r/ProRevenge | Lunch Thief Ate My Prescription Strength Laxatives

How Op took loose revenge on his lunch thief :)
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[@mannydavis7708]

I worked with a guy who told me about a previous job where someone kept drinking out of the big bottle of coke he kept in the staff fridge. So one day he put paint thinner in it. He got fired. So when you're trying catch the lunch thief, don't put actual poison in your food. This one definitely managed to do a good job of ass-covering.

[@brys555]

I don't think you can be found guilty of poisoning food if you accidentally put visibly moldy ingredients in your meals one time, few times or even every time...

[@TisEyerish1]

This is absolutely brilliant! I love it! Years ago, I worked in an office with 20 other people. We were all smokers. One guy never bought cigarettes, though. He bummed one cigarette from each of us throughout the course of the day. I finally got tired of it and removed a little tobacco from the end of the cigarette, put a matchhead in, then put the tobacco back. He got the message. I told everyone else in the office what I had done, and they all followed suit. It was relatively harmless, and he finally started buying his own cigarettes. Problem solved!

[@DigtialDialogues]

😂

[@AnAdorableWombat1]

Incredible cover up! That doctors script saved you from a lawsuit

[@EarthboundMisfit1274]

That is a crappy way to get revenge.

[@itsazer_]

I see what you did there

[@giggitygobbler7163]

Okay I'm going to need to go to this doctor for some cooking instructions

[@DigtialDialogues]

😁

[@seraglioborneo2803]

OP should have added ghost pepper AND laxative. Probems at both ends!

[@666toysoldier]

Old remedy, with an added twist.

[@Daleeather1975]

I had my 600ml blue power aid stolen i complained to my high school teacher and nothing was done about
it it so i wet and got a fast acting viagra from the convenience store. Lunch time my blue power aid was taken and it didn’t take long to figure out who stole it it was one
of my class mates. Then
the student was suspended for theft
for 2 weeks .

[@SunnyJulienDivine]

What background music are you using here? :)

[@chrisford7351]

Cool story

[@TrennyLopez-j6y]

Good job