finally seen her for what she was, and had let her go.....The job was his, if he wanted it. My uncle just chuckled and said "I worked for you for all those years.....I poured my heart and soul into the job, and you fired me on the word of an employee who could care less about your chain and was only in it for the money......I would be a fool to return!" He then hung up on them. Now, the karma part.......The chain was forced to close the hotel that was run into the ground by the incompetent manager a couple of months later. They were losing money hand over fist due to it. Once my uncle had called his former coworkers at the other hotels he worked in and managed to tell them what had happened to him, they were so ticked, they quit their jobs, resulting in those hotels going under. Eventually, due to poor management, the whole chain started to bleed money, forcing them to close all of their hotels.

    • @stixoimatizontas
      @stixoimatizontas Год назад +1

      Wonderful story with such a lovely outcome.
      First of all, regarding the shitty manager, the reason they didn't want to fire her, we both know very well, IF we want to be honest. She was too good with her lips; maybe with other parts of her body, as well. As for the company making stupid moves, such as firing or messing with precious staff, this is the signature of most companies. 9 out of 10 companies are run by incompetent and unsuitable individuals. Best case scenario, they are people who have some sort of business related degrees, if not worse (the amount of people starting their own business on a sector they have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA about is just stupid). A business degree will teach you very well on how to work with numbers by cutting corners, not how to improve said numbers through customer satisfaction and keeping you staff happy and willing to work for you. In few words, they care about how to make money day by day, but fail miserably on seeing the bigger picture. This situation is the main reason many many companies don't last too long. The only thing that keeps them going (for as long as they go) is the money they make in a world where, for the past decades, prices for all kinds of products/services have been going up but wages down. So, friendly advice, if your workplace looks like the above, do yourself a favour: Have yourself as a priority NO MATTER WHAT. Don't overwork, don't stress, don't run like a headless chicken during the shift because a manager wants one person to do work of three, four or five. Work for what you are being paid for. In the end, if you don't take care of yourself, nobody else will.
      PS: I have no business background, and still can understand such things, simply by doing 1+1. Though, I don't see how business owners or directors cannot understand...