OF COURSE THEY'RE JUST LOOKING TO MAKE MORE MONEY. Thats what this is, its not my company, I'm not a shareholder. You hired me to do something for X amount of hours in exchange for a certain amount of money. Thats all this is, nothing more, nothing less. We're not a family, and I don't owe you any "loyalty" beyond performing the core functions of my job.
I always hate when companies try that PR bs. You can say we're a family all you want and how you 'care' about your family and treat them well, but it's not true. We are hired workers doing a job for you for money. You do not care about us, and we know it, and we do not care about you either. We are just here for a paycheck. If we didn't need money, we wouldn't be here. The owner of the company I work for also keeps saying we're an upside-down pyramid, with him on the bottom and us lowest level employees on the top, since we're so important, the company wouldn't run without us. And how if we all got sick and died, they wouldn't be able to function. But that's only lumping us as a group. They don't care about the individual. If I got sick and died, I'd be replaced within the week, and they'd probably only have a brief mention of my passing, then work as usual. That doesn't really scream family to me.
@@MercuryA2000 my first ever job did a decent job. The pay wasn't great which is why I left. But the fact the owners of the company would do the grunt work too, was fantastic. All of the bosses (hey that was me) would hop down if needed. But unfortunately, they acted like paying a kid who has bills, and lives almost 30 minutes away (long story) about 15 an hour in the wonderful state of Colorado was a good idea. Changed jobs, but at least they offered me a position back if needed, which was nice. Money is everything in our current economy. I dont care about luxury items, but when I cant afford to eat a healthy amount. Just so I can make it to work, that's the issue
On that note. I think companies should always contribute their employees on the companies winnings not just salaries. And i don't mean only bonuses for managers
When a former boss calls you up making the accusation "Did you report me?" counter with "Am I the only person you screwed over in the last 2 years?" That ought to shut him up.
People treating the flight crew like waiters and waitresses really annoy me. They're there to keep you safe and comfortable and help you in an emergency, not to serve you and your every whim like a slave. They deserve just as much respect as the pilots.
Perhaps even more. They have to walk around even during turbulences, clean up spilled drinks or vomit, calm down people who are afraid of flying, etc. 80% of a pilot's job is just to monitor the flight so the autopilot doesn't screw up.
@@iastan Well, waiters and waitresses don't do that anyways on serving at a whim. They got other people to go to. There are surprisingly a lot of similarities to waiters and waitresses to the flight crew, but not the pilots. They got to keep flying the plane so we don't all crash.
I once had a flight attendant give me water early cause I had a massive migraine and they even gave me extra water later. They truly are underappreciated!
Man, that plane story reminded me of what I did to my friend in highschool. She was going on a senior trip to France and wanted to borrow some movies from me to watch on the flight. I gave her the first Final Destination movie.
Regarding the first story: OP is lucky. The company I used to be in had a mandatory 2 months notice, which were bound to my monthly salary: If I left after the two months, they would pay me my regular net salary; If I wanted to leave early, per contract I would be obliged to pay them two gross monthly salaries (roughly 35% larger than the net ones) if I wanted to leave within the first month or one if I wanted to leave within the second. Also, I had to work well within these two months to avoid penalties. We would also be entitled to a bonus if our KPIs looked good, but these bonuses would be taken away during the resignation period, because "you have to be a regular worker to qualify for a bonus". The money was not bad (roughly $800 a month net salary), but I hated the company because of its toxic management.
My company's similar. We must give them a one month notice. If we leave earlier we have to pay then a one month salary too. I am already thinking of leaving, the jobs sucks.
"Stop acting like the Victim, you are NOT the Victim!!" Not the Victim you say? Do you have any evidence to prove that I AM indeed the one to report you? "..............." *nod* My thought exactly. Listen mate, If I am acting as the Victim. It's because I AM the Victim. But fine, if this is the hill you want to die on. Then I suppose you wouldn't mind reporting you to the Police AND the IRS. "O.O"
In Switzerland it goes to 3 months. Depending on the fault you can have immediate termination or depending on you job having the 3 months at home paid. Ch website Periods of notice Make sure that the period of notice agreed in the employment contract was observed. If there is no written employment contract and no collective employment agreement, the period of notice is regulated by the Code of Obligations (CO). It comprises: 7 calendar days during the trial period (as of the end of any day) 1 month during the first year of service (as of the end of a given month) 2 months from the 2nd to the 9th year of service (as of the end of a given month) 3 months from the 10th year of service (as of the end of a given month) Fixed term employment contracts end on a fixed date. It is not possible to terminate a fixed-term employment contract before the stated date, unless the contract provides for an early termination or good cause exists. Employers must guarantee employees protection from termination for the duration of military, civilian or civil defence service, and in the event of illness, accident or pregnancy. Employees can still give notice during this time.
Yeah, don't these plebes know it's the company's job to make money? And it's the workers' privilege to give freely of their time and effort to the company. Ingrates!
The boss that wanted loyalty without giving a raise pisses me off. Loyalty works both ways. How can they expect loyalty if they keep letting their employees down?!
Years ago a friend of mine was going to watch a movie at the cinema He sat down in the main area for a bit then he heard screaming and crying so he looked to see a bunch of crying children and very angry adults Some of which just started berating the first employee they came across He found out that they were all there to see a animated movie (he thinks it was G-Force) but what actually started playing was a Saw movie
The first story kind of reminded me of a story I heard a while ago about a man who outsourced all his work to guys in India for like 1/4 of what the company was paying him and he just sat browsing reddit all day and he was doing it for and it took them months to even realise because the guys he hired were doing such a great job making the software I can't remember what it was that he did for them to find out lol but he ended up getting fired for it
At least she didn't choose "Alive". You know, the one where the plane crashed in the snowy mountains and some of the surviving passenger had to EAT the others to continue surviving. LOL
Don’t know if other airlines do this. But if you pick “airplane” as a movie on a Qantas flight, you get a message pop up asking you WTH you’re thinking 😅 (not exact words obviously but it’s a bit cheeky)
13:59 I once watched "We are Marshall" on a plane. Great movie, but I was always confused about why they thought it was a good idea to show a movie that literally starts with a horrific plane crash... on a plane.
We watched that movie in high school (watching it either in the gym or the school theatre in shifts) a day before we were set to go home for break. The trip seniors could go on that year (if you paid out the nose)? A flight overseas.
The $45,000 story is why you never mess with the IT guy, and if you are going to mess with the IT guy, make sure he/she doesn’t have information that could get you into massive trouble.
For that last story...why is Airport 77 even an option? I feel like if it's an official option to choose...and they take action against her...she has a case against the company, no??? Also, Happiest of day to all the Fathers out there!
When I was at University, for animation, back in the early 2000's. We were given a version of Flash (RIP) to do our coursework. It wasn't fully licensed, it was a student version only, but it was given to us to do our work. We had to sign a form for document that we had received the student copy of Flash and had to delete the program once we left university. We were told this was a legal issue and it we didn't comply both us and the university could be heavily fined (something like £10k+ each).
Fun fact for anyone who doesn't know: CAD & similar BIM programs typically cost about $1.5k to $3.5k depending on what bundle you buy ♥ The student version though? FREE for 3 years. So yeah, you're essentially stealing a few thousand dollars per station if you pirate it as a business.
The airline stewardess was kinda acting like the plane's IT person. By picking what movie everyone watched, she was acting as the head of IT. That is simply example #542466887654 of why you never screw with your IT person.
Or she was an entitled Karen who just wanted those customers to stop bothering her while she is working so I showed kids and first time fliers a horror movie to get then to be quiet. Tee hee nothing like not doing your job and creating phobias because people might bother you.
Actually, I watched Snakes on a Plane while on a return flight from the UK back to the US. Several other passengers saw it and wanted the DVD. Too bad it was on the hard drive, not a DVD.
Mental note to self, do NOT fly on airliners based out of South America 😂 the regs are there for bloody good reason I worked on fast craft ferries in UK so they have to adhere to MCA regs. One sailing came up short for crew to fill the Muster and that was even after pulling from the terminal staff. The shore officer in charge of the companies operations in that port nabbed me as I was coming off of a long shift and tried to have me put back on the Muster for one more round trip under a different name as I was out of hours. Not only that if I'd sailed by the time we get back in and I get home (fast craft so no crew cabins on ship) I'd maybe get 2hrs sleep before having to head back in. The bridge crew caught wind of it and before I could even tell the shore officer where to shove it, the Cpt shut the ships engines down and came down to tear strips off of the shore officer. Cpt ordered me off the ship and they sat there another half hour waiting for someone else to arrive to fill the Muster. Shore officer took this "attack on his authority" to his boss, chief of UK operations...and learned 2 things. 1: basically bragging about trying to flout MCA regs and opening the company up to have their operation licences and Ships registries pulled as well as crippling fines, not so good for continued employment. 2: It's the Captains ship! What they say is final. Even the companies owners can be over ruled by the lowly captain when it comes to the ships operation 😂
one of my old bosses offered a higher position but, more work and responsibility ... without the pay, i genuine just stared at him for full 30sec thinking if i should just laugh in his face or what.
Being paid to sit around and basically be a dork! That's a job I've dreamed about, and OP got to live it for two months! Lucky bastard, you're my hero!
Snacks on the Plane would have been glorious. The uppity passengers would not only be furious but gets to hear Samuel L Jackson curse 🤬 like a sailor.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do people always screw with the IT guy? The person with access to all your systems and all your data generally has an incredible understanding of how your entire company runs, including all the secrets. They should be the LAST person you upset.
Manager: Tells someone to do their job Someone: Does their job Manager: gets mad about them doing their job, then proceeds to tell them to do their job
Ugh, I just got fired for not having a car.. A couple weeks later i get a call back from them cause they're so understaffed and busy. "You fired me man, and are you going to give me $2.50 every shift for the bus?" "We're going to reconsider." Don't fire people if you're just gonna beg for them to come back in 2 weeks. Super unprofessional.
"He wanted to make sure i was "loyal to the comany mission". He told me he can tell when people are "looking to make more money". And we tell those people to go work somewhere else". Exactly what my former boss told me when i asked for a raise or at least pay in time :v. Told me in a Friday, next Monday i quit uwu. Best desision ever ❤
First story. I will never understand why the usa doesnt have a 1-3 months notice period.... It helps both sides!!! If a company wants to get rid of an emoyee, the employee has a grace period to find another job. If an employee leaves a company,the company has a grace period to find a replacement. I see literaly zero downsides.
Your daughter and wife are lucky to have such a funny man hanging around, these stories must keep em entertained as heck!!! (Well what ur daughter can understand, that is)
When you read Airport 77, I cried from laughing. And about getting films mixed up, I once thought I'd watch a good comedy film because I needed it. Cue switching on Apocalypse Now when I thought it was Whoops Apocalypse. lol
HAPPY FATHERS DAY RSLASH I know your daughter is a bit young to really celebrate with you, but enjoy your first Father’s Day as a father and take lots of pictures to remember it!
I'm so glad the last poster set up all the information about FAA regulations because it was so relevant to the story. I would have been so lost otherwise.
Thank you for uppladdning this to spotify. I started listening to this episode now when I got myself to bed like 2 hours after when I should have. And it’s not for anything you think. I was out driving with my mums boyfriend since I don’t have my license yet. Well… there where gravel in a turn when I already came to fast and my front wheel locked. All my mum could see (she was in a car just after us) was my front wheel hugging the ground but not turning. I hurt my left side FOR THW THIRD TIME THIS WEEKEND! This Friday I feel from the stairs and hurt my hip. Yesterday isk what I did but I hurt myself AGAIN ON THE LEFT AIDW OF MY BODY. And now I have bruises all over my entire left side. I think that a few bruises and “cuts” on my arm and a arm in pain is really good for a crash at 60-70 km/h.
You may not believe this but when Classy Flight Attendant chose a movie, and we were getting the teases, I actually thought "Airport 77" would be the perfect choice!
I just realized that this is r/slash's first Father's Day
Omg true
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yessss happy father's day, rslash
Yes happy fathers day!
Happy Father's Day all
OF COURSE THEY'RE JUST LOOKING TO MAKE MORE MONEY. Thats what this is, its not my company, I'm not a shareholder. You hired me to do something for X amount of hours in exchange for a certain amount of money. Thats all this is, nothing more, nothing less. We're not a family, and I don't owe you any "loyalty" beyond performing the core functions of my job.
I always hate when companies try that PR bs. You can say we're a family all you want and how you 'care' about your family and treat them well, but it's not true. We are hired workers doing a job for you for money. You do not care about us, and we know it, and we do not care about you either. We are just here for a paycheck. If we didn't need money, we wouldn't be here. The owner of the company I work for also keeps saying we're an upside-down pyramid, with him on the bottom and us lowest level employees on the top, since we're so important, the company wouldn't run without us. And how if we all got sick and died, they wouldn't be able to function. But that's only lumping us as a group. They don't care about the individual. If I got sick and died, I'd be replaced within the week, and they'd probably only have a brief mention of my passing, then work as usual. That doesn't really scream family to me.
If they want employee loyalty, they have to earn it. And you do that with little things called perks and paychecks.
@@MercuryA2000 my first ever job did a decent job. The pay wasn't great which is why I left. But the fact the owners of the company would do the grunt work too, was fantastic. All of the bosses (hey that was me) would hop down if needed.
But unfortunately, they acted like paying a kid who has bills, and lives almost 30 minutes away (long story) about 15 an hour in the wonderful state of Colorado was a good idea. Changed jobs, but at least they offered me a position back if needed, which was nice.
Money is everything in our current economy. I dont care about luxury items, but when I cant afford to eat a healthy amount. Just so I can make it to work, that's the issue
Asking for Knight like loyalty from a Mercenary.
On that note. I think companies should always contribute their employees on the companies winnings not just salaries.
And i don't mean only bonuses for managers
When a former boss calls you up making the accusation "Did you report me?" counter with "Am I the only person you screwed over in the last 2 years?" That ought to shut him up.
They could just lie by saying yes and continue pushing the question.
"The IT person knew where the bodies were buried."
...is this going back to all those times RSlash says to never mess with your IT people?
ruclips.net/video/_pxhh1NFRTQ/видео.html
Always
It's very true though. A disgruntled IT person is much more dangerous than an hacker, if they turn to the dark side that is.
I was shocked he didn't say it this time
XD
Boss: "I'm not accusing you!"
Also Boss: "*Yells at OP, doesn't listen, and continues accusing OP anyway*
Boss when a second report is filed: D:
Ok
People treating the flight crew like waiters and waitresses really annoy me. They're there to keep you safe and comfortable and help you in an emergency, not to serve you and your every whim like a slave. They deserve just as much respect as the pilots.
Perhaps even more. They have to walk around even during turbulences, clean up spilled drinks or vomit, calm down people who are afraid of flying, etc. 80% of a pilot's job is just to monitor the flight so the autopilot doesn't screw up.
@@PawsOnTheBalcony 1000% agree!
@@iastan Well, waiters and waitresses don't do that anyways on serving at a whim. They got other people to go to. There are surprisingly a lot of similarities to waiters and waitresses to the flight crew, but not the pilots. They got to keep flying the plane so we don't all crash.
I once had a flight attendant give me water early cause I had a massive migraine and they even gave me extra water later. They truly are underappreciated!
Man, that plane story reminded me of what I did to my friend in highschool. She was going on a senior trip to France and wanted to borrow some movies from me to watch on the flight. I gave her the first Final Destination movie.
You absolute curr, I love it
Regarding the first story: OP is lucky.
The company I used to be in had a mandatory 2 months notice, which were bound to my monthly salary:
If I left after the two months, they would pay me my regular net salary;
If I wanted to leave early, per contract I would be obliged to pay them two gross monthly salaries (roughly 35% larger than the net ones) if I wanted to leave within the first month or one if I wanted to leave within the second.
Also, I had to work well within these two months to avoid penalties. We would also be entitled to a bonus if our KPIs looked good, but these bonuses would be taken away during the resignation period, because "you have to be a regular worker to qualify for a bonus".
The money was not bad (roughly $800 a month net salary), but I hated the company because of its toxic management.
My company's similar. We must give them a one month notice. If we leave earlier we have to pay then a one month salary too. I am already thinking of leaving, the jobs sucks.
oof
"Stop acting like the Victim, you are NOT the Victim!!"
Not the Victim you say? Do you have any evidence to prove that I AM indeed the one to report you?
"..............."
*nod* My thought exactly. Listen mate, If I am acting as the Victim. It's because I AM the Victim. But fine, if this is the hill you want to die on. Then I suppose you wouldn't mind reporting you to the Police AND the IRS.
"O.O"
I legitimately love this comment, it's essentially, TLDR-
Happy Father’s Day to all fathers
Happy Fathers day
Damn I didn’t know my countries Father’s Day is still months away
@@AgitatedFarminghub damn?
@@AgitatedFarminghub When is yours?
Happy Father’s Day!
"Snakes On A Plane" is likely the reason Classy Flight Attendant was banned from ever selecting the in-flight movie again.
A 2 month notice is insane… that’s a very long period of time and a lot can happen. 2 week notice is normal here in the US
In Switzerland it goes to 3 months.
Depending on the fault you can have immediate termination or depending on you job having the 3 months at home paid.
Ch website
Periods of notice
Make sure that the period of notice agreed in the employment contract was observed. If there is no written employment contract and no collective employment agreement, the period of notice is regulated by the Code of Obligations (CO). It comprises:
7 calendar days during the trial period (as of the end of any day)
1 month during the first year of service (as of the end of a given month)
2 months from the 2nd to the 9th year of service (as of the end of a given month)
3 months from the 10th year of service (as of the end of a given month)
Fixed term employment contracts end on a fixed date. It is not possible to terminate a fixed-term employment contract before the stated date, unless the contract provides for an early termination or good cause exists.
Employers must guarantee employees protection from termination for the duration of military, civilian or civil defence service, and in the event of illness, accident or pregnancy. Employees can still give notice during this time.
“getting paid to read reddit all day sounds like a dream job, sign me up!”
uhhh. . . who’s gonna tell em?
There was an "Oh, wait... ;)" shortly after that, tbf.
The moment that you said "Airport '77" I busted out laughing. :-D
"just looking to make more money."
How dare people only work for money and not just for the sake of the company!
Yeah, don't these plebes know it's the company's job to make money? And it's the workers' privilege to give freely of their time and effort to the company. Ingrates!
The boss that wanted loyalty without giving a raise pisses me off. Loyalty works both ways. How can they expect loyalty if they keep letting their employees down?!
Since rslash forgot, allow me:
*ahem* "Never mess with the IT guy"
Allow*
I love joy in Rslash's voice when he shares his stories about freeing himself from a shitty jib
You know, its very likely they are fake right? Every few videos he has another personal story.....kinda sus.....
The Airplane movie has a scene where they show a segment of the in-flight movie and it’s of an airplane crashing on the tarmac and exploding.
Damn
Do people just not think their evasion or fraud will come to bite them in the ass? Especially from the IRS.
When is everyone going to learn to not mess with the IT person.
As long as there are Karens, never
Unless you want to get dragged into the sewer
Years ago a friend of mine was going to watch a movie at the cinema
He sat down in the main area for a bit then he heard screaming and crying so he looked to see a bunch of crying children and very angry adults
Some of which just started berating the first employee they came across
He found out that they were all there to see a animated movie (he thinks it was G-Force) but what actually started playing was a Saw movie
Oh wow, that's bad
The first story kind of reminded me of a story I heard a while ago about a man who outsourced all his work to guys in India for like 1/4 of what the company was paying him and he just sat browsing reddit all day and he was doing it for and it took them months to even realise because the guys he hired were doing such a great job making the software I can't remember what it was that he did for them to find out lol but he ended up getting fired for it
one time he forgot to remove their names from the project before handing it in - thats how they caught him AFTER 2 YEARS!
At least she didn't choose "Alive". You know, the one where the plane crashed in the snowy mountains and some of the surviving passenger had to EAT the others to continue surviving. LOL
I thought this too, are we just evil? 😈😈
Don’t know if other airlines do this. But if you pick “airplane” as a movie on a Qantas flight, you get a message pop up asking you WTH you’re thinking 😅 (not exact words obviously but it’s a bit cheeky)
Why does it feel like companies are becoming more and more like choosing beggars
13:59 I once watched "We are Marshall" on a plane. Great movie, but I was always confused about why they thought it was a good idea to show a movie that literally starts with a horrific plane crash... on a plane.
We watched that movie in high school (watching it either in the gym or the school theatre in shifts) a day before we were set to go home for break. The trip seniors could go on that year (if you paid out the nose)? A flight overseas.
The $45,000 story is why you never mess with the IT guy, and if you are going to mess with the IT guy, make sure he/she doesn’t have information that could get you into massive trouble.
Airplane disaster movies should be mandatory in-flight entertainment...
Good morning R/Slash. Happy Father’s Day. 😃
"now I make more money than he does, HAH!" That is gold 😂
Yeah but I think what he meant to say was "[pointing] HAH ha!"
For that last story...why is Airport 77 even an option? I feel like if it's an official option to choose...and they take action against her...she has a case against the company, no???
Also, Happiest of day to all the Fathers out there!
It gets worse. I’ve never seen this movie, but I know it involves hijacking. The plane that crashed into the Pentagon was flight 77.
Guys please! We need to get rSlash to 2M!!! He’s been stuck at 1.95M for sooo long!
“I’m a pro RUclipsr now and I make more money than him, HA”
Sweet sweet Karma 😂
When I was at University, for animation, back in the early 2000's. We were given a version of Flash (RIP) to do our coursework. It wasn't fully licensed, it was a student version only, but it was given to us to do our work. We had to sign a form for document that we had received the student copy of Flash and had to delete the program once we left university. We were told this was a legal issue and it we didn't comply both us and the university could be heavily fined (something like £10k+ each).
I work 16 hour shifts on Saturday and Sunday in a hospital, but because I'm a CNA in Radiology I'm on RUclips or my switch almost all day! 😂
My dog woke me up at 3am this morning. I’ve been awake looking forward to this video for the past few hours. Thanks for making this day a bit better!
Gotta love when the dogs wake you up.
My cat woke me around 4am, we coulda had a zoom breakfast together lol
The IT guy quitting to become a farmer is probably the most IT thing I've ever heard
Fun fact for anyone who doesn't know: CAD & similar BIM programs typically cost about $1.5k to $3.5k depending on what bundle you buy ♥ The student version though? FREE for 3 years. So yeah, you're essentially stealing a few thousand dollars per station if you pirate it as a business.
I mean, If you don't have the money for maya, just use blender
NO! DONT BLEND MAYA!
The airline stewardess was kinda acting like the plane's IT person. By picking what movie everyone watched, she was acting as the head of IT. That is simply example #542466887654 of why you never screw with your IT person.
Or she was an entitled Karen who just wanted those customers to stop bothering her while she is working so I showed kids and first time fliers a horror movie to get then to be quiet. Tee hee nothing like not doing your job and creating phobias because people might bother you.
It could've been worse; she could have put on 'Alive'; a movie where survivors of a plane are forced into cannibalism.
@@smokingirishman7820 Or maybe because she was tired after those back to back flights without downtime in between that you're supposed to have.
That laugh at 6:19 almost made me spit out my breakfast! It was such a petty nah nah moment and it made me so happy.
Airport 77 is by far the best malicious compliance story I've "viewed" so far!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the joke about the Snakes on a Plane after the last story
rSlash's Boss: Yeah you can have a raise but later.
Couple days go bye but know raise.
rSlash: So I'm gonna do what's called a pro RUclips move
6:17
Oh my God, I love that little sound!
Actually, I watched Snakes on a Plane while on a return flight from the UK back to the US. Several other passengers saw it and wanted the DVD. Too bad it was on the hard drive, not a DVD.
Mental note to self, do NOT fly on airliners based out of South America 😂 the regs are there for bloody good reason
I worked on fast craft ferries in UK so they have to adhere to MCA regs. One sailing came up short for crew to fill the Muster and that was even after pulling from the terminal staff. The shore officer in charge of the companies operations in that port nabbed me as I was coming off of a long shift and tried to have me put back on the Muster for one more round trip under a different name as I was out of hours. Not only that if I'd sailed by the time we get back in and I get home (fast craft so no crew cabins on ship) I'd maybe get 2hrs sleep before having to head back in. The bridge crew caught wind of it and before I could even tell the shore officer where to shove it, the Cpt shut the ships engines down and came down to tear strips off of the shore officer. Cpt ordered me off the ship and they sat there another half hour waiting for someone else to arrive to fill the Muster.
Shore officer took this "attack on his authority" to his boss, chief of UK operations...and learned 2 things. 1: basically bragging about trying to flout MCA regs and opening the company up to have their operation licences and Ships registries pulled as well as crippling fines, not so good for continued employment. 2: It's the Captains ship! What they say is final. Even the companies owners can be over ruled by the lowly captain when it comes to the ships operation 😂
one of my old bosses offered a higher position but, more work and responsibility ... without the pay, i genuine just stared at him for full 30sec thinking if i should just laugh in his face or what.
once again, do NOT mess with IT.
It's just not worth it.
It’s good to go to sleep with the new r slash vid gn y’all
Being paid to sit around and basically be a dork! That's a job I've dreamed about, and OP got to live it for two months! Lucky bastard, you're my hero!
Snacks on the Plane would have been glorious. The uppity passengers would not only be furious but gets to hear Samuel L Jackson curse 🤬 like a sailor.🤣🤣🤣🤣
You need to put in the Nelson Muntz “ha ha” when talking about making more than your old boss! Happy fathers day!
"snakes on a plane". pure gold.
I thought at first that the movie was going to be Snakes on a Plane! LOL 😆 🤣
Happy Father’s Day R/slash😫
I’ve slowly been getting my dad into Reddit and podcasts with your vids and he seems to be liking it!
Why do people always screw with the IT guy? The person with access to all your systems and all your data generally has an incredible understanding of how your entire company runs, including all the secrets. They should be the LAST person you upset.
Thank you for being so consistent rslash. It really makes my day to get an upload from you!
Final Destination would also be a "great" plane film to put on
Manager: Tells someone to do their job
Someone: Does their job
Manager: gets mad about them doing their job, then proceeds to tell them to do their job
Ugh, I just got fired for not having a car.. A couple weeks later i get a call back from them cause they're so understaffed and busy.
"You fired me man, and are you going to give me $2.50 every shift for the bus?"
"We're going to reconsider."
Don't fire people if you're just gonna beg for them to come back in 2 weeks. Super unprofessional.
It's cool that when you post a video 18 minutes ago, already 4K have seen it.
"He quit IT and tried to set up an organic farm" I guess he wanted to do something productive with all that bullshit he was spewing :)
"Soooo HA"
-RSLASH 2021
Can't expect an employee to be loyal to the company if the company isn't loyal to him
Lol I guessed the in-flight movie would be Final Destination, but that’s an even better choice 😆
Happy Father's Day new dad! Thank you for the video
"He wanted to make sure i was "loyal to the comany mission". He told me he can tell when people are "looking to make more money". And we tell those people to go work somewhere else". Exactly what my former boss told me when i asked for a raise or at least pay in time :v. Told me in a Friday, next Monday i quit uwu. Best desision ever ❤
"Sitting down and reading reddit all day is an amazing job"
You don't say 1.83 MILLIONS sub in youtube... happy you love your job keep at it!
First story.
I will never understand why the usa doesnt have a 1-3 months notice period....
It helps both sides!!!
If a company wants to get rid of an emoyee, the employee has a grace period to find another job.
If an employee leaves a company,the company has a grace period to find a replacement.
I see literaly zero downsides.
This proves once again:
Don't fuck with us.
Don't you ever dare fucking with us.
Your IT Department
Your daughter and wife are lucky to have such a funny man hanging around, these stories must keep em entertained as heck!!! (Well what ur daughter can understand, that is)
When you read Airport 77, I cried from laughing. And about getting films mixed up, I once thought I'd watch a good comedy film because I needed it. Cue switching on Apocalypse Now when I thought it was Whoops Apocalypse. lol
Story 3: Immediate red flag is the bull self diagnosis for his inadquecacies.
LOL That flight attendant must have seen “Airplane”!!!!!
Happy fathers day to all of you dads out there and to my awesome dad up there 💙😊 RIP DADDY 💋😘
Shows movie, gets suspended. Gotta love the endless drag of work
Happy Father’s Day rSlash I hope you have a good life
Happy Father’s Day!!!!!! I can already tell you are and are going to be an amazing dad!
HAPPY FATHERS DAY RSLASH
I know your daughter is a bit young to really celebrate with you, but enjoy your first Father’s Day as a father and take lots of pictures to remember it!
HAPPY FATHERS DAY RSLASH!! I hope you enjoy being a new father with your daughter, enjoy yourself!
I'm so glad the last poster set up all the information about FAA regulations because it was so relevant to the story. I would have been so lost otherwise.
Thank you for uppladdning this to spotify. I started listening to this episode now when I got myself to bed like 2 hours after when I should have. And it’s not for anything you think. I was out driving with my mums boyfriend since I don’t have my license yet. Well… there where gravel in a turn when I already came to fast and my front wheel locked. All my mum could see (she was in a car just after us) was my front wheel hugging the ground but not turning. I hurt my left side FOR THW THIRD TIME THIS WEEKEND! This Friday I feel from the stairs and hurt my hip. Yesterday isk what I did but I hurt myself AGAIN ON THE LEFT AIDW OF MY BODY. And now I have bruises all over my entire left side. I think that a few bruises and “cuts” on my arm and a arm in pain is really good for a crash at 60-70 km/h.
9:28 how weird he didn't say "never mess with the IT guy... "
Happy Father's Day to Rslash and all the other dads.
Some people are really lucky
Huh there was no "dont f*ck with the IT guy" today :(
To be honest, in the last story I thought Snakes on a Plane was going to be her first pick, lmao!
Happy Father's day
Damn didn't expect to get here so early
You may not believe this but when Classy Flight Attendant chose a movie, and we were getting the teases, I actually thought "Airport 77" would be the perfect choice!
I thought the flight attendant picked Snakes on a plane 😂
Yeah, Snakes on a Plane - that's the one I thought of also! LOL
Hey happy father's day man I've watched your videos almost daily for about 2 years and they've always managed to cheer me up.
reddit videos are just too good to be true
The irony that installing the legitimate software may have cost more than the fine 😅
Airport '77 is where the first "Karen" was invented.
Happy Father's Day r/slash! You've made my life happier for a few years now. I hope your day is wonderful.
happy father’s day rSlash!!! i hope you have a wonderful first father’s day!